1971年6月25日
私密文件
圣地亚哥大会
尼克森
约翰米契尔
承诺付四十万
承诺怎么拼 Does commitment have one "t" or two?
没人知道吗 Nobody?
算了 无所谓 Fuck it. Who cares?
记得销毁此文件 懂意思吧 You like this?
白宫水管工 第一季第二集
本WEB版外挂字幕由 风吹来的那片云 双语合并
迈阿密 佛吉餐厅
1972年 1月7日
对了 跟她们说说 You know what? Tell them.
快跟她们说危地马拉的事 Tell them. Tell them. Tell them about Guatemala.
她们不会想听的 Yeah, these girls don't wanna hear about that.
妓女 爱德华 快说啦 - Tell us! - Please, Edward. - Yeah, go on. - Tell us the story.
很多男人为了骗你们上床 谎称是中情局干员 You know how a lot of guys say they're with the CIA so they can get you into bed?
但其实是卖铝板的 When they really just sell aluminum siding?
这家伙真在中情局工作过 Well, he really worked for the CIA.
怎么可能 Come on.
对啦 我是卖铝板的 No, you're right. I sell aluminum sidings.
－别闹了 －我就知道 - Stop it. - I knew it.
他乱说 好像我在骗人似的 - He's lying. - Making me look like a liar.
危地马拉的事挺有趣 Funny story about Guatemala.
我曾帮该国总统伉俪流亡海外 I let El Presidente and his wife escape into exile.
他们坚持要带一个 阿根廷的医学生一起走 They insisted that this scrawny Argentine medical student come with them.
你们知道那学生是谁吗 And do you know who that kid was?
是谁 Who?
埃内斯托格瓦拉 Ernesto Guevara.
大名鼎鼎的切格瓦拉 Che fucking Guevara. Che!
酷哦 Far out.
你们知道他是谁吗 Do you know who that is?
－音乐家吗 －不对 - A musician? - No.
中情局暗杀了格瓦拉 When the CIA assassinated Che
把他的手放在盒子里 然后寄给这家伙 they sent this guy the son of a bitch's hands in a fucking box!
（西语）一个盒子 - In a box!
谁在说故事啦 - Hey. Who's telling this story?
抱歉 我太喜欢那段了 Oh. I'm sorry. I just love that part, though.
在盒子里 你好啊 In a box! Hello!
－在盒子里的手 －真小 - Hands in a box. - Tiny.
这是圣诞礼物吗 不是 是人的手 Merry Christmas. Oh, it's a present? No, it's fucking hands!
所以你们需要我们做什么 So, like, what do you need us for?
我们要准备惊喜送给民主党 Well, we've got big plans for the Democrats.
不知你们是否知道 As you may, or you may not know
民主党的全国大会 将在迈阿密这里举行 The Democratic National Convention will be held here. - In Miami.
我们知道 - Yeah, we're well aware.
现在是旺季 It's high season.
我们要让你俩带几位朋友 We would set you two up with a few of your friends
去一艘奢华游艇上 in a swanky yacht
会有享用不完的香槟和可卡因 with all the champagne and cocaine your little hearts desire
还有几台隐藏摄像头 给我们在华府的朋友看 and a couple of hidden movie cameras for our friends back in Washington.
用来勒索吗 - Like, for blackmail?
我们要怎么相信你们 So, how do we know we can trust you?
我这个人说到做到 My word is my bond.
我不会退缩 I do not bend.
也不会求饶 And I do not break.
够了 Please stop.
尼克森总统的关键时刻
总统竞选连任委员会
请出示证件 委员会安全官 May I see some ID?
吉姆 我才离开十五分钟 Jim, I just walked out of here 15 minutes ago.
你看着我离开的 - You saw me leave.
是吗 Did I?
你知道我职位比你高吧 You know I outrank you.
委员会成员必须随身携带证件 Members of the Committee need to have ID on them at all times.
你会叫米契尔出示证件吗 Do you ask Mitchell for his ID?
不会 我认得出他 No. I know John Mitchell by sight.
他是司法部长 也是委员会主任 He's the attorney general and head of the Committee.
好 你以后也会常看到我 Well, you're about to get very used to the sight of me.
我刚调来工作 I just moved my office here.
我为他担保 吉姆 I'll vouch for him, Jim.
戈登负责策划阴谋 Gordon here's in charge of dirty tricks.
明天一早 First thing tomorrow
我们要向米契尔先生 提出他的百万阴谋计划 we're actually gonna pitch his million-dollar rat-fucking idea to Mr. Mitchell.
这么棒哦 Oh, is that so?
祝你好运 Good luck with that.
走吧 Let's go.
杰布 别告诉别人我的工作内容 Jeb, do not tell people what I really do here.
尤其是那个怪人 Especially that oddball.
这是你的妙招吗 - Are these the goods, Gordo?
这是从中情局的艺术部门拿的 - Hey! Yes. Straight from the CIA art department.
你的手怎么了 - What happened to your hand?
我故意烧伤的 - I burned it. On purpose.
你的那个间谍朋友呢 Hey, where is this spook partner of yours?
他直接从白宫过来 He'll be popping by from the White House.
别担心 他会来的 Don't you worry. He will be here.
－早 二位 －霍华杭特 - Morning, gentlemen. - Howard Hunt,
这是杰布马格鲁德 Jeb Magruder.
杰布 幸会 Jeb, pleased to meet you.
你怎么进来的 How'd you get in here?
你喜欢铁的 - How do you like steel?
你会打吗 - Oh, do you play?
稍有涉略 - Well, I dabble. - Yeah.
我得去俱乐部找回手感 You know I might need to get out on the court, mix it up at my club.
吉维蔡斯俱乐部 Chevy Chase, right?
听说中情局间谍都去那里 I heard all you CIA spooks belong there.
是莱克伍德俱乐部 Lakewood, actually.
吉维蔡斯对我来说有点无聊 Chevy Chase is a little stuffy for my taste.
球场见 See you on the court.
－那是什么 －华瑟半自动手枪 - What is that? - Walther Luftpistole.
詹姆士庞德海报上那种 Like the James Bond posters?
无声 Silent.
