我们在这儿讨论什么 What are we talking about here?
你想让我们发布一种加密货币 You want us to launch a cryptocurrency?
你想要劳里·布里姆之外的选项 You wanted an alternative to Laurie Bream?
魔笛币 PiedPiperCoin.
《硅谷》 前情回顾
我承诺理查德 我们永远不会 I promised Richard that we would never
让他们收集数据或卖广告 make him harvest data or sell ads.
我不是说要在这个问题上强迫他们 I am not saying that we will force their hand on this issue,
但我也没打包票说一定不会 but neither am I saying definitively that we will not.
您收到我的提案了吗 Have you received my proposal?
潜力无限 Very promising.
听着 莫妮卡 Look, Monica,
我会采用首次代币发行 只要你肯跟着我干 I will do the ICO, but only if you do it with me.
魔笛币一定会成功的 PiedPiperCoin is totally gonna work.
当然 一定会成功 Yes! Totally is.
魔笛币 0.07美元
这是谁的主意来着 Whose idea was this again?
距离发布还有0天
大家伙 Okay, everybody.
我们上吧 Let's do this.
该拍照了 我们走 Photo time. Let's go.
元老们 来吧 我的新人们又在哪 Front-enders, come on in. Where's my back-enders?
我看到你了 编码怪人 I see you, crypto-geeks.
跟我来 Follow me!
吹笛人梗 Old Pipey thing.
霍尔登 准备好了吗 Holden. Are we set?
抱歉 我之前没用过这个相机 Sorry. I haven't used this camera before.
准备好了吗 Are we set?
准备好了 贾里德 Yes, Jared.
听着 伙计们 Look... uh, look, guys.
我知道我们的预算没计划中那么充足 I-I know we didn't have the budget we wanted to get here.
但现在我们做到了 But, we are here.
终于 我们的辛苦工作有了回报 Finally, all our hard work has paid off.
现在全世界第一个完全去中心式的网络 So now, the world's first, totally decentralized internet
将要上线...倒数五... will be live... in five...
四 Four,
三 二 一 three, two, one.
两个月后
理查德 理查德 Richard. Richard!
理查德 Richard.
你得看看这个 You have to see this.
又出什么事了 What's wrong now?
好消息 A good thing.
终于有好消息了 A good thing has finally happened.
别逗我 Don't fuck with me.
我没有逗你 I am not fucking with you!
来 来 Come, come.
看 Look.
快看用户人数 Look at the user numbers.
等等 天啊 没错吧 Wait, holy shit. Is that right?
我觉得我们的转折点终于来了 I think we've reached the inflection point.
我们成功了 We made it.
-别...别碰我 -好 - Don't, just... don't. - Yeah...
我觉得我们得庆祝一下 Well, I think this calls for a little celebration.
我一直坚信如果我们坚持不懈 I just knew that if we kept plugging away,
最终 我们会触底反弹 eventually, we'd get some traction
咸鱼翻身 and reach an inflection point.
我一直怎么说的来着 What did I keep saying?
给我们时间 我们会重回巅峰 贱人 Give us time and then we'll climb, bitches!
没错 霍尔登 Yes, Holden.
没错 除了我没说过"贱人" 但是没错 That's right, except for the bitches part, but yes.
现在我们的用户增长量每小时有12000 And now, we are gaining almost 12,000 users an hour!
太他妈棒了 Fuck, yeah!
跟你个击掌 跟你个击掌 You get a high five and you get a high five!
-太棒了 -我想简单向我的七位开发者 - Fuck yeah! - I wanna give a quick shout-out
我的七笛手 to my seven developers,
表达敬意 my Septapipers,
你们不管怎样都不离不弃 who stuck with us through thick and thin,
不像嗑嗨 unlike K-Hole,
他们撤走了游戏 背弃了我们 which took their game and totally bailed on us.
一网打尽 一网打尽 Lock them up! Lock them up!
天啊贾里德 你真是把那孩子虐待得不清 Jesus, Jared. You really did a number on that kid.
老天 没错 God. Yeah.
我只是剔除了所有不适合做理查德助理的特质 I just chipped away everything that wasn't Richard's assistant
然后就变成这样了 and this is what's left.
一网打尽 Lock them up!
硅谷 第五季第八集
进展的怎么样 So, how are things advancing?
按计划进行 To date,
我们制造了将近四十万台移动设备 we have manufactured almost 400,000 mobile devices.
