翻译: 墩子 O君 G Luna 平田
百年
酒馆
第一季
第一集
电波诚译
校对: 五里墩子不如xlx
后期: 怪查理
压制: 怪查理
几点了 What time is it?
中午吧 十二点半左右 Um, I'm gonna say, we got noon right now? 12:30
这是什么玩意儿 What is this?
- 啥 - 就这个 - What? - This.
为什么是这个样子 Why is this like this?
你在说什么 Uh, I'm not sure.
昨天是你打的烊 所以 Well, you closed last night, so...
这个啊 我也不知道 无所谓 Yeah, um... I don't know, who cares?
我过一会收拾 I'll clean it up.
我就是搞不懂你为什么 I just don't-I don't know why
留了一大堆抹布在这 you left a big pile of rags right there.
昨晚要打烊 然后 Uh, I had to close, and yeah,
嗯 我把这堆抹布忘了 so there's a pile of rags that I left,
开门之前我就收拾干净 and I'll clean it up before we open.
有什么可好奇的 How's this a mystery?
Pete 每次你打烊吧台都一尘不染 Pete, the place is always perfect every time you close,
所以 我觉得你肯定有个理由 so I thought you must have a reason.
- 所以 我没有 - 好吧 - So, I didn't. - Okay.
我肯定是昨晚累了 就没收拾完 I must've just gotten tired last night and I didn't finish.
好吧 Pete 我不在乎 Okay, Pete, you know, I don't really care.
我又不是在怪你 I'm not-it's not like I'm judging you.
你就是在怪我 Well, you are.
我的意思是 You know, I'm actually saying it's because
你每次都收拾得很干净 所以我才纳闷 you're so good at your job, that's why I'm saying--
你懂吗 这玩意儿就像个抹布金字塔 Well, you know, it's like-it's like a pyramid of rags,
像是你故意在这搭了一个抹布金字塔 it's like you decided to put a pyramid of rags here.
然后你每次打烊都很干净 所以我才 And you're really good at closing, that's why--
其实是在夸你 我的意思是 You know, you understand, that's like a compliment. I'm saying,
每次都很干净 为什么这次是这样 you're so good, why is that like that?
没别的意思 That's all.
我宁愿你直接说 Okay, I would rather you say
我搞砸了 懂吗 that I just fucked up, all right,
直接说我没收拾好 and that I didn't do my job well
而不是推断我这么干是故意的 than to infer that I would do something like this that-for a reason.
我不喜欢你的潜台词 I don't like what that infers.
好吧 Okay.
那好 呃 昨晚你打烊简直乱成一坨屎 Well, uh, you did a shitty job of closing last night.
好 谢谢你 Okay, thank you.
你要咖啡吗 You want coffee?
嗯 Yeah.
谢谢你 Thank you.
这个挺好喝的 怎么突然变好喝了 Hey, this is good. Why is this good?
我从电脑上买了点咖啡豆 I ordered some beans from the computer.
我挺喜欢的 Yeah, I like it.
几点了 What time is it?
差不多快一点了 It's like getting close to 1:00.
嘿 是你老爸 能回我电话吗 Hey, it's Dad. Can you please call me back?
只是想跟你说两句 谢了 Just trying to reach you. Okay, thanks.
他们今天几点来 What time are they coming today?
五点左右吧 我记得 I don't know, around 5:00, I think.
- 操 - 我懂 - Fuck. - I know.
Horace Horace?
在楼下 Hi.
噢 嘿 Oh. Hey.
我不知道你去哪了 I didn't know where you went.
我洗完澡出来 你就 I got out of the shower and you were just--
你就不在了 You were just gone and--
我到处叫你名字 I was all around the apartment calling your name,
都不见你人影 but you just vanished.
嗯 我在楼下 准备开门营业 Well, I was down here, I was-I was opening up.
嗯 嗨 Pete 早上好 Yeah. Hi Pete, good morning.
嗨 Rachel 早上好 Hi, Rachel, good morning.
- 过来 - 嗯 - Come here. - Okay.
- 你好啊 - 你好 - Hi. - Hi.
好了 拜 Okay, bye.
- 好 - 晚上见 - Okay. - I will see you later tonight.
好 拜 Okay. Bye.
要我把门打开吗 Should I open you up?
嗯 开吧 不用关 Yeah, just go ahead and leave it open,
我们营业了 门开着就行 we're open, so open it.
谢谢你 Thank you.
拜 Bye.
谢了 Thanks.
一点了 It's one o'clock.
这里是<头条新闻快递> This is Headline News Update.
嘿 来杯黑咖啡 Hey, man. Can I get a coffee, black?
我们今天关注的新闻是 Here's our top stories that we're looking at for today.
候选人们都在积极准备 Candidates are gearing up for the nation's first primaries
明晚在爱荷华州举行的初选 and the caucus tomorrow night in Iowa.
- 民调显示Donald Trump仍然领先于Ted Cruz - 谢谢 - Donald Trump still leading the polls ahead of Ted Cruz. - Thanks.
在得梅因市的一个集会上 At a rally today in Des Moines,
Trump支持者表示他是总统的最佳人选 Trump's supporters said that he is the man...
- Trump 我的天 - 啥 - Trump, Jesus. - What?
等等 Trump为什么不行 Wait, why not Trump?
因为他是个 混蛋 'Cause he's a... jerk.
不参加辩论 怎么说呢 Drops out of the debates, and I don't know,
我觉得他毁了美国 I think he'd ruin this country.
嗯 所以呢 为什么不行 Okay. So? Why not that?
美国有什么好的 Like, what's so fucking great about this country?
如果他当选了 Listen, man, if we vote for him,
就说明我们不想混了 that just means we want to go down,
那就不混了呗 so let us go down.
嗯 也对 Yeah, I guess.
嗨 Marsha Hi, Marsha.
嘿 Pete Hey, Pete.
嘿 天下没有不散的筵席 Yeah, listen, nothing lasts forever, man, you know?
民主就是这么崩溃的 对吧 That's just how a democracy declines, right?
民众堕落 The populace degenerates
选个他这样的 然后被他毁个精光 until they elect a guy like that and he just ruins what's left.
我们过去是很好 I mean, we used to be great.
有好的劳动力 We used to be-have a great work force.
教育程度高 We used to be educated.
至少假装我们很有道德 对吧 We used to pretend to be moral, right?
现在所有东西都是中国婴儿制造 Now everything's made in China by fucking babies.
大家都装傻 Everybody's stupid on purpose
除了满足消费欲望什么都不关心 and nobody gives a shit about anything except consumer pleasures,
所以Trump为什么不行 so why not Trump?
早死早超生 Let's just get this shit over with.
这应该成为他的竞选标语 That should be his slogan.
"Trump 早 死 早 超 生" "Trump, let's get this shit over with."
嗨 亲爱的 我每次打你电话都转进语音信箱 Hi, honey, um, I keep going to voicemail when I call you
你一直给我发短信 and then you keep texting me,
我真的不想用短信说 and I really don't want to text with you,
所以你能不发短信 接个电话吗 好不好 so can you please not text and-and pick up the phone, okay?
谢谢你 Thank you.
我的天 Jesus Christ.
嘿 Nick Hey, Nick.
嘿 超级碗你支持谁 Hey, who do you got for the Super Bowl?
搞不清 I don't know,
我支持的球队没进决赛 I don't have a dog in the fight this year, you know?
估计多半看四分卫吧 So I guess it comes down to quarterbacks this year for me.
有点新老对抗的意思 Kinda old school, versus new.
我喜欢佩顿曼宁 I like Peyton Manning,
四分卫就应该像他那样 that's what a quarterback is supposed to look like,
像个50年代 you know, like a-like a senator
被打断过鼻梁的参议员 with a busted nose from the '50s.
我不太喜欢凯姆牛顿 Not a-I'm not a big Cam Newton fan.
噢 老天 Oh, Jesus.
我简直受不了凯姆牛顿那个逼人 Cam Newton, that fucking guy makes me nuts.
他那张脸 I mean, that--
什么时候都笑得像只猴子一样 Grinning like a monkey all the time,
跳来蹦去 卖弄炫耀 jumping around, show boating.
橄榄球里都没有谦逊这个词了 I mean, why is there no humility left in this sport, huh?
你怎么知道他在笑 Yeah, but how can you tell that he's--
他不是带着头盔吗 that he's grinning with his-when he has his helmet on?
- 能看见啊 - 她看不出来的 - Well, you can see it. - She can't tell he's grinning.
我操 你放什么屁 What the fuck-, what are you talking about?
一英里外都能看见他的蠢笑 You can see the grin a mile away.
他除了蠢笑还会干嘛 All he does is grin.
- 别说了 - 你闭嘴吧 - Stop it. - Oh, shut up.
你们只不过是害怕 You guys are just afraid
一个乐呵呵的黑人 没别的原因 of an exuberant black man, that's all it is.
被你看穿了 Oh, got me pegged.
我喜欢超级碗 I don't know, I like the Super Bowl.
欢呼呐喊啊 You know, because of all the cheering and the--
大家都变得很激动 people get excited.
- Leon - 谢了 Pete - Leon. - Thanks, Pete.
好啊 Marsha 再来一杯吗 Hello, Marsha, you need another one?
当然 Always.
她在我就不去 I'm not going if she's there.
我觉得她是蠢贱人 I think she's a dumb bitch.
没有 我在一个酒吧 No, I'm at this bar.
随便喝点东西 I don't know, just having a drink.
把那玩意儿关了 Turn that off.
要打电话去那边 You want to make a telephone call, go over there.
对不起 额 Sorry, um...
给我一杯双手锤啤酒吗 can I have a double Jack?
嘿 Pete 听我说 Hey, Pete, um... listen, you know,
你知道我姐过会要带律师来谈事吧 my sister's coming later with her lawyer to hash everything.
嗯 我知道 Yeah, I know.
所以我觉得你不应该待在这 So I was thinking that maybe you shouldn't be here.
为什么 Why's that?
因为当 Because I--
一吵起来 你就变得 sometimes, when there's a conflict, you can be--
变得挺混蛋的 you can be kind of an asshole,
我不想在中间劝架 and I just don't want to deal with it.
我不是 Look, I'm not--
我不是想让你难堪 我只是 I'm not trying to insult you, I just--
你没让我难堪 You're not insulting me.
好吧 谈的这个事很重要 Okay, well, there's a lot at stake here.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
这整个地方都危在旦夕 The whole place is at stake, Pete.
- 整个地方吗 - 对 - The whole place? - Yeah.
- 嘿 Horace - 噢 我操 - Hey, Horace. - Oh, fuck.
首先 操你 你个傻逼 First of all, fuck you, you dumb cocksucker.
你他妈也许怕你姐 Maybe you're afraid of your fucking sister,
但我他妈不怕你姐 but I'm not afraid of your fucking sister.
