战士兄弟们 我是征服者Sheldor 我们将要向堡垒出发 Fellow warrior,this is sheldoor conqueror.We are about to enter Atzel's fortress.
今天 我们将长时间作战 再次检查下 膀胱是否排空 Now,this is a long run,so let's do another bladder check.
好吧 Barry 我们再等你会儿 但你真的需要去看医生了 All right,Barry,we'll wait for you again,but you really should see a doctor.
Sheldor 暂停一下(AFK) Sheldor is AFK.
Penny 你遇到什么难题了吗? Penny,are you experiencing some sort of difficulty?
对 我打不开这该死的门了 Yes. I can't get my stupid door open.
显然你插的是车钥匙 你意识到了吗? You appear to have put your car key in the door lock-- are you aware of that?
对 Yeah.
好吧 All right,then.
该死 该死 该死 该死 该死! Damn it,damn it,damn it,damn it,damn it!
你可以小声点弄吗? Would it be possible for you to do this a little more quietly?
这个该死的钥匙拔不出来了 I can't get the damn key out.
那是自然不能了 你门锁上用的是传统的边缘锁柱 Well,it's not surprising-- that Baldwin lock on your door uses traditional edge-mounted cylinders,
而你的大众车钥匙 是开中央锁柱的系统的 whereas the key for your Volkswagen uses a center cylinder system.
谢谢讲解 Sheldon Thank you,Sheldon.
不用谢 You're welcome.
关键问题是: 为什么你把车钥匙放门锁里? Point of inquiry: why did you put your car key in the door lock?
原因? 我告诉你吧-- Why?I'll tell you why--
因为今天我去试镜 花了两个小时才赶到 because today I had an audition,it took me two hours to get there,
又花了一个小时才轮到我 还没开始演 他们就说 我对于角色太中西部化了 I waited an hour for my turn,and before I could even start,they told me I looked too Midwest for the part.
太中西部化 到底什么意思? Too Midwest-- what the hell does that even mean?
美国中西部的大部分居民 都是 斯坎迪纳维亚人和日耳曼人后裔 Well,the American Midwest was mostly settled by Scandinavian and Germanic people.
- 他们的面部骨骼结构特征明显... - 不需要你解释 Sheldon! - They have a characteristic facial bone structure... - I know what it means,Sheldon!
天! 我到洛杉矶都快两年了 God! You know,I have been in L. A.for almost two years now,
我没有找到一份专职的演出工作 and I haven't gotten a single acting job.
我一事无成 没有升职 6个月没有做爱了 I've accomplished nothing,haven't gotten a raise at work,haven't even had sex in six months,
而我刚上楼梯时 一只苍蝇飞进我的嘴里被我吞了! and just now,when I was walking up those stairs,a fly flew in my mouth and I ate it!
其实 在很多文化里 昆虫是主食 Well,actually,insects are a dietary staple in many cultures.
几乎全是蛋白质 They're almost pure protein.
他奶奶的! Oh,son of a bitch!
我想是你的冷冻食物上的水珠 破坏了袋子的结构完整 I believe the condensation on your frozen foods weakened the structural integrity of the bag.
还是说你的钥匙难题 或许你可以找个开锁匠人来 But returning to your key conundrum,perhaps you should call a locksmith and have him open the door for you.
我叫了 他说到时候他就会到了 I did. He said he'll get here when he gets here.
你因他无意义的重复措辞而沮丧? And you're frustrated because he phrased his reply in the form of a meaningless tautology?
没有! No!
我沮丧是因为我是很废材 而且我嘴巴里一股苍蝇味 I am frustrated because I am a failure at everything and my breath smells like fly.
明白了 There,there.
你想在我们那边等会吗? Would you prefer to wait in our apartment?
不 Sheldon 我更想坐在冰冷的楼板上 呜呜的像个三岁女孩 No,Sheldon,I'd rather sit on this freezing-cold floor sobbing like a three-year-old.
好 回头见 All right,then.
受不了了我 For heaven's sake.
我还以为自己找到讽刺的诀窍了 Just when I think I've gotten the hang of sarcasm.
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你自便 Make yourself comfortable.
那儿不能坐 Not there.
Sheldor回到线上 Sheldor is back online.
Sheldor? Sheldor?
征服者 The Conqueror.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
暂停一下 (AFK) AFK.
我在玩科南时代 多人网络游戏 I'm playing Age of Conan,an online multiplayer game
游戏根据其漫画<科南时代>改编
设定在Robert E. Howard的科南荒蛮时代 set in the universe of Robert E.Howard's Conan the Barbarian.