这些手机都将登入魔笛网吗 And we are signing them all onto the Pied Piper network?
没错 Yes.
我们得手动启动 Well, we have to do it manually.
很慢 It is slow.
但这也有好处 But it provides an advantage.
他们也许不会发现我们在做什么 They may not know what we are doing
等到想阻止我们的时候已经太晚了 until it's too late for them to stop us.
没错 Indeed.
老实说 Yeah. To be honest,
有时候 我根本看不出来你在想什么 at times, I find it difficult to tell what you're thinking.
我知道 Mmm, I see.
*来吧 宝贝* *Come on babe*
*跟我来* *Follow me*
*我是魔笛手* *I'm the Pied Piper*
*跟我来 我是魔笛...* *Follow me I'm the Pied...*
派比·范·温克威士忌 Pappy Van Winkle?
我不用从现在开始 I'm not gonna have to start
得给我的抽屉上锁了吧 locking my desk drawer now, am I?
你觉得这奇怪吗 Hey, does this seem odd to you?
什么 What?
这几天我们的用户数量一直在增长 So, our user numbers have been growing for days,
但是我们的币值没有变过 but our coin value is flat.
完全没有动过 It hasn't budged at all.
我以为这两项数据应该是挂钩的 I thought the two would be correlated,
至少有点关联吧 at least a little bit.
没错 应该是的 Yeah. Should be.
抱歉 我不是故意给狂欢泼冷水的 Sorry, I don't mean to rain on the parade.
我觉得狂欢是 I find parades to be
威权主义的无能展现 impotent displays of authoritarianism.
这是谁的包 Whose bag is this?
让开 Scoot over.
科林 Colin?
-伙计 -你来干什么 - Hey, man. - What are you doing here?
胡子不错 你在办派对吗 I like the beard. You throwing a party?
没错 如果当初你和嗑嗨 Yeah. Something that you
没有背弃我们的话 and K-Hole Games could've been a part of,
现在就可以加入了 had you not walked out on us.
拜托伙计 劳拉是我们的风投 Oh, come on, man. Laurie was our VC.
是她要我们撤走游戏抛弃你们的 She's the one that made me pull the game and bail on you guys.
于是你就乖乖听劳拉的话 对吗 So you just do whatever Laurie says, huh?
她控制了我的董事会 Well, she had control of my board.
所以就刚刚她才能炒掉我 Which is exactly how she just managed to fire me.
你失去了你的公司 You lost your company?
真惨 Aw. Bummer.
但是好消息是 我自由了 But, the cool part is, I'm free.
所以我才来了 Which is why I'm here.
我这几年一直在自己独立 I have been cooking up a solo project on the side
做一个项目 for a few years.
是一款绝对会火的新游戏 It's a killer new game.
我在想或许 And I was thinking maybe,
我们可以在你的网络上发布 we would launch it on your network.
是个独立RPG It's a sweet indie RPG.
我管它叫"加卢之门" I'm calling it "The Gates of Galloo."
我已经预售了很多 I have a ton of presales.
如果我们把这个放在魔笛网上 If we put this thing on Pipernet, bam.
你马上就会增加八万用户 You're gonna have 80,000 instant users.
-你觉得怎样 -你和嗑嗨撤了你们的游戏 - What do you say? - You and K-Hole pull your game.
那游戏本来是我们发布策略的 A game that was the central element
中心元素 to our launch strategy.
然后真的就过了几天 And then literally days after
一切他妈地开始好转 everything starts to fucking come together,
你就这么晃荡过来 表现得什么都没发生过 you stroll on in here and act like nothing ever happened?
晃荡 Stroll?
我就是正常走过来的 I just walked in here normally.
另外 这也会帮到你 对吧 Besides, this would help you out too, right?
你 你想要帮我 You-- you wanna help me out?
你刚失去了你的公司 You just lost your company.
我正在那边庆祝 I'm in there celebrating,
为了我的胜利 with my fucking victory.
老兄 Dude.
我能跟你说真话吗 Can I be real with you?
我真的需要这个 I really need this.
我能更真一点吗 Can I be realer?
跪舔我仙尿 Kiss my piss.
什么 What?
你听到了 跪舔我仙尿 You heard me. Kiss my piss.
我本来希望你会不在意的 I was hoping you'd be cool about this.
是吗 你以为我会不在意 反戴帽先生 Oh, really? You thought I might be cool, Mr. Backwards Hat?
这样酷吗 Is this cool, huh?
或许做这个 To do this, maybe?