够了 Pete All right, Pete.
我再告诉你点别的 你个悲催逼 And I'll tell you what else, you miserable cunt.
我的天 你够了 Jesus Christ, man, all right.
不 我告诉你 我想在这就在这 No, you know what? I'll be here if I feel like it.
什么时候轮得着你告诉我 I mean, when did you start being the one to tell me
去哪里 干什么 说什么 where to go and what to do, what to say?
我的天 你个傻逼 Jesus Christ, cocksucker.
- 够了 够了 - 你知道你是什么吗 Horace - All right, all right. - You know the thing with you, Horace?
你不是个傻逼 你是只尿蚁 You're not a cocksucker, you're a piss ant.
够了 你爱咋咋地 All right, do what you want.
- 噢 噢 噢 - 爱咋咋地 - Oh, oh, oh... - You do what you want.
- 走吧 走吧 - 嗯 我走了 - Walk away, walk away. - Yeah, I'm walking away.
尿蚁 Piss ant.
你们知道尿蚁是什么吗 You know what a piss ant is--
Leon 你知道尿蚁是什么吗 Leon, you know what a piss ant is?
感觉有印象 I feel like I know.
尿蚁是一种毫无价值的虫子 A piss ant is an insect that has no value,
但是闻起来像尿 but it smells like piss.
傻逼至少还能干点什么 You know, at least a cocksucker can do something.
被人口爆 Suck cock.
但是尿蚁只会坐在门边 But a piss ant just sits there in the door jamb,
散发尿味儿 smelling like piss.
我想错了 我还以为是辆车 I was wrong, I thought it was a kind of car.
你干嘛去惹他 Why'd you do that?
我想让谈判的时候轻松一点 I was trying to make things easier.
嗯 感觉上你搞得更难了 Well, it felt like you made things harder.
你知道他肯定会发飙的吧 I mean, you had to know it was gonna go that way.
干嘛去惹他 Why'd you do it?
- 我不知道他会发飙啊 - 你怎么可能不知道 - I didn't know. - How could you not know?
你走到Pete叔面前 You walk up to Uncle Pete
然后说"晚上别来 因为你是个混蛋" and say, "Don't come tonight because you're an asshole?"
你觉得他会说"好的 Horace"吗 And then he says what? "Okay, Horace?"
感觉你是"故意"这么干的 I mean, it feels like you did that on purpose.
我没 噢 你这么说 I-oh, you're saying this
是因为之前抹布的事 because of what I said about the rags.
你现在报复我来了啊 That's why you're giving me this shit now?
我外甥怎么成了只尿蚁 How did I end up with a piss ant for a nephew?
他老爸Horace七世 I mean, his father, Horace VII,
他可不是尿蚁 对吧 Marsha he wasn't a piss ant, right, Marsha?
从来没听过有人这么说他 I never heard him described that way.
噢 但是现在他的尿蚁儿子Horace Oh, but now get his piss ant son Horace telling me
告诉我不能待在这 因为他怕他姐姐 I gotta get lost because he's afraid of his sister
带着犹太律师来谈事情 coming over here with her Jew lawyer.
额 你这话说的非常种族歧视啊 Um, that's pretty racist.
额 种族歧视是看你做了什么 不是看你说了什么 Um, racist is what you do, not what you say.
这个酒吧可不搞种族歧视 This place ain't racist.
30年代的时候我们这招待有色人 We served coloreds here in the '30s.
我的天 Oh, my God.
对 那时候根本没人愿意招待穷黑人 Yeah, nobody would serve boogies in those days.
我有张黑鬼坐在这把椅子上的照片 I got a picture of a nigger sitting right there in that stool,
1930年 in 1930.
事实如此 你再说我种族歧视试试 You look at that and call me a racist.
呃 该死 老天 Ugh, God damn it, Jesus.
淡定 他过一会儿就好了 Don't worry, he'll run himself down.
操 Fuck.
我老爸 Pete六世 他以前总说 My father, Pete VI, he used to say,
"如果黑鬼喝啤酒 那我们都是黑鬼" "If niggers drink beer, then we're all niggers."
种族歧视 歧视个屁 Racist, I'll give you fucking racist.
那家伙简直是个恶梦 That guy's a nightmare.
那就别来这喝酒 Don't come in here, then.
我来这喝酒 How about I come in here
然后他不搞种族歧视怎么样 and he stops being a gross racist?
为什么没有这个选项 Why is that not an option?
你要是能闭嘴我简直求之不得 What I would love is if you were to shut up.
我的天 Oh, my God.
嗨 是你老爸 又给你留了条语音 Hi, it's Dad, leaving you another message.
请不要发短信给我 Please don't text me.
我不会回你短信的 明白吗 I am not gonna respond to your texts, okay?
所以请你打电话给我 So please call me on the phone.
我不想用短信跟你交流 求你了 I don't want to communicate with you that way, please.
谢谢你 Thank you.
喔 Whoa!
什么情况 发生啥了 What was that? What happened.
噢 呃 没事 没事 对不起 Oh, uh, nothing, nothing, I'm sorry.
- 你还好吧 - 嗯 我只 - You all right? - Yeah, I'm just...
地方助理检察官是干什么 What does it mean that you're an assistant D.A.?
我一直不知道 I never really knew what that meant.
地方检察官 Ken Thompson 他是负责人 Well, the district attorney, Ken Thompson, he runs the office
他来选调查哪些案子 and he directs what kinds of cases
以及哪些案子要上法庭 and what cases we bring to court,
地方助理检察官 比如说我 and assistant district attorneys like myself
带案子上法庭 bring the cases to court.
有多少个地方助理检察官 How many assistant D.A.S are there?
布鲁克林的话大概800个 In Brooklyn, about 800.
噢 没想到 Oh, that's weird.
什么没想到 Why is that weird?
没想到居然有这么多人 I don't know, that's weird, like, it seems like a lot?
我还以为是个很神气的工作 I thought it was an impressive thing,
就像你是地方检察官的助理 like, you're the D.A.'s assistant,
但不过是一大堆人做一样的事 but there's a bunch of you all doing the same thing.
几百个像你一样的人 就不是那 Hundreds of you. It's just not as--
嗯 是不神气 我没说这工作很重要 Yeah, it's not impressive, I didn't say it was.
我知道 我只是说 I know, I'm just saying,
听起来像是很牛逼的工作 I thought it sounded like a big shot job.
我没说这是个牛逼的工作 No, I didn't say it was a big shot job,
你问我是干什么的 我实话告诉你而已 I mean, you asked what I do, that's all.
是啊 可是你提起工作的时候 你的样子 Yeah, but when you're talking about your job, you're saying,
就好像在说 "看看我" "Like, you know, like, look at me."
"这就是我的工作 与众不同" "This is what I do, this is something special,"
"我是地方检察官的助理" "Like, I'm the D.A.'s assistant."
"我为这个城市工作" "You know, like, I work for the city,"
"把坏人抓起来" "And I put away bad guys"
"就只有我和他能够胜任" "and it's just, you know, me and him."
但是 你们有一大群人 But there's just, like, a bunch of you all
做着同样的事情 doing the same thing.
你见过地方检察官没有 Have you even ever met the D.A.?
没有 还没见过 行了吧 Uh, no, I haven't, all right?
没什么神气的 我也没那个意思 It's not impressive, I didn't say it was.
就是我的工作 仅此而已 It's just my job, that's all.
但你得明白 地区检察官 But you have to figure that the D.A.
曾经也是助理 对吧 was once an assistant D.A., right?
他是一路努力晋升上去的 And he worked his way up,
所以你也能努力工作 然后终有一日 对吧 so you can work your way up and then someday, right?
并不是 Not really.
为什么 为什么不是 Why not? Why not really?
因为他当助理的时候 Well, because, when he was an A.D.A.,
他才二十几岁 he was probably in his late 20s,
而且他现在也比我年轻 and now he's still younger than me,
所以我没什么希望了 so I'm not going anywhere.
只是个工作 就这样 It's just a job, that's all.
好吧 那你多大了 So how old are you, anyways?
快50了 I'm almost 50.
你怎么会50了还在做这个呢 So how come you're 50 and you're still doing that?
我的天 这里感觉像是个老派酒吧 Oh, my God. This is like a total dive bar.
这里太棒了 This place is amazing.
这些傻逼从哪来的 Where are all these fucking people coming from?
外面吧 我猜 Outside, I hope.
能给我 呃 两杯伏特加马提尼吗 Can I get, um, two vodka martinis?
- 没有混饮 - 什么 - No mixed drinks. - What?
没 有 混 饮 No mixed drinks.
啤酒 威士忌 金酒 伏特加 Beer, whiskey, gin, vodka.
哦 嗯 Oh, um...
嗨 Alice Hi, Alice.
嗨 Pete叔叔 Hi, Uncle Pete.
我爸在吗 Is my dad around?
在 他还在后面试图让你接电话呢 Yeah, he's in the back trying to get you on the phone.
我知道 你怎么样 I know. How are you?
我吧 还行 你妈怎么样 I'm, uh... yeah, good. How's your mom?
她么 你懂的 She's, you know.
对了 我找到一些你的旧照片 Hey, I found some old pictures of you
你还是个婴儿的时候我拍的 that I took when you were a baby.
- 那挺好 - 是啊 - Oh, nice. - Yeah.
之前我在清理房间 I was just cleaning up my room
有好多旧东西 and there's a lot of old stuff in there
我找到了我自己的老照片 and I found these old pictures of me
十岁左右的样子 when I was, like, ten,
和你婴儿时期的照片 还有 and of you when you were a baby and--
一些黑白老照片 and some old black & white photos from,
很久以前 不知道家里谁拍的 I don't know, way back when, that somebody took in the family.
那里有 And there's just--
有太多以前的东西了 there's just so much old stuff in there, you know?
嗯 你还好吧 Nice. You doing okay?
好 好得很 Yeah. Yeah, I'm great, yeah.
很高兴见到你 So nice to see you.
我们经常见不到你 Yeah, we never see you anymore.
你会 会在复活节的时候过来吗 You gonna-you gonna come by for Easter?
我也不知道 Um, I don't know.
还没仔细想过 Hadn't really thought about it, so.
哦 好吧 好吧 Oh, all right, well, uh...
很高兴见到你 it's nice to see you
你爸还在电话区呢 and your dad's over there in the phone zone.
好的 谢了 Pete Okay, thanks, Pete.
我日 Shit!
嗨 Marsha Hi, Marsha.
- 是Alice吗 - 对 嗨 - Is that Alice? - Yeah, hi.
你是来找你爸爸的吗 Oh. Are you here to see your daddy?
嗯 Yep.
亲亲 Kiss.
还是不了 谢谢 Oh, um... no, thank you.
你不想亲亲你奶奶吗 Oh, you don't want to kiss your grandma?