－致命 －德国制 - Lethal. - German.
够了 Okay! Okay.
不管是会吸我老二还是做早餐 Hey, I don't care if it can suck my cock and cook me breakfast.
不准带枪进办公室 There's no guns in the office, Gordon.
放在我抽屉里能保护大家 Everyone's a lot safer with this baby here in my desk.
真要命 Oh, Jesus.
莱克伍德乡村俱乐部
马里兰州洛克维尔
你好 威利 Hi, Willie.
我帮你开 亲爱的 Oh, let me get that, dear.
这里真不得了 Wow, this is really something.
还可以啦 Oh, well, it's not bad.
你应该去绅士俱乐部看看 You should see the University Club.
戈登 或许我们该加入 Gordon, maybe we should join a club.
好啊 可以认识一些权贵 I'm game. Good for hobnobbing.
你能帮我们入会吗 Think you could get us in here?
有很多人在候补排队 Well, it is a two-year waitlist.
这样告诉我们进不来还真婉转 Dear, I think that's a very kind way of saying we wouldn't get in.
我知道了 Oh, I... I got it.
他们不收霍博肯的 爱尔兰与意大利混血 Don't take wop-mick mongrels from Hoboken.
可惜你不是优等种族 戈登 So much for the Master Race, eh, Gordon?
说得好 - Touch.
你好 杭特先生 - Ah, aloha, Mr. Hunt.
你好 路易 Aloha, Louis.
您的老位子已准备好 这边请 Got your favorite table all ready. - Right this way.
太棒了 - Thank you. Wonderful.
我好兴奋 This is so exciting.
明天此时 米契尔就会对我们言听计从了 By this time tomorrow Gordon and I should have John Mitchell eating out of our hands.
跟玛莎一样 Just like Martha.
你知道他们会来吗 Did you know they were going to be here?
不知道 No, I didn't.
那是你们家孩子 - Are those your children?
是啊 - Yes.
我才嗑了药 最好别过去 I'm way too fucking high to go over there right now.
不去会更惨 It'll be worse if we don't.
－很好 他们来了 －要过来了 - Good. Here they come. - Coming over.
丽莎怪怪的 - Lisa's acting weird.
怎么看出来的 - How can you tell?
你好啊 爹地哟 Hello, Daddy-o.
丽莎 约翰 见过法兰与戈登里迪 Lisa, St. John, this is Fran and Gordon Liddy.
－你是读史密斯学院的 －那是我的妹妹凯雯 Hi! You must be the Smithie. No, that's Kevan, my younger sister.
我是丽莎 另一个女儿 I'm Lisa. The other one.
他们不会提到我 Yeah, I'm the one they don't talk about.
辍学的那个 The college dropout.
令尊当然提过你 Your father absolutely mentioned you.
你是出车祸的那个 You are the one that had the car accident.
－戈登 －怎么了 - Gordon. - What?
这是事实啊 She did.
头撞得很惨 A pretty bad blow to the head.
抱歉 - Sorry. - Sorry.
你还好吗 宝贝 Are you okay, sweetie?
她没事 只是该去透透气 She's fine. She just needs some air. Right?
对 我们该走了 Yeah. We should hit the road.
是的 Yes.
（法语）幸会了 Enchanted.
－（德语）再见 －她感觉很聪明 - Goodbye. - She seems very bright.
儿子也是 The boy, too.
不知你是怎么看出来的 Don't know what gave you that impression.
有人饿了吗 Who's hungry?
令郎的发型很嬉皮 You know, that's quite the hippie cut on your boy.
让我想到逮捕提摩西李瑞 Reminds me of the time that I busted Timothy Leary.
那家伙该被关到死 Oh, that man should be rotting in a cold cell.
他那时住大豪宅 He was living in this great big mansion.
有许多神智不清的年轻嬉皮 All these zonked-out hippie kids
大小便在地上 urinating and defecating on the floors.
天啊 戈登 Good Lord, Gordon.
或许我们不适合加入乡村俱乐部 Maybe we're not country-club material after all.
如果我们向米契尔提出 去民主党大会做这种事呢 Say, what if we were to pitch Mitchell something like that at the Democratic convention?
让一些神智不清的支持者…… You know, sort of show some of those stoner supporters
随地乱小便 pissing on the floor.
也可以让他们大喊 You could have them shouting
尿你个尼克森…… "Piss on Nixon, Piss on Nixon!"
尿你个尼克森 太棒了 Piss on Nixon! That is genius.
你觉得呢 法兰 What do you think about that, Fran?
我跟戈登从不讨论他的公事 Oh, Gordon and I never discuss his work.
这是我们婚姻美满的秘诀 That's our secret to a happy marriage.
我也想问你们有什么秘诀 Oh, I wondered what the secret was.
那些瘾君子一定会被逮捕 All the junkies would certainly be arrested
然后告诉警察自己收了钱 and they would tell the police that they've been paid.
－你说什么 －风险高 效果差 - Excuse me? - It's very high-risk, low reward.
霍华 我们明天上班时再讨论吧 Howard, maybe we just talk about it tomorrow at work.
很难说 或许风险是太高了 I don't know. It's risky. Maybe too risky.
打扰了 杭特先生 - I'm sorry. Mr. Hunt?
唐 这是我朋友戈登 - Hey, Don. - This is my friend, Gordon.
幸会 - Pleasure.
令嫒出了点状况 There's a bit of an incident with your daughter.
天啊 我们快去看看 - What? All right. Let's go. - Oh, Lord.
－你是在…… －你说了什么 - What? What are you...
－我什么都没说 －快点道歉 - I didn't say it to his face. I didn't even say anything to the effect.
－少碰我 －冷静 Apologize to me. Get your hands off of me! - Calm down!
路易 说他刚才对你说什么 - Louis, tell them what he just said to you.
我什么都没听到 I really didn't hear anything.
丽莎 或许是你听错了 Now Lisa, maybe you misheard what you thought you heard.
路易不想因为自己是黑人 又直言不讳而被开除 Louis just doesn't wanna be fired for being black and outspoken.
我不想因为任何原因被开除 I don't wanna be fired, period.
你一定要在这里闹 You had to create a scene here?