Sheldor上线了 Sheldor back online.
"AFK"啥意思? What's "AFK"?
暂停一下 (AFK) AFK.
暂时离开键盘 (Away From Keyboard) Away From Keyboard.
明白了 (音同OIC) Oh,I see.
代表什么意思? What does that stand for?
我明白了 (OIC) Oh,I see.
听清了 但是它是什么的简称呢? Yes,but what does it stand for?
点那个魔法鞋子穿上它们 Now,just click on the enchanted boots to put them on.
不知道诶 可以换其他颜色吗? Mm,I don't know-- can I see them in another color?
快点就是了 Just click on them.
恭喜 你是个三级的战士了 Yeah,congratulations. You are now a level-three warrior.
在干嘛? What's going on?
Leonard 你猜怎么着? 我是三级战士了 Leonard,guess what? I'm a level-three warrior.
很好 你知道你公寓外面 掉了一堆东西吗? Great. Do you know there are groceries outside of your apartment?
知道 知道 表吵 Yeah,yeah,yeah.
我把吃的捡起来了 因为冰激淋化了 都招来了野猫 I only bring it up because your ice cream's melting and it's starting to attract wildlife.
知道了 我呆在丛林还是去海滩? Uh-huh,yeah. Do I stay in the jungle or go towards the beach?
无所谓 现在 你要去找财宝 It doesn't matter-- right now; you're looking for treasure.
别 别 你去哪儿? Wait,wait,where are you going?
没事 你可以的 No,no. You're okay.
要是走进鳄鱼堆里 用鞋子踢它们就是 If you run into crocodiles,just kick them with your boots.
跟我说说咋回事儿? You want to catch me up?
我想想 她努力用车钥匙开房门 Well,let's see,uh,she attempted to open her apartment with her car key
因为她的脸过于中西部了... because her face is overly Midwestern,um...
她有6个月没做爱了... she hasn't had sex in six months...
还有 她吃了只苍蝇 and she ate a fly.
真的? 6个月? Seriously? Six months?
噢 天哪! 找到宝藏了! 我发达了!! Oh,my God! A treasure chest! I'm rich!
才3级 她就觉得自己发了 Level three,and she thinks she's rich.
好白的新手呀 What a newb.
好了...准备完毕 Okay... we're all set.
放手来吧 Let her rip.
你看 只用玉米淀粉和水就能这么high Check it out-- it's just corn starch and water.
它们组成了非牛顿流体 是种液体 但在喇叭的冲击作用下成了固体 They make up a non-Newtonian fluid,which is liquid,but solid under the percussive action of the speaker.
所以才会这么特别 这么帅~~~ That's what makes it get all funky.
呵呵 好吧 Yeah. Okay.
呃 听着 我要和Sheldon说话 Uh,listen,I need to talk to Sheldon.
不 她说的就是Sheldon No,that's what she said-- Sheldon.
那个 我在玩游戏 一直在托提吉岛探险 Okay,I'm in the game,and I've been exploring the island of Tortage,
但我过不了守卫长这一关 but I can't figure out how to get past the Guard Captn.
你有魔法宝剑吗? Do you have the Enchanted Sword?
没有 我有青铜短剑 No,no,I have a bronze dagger.
用青铜短剑杀不死守卫长的 You can't slay the Guard Captain with a bronze dagger.
老天 这等于又一次用车钥匙开公寓门 My Lord,it's like the car key in your apartment door all over again.
好吧 怎样才能拿到宝剑? All right,how do I get the sword?
那么 你去过弥萨神殿吗? Well,have you been to the Temple of Mishra?
是山上那个门前站了个怪牧师的地方? Is that the place on the hill with the weird priest in front of it?
不 不 不 是... 噢 老天呀 给我吧 No,no,no,it's... Oh,for God's sakes,gimme.
谢谢 真的非常感激 Thank you-- I really appreciate this.
你得自己学会玩 Penny You're gonna have to learn to do these things for yourself,Penny.
少跟我说道 快去搞到宝剑! Don't patronize me-- just get the sword!
搞什么飞机? What the frack?
鬼才知道 他们昨天玩了一晚上 LEONARD: Beats me. They were playing all last night,too.
感觉是奇趣漫画互相穿越 It's like some kind of weird comic book crossover.
<史努比>里的雀斑脸女生
像绿巨人和薄荷帕蒂约会 Like if Hulk were dating Peppermint Patty.