你不是我奶奶 Well, you're not my grandma.
你是我爸爸的爸爸的最后一任女友 You were my dad's dad's last girlfriend, so...
好吧 你以前不是这样的 Well, that never stopped you before.
你以前都会亲我的 I mean, you always used to kiss me.
嗯 那是在 Yeah, I think that was before
我发现我不是必须亲你之前 I figured out that I don't have to, so.
我从来 从来都没有喜欢过这事 I never-I never really liked it.
哼 Wow. Huh?
太刻薄了 真的太刻薄了 Alice That's really mean. That's really mean, Alice.
没想到你能这么刻薄 I didn't think you could be mean.
抱歉 Marsha 我不是故意的 Sorry, Marsha, I'm not trying to be mean.
好吧 Well...
你哪天该故意地刻薄一下 You should try it sometime.
你很有天赋 You have an aptitude.
爸 Dad.
哦 嗨 Oh, hey. Hi.
我正好在附近 顺路来看看 I was just close by so I just came over.
我只是不想 Well... I just didn't--
只是不想跟你发短信 I just didn't want to text with you,
我想在电话里谈 I wanted to talk on the phone.
我懂我懂我懂 Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
现在我当面来了 不是更好吗 Well, I'm here in person, so it's better, right?
你之前明明可以打给我的 It's just, you could have called me,
那现在早就好了 it would have been okay for--
你想让我怎么办 老爸 What do you want me to do, Dad?
让我走出去打给你 You want me to step outside and call you?
那样你才舒服吗 Is that more in your comfort zone?
- 不 这样就行 - 好了 - No, it's okay. - Okay.
我很抱歉 嘿 I'm sorry. Um... hey.
坐下吧 Hi. You want to sit down?
好 Sure.
Pete还好吧 Is Pete okay?
好呀 怎么了 Yeah, yeah, why?
我也不知道 他看起来有点 I don't know, just-he seems a little...
他没事 他很好 Yeah, he's okay, he's all right.
爸 Dad.
哦对了 我只是 Hey, so, look, I just--
我想给你打电话是因为 I've just been trying to reach you because,
我觉得你在生我的气 I don't know, I feel like you're mad at me.
- 什么 - 我觉得 - What? - Yeah, I feel like--
我就是有这种感觉 Yeah, I just-I get this feeling like--
虽然我们也没吵架什么的 但就是 like, we didn't have a fight or anything, but something--
感觉就是发生了什么事 你 It just feels like something happened that you're--
是不是我 我做了什么 Like, did I-is there something that I--
别 我错了 我 No, it's-I'm sorry, I'm--
我有种糟糕的感觉 关于我们俩的关系 I just, I-I feel a bad feeling between us.
嗯 我只是 Yeah, I-I just--
你确定现在就要谈这个吗 Do you want to get into this right now?
我只是想说 I'm just trying-I'm just saying that I--
我觉得哪里不对劲 I'm getting a feeling like something's wrong,
所以我想说出来 and so I'm coming out and saying something.
这样不好吗 Isn't that-is that a bad thing?
对 很糟糕 爸 Yeah, yeah, it is, it's kinda shitty, Dad.
- 喔 - "喔"什么 - Whoa. - "Whoa" What?
是你问的问题 你想知道答案吗 You asked the question, do you want to know the answer?
- 我做什么了 - 他妈的 - What did I do? - Oh, my... fucking God.
怎么了 What?
- 你知道 - 亲爱的 我没 - You know- - Honey, I don't--
不 就好像你什么都不知道似的 No, it's like, you are not aware of anything, you know?
你看着一个人的表情 You, like, look at a person's face,
如果他们微笑 你就觉得很好 and if they're smiling, you're fine,
如果他们没笑 你就很难过 and if they're not, then you're sad.
这不是正常的吗 It-isn't that normal?
对一个五岁的小孩来说 是的 可你都50了 Yeah, for a five-year-old, but you're 50, you know?
而且我划分界限是有理由的 And there are reasons why I need some boundaries.
为什么 我不明白 I-Why? I don't understand.
- 不明白 - 好吧 - I don't- - Okay.
什么事都没有 还是说发生了什么事 Nothing happened. Did something happen?
好吧 有一只乌龟和一只青蛙 Okay. There's this tortoise and a frog.
这是个笑话还是个故事 Is this like a joke or a story?
就是有一只乌龟和一只青蛙 So, there's this tortoise and a frog
他们住在一起 在一个 and they live together in kind of, like--
沼泽里 明白吗 like a swamp, you know?
有一天 青蛙吃了乌龟的蛋 And one day, the frog eats the tortoise's eggs.
- 他吃了他的蛋 - 她的蛋 - He eats his eggs? - Her eggs.
为什么 What does--
所以是她煮了那些蛋 然后他吃了她的早饭 So she cooks some eggs and then he ate her breakfast.
那是乌龟下的蛋 乌龟不会 The tortoise laid eggs, the tortoise didn't--
乌龟怎么煮蛋 how would a tortoise cook eggs?
我也不知道 你说的就好像他们也是人类一样 I don't know, you're talking about them like they're people,
所以我不明白这个故事的规律 so I don't understand what the rules are of this story.
好吧 是乌龟下了蛋 Okay, so the tortoise laid eggs.
- 好吧 - 她是这样繁衍后代的 - Okay. - That's how she has babies.
于是乌龟 她保护她的蛋 And you know, the tortoise, she protects her eggs.
嗯 Yeah.
有一天 青蛙跳着经过 And one day, the frog is hopping by
吃了乌龟的蛋 and it eats the tortoise's eggs.
- 我日 - 对 很糟糕 - Shit. - Yeah, it's bad.
第二天 青蛙又跳过来 And then the next day, the frog is hopping by
他是她最好的朋友 and it's her best friend...
然后 乌龟 and you know, the tortoise
气冲冲地瞪着青蛙 is looking kind of pissed at the frog.
然后青蛙说 "你干嘛生气啊" And the frog says, "Why are you mad at me?"
好吧 我懂了 Okay. I get it.
- 你懂了 - 嗯 - You know? - Yeah.
你是我爸 所以我 Like, you are my dad, so I'm--
我弟弟甚至都不提你的名字 而我还在努力尝试 like, my brother won't even say your name and I'm trying.
我喜欢跟你见面 You know, like, I like to see you,
我喜欢晃到附近来 我也喜欢让你呆在我的朋友圈里 I like to come around, I like to have you in my tech cycle.
- 是啊 - 但那是我的选择 - Yeah. - But that's my choice.
你对我来说 And, like, you don't--
不是什么高兴的事情 you don't make me smile,
出于我们都知道的原因 because of stuff that we both know about.
所以我不懂你想让我说什么 So I don't know what you want me to say,
也不知道你想让我怎么办 and I don't know what you want me to do.
你想让我笑一笑 然后你自我感觉良好吗 You want me to just smile so that you can feel good?
笑一笑又不会要命 It wouldn't kill you, would it?
会的 说实话 我不想笑 Yeah, it would, actually, I don't want to smile.
我不会笑的 I'm not gonna smile.
那是因为你胖 That's because you're fat.
不怪你 Horace It's not your fault, Horace.
她不笑是因为她不开心 对吧 I mean, she won't smile because you're unhappy, right?
而你不开心是因为你太胖了 I mean, you're unhappy because you're overweight.
非常感谢 Marsha 谢了 Uh, thank you so much, Marsha, thanks.
这都不是事 Yeah, you know, I mean, it's all right.
只不过 It's just--
你应该为你爸爸笑一笑 不要责备他 you should smile for your daddy, don't blame him.
Marsha Marsha Marsha 你能不能 Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, could you--
- 你超重了 - Marsha 请你闭嘴 - You're overweight. - Marsha, shut up, please.
别说了 别说了 Hey, shut up. Hey, hey, hey.
别这么跟她说话 Don't talk to her like that.
- 如果你不想当个胖子 - 她说我女儿胖 - If you don't want to be fat- - She's calling my daughter fat.
闭嘴 如果你不想变胖 Shut up! If you don't want to be fat--
看看她 Well, look at her.
她腰围比所有人都大 She's bigger around the middle than everybody else.
你们俩 拜托 拜托你们闭嘴 你们两个 Both of you, please-please shut up, both of you.
嘿 Alice Hey, Alice.
你的Reeny阿姨比你更胖 You know, your Aunt Reeny was fatter than you.
她热爱生活 She loved life.
- 卧槽了 - 讲真 还记得她吗 - God damn it. - No, really, remember her?
- 记得 - 她是个快乐的胖姑娘 - Yeah. - She was a happy fat girl.
我只是想说 这是可能的 I'm just saying, it's possible.
好吧 好吧 Pete Okay. Okay, Pete.
那Cassie怎么说 And what about Cassie,
你的女儿 我爸的表妹Cassie your daughter, my dad's cousin Cassie?
她又怎么样 What about her?
你想说什么 What is that supposed to mean?
怎样 你想让我难过 What? You trying to make me feel bad
因为我女儿去世了 because my daughter died?
我刚才是在安慰你 I was trying to be nice to you.
你该安心当个胖姑娘 You should enjoy being a fat girl,
这又不是坏事 it's not a bad thing.
- 行了 - 谢谢您了 - There. - Thank you.
我这次过来真是太开心太欢乐了 This has been a very nice visit and a real joy.
等等等等 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
你要 你最最最近怎么样 Where-how-how-how are you doing?
- 什么 - 你怎么样 - What? - I mean, how are you?
我想说的就这一句 你怎么样 That's all I just want to ever say is how you doing?
你还好吗 一直都好吗 Are you okay? Have you been okay?
不 并不好 I mean, no, not really.
不好吗 为什么 怎么了 You're not? What's going on? What's wrong?
- 我要没地方住了 - 为什么 - I'm losing my apartment. - Why?
因为我把租金给了室友 Because I was paying my rent to my roommate
但她没有交给房东 and she wasn't paying the landlord, so...
她把那些钱用到哪去了 What was she doing with the-with the money?
她就是个人渣 Just being a piece of shit.
- 那你怎么办 - 不知道 - Well, what are you gonna do? - I don't know.
我还要应付律师考试 I'm-and I have to start studying for the bar,
我完了 so I'm just-I'm fucked.
- 搬过来跟我一起住 - 不要 - Move in here with me. - No.
为什么不 这是个好主意 Why not? That's a great idea.
楼上空着呢 I have plenty of room upstairs.
- 不要 - 我有好多房间 - No. - I got rooms.
爸 我不会跟你住的 Dad, I'm not gonna live with you.
这就是解决问题的方法 This is a solution to the problem.
- 我说 - 不 - I'm saying - No.
这是 这是我能为你做的 I can-I can do that for you.
不 简直神经病 No, that's psychotic.
- 为什么 - 因为所以 - Why? - Because.
