翻译: O君 安迟华 lz 一个椰子
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Horace Horace
- Horace - 我了个去 - Horace. - Wh-what the hell?
- 嘿 - Horace 早上好 - Hey. - Horace, good morning.
Marsha 你在干嘛 Marsha, what are you doing here?
我想跟你谈谈 I want to talk to you.
Marsha 你不能就这么闯进我的卧室 Marsha, you can't just come into my bedroom.
我可以 Yes, I can.
这以前是我的床 This used to be my bed, you know.
我和你爸的 Me and your father's.
我猜同时也是你妈的卧室 对吧 I guess it was your mother's bedroom, too, huh?
你跟你爸一样 只穿内裤睡觉 You sleep in your panties just like your dad.
Marsha 这样真的尴尬 Marsha, this is really weird.
能不能请你到客厅去 我可以 Can you please go out into the living room and I'll...
你今年多大了 How old are you now?
49 49
哦 Oh.
你呢 How old are you?
Marsha 我得 得穿上衣服 Marsha, I need-- I need to get dressed, so...
穿吧 Go ahead.
- 早上好 - 好 - Morning. - Hey.
给你拿了咖啡 Brought your coffee up.
谢了 Thank you.
- 你起早了 - 对啊 - You're up early. - Yeah.
想试试早起 Trying to get up earlier.
我在想 I started thinking that...
我老了 没法永远活着 you know, I'm getting older, not gonna live forever.
讲真 我已经进入人生下半场的后期了 In fact, I'm getting, you know, deep into the second half here.
我想到 And I was thinking that, you know, how, like,
在我人生的上半场里 我睡得太多了 in the first part of my life, I slept a lot.
我在医院的时候 整天就是睡觉 I mean, when I was in the hospital, that's all I did.
所以我就想 So I was thinking that, uh,
人生经历是活着的时候体验的 you know, life experienced is life lived.
如果我从现在开始 起的越早 And so if I get up earlier, right, from now on,
睡得越少 那我就能 and I sleep less, then I'm making, you know,
让我的下半场比上半场更长 the second half of my life longer than the first.
嗯 有道理 Yeah, that makes sense.
我跟你差不多完全相反 I'm kind of doing the opposite.
我想再睡得久一些 把这辈子活完了事儿 I'm trying to sleep more and wrap it up.
要不是 我不知道我什么时候死 You see, except, I don't know when I'm gonna die, right?
那如果我今天被一辆卡车撞了 So if I get hit by a truck today,
那中间点就是26年前 then the halfway point was like 26 years ago.
Pete 你不会被卡车撞的 Pete, you're not gonna get hit by a truck.
- 你怎么知道 - 因为你不出门 - How do you know? - 'Cause you don't leave this building.
如果卡车要撞你 If a truck was gonna hit you,
它得先进门 it'd have to come in the front door.
你说得对 Well, that's true.
但还是有很多方法能把人弄死 Still, there's plenty of ways for a guy to die.
那是 Sure.
那在此之后 一旦死了 And then after that, that's it, once that happens, right?
就什么都没了 I mean, I don't think there's anything after.
你觉得呢 Do you?
呃 我才 才刚起床 Hey, man, I just-- I just woke up.
- 卖啤酒的今天要来 - 干 - Hey, the beer guy is coming today. - Fuck.
你得跟他谈谈价格 Well, you gotta talk to him about prices.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
他把每桶百威的价提了五块 He drove Budweiser up five bucks a barrel.
- 知道了知道了 - 告诉他 - Yeah, no, I got it, I got it. - Just tell him maybe--
够了 Pete 求你别他妈烦我了 All right, you know, Pete, get the fuck off my back, please.
好吧 真爱生气 Okay, okay, Grumpy Gus.
- 不让说了 - 对不起 - Jesus. - Sorry.
- 无所谓 - 对 不 起 - Whatever. - I'm sorry.
这种相处模式很糟糕 你先对我那么差 You know, there's a bad pattern here where you treat me like shit
再道歉 周而复返 and then you say you're sorry, rinse, lather, repeat.
我很不爽 I'm kind of sick of it.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
那你觉得你死之后会怎么样 So what do you think happens after you die?
不知道 I don't know.
如果你是个好人 你就会去一个 If you're good, you go to some place
能从巨逼里喝柠檬水的地方 where you get to drink lemonade out of a giant pussy.
这什么 你说这个干嘛 Hey, what-- Why do you say things like that?
我天 Jeez Louise.
是你问我死之后的事的 That's you asked me what happens after you die.
那是你是个好人的前提下 That's if you're good.
哇 Wow.
我有过这么个女朋友 Well, I dated this girl,
还是在大三 it was back in junior year,
在所有事情搞砸之前 I mean, before all the shit hit the fan.
不知道你见过她没有 Vanessa I don't know if you met her-- Vanessa.
- 黑人姑娘 - 对 - Black girl. - Yeah.
- 见过 - 她超酷的 - Yeah. - She was super cool.
总之 她说她爸爸告诉她 在她死之后 Anyway, she said that her daddy told her that when she dies,
如果她这辈子做了坏事 if she's been bad in her life,
她死后就会去到他所在的地方 after she dies, she's gonna go to wherever he is,
然后他会揍她揍到地老天荒 and he's gonna beat her ass forever and ever.
这个 That's...
是哪种宗教 What-what religion is that?
我想是浸信会 I think they were Baptists.
我在思考我以后是不是也会去那里 I wonder if that's where I'm gonna go.
反正你是去不了那个 Well, you're not gonna go to the other place with the...
有柠檬水的地方了 With the... ...lemonade.
看看这群倒霉鬼 Wow, look at these poor fucks.
- 什么 - 难民 - What? - The refugees.
干 那群动乱分子 Oh, fuck, that mess.
他们宁可淹死或者被海盗杀死 They'd rather drown than stay in their own country.
也不想呆在自己国内 Or they get killed by pirates.
世界在倒退 The whole world is going back in time, you know.
对 Yeah.
而且 现在欧洲把他们放进来了 Well, also, now that Europe let these people in their country,
结果他们还去强奸 it turns out they rape.
显然是一群难民强奸犯 A bunch of raping refugees, apparently.
他们也不全都是 Well, it's not like they all rape.
我是说 I mean...
这种事情发生了 是不对的 I mean, it's wrong that it happens,
但你不能说他们之中每个人都强奸别人 but you can't say every one of those people is raping.
如果人人都去强奸 I mean, if everybody was raping,
那就没人被强奸了 there'd be no one to be raped.
我想收回刚说的一些话 I want to take some of those sentences back.
这些难民之中古怪的一点是 The weird part with these refugees is
他们逃到了德国 they're fleeing to Germany, you know?
他们被集中起来 And then they get there and
住进一个营地 一个德国营地 they get put in a camp, like, a German camp.
- 对 就像过去一样 - 如果 - Yeah, yeah, that's like before. - Yeah, what if, uh,
如果德国人出于习惯 开始消灭他们呢 what if Germany just starts exterminating them out of, like, habit?
他们就 对不住大家 我们以为 They're like, guys, we're so sorry, like, we just thought
营地就是干这个的 this is how camps are done.
- 别说了 - 为什么 - You know, don't talk about that. - Why?
你不知道 不知道到底是怎么回事 You don't know-- you don't really know what happened.
你不在现场 我认识一个当事人 You weren't there. I know a guy who was there.
- 他解放了一个集中营 - 是吗 - He liberated one of the camps. - Yeah?
他跟他的排一起走进集中营 He's walking into the camp with his platoon
看着那些人忍饥挨饿 奄奄一息 and they see all these people starving and dying, you know?
全排人都开始哭 And the whole platoon starts crying,
只有他没有 only he can't cry.
他没哭是因为 他震惊了 He's not crying 'cause he's, you know, he's stunned.
他一滴眼泪都流不出来 He can't get a tear out.
而所有人 都在痛哭流涕 And everybody's, you know, crying their eyes out
集中营的俘虏们 and the camp prisoners
都看着这群哭泣的人们 are all just looking at these people crying
他还是哭不出来 and he still can't cry.