我一直以为薄荷帕蒂是同性恋 I always thought Peppermint Patty was a lesbian.
不 玛茜才是 (<史努比>里的眼镜小呆女) No,that's Marcie.
薄荷帕蒂只是比较运动型而已 Peppermint Patty's just athletic.
有了 魔法宝剑 There you go-- one Enchanted Sword.
好吧 给我 给我 给我 我要杀死那个守卫长 All right,gimme,gimme,gimme. I want to kill the Guard Captain.
那女人得有点现实生活吧 That girl needs to get a life.
Sheldon? Sheldon?
- Sheldon... - 危险! 危险! - Sheldon... - Danger! Danger!
没危险 是我 Penny No danger-- it's just me,Penny.
听着 我练到了25级 到了紫莲花沼泽 对吧? Listen,I got to level 25 and reached Purple Lotus Swamp,right?
你咋在我的卧室里 You're in my bedroom.
Leonard给了我把紧急备用钥匙 Leonard gave me an emergency key.
外人不能进我的卧室 People can't be in my bedroom.
那么 我们能去客厅谈吗? Well,can we go talk in the living room?
我没有穿睡裤 I'm not wearing pajama bottoms.
为什么不穿? Why not?
我打翻了葡萄汁 洒到裤子上了 I spilled grape juice.
那么 穿另外的睡裤嘛 Well,wear different pajamas.
我不能穿另外的睡裤 这套就是周一穿的 I can't wear different pajamas-- these are my Monday pajamas.
Penny 外人不能进我的卧室 Penny,people cannot be in my bedroom.
好吧 随便怎样 只要告诉我 现在加入黑城堡探险之旅会不会太早? Okay,fine,just tell me,is it too soon to join a quest to the Black Castle?
你被邀请加入黑城堡探险之旅? You were invited on a quest to the Black Castle?
嗯 是的 好像是布达佩斯的玩家 Yeah,yeah. By some guys in Budapest.
我不知道这一步是否正确 对我的角色而言 I'm just not sure it's the right move for my character.
当然不正确 你才25级 Of course it's not-- you're only a level 25.
那些匈牙利人 只是拿你来做诱饵 喂龙的 These Hungarians,they're just using you for dragon fodder.
真的? Really?
天哪 还以为一群匈牙利野蛮人值得信任 Boy,you'd think you could trust a horde of Hungarian barbarians.
求你了 Penny 够了 我需要睡眠 Please,Penny,enough. I have to sleep.
好的 你太棒了! 谢谢 Okay,well,you were great. Thanks.
嘿 Leonard 听着 别进Sheldon的房间 他没穿睡裤 Hey,Leonard. Listen,don't go in Sheldon's room-- he's not wearing bottoms.
Sheldon 跟我说说咋回事儿?! Sheldon,you want to catch me up again?
各位 我今天很忙 **ery busy today.
我知道 Gablehauser博士 但这是你的工作 I realize that,Dr.Gablehauser,but it is your job,
主持整个部门 协调所有内部矛盾 as head of the department,to mediate all interdepartmental disputes.
本大学规章制度 第四章第2部分: 调节内部矛盾 University Policy Manual,Chapter Four,Subsection Two: Mediation of Interdepartmental Disputes.
好吧 Fine.
Winkle博士 这次你又给Cooper博士取了什么绰号? Dr. Winkle,what colorful name did you call Dr. Cooper this time?
傻冒博士 Dr. Dumb-Ass.
Cooper博士 Winkle博士会道歉的 Dr. Cooper,Dr. Winkle apologizes.
- 不 我不要 - 不 她没有 - No,I don't. - No,she doesn't.
问题是 Here's the problem.
我明明登记了使用克曼实验室204的主机 I was clearly signed up to use the mainframe in Buckman 204,
Winkle博士却肆意撕掉墙上的报名单 and Dr.Winkle just wantonly ripped the sign-up sheet off the wall.
根本不是正规的报名单 It wasn't even an official sign-up sheet.
他自己打印的表格 而且接下来的六个月都填了他的名字 He printed it himself,and he put his name down on every slot for the next six months.
如果说 保证学校的资源不被浪费去 If it is a crime to ensure that the university's resources
研究什么亚原子野鹅也有罪的话 那么我认罪 are not being squandered chasing subatomic wild geese,then I plead guilty.
噢 Penny! Oh,Penny!
你要接电话吗 Cooper博士? Do you need to get that,Dr. Cooper?
鬼才接 God,no.