我不知道 I don't know.
跪舔我仙尿 Kiss my piss.
跪舔 Kiss...
我仙尿 my piss.
好吧 我懂了 All right, I get it.
跪舔我仙尿 Kiss my piss.
回见 理查德 I'll see you around, Richard.
天道好轮回 科林 Karma's a bitch, Colin.
莫妮卡 Oh! Monica, hey.
我想着早点过来 Hey, I was just coming in early to clean up
帮保洁人员收拾一下 for the custodial staff.
你什么时候过来的 When did you get here?
-我们就没走 -我们 - We never left. - We?
好了 弄好了 All right. Good to go.
你俩整晚都在这儿 You were both here all night?
我们的货币价格没有跟着用户数一起增长 Our coin price wasn't growing with our user numbers,
所以我们编了一个诊断工具来检查分类账户 so we coded a diagnostic tool to go through the ledger
看看我们的用户到底从哪儿来的 and figure out exactly where our users are coming from.
对 我们一起编的 Yes. We coded it.
你抽的是我的烟 混蛋 You're smoking my cigarettes, asshole.
竟然在加州的公共工作区域抽烟 In a public workspace, in the state of California, no less.
我们开始吧 Shall we?
我们把所有用户 This breaks our users down
按照注册该用户的开发团队分类 by which developers signed them on.
所以这些柱图对应我们的七个七笛手 So, each bar is one of our seven Septapipers.
等一下 为什么有八条 Wait, why are there eight bars?
-那是谁 -不知道 - Who-- who's that? - No idea.
但不管是谁 我们新用户增加 But whoever it is, they are
主要是因为他们 the reason for most of our new user growth.
等下 会不会是其他非笛手把他们的用户 Wait, so some non-piper out there is signing up
一次性全部注册到了我们的网络上 users to our network en masse?
他们怎么会有我们系统的权限 How'd they get access to our system?
没有我们授权的密钥 Without a key from us,
唯一的方法就是偷我们的软件 the only way in is to steal our software.
但没有人偷了我们的软件 But no one has stolen our software.
除了 Except for...
妈的 Oh, shit.
你好 Hello?
靳阳 我是大头 Hey, Jian-Yang. It's Big Head.
最近怎么样 How's it going, man?
他跟靳阳 He's been in contact
一直保持着联络吗 with Jian-Yang this whole time?
是 他们一起玩填词交友 Yeah, they play Words with Friends.
好好 听着 吉尔弗约尔想问你个问题 Cool, cool. Listen, Gilfoyle wants to ask you a question.
不 我不想跟吉尔弗约尔说话 No. I don't want to talk to Gilfoyle.
他是种族歧视 还是个巫师 He's a racist and a witch.
我不是巫师 现在吐了泡菜 I'm not a witch. Now spit out the kimchi
快说我们的网络到底他妈怎么回事 and tell me what the fuck is going on with our network.
操你妈 我什么都不会告诉你 Fuck you. I'll tell you nothing.
两个0 庄家赢
好吧 我什么都告诉你 Okay. I'll tell you everything.
但我想搬回去 But I want to move back into the house.
我想回家 I want to come home.
等一下 什么 Wait, what?
这没什么大不了的 It's not that big a deal.
我是说 靳阳可以住埃利希原来的房间 I mean, Jian-Yang could just take Erlich's old room.
那么 So...
我他妈根本不在乎那个 I don't give a fuck about that.
靳阳说盖文·贝尔森想要买我们被偷的软件 So, Jian-Yang said Gavin Belson tried to buy our stolen software?
对 但在他买到之前 Yes, but before he could,
他被一个叫姚的中国人截胡了 he was outmaneuvered by a Chinese man named Yao.
姚 姚他妈的又是谁 Yao? Who the fuck is Yao?
这个人 This guy.
他是一名中国制造商 He's a Chinese manufacturer
猜猜刚宣布要和谁合作 who just announced a partnership with guess who?
劳里·布里姆 Laurie Bream.
她刚给一个叫姚网络的投资了2亿美元 She just led a $200 million round for something called YaoNet.
所以劳里和姚在生产手机 So Laurie and Yao are manufacturing phones,
然后在我们的网络上注册 and signing them onto our network.
但为什么 为什么他们想帮我们 But why? Why would they wanna help us?
妈的 Oh, shit.
他们不是帮我们 他们在攻击我们 They're not helping us. They're attacking us.
是51%攻击 It's the 51% attack.