我就是不会跟你住 I'm not gonna live with you doing your whole thing.
因为Rachel 你不喜欢Rachel It's Rachel. You don't like Rachel?
你不喜欢Rachel I mean... You don't like Rachel.
这对她对我都不公平 That's not fair to her and that's not fair to me.
我只是说 如果Rachel不住这里了 I'm just saying, if Rachel didn't live here,
那你可以搬过来跟我住 then you could move in with me.
日了狗了 Oh, my fucking God, okay.
- 我们可以呆在一起 - 天哪 再见 - Spend time together. - Jesus. Bye!
再见 大家 谢谢了 Bye, everyone. Thank you.
操 Fuck.
这地方有毒 This place is toxic.
她 她就好像 She's-she's like--
在我们中间隔了堵墙 she's got this wall between me and her.
我不明白 I don't know.
我没有孩子 但我觉得最基本的一点 I mean, I don't have kids, but it seems to be fundamental,
就是你要做出努力 you just need to make an effort.
我哪里不努力了 What effort am I not making?
我还请她搬来跟我住呢 I just asked her to move in with me.
那是帮了大忙 但父母关怀不止于此 Well, that's a grand gesture, but isn't parenting more about,
还有 日常生活 you know, like, the everyday things?
每天的 各种小事 Everyday. Small things, you--
带她去吃午饭 听她说话 you take her to lunch, you listen to her.
一天一天 你看看会发生什么 One day at a time, you see what grows.
Pete 你没有小孩 所以 You know, Pete, you don't have kids, so maybe-you know?
好吧 我随口说说的 All right, well, I'm just saying.
不用说了 You know, maybe don't.
Horace Horace Horace Horace
- 怎么了 - Horace - What? - Horace.
怎么了 What?
- 说啊 - 算了吧 - What? - Oh, shit.
没事没事 什么事都没有 Nothing, nothing. It was nothing.
没事 Nothing?
Pete 你怎么了 Pete, what is going on with you?
你吃过药了吧 You're taking your Probitol, right?
- 我用完了 - 你用完了 - Well, I ran out. - You ran out?
什么叫你用完了 What do you mean you ran out?
他们又换了我的保险 They changed my insurance again
然后他们应该给我新卡 and then they were supposed to send me new cards,
但他们没给 我也搞砸了因为我没打电话 and they didn't, and I fucked up 'cause I didn't call.
没有保险 那鬼东西一颗要一百美元 And that shit is $100 a pill without the insurance.
是啊 Yeah.
你用完了 你用完了吗 You're out? Are you out?
我上个月恍惚了 I got distracted last month
出现幻觉的时候我应该马上去看病的 when it happened, and I was supposed to take care of it
但我没有 然后我 接着我 and I didn't and I-and then I--
现在我有点意识不清 Now I'm less cognizant,
我现在每次少吃一点 you know, but what I'm doing is I'm taking less pills.
- 不不不不 - 就能多撑几天 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - Just to spread it out.
Pete 那样不行的 Pete, that doesn't work that way.
我还剩一颗 Well, I got-I got one left.
- 就没了 - 是啊 所以我要等着 - That's it? - Yeah, so I'm just gonna wait.
这是我最后12小时的理智 This is my last 12 hours of sanity.
等什么啊 Pete Wait for what, Pete?
我们要带你去看医生 We have to take you to the doctor.
- 不不不 - 为什么 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Why?
他们会 如果我去看医生 They take-if I go to a doctor,
我有那么多症状 I'm so full of symptoms,
他又会把我送回医院 好吗 he's gonna send me right back to the hospital, all right?
我才不想回去 我只是 That I don't need, I'm just--
Horace 只是 Horace, it's--
我觉得我要不行了 I feel like I'm, you know, dying here.
就像我在慢慢地疯掉 Like I'm slipping into the crazy land.
Pete 我们会搞定它的 Well, Pete, we gotta take care of it,
我们只需要搞定它 we just have to take care of it.
不 这不关你的问题 是我自己的问题 No, it's not your problem, it's my problem.
这就是我的问题 It's very much my problem
你没药的话就更是我的问题了 懂吗 and it's gonna become more my problem, too, right?
把你乱七八糟的东西给我 你都有什么 So give me your shit, what do you have?
给我你的资料 让我了解一下情况 You gotta get your paperwork and get me involved.
我有呢 这是 I have it, I-it's-this is the--
那是原先的保险公司 that's the old insurance company.
好的 Okay.
但是他们把我的保险单卖给别人了 But they sold my policy
我不知道该打给谁 to someone else and I don't know who to call.
我懂 我懂 好吗 I got it, I got it, okay?
好吧 日 All right. Shit.
- 什么鬼 - 我的天 - What the hell - Oh, my God.
这酒吧太旧了 好酷 This bar is so old, it's amazing.
嘿 可以给我们两瓶科罗娜吗 Hey. Hi, can we get two Coronas?
好了 你们两个人 出去 马上 All right, all you people, out, now.
等等 你在 你在干嘛 Whoa, whoa, wait, what are you-what are you doing?
这里人太多了 There's too many people in here.
这酒吧开了一百年 There hasn't been this many people
都没有过这么多人 since the bar opened 100 years ago.
快点 酒吧打烊了 快走 Come on, bar's closing, let's go.
不不不 你不能赶走我们的客人 No, no, no, no, no, you can't throw out our customers.
这些不是我们的客人 Hey, these aren't our customers,
这些人要马丁尼和科罗娜 these people want martinis and Coronas.
该死 Pete 你他妈是有什么毛病 God damn it, Pete, what the fuck is wrong with you?
怎么 怎么 你觉得没有我你可以经营这个酒吧吗 What, what, do you think you can run this place without me?
- 你根本没有在经营 - 滚出去 - You're not running it! - Get out!
滚出去 滚 滚出去 滚出去 Get out! Get-Get out, get out!
Pete 喂喂喂 Pete Pete. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Pete!
滚出去 Get out!
嘿嘿嘿 Pete Hey, hey, hey... Hey, Pete!
- 滚出去 - 搞什么鬼 - Get out! - What the fuck?
放松 那里没人 Hey, take it easy! There's nobody there!
Pete Pete.
- 天呐 - 日 - Jesus Christ. - Shit.
抱歉 抱歉 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- 没事 没事 - 不 有事 - It's okay, it's okay. - No, it's not okay.
什么人会这么做啊 What kind of a person acts like that?
他没药了 He's off his medication.
那把他关进笼子什么的 天呐 Well, put him in a cage or something for Christ's sake,
我们还有客人呢 we got customers here.
天 那家伙简直疯了 Man, that shit was intense.
怎么了 你看到什么了 What happened? What did you see?
它像是一个有蛇头的东西 It's a-like a snake-headed thing,
它的牙齿又大又恐怖 it wore horrible, big teeth.
你把它赶走了吗 Did you get rid of it?
打扰了 Excuse me.
这里真的是Horace和Pete酒吧吗 Uh, is this really Horace & Pete?
是啊 这里是Horace和Pete酒吧 Yeah, this is Horace & Pete's.
我不敢相信它还在这 Well, I just can't believe that this place is still here.
它还是由叫Horace和Pete的人管理吗 Is it still run by a Horace and a Pete?
是的 我是Horace 这是Pete Yes, I'm Horace, this is Pete.
那是老Pete Pete叔叔 That's a previous Pete, Uncle Pete.
干嘛 你过去常来这还是怎么 What, you used to come here or what?
我小时候常来 Yeah, I used to come here when I was a kid.
我妈以前会让我来这给我爸买一桶酒 My mother would send me here for a pail of beer for my dad.
嗯 我们以前在那后面有卖酒桶 Yeah, we used to sell beer pails out the back.
嗯 我在这里喝了自己的第一瓶啤酒 Yeah, and I-I came here to get my first beer.
也在这里遇到了我的妻子 And I met my wife here.
她当时坐在那张凳子上 She was sitting... in that stool.
我们结婚很多年 Yeah, and we were-we were married for years,
那时我很幸福 and I-I was happy.
后来我听说她和我最好的朋友上床了 And then I heard that she was sleeping with my best friend.
然后有一天我来这里 And so I showed up here one night
看见她还是坐在那张凳子上 and she was sitting in that stool, again,
和我的好朋友接吻 with my best friend kissing her,
我开枪打死了他们俩 and I just shot them both dead.
那是1961年的事了 That was back in 1961.
我今天才出 出狱 I just got out of-got out of jail today.
那人真的在那吗 Is that guy really there?
是的 他是在那 Yeah, he's there.
嘿 要杯啤酒吗 你要喝啤酒吗 Hey, you want a beer? You want a beer?
嗯 Yeah.
1961年起你喝的最后一杯是什么酒 What's the last one you had since 1961?
幕间休息
*Horace和Pete* *Horace and Pete*
好 好 Yes. Yes.
他们说什 什么了 What-what are they saying?
还在待机 他什么都没说 I'm on hold, he's not saying anything.
你还好吗 You okay?
不好 No.
你干嘛不把最后一颗药吃了 Why don't you take the last one?
因为 那之后 我 Because, then, after that, I'm...
- 好吧 - 我就是想等 - Okay. - I just want to wait.
好吧 All right.
他们马上就会来 我们应该下楼 They're gonna be here soon, we should get down there.
会计师已经在楼下和Pete谈了 The accountant's already down there talking to Pete.
那不太妙 Well, that's not good.
我知道 I know.
我告诉你 我们应该下楼 I'm telling you, we should get down there.
我们哪都不去 我会处理好的 You're not going anywhere, I'll take care of it.
你会需要我在楼下的 Horace Well, you're gonna need me down there, Horace.
那是什么 What's that?
是的是的 请说 是的好的 Yes, yes, please. Yes, okay.
所以你能 你能寄来新的保险卡吗 Uh, so can you-can you send the new cards?
因为整件事就是我们需要保险卡 'Cause that's the whole thing is that we need the cards.
你们保守派老想 You conservatives are trying to find something
在希拉里的邮件里面找到什么 in Hillary's e-mails because
因为你们没有她的把柄 you have nothing real to say about her.
没法辩论 You're incapable of a real debate.
你们自由派的问题就是 Yeah, well, the problem with you liberals,
你们觉得你们是好人 你们认为这给了你们 you think you're the good guys, you think that gives you a pass
随意犯罪的权利 to do random criminal acts, you know?
噢 我救了一只猫头鹰 现在我可以杀一个婴儿了 Ooh, I-I saved an owl, now I can go kill a baby.
那看起来 你知道不是这样的 That seems like-you must know that's not true.
你们定义你们自己和对方的方式 It's kind of an interesting thing,
很有趣 the way you guys define yourselves and each other.
自由派 保守派 Liberal, conservative.
你怎么定义自由派 How would you define a liberal?
对你来说 自由派是什么样的 Like, to you, what is a liberal?