他自觉有愧 So he feels, like, self-conscious and guilty, you know?
开始试图想一些事情 So he starts trying to think about things,
比如他的妈妈和他的孩子 like his mother or his kids, you know?
依然哭不出来 Still can't cry.
最后 他想到了<小鹿斑比> Finally, he thinks of "Bambi."
<小鹿斑比>吗 "Bambi"?
对 1942年上映的 Yeah, it came out in 1942, you know,
就在他参战之前 right before he shipped off to war.
他想到了斑比的妈妈是如何被射杀的 So he's thinking about how Bambi's mother was shot, you know?
然后哭得像个孩子 Cries like a baby.
我正相反 I did the opposite.
怎么说 How so?
我是跟我当时约会的女孩 I was watching "Bambi" With
一起看的<小鹿斑比> 她是个芭蕾舞演员 this girl I was seeing, she was a ballerina.
斑比的妈妈被击中的时候 And when Bambi's mother got shot,
她哭了 那个芭蕾舞演员 she started crying, the ballerina.
我也想跟她一起哭 And I wanted to cry with her,
向她展示一下我也有感情 you know, to show her I had feelings,
但我并不真的在意 but-but I didn't care.
等等 所以呢 Wait, so what, you used the
你用大屠杀让自己看<小鹿斑比>的时候哭出来 Holocaust so that you could cry about Bambi?
很难过 It's sad.
不是吗 Isn't it sad?
哪一个 <小鹿斑比>还是大屠杀 Which one, "Bambi" Or the Holocaust?
当你真的想要表露感情的时候 It's sad that it's so hard
却发现如此艰难 真是太难过了 to show your feelings when you really want to.
- 嗨 Pete - Marsha 你还好吧 - Hey, Pete. - Marsha, how you doing?
给我们两杯威士忌 Can we get a couple of whiskeys?
- 威士忌很好 - 两杯威士忌 谢谢 - Yeah, whiskey's good. - Couple of whiskeys, please.
好的 You got it.
Pete 这是Dennis Pete, this is Dennis.
- Dennis - Pete 你好啊 - Dennis. - Pete, how you doing?
他在亚特兰地街上开轮胎商店 He owns the tire store over on Atlantic.
- 真的吗 - 除非他是骗我的 - That right? - Yeah, unless he's lying to me.
布鲁克林我就有四家店 I got four tire stores in Brooklyn.
长岛六家 I got six tire stores across Long Island.
- 是吗 - 那你肯定"胎"累了 - Yeah? - You must be tired.
你是在亚特兰地街17号吗 Is that your place on Atlantic and 17th?
哦 造假货的那个地方 垃圾 Oh, that place us bogus, bullshit.
他们做翻新的 用他们的价格碾压你 They do retreads, and they'll rape you with their prices.
我就在亚特兰地和福莱特布什大道交界口 在犹太面包房旁边 I'm over by Flatbush and Atlantic, by the Jewish bakers?
- 做洁食的犹太人 - 那你的轮胎是洁食吗 - The Kosher guy? - Are your tires Kosher?
什么 这他妈谁 What? This fucking guy.
- Dennis 这是Leon - 很高兴见面 Leon - Dennis, Leon. - Nice to meet you, Leon.
哦 他不握手 Oh. He don't shake.
总之 我就在犹太面包房旁边 Anyway, that's me over by the Jewish bakers.
需要轮胎的时候来找我 Come over and see me if you need tires.
我不要轮胎 我没有车 I don't need tires. I don't have a car.
- 我的前一辆车还是顺风牌 - 他妈的顺风 - Last car I had was a Plymouth. - Fucking Plymouth?
- 算了 店里请的 - 谢了 Pete - Nah, forget it, this is on the house. - Thanks, Pete.
介意我再跟你说一遍吗 Mind if I tell you again?
你真美 You look beautiful.
不介意 我喜欢听 I don't mind, I like it.
你确实美 Well, you are.
我没见过你这么漂亮的女人 I never seen a woman look like you.
我见过 我这样的有很多 I have. There's a bunch of me.
不 你是例外 Nah, you're exceptional.
谢谢 Dennis Thank you, Dennis.
想再来一杯吗 You want another one of these?
- 好啊 - 好 - Yeah, yeah, okay. - Yeah.
再给我们两杯 Pete 送到那里 Can we get a couple more, Pete, over there?
嗨 Pete Hi, Pete.
见你的鬼 Fucking asshole.
- Horace - 你 你好 - Horace. - Hey, hey, hey.
嗨 Hi.
你怕我看到你的乳头 You worried I'm gonna see your nipples?
没 不怕 No, it's fine.
- Horace 你怎么了 - 我去穿件衣服 - Horace, what is wrong with you? - I'll go put a shirt on and--
- 好主意 去吧 - 好 - Yeah, good idea. - Okay.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi. - Hi. - Hi.
- 你怎么样 - 我还好 - Hi. How are you? - I'm all right.
我得了乳腺癌 I have breast cancer.
什么 What?
没事的 妈妈也得过 然后好了 It's all right, you know, Mom had it and beat it
现在轮到我了 and now it's my turn, you know.
太傻逼了 是我的错 It's fucking stupid. It's my fault.
怎么就是你的错了 How is it your fault?
妈妈得乳腺癌的时候我就该切掉乳腺了 I should have had 'em out when Mom had it.
但我太喜欢我的奶子了所以没做切除 真他妈自大 I like my tits so I held on, it's just fucking arrogant.
总之 我会痊愈的 Anyway, you know, I'll beat it.
- 你的孩子们知道吗 - 我不会告诉他们的 - Your kids know yet? - I'm not telling them.
- 你不准备告诉你的孩子们 - 不准备 - You're not telling your kids... - I'm not.
你得了癌症 你不告诉他们 ...that you have cancer? You're not gonna tell 'em?
- 不 - 为什么 - No. - Why?
因为他们都很自恋 Because they're little
会把这事儿联系到自己身上 narcissists and they're gonna make it about them,
那我还得去安抚他们的情绪 then I'm gonna have to manage their feelings about it
而不是我自己的 但我才是需要支持的那个 instead of my own when I'm the one who needs support, so...
你要从哪里寻找支持 Where are you gonna go for support?
你啊 笨蛋 所以我来了 You, dummy. Here I am.
来抱一个 Oh, hey, come here.
别别别 我挺好的 No, no-- I'm okay, I'm okay, I just--
就是 你懂的 I'm-You know.
好吧 我想说 Okay, I mean...
我能 我能 What can I... what can I--
- 告诉我能做什么 - 你在做呢 - Tell me what I can do. - You're doing it.
- 你在倾听 对吧 - 对 - You're listening, okay? - Okay.
Horace 你有真正的 Look, Horace, you have a real capacity
倾听别人的能力 我很需要它 for listening to people and I depend on it.
一直如此 I always have.
- 我都不知道 - 是真的 - I didn't know that. - Yeah, it's true.
我想这是时候 And I guess this is a good
告诉你 这对我来说真的很重要 time to tell you that it really means a lot to me
你总是在我身边 永远听我说话 that you have always been there and you've been an ear for me.
- Sylvia - 有人吗 - Sylvia... - Hello?
还记得妈妈刚从这里搬出去的时候吗 Do you remember when Mom first moved out of here
那时我们三个住在 and, um, the three of us were living in that--
- 72街上的小公寓里 - 记得 但记不清了 - the tiny apartment on 72nd Street? - Yeah, not much, but I do.
- 我记得 - 她整天 - Yeah, I remember. - Yeah, and she was working
疯狂地工作 我们只能独自待在家 those crazy hours and we would just be home alone,
我们没有电视 we didn't have a TV, and, uh, you know,
- 只能聊天 - 对 - we would just talk, you know. - Yeah.
你是我人生中第一个 You were the first person I
开口诉真心的人 opened up to and talked to, like, in my life.
在那些艰难岁月里 And, uh, those were tough times
我逐渐对你有了依赖 and I built a dependence on you.
我从来都不知道 I... I had no idea. Yeah.
而且 你一直都在 Horace And, uh, you've always been there, Horace,
一直都关切地 you know, just to listen and to--
看我长大 听我诉说 Just be a witness and be a pair of ears.