-肯定是 -不好意思 什么 - Has to be. - I'm sorry, what?
一次51 A 51...
一次51%攻击 A 51% attack...
我们去中心化网络的妙处 The beauty of our decentralized internet
就是没人能控制它 is that no one controls it.
但如果51%的算力被一方控制了 But if 51% were controlled by one entity,
比如说 劳里和姚 like, say, Laurie and Yao,
他们可以重写针对每个人的规则 they could rewrite the rules for everyone.
他们可以删除我们所有的用户 They can delete all of our users,
我们所有的开发者应用 all of our developer apps,
毁掉我们的魔笛币 crash our coin.
-这可能是魔笛手的末日 -操 - This would be the end of Pied Piper. - Fuck!
好吧 他们有多少设备 Okay. How many devices do they have?
目前 他们占总算力的45% Right now, they have 45% of our total.
-而且还在增加 -等等 吉尔弗约尔 - And gaining. - Wait, Gilfoyle.
你能写个补丁 Could you write a patch
把姚的所有用户从网络上删除吗 that kicks all of Yao's users off the network?
我得重写我们的一致性协议 I would have to rewrite our consensus protocol,
但那可能要花八个小时 but I could probably get that done in eight hours.
好的 很好 Okay, that's good.
那么 距离我们失去 And-- and how long do we have
对网络的控制还有多久 till we lose control of the network?
在这样的速度下 那的一半 At this rate, half that.
我刚去跑了个步 I just went for a run.
我在最后 I sprinted...
冲刺了一下 up the last bit, there.
我张开手掌跑的 I did open palm.
出什么事了 Wh-What's going on?
理查德 这件事你得做好心理准备 Richard, there's no easy way to say this.
靳阳要搬回来了 Jian-Yang is moving back into the house.
对吗 Right?
盖文 你把整个公司的未来 Gavin, you've staked the entire future of this company
都押在签名版盒子三上 on the Signature Box Three.
它们在哪儿 Where are they?
过去两个月非常有挑战性 Well, the last two months have been challenging.
中国人很任性 The Chinese were petulant.
北卡罗莱纳人自以为是 The North Carolinians proved very entitled.
我还寄希望于能在育空地区试一把 And I held out hopes for our experiment in the Yukon Territories.
但当我们开始实施时 But as it happens,
因纽特人出人意料地对劳资谈判特别内行 the Inuit are surprisingly adept at collective bargaining.
但是不要怕 But fear not,
我已经开始准备一个新的计划 I am in the early stages of a new plan.
你们知道有一些 Did you know that some of
最有能力最积极的美国劳工 America's most capable, motivated laborers
此刻正在死刑牢里等待行刑吗 are at this moment awaiting execution?
盖文 Gavin.
你到底生产了多少台盒子 How many boxes have you actually managed to produce?
我们有40部原型机 Well, we have the 40 prototypes,
已经用来搞营销了 which we've been using to drive sales.
-然后呢 -然后 And? And...
它们表现很出色 they are very impressive.
我明白了 I see.
我觉得是通知你的时候了 I guess it's time we tell you.
我们一直在跟亚马逊 We've been exploring the viability
谈被收购的可行性 of an acquisition with Amazon.
我们仍处于前期谈判阶段 The talks are still preliminary,
但目前 谈判进行得很顺利 but thus far, they seem quite promising.
你们想要我为杰夫·贝索斯工作 You expect me to work for Jeff Bezos?
门都他妈没有 No fucking way.
不要以为我在威胁你们 I mean, don't take this as any kind of threat,
但如果亚马逊买下这公司 我马上走人 but if Amazon buys this company, I am out.
我们一个小时前刚跟杰夫通过话 We spoke to Jeff an hour ago.
听起来你们两个在这件事上看法一致 It sounds like the two of you are on the same page about that.
朴雅卡 开始把合法用户 Priyanka, start separating legitimate users
分离到独立的用户池里 into their own pool.
贝基 我需要你把每个敌对设备限速 Becky, I need you to rate-limit enemy devices.
丹尼 去找找重设一致性协议的捷径 Danny, find shortcuts to deploy a new consensus protocol.
抱歉 但我们永远不会及时完成的 Sorry, but we're never gonna finish in time.
用这种态度肯定不会 Not with that attitude.
没错 我们需要立刻添加爆多的用户 Yeah, we would need to add a shit ton more users immediately.
正在想办法 Working on it.