就政治正确 满嘴胡话 动物权利 Just P.C., fucking fake, animal rights,
还有基佬议程 老是搞自由议程 and gay agenda, always pushing the liberal agenda.
他们憎恶基督教徒 他们憎恶白人 They hate Christians and they hate white men.
知道为什么吗 因为他们想都不想 You know why? 'Cause they don't think it through.
自认为他们比谁都厉害 And they think they're better than everyone else
他们应该告诉每个人如何思考 and that they should tell everyone else how to think.
他们就是群混账 They're just fucking assholes.
好的 你怎么定义保守派呢 Okay. How would you define a conservative?
什么都要扯到上帝 讨厌同性恋 Uh, just Jesus everything and they hate gay people
和种族主义者 假装他们自己不是 and racist but pretending they're not,
他们自私又拜金 and they're selfish and they only care about money
他们认为每个人 and they think everyone
都得遵从他们保守的狗屁基督教作风 has to do their conservative Christian shit.
看 事实就是 See, the fact that you
你们一开始就看低对方 start out by seeing each other like that,
你们怎么可能尊重对方 I mean, how could you possibly ever respect each other
或者达成什么共识 or agree on anything?
他们那样 我可没有 Yeah, well, they do that, I don't.
你明明就是 You just said you do.
你那样描述我们 简直就是一连串的侮辱 You just described us with a string of insults.
你也这么做了 Just like you did. Yeah--
好了好了 这变得有趣了 Okay, okay, okay. This is getting interesting.
现在 你 定义保守派 Now, you, define conservative.
保守派代表价值观 Conservative means values.
有正确的价值观并忠于它 Having values and sticking to 'em
维护对的事 而不是 and defending what's right and not just saying
某人某年是对的 懂我的意思吗 what somebody said is right that year, you know what I mean?
世界上的事都分对错 There's-there's things in this world that are right and wrong
而且保持对错不变 and always have been.
你要尊重这个国家的出发点 And you have to respect where this country came from,
不能随意改变它 and you have to hold on to that.
国家 上帝 生命 And the fact that country and God and life,
那都是神圣的东西 those are all sacred things.
人们应该互相尊重 And people should respect each other,
政府是用来帮助大家的 and government is there to facilitate, all right?
而不是控制大家的 It's not there to control people.
让社会变好的方法 And the way you get the best out of people
是为人们的优点提供空间 is to make room for their strengths,
而不是补偿他们的缺点 not by overcompensating for their weaknesses.
听起来很合理啊 Well, that sounds reasonable.
大多数人都会尊重这观点 对吧 That sounds like something most people can respect, right?
好 现在 定义自由派 Yeah. Now, define liberal.
就是乐于接受你自己以外的事物 Just being open to things outside yourself,
思想开明 为他人着想 having your eyes open and thinking about others,
意识到地球很珍贵 and being aware that our planet is precious
我们要对此负责 and we're responsible for that.
人们要相互倾听 And people need to listen to each other.
作风得体 相互包容 And be decent and tolerant and that a diverse community
多元化的团体是强大的团体 is a strong community.
有时候弱小的人需要帮助 And sometimes the little guy needs a hand.
我们的国家足够强大 可以提供帮助 And we're a strong enough country to do that,
我们也应该提供帮助 and so we should.
听起来怎么样 Okay, how's that sound?
有时候 是 是 好吧 Sometimes, yeah. Yeah, okay.
是吧 所以如果你站在他的立场 Yeah? So, if you start by taking his definition of himself
他站在你的立场 and he starts with your definition of you,
你们不就更有可能 don't you stand a better chance,
达到某种共识吗 have a better shot at getting to some sort of consensus?
谁说他们想达成共识了 Who said they want that?
那就是另一回事了 Well, that's another thing.
他们并不想达成共识 They're not trying to reach an agreement.
只能他妈有一个赢家 This is fucking sports.
希拉里克林顿是个贱逼 我是自由派 Hillary Clinton is a cunt, and I'm a liberal.
听着 你知道我们活在这个国家有多幸运吗 Look, do you know how lucky we are to live in this country?
你以为我们的对话可以发生在 You think this conversation is happening in a bar
任何国家的酒吧吗 in any other country?
天呐 我希望别 God, I hope not.
别他妈逗我了 Give me a fucking break.
这国家没那么好 This country is not that great.
它甚至都不再民主了 It's not even a democracy anymore.
那你快去阿富汗 你的胡子正他妈适合那里 Then go live in Afghanistan, you got the fucking beard for it.
你们知道最可悲的是什么吗 You know what the sad thing is?
这个国家很有潜力 This country has such potential.
你说的没错 它不民主 It's not a democracy, you're right.
但它可以变得民主 就明天 But it could be, tomorrow.
如果人们都醒悟 他们可以改变整个国家 If the people woke up, they could change the whole thing.
整个体系都构建好了 都等着呢 The whole system's set up and waiting.
就像健身器械一样在那 It's just sitting there like exercise equipment,
等着你碰它 而你个死胖子却坐着看电视 waiting to be touched while your fat ass watches TV.
如果明天每个人都醒悟 If everybody woke up tomorrow
然后说"我们不会再他妈花一分钱 and said, "We're not gonna spend another fucking dollar
投一次票 或来一场扯淡的战争 "Or cast another vote or fight another bullshit war
除非我们得到自己应得的那一份" 这国家立马就会改变 until we get our fair share," That shit would change tomorrow.
但它并不会 构建体系的人也知道这点 But it fucking won't, and the framers knew this.
这就是恶心的地方 That's the sick part.
他们穿着带扣皮鞋坐在小屋子里 They were sitting in their little room with their buckled shoes.
带扣鞋 十七世纪开始流行的一种鞋子
他们的其中一位 可能是杰弗逊 And one of them, probably Jefferson,
托马斯·杰弗逊 美国第三任总统
因为他脑子最清楚 because he had the clearest head
从朝奴隶脸上射精得到灵感 from blowing all his jizz on slave faces,
说 "控制这些人的方法 said, "Hey, the way to control these people
不是压制他们 "Is not to suppress them.
那不顶用" That doesn't work anymore."
是的 这就是历史告诉我们的 That's right, that's what history shows us.
看看法国 看看克伦威尔 Look at the French. Look at Cromwell.
克伦威尔 英国政治家 军事家 宗教领袖
他们知道 每当你把控制权交给人们 They knew that every time you give the control to the people,
全部的控制权 他们都不想要 all of the control, they don't want it,
他们都把它还回来 they give it right back.
- 因为他们都他妈是群胆小鬼 - 那是法国人 - Because they're fucking sheep. - Those are Frenchmen.
所有权力都掌握在少数有钱人手里 The reason the few and the rich control all the power
就是因为很多又穷又蠢的人让他们这么干 is because the many poor and stupid let them.
他们害怕成功的代价 They're too afraid to try to succeed at anything,
他们梦想着有钱 却从不成为有钱人 they want to dream about rich people and never be one.
真是可悲 It's pathetic.
然后你们坐在这 And then you sit here
上演着"潘趣与朱迪"木偶秀 doing your little "Punch and Judy" Puppet show,
潘趣与朱迪 英国传统滑稽木偶戏
一副你是自由派 你是保守派很重要的样子 as if it matters if you're a liberal and you're a conservative.
你们就是两蠢货 You're both suckers.
致胆小的蠢货 Sheep suckers!
- 你说对了 - 致胆小的蠢货 - There you go. - Sheep suckers!
致胆小的蠢货 致胆小的蠢货 Sheep suckers. Sheep suckers.
我最爱她了 Oh, she's my favorite.
嘿 我是Horace Hey, I'm Horace.
你需要了解些信息吗 Um, you need some information?
嗯我很难在这些簿子上 Yeah, actually, I'm having trouble finding,
发现任何信息 really, any information in these books.
好吧 你想知道什么 Okay, well, what do you need to know?
你员工的薪水是多少 Okay, well, what do you pay your employees?
我们没有服务员什么的 我们只有 I mean, we don't have a waitress or anything, we just have--
他是个酒保 You know, he's the bartender.
好的 他每周的工资多少 Okay, what's his salary per week?
我不知道 他拿多少是多少 I don't know. I mean, it's whatever he takes.
- 拿 - 是啊 他只要去 - Takes? - Yeah, he just goes--
他在每天结束的时候拿出账本 He takes out of the register at the end of the day,
把要用的拿起来 剩下的存银行 he keeps what he needs and then he takes the rest to the bank.
好吧 他这周拿了多少 Okay. How much did he take this week?
我不知道 I don't know.
- 打扰一下 - 打扰什么 - Excuse me. - Excuse you what?
我刚才了解到 I've just been informed that you help yourself
你们自己决定拿多少酒吧收益 to the company profits at your own discretion.
所以你介意告诉我 So would you mind telling
你这周拿了多少吗 me how much you paid yourself this week?
是的 我介意 非常介意 Yes, I would mind, very much.
好吧 但我需要知道 Okay, well, I need to know.
不 你不需要 No, you don't.
我是被派到这里来调查 Look, I was sent here to examine the--
是啊 你是被派来的 Yeah, yeah, you were sent here.
我又没请你来 yeah, you were sent here. I didn't send for you.
你没有权利就这样走进来 You have no right to come in here
然后开始盘问我这些私人问题 and ask me these personal questions.
但这不是私人问题 Except it's not a personal question.
哦 这还不算私人问题吗 Oh, no, it's not?
你可是在问我有多少收入呢 You're asking me how much money I have.
如果我问你你喜不喜欢操小男孩呢 How about I ask you if you like to fuck little boys?
这下你该知道那是什么感觉了吧 See? See what that feels like?
好吧 Okay.
看来你家酒保的收入是无法得知了 So your bartender's salary is undeterminable.
是啊 我也这么认为 Yeah, yeah, I would say that.
那你怎么证明他有合理收入呢 And how do you justify that?
你看 这里的灯都还亮着 Well, the lights are on
这家店已经有100年历史了 and the place has been open for 100 years.
明白了 Got it.
我还注意到你的库存和销货帐目之间 Okay, also, I've noticed a strange discrepancy
有一点奇怪的矛盾 in your inventory and sales ledger.
你看 这里写着你每个月 You can see here, it shows that you buy
只进货一箱尊尼获加黑牌威士忌 a case of Johnny Walker Black per month
但却能卖出两箱 and that you sell two cases per month.
而且这还不是销存账目里唯一的错误 Okay, and that same thing
你店里卖的所有酒都有这个问题 holds true of every liquor that you sell.
你能解释下这是怎么回事吗 Can you explain that?
我能解释 但 但我不想 Yeah, I can, but-but I don't want to.
为什么 Why is that?
因为这不是个好理由 'Cause it's not a good explanation.
你想让我替你说出来吗 Do you want me to say it for you?
因为我认为咱俩都知道答案是什么 Because I think we both know what we're talking about.