我不知道 Wow, I don't know...
我不知道该说什么好了 I don't know what to say, you know...
所以和你起争执这件事对我来说很辛苦 And that's why it is so hard to be in conflict with you.
真的很痛心 It's really painful.
就好像我自己跟自己起了争执一样 It's like being in conflict with a part of myself.
我们有争执吗 Are-are we in conflict?
当然有啊 Of course we are.
争什么啊 About what?
关于酒吧啊 关于这地方啊 About the bar, about this place.
我勒了个去 Sylvia Oh, fuck, Sylvia.
谁特么在意这些啊 Who gives a shit about that?
我们真的该把这地卖出去 Horace We gotta get rid of this place, Horace.
Sylvia 我知道你咋想 Sylvia, I know-I don't--
你想卖掉酒吧这事 我真没不高兴 I'm not upset that you want to get rid of this bar.
我不在乎 我明白你什么意思 I don't care-- I mean, I get it.
我不同意你的看法 可是 I can't go along with you, but I do--
这事根本就牵扯不到你我之间啊 That's got nothing to do with... with you and me.
你什么时候去接受治疗 When do you... when do you start treatment?
你知道吗 你之所以在这烂地方赖死不走 You know, the only reason you go along with this shit
是因为你不敢跟你叔对峙 is 'cause you can't stand up to your uncle.
你担心除了这里之外 他无家可归只能睡大街 And you're worried that he's gonna end up on the street.
妈她从这破地方逃出来了 她带着我们逃出来了 But Ma got out, she got us out.
看着你回来这里让我心如刀割 And it kills me to see that you're back here, back in it.
我们现在怎么谈起这个了 Why are we talking about this right now?
你知道这栋楼值多少钱吗 Do you know what this building is worth?
哪怕只剩一块地皮 这空气权 Even just to knock it down, the air rights.
空气 等等这是什么鬼东西 Wha-Air-- What the fuck is that?
- 空气权 这是啥啊 - Horace 你听我说 - Air rights, what is that? - Horace, Horace, listen.
布鲁克林正在发展 好吗 Brooklyn is growing, right?
越来越多人搬到这里来了 More and more people are
但是已经没有地方建楼了 coming here and there's no room to build.
所以有人就买了旧楼推倒重建 So people are buying and knocking down and building up.
这栋楼上面的空气价值万金啊 The air above this building is worth millions.
所以你现在想把空气卖了 You want to sell the air. Yes.
Sylvia 你真要我把话说绝了吗 Sylvia... do I have to say it?
这里是Horace和Pete的酒馆 This is Horace & Pete's.
- 我可是Horace啊 - 卧槽 你不是吧 - And I'm Horace... - No, fuck!
这名字都用了一百多年了 你现在 It's been here for 100 years, you don't just--
- 这里根本赚不了钱 - 谁在乎啊 - It doesn't make any money! - Well, who cares?
所有事情都必须要跟利益扯上关系吗 Does everything-does every business have to make a profit?
赚钱就成了唯一的目的了 Does that have to be the point of everything?
就不能静静开间酒吧 Can't any place just be a place?
就人喝酒聊天的地方 People come here and it's just a place...
这地方就是我们家的一个肿瘤 This place-this place is a cancer on our family.
哇 你真敢滥用这词啊 Wow, you really throw that word around, don't you?
不是 Horace 你要知道 No, hey, Horace, you know...
你来我这儿 You know, you come in here,
Sylvia 你跟我说你患癌症了 Sylvia, and you tell me that you have cancer.
你就站在那里跟我说你患癌症了 You stood there and you told me that you have cancer.
- 你刚刚才跟我说 - 没错 - You just told me that. - Yes.
你想要我的帮助 And that you want my support.
可你现在开口就是空气权 And now you're talking about air rights
其实你就是来要钱的 and that you-- that you want money.
我呢 我觉得自己被利用了 And, uh, I guess I feel a little bit used.
是又怎样 Horace Well, yes, Horace.
我过来这里跟你我得癌症了 I came here to say to you that I have cancer.
我需要你帮助 And that I need your support
我之所以要钱就是因为我得癌症了 and that I need money because I have cancer.
所以 没错 我在利用你 你是我哥啊 So, yes, I want to use you. You are my brother.
你就不能帮帮我 别让我死吗 Please let me use you so that I don't die.
因为要治疗癌症真他妈的贵啊 Horace Because cancer, Horace, is fucking expensive.
太贵了 It's expensive.
呃 Oh...
- 噢 Sylvie你来啦 - 你好啊 Pete - Oh, hey, Sylvie. - Hi, Pete.
我睡了多久了 How long was I asleep for?
一个小时吧 About an hour.
艹 Shit.
这一觉可消耗了不少你人生下半场的时间 Yeah, you're eating into that second half there, buddy.
好了 我该 Hey, I gotta...
- 行 改天再见 - 拜拜 - Okay, I'll see you later. - See ya.
- 拜 Sylvie - 走了哦 Pete - Bye, Sylvie. - See you, Pete.
嘿 Sylvie Hey, Sylvie.
- 我正想着 - Pete 我操你妈 - I was just thinking... - You know, fuck your mother, Pete.
- 也就是说你要操你奶奶啊 - 就是这样 - In other words, fuck your grandmother? - That's right.
操我奶奶 Fuck my grandmother.
这里可以吗 Is this all right?
行吧 Um, yeah.
我不是经常去酒吧 I don't usually go to bars.
噢 我倒是常去酒吧 Oh? Well, I do.
所以 So...
管他的呢 我就是经常泡吧 Yeah, whatever, I do.
- 这里怎么样 说实话 - 应该可以 - Is this okay, really? - Yeah, I guess.
我去买点喝的 你要喝啥 Oh, I'll get us a drink. What do you want?
水就好 Uh, just water.
- 你就喝水 - 对啊 - You're gonna drink water? - Yes.
不是吧 这怎么行 Oh, come on, that's not fair.
我不怎么喝酒 I don't really drink a lot of alcohol.
好吧 Okay.
你好 想喝点什么 Hi. Yeah, what can I get you?
一杯威士忌 还有一杯水 I'll have a Jameson's, and, uh, and a water.
- 亲爱的 拿去吧 账算我头上 - 噢 谢谢啊 - There you go, hon, it's on me. - Oh, thank you.
- 来 给你钱 - 不 不用 不用给 - Here you go. - No, no, no, it's all right.
- 请你喝的 - 那好吧 谢谢哦 - It's on me. - Oh, well, thanks.
- 你的水 - 谢谢 - Here's your water. - Thanks.
话说你住布鲁克林吗 So do you live in Brooklyn?
- 对啊 在布什威克那边 - 我也是 - Yeah, in Bushwick. - I do too.
我是说 我也住布鲁克林 最近才搬过来的 I mean, live in Brooklyn. I just moved here.
对了 Charles Listen, Charles--
- 我这样叫你可以吗 Charles - 没事 大家都叫我Charles - Is that what you like, Charles? - Yeah, people call me Charles.
好 Charles 你现在让我一个人孤零零地在喝酒 Well, Charles, you're making me drink alone,
然后你还让我负责寒暄 but you're also making me do all the small talk.
这样其实很没礼貌 It's kinda rude.
抱歉 Sorry.
好吧 我原谅你了 It's all right, I forgive you.
那 你为什么选了我 So... why'd you swipe me?
你是觉得我很可爱吗 Did you think I was cute?
还是你喜欢我写的自我介绍 You like the stuff I wrote about myself?
你好歹也 Come on, you...
还是说我是第一个出现的 而你什么都不在乎 I was the first one that came up and you don't really give a shit
所以你直接选了我来约一炮 so you just swiped and now you just want to go pound it out
然后好早点回家打游戏 and get back to your video games.
你快把我气死了 Charles You're bumming me out, Charles.
就好像 You're just, like...
你正在毁灭我的人生 you're ruining my life.
好了 你能不能 Like, could you...
你好歹说一句中听的话 I wish you could just say one nice thing.
我觉得诚信至上 Well, I believe in honesty.