科林 我是理查德·亨德里克斯 Colin, hey. It's-- it's Richard Hendricks.
又给你留言了 Leaving you another voicemail.
只是想跟你谈谈你的游戏 Um, just wanted to talk to you about your game.
还有 你的那八万用户 And, uh, those, uh, 80,000 users you got there.
还有 我要为昨晚道歉 And also, to apologize for last night.
我只是喝多了 喝太醉了 You know, I was just really wasted. I was so drunk.
我们的派对玩得有点疯 We had such a crazy party going on.
反正 给我回个电话 我们 Anyway, call me back and we'll, uh,
我们谈谈加卢之门 we'll chat some "Gates of Galloo."
我们会"加卢"起来 We'll, uh, we'll "Galloo" It up.
这听起来怎么样 给我回个电话 How's that sound? Well, just call me back.
好吗 我是理查德·亨德里克斯 Okay? It's-- it's Richard Hendricks, it's...
谢谢 再见 Thank you. Bye.
-又一条留言 -这不重要了 - Left another voicemail. - Doesn't really matter.
他接下来三天都要与世隔绝 He's gonna be off the grid for the next three days.
-什么 -没错 我刚跟他女朋友通过话 - What? - Yeah, I just spoke with his girlfriend.
不管你对他说了什么 他很受伤 Whatever the fuck you said, he took really hard.
科林去露营了 自己去的 Colin went camping. Alone.
她说他去哪里了吗 Well, did she say where he went?
洛特兰科斯保留区 The Los Trancos Preserve?
等等 我知道在哪里 Wait. I know exactly where that is.
在我的朋友穆丽尔去世前 I used to go foraging for mushrooms
我和她经常去那里采蘑菇 with my friend Muriel there before she passed away.
我可以开车过去找他 I could drive up there and-- and look for him.
离这里只有三十多公里 It's only 20 miles away
而且去那里基本没有警察查超速 and they don't really enforce the speed limit.
去你的雪佛兰伏特 我开车 Fuck your Volt. I'll drive.
-你在做什么 -我在借用我的特斯拉 - What-- what are you doing? - I'm borrowing my Tesla.
-是我的特斯拉 -我花钱买的 - It's my Tesla. - I pay for it.
而且如果我不能及时找到科林 And if I don't get to Colin in time,
魔笛手就完了 Pied Piper ceases to exist.
所以 我要非常礼貌地问你一下 So, pretty please with a fucking cherry on top,
可以借用一下我给你买的特斯拉吗 can I borrow the Tesla I bought for you?
-能让贾里德来开吗 -不行 - Can Jared drive? - No.
-好吧 -谢谢 - Fine. - Thank you.
所以... So...?
所以 我们完蛋了 So... we're fucked.
不 我们没完蛋 好吧 我们只是 No, we're not. Okay, we just...
需要一些新用户 We need a few more users
来给吉尔弗约尔争取一些时间 还有 to give Gilfoyle some breathing room and...
要不给云速算的达纳打个电话 And what if you call Dana from Quiver?
他恨我 每个人都恨我 He hates me. Everybody does.
而且说实话 他们没错 我就是个混蛋 And to be honest, they're right. I'm an asshole.
不 你不是 理查德 No, you're not, Richard.
我就是 Yes, I am.
科林昨晚来了 就在走廊里 Colin was here last night, out there in the hallway,
他走了背运 down on his luck
求我接收他的用户 and he was begging me to take his subscribers.
而我让他... And I told him to...
跪舔我仙尿 kiss... my piss.
-什么 -跪舔我仙尿 - You what? - Kiss my piss.
我说了一次又一次 I said it again and again.
我的天 我还跳了个舞 Oh my God. I did a dance.
好了好了 过去这茬了 Okay, okay, okay. Let's just move on from... this.
我是一个邪恶又记仇的混蛋 I am a spiteful, vengeful prick.
我的天 理查德 Oh my God, Richard.
是的 你搞砸了 Yes, you fucked up.
但那并不意味着你是个坏人 But that doesn't mean you're a bad person.
瞧瞧你 坐在这儿后悔 Look at you, you're sitting here, regretting it.
混蛋才不会这样做 That's not the move of an asshole.
你觉得盖文·贝尔森那样的人会 Okay? I mean, you think a guy like Gavin Belson just sits around,
为自己的混蛋行为感到后悔吗 feeling bad about being a dick to people?
他都意识不到自己在犯浑好吧 He doesn't even notice, okay?