- 当然 - 你往酒里兑水了 - Yeah, sure. - You're watering down the liquor.
- 是的 - 兑了一半的水 - Yeah. - By 50%.
是的 Yeah.
这是无法辩解的 That's indefensible.
这也是我不想说的原因 That's why I didn't want to say it.
- 你为什么要这样做呢 - 这还要问为什么 - Why would you do that? - Why?
因为这样能赚两倍的钱啊 Because you make twice the money.
这人脑子有病吗 What's wrong with this guy?
你怎么能这样对客人呢 How can you do that to your customers?
你知道如果给那些无赖们没兑水的威士忌 Do you know what would happen if we served unwatered whiskey
会发生什么事吗 to these rummies?
那样他们中一半的人估计早就死了 Half of them would have been dead years ago.
他们不是客人 他们是酒鬼 These aren't customers. They're alcoholics.
先生 这是欺诈行为 Sir, that is a deception.
非常糟糕的欺诈行为 Oh. That is a terrible deception.
哦 好吧 大家听好了 Oh, all right, look, everybody listen up.
你让开 Get out of the way.
听着 Listen up.
我只是想告诉你们 Just want to let you know,
我们一直在往酒里兑水 we've been watering down your drinks,
已经这么干了有100年 for years, for 100 years.
所以当你们拿到一杯酒 So when you get a shot,
里面有一半都是水 it's about half booze, half water.
有人有意见吗 Anybody have a problem with that?
我早就知道了 你们这些混蛋 I knew it. You fuckers.
这家店可真了不起 This place is so awesome.
祝你开心 再见 Have a good day now, okay?
好了 大家听着 我们今天要早点关门了 Okay, everybody, listen, we need to close up early.
- 见鬼 - 大家都走吧 - Shit! - Everybody's got to go.
- 快走 快 - 他们为什么要关门 - You all gotta go, now. - Why are they closing?
再见 Leon See you, Leon.
玩得开心 Have a good one.
你想去我家 再喝几瓶啤酒吗 So, um, want to get a six-pack, go back to my apartment?
你想让我去吗 You want me to?
你想去吗 You want to?
Marsha 你留下 Marsha, stick around.
为什么要她留下 Why should she stick around?
因为这事和她有关 Because this concerns her.
和她有什么关系 Concerns her how?
留下 Marsha Stick around, Marsha.
你好 Sylvia Hello, Sylvia.
你不打算说点什么吗 You're not gonna say anything.
干嘛 你在玩看谁先开口的游戏吗 What's, this some kind of game?
不 我没有什么要对你说的 No, I have nothing to say to you.
连句你好都不说吗 Not even hello?
- 是的 尤其是你好 - 不说你好 - No, especially not hello. - Not hello.
你真是个混蛋 You're a mess.
- 你好吗 - 我很好 - Hi, how are you? - I'm good.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
- 我很好 - 那就好 I'm all right. Good.
- 你过得还好吗 - 是的 - You doing all right? - Yeah, you know.
挺好的 Fine, fine.
你能照顾好自己吗 You taking care of yourself?
嗯 还行吧 Yeah. Mostly.
Rachel怎么样 她还和你住一起吗 How is Rachel? She still living with you?
- 是的 - 挺好 - Yeah. - Good.
还是和我住一起 Still.
你去医院看你的尿道问题了吗 Did you take care of the urinary tract thing
还是说它已经好了 or did you just sort of ride it out?
- Sylvia 是的 我已经好了 - 好吧 - Sylvia, yes, it's fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. - All right.
你还好吗 You doing all right?
- 是的 - 真的吗 - Yeah. - You all right?
是的 Yeah, you know.
孩子们再过几个星期就要回学校了 Kids go back to school in a couple of weeks,
Franklin在我家附近转了整整一个夏天 Franklin's been hanging around my house all summer
和他那些衰人朋友一起 with his loser friends.
我发誓 我每年交两万六给那学校 I swear to God, I pay that school 26 grand a year
就是想让他离我远点 just to keep him away from me.
Pete 下来一下 Hey, Pete, come on down.
不不不 让他休息 No, no, no, no, no, hey, hey, let him rest,
他不能 他需要 he can't-just, he needs--
这可是家庭会议 This is a family meeting.
他是当家的Pete 他必须在场 He's the reigning Pete, he's got to be present.
不 这不是家庭会议 No, this is not a family meeting,
这只是我采取法律手段之前的礼节性会面 this is a courtesy meeting before I bring legal action.
那为什么她在这儿 So why is she here?
哪个她 She?
- 我说了 她留下 - 哦 原来是我 - I said, she stays, too. - Oh, she.
为什么 就因为她是我爸爸死前 What, because she was the last person our dad
上过的最后一个女人吗 was fucking before he died?
她不能因为这个就变成我们家的人 Pete That doesn't make her family, Pete.
家庭是通过性交构建的 Fucking is how you make family.
哦 老天 Oh, Christ almighty.
这又是唱的哪一出 这就是你的法律手段 Now, what's this? This your legal action here?
是的 这是Randall 他是我的法律代理人 Yes, this is Randall. Randall-Randall is representing me.
你们好 很高兴见到你们 Hello, nice to meet you all.
希望我们能愉快地解决这个问题 I hope we can resolve this amicably.
他是你的法律代理人 你的律师 This is your representation? This is your lawyer?
- 是的 - 叫Randall - Yes. - Randall?
你好 Randall Hello, Randall.
行了 Pete 别这样 Come on, Pete, stop with that.
干嘛 他就是个娘娘腔 What? He's a sissy.
行了 现在都2016年了 Come on, it's 2016.
对他来说可不是 他个白痴原始人 Not for him, it isn't. Cro-Magnon idiot.
没关系 Sylvia Don't bother, Sylvia.
不 他那些恐同的屁话太过分了 No, his homophobic bullshit is unacceptable.
作为一个律师 如果我连这些话都受不了 Well, I wouldn't have gotten very far as a lawyer in New York
我也不可能在纽约发展得那么好 if I didn't accept it.
至少我不用像他一样每天都得忍受这些 At least I don't have to put up with it every day like he does.
- 嗨 Pete - Pete 你好 - Hey, Pete. - Pete, hi.
你好 Sylvia Hi, Sylvia.
他的Probitol吃完了 He ran out of Probitol.
什么 你怎么能让他断药呢 He what? How-how could you let that happen?
那不是我的错 I didn't let it happen.
所以你到底有什么事 So what the hell's wrong with you, anyway?
怎么 你没药吃就会发疯吗 What, you get cuckoo if you don't have a pill?
Pete 他的精神状况出了点问题 Pete, Pete, he has a mental condition.
得了吧 他就是有点焦虑而已 No, come on, he's just agitated, that's all.
有什么大不了的 冷静下来不就好了 So what? You calm down.
当你感觉不好的时候 You know, you feel something strange coming on
冷静下来不就好了 you just-you calm down.
还吃什么药 What the hell do you need a pill for?
听着 我真的很想现在开始谈我们的事 Listen, I would really like to get started
因为这些内容可有点多呢 because we have a bit of ground to cover.
就我看到的这些内容来说 From my read of things,
本案是一个习惯法问题 this case covers a common law issue
它涉及Sylvia和她的兄弟们 regarding Sylvia and her brothers,
关于他们从一年前去世的父亲手里 involving this bar,
继承的这间酒吧的归属问题 which they inherited from their father when he died a year ago.
这可不行 这事不能这么干 That's not what happened, that's not the way this works.
这事轮不到你管 You know, you have no business being here.
Pete 拜托 别这样 别扯什么 Pete, please, don't start with the-the nonsense about
Horace和Pete世家的鬼话了 the Horace & Pete lineage
我们又不是在演<权力的游戏> this is not "Game of Thrones."
好吧 你是 Okay, Mister--
- 他是Pete叔叔 - 好的 - It's Uncle Pete. - Okay.
如果我的笔记没错的话 If my notes are correct,
你是老Horace的同辈表亲 you were Horace Sr.'s first cousin?
那么你对这事没有发言权 Which really gives you no role here.
去你的 Randall Hey, screw you, Randall.
他们爸爸是Horace 我是Pete He was Horace and I was Pete
现在他死了 我就是他们的Pete叔叔 and now he's gone and that makes me Uncle Pete
现在这俩是小Horace和小Pete and these two now are Horace and Pete.
好吧 我们别说这些了 All right, we're not gonna do this,
这些只是老套的胡说八道罢了 okay, 'cause this is old bullshit malarkey.
这可是延续了100年的家族关系 This is how it's been done for 100 years!
整整100年啊 100 years!
好了 大家请听我说 Please just a minute here.
首先 让我们来澄清一些事实 Let's just get the facts clear first.
这间Horace和Pete酒吧 Horace & Pete, this bar,
之前归Horace Wittel所有 previously owned by Horace Wittel,
然而他在一年前的今天去世了 deceased one year ago today.
是吗 Really?
是的 这不是巧合 Yeah, it's not a coincidence.
- 继续 - 好的 - Go ahead. - Okay.
Wittel先生没有留下记录在案的遗嘱 Mr. Wittel, having left no will on record,
因而习惯法生效 common law is applied,
这间酒吧的所有权由他的子女 leaving care and ownership to his children,
Horace Wittel八世和Sylvia Wittel继承 Horace Wittel VIII and Sylvia Wittel.
胡说八道 None of that's true.
让他说完 好吗 Hey, can we let him finish, please?
他没有把酒吧留给她 He didn't leave it to her,
他把它留给了Horace和Pete he left it to Horace and Pete.
习惯法默认 他去世后 Okay, common law says that he left it
这间酒吧由他的子女平分 to all of his children equally, by default,
并且这一年以来 and that after a year,
因为他们两个让店里生意持续下滑 because these two have let the business steadily decline,
我作为合伙人有权利来接管生意 I as a partner have a right to take over control
并解除他们的合作关系 of the business to dissolve it.
这间酒吧属于Horace和Pete This bar belongs to Horace and Pete.
Marsha有一份分红 Marsha here gets a cut
生意好的话 我也有分红 when business is good, I get my cut.
不 再也不会这样了 No, no, not anymore.
Sylvia 如果你想来分一杯羹 And Sylvia, if you want a share of this,
那么我建议你去把肚子搞大 then I suggest you get knocked up,
如果有男人愿意要你的话 if any man will have you,
然后生个叫Horace的儿子 and then give birth to a son and call him Horace,
带这个基佬来 你可拿不到什么东西 because you're not gonna get anything bringing this fag in here.
见鬼 Holy shit.
无意冒犯哦 Randall No offense, Randall.
- Peter - 不 等等 Sylvia - Peter - No, no, just a minute, Sylvia.
这就是你带我来的原因 This is what you brought me here for.
那么 Okay.
告诉我 Peter So tell me, Peter...