我不奉行虚与委蛇那一套 I don't believe in saying
因为那说的都是假话 所以 fake things because that's just fake, so...
我怎么想就会怎么说 Yeah, I just say what I mean.
是吗 你或许该改改那种态度了 Really? Well, you might want to check that attitude
因为从某种程度上来说 那就是刻薄 because that's kind of just mean.
我不刻薄啊 I'm not mean.
你真的知道怎么和一个女生交流吗 Do you have any idea at all how to talk to a girl?
什么 What?
你是个女人 You're a woman.
你是成年人 You're an adult.
我们俩是平等的 We're equals,
所以我们之间一切就该真实真挚啊 so it should just be normal and honest.
噢 好吧 Oh... oh, okay.
呃 所以你就打算喝完那杯水 Ugh, so you're just gonna have your water
然后就来上一发 and then you want to just go fuck?
就这样 That's it?
你保不准还有个室友 对吧 You probably have a roommate, huh?
我有两个室友 I have two roommates.
所以说我还得把你带回我家 So that means I have to take you up to my place.
如果是这样的话 Charles Well, if this is how it's gonna be, Charles...
很抱歉你得盯着我喝一会酒了 I'm sorry, you're gonna have to watch me drink for a while.
而且你必须得跟我说话 And you're gonna have to talk to me.
我跟你说 如果善待我让你特么过敏的话 I mean, you don't have to be
你大可以不用对我太友善 nice to me if you're so fucking allergic to that,
但你必须跟我说话 but you have to talk to me.
好吧 说什么 Okay. What about?
嗯 Well...
你是什么人 你从哪里来 你在布鲁克林做什么 Who are you? Where are you from? What are you doing in Brooklyn?
你有什么人生规划 What are you trying to do with your life?
我从马萨诸塞州的西部来 I'm from Western Massachusetts.
我想成为一名单口喜剧演员 I plan on being a stand-up comedian.
卧槽 Fuck.
- 我出去一下 - 去哪啊 - I'll see you later. - Where you going?
- 我要去和Alice吃午饭 - 噢 挺好的啊 - I gotta-I'm having lunch with Alice. - Oh, nice.
你们俩关系还好吧 You guys doing okay?
呃 就尝试着慢慢来 Yeah, just trying to sort of
一天一天一天慢慢积累咯 just do one day then one day then one day, you know?
今天吃午饭 改天喝咖啡 就这样 Lunch one day, coffee one day, and just...
慢慢地正常发展 就正常地发展吧 just let it feel normal, you know, just build like normal.
那 挺好的 That's... good.
别忘了给你女儿带点大象用饲料 Don't forget to bring her some elephant food.
- 你说啥 - 我就说 - What's that? - I'm just saying,
别忘了给你那胖女儿带点大象用饲料 don't forget to bring your fat daughter some elephant food.
我们钓到一条枪鱼 快30磅重了 We hooked into a marlin, it must've been 30 pounds.
- Marlin 这是鱼的名字吧 - 当然 - Marlin? It's a fish. - Oh, you bet.
那可他妈的是条大鱼 It's a big fucking fish.
原谅我爆粗口了 Pardon my French.
他妈的大鱼 我他妈的不会介意这个形容词的 Big fucking fish, that's fucking fine with me.
嘿 哇哦 缓着点来 Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, easy there.
- 怎么了 - 没事 - What's the matter? - Oh, nothing.
- 你很棒 - 那当然 - You're fine. - Sure.
你知道吗 你的微笑 Do you know that you got a smile...
就像 like...
我从来没见过那样的微笑 I've never seen one like it.
真的吗 Yeah?
Dennis 你该多走出那个轮胎店活动活动了 You need to get out of the tire store more often, Dennis.
好了 你还记得我在亨特上高二的时候 Okay, do you remember after my junior year at Hunter
- 去了中东吗 - 当然 我被吓得有够呛 - when I went to the Middle East? - Yes, that was terrifying.
- 那里一点都不吓人啊 - 对我来说 特别吓人 - No, it wasn't. - For me, it was.
好吧 可你又没去过那里 咋知道呢 Oh, well. Well, you don't know.
你不怕 我怕 但愿你一辈子都不会经历我的感受 You don't, I hope you-- I hope you never know how that feels,
独生女跑去了动荡地区 having your own kid at some wild place.
好吧 那你觉得 想着像父母一样 Yeah, but how do you think that, like, imagine how parents feel
一辈子呆在一个地方就很好了吗 who live in a place like that all the time?
我不在乎 我又不想离开 I don't care, I don't have to.
我也 那几年是我人生中最难过的日子 I don't-That was the worst time in my life.
- 真的 - 当然 - Really? - Yes.
你当时又不给我们打电话 You don't-- You weren't calling us.
油管上有人传着砍头视频 There was people on YouTube cutting off people's heads
然后又联系不上你 我的天啊 and you're not getting in touch. Oh, God.
我们根本不知道你的死活 这一点都不搞笑 We didn't know-- It's not fucking funny.
确实 It really wasn't.
你知道吗 有一天晚上 我就认定你死了 You know, one night, I decided you were dead.
- 天啊 老爸 - 我说真的 - Jesus, Dad. - I'm serious.
你又不打电话给我 You weren't calling me and I'm,
我都在祈祷你不打来是因为你讨厌我 like, praying it's 'cause you hate me.
我就想着 "她讨厌我 所以才不给我打电话" I'm like, "She hates me, she's not calling."
我打给你妈 结果你也没有打电话给你妈 So I call your mom, you're not calling her either.
然后我跟你妈就吵起来了 抱歉 And then we start-we get in a fight, me and your mom, sorry.
后来我半夜醒过来 And then I'm laying awake at night and I'm--
你也听说过那些父母感应到 You know when you hear about a parent who,
自己儿女在别处的死讯 like, their kid dies somewhere else
也不知道为什么 反正就是感应到了 and they just know it right away, so that's what happened.
我当时躺在床上 睡不过去 突然浑身打冷颤 I'm laying awake in bed and I get this cold chill over me
我就认定你死了 and I just knew you were dead.
可我没死啊 Except I wasn't.
也是 我错了 Yeah, I was wrong.
看吧 我真不是个好父亲 I'm not a good dad, see?
嗯 我过得挺开心 所以 Well, I had a good time there, so...
行 Good.
对了 如果我跟你说点事 你能不跟别人说吗 Hey, uh, if I tell you something, can you keep it to yourself?
你不想我告诉谁 Yeah, from who?
尤其是不能跟你的表亲Brenda说 我知道你俩走挺近的 Particularly your cousin Brenda, who I know you're close to.
好吧 Okay, sure.
就是你小姨Sylvia 她嗯 So your Aunt Sylvia, um...
- 她患乳癌了 - 我知道啊 - she has breast cancer. - Yeah, I know that.
- 你知道 - 对啊 就是Brenda跟我说了啊 - You do? - Yeah, I mean, Brenda told me.
她在跟她妈一起去看医生 And she's going to the
强迫她妈妈做了检查 doctor with her and she made her check herself.
她正在照顾小姨 She's-she's taking care of her,
所以你为什么不让我跟她说 so why would I have to keep it from her?
爸 她撑得住的啦 You know, she's gonna be fine, Dad.
我知道癌症对于你们这种年纪的人来说特别恐怖 I know that cancer scares the shit out of people your age,
- 但小姨会好起来的 - 我知道 - but she is actually gonna be fine. - Yeah, I know.
- 我们以前提到癌症都只敢说那C字开头的单词 - 好吧 - That used to be the "C" Word. - Okay.
- 好了 我该回去上班了 所以 - 好的 - Well, I gotta go to work, so... - Okay.
还是 谢谢你跟我一起吃午饭 But-Thank you for lunch.
- 今天这样很愉快 - 对啊 是 - This was nice. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我觉得今天可能是 You know, I think that this is
这几周以来我们相处最久的一次 the most time we've ever spent together since--
- 是啊 至少这几周以来 - 对啊 这么久 - Yeah, at least the last couple weeks. - Yeah, this has been-Yeah.
