那个... 宫保鸡丁是Raj的 Let's see,Raj was the kung pao chicken.
- 我是饺子 - 没错 - I'm the dumplings. - Yes,you are.
Howard 别恶心 Creepy,Howard.
你在夸我还是贬我? Creepy good or creepy bad?
小虾米配龙虾酱是谁的? Who was the shrimp with lobster sauce?
我的 来让老爸爽爽 好久没犯戒了 (不吃虾是犹太教戒律之一) That would be me. Come to pa,you un-kosher delight.
我不是光指虾虾哦 I'm not necessarily talking to the food.
别坐这儿 Sit over there.
- 要婴儿卫生纸么? - 你为啥... - Baby wipe? - Why do you have...
- 别问! - 不! 不要! - No,don't ask! - No,don't,don't!
我来告诉你吧 I'll tell you why.
我得清洁一下我的手 学校厕所的擦手纸 I had to sanitize my hands because the university replaced the paper towels in the rest rooms
都换成干手机了 with hot air blowers.
我还以为干手机会干净点 I thought the blowers were more sanitary.
- 实际上不是 - 为啥要再问... - Really,don't. - Why...
干手机藏污纳垢 然后都喷到你手上 Hot air blowers are incubators and spewers of bacteria and pestilence.
坦白说 让得瘟疫的长臂猿来把我手喷干 都比那要来得卫生 Frankly,it'd be more hygienic if they just had a plague-infested gibbon sneeze my hands dry.
嘿 大伙们 我有惊世奇闻... Hey,guys,I just got the most amazing news...
哟 Raj 你觉得你还有可能 在清醒时同我说话么? Gosh,Raj,do you think you'll ever be able to talk in front of me without being drunk?
好吧 我还是自己一个人回房吃算了 Okay,well,I'll just,um,go eat by myself.
Penny 没必要这样吧 Penny,you don't have to do that.
没关系的 比起他不说话 他乱说话 还有他... Oh,it's okay,between him not talking,him talking and him...
我一个人舒坦多了 I'm better off alone.
再见了 可怜的小怪人 Good-bye,you poor,strange little man.
她可真体贴 She's so considerate.
什么事呀? So what's your news?
还记得我透过古柏带观察到的 类似行星的物体吗? Remember that little planetary object I spotted beyond the Kuiper Belt?
记得啊 2008-NQ亚17号 Oh,yeah,2008-NQ Sub-17.
现在我要将它命名为宝莱坞行星 Or as I call it,Planet Bollywood.
总之 因为我的发现 我已经是人物杂志"3030计划"的一员了 Anyway,because of my discovery,Peoplemagazine is naming me one of their 30 under 30 to watch.
- 恭喜你呀 - 真是太赞了 - Congratulations. - that's incredible.
不好意思 啥是"3030计划"? Excuse me,30 what under 30 what to watch what?
三十位未及而立之年的梦想家 挑战他们各自领域里种种成见 30 visionaries under 30 years of age to watch as they challenge the preconceptions of their fields.
汗... 让我猜一万次都猜不着 If I had a million guesses,I never would have gotten that.
还挺酷的 It's pretty cool.
除了我 还有为印尼饥荒奔波游走的 They've got me in with a guy who's doing something about hunger in Indonesia,
还有用海豚来改造犯人的精神医疗师 and a psychotherapist who's using dolphins to rehabilitate prisoners,
噢 还有Ellen Page 那部大赞的独立电影"朱诺"的主角 and Ellen Page,star of the charming independent film,Juno.
噢 我也想像她那样 Oh,I'd so do her.
就你? 海豚还差不多 You'd do the dolphins.
有否提及我的贡献? 我可是为你设计了望远镜的托架的 Do I get an honorable mention for designing the telescope camera mounting bracket you used?
抱歉 这可不在我的感人事迹里头 Sorry,it's not part of my heartwarming and personal narrative
一个来自新德里的谦逊男孩儿 in which a humble boy from New Delhi overcame poverty
冲破贫困和偏见的重重阻碍 千辛万苦来到美国探索宇宙的奥秘 and prejudice and journeyed to America to reach for the stars.