你知道明天对我有多重要 Do you have any idea how important tomorrow is to me?
这让我们多丢脸 Do you know how much you've embarrassed us?
非常抱歉惊扰各位 I am so sorry, everyone.
丽莎宝贝 我们爱你 Lisa, honey, we love you.
我觉得你需要休息 I think you need some rest, okay?
要不你俩先回家吧 So why don't you go home, the two of you?
走吧 姐 我好饿 Come on, sis. I'm really hungry.
汤姆 丽莎想跟你道歉 All right. Tom? Lisa wants to say sorry.
说啊 Go ahead.
对不起 Sorry.
谢谢你 Thank you.
种族歧视的猪 - Racist fucking pig!
可恶 给我适可而止 - God damn it! Stop that!
实在很抱歉 I am so sorry, everyone.
汤姆 我真的…… Tom. I really...
唐 所有损失都算在我账上 Don, whatever the damages are, just put them on my bill.
好的 Right. Of course, I will.
好 谢谢你 Okay. Thank you.
还有件事 杭特先生 Excuse me, Mr. Hunt.
说到费用 您又迟交了 You know, speaking of finances, you're late again.
我通常不会计较 但已经连续四个月了 I'd ordinarily let it slide but this has been four months in a row.
－那么久了 －四个月 - Oh. It's been that... - Four months?
白宫的工作很累人 It's... the White House, has been running me ragged.
很荣幸有您为我们报效国家 And we're very proud that you're there working on our behalf
只是想提醒一声 以防您忘了 but I just wanted to remind you, in case it had slipped your mind.
当然没忘 我会…… No, absolutely not. I will...
我们会处理 对吧 We will take care of everything, won't we, Howard?
没错 一定会的 Yes. Absolutely,
我们会处理的 we'll take care of everything.
谢谢 Thank you.
宝石计划提案
以上就是气质黑人投票的方法 And that, gentlemen is how we will suppress the Negro vote.
接下来 宝石计划的其中一环 Next up, in this treasure trove of operations we call Project Gemstone...
蓝宝石计划 Project Sapphire.
把民主党人士变成流动的资讯来源 What if we were able to turn Democrats Into free-flowing sources of information?
－要怎么做 －勒索 How would we do that? Blackmail.
当迈阿密的民主党大会 举办得如火如荼 While the Democratic convention is in full swing in Miami
我们租一艘游艇 we charter a yacht.
在下层的船舱中会有…… Downstairs in the staterooms,
妓女 hookers.
在双面镜背后 Behind the two-way mirror
会有低光摄像头和静态相机 low-light movies and still cameras.
我们想把游艇布置成东方风格 We are envisioning an Oriental theme for the boat.
－抱歉 提问 －请 - Sorry, question. - Yes?
所以妓女会找东方人吗 So the hookers are Oriental?
呃 不会 Negative.
她们会扮成民主党全国委员会的 偷情主妇和职员 The hookers will pose as unfaithful DNC housewives and staffers.
是凯尔特和日耳曼混血 So, ergo, Celtic-Teutonic extraction.
所以是德国人 - So the hookers are German?
是凯尔特和日耳曼混血 跟我老婆一样 - No. Celtic-Teutonic. You know, like my wife.
－你老婆是妓女 －杰布 - Your wife's a hooker? - Jeb.
接着 Next up,
激进煽动者扰乱 共和党的圣地亚哥大会 radical agitators have vowed to disrupt the GOP convention in San Diego.
钻石计划能暂时瘫痪 极左派的领导阶层 Project Diamond will temporarily decapitate the leadership of the radical left
将带头的嬉皮 青年党 及地下气象组织的疯子 and transport the leading hippies, Yippies and Weather Underground maniacs
移到墨西哥 直到大会结束 to Mexico for the duration of the convention.
结束后会将他们安全送回 不会知道自己去了哪里 Said leaders are returned, unharmed but disoriented after the convention.
或是不送回 Or not, you know.
在墨西哥花一点钱 就能找人挖很深的洞 A fistful of pesos digs a pretty deep ditch in Mexico.
－是会杀人的意思 －开玩笑的啦 So you're gonna kill people? - That was a joke.
－但我们可以杀 －暂时转移 不会伤人 - Yeah, but we can. Temporary relocation. Unharmed.
我们绝对能杀他们 不会太…… We could absolutely have them killed, that's not...
但好吧 不杀他们 But fine, we won't have them killed
因为红宝石计划已经开始 because Project Ruby is already underway
我们招募了卧底 as we have recruited covert operatives
安插在民主党候选人团队 和全国委员会中 to plant inside both the Democratic candidate's campaign
大致就是这样 and the DNC.
还没结束 石榴石计划 That about wraps it up.
是典型的栽赃行动 Oh, no. Project Garnet is a classic false-flag op.
我们会聚集迈阿密的不良分子 We round up Miami's seediest undesirables
把他们全副武装成民主党人士 and outfit them with all the Democrat paraphernalia their filthy little hands can carry.
紧接着是绿宝石计划 Which brings us to Project Emerald.
使用高速追踪机的电子设备 Our high-speed chase plane electronically eavesdrops
窃听对方候选人的飞机和竞选巴士 on the enemy candidate's planes and campaign buses.
水晶计划 Project Crystal.
用微波窃听远距通话 Microwave interception of telephonic conversations.
黄宝石计划 Project Topaz.
最后同样厉害的 And last but not least,
蛋白石计划 Project Opal.
窃听民主党全国委员会和候选人 Bugging the DNC and the candidate.
我们将能拦截机密资讯 We'll be able to intercept confidential information
并防备对方策略 and anticipate strategy,
无论是马斯基还是泰德获得提名 whether it's Muskie or if Teddy manages to steal the nomination.
但无论他们选择谁 But no matter who they run
宝石计划能让我们先一步布局 Project Gemstone will give us the strategic edge we need
以确保总统成功连任 to secure the president's victory.
未来四年的和平 繁荣与力量 Four more years of peace, prosperity, and strength.
只要区区的一百万美元就能达成 All for the low, low price of one million dollars.
一百万比我预想的多出很多 A million dollars is a hell of a lot more money than I had in mind.