我很高兴今天能这么开心 Well, I'm glad that it's been positive,
对于你来说 for you, I mean, you know?
- 是啊 - 我很高兴 - Yeah, yeah, well-- - I'm glad.
和爸爸一起吃吃饭聊聊天 It is, it's positive for me
对我来说是挺积极的 to spend time with my dad, you know, so...
- 很好 - 嗯 - Good. - Yeah.
呃 Rachel怎么样 Well, oh, um, how's Rachel?
怎么了 What?
- Rachel搬出去了 - 噢 - Rachel moved out. - Oh.
我 真遗憾 I'm-I'm sorry.
不 是我叫她搬的 Yeah, no, I asked her...
- 等下 是你 - 是我叫她搬出去的 - Wait, you did? - I asked her to move out.
所以是你把她赶出去了 Wait, so you kicked her out?
呃 Well...
爸爸 为什么 Dad, why?
为什么 她对你很好 Why? She was nice to you.
她其实挺适合你的 She was actually good for you.
- 我 - 我的天呐 - Well, I... - Oh, my God.
我以为你要 如果你想 I guess I thought that you-- If you wanted--
- 爸爸 - 我只是想 - Dad. - I just wanted--
- 爸爸 什么鬼 - 什么 - Dad, what the fuck? - What?
你把你好好的女朋友赶出去 Because you kicked out your good girlfriend
现在怪到我头上来了 and now you're putting that on me.
- 不 我没这么说 - 是哦是哦 - No, I didn't say that. - Yeah, yeah.
- 我是想 我是想 - 我的天呐 你到底哪根筋有问题 - I thought-Look, I thought-- - Oh, my God, what is wrong with you?
我这是为了增进感情 好吗 就是这意思 I thought of it as an upgrade, okay? I did.
我想这样你就有地方住了 I thought that you would have a place.
这有什么错 我想让你轻松舒服点 What's so wrong with that? I wanted to make it-you comfortable.
- 我的天呐 - 我喜欢Rachel - Oh, my God. - Look, I liked Rachel.
是 她爱你而且对你很好 Yeah, and she loved you and she was nice to you.
她 她在照顾着你 She was-she was, like, taking care of you.
好吧 我是想 比起 Okay, well, I guess I thought I'd rather
她来照顾我 than have her be there for me,
我宁愿我来照顾你 I thought I'd rather be there for you.
是 但现在谁都照顾不了谁了 Yeah, but now none of us are there for any of us.
我真他妈 Jesus fucking Christ.
为什么就这么难 为什么你想得这么复杂 Why is this so hard? Why is it so complicated to you?
对我来说 这一点都不复杂 This is-To me, this is not complicated.
我在试图 我想跟你亲近一些 I am trying-- I want to be close to you.
我是你爸 我希望你是我生命中的一部分 I am your father. I want you in my life.
为什么对你来说就这么复杂 Why is that not a simple thing to you?
好 那你觉得那样什么感受 Okay, but how do you think that feels,
如果有人这个样子 to have someone going like this,
而我不想这样 you know, when I don't want that?
我 我感觉很糟 Like, I-I feel awful.
我不是这样 我是这样 I'm not going like this, I'm not going like this.
- 你就是 - 我是这样 - Yes, you are. - I'm going like this.
不 No.
我在尝试待在这个位置 我不能在这 I'm trying to be here. I can't be here.
我只是想在这 I'm just trying to get here.
- 天啊 - 你为什么 - God. - Why do you, uh...
- 你为什么花时间跟我在一起 - 我不知道 - Why do you spend any time with me? - I don't know.
我想知道为什么 It'd be helpful to know why you--
- 我不知道 - 我觉得你不喜欢跟我在一起 - I don't know. - I don't think you like being with me.
- 我的天 - 我觉得 - Oh, my God. - I think you have--
拜托 Please.
你知道吗 You know...
我弟可悲得一塌糊涂 My brother is so miserable
我不想跟他一样 你懂吗 and I don't want to be like him, you know?
我试着 And I'm trying...
我试着花时间跟你在一起 我已经试过 I'm trying to spend time with you, and I tried, already,
三年不跟你说话 not speaking to you for three
并不管用 所以现在我试试这样 years and it didn't work, so I'm trying this.
怎么没用 你想要什么结果 Didn't work how? What's-what are you trying to accomplish?
我 I'm...
我想试着 I'm trying to
在想到你的时候不吐出来 be able to think about you without puking.
这就是为什么我出来跟你见面 And this is me trying.
这才是 这才是为什么你花时间见我 That's why you-that's why you're spending time with me now.
这才是 That's why.
我 I'm...
受够了孤独一个人 just sick of being alone.
但 And...
我永远都是一个人 I'm alone all the time.
他妈的永远 我一直都讨厌这样 All the fucking time and I always hated it.
我一直都讨厌孤独一个人 I always hated being alone.
我知道是我自己选择学法律的 And I know that I'm the one who chose to study law,
但是现在我他妈只有那些书 but it's just me and the fucking books
还有那些他妈比书还无聊的法学生 and the fucking law students who are more boring than the books.
跟孤独一个人没两样 It's the same as being alone.
我真他妈恨死这样了 And I fucking hate it.
太 太可悲了 It's just-it's miserable.
即使跟David在一起 我也是孤独一个人 And even with David, I was alone.
糟透了 So... it sucks.
它很 And it just...
它很伤人 like, it hurts, you know?
我觉得我现在要走了 I think I'm gonna leave right now.
好让我们的会面友好地结束 Just so that we can leave this on a good note.
- 这叫友好 - 对 - That was a good note? - Yeah.
对 挺好的 Yeah, that was good.
你做得不错 You did good.
回头见 I'll see you.
幕间休息
他从小就呆头呆脑 From the time he was a baby, he was like in a parade,
搞不清状况 marching behind his dick.
有一次 So this one time,
他在 他在 少年棒球联盟里打球 he was-he was playing, uh, Little League,
那时候他大概六岁 you know, when he was about six.
我是他们队的教练 And I was the coach of his team, you know,
Horace是右外野手 and Horace was out there in right field,
所以你马上就看得出他有多厉害 是吧 so right away you know how good he was, right?
有哪个小孩儿能把球打到右外野 'Cause how many kids can hit away to right?
所以每天 他就站在那里抠鼻屎 So every day, he's out there picking his nose
看着别人打 and staring off, you know?
有一天 他跑到休息区来 And this one day, he comes running over to the dugout
他说 "Pete叔叔 Pete叔叔 我要嘘嘘" and he says, "Uncle Pete, Uncle Pete, I gotta make a pee-pee!"
我说 "你他妈给我回场上去 你在干什么" I said, "Get the fuck back on the field! What are you doing?"
他说 "暂停吧 Pete叔叔 我要嘘嘘" He says, "Time-out, Uncle Pete, I gotta make a pee-pee!"
我说 "就算你要拉粑粑我也不管 I said, "I don't care if you gotta make a doo-doo,
"Horace 你个小王八蛋" "Horace, you little prick.
给我回场上去" Get back out there on the field!"
然后他开始哭 So he starts crying, like...
所以我就叫了暂停 So I, you know, I called time-out.
我去裁判那儿叫暂停 I go to the ump, time-out, you know,
然后我去找Horace 我说 and then I go over to Horace and I say,
"好了 暂停了 你现在可以去放水了" "Okay, I called time-out, now you can go take a leak."
我还能怎么办 I mean, what am I gonna do?
他是我侄子啊 是吧 他又在哭啊什么的 He's my nephew, you know, and he's crying and everything.
我说 "好了 宝贝 你想去厕所是吗" I say, "Okay, honey, you gotta go to the toilet?
你去吧" You go ahead."
他还在哭 我就说 He's still crying, so I said,
"你他妈到底想怎么样 "What the fuck is the matter with you?
你说你要去嘘嘘 你现在去嘘嘘啊" You said you wanted to make a pee-pee, now go make a pee-pee."
然后他说 "Pete叔叔 Pete叔叔 太迟了" And he says, "Uncle Pete, Uncle Pete, it's too late!"
原来他裤子已经全被尿湿了 And he's covered with piss all over his pants.