你还贫困? 你老爸是妇科医生 还开宾利跑车呢 Poverty? Your father's a gynecologist. He drives a Bentley.
那是租的 It's a lease.
我有点困惑 I'm confused.
这是怎么选出来的? 有没有同行评议会之类的? Was there some sort of peer review committee to determine which scientists would be included?
同行评议会? 那是人物杂志 是人们选择了我 Peer review? It'sPeoplemagazine. Peoplepicked me.
- 哪些人? - 人物杂志的那些人呗 - What people? - The people fromPeople.
没错 但他们究竟是些什么人? Yeah,but exactly who are these people?
他们凭什么? 他们够格吗? What are their credentials? How are they qualified?
你不过是凑巧看见罢了 What makes accidentally noticing a hunk of rock
不就是块绕着太阳系漫游了几十亿年的石头 that's been traipsing around the solar system for billions of years more noteworthy
怎么就比其他未及而立之年的科学家 取得了更大的成就呢? than any other scientific accomplishment made by someone under 30?
我敢打赌 Ellen Page的朋友们可不会说这些废话 Boy,I'll bet Ellen Page's friends aren't giving her this kind of crap.
你为自己感到骄傲? Are you proud of yourself?
总体上是这样 In general,yes.
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噢 丢掉的微中子在这儿 Oh,there's my missing neutrino.
你干嘛像个不稳定的电子一样躲着我 对吧 你这亚原子小鬼? You were hiding from me as an unbalanced charge,weren't you,you little sub-atomic dickens?
嘿 Sheldon Hey,Sheldon.
嘿 看呐 我找到丢掉的微中子了 Hey,look,look,I found my missing neutrino.
噢 真棒 能把它从牛奶盒上拿下来了 Oh good,we can take it off the milk carton.
来吧 我们要去同Raj道歉 顺便请他一起去吃饭 Come on,we're going to apologize to Raj and invite him out to dinner.
为啥要道歉? Apologize for what?
他昨晚带着惊天奇闻而来 可我们却不怎么支持他 He came over last night with some pretty good news and we weren't very supportive.
我的第六感告诉我你有话要说 I sense you're trying to tell me something.
你是个大混球 You were a colossal asshat.
恕难同意 No,I beg to differ.
我们三个里面 我至今都是最支持他的 Of the three of us,I was by far the most supportive.
真的? 说说看你怎么支持了 Really? Do tell.
要是作为朋友的我们 总是降低他成功的门槛 Raj怎么可能真正取得伟大的成就呢? How will Raj ever reach true greatness if his friends lower the bar for him?
十一岁时 我姐姐给老爸买了个咖啡杯 上面写着"世上最棒的老爸" When I was 11,my sister bought our father a "World's Greatest Dad" coffee mug
可说实在的 他至死都没当一天好爸爸 and,frankly,the man coasted until the day he died.
好吧 这么跟你说吧 Okay,let's try it this way.
如果这已经是Raj所能达到的最高境界了呢? What if thisPeople magazine thing is the best Raj is ever going to achieve?
这倒没想过 I had not considered that.
走吧 Come on.
我总是以为别人同我一样没有极限 I often forget other people have limitations.
真是太悲哀了 It's so sad.
他知道什么是悲哀? He can feel sadness?
不是这样啦 我和你都管这叫优越感 Not really. It's what you and I would call condescension.
我们进去的时候 要展现出高兴的神情 Now when we go in there,let's show Raj that we're happy for him.
可我不高兴 But I'm not.
好 那就装吧 你看我 Well,then fake it. Look at me.
我都能慢慢接受这个事实 要知道 没有我的固定架 I could be grinding on the fact that without my stabilizing telescope mount
他哪能看到宇宙中那一小块垃圾 he never would have found that stupid,little clump of cosmic schmutz.
可我的胸襟 不止那么点啦 But I'm bigger than that.
好吧 你们要我怎么做? Fine. What do you want me to do?
微笑 Smile.
我靠 太吓人了 Oh,crap,that's terrifying.