他当领导的时候是个混蛋 The guy's a prick when he was on top
如今发生了这样的事儿 and now after everything that just happened,
他依旧是个混蛋 he's still gonna be a prick.
你...你什么意思 What do you-- What do you mean?
发生了这样的事儿 发生了什么 Everything that just happened. What happened?
我刚听说亚马逊可能要收购互利 I just read that Amazon's probably gonna be acquiring Hooli.
什么 What?
是啊 盖文·贝尔森要滚蛋了 Yeah, so Gavin Belson's gonna be out on his ass,
但是你觉得他会因为此而有所改变吗 but do you think he's gonna change at all because of it?
不 他永远会是个... No, he's always gonna be a...
混蛋 prick.
正是 好了 别责怪自己了 Exactly. Okay, so stop whipping yourself
-想想我们能做什么 -他是个混蛋 - and let's just figure out what we can do. - He's a prick.
是的 盖文·贝尔森是个混蛋 Yes. Gavin Belson is a prick.
是的 我就是这个意思 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
他是一个...他是一个大... He's a... he's a total...
-混蛋 -等等 你去哪儿 - fucking prick. - Wait, where are you going?
怎么这么多人 How could it be this crowded?
还有两周就是火人节了 Burning Man's in two weeks,
大家在测试他们的新设备 so people are beta testing their new gear.
为什么他们明明不是难民 Why would people who aren't refugees
要来这里生活得像一群难民一样 choose to come here and live like refugees?
这不是什么值得期待的事儿吧 You know that's not, like, a desirable thing, right?
活得像个难民 Living like a refugee? Ugh!
这地方对流浪汉简直是一种侮辱 This place is offensive to homeless people.
-你好 -你好 盖文 - Hello? - Hello, Gavin?
我是理查德 亨德里克斯 It's Richard, Hendricks.
理查德·亨德里克斯 Richard Hendricks.
-小心玻璃 -好 - Mind the glass. - Yeah.
又全砸烂了 It's all smashed up again.
你想怎样 理查德 What do you want, Richard?
我需要你的帮助 I need your help.
我的网络出问题了 Look, my network is in trouble.
我知道你内心深处... And I know that deep down, in your heart, what you...
饶了我吧 你不会又要 Oh, for fuck's sake. You're not gonna give me
开始你那充满鸡汤 another one of your inspirational,
为技术而战的长篇大论了吧 in defense of great technology speeches, are you?
行动起来 为创新而战 Stand up and fight for innovation,
那些屁话 that kind of bullshit?
不 正好相反 No. Exactly the opposite.
我碰巧知道一个叫姚的 I happen to know that a man named Yao
把你耍了 fucked you over.
如果有机会让你以牙还牙怎么样 How would you like to fuck him back?
接着说 I'm listening.
我需要你来攻击我 I need you to attack me.
约翰 我是盖文·贝尔森 John? It's Gavin Belson.
你好 Hello.
约翰 我签名版盒子三的 Listen, John. Do we still have the prototypes
那几台原型机还在线吗 of my Signature Box Three strung up?
在线 Yeah.
他们说要送来更多的 但是... They told us they were gonna send more, but...
一直没收到 they never did.
这说来话长了 Well, that's a long story.
-我有时间 -听着 约翰... - I got time. - Yeah, listen, John...
我需要你给理查德·亨德里克斯管理员权限 I need you to give admin access to Richard Hendricks.
贝基 你给最近添加的这些设备 Becky, did you run connection throttling
设置连接限制了吗 on the latest batch of device IDs?
当然 知道为什么吗 Yes. You know why?
我不傻 I'm not a moron.
明白了 混蛋的人是我 Oh, I see. I'm the asshole.
真的吗 Really?
你要现在讨论这个话题吗 You really wanna have this conversation?
你们俩都是混蛋 You're both assholes.
都他妈的闭嘴 Shut the fuck up.
都他妈的无所谓了 The fuck does it matter.
反正我们也来不及写好这个补丁 We're never gonna finish this patch in time, anyway.
等等 他妈的... Wait, what the fuck...
发生了什么 just happened?
混蛋 你跑哪去了 Dick, where are you?
我在盖文家 I'm at Gavin's.
我刚刚给了他的盒子 I just gave his boxes permission
在我们的网络上模拟大批量手机的权限 to mimic a shit-ton of phones on our network.
以暴制暴 A second attack.
没错 正是 Yes, exactly.