多出非常多 A lot more.
五十万呢 What about a half-million dollars?
戈登 Gordon.
把这些都烧了 Burn all that.
别叫下人拿去丢垃圾桶 Don't give it to some lackey to throw into a dumpster.
我要你亲手在自己家里烧 I want you to burn it in your own fireplace with your own two hands.
遵命 Yeah.
去喝个啤酒 Wanna grab a beer?
不了 我要回家 Yeah, sorry, I gotta go home.
你还能写作 这是无法剥夺的 You still have your writing. They can't take that from you.
我最后的机会就这样没了 I feel like I was given one last chance and it got yanked away.
米契尔非常生气 Mitchell was furious.
戈登一直说不停 Gordon just kept going and going.
结束了 桃乐丝 It's over, Dot.
我要在穆伦工作到进棺材 I'm gonna be stuck at Mullen for the rest of my life.
好处是能跟德国先生说再见 On the bright side, we're done with Herr Liddy.
欢迎回家 爸爸 Welcome home, Papa.
我们要去萨利家练团 一起来 We're jamming at Sully's. You wanna come?
听起来挺好玩的 Doesn't that sound like fun, Papa?
去只会让我的头更疼 That is absolutely the last thing my splitting headache needs.
祝你好运 - Good luck, kiddo.
好 没关系 - Sure. Whatever, it's fine.
还会有机会的 老公 You'll get another chance, honey.
我很想看你的乐团表演 I would love to see your band.
你们接受点歌吗 Are you taking requests?
－妈妈 －嗯 - Mom? - Yeah?
－我们不会去麦克阿瑟公园表演 －别说泄气话 We're not playing MacArthur Park. Come on.
穆伦公司 公关部
里迪先生请你看杰克安德森的文章 Mr. Hunt, Mr. Liddy wants you to read Jack Anderson's column
并马上打给他 and call him immediately.
里迪先生可以去死一死 Mr. Liddy can go fuck himself.
大家晚安 专栏作家杰克安德森的指控 Good evening. Charges made by newspaper columnist Jack Anderson
使尼克森政府的品行遭到严重质疑 that raise grave questions about the integrity of the Nixon administration.
安德森表示握有证据 Anderson wrote today that he has evidence
能证明国际电话与电报公司 与政府进行秘密交易 that the International Telephone and Telegraph Company made a secret deal with the administration
希望能在反垄断法诉讼中达成和解 to obtain a favorable settlement of a giant anti-trust suit.
安德森称从该公司 取得的一份备忘录显示 Anderson said that a memo he obtained from ITT files
该案的和解条件 是要该公司捐赠四十万美元 showed that the settlement was a payoff for a pledge by ITT to contribute up to $400,000
给即将在圣地亚哥举行的 共和党全国大会 for the upcoming Republican National Convention in San Diego.
安德森引用了公司高阶说客 迪塔贝尔的话 Anderson quotes ITT's top lobbyist, Dita Beard
说她在去年五月 与司法部长米契尔讨论过和解条件 as saying she discussed arrangements for settling the case with Attorney General John Mitchell at a party last May.
我是里迪 - Liddy here.
我是霍华 收到你的留言 - It's Howard. Got your message.
霍华 谢谢你回电 Howard, thank you for calling me back.
不客气 我刚看过了 Of course. I just read the paper.
你看了 You saw it?
我们有证据证明 "We now have evidence that the settlement
尼克森政府最大的 反垄断诉讼案能得到和解 of the Nixon Administration's biggest anti-trust case was privately arranged between Atty.
是因为司法部长米契尔 曾与相关公司的说客私下商谈 General John Mitchell and the top lobbyist for the company involved."
换取四十万美元的饭店费用 "For $400,000 in hotel rooms."
我们得到说客本人的证实 And we have this on the word of the lobbyist herself.
脾气差又能干的迪塔贝尔 Crusty, capable Dita Beard
该公司承认有暗盘交易 of the International Telephone and Telegraph Company. She acknowledged the secret deal
由于足以定罪的备忘录曝光 after we obtained a highly incriminating memo,
此备忘录就是由她撰写 written by her, from ITT's files."
米契尔有麻烦了 They're going to crucify Mitchell.
总统也是 And the president,
除非我们想出解决办法 unless we can figure out how to stop it.
－该死 －我们机会又来了 - Shit. - We've got a second chance, Howard.
晚点再打给你 I will call you later.
戈登 看过报纸了吗 Hey, Gordo. You see the papers?
－迪塔贝尔 －安德森取得她的备忘录 Dita Beard? Jack Anderson has her memo
上面写着密切尔让司法部撤回告诉 that says Mitchell got Justice to drop an antitrust lawsuit
以换取四十万美元 in exchange for $400,000 worth
帮共和党大会支付 圣地亚哥的饭店费用 of San Diego hotel rooms for the Republican convention.
没错 Yeah.
他指控我们上司犯下了受贿重罪 He is accusing our boss of felony bribery.
要是扯到总统…… If they connect this to the president...
冷静点 白宫说备忘录是伪造的 No... calm down, okay? The White House said that the memo's a fake.
这只是左派媒体 毁谤尼克森政府的一贯伎俩 It's just the usual anti-Nixon hatchet job by the liberal press.
会平息的 相信我 This will blow over, trust me.
参议院司法委员会 计划于明日举办听证会 The Senate Judiciary Committee plans to hold a hearing tomorrow on charges
调查尼克森政府 与电话公司秘密交易的指控 that the Nixon Administration made a secret deal with International Telephone and Telegraph Company.
传唤司法部长米契尔出席 Attorney General John Mitchell has been summoned to testify
并回应由备忘录掀起的受贿指控 and answer accusations of bribery raised by the so-called Dita Beard memo.
米契尔完蛋了 Well, Mitchell's officially fucked.
但我们还是得办大会 But we still need to have a goddamned convention.
我不会弃他于不顾 Yeah well, I'm not gonna hang him out to dry.
我们要去迈阿密举办大会 Jim, we are moving the convention to Miami.
不会付钱给圣地亚哥的保全公司 Ergo, we're not paying a San Diego security firm jack shit.
我现在就打给他 All right, I'm gonna call him right now.