我们是来这儿看Koothrappali的 又不是追杀蝙蝠侠 We're here to see Koothrappali,not kill Batman.
少露几颗牙看看 Try less teeth.
已经很接近了 来吧 Close enough. Come on.
- 嘿 Raj - 嘿 大伙都在啊 怎么了? - Hey,Raj. - Hey,guys. What's up?
我们想邀请你和我们一起共进晚餐 We just wanted to invite you out to dinner tonight.
为了庆祝你的"3030" 没错吧 Sheldon? To celebrate your "30 under 30" thing. Right,Sheldon?
好啊 你们真好 That's very nice of you. I would like that.
大家好 Hello,boys.
- Gablehauser博士 - Koothrappal博士 - Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Koothrappali.
- Gablehauser博士 - Hofstader博士 - Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Hofstader.
- Gablehauser博士 - Cooper博士 - Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Cooper.
- Gablehauser博士 - Wolowitz先生 - Dr. Gablehauser. - Mr.Wolowitz.
我有个问题:我们中谁发现了一颗星星? Boys,I've got a question for you: Who in this room discovered a star?
2008-NQ 亚17号 实际上是一颗行星 Actually,2008-NQ Sub-17 is a planetary body.
我又没说你 我在说我呢 I'm not talking about you,I'm talking about me.
我的外国朋友 你是我的明星 You,my exotic young friend,are my star.
又不是你发现了他 But you didn't discover him.
你只是注意到他在这儿而已 就像他注意到2008-NQ亚17号一样 You merely noticed he was here,much like he did with 2008-NQ Sub-17.
- Sheldon - 噢 不好意思 - Sheldon... - Oh,sorry.
孩子 要给你安排一间好点的办公室 Boy,we've got to get you into a better office.
得配得上你现在的身份 Something more suited to your status.
没必要麻烦的 真的 Really,you don't have to go to any trouble.
让你用Von Gerlich以前的办公室如何? How about if I put you in Von Gerlich's old office?
我情愿要Fishbein的 大多了 I'd rather have Fishbein's. It's bigger.
等等 Fishbein穿睡衣来上班以后 我是第一个申请他的办公室的 Wait a minute,I called dibs on Fishbein's office the day he started showing up at work in his bathrobe.
他都有新的办公室了 男厕所里就不能放几张擦手纸吗? He gets a new office,I can't even get paper towels in the men's room?
- Sheldon - 靠 这也太难了 - Sheldon. - Damn,this is hard.
我来问问你们 Let me ask you something.
你们觉得你们成天在这里是为了啥? What do you think the business of this place is?
- 科学? - 钱 - Science? - Money.
都跟你说了 Told you.
他出现在人物杂志上 不就意味着 有数不尽的钱要向我们涌来 And this boy's picture inPeoplemagazine is gonna raise us a pile of money taller than...
堆起来都比你高了 well,taller than you.
我是硕士 I have a Master's degree.
谁不是? Who doesn't?
Koothrappali博士 你有没有在校长餐厅吃过午饭? Dr. Koothrappali,have you ever had lunch in the president's dining room?
我都不知道还有校长餐厅 I didn't even know there was a president's dining room.
东西是一样的 不过新鲜多了 It's the same food as the cafeteria,only fresh.
走吧 小伙子 Come on,little buddy.
好咧 大伙晚上见 Okay,big buddy. See you tonight,guys.
别再笑了 You can stop smiling now.
总之 在享用了一顿大餐之后 So anyway,after a fantastic lunch,
我立马被接去拍封面照 I was whisked off to the Peoplemagazine photo shoot...
你们几个拍过杂志封面照么? Have any of you boys ever been to a photo shoot?
没 No.
那感觉太妙了 It's fantastic.
显然 相机同我惺惺相惜 Apparently,the camera loves me and I,it.
他们给我弄了个星光熠熠的背景 我就摆了这么一个Pose They shot me in front of a starry background where I posed like this.
他们准备PS一个超新星上去 They're going to digitally add a supernova.
他们都说 对于我这个耀眼的天才而言 这是个完美的比喻 They say it's the perfect metaphor for my incandescent talent.