Leon 我告诉你 全湿了而且气味冲天 Leon, I'm telling you, he was covered and it was all smelly.
你记得吗 You remember that?
Horace 你记得 Horace, remember that,
你在少年棒球联盟尿裤子的事吗 when you pissed your pants in Little League?
经典笑料啊 Leon 我跟你说 That was a killer. Leon, I'm telling you.
小Pete呢 他打球吗 Hey, what about little Pete? Did he play?
打 打 他打 Yeah, yeah, Pete played.
他是最有前途的 He was the best you ever saw.
他高中进了校队 He got varsity baseball in high school,
高一就进队了 freshman in high school.
他有个女朋友 还是全优生 He had a girlfriend, straight A's.
他也是个好孩子 He's a good kid, too.
嗨 麻烦能给我一杯百威吗 Hi, there. May I have a Budweiser, please?
- 四块五 - 噢 - 4.50. - Oh.
噢什么 "Oh"?
我听到你收那个人三块一杯百威 I thought I heard you charge that guy $3 for a Budweiser.
你别管我收他多少 Don't worry about what I charge him.
我不懂为什么我要多付钱 Well, I just don't get why I have to pay more.
你不一定要多付 你也可以滚出去 You don't have to pay more, you can also get the fuck out.
呃 你不能收不同的人 Um, you can't just charge
不同价钱啊 这不 different people different prices, that's not--
嘿 嘿 小屁孩 Hey, hey, kid.
这酒你想拿来喝还是拿来洗澡 You gonna pay for this beer or you gonna wear it?
- 呃 - 听着 你个结结巴巴的小兔崽子 - Um... - Listen, you mumbling little fuck,
你再说一次"呃" 干嘛 you say "Um" One more time-- What?
- 干嘛 我做什么了 - Pete - What, what did I do? - Pete.
让我来吧 Just let me get it.
我来 I got it.
- 对不起 - 没事 - Hey, sorry. - It's all right.
你还好吗 怎么回事 You all right? What's up?
- 他我收四块五 - 嗯 - Yeah, uh, I was charged 4.50... - Yeah.
一杯百威 那个人只收三块 ...for a Budweiser and that guy was charged $3.
我不明白为什么有差价 Just not sure why the discrepancy.
他是这里的常客 He's been coming here a long time.
那是就他一个人有这个特权 还是 Oh, so is that a privilege for just that one guy or is--
- 其他人也可以 - 有些人付四块五 - Like, more people that get to pay-- - Some people pay 4.50,
- 有些人付三块 - 好吧 - some people pay three. - Okay.
呃 你怎么决定呢 Um, how do you decide that?
有什么名单吗 Is there, like, a list, or...
如果他长得像他 就付三块 If he looks like him, he pays $3.
他长得像你这样 就付四块五 If he looks like you, he pays 4.50.
所以就完全是歧视呗 So just out-and-out discrimination?
呃 你知道这有多不公平 Um, are you aware how totally unfair
不应该吗 and not okay that is?
我不确定你歧视哪个群体 I'm not sure what group...
我是犹太人 我是同性恋 I mean, I'm Jewish. I'm gay.
这样说吧 你花钱买到的东西比他更多 Here's the thing-you're getting more for your money than he is.
- 怎么说 - 因为 - How so? - Because, well,
你来这里 你取笑这个地方 see, you come here and you make fun of the place
因为这是间又旧又挫的布鲁克林老派酒吧 你跟你朋友 'cause it's an old Brooklyn dive bar, so you and your friends
可以享受这个 get to enjoy that part
同时你还可以喝啤酒 of it and then also you get to have a beer.
但是他就只有啤酒 But he just gets the beer.
你来这里是挖苦我们 See, you're here ironically,
但是他在这里真的只是因为他住在附近 but he's really here 'cause he just lives on the corner.
类似于傻逼税是吧 So it's like a douche tax?
嗯 差不多 Yeah, kinda.
- 可以接受 - 好吧 - Acceptable. - Okay.
- 谢谢 - 谢了 - Thank you. - Thanks.
我上楼一下 I'm gonna go upstairs for a minute.
- 你好 Horace - 你好 Marsha - Hello, Horace. - Hello, Marsha.
我好累 I'm so tired.
你介意我脱掉我的毛衣吗 Do you mind if I take off my sweater?
因为这里挺暖和的 Because it's warm in here.
我的手臂 我的手臂真好看 My arms-- I have such nice arms.
手臂 Arms.
真是个有趣的词 是吧 It's a funny word, isn't it?
手臂 Arms.
嘿 Hey.
你想听点有趣的事吗 Do you want to hear something funny?
我总是在衣服下面穿比基尼 I always wear a bikini under my clothes.
你觉得有趣吗 Do you think that's funny?
我就是觉得这样轻松点 I just think it's easier, you know?
我要是想直接 What if I want to just
把所有衣服脱掉穿上比基尼呢 take all my clothes off and be in a bikini?
这样我就可以做到了 I can do that this way.
我猜你肯定没想过我是会做这种事的人 I bet you never thought of me as someone who would do that.
- 我天 你到底哪根筋不对 - 什么 - Jesus, what is wrong with you, huh? - What?
我 I mean...
这就是你的幻想 This is your fantasy?
这怎么能是性幻想 How is this a sex fantasy, huh?
我们就是在聊天 怎么 这样就可以让你兴奋吗 I mean, we're talking. What, is that gonna get you there?
不 No.
那来啊 让我们赶快进入到开干的步骤啊 Well, then, come on, let's get to the fucking or whatever, huh?
我不知道 I don't know.
为什么 你在犹豫什么 Why? Why are you hesitating?
因为这很别扭 Because this is weird.
这 这很操蛋 This is-this is fucked up.
这是个性幻想 It's a sex fantasy.
是 但是为什么我不能有正常一点的 Yeah, but why can't I have normal ones?
为什么我不能有正常的性幻想 Why can't I have normal sex fantasy--
我为什么 那些对着网上的大胸打飞机的人 Why am I, like-like just jerking off to the tits on the Internet.
为什么我不能像他们一样 Why can't I be one of those people?
为 为什么我就要坐在这里幻想这病态的场景 Why-why am I sitting here having this sick fantasy
跟我那死去的爸爸的 about my dead dad's...
- 公车婊 - 对 - Cum Dumpster. - Yeah.
为什么我要幻想你说那种话 And why am I thinking about you saying that?
那 那样不对 That's... that's wrong.
因为它很性感 Because it's sexy.
是很奇怪 但是 I mean, it's weird, but...
你就是个怪人 I mean, you're weird.
如果你不能有 I mean, if you can't have, you know,
任何你想要的性幻想 whatever sex fantasy you want to have,
那 说真的 这一切还有意义吗 then, I mean, really, what is the point in anything?
我想这就是重点 是吧 I guess this is the thing, right?
我希望我是那种 可以有纯洁性生活的人 I wish I was one of those people that's, like, has clean sex.
美好 纯洁地硬起来 你知道我意思吗 Nice, clean boners, do you know what I mean?
想着好的事情 想着爱 About good things, about love.
那些因为他们所爱之人硬起来然后上床的人 People that get boners for people they love and they have sex.
在上床的整个过程中 And the whole time they're having sex,
他们都向对方微笑 they just smile at each other.
- 怎么 像奥巴马那样 - 对 - What, like Obama? - Yeah.
- 对 - 嗯 - Yeah. - Yeah.
所以你现在想让我变成米歇尔奥巴马 So do you want me to be Michelle Obama right now?
- 不 不 - 噢 - No, no. - Oh.
不 No.
我 我想当奥巴马在跟奥巴马上床的时候 I just-I bet when Obama has sex with Obama,
肯定很美好 I bet they-it's really nice.
我敢说一定又舒服又纯洁 I bet it's really nice and clean.
充满爱意 And full of love.
而且当他们完事儿的时候 And then when they're done,
他去当他的总统 她就 你懂得 he goes and he's president and she goes and, you know...
为什么我和克林顿就这么不堪呢 Why do me and Clinton have to be such pigs?
我是说 Well, I mean,
所有的勃起都很肮脏 是吧 all hard-ons are gross, right?