我会叫总统送他徽章之类的东西 Okay, I'll have the president send him a bunch of fucking buttons or something.
请出示证件 Oh, may I see some ID?
杰布 Jeb.
我和霍华想跟司法部长谈谈 并提供协助 Howard and I would like to talk to the attorney general and offer our support.
你俩疯了吗 Are you two out of your fucking minds?
你觉得他现在会想听 你们的狗屁计划 Do you think John Mitchell gives a rat's ass about your bullshit pranks right now?
他不想听你们两个蠢蛋的想法 Mitchell doesn't wanna hear from you two bozos.
大权在握的参议院 正在调查这起备忘录事件 The almighty United States Senate is investigating this ITT memo bullshit.
我们得把大会移往别处举办 Okay, we had to move the entire convention out of San Diego
才不会让人联想到喜来登饭店 so there would be no reminder of Sheraton Hotels.
最惨的是 我们订了四十万的饭店房间 And the worst part is that we had 400 grand in free hotel rooms.
现在是谁要付钱 And you know who's paying for it now?
是我 I am!
我就知道这件事会害我们惹上麻烦 I knew this Dita Beard stuff was gonna come back and bite us in the ass.
连任计划全毁了 This is the whole re-election!
我能怎么帮忙 What can I do to help?
你想帮忙就去杀了杰克安德森 You wanna help? Go kill Jack Anderson.
遵命 - Roger that.
我是说…… - I mean...
我跟当事人谈过了 I just talked to my guy.
要是我们不付钱 他就告我们 If we don't pay, he's gonna sue.
戈登呢 Where is Gordon?
－离开了 －去哪里 - He left. - Where'd he go?
他说要去杀杰克安德森 He said he's off to kill Jack Anderson.
惨了 Oh, shit.
拿着 Here.
让开 可恶……滚 Move! God damn it, move, move!
戈登 Gordon!
麦考德跟我说 McCord told me...
你要去杀杰克安德森 Are you going to shoot Jack Anderson?
只要收到命令 When I get an order,
我就会执行 杰布 I execute it, Jeb.
我是开玩笑的 你这个疯子 I was joking, you crazy bastard!
我们回楼上谈 Come on, I wanna talk to you upstairs.
我不会开玩笑 I am no joke.
我是认真的 I am serious.
认真到不行 Deadly serious.
要是敢再碰我 You touch me again,
我就杀了你 and I will kill you.
麻烦转告道尼医生尽快回电 Yes, if you could have... Dr. Downey call back as soon as possible.
是我女儿丽莎的事 Well, it's about my daughter Lisa.
－霍华 －好 谢谢你 - Howard. - Yeah. Okay. Thank you.
我给医生留言了 I left word with the doctor.
她关在厕所里还反锁 She's locked herself in the bathroom.
死都不出来 She won't come out.
越来越糟 It's... getting worse.
丽莎 开门 Lisa, open up.
你母亲很担心 Your mother's getting worried.
或许她在浴缸里睡着了 Maybe she fell asleep? In the tub?
有声音 丽莎 I hear something. Lisa, sweetie?
丽莎 立刻给我开门 - Lisa, open this door right now!
－别吼 －我没有 - Don't yell. - I'm not yelling!
吼也无济于事 - Yelling doesn't help anything.
－丽莎怎么…… －回房间去 - Is Lisa gonna be okay? - Go back in your room!
别吼他 丽莎 快点开门 Don't yell at him! Lisa, open this door right now
－否则我把门拆了 －霍华…… - or I'm gonna break it down! - Howard! Howard!
去接电话 可能是医生 Go answer that. It might be the doctor.
－丽莎 求求你 －烦死了 - Lisa, please? - What a nightmare.
丽莎 Lisa.
－杭特家 －请问霍华杭特在吗 - Hunt residence. - Howard Hunt, please?
－我就是 －白宫的查尔斯科尔森找 - Speaking. - I have Charles Colson calling from the White House.
－来 －请稍等 - Put him through. - Hold, please.
霍华 Howard!
查克 你好吗 Chuck! How the hell are you?
我很好 你呢 Very good, and you?
我很好 Oh, fine and dandy.
在跟家人享受周六时光 Yeah, just a typical Saturday with the family.
迪塔贝尔事件有新的发展 Howard, there's been a development with the Dita Beard situation.
宝贝丽莎 Sweetie? Lisa?
姐 拜托你开门 Sis, come on. Open up, please?
医生怎么说 What did the doctor say?
是科尔森 我得去白宫 That was Colson. I'm needed at the White House.
不行 你得待在这里 No, you're needed here.
你的家庭需要你 Your family needs you.
你女儿需要你 我也需要你 Your daughter needs you and I need you.
我不知道要怎么办 I don't know what to do with this.
她就是不出来 我做什么都不对 还要我怎样 She won't come out. Everything I do is wrong. What do you want from me?
偶尔让我们感到 Well, how about for once, you make us feel
我们比你在白宫的烂工作重要 like we matter more than your stupid job or the stupid White House?
证明你在乎这个家 That you give a damn about your family?
丽莎 拜托你开开门啊 Lisa? Lisa, please, honey, come on.
宝贝 Sweetie?
搞什么啊 - What the fuck?
丽莎 - Lisa?
她没事 我在乎 She's fine. I care.
我去工作了 I'm going to work.
－宝贝 －妈 - Honey. - Hi, Mama.
我的天啊 My God.
抱歉 Sorry.
两位 白宫专家说 Gentlemen. The White House's experts say
备忘录事件是个问题 the Dita Beard memo is a problem.
但如果能阻止贝尔作证 But if we can keep Beard from testifying
对米契尔的指控就无法成立 the case against Mitchell will collapse.
所以你要我们干吗 Well, I'm sorry. Sorry. So what do you need us for?
参议院传唤贝尔明天去作证 Because the Senate deposes Beard tomorrow
如果她供认的确是她写的 and if she testifies that she did write it
她的证词就会正式登记成案 her testimony will be on the record and that's enough
参议院就能继续调查 for the Senate to keep digging.
－她干吗要供 －天啊 - And why would she do that? - Jesus Christ.