没错 一团滚烫的火球 最终自取灭亡 Right,a ball of hot,flaming gas that collapses upon itself.
抱歉 是我的助手Trevor Excuse me. Oh,it's my assistant,Trevor.
说吧 我是Koothrappali Go for Koothrappali.
给他派了个助手? They gave him an assistant?
我只是要一支新的钢笔 他们都会让我带着钢丝钳去抢银行 If I want a new pen,I have to go to the bank with wire cutters.
我们是否已经够仁至义尽了? Have we at this point met our social obligations?
还没 Not yet.
好 替我排上议事日程 不过别忘了编一个我无法出席的理由 Okay,just put it on my calendar,but start thinking of a reason why I can't go. All righty?
Koothrappali断线 Koothrappali out.
愿主保佑那孩子 没有他我都不知道怎么办了 God bless that boy. I don't know what I'd do without him.
他不是今天下午才成了你的助手 You just got him this afternoon.
没错 不过我觉得我应该有个侍从 Yes,but I'm finding that having a lackey suits me.
侍从? A lackey?
噢 抱歉 从政治角度 这么说对吗? Oh,I'm sorry. Is that politically incorrect?
在印度 我们管这些人叫贱民 In India,we just call them untouchables.
- 够了吗? - 还差一点儿 - Now? - Almost.
说起贱民 我要告诉你们个好消息 Speaking of untouchables,I've got great news for you guys.
人物杂志这周六要办一个招待会 我已经把你们都邀请去了 Peoplemagazine is having a reception this Saturday and I managed to get you invited.
- 噢 谢了 - 你真客气 - Oh,gee,thanks. - Oh,you're welcome.
当然 我没法让你们去VIP区 Of course,I couldn't get you into the VIP section because,you know,
你们也知道 你们只是个P而已 (只是普通人) that's for VIPs and you guys are just,you know... P's.
在巴布亚新几内亚 有个原始部落 如果猎人向村里其他人炫耀自己的猎物 There's a tribe in Papua New Guinea where,when a hunter flaunts his success to the rt of the village,
部族的人就会把他杀了 把他的皮做成鼓 据说能驱魔避邪 they kill him and drive away evil spirits with a drum made of his skin.
当然是些迷信的话 不过意思大家都明白 Superstious nonsense,of course,but one can see their point.
来了 Raj 你该慢点喝 Here you go,Raj. You might want to drink this one slowly.
好 那这周六晚上大伙一起去吧? Okay. So,Saturday night,can I count on my posse?
我很想去 Raj 可我没空 Gee,I'd love to,Raj,but I can't make it.
噢好吧 那Leonard呢? Oh,okay. Leonard?
呃 行吧... 还是算了 No,I could... no.
Sheldon呢? Sheldon?
我有空 可我不会去的 I can make it. But I won't.
你们在说啥呢? What are you guys talking about?
这周六专为我设的招待会 There's a reception for my magazine article on Saturday.
你们这些家伙都不去? And you guys aren't going?
真是难以置信 I can't believe you.
Raj要庆祝如此巨大的成就 你们居然不去捧场? Raj is celebrating a tremendous accomplishment and you're not even going to be there to support him?
巨大成就 是指他发现的星体正坠向地球 A tremendous accomplishment would be if the planetary body he discovered were plummeting toward Earth
而他用意念爆破掉它 and he exploded it with his mind.
那真牛了 那样的招待会我肯定去 That would be cool. I'd go to that reception.
别啊 这已经很牛了 Come on,this is huge.
Raj要上人物杂志了 都不用把哪个Spears姐妹搞大了肚子 Raj is gonna be inPeoplemagazine,and he didn't even have to knock up one of the Spears sisters.
你愿意和我去吗? Would you like to go with me?
当然愿意 我很荣幸 Of course I would. I would be honored.
当真?太好了 Really? Cool.
你们真不厚道 Shame on you guys.
瞧呀 我约到Penny了 Look at that,I got a date with Penny.
花了你一年时间真难以置信 I can't believe it took you a whole year.
- 够了吗? - 咱撤 - Now? - Now.