你有过 肮脏的性幻想吗 Do you get-do you have, like, gross fantasies?
什么 What?
- 你怎么不下去自己问她 - 噢对了 你就是我 - Why don't you go down and ask her? - Oh, yeah, you're me.
是啊 Yeah.
你怎么知道 I mean, where did you get this idea that, you know...
一定有纯洁的勃起呢 that there are nice, clean hard-ons?
什么 Huh?
我说 I mean...
性本身就很下流 sex is dirty, you know?
很下流 It's dirty.
非常 非常 下流 It's really, really dirty.
又别扭又肮脏 And wrong and gross...
而且糟乱 and messy...
而且 有异味 and, um, smelly...
- 还很坏 - 我射了 - and bad and... - I just came.
真的 Really?
卧槽 Oh, fuck.
天哪 Jesus Christ.
好吧 All right.
你想玩牌或者干点别的吗 Do you want to play some cards or something?
好啊 Yeah.
- 你觉得怎么样 - 咱们出去吧 What do you say? Let's get out of here.
- 为什么呀 - 咱们去个别的地方 - What for? - Let's go somewhere.
这里的酒是很好 I mean, these drinks are
但咱们去城里吧 good and everything, but let's hit the town.
- 去城里 - 是啊 走吧 - Hit the town? - Yeah, come on.
带你吃顿好的 Take you to a nice dinner.
我们 做点引人注目的事情吧 Let's-let's paint it red.
为什么不在这儿做呢 Why don't we just paint it red right here?
噢 不 听着 Oh, no, listen.
我家底殷实 而你是个美女 I'm a well-heeled guy. You're a doll.
让我来教你男人应该怎样对待女士 Let me show you how a guy can treat a gal.
嗯 我相信你懂怎么对待女士 Yeah, I'm sure you know how.
我懂 你得有胆子 走吧 I do, you'd have a ball, let's go.
我知道在海边有个很棒的小酒吧 I know a great little joint out by the ocean.
我们一会儿可以去踏浪 We can walk in the waves afterward.
- 我觉得在这儿就挺好 - 你不喜欢我吗 - I'm fine right here. - You don't like me?
不是 我觉得你挺好的 真的 就待在这儿吧 No, I like you fine, I like you fine, stay, you know...
待在这儿陪我喝酒 Stay here and drink with me.
好吧 我不想这样 Marsha Yeah, I don't want to do that, Marsha.
我不擅长这个 It's not my thing.
- 那么 就回家吧 - 那也不行 我老婆在家 - Well, then, go home. - I can't do that, my wife is there.
噢天哪 Ah, Jesus.
打扰了 Uh, excuse me?
哦 美女 想来点什么 Yeah, doll, what can I get you?
- 能来杯白葡萄酒吗 - 我们没有白葡萄酒 Can I get a white wine? We don't have that.
只有啤酒 烈酒 没有葡萄酒和调酒 Beer, hard drinks. No wine, no mixed drinks.
哦 那好吧 给我来杯啤酒吧 Oh, that's fine. I'll just have a beer, then.
- 好 - 对了 哪种啤酒 - All right. - Oh, uh, what kind?
这儿只有百威 All's we got is Budweiser.
- 哦 那就好办了 - 对啊 - Oh, that makes it easier, then. - Yeah.
那个 你是Pete叔吗 Um, are you Uncle Pete?
对啊 你是谁 Yeah, who's asking?
我想着就是你 I thought that was you.
我们没见过 但是我是你侄子Pete的朋友 I never met you before, but I'm a friend of your nephew, Pete.
- 哦 是吗 - 是啊 他在这儿吗 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, is he around?
在 在 Yeah, yeah.
稍等 Hold-hold on.
嘿 Pete Hey, Pete.
过来看看这儿有个女的找你 Look at this broad who's coming here asking for you.
- 她真漂亮啊 - 什么 - She looks nice. - Huh?
Horace 看这个来找Pete的女的 Horace, look at-look at this chick who came in asking for Pete.
- 噢 那不是Trisha吗 - 谁是Trisha - Oh, is that Trisha? - Who's Trisha?
就是她 我们在医院认识的 Yeah, I knew her at the hospital.
你怎么认识她的 Well, how come you knew her?
因为我去医院看了Pete 你没有 'Cause I used to visit him at the hospital when you didn't.
我们在同一个 嗯 We were in the same, uh...
- 反正我是在医院认识她的 - 怎么 她也是个疯子吗 - I knew her at the hospital. - What, is she a wacko, too?
- 闭嘴吧你 - 怎么啦 - Shut up, man. - No, what?
我是说她看起来可不像个疯子 I mean, she don't look like a wacko,
但是她也可能是因为别的住院 but maybe she was in for something else,
也许是吸毒或者是性病还是什么 like drugs or syphilis or something.
不管怎样 她挺可爱的 长得也漂亮 Anyway, she's cute, she looks good.
- 去打个招呼 去啊 - 不 - Go say hi, go ahead. - Nah.
- Pete去打个招呼 - 我不想去 - Pete, go say hi to her. - I don't want to.
嗨Pete 嗨Horace Hey, Pete! Hi, Horace!
- 嗨Trisha - 嗨Trisha - Hi, Trisha. - Hi, Trisha.
我要上楼睡一会儿 I'm gonna go upstairs and take a nap.
别呀 你干嘛呢 No, come on, what are you doing?
等一下 等一下 等一下 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
- 你怎么回事儿啊 - 去和她说说话 - What's the matter with you? - Go say hi to her.
- 是啊 去吧 去说两句 - 我不想去 - Yeah, come on, get in there. - I don't want to.
我们在医院的确是好朋友 I mean, we were friends at the hospital.
可是我已经出院了 I'm not in the hospital anymore.
我不管你怎么认识她的 你要是不和她搞上 I don't care where you met her, you don't get in there and get her clothes off her,
你就是个基佬 or you're a fag.
- 噢 闭嘴吧 - Pete - Oh, shut up. - Pete.
- 操 - 她有图雷特综合症 - Holy fuck. - She's got Tourette's.
症状为抽搐和说脏话
- 那是啥 - 是一种精神障碍症 What's that? It's a disorder.
- 难怪他不喜欢她 - 才不是 - Well, that's why he don't like her. - No, it's not.
这根本没关系 而且我挺喜欢她的 It's got nothing to do with it. And I like her fine.
那就去和她搭话啊 So go talk to her.
Pete 我记得Trisha 她人很好 Pete, I remember Trisha, she was really cool.
- 就去打个招呼 她长得很漂亮 - 加油 - Just go say hi to her, she's cute. - Come on.
- 嗨 Trisha - 嗨 Pete - Hey, Trisha. - Hi, Pete.
- 你怎么样 - 我很好 谢谢 - How you been? - I'm really well, thanks.
你呢 Uh, how are you?
- 我还行 - 挺好的 - I'm all right. - Good.
- 你看起来不错 - 谢谢 - You look good. - Thanks.
你 那个 看见你很开心 You, uh... It's nice to see you.
你知道吗 我时常会想起你 You know, I think about you sometimes.
我给你打过电话但是你从来不回我 I called you but you never called me back and I--
我还记得你跟我提过这个地方 I remember you telling me about this place
我还很喜欢听你讲这些事情 and I loved hearing you talk about it.
反正 我才搬到这附近的地方 我就想 管他呢 Anyway, I just moved close to here and I thought, what the hell?
我就是要去那儿见他 I'll just go by and see him.
好吧 Okay.
那个 Pete Hey, Pete, um...
我们住院的时候 you know, when we were in the hospital,
你真是一个很重要的 you were such an important--
好吧 先这样 回头见 Okay, well, uh, I'll see you around.
- 你他妈干嘛呢 上点心啊 - 什么呀 - Fuck was that? Make an effort. - What?
她是个精神病 但是她也挺好的啊 Come on, she's a wacko, but she's very nice.
而且不管怎么说 她肯定喜欢你 And anyway, she obviously likes you.
而且你知道的 你也是 And you know, anyway, you're--
- 我是说 - 什么 - I mean... - What?