别关机 小心错过诺贝尔委员会 Well,don't turn it off,you might miss your call from the Nobel committee letting you know
通知你被提名为"年度最佳傻冒" you've been nominated as Dumb-Ass Laureate of the Year.
噢 是吗? 那么... Oh,yeah? Well...
你连提名都捞不到呢 you wouldn't even be nominated.
Gablehauser博士 我有一系列重要的计算和模拟要运行 Dr. Gablehauser,I have a series of important calculations and simulations to run.
她整天就知道胡乱推断无关数据 外加对我冷嘲热讽 All she's doing is reducing irrelevant data and making a mock...
抱歉 Gablehauser Excuse me. Gablehauser.
找你的 It's for you.
喂? Hello?
Penny 现在不是时候 Penny,this is not a good time.
不 我告诉过你 你还不能进入火灵魂的密室 No,I told you,you're not prepared for the Sanctum of Burning Souls.
你们必须组成至少5人的小组 而且其中要有个35级的药师 You need to be in a group of at least five for that quest and one should be a level 35 healer.
Penny 我现在不能登录 帮你打 Penny,I can't log on and help you.
等我回家后再说 We'll talk when I get home.
我不能用实验室 对吗? I'm not getting the computing time,am I?
傻冒 Dumb-ass.
Leonard 你得想办法搞定Penny Leonard,you have to do something about Penny.
她打扰我睡觉 打扰我工作 She is interfering with my sleep,she's interfering with my work,
如果我生活中还有其他重要的方面 and if I had another significant aspect of my life,
我肯定她也会来干扰 I'm sure she'd be interfering with that,too.
干嘛要我搞定? Why should I do something?
谁叫你介绍她玩网游的 You're the one who introduced her to online gaming.
没错 但她搬来时 是你跟她打招呼的 Yes,but you're the one who said hello to her when she moved in.
如果你当时能克制住自己 现在根本不会出现这种状况 If you'd simply restrained yourself,none of this would be happening.
你干嘛不叫她别烦你? Why don't you just tell her to leave you alone?
我跟她说了 短信也发了 Twitter的即使留言也态度强硬 I did,I told her,I texted her,I sent out a very emphatic twitter.
我甚至把我的Facebook状态改为: Sheldon Cooper希望Penny别来烦他 I even changed my Facebook status to Sheldon Cooper wishes Penny would leave him alone.
我还能怎么办啊! I don't know what else to do.
那么 我能做什么? Well,what am I supposed to do?
我不知道 但是如果你不把事情摆平 I don't know,but if you don't figure something out,
我警告你 我会变得很难伺候 I warn you,I shall become very difficult to live with.
你是指 到目前为止 你一直是开心好玩的Sheldon? You mean up until now we've been experiencing the happy,fun-time Sheldon?
- 是的 - 我去跟她谈谈 - Yes. - I'll go talk to her.
不 Fritz 站到我旁边去 No,Fritz,I need you on my flank.
不 我不懂德语 你快传中 快传中! No,I don't know German. Flankenzei,flankenzei.
- 嘿 Penny - 忙着呢 - Hey,Penny. - Busy.
嗯 看出来了 你不用上班吗? Yeah,I see that. Shouldn't you be at work?
我周一不上班 I don't work on Mondays.
今天是星期四 It's Thursday.
听着Penny... Listen,Penny...
Penelope女王 我暂停一下 干嘛... Queen Penelope,AFK. What...
好吧 呃... 是这样的 Okay,uh... here's the thing.
人们有时 我是说好人 他们开始玩网游后 发现自己... Sometimes people,good people,yeah,they start playing these games and they find themselves--
这并不是他们的错... 你知道的 有点...沉迷于游戏 through no fault of their own-- you know,kind of... addicted.
嗯 说重点 我快要升级了 Yeah,get to the point. I'm about to level up here.
如果人在现实生活中没有成就感 It's just if a person doesn't have a sense of achievement in their real life,
他们会很容易迷失在虚拟世界里 因为在那里 他们可以得到并不真实的成就感 it's easy to lose themselves in a virtual world where they can get a false sense of accomplishment.
是啊 唧唧喳喳唧唧 好了 伙计们 Penelope女王回来了 Yeah,jabber,jabber,jabber. Okay,boys,Queen Penelope's back online.
Penny 你... Penny,you've got...
你头发里有块奇多 Cheetos in your hair.
噢 谢谢 Thanks.
嘿 Penny 又是我 Leonard Hey,Penny,it's me again,Leonard.
Leonard 我说了现在不行 Leonard,I said not now.