老兄 我要上人物杂志了 Hey,buddy,I'm going to be inPeoplemagazine.
哦 上了封面再来给爷说 Yeah,call me when you're on the cover.
Raj 真帅气呀! Raj,look at you!
我知道 像正午的太阳光彩照人 对吧? I know. I'm resplendent like the noonday sun,am I not?
是呀 这香槟喝的 不觉得早了点吗? Uh,yeah. Starting with the champagne a little early,aren't you?
是豪华轿车里的 他们派了辆加长轿车 我可以用豪华车了 It was in the limo. They sent a limo. I have a limo.
我爱死说 "豪华车"了 I just love saying "limo."
准备的时候 小饮几口吧 Sip on this while you're getting ready.
我准备好了 Oh,I'm ready.
就穿这个? That's what you're wearing?
对呀 怎么 有什么不对吗? Um,yeah. Why,what's wrong with it?
没什么 我只是期待你会超夸张超狂野滴 Nothing. I was just hoping for something a little more,you know,ridonkulous.
除了俺这身衣裳 你啥也看不见了 Mm,yeah. Well,this is all the donkulous you're gonna get tonight.
好 也行 出发吧 Okey-dokey,let's roll.
好了 是宣泄时间了! All right,it's time to raise the roof!
- 你好 Leonard - 兄弟 - Hey,Leonard. - Dude.
- 很漂亮 - 谢谢 - You look very nice. - Thank you.
- 走吧 晚安 Leonard - 晚安 - Come on. Good night,Leonard. - Good night.
- Leonard 看到楼下的豪华车了吗? - 嗯 - Hey,Leonard,do you see my limo downstairs? - Yeah.
- 比我祖父长大的那间房子还大 - 相当不错 - It's bigger than the house my grandfather grew up in. - Terrific.
- 吃的也比那房子里的多 - 行了 走了 走了 - It has more food,too. - All right,come on. Come on.
我要出场了 让聚会开始吧 I'm coming out,so get the party started
我要出场 出场 出场... I'm coming out,I'm coming out I'm coming out...
好消息 你不用再为 和Penny的事闷闷不乐了 Hey,good news. You don't have to sulk about Penny anymore.
看 这里有无数的克罗地亚女人 就等你联系她们了 Look,there are hundreds of Croatian women just waiting for you to contact them.
一切为了绿卡.com? Anything-for-a-greencard. com?
你可以用我的ID "超级强悍的那话儿" I'll lend you my user name. It's "Wealthy Big Penis."
开玩笑 You're joking.
你得用简单的词语 她们还在学英语中 You gotta make it easy for 'em. They're just learning English.
去你的 Pass.
你情愿坐在这里郁郁寡欢 So you're just gonna sit around here and mope
"辛普森一家"里 Apu博士创立的这家超市
眼瞅着Penny和Ewik-E超市的Apu博士约会? while Penny is out with Dr. Apu from the Kwik-E Mart?
又不是约会 这么说也太种族主义了 (该角色为印度移民) It's not a date,and that's racist.
哪能啊 他可是辛普森一家里面 受大家喜爱的角色 It can't be racist. He's a beloved character onThe Simpsons.
咱快点吃了吧 我好去睡觉 Let's just eat so I can get to bed.
要是狗屎运 今晚就是我的窒息睡眠死亡夜 With any luck,tonight will be the night my sleep apnea kills me.
记得让他们 把椰菜鸡肉切成块 而不是丝吗? Did you remember to ask for the chicken with broccoli to be diced,not shredded?
有 Yes.
- 尽管菜单上特别提到 "鸡肉丝" - 对 - Even though the menu description specifies "shredded"? - Yes.
- 黑米 没叫白米吧? - 对 - Brown rice,not white? - Yes.
- 有在韩国杂货店买上等的热芥末吗? - 有 - Did you stop at the Korean grocery and get the good hot mustard? - Yes.
- 去市场打低钠酱油没? - 去了 - Did you pick up the low sodium soy sauce from the market? - Yes.
谢谢你 Thank you.
怎么去了这么久? What took you so long?
- 坐着吃吧 别废话 - 好吧 - Just sit down and eat. - Fine.