我怎么了 怎么了 I'm what? No, what?
怎么你觉得她有精神障碍 What, you think just because she's got a disorder
我也有病所以我们就得在一起 and I've got my thing that I have to be with her?
这他妈是什么事儿 我只能和有病的人在一起吗 What the fuck is that? I gotta stick with my own kind?
"你就别想着正常女孩儿了 Pete "Just stay away from the normal girls, Pete.
你就和跟你一样有病的在一起吧Pete" Just stay with your own fucked up kind, Pete."
- 才不要 我不是这个意思 - 我是 - No, I'm not saying any of that. - I am.
合情合理啊 Makes sense.
我觉得你们俩奇葩就该走到一块儿去 I mean, you two wack jobs should go together.
就是别生孩儿了 Just don't have any babies.
我只是说她很漂亮人也很好 What I'm saying is that she's cute and she's nice
她还喜欢你而你已经五十二岁了 and she likes you and you're 52,
你还能遇上这样的好事儿吗 so how many more times is that gonna happen for you?
我和她是在医院认识的 Look, I knew her at the hospital,
我们已经不在医院了 就是这样 we're not there anymore, that's that.
- 操你妈 - 噢 嘿 喔 - Fuck your mother! - Oh, hey, whoa.
说话注意点儿 Trisha Watch your tongue there, Trisha.
黑鬼 鸡巴 黑鬼 鸡巴 Nigger cock! Nigger cock!
我想我坠入爱河了 I think I'm in love.
嘿 Trisha 火气很重嘛 Hey, Trisha, those are some pipes you've got on you.
- 对不起 - 没事 没关系 - Sorry. - No, no, that's all right.
没事 别放在心上 这是个自由的国家 It's all right. Forget about it, it's a free country.
我再给你倒一杯啤酒吧 我请客 Look, I'm gonna give you another beer. Free beer on the house.
- 嘿 我能问你个问题吗 - 当然 - Hey, could I ask you a question? - Oh, sure.
- 嗨你好 - 嗨 - Hi, how you doing? - Hi.
- 那个 你有图雷特综合症是吧 - 是的 - So, like, you have Tourette's, right? - Yep.
那你怎么 So, like, how do you...
生活 live?
我是说 你现在看起来没什么问题 I mean, like, you look like you're doing okay,
但是必要的时候你能抑制住吗 but can you, like, suppress it when you have to?
不行 事实上 我越抑制 越严重 No, in fact, if I have to suppress it, I can't even more.
越严重的抽搐 It's like the worst outcome of the tics,
我就越想发泄出来 the more they want to come out.
这就是为什么我 很抱歉我刚才那样说了那些词 That's why I'm... I'm really sorry I yelled that.
这就像必须得挠的痒痒 It's like this itch you have to scratch and I can only get to it
我当时只能骂一些我自己甚至都没说过的脏话来发泄 by saying the worst thing that I could ever say sometimes,
跟周围的环境也有关系 depending on where I am,
因为你在那儿 我才说出那些话 so you-- you being here made that come out.
- 抱歉 - 没关系 - I'm sorry. - It's all right.
你这么说我就懂了 I know by the way you said it,
你并没有恶意 you didn't have any hatred behind it.
并且 幸好你最后说了"鸡巴" Also, it helped that you said "Cock" at the end.
我也没有被冒犯 I wasn't offended, either.
但是 这平时不影响你的生活吗 But, like, how do you live with it?
比如说 你怎么保住自己的工作 Like, can you hold down a job?
我丢掉了很多工作 I-I haven't kept a lot of them.
我经常被炒鱿鱼 而且一开始为了找工作 I get fired a lot and have to pound a lot of pavement
我四处奔波 to get a job in the first place
因为我在面试的时候就得告诉他们 'cause I have to tell them when I interview.
但是 你知道的 不断摸索嘛 But, um, you know, it's trial and error.
我还是找到了一个不错的地方 But I found a nice place.
目前为止干得还不错 It works out, so far.
我工作很努力 他们也给我了私人空间 I work really hard and they gave me a private space,
所以感觉还不错 在我不发病的时候我必须得当一个好人 so it's not so bad and I have to be a really nice person
来弥补我的过错 when I'm not yelling things to make up for it.
你怎么样我都喜欢 去他妈的小基佬 I like you both ways. Fucking little faggot!
嘿 Hey.
我不是基佬啊 I'm not a faggot.
如果你不介意我这样说的话 Hey, if you don't mind my saying so,
我觉得你真是很有勇气来面对这个问题 I think it's pretty brave of you, the way you handle that.
那一定不容易 Like, that cannot be easy.
谢谢你 Thank you.
她其实没必要这样活着 She doesn't have to live with it.
你可以吃那种Divolactin You could take that Divolactin stuff
然后你的症状就会消除 and then your symptoms would go away.
是啊 但是那样的话我半天都在昏睡 就没法工作了 Yeah, but then I'd be asleep half the day and I couldn't work.
至少没法像现在一样了 I mean, not like I do now.
我是说 这并不容易 I mean... it's not easy.
人们会盯着我看 People stare at me.
他们 他们会觉得我很糟糕 They-they just think I'm awful.
人们训斥我 侮辱我 People lecture me, insult me.
知道我是什么病的人却都是事不关己的样子 And people who know what's wrong with me just look away.
我就会这样 I would.
但是我宁愿强硬地面对它 然后享受生活 But I'd rather rough it and deal with all that and have a life
也不愿意吞下Divolactin 然后什么也干不了 rather than just take Divolactin and shut down.
目前为止 这么做是值得的 So far, it's worth it.
是啊 这些我都做不来 Trisha Yeah, well, I can't do that, Trisha.
离开我的药 我他妈的就失去理智了 I go off my meds, I lose my fucking mind.
没了Probitol 我什么都干不成 I can't do anything without Probitol,
我没有那么奢侈的选项 so I don't have the luxury of that choice.
我懂的 Pete 我懂 I know that, Pete. I know that.
你在医院认识的Pete You knew Pete in the hospital?
是啊 他 他帮了我很多 Yeah, he... he really helped me.
那里真的挺可怕的 It's really scary in there.
那儿是个可怕的地方 It's a scary place.
但是Pete 不会让任何人打扰我 But Pete wouldn't let anybody bother me
他在我最需要陪伴的时候做我的朋友 and he was a friend when I needed one.
到现在他还是不让我谢谢他 He still hasn't let me thank him.
他原来给我讲过百年酒馆的故事 He used to tell me stories about Horace & Pete's
他真的会逗得我大笑 and he would really crack me up.
他讲了很多你有趣的事情 Pete叔 He told me really funny stories about you, Uncle Pete.
- 哦 是吗 - 是啊 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
我感觉就像认识你一样 I feel like I know you.
好了 不用客气 Trisha Well, you're all right, Trisha.
这里随时欢迎你 You're welcome here anytime.
如果有人敢打量你 If anybody looks at you sideways,
我会打得他满地找牙 I'll punch 'em in the fucking mouth.
谢谢 你不用那样做的 Thanks. You don't have to do that.
只是看看而已 It's just looking.
别人看我又怎么样呢 Who cares if people look at me?
如果我这么在意的可活不下去 If I cared, I wouldn't live much.
嘿 Pete Hey, Pete.
- 我能 - 下流 苹果酱 乳交 Can I-- Dirty applesauce tit fucker!
天哪 能给我来杯威士忌吗 Jesus. Can I get a whiskey?
嘿 Marsha Hey, Marsha.
*糟糕* *Hell no*
*我无处倾诉我的苦楚* *I can't complain about my problems*
*日子不好也不差* *I'm okay the way things are*
*我为自己搬一把小凳* *I pull my stool up to the bar*
*在Horace和Pete的酒吧* *At Horace & Pete's*
*有时我会想* *Sometimes I wonder*
*我们为何自讨苦吃* *Why do we tear ourselves to pieces?*
*我需要些时间清静清静* *I just need some time to think*
*或者干脆烂醉* *Or maybe I just need a drink*
*在Horace和Pete* *At Horace & Pete's*
*百年酒馆* *Horace & Pete*
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