现在姚没法达到51%了 补丁怎么样了 Now Yao can't get to 51%. Where are we with the patch?
快好了 但是你也意识到了 Close, but you do realize
现如今我们也不足51% that now that we're below 51%,
我们也没法控制它了 we can't deploy it.
虽然目前我们没法胜利 For now, we can't win.
不过只要盖文能拖住姚 我们就不会输 But since Gavin is holding off Yao, we can't lose either.
他为我们赢得了时间 He just bought us some time.
好了 一会儿见 Okay, I'll see you in a bit.
盖文 非常感谢你 Well, Gavin, thank you very much.
你给了我和我的兄弟们一次反击的机会 You just gave me and my guys a fighting chance.
你是这样想这件事的吗 理查德 Is that what just happened here, Richard?
是的 Yes.
-不是吗 -在我看来 - No? - Seems to me,
是你给了我一次反击的机会 you are the one that just gave me a fighting chance.
你好 Ni hao.
我是盖文·贝尔森 我找姚先生 It's Gavin Belson for Mr. Yao.
你他妈的在做什么 What the fuck are you doing?
这是最后一条路了 迪尼希 This is the last road, Dinesh.
他不在这儿 He's not here.
科林 科林 Colin! Colin!
你他妈的闭嘴好吗 Will you shut the fuck up?
你活腻歪了吗 你个狗娘养的 How would you like to die today, motherfucker?
不 他不是真的在威胁您 先生 No, it's not a real death threat, sir.
抱歉 我压力太大了 I'm sorry. I'm just stressed.
先闭嘴 你听见了吗 Shut up for a second. You hear that?
你希望我们把所有手机用户都删除 So, you want us to delete all of our phones?
如今我们处于对峙状态 Right now, we're in a standoff.
你赢不了 但如果你们收手 我就能赢 You can't win, but if you back off, I can.
我比谁的设备都多 I have more devices than anyone,
我能达到51% I will reach 51%,
然后拿到这个小破网络的控制权 and take control of this little shit's network.
我能插句嘴吗 You know, can I chime in here?
我认为这是个非常烂的主意 I actually think that this is a bad idea, and...
作为让你们退出竞争的交换 In exchange for deleting your principal competition,
我只希望你们的企业 I'm simply asking for a partnership
能和互利合作 between your venture and Hooli.
他其实马上要从互利走人了 他们要炒掉他 Well, he's actually leaving Hooli. They're firing him.
所以我不知道这合作关系从何谈起 So I don't know where the connection could--
他妈搞什么 for fuck's sake.
我相信我的董事会 I'm sure my board would find
更希望互利跟姚网络合作 an arrangement between YaoNet and Hooli
而不是将公司 vastly preferable to fire sale-ing
大甩卖给杰夫·贝索斯 the company to Jeff Bezos.
我提议我帮助你们 My proposal is I help you,
换取你们企业20%的股份 in exchange for a 20% stake in your venture.
而我有个相反提案 And I have a counterproposal,
你们别那么做 that you do not do that.
盖文 Gavin...
我们的合作该如何进行 How do we proceed?
因为 Because...
我们喜欢那提议 We like it.
关掉所有电话
再一次 关掉所有电话
快
伙计们 你们来这儿干什么 Hey, guys. What are you doing here?
我们试过打你手机 打了上百次 We tried calling you. A hundred times.
对 但我要与世隔绝 Yeah, I'm off the grid.
再来 And...
完成 Done.
好了 看来补丁已经完成了 All right, so the patch is ready?
没错 Indeed.
现在 也许某一天 Now, maybe someday,
黑魔王显灵 能让我们真的部署这补丁 Dark Lord willing, we'll actually get to deploy...
太棒了 Boo-yah!
我们刚刚完成了补丁 魔笛手们 We just crushed the patch, Pipers!
霍尔登 你他妈马上把槌子给我 Holden, give me that fucking mallet right now!
-快松手 -等下 这什么鬼 - Drop it! - Wait, what the fuck?
能告诉我现在到底他妈怎么回事吗 Care to tell me what the fuck is going on now?
盖文耍了我们 Gavin is fucking us.
他刚说服姚撤掉他的所有手机 He just convinced Yao to pull his phones.
那他妈是什么声音 What the fuck is that noise?
盖文在做冰淇淋 Gavin's making ice cream.
-操 -对 - Fuck. - Yeah.
-你能删掉他的设备吗 -不行 - Can you kill his devices? - No, I can't.