好啦 是鸡肉块 你想怎样啊? All right,it's shredded. What do you want me to do?
你接受订单前 怎么不检查好呢 I want you to check before you accept the order.
抱歉 Sorry.
你心烦意乱 是怕今晚Koothrappali 可能会和Penny发生关系? Were you distracted by the possibility that Koothrappali might have intercourse with Penny tonight?
他们不会发生关系的 He's not going to have intercourse with Penny.
那鸡肉的错误就不能原谅 Then there's no excuse for this chicken.
Koothrappali的情况让我想起了件童年往事 You know,this situation with Koothrappali brings to mind a story from my childhood.
锅柄状的突出地带 狭窄的条带 这里指德州
切 这下好哟 狭长土地的又一传说 Oh,goody,more tales from the panhandle.
那是德克萨斯西北部 That's northwest Texas.
我来自东德克萨斯的海湾地区 住着很多越南捕虾人 I'm from east Texas,the Gulf region,home to many Vietnamese shrimpers.
捕虾人是你故事的重点? Do the shrimpers feature in your story?
不是 No.
我8岁时 一辆蒙哥马利·华德的运货车 压死了我家的猫Lucky Anyway,when I was eight,a Montgomery Ward delivery van ran over our family cat Lucky.
- Lucky(幸运的)? - 是的 Lucky - Lucky? - Yes,Lucky.
他不懂啥叫讽刺 继续听就是了 He's irony-impaired. Just move on.
好吧 名叫Lucky的死猫 请继续 Okay,dead cat named Lucky. Continue.
当其他人都因Lucky的死而伤心时 While others mourned Lucky,
我意识到 它的意外身亡 I realized his untimely demise provided me with the opportunity
让我有机会拥有我更需要的宠物: to replace him with something more suited to my pet needs:
晚上可以和我相互偎依的忠实伴侣 a faithful companion that I could snuggle with at night,
又不会违背人类命令的动物 yet would be capable of killing upon telepathic command.
难道不是小狗? So not a puppy?
拜托 怎么可能这么平凡 Please,nothing so pedestrian.
我要一只Griffin (希腊神话中一种狮身鹫首怪兽) I wanted a griffin.
一只Griffin? A griffin?
是的 半鹰半狮 Yes,half eagle,half lion.
传说中才有... And mythological.
与这无关 Irrelevant.
我当时正在研究DNA重组技术 而且有信心能造一只出来 I was studying recombinant DNA technology,and I was confidant I could create one,
但我父母拒绝提供必需的 鹰卵子和狮精子 but my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen.
郁闷的是 我妹妹想上游泳课 他们就让她去 Of course,my sister got swimming lessons when she wanted them.
Sheldon 不是我们不喜欢狮子精子的故事 但是... Sheldon,not that we don't all enjoy a good lion semen story,but...
你想说什么? what's your point?
我想说的是 如果Koothrappali 开始追求浅浮低贱名利的新生活 My point is if Koothrappali is moving on to a new life of shallow undeserved fame,
也许正是我们的机会 创造一个更好的同伴 perhaps this is an opportunity to create a better cohort.
你想养育一个新朋友? You want to breed a new friend?
这是选择之一 但是谁这么有空啊? That's one option,but who has the time?
可你们想想看--日本人 他们在人工智能方面干的很不错 But consider this-- the Japanese,they're doing some wonderful work with artificial intelligence.
如果把他们的技术和迪斯尼动画家 的一些电子动画结合起来 Now,you combine that with some animatronics from the imagineers over at Disney,
也许接下来 我们就能和一个懂多国语言的 亚伯拉罕·林肯一起玩HALO next thing you know,we're playing HALO with a multilingual Abraham Lincoln.
Sheldon 别误会我的意思 你疯了 Sheldon,don't take this the wrong way,but you're insane.
他疯是疯 但我们去结交新朋友又不会死 That may well be,but the fact is it wouldn't kill us to meet some new people.
我必须指出 结交新朋友真的会死啊 For the record,it could kill us to meet new people.