我知道 我只是有点担心你 I know,I'm just a little concerned about you.
说了现在不行! I said not now!
好吧 迟点再说 Okay,maybe later.
嘿 伙计们 Hey,guys.
嘿 他怎么了? Hey,what's with him?
Penny一晚上没让他睡好 Penny's been keeping him up at night.
我也是 Me,too.
我估计是两码事吧 But probably in a different way.
她真的迷上了"科南时代" 没日没夜的玩 She's gotten really hooked on Age of Conan. She's playing nonstop.
啊 是的 网游会上瘾 Ah,yes,online gaming addiction.
没什么比迷上多人网游更糟糕了 There's nothing worse than having that multi-player monkey on your back.
- Sheldon 醒醒! - 危险! 危险! - Sheldon,wake up! - Danger! Danger!
下午好 男人们 Afternoon,men.
Sheldon Sheldon.
噢 什么? 你故意把我排除在"男人们"之外 意在把我儿童化 只是... Oh,yeah? Well,your attempt at juvenilizing me by excluding me from the set of adult males,just...
噢 我没精力跟你斗嘴 Oh,I'm too tired to do this.
很好 听说你每晚都和中东版芭比娃娃消磨时光 That's right,I heard you've been pulling all-nighters with Middle Earth Barbie.
她进入我的卧室 She comes into my room.
没人能进我的卧室 No one's supposed to be in my room.
我认为 她以网游度日 是因为在性方面得不到满足 I would postulate that she's escaping into the online world to compensate for her sexual frustration.
我也这么干 I do that,too.
啊 估计又是两码事儿 But probably in a different way.
不是这么回事 Leslie That's not what she's doing,Leslie.
她只是想增强下自尊心 和性无关 She's just trying to shore up her self-esteem. It has nothing to do with sex.
任何事都和性有关 Everything has to do with sex.
嗯嗯 我作证 Mm,testify.
我碰也不想碰那玩意 I'm not touching that.
Leslie 你完全搞错了哦 Leslie,you are way off base here.
等等 Leonard Hang on,Leonard.
虽然我对于作为科学家或者人类的Leslie 不怀有丝毫敬意 While I have no respect for Leslie as a scientist or a human being,for that matter,
但我们必须承认她在滥交和淫乱 这些相关领域的成绩是有目共睹的 we have to concede her undeniable expertise in the interrelated fields of promiscuity and general sluttiness.
谢了 Thank you.
<小飞侠>梦幻岛上的小精灵
我是说 Tinkerbell得给她来上几下 My point is that Tinkerbell just needs to get her some.
几下什么? Some what?
哦 对了 来些两性的交流 Oh,yes,some sexual intercourse.
我不入地狱谁入地狱 I'll take the bullet.
行行好 这主意根本糟透了 Excuse me,this whole idea is insane.
讨论结束 得开始行动了 Enough debate,I'm going to take action.
打扰 Excuse me.
请问你目前正处于一段两性关系中么? Are you currently involved in a sexual relationship?
没有 No.
你想么? Would you like to be?
好啊 何乐不为呢? sure,why not?
- Sheldon... - 得 得 得 - Sheldon... - Puh-puh-puh.
能给我你的电话号码么? Can I have your phone number?
呃...好的 yeah.
怎么样? 问题解决了 There. Problem solved.
大傻冒儿 Dumb-ass.
好了 我在远古金库的大门这里 我进来了 Okay,I'm at the gate to the Treasury of the Ancients. I'm going in.
离墙近一点 避开木乃伊 Stay close to the wall. Avoid the mummies.
明白 Got it.
我不得不说对于一个23岁的女人来说 你玩得实在是不错啊 I must say you're playing very well for a woman of 23.
- 22 - 好耶 22 - Twenty-two. - Right,22.
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有木乃伊来了 Oh,here come the mummies.
我该用什么咒语? 仇恨打击还是狂暴战士态势? Which spell do I use,the hateful strike or the frenzy stance?
你剩下的队员都怎么了? What happened to the rest of your group?
我甩了他们 一群软蛋 I dumped them,they're a bunch of wussies.
狂暴战士态势 Frenzy stance.
狂暴 狂暴 狂暴 狂暴 Frenzy,frenzy,frenzy,frenzy,frenzy.
听着 你怎么描述你的理想职业? 是对未知之地的狂野冒险 So,listen,would you describe your ideal vacation as a wild adventure to unknown lands
还是窝在家里 读一本好书? or staying at home curled up with a good book?
什么? What?