科尔森要我们带她离开 封住她的嘴 That's why Colson wants us to get her out of town and shut her up.
那会是很好的状况 That would certainly be fortunate.
两位 Gentlemen.
你们或许能让米契尔先生刮目相看 Who knows, you may even impress Mr. Mitchell.
－你知道有个一劳永逸的方法 －拜托 戈登 You know what we could do, which would solve this problem once and for all... - Please, Gordon.
不要说杀了她 Do not say, "Kill her."
死掉的狗不会追车子 A dead dog chases no cars.
杀了参议院的主要证人 The murder of the Senate's lead witness
不会降低米契尔的嫌疑 would not lessen Mitchell's legal scrutiny.
好吧 Fine.
事情解决后 米契尔会器重我们了吧 But solving this would put us in Mitchell's good graces.
是啊 我们的手法要高明一点 Yeah. Now, this is going to take some finesse.
你是谁 Who the fuck are you?
贝尔女士 我叫乔治雷纳德 Mrs. Beard, my name is George F. Leonard
是个律师 and I am an attorney.
放屁 Bullshit.
你看起来像曼森家族的变态 You look like one of them Manson family freaks.
抱歉这么晚还伪装前来打扰 I apologize for the late hour and the disguise
我怀疑调查局正在监视你 but I suspect you are under FBI surveillance.
－你想怎样 －给你一些免费法律咨询 - What do you want? - I'm here to offer you some free legal advice.
你有几个小孩 How many kids do you have?
五个 Five.
都长大了 都是军校毕业 All grown or in military school.
真了不起 我也有五个 Outstanding. I have five myself.
乔治 你说在白宫有朋友 So, George. You said you had friends at the White House?
是的 Affirmative.
那里有个金发浑蛋在散播谣言 Well, some fair-haired fucker over there is spreading rumors
说我和安德森是同性恋 that Jack Anderson and I are homosexuals.
在密谋着什么蕾丝边同性恋计划 来对抗尼克森 That we're in cahoots on some lesbo-homo plot against Nixon.
我保证 I can assure you,
我完全不知情 无论是同性恋还是蕾丝边 I know nothing about that. Neither homo nor lesbo.
我看起来像蕾丝边吗 Do I look like a lesbian?
不像 你看起来跟我一样直 No, ma'am. You seem straight as I am.
他们孤立我 这可是我的派对 They're making me a pariah. My own party!
我完蛋了 - I am in some goddamn pickle.
你说得对 - You're not wrong.
你可能会去坐牢 You could go to jail.
多谢安慰我 朋友 Thanks for the pick-me-up, fella.
真是的 Shit on a shingle.
但是 But
我也有好消息 here is the good news.
你可以不去作证 也不会有法律责任 You can avoid being deposed with no legal repercussions,
只要施点魔法 麻烦就全没了 just abracadabra. It all goes away.
但备忘录的确是我写的 But I did write the memo.
我也告诉安德森是我写的 And I told Anderson I wrote the memo.
他们一开始就会拷问我 They're grilling me first thing in the morning.
你有什么健康问题吗 Do you have any medical conditions?
我很爱运动 乔治 I'm a very physical woman, George.
健行 露营 Hiking, camping,
雪上摩托车 snowmobiling.
床上运动 Fucking.
我是问…… I meant, like,
－家族有癌症病史吗 －可惜没有 cancer in the family? I wish.
－精神问题呢 －没有 - Psychiatric problems? - Oh, hell, no.
－晕厥呢 －乔治 我是健康宝宝 Fainting spells? George, I am as healthy as a horse,
除了偶尔会心绞疼 except for the occasional angina.
心绞痛是什么 What is angina?
借过 Coming through!
落矶山是丹佛大都会区 最顶尖的整骨医院 Rocky Mountain is the finest osteopathic hospital in the greater Denver metropolitan area.
整骨 还不如带她去看兽医 Osteopaths? You may as well take her to a veterinarian.
你在输氧 And you are on oxygen! Why are you...
艾温娜 你这样会害我血压升高 Edwina, you are raising my blood pressure!
舱门别关 Hold the door!
迪塔贝尔在前往丹佛的途中感到胸疼 Dita Beard experienced chest pains while flying into Denver
得在飞机上进行输氧 and had to receive oxygen on the flight.
贝尔女士住院治疗 状况很不乐观 Mrs. Beard was admitted to an area hospital in serious condition.
至于她是否能下床并回到华府 But as for Dita Beard getting out of bed to come back to Washington
根据医嘱 短期内不行 not now, and not for some time yet. Doctor's orders.
有麻烦了 霍华 We've got a problem, Howard.
迪塔贝尔的事 A Dita Beard problem.
几位参议员将于两天后 去科州录她的证词 A team of senators is heading to Colorado to depose her in two days
包括你的好朋友泰德甘乃迪 including your good friend, Teddy Kennedy.
那个死酒鬼 That fat-headed boozebag.
他们该审问他夏帕魁迪克的事 They should depose him about Chappaquiddick.
正义在哪里啊 If there were any justice in the world.
如果贝尔在被甘乃迪拷问时 真的心脏病发也不错 You know, it wouldn't be the worst thing for Beard to actually have a heart attack, right as Kennedy's grilling her.
那么就能说 参议员 你杀了两个女人 Then you could say, "Senator, now you've killed two women."
－这起事件越来越糟 －我知道 Howard, this Beard thing keeps escalating. I know.
如果贝尔本人 质疑备忘录的真实性呢 What if Beard herself were to question the memo's authenticity?
假设来说 如果要这么做 你们能出多少钱 Hypothetically, how much in the way of funds could someone access for the purposes of such an endeavor?
不行 No. No... no.
我和委员会绝不提供资金 There is no way I or anyone at the Committee would authorize funds
去改变联邦案件证人的证词 to influence the testimony of a witness in a federal case.
那家电话公司呢 What about ITT?
她还是在职员工 She's still on the payroll.
不必多言 Say no more.
我知道该怎么办 I know what to do.
我觉得必须再强调一次 I feel the need to say this again, Howard.
台面上 For the record
我没有暗示你做任何事 I am not even suggesting that you do anything.
收到 Roger that.