他们可能是杀人犯或者 不知名病原体的携带者 They could be murders or the carriers of unusual pathogens.
还有啊 我一点不疯 And I'm not insane.
我妈早就带我去测试过了 My mother had me tested.
如果我们要结交个新朋友 他必须值得信任 必须为我们两肋插刀 If we do get a new friend,he should be a guy you can trust. A guy who has your back.
而且他必须很有钱 住在海边的大房子里 可以供我们开派对 And he should have a lot of money and live in a cool place down by the beach where we could throw parties.
必须和我们一样热爱科学技术 He should share our love of technology.
也要认识很多女人 And he should know a lot of women.
我想想 有钱 女人 技术 好吧 就这么说定了 Let's see,money,women,technology. Okay,we're agreed.
我们的新朋友是 钢铁侠 Our new friend is going to be Iron Man.
我一晚上都能... I can go all night...
欢迎来到"Raj陵" (引自"泰姬陵") Welcome to the Raj Mahal.
很不错的地方 晚安 Raj It's very nice. Good night,Raj.
- 不 不 等等 夜生活还没结束呢 - 结束了啊 - No,no,Wait. The evening's not over. - Yes,it is.
现在得听听R. Kelly 再一起吸吸脸哟 No,it's time to put on some R. Kelly and suck face.
- 噢 喔哦 夜生活结束了吗? - 等等 等等 等等! - Oh,wow,is the evening over? - Wait,wait,wait!
是我爸妈从印度打来 That's my mommy and daddy calling from India.
我想让你见见我父母 I want you to meet my parents.
等等 见他们? Wait. Meet them?
好啊 爸爸妈妈 很高兴见到你们 你们好吗? 我没有喝醉哦 Hello,Mommy,Daddy. Good to see you. How are you? I'm not drunk.
- 干嘛这么说? - 随便说说而已 - Why would you say that? - Just making conversation.
爸爸妈妈 我想让你见见我的新女友 Penny Mommy,Daddy,I want you to meet my new squeeze,Penny.
我不是你的女友 他没有什么女友 I'm not your squeeze. There is no squeezing.
我看不到她 镜头对准她 I can't see her. Center her in the frame.
看看吧 漂亮哈? Here you go. Cute,huh?
她不是印度人 She's not Indian.
不是印度人又怎样 咱儿子还年轻 放荡放荡嘛 So she's not Indian. The boy is just sowing some wild oats.
没有没有 没有放荡 我也不是啥女友 咱也没吸脸 No,no,no,there's no sowing,no squeezing and no sucking face.
万一他把她肚子搞大了怎么办? What if he gets her pregnant?
你想要这个粉嫩小妞做你孙辈的母亲? Is this little hotsy-totsy who you want as the mother of your grandchildren?
你们有什么权利选择我跟谁生孩子? What right do you have to pick with whom I can have children with?
听着 Rajesh 我知道你在美国 Look,Rajesh,I understand you're in America.
想尝尝"当地小吃" You want to try the "local cuisine."
但是相信我 那玩意儿吃不久的 Trust me. You don't want it for a steady diet.
你们听我说 Now you listen to me.
我已经不是小孩子了 说话也不会再像小孩子 I am no longer a child and I will not be spoken to like one.
失陪失陪 我去吐一吐 Now if you'll excuse me,I have to go throw up.
他怎么了? What's wrong with him?
我不知道 可能是吃了当地小吃 I don't know. Maybe it's the local cuisine.
好吧 那么 很高兴见到你们 Okay,well,it's nice to meet you.
我就把你们放在桌上吧 I'm just gonna set you on down over here.
我要走了 Namaste (合十礼 印度见面拜礼) And I'm gonna leave,so namaste.
还有告诉你们 我做他媳妇 是你们的福气 And FYI,you'd be lucky to have me as a daughter-in-law.
妞有点脾气嘛 我喜欢 She's feisty. I like that.
Raj 你在干嘛? Raj,what are you doing?
不 不用纸条 如果你有话要说 说出来 No,no notes. If you have something to say to me,say it.
对不起 Sorry.
噢 宝贝 没关系拉 Oh,sweetie,it's okay.