告诉我那些我不知道的事吧 Tell me what you know that I don't.
因为 如你所说 Horace七世没有留下遗嘱 Because, like you said, Horace VII left no will,
那是因为我们不用遗嘱 所以我们不留遗嘱 because we don't use wills, we don't leave wills.
我们有我们的传统 We have traditions.
Pete 这些都没有意义 Okay, Pete, none of this means anything.
不 我想听听 No, I want to hear this.
继续 告诉他 告诉他整件事的来龙去脉吧 Go ahead, tell him. Tell him all the whole thing.
Horace和Pete酒吧于1916年开业 Horace & Pete's was opened in 1916--
我操 Oh, for fuck's sake.
- 我在讲那个故事 - 行 你继续讲 - I'm telling the story. - Go ahead, tell it.
我有件事要说 Hey, I have a story.
我来说吧 I'll tell it.
过来 都过来 Come over here. Come here.
你喝酒吗 Do you drink?
当然 Sure.
尝尝这个 Take a taste of that.
哇 这可真棒 Wow, that's wonderful.
因为它有100年历史 That's because it's 100 years old.
它 我的Randall小姐 That, my Miss Randall,
是这家店买的第一瓶威士忌 was the first bottle of whiskey ever purchased for this place.
这是我喝过的最棒的威士忌了 I mean, that is the most incredible whiskey I've ever tasted.
我从没喝过任何像这样的酒 I've never tasted anything like that.
就像 在品味时光 It's like... drinking time.
这是Horace Wittel买的 This bottle was bought by Horace Wittel.
这个姓Wittel 叫Horace Wittel的人 Wittel, Horace Wittel.
在1916年开了这间酒吧 And in 1916, he started this place
和他的兄弟Pete一起经营它 and operated it with his brother, Pete.
在那期间 Now, in the meantime,
Horace有了一个叫Horace的儿子 Horace had a son named Horace
Pete也有了一个叫Pete的儿子 and Pete had a son named Pete.
他们死后 And when they died,
他们的儿子 作为新的Horace和Pete those Horace and Pete inherited the place and they ran it
继承了这家店并一起经营它 as the new Horace and Pete.
从那时开始 And it's been like that, passing down
这家店就这样代代相传 from generation to generation ever since then.
一直在家族内部 Always in the family,
一直由Horace所有 always owned by a Horace
并和Pete合伙经营 and operated in partnership with a Pete.
有时他们是兄弟 Sometimes they were brothers,
有时他们是表亲 sometimes they were cousins.
我和我表亲Horace共同拥有这间酒吧 Me and my cousin Horace owned this place
直到一年前的今天他去世 until he died a year ago today.
然后它被这个没用的Horace And then it was passed on to this worthless fuck Horace
和他没用的表亲Pete继承 and his worthless fuck cousin Pete.
- 所以 - 你说什么 - So... - What?
怎么 What?
- 你说表亲 - 怎么了 - You said cousin. - So?
我们不是表亲 我们是兄弟 We're not cousins, we're brothers.
- 不 你们不是 蠢货 - 不 Pete是我们的兄弟 - No, you're not, stupid. - No, Pete, our brother Pete.
不 他不是 No, he's not.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
Horace不是你的父亲 Horace wasn't your father.
是的 他是 Yes, he was.
不 他是 No, he was--
他是我的孩子 He was my kid.
我不喜欢小孩 I don't like kids.
所以我把他过继给Horace了 就是这样 So I put him in with Horace's, that's all.
你他妈是认真的吗 Are you fucking serious?
怎么了 这没什么认不认真的 事实就是如此 What? It's not serious. It's what is.
等等 Wait a minute.
那么谁是他母亲 So who's his mother?
别管那个 那和你们没关系 Never mind that. That-that's none of your business.
不 我觉得很有关系 Pete No, I kinda think it is, Pete.
好吧 她怀上了他 然后死了 Oh, okay, all right, she had him and she died
在Sylvia两岁的时候我把他交给了Horace and then I have him over to Horace when Sylvia was two.
你没在开玩笑吗 You're not-you're not kidding.
这是真的吗 你就这样把你儿子送人了 This is-this is true? So you gave up your son?
我不喜欢小孩 I don't like kids.
然后你和Dorothy阿姨结了婚 又有了 And then you married Aunt Dorothy and had--
是的 是的 随便吧 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
这些不是我要说的 Look, that's not the story here.
让我讲完那个故事 This is the story here, let me tell the fucking story!
爸 Dad?
哦 别这样好吗 我不是你爸 Oh, don't start that shit now, I'm not your father.
我是你Pete叔叔 I'm Uncle Pete.
我们就像原来那样 Just keep things the way they are.
我就是你的Pete叔叔 Uncle Pete, that's it.
我的天哪 惊了 Oh, my God, wow.
天哪 Wow.
这是全天下最好的威士忌 This is the best whiskey in the world.
天哪 I mean, wow.
看来这基佬喜欢威士忌 This faggot likes whiskey.
这就是为什么妈妈搬家去曼哈顿的时候 That's why when mom left and moved to Manhattan,
只带了你俩没带我 因为她根本就不是我妈 she only took you two, not me, because she's not my mom.
得了 你马上就会想明白了 Yeah, you'll catch on real quick.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
我好歹把你留在这个家里了 Look, I kept you in the family, didn't I?
你是Pete You're Pete.
你是你这代的新Pete You're the new Pete of this new generation.
这就意味着这个酒吧属于你和Horace That means you own this bar along with Horace
你可以随意处置这个酒吧 and you can do with it whatever you want.
你刚才说的这些都没有文字形式的记录 None of this is written down or documented anywhere.
法律上说不过去的 It has absolutely no basis in law.
这都是瞎鸡巴扯 It is fucking madness.
我和Horace才是这个酒吧的主人 This place belongs to me and Horace,
有习惯法保障的 好吗 through basic common law, okay?
- Randall帮我说两句 - 没错 - Randall, please? - That's right.
- 习惯法是吧 - 没错 - Common law. - Common law.
习惯法 听我说 我不是 Common law. Okay, now, look, I'm not--
我也不是个文化人什么的 I'm not an educated guy or anything,
但在我看来 习惯法 but it seems to me that common law
就是在没有任何文字形式记录的情况下 is when there's nothing written down, right?
比如说没有遗嘱 Like there's no will, right?
这时人们就会去寻求 And that's when you go
一个大家都基本认同的法律准则 to a generally agreed upon principle of law,
我说的对吧 is that-is that right?
差不多是这个意思吧 Yeah, pretty close.
那我们的家法呢 So what about our family law?
那我们自己家里的习惯法算什么 What about-what about our common law?
你什么意思 What do you mean?
这个屋檐底下的家有一个传统 This family, this establishment has a tradition,
有一段历史 it has a history,
有一些大家都严格遵循的内规 it has bylaws that have been followed by the letter
已经有100年了 for a 100 years.
你是想跟我说如果真的打起官司的话 You're gonna tell me that if this goes in front of a judge,
法官一点都不会考虑这些传统 he's not gonna pay some respect to that?
还是在布鲁克林这个地方 Here in Brooklyn?
- 那个 - 不 这就是我们今天为什么在这 - Well, not - No, that is why we are here.
因为习惯法 而不是家法 Because common law, not family law,
在他把这个地方经营得一团糟的时候 common law dictates that because he fucked the place up,
习惯法能给我把这个地方卖掉的权利 it gives me the right to sell it.
别扯犊子了 Oh, stop it.
你才不会把这个地方卖了呢 You're not gonna sell this place.
我早就看透你那些招数了 I see you coming a mile away.
你都在放什么屁 What are you?
这家怎么老是有这么个女的 It's always been a woman in this family
老是试图把这酒吧给关了 always trying to shut the place down.
你知道吗 第一代Horace和Pete这俩人 You know, the very first Horace & Petes,
他俩开这家酒吧就是为了离他们媳妇远远的 they started this place just to get away from their wives.
这家子里老是有这么个女的 It's always been a female in the family.
我的天哪 Pete 这有什么值得骄傲的啊 Oh, my God, Pete, are you proud of that?
就这个破地儿和家里那点儿破事儿 All that misery in this fucked-up place in our family?
你为什么死抓着不放呢 Why are you holding on to that?
你为什么还想让我们死抓着它不放呢 Why do you want us to hold on to that?
为什么我们就不能 Why can't we all--
我们不能关掉这个酒吧 We're not gonna close this place down!
Pete Pete 你是我这辈子见过的 Pete, Pete, you are the most unhappy man
最不开心的人 I have ever known in my whole life.
我从没见过你这样的人 My whole life.
Horace死了 那些人都死了 Horace is gone. Everybody's gone, okay?
就让我们把这个地方卖了吧 Let us sell this place.
然后继续我们的人生 Let us get on with our lives.
我们会给你在弗罗里达找个好住处 We will get you nice place in Florida.
你可以邮购个新娘 You can get a mail order bride,
你可以天天让她给你口交直到你死 you can fuck her mouth until you're dead.
我哥可以继续干他的会计 Our brother can go back to his accounting job
在茫茫人海中假装自己是个正常人 with real live human beings and pretend he's one of them.
一百年哪 Sylvia A 100 years, Sylvia.
一百年的痛苦足够了 足够了好吗 Pete 100 years of misery is enough, it's enough, Pete.
不幸是应该被甩在身后的 Misery is something you get past,
而不是甩给你的孩子们 not something you pass on to your children.
老天 如果你爸还活着 Boy, if your father could hear you...
得了吧 我爸家暴我妈 Yeah, my father was a wife-beater
他他妈就是个畜生 自恋狂 and a fucking brute and a narcissist.
感谢上苍 我妈把我们带走了 And thank God our mother got us out of here.
这个地方有多少个男人打过他的媳妇 Pete How many wives have been beaten in this place, Pete?
家暴从来就不是什么好事儿 This has never been a good thing.
所以你是Pete他爸 So you are Pete's father.
让我缓一下 Oh, my God.
我也刚反应过来 Yeah, now I just got that, too.
瞧瞧你弄的这个烂摊子 Horace Boy, did you fuck things up, Horace.
这就是你不站出来的结果 You see what a mess you made by not stepping up?
你本应该是这个地方的老板 You're supposed to be the fucking boss.
我 我才不在乎呢 I don't-I don't care.
你应该为这个酒吧辩护 而不是我 我都老了 You should be defending this place, you, not me, I'm old.
随便吧 I don't care.
我才不是什么新一代Horace呢 I'm not the new Horace, okay?
我不是什么老板 我也不是我爸 I'm not-I'm not the boss, I'm not my dad.
- 你就是个废物 - 行 是 - You're a loser. - Okay, fine.
我就是个废物 你满意了 I'm a loser, if that's what you want.
还有 操你妈 还你的 And fuck you, by the way, from before.
什么 What?