落矶山整骨医院
我不想看这玩意儿 I don't wanna read this shit.
我想看字少图画多的 I want something with small words and big pictures.
－真是的 －好吧 Cosmo.
这次最好是红色的果冻 It better be the red fucking Jell-O this time!
贝尔女士 Mrs. Beard.
－艾温娜 －你是谁 Edwina. Who are you?
我叫爱德华汉密尔顿 My name is Edward J. Hamilton.
代表华府最高层前来 I represent men at the highest levels in Washington DC.
对 Yeah.
雷纳德先生说过你会来 Mr. Leonard said you might come by.
艾温娜 回避一下 - Edwina, run along, huh?
好 - Okay.
你干吗戴假发啊 Why are you wearing a wig?
还没戴正 It's not even on right.
我向你保证 我做事都有原因 I assure you, miss, nothing I do is accidental.
那是她的饮用水 Well, that's her drinking water.
我知道 Oh, I know.
艾温娜 快出去 Edwina, scoot.
我在外面等 母亲 I'll be right outside, Mother.
住得还舒服吗 How are the osteopaths treating you?
这里比养猪场还脏 I've been in a pig farm that's cleaner.
我连脚指甲都不敢让他们帮我剪 I wouldn't trust them to clip my toenails
更别说…… let alone
治疗心脏病 treat a heart condition.
你有烟吗 You got a smoke?
看来派对结束了啊 I guess the... the party's over, huh?
好像整座参议院都要来 Sounds like the whole goddamn Senate's coming to visit.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
等等 Hold on.
那些参议员很希望你说…… There is nothing those senators want more than for you to declare
那张备忘录是假的 that memo a fraud
这样一切才能恢复正常 so that they can go back to business as usual.
放屁 Bullshit.
听我说 Listen.
我在很多国家工作过 I have worked in countries across the globe.
见过总统 国王 独裁者 I've met presidents, kings, dictators
他们为了继续掌权都亟需一样东西 and they all desperately need one thing to keep them in power.
钱 Money.
有多少参议院肥猫 收过说客的钱 How many of those Senate fat cats have been greased by lobbyists?
全都收过 All of them.
我很清楚 我就是负责行贿的 Believe me, I know. I do the greasing.
所以你有几个选项 So, these are your choices.
你明天可以告诉参议员 You can tell the senators tomorrow
曾对休姆与安德森说过同样的话 what you told Brit Hume Jack Anderson.
你知道开心的会是谁吗 And you know who benefits?
不会是你的政党 或是你的总统 Not your party. Not your president.
不会是参议院 你的国家或家人 Not the Senate, not your country, not your family.
也绝对不会是你 And certainly not you.
因为你仍会因为贿赂去坐牢 Because you still go to jail for bribery.
何苦要让记者和民主党开心 And for what? To make the journalists and Democrats happy?
民主党的浑蛋 Donkey fuckers.
骂得好 Donkey fuckers, indeed.
但是换个角度想 On the other hand,
如果你的说法跟白宫一样 if you stick with the White House's story
并对你的政党保持忠诚 and you stay loyal to your party,
你就很有可能无罪脱身 there's a very good chance
你的家人也就不需要承受…… that you walk away scot-free and sparing your family
漫长的公开调查所带来的羞辱 the embarrassing public spectacle of a lengthy investigation.
是啊 我的艾温娜…… Yeah. Edwina.
这件事让她很崩溃 Edwina is just wrecked by this.
她还在共和党全国委员会工作过 And she works for the fucking RNC.
可怜的孩子 Poor kid.
我看得出你很爱她 I can see how much you love her.
那是当然 Fuck, yes.
她可是我的宝贝女儿 She's my baby girl.
她现在需要你 She needs you right now.
必须让她知道 She needs to know
她在你的眼中是最重要的 that she's the most important thing in your world.
比公司或任何东西都重要 More important than ITT or anything else.
因为她是你的家人 Because she's your family
而家人永远都是最重要的 and family always comes first.
没错 Oh, yeah.
比工作重要 Before work.
比国家重要 Before country.
比任何东西都重要 Before everything.
而且我敢打赌 And I'm willing to bet
电话公司这个大家庭 that your ITT family...
会奖励你的忠心 rewards loyalty
尤其是圣诞节快到了 especially around Christmas.
在那之前 In the meantime...
先给你点礼物 here's a stocking stuffer.
艾温娜 Edwina!
1972年3月26日
请报出全名 - Please state your name.
迪塔贝尔 国际电话与电报公司的说客 - Dita Beard. A lobbyist for ITT.
以下将列为正式纪录 We are on the record.
贝尔女士 你认得这份文件吗 Mrs. Beard, do you recognize this document?
不认得 I do not.
菲利普哈特 民主党参议员
贝尔女士 这是你签署的备忘录 Mrs. Beard, is this not your signed memo
详述电话公司贿赂尼克森政府 regarding ITT's bribery of the Nixon Administration?
内容的确是 That is certainly what it says.
但不是我写的 But I didn't write it.
这是伪造文书 No, that is a goddamn forgery.
那甚至不是我的签名 That is not even my signature.
贝尔女士 你宣誓过会说实话 Mrs. Beard, may I remind you, you are under oath?
我那时根本不在…… I was not even in the off...
天啊 Oh, God.
－贝尔女士…… －艾温娜 - Oh, honey. - Mrs. Beard? - Edwina?
我在 妈妈 - I'm here, Mama!
贝尔女士 这是不是…… - Mrs. Beard, is this your...
－够了 所有人都出去 －我没办法呼吸 - I can't breathe! - Stop! Stop it! - I can't breathe! That's enough! Everyone out!
－救救我…… －快出去 Oh, help! - Help me! - Get out!
叫医生 - Someone get the doctor!
我无法呼吸 - I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
－医生…… －天啊 好难受 - Doctor! - Oh, God. - Oh, honey. - Doctor!
－医生 －我吸不到气 救救我 Doctor! I can't breathe, help me, help me.
－一次 －厉害哦 丽莎 - Went. - Shit. Very nice.
谢谢 One sec, thank you.
－四 －很好 - Four. - Very nice.
丽莎 要记得吃…… Lisa, honey, did you remember to take...