这都是市场调研的问题 These are market research questions.
我在填你的游戏在线注册呢 I'm filling out the online registration for your game.
哦 好的 狂野冒险 Oh,okay,wild adventure.
噢 狂暴战士态势不管用啊 Oh,frenzy stance isn't working.
去死吧 你个老不死的木乃伊 死吧! Die,you undead mummy,die!
- 喝一瓶治愈药水 - 谢谢 - Drink a healing potion. - Thank you.
不用 You're welcome.
看这个 共分为五个等级 Anyhow,on a scale of one to five,
一级是别人主动 五级是你主动 with one being always initiated by him and five being always initiated by you,
你更希望你的艳遇是以怎样开始? how do you prefer your sexual encounters to begin?
这也在注册项里? That's on the registration?
恩 对的 范围很广的 Oh,yes,it's quite extensive.
但是如果我们完成了 你会得到个 免费的扩展包和75个其他任务 But if we complete it,you get a free expansion pack. 75 additional quests.
赞! 好吧 我喜欢主动哇 我绝对是"大佬五"那型的 Ooh,awesome,okay,I totally like to initiate. I'm a big ol' five.
很好 绝对是"大佬五" Good to know. Big ol' five.
你好 Hello.
Leonard 这是Tom Leonard,this is Tom.
你好 Tom Sheldon... Hi,Tom. Sheldon...
你在食堂里搞得那个小误解 我没跟你解释清楚么? Didn't I explain to you about your little mistake in the cafeteria?
你讲的很清楚了 Yes,you were very clear.
那桌上每个人都清楚得很 As was everyone else at the table.
但是Tom 是经过科学选择出的 Penny最合适的伴侣 Tom,however,has been chosen by science as a suitable mate for Penny.
科学选择出的? Chosen by science?
反正 就是交友网站上的科学呗 Well,what passes for science on dating sites.
他们声称使用了启发式精简算法 但估计也是瞎胡扯 They claim to use heuristic algorithms,but it may well be hokum.
你让Penny注册了网上交友? You got Penny to sign up for online dating?
不 当然不是 我只是用了些小小的手段和伎俩 No,of course not. See,I used trickery and deceit.
太糟了 This is bad.
Tom是消防署的护理人员 但是他正在医学院上夜校 Tom is a paramedic with the fire department,but he's going to med school at night.
他喜欢户外 呃... 还有强壮的充满"性"趣女人 He likes the outdoors and,uh,strong women who initiate sex.
太糟 太糟了 Really,really bad.
我很震惊呀 你居然没搞定Penny I'm surprised you struck out with Penny.
很显然 她绝对是"大佬五" Apparently,she's a big ol' five.
Sheldon 你想怎样? Sheldon,what do you want?
哦 好嘞 你看到我留言了 Penny 来认识下Tom Oh,good,you got my note. Penny,I'd like you to meet Tom.
Penny 这是Tom Tom 来认识下Penny Penny,this is Tom. Tom,may I present Penny.
- 嗨 Penny - 恩 嗨 听着... - Hi,Penny. - Yeah,hey. Listen...
既然我都来了 我正领着一群小白打任务呢 as long as I'm here,I'm on a quest with a bunch of newbs.
他们根本不知道自己在干什么 They don't know what they're doing.
我们有一个刺客 三个魔法师部队 没有坦克 We've got one assassin,three spell casters and no tank.
- 能过会儿再谈这个不? - 不 不 不 现在就得和你说 - Can we talk about this later? - No,no,no,no. I need you now.
难道你不愿意和Tom社"交"一下么? 他是个户外男孩哦 不大主动的说 Wouldn't you prefer to socialize with Tom,who is a sexually passive outdoorsman?
我管你 我自己琢磨去了 Whatever. I'll figure it out myself.
再见 Penny Bye,Penny.
哥们 抱歉 她可和照片上的完全两人 I'm sorry,dude,she didn't look anything like her picture.
网上有美女? 你做梦去吧 They never do.
你好 美貌的Penny Hello,fair Penny.
你谁啊? Who are you?
是我啊 Howard Wolowitz先生 It is I,Sir Howard of Wolowitz.
我能邀请您 和我来一下午的灵魂之旅么? Can I interest you in an afternoon of spirited questing
而后在那边的虚拟客栈畅饮几杯? followed by a flagon of ale at Yon Virtual Tavern?
恩 好吧 没什么不好的 Yeah,sure,why not?
哦 糟了 这下真需要人帮助了 Oh,my God,I need help.