你之前对我说操我妈 You said-earlier, you said fuck you to me,
所以 操你妈 so fuck you, too.
哦 好吧 再操回你妈 Oh, well, fuck you.
呵呵 操你妈 Fuck you.
别说了 都别说了 Stop it. Just stop it!
瞧瞧他又犯病了 Oh, oh, here goes this again.
你们全都闭嘴 All of you just stop.
他在跟不存在的怪兽说话呢 He's talking to invisible monsters.
我在跟你说话呢 No, I'm talking to you.
和你 还有你 And you and you.
Sylvia 放尊重一点 这些好歹是你的家人啊 Sylvia, have some respect, this is your family.
你怎么能带个律师来拆散这个家呢 You don't bring in a lawyer to break up your family.
还有你 Horace And Horace,
你觉得你可以不对任何人负责任 do you think you have no responsibility to everyone?
先不说你算是什么样的Horace Never mind what kind of Horace you are,
你这算什么人啊 what kind of man are you, huh?
还有Pete叔叔 还是爹啊什么的 And Uncle Pete, or whatever you are to me,
你想怪我们 you want to blame us?
你还想讲什么他妈家庭故事 You want to tell your fucking story?
你想给这个陌生人威士忌 You want to pour our whiskey to this stranger
然后给他讲这个老掉牙的故事 and tell him the 100-year story
还把所有Horace和Pete都说成是大圣人 of Horace and Petes and how they were all saints?
整个族谱里都他妈是大圣人 Just an unbroken chain of fucking saints,
一个Horace接一个 一个Pete接一个 Horace after Horace, Peter after Pete,
没有一个是混蛋 还说这个地方曾经多么繁荣昌盛 not an asshole in the bunch, and how this place thrived
直到我们俩这代 until this Horace and Pete.
- 听着挺对的 - 故事根本就不是这样的 - Sounds right to me. - Yeah, tell yourself another story.
是 我们可能是混的最差的一代 Yeah, we're probably the worst Horace and Pete yet.
我没本事 他没意愿 I'm incompetent and he's unwilling,
但这都是谁的错呢 but whose fault is that, huh?
这个地方之所以能开一百年 How did this place survive for 100 years?
这个家族企业之所以生存的原因 A family business, how did it survive?
那就是因为你们这代Horace和Pete之前 Because all the Horace and Petes before you
都是好父亲 were good fathers,
这就是原因 that's why.
因为他们把家庭凝聚在一起 Because they kept the family together.
他们是打老婆 但他们也成功养育了自己的儿子 Yes, they beat their wives and they raised their sons right.
你们俩算什么爹 What kind of fathers were you two?
你 你们两个Horace和Pete 他们的父亲 You, the Pete and the Horace before us, their dad,
直到刚才我还以为Horace是我爸 who until a minute ago, I thought he was my dad.
你们两个实在太幸运了 Yeah, you two were lucky.
你们能他妈住到别的地方去 You fucking lived somewhere else.
我只能在这 I had to stay here
看着那个混蛋疯狂的自恋 and watch that guy love nobody but himself.
三个媳妇啊 他一个都不爱 Three wives, he loved none of them.
还有 Pete 你算是什么父亲 And you, Pete, what kind of a father were you?
看着我 Pete Look at me, Pete!
还家法 Family law?
你还好意思说自己有家 What kind of a family man are you?
我们谁都没权要这个地方 None of us has a claim to this fucking place.
还有 我跟你说 And I'll tell you something else.
我他妈有神经病你还觉得好笑 Yeah, I am fucking crazy and you think that's funny.
我今天就把话撂这了 Let me tell you this right now.
如果你再敢跟Slyvia这么说话 If you ever talk to Sylvia the way you did today,
哪怕一次 我他妈就发疯 直接把你脑袋撕下来 ever again, I'll be the crazy guy who tore your fucking head off.
你把最后一颗药吃了 You took the last Probitor, huh?
刚才在楼上吃的 Yeah, while I was upstairs.
这个酒吧是Horace和Pete的 This bar belongs to Horace and Pete.
Marsha有一份 Marsha gets a cut,
因为她是Horace七世的最后一位爱人 because she was Horace VII's final love,
然后我拿我那份 and I get mine.
然后你俩可以给你们妹妹她想要的 And you two can give your sister whatever she wants,
或者你们想给她的任何东西 因为她没有权利争这个酒吧 or whatever you want to give her because she has no rights here.
你说的这些在法庭上都是无效的 Okay, none of that will stand up in court, so.
很高兴见到你们 Well, this has been a real pleasure.
都会是无效的 None of it will stand.
咱们走 Sylvia Let's go, Sylvia.
Marsha 只要我还活着 你就没事儿 Marsha, as long as I'm alive, you're okay here.
谢谢你 Pete Thank you, Pete.
你来关门 You got closing?
- 我来 - 行 - I got it. - Okay.
晚安 Marsha Good night, Marsha.
晚安 Sylvia Good night, Sylvia.
- 我爱你 - 我也爱你 - I love you, honey. - Love you, too.
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
Horace Horace?
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
- 嘿 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hi.
- 你还好吗 - 还好 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah.
这一天过的 Ugh, what a day.
我去了蔬菜直销市场 I went to the farmer's market
买了一些紫的青豆 and got some of those purple green beans.
你还记得吗 Mm, you remember them?
嗯 Yeah.
你知道吗 我觉得好奇怪的 那里有个哥们 You know, it's so weird, there's just this one guy
他只买这一种东西 and that's all he sells.
你有空得跟我去一趟这个市场 Horace You have to come with me to the farmer's market, Horace,
非常有意思 it is so sweet.
这些卖家都是农民 These people are farmers
他们特意到布鲁克林来卖他们的作物 and they come to Brooklyn to sell their wares.
他们都有那种特有的斜眼儿 And their eyes are all squinty
就因为种地的时候大太阳一直晒着他们 from spending their whole lives in the sun
他们手上还有没弄干净的土 and-and they have the soil on their hands and--
他们就这样直接带着这种村味儿进城了 and they just bring the country to the city with them
而且他们都有一种 我说不好 and they have this-I don't know,
就是脸上都有那种闲适的神情 你懂吗 this relaxed look on their face, you know?
那种神情让你明白我们其实都在瞎操心 And it just makes you realize that we all just worry,
其实我们根本就不用担心 and we don't have to,
因为如果你就想种地 'cause if you wanted to plant a seed in the ground
然后吃自己的作物为生 那完全没问题 你懂吗 and just eat what grows, then you could, you know?
还有这个卖紫色青豆的人 And this one guy with the purple green beans--
他吧 他就 He-he is just--
他有这么一条老狗 这狗就坐在一把老椅子上 he has this dog and he just sits in this old chair...
- Rachel - 我觉得这把椅子 - Rachel... - which I guess he must have
是他从农场带过来的 因为 brought from the farm, because--
- Rachel - 什么 - Rachel. - What?
呃 我 Um... I...
我觉得你最好还是搬出去 I think maybe you should move out.
为什么 What?
我觉得在同居这件事儿上咱们太着急了 I feel like I-I think we rushed into this.
我觉得咱们都没考虑清楚 I don't think that we thought it through.
我觉得 I think that--
我还 I'm not--
我还没有做好再和一个女人一起生活的准备 I'm not ready to live with a woman again
这对你来说也不公平 and it's not fair to you that--
你懂吧 而且我还有孩子 you know, and I got my kids...
Horace 呃 Horace, uh...
我很抱歉 我只是 I'm sorry, I just--
你在 呃 What are you, um...
我不知 你在 我 I don't-what are-you don't--
你不是这个意思 you don't mean this.
我就是这个意思 对不起 I think I do, I'm sorry.
我就是这个意思 I think I do.
所以你要把我赶出去 You're kicking me out?
不不不不不 你可以留下 No, no, no, no, no, I mean, you can stay,
直到你把事情都理清楚 until you figure something else.
嗯哼 直到我把事情都理清楚 Uh-huh, until I figure something out.
因为你 Because you've--
你都琢磨的可清楚了 所以 呃 you've already figured it all out, so, um...
我的意思是你可以在我这呆着 I'm just saying that you can stay here--
直到你找到别的地 you can stay here until you find a--
行吧 行吧 老天啊 Okay, okay, oh, my God.
天哪 呃 God, uh...
- Rachel - 别 - Rachel. - No, don't.
别 你别 No, uh-uh, not now.
你这事儿干的不怎么样 Well, I-Bad job, buddy, real bad.
非常不地道 Yeah, real bad.
- 我知道 - 不 你不知道 - I know. - No, no, you don't know.
- 对不起 - 你可别 - I'm sorry. - You don't.
你太差劲了 差劲 This is the worst. The worst.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
草 Fuck.
- 听我说 - 闭嘴 - Hey, listen. - Just-shh.
你听我说 Listen.
不 No.
草 Fuck.
你好 我是你爹 Hi, it's-hi, it's Dad.
你能打给我吗 Can you call me, please?
我就是想 Just wanted to--
等你有时间了就给我回个电话吧 just give me a call when you get a minute. Ok?
我是爸爸 谢谢 It's Dad, thanks.
Rachel怎么哭了 How come Rachel was crying?
我让她 搬出去 I asked her to... move out.
- 哦 - 是 - Oh. - Yeah.
不容易啊 Man.
你这药劲能撑多久啊 How long is that-that last Probitol gonna last?
差不多12个小时吧 About 12-12 more hours.
最坏的情况是还得等三天 Well, bottom line is that in about three days,
只要撑过这三天就有药了 然后你就回到正轨了 we can get you more in three days, then you're back.
行 但是你得把我锁在我屋子里 Okay, then I need you to lock me in my room
后两天的时候锁 我是认真的 for the next two days, and I mean for real.
行 Okay.
听着 Look...
其实我那时候不是一直都很清醒的 I wasn't lucid the whole time down there.
Pete叔叔是不是说他是我爹 Did I hear Uncle Pete say that he's my father?
呃 Eh...
所以我们不是亲兄弟 So we're not even brothers?
Pete 咱们都是五十多岁的人了 Well, Pete, we're in our fifties.
是不是有什么区别吗 I mean, what's the difference?
也对 Yeah.
*糟糕* *Hell no*
*我无处倾诉我的苦楚* *I can't complain about my problems*
*日子不好也不差* *I'm okay the way things are*
*我为自己搬一把小凳* *I pull my stool up to the bar*
*在Horace和Pete的酒吧* *At Horace & Pete's*
*我有在想* *Sometimes I wonder*
*我们为何自讨苦吃* *Why do we tear ourselves to pieces?*
*我需要些时间清静清静* *I just need some time to think*
*或者干脆烂醉* *Or maybe I just need a drink*
*在Horace和Pete* *At Horace & Pete's*
*在Horace和Pete的酒吧里* *Horace & Pete*
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