记得 我吃药了 Yes, Mother. I took my pill.
谢谢你 Thank you.
换我放大绝 Coming in for the kill.
床 B-E-D. Bed.
安德森与他的同事休姆 Anderson and his associate, Brit Hume
认为有人去丹佛说服贝尔改变说法 believe somebody persuaded Mrs. Beard to change her story in Denver.
（法语）晚上好 Good evening.
爸 你去哪儿了 Hi, Papa. Where were you?
丹佛 Denver.
要跟我们玩吗 Do you wanna play with us?
来吧 爸爸 Yeah, Papa.
好啊 Sure.
给老爸挪个位置 Make room for Papa.
妈 换你了 Mama. Your turn.
完成 D-O-E. Done.
没有Q 字母U就没用 U's are useless without Q's.
其实反过来说才对 Actually, it's the other way around.
也是 Touch.
全录影印机 Xerox.
那是专有名词 That's a proper noun.
什么是 - What is?
全录影印机 - Xerox.
已经变成常用单词了 No, it's become just a regular word.
大家都会用来形容影印 I mean, nobody says, "Hey, can you photocopy this?"
还是专有名词 - It's still a proper noun.
妈 - Mama...
我们只是随便玩玩 We're just playing for fun.
我们没在……计分 We're not keeping score.
没有规则的游戏有什么好玩的 What's the point of playing a game with no rules, right?
就像是无政府状态 Then, it's just anarchy.
其实能 爸爸 Actually, Papa...
这才叫无政府状态 this is anarchy!
该死的大学教育 Fucking "college education."
霍华 Howard.
－真是太过分了 －我同意 - That was unacceptable. - I agree.
做得好 两位 - Bravo! Bravo, gentlemen! - Fantastic.
－非常棒 －做得好 请坐 - Bravo. Have a seat right there. - Fantastic.
我们觉得该告诉二位 情报指出 We... we thought you might like to know our sources tell us
参议院拒绝了泰德甘乃迪 继续调查的请求 that the Senate has denied Ted Kennedy's request for further hearings
多亏了二位 thanks to you.
这是他的功劳 Oh, thanks to him.
但我仍不知道他怎么做到的 I'm still not quite sure how he pulled it off, though.
这是靠团队合作 Oh, and that, it... was a team effort.
你们应该听说胡佛局长的事了吧 I assume you guys heard the news about Mr. Hoover this morning.
我们诚心慰问寡妇托尔森 We sent our condolences to the Widow Tolson.
上天终于办成 前五任总统都做不到的事 The good Lord finally did what the last five presidents never could.
恭喜两位 Congratulations, gentlemen.
让贝尔女士搞清事实 Great work on helping Ms. Beard get her facts straight.
我们的荣幸 长官 Our pleasure, sir.
对了 宝石计划批准了 Oh, by the way, Project Gemstone has been approved.
你俩要尽快组织一个团队 I want you two to put together your team ASAP.
他是来叫我的 That's... that's my cue.
－做得好…… －谢啦 约翰 - Nice work. Nice work. - Oh, yeah, thank you, Don.
你俩要跟麦考德聊聊 I want you two to huddle with McCord
再告诉我需要什么 and tell me what you're gonna need, all right?
麦考德 McCord?
找他干吗 Well, what are we doing with McCord?
他是委员会的安全主管 米契尔觉得他能派上用场 He's head of Security for the Committee and Mitchell thought he could be useful.
什么 What?
米契尔开除他了 他是玛莎的保姆 Mitchell fired him. He was Martha's babysitter.
他也很懂各种装置 I know. He's also a whiz with gizmos.
窃听器 电子监视器 Bugs and electronic surveillance,
你俩待过中情局和调查局 他很适合陪你们玩 ex-CIA and ex-FBI so he's the perfect playmate for you two.
而且我们请得起他 他是现职员工 And we can afford him because he's already on the payroll.
你不懂 Don't you get it?
我们需要体制外的人 We need operatives who are off the payroll!
保护高层 - Plausible deniability!
没关系的 - Oh, it's fine.
我们会叫麦考德在游艇上装窃听器 - No. - We'll have McCord wire the yacht.
忘了说 Oh, about that.
－不能租游艇 －什么 There is no yacht. - What?
可惜也不能找妓女 - And no hookers, sadly.
那些妓女非常期待 Those hookers were looking forward to it.
我知道 但只批准了一个宝石计划 I know, but only one Gemstone was approved
你们的预算是25万 应该够了 and your new operating budget is 250 thou which should be more than ample.
这只有说好的四分之一 God damn it, Jeb, that's a quarter of what we were promised!
－冷静点 －等等 - Easy. - Hold on...
是批准哪个宝石计划 Which Gemstone was approved?
该死的蛋白石计划 Project fucking Opal.
十二个计划 Twelve gemstones,
他们偏偏选了 窃听民主党全国委员会 they pick the bugging of the DNC.
真没远见 Where is the vision?
这计划的确是最便宜的 It is the cheapest.
你仍得付我钱 戈登 But you're still gonna need to pay me, Gordon.
之后再说 吉姆 Not now, Jim.
那栋建筑真壮观 老大 That's a really big fucking building, Boss.
听说饭店不错 I heard the hotel is nice.
别担心 里面的锁都难不倒维洛 Do not worry. Villo can pick any lock in there.
－对吧 维洛 －（西语）什么 Right, Villo? - What?
我们干吗傻盯大楼 What the fuck are we doing staring at this building?
我六小时前就想去找女人 'Cause I'm about six hours overdue for pussy.
－再见 －法兰克 - Goodbye. - Frank!
－各位 －法兰克走了 - Oh, great. - Gentlemen...
别管法兰克了 各位 - Frank! - We lost Frank. - Congratulations. - Forget Frank.
我们会对美国有伟大的贡献 Gentlemen, we are going to do great things for this country.
我有个问题 Can I ask you a question?
我问过了 Permit me.
哪栋是水门大楼 Which one is the Watergate?
就是那栋啊 笨死了 He's crazy! - It's right there. That's it.
－那栋是公寓大楼…… －这是我第一次来 Condominium. I know, but it's my first time here, Boss!
待续
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