他刚让他管服务器的人把我踢出来了 He just had his server guy lock me out.
听着 我们需要科林 Look, we need Colin.
我们需要加卢 马上就要 We need "Galloo," Now.
那好 这之后基本都是直路 所以 All right, well, it's a pretty straight road from here, so...
憋住你们的尿 混蛋们 Hold on to your kidneys, motherfuckers!
我们要开启狂暴模式了 We are going Ludicrous!
什么鬼 What the fuck?
干嘛 What?
代驾模式 你他妈竟然让我开代驾模式 Valet mode. You put me in fucking valet mode.
你撞毁了自己的特斯拉 你别想也撞毁我的 You wrecked your Tesla. You're not wrecking mine.
拜托 这模式我最快开110多公里每小时 Come on, that caps me at 70 miles per hour,
功率还被限制在八十千瓦 limits performance to 80 kilowatts.
求你了 你得让我用狂暴模式 马上 Come on, you have to let me do Ludicrous Mode, now!
这件事上我一直表现得很绅士 I've been a total gentleman about this.
科林跟我在一起 I have Colin!
你得再多帮我付两个月的贷款 I want two more months of payments.
多付一个月 One more month.
那好 千万别撞 Fine. Do not crash.
控制面板 代驾模式
轻松模式 运动模式 狂暴模式
这就行了 Here we go.
三 Three...
二 two...
一 one...
我们安排了所有63名出色的系统工程师 We've got all 63 distributed systems engineers
来赶这个项目 盖文 on the job, Gavin.
你要的补丁很快就能完成了 The patch you asked for is nearly finished.
很好 当我们占到51%算力时打给我 Wonderful. Call me when we hit 51%.
理查德 我知道怎么让你高兴起来 Hey, Richard. I know what might cheer you up.
来点冰淇淋怎么样 How about a little ice cream?
快啊伙计们 你们他妈的人在哪 Come on, guys. Where the fuck are you?
这下扯淡了 Well, this is fucked.
我在一个播客节目里听到 高速巡警 I heard on a podcast that patrol men
比你印象中更容易收受贿赂 are actually a lot more tempted by bribes than you might think.
警官你好 Officer, hi.
有没有什么我能做的 能让你睁一只眼 Is there anything I can do to make this all...
闭一只眼 go away?
先生 你下一句要说的话 Sir, I would think very carefully
我会非常慎重地考虑的 about the next words that come out of your mouth.
该死 Oh, shit.
看看那个 Well, look at that.
占51%了 51%.
你好 斯科特 Yeah, Scott?
对 我知道 Yes, I know.
我刚看到了 I just saw.
不先别急 先等一下 No, not yet. Hold on a moment.
互利聊
盖文 Gavin.
现在是什么情况 What is our status?
朋友们 我马上就要删除 Friends, I'm about to delete
亨德里克斯先生这一生的成果 Mr. Hendricks' life's work.
我想你们会希望一起见证这一刻 I thought you'd wanna see it happen.
理查德 这太过分了吗 Richard, was that too mean?
这样 我们开始吧 Oh, well. Should we get to it?
-斯科特 -等下 - Scott... - Wait.
给你 我全给你 Take it. Just take it.
给我什么 Take what?
魔笛手 Pied Piper.
整个网络 所有一切 The whole network. All of it.
只求你别毁掉它 Just please don't destroy it.
我宁可把它出让 也不能眼睁睁看它被毁 I'd rather give it away than watch it die.
虽然我很不愿意承认 As much as I hate to admit,
但有比你更合适的接管人选吗 盖文 who better to take it than you, Gavin?
我是说 你是唯一一位 I mean, you're really the only one
能看到去中心化网络广大前景的人 who realizes what the decentralized internet could be.
我认为这很没意思 可以继续进行了吗 I find this uninteresting. Can we proceed?
是你写的那专利 又把专利给了我 You wrote the patent and gave it to me.
老天 你雇了这市里 Hell, you hired the best
最顶尖的63位系统工程师 63 distributed systems engineers in the city.
我是说你可以让它成长为它本该长成的样子 I mean, you could build this into what it was meant to be.
盖文 够了 Gavin, enough.
拜托 你知道我的网络 Come on, you know that my network
比那些赝品好得多 is way better than some knockoff.
你可以完全掌控我的公司 而不是 And instead of taking a minority stake in their company,
在他们公司掌握很小一部分股份 you could take total control of mine.
你为什么不拒绝他们 Why would you turn that down?
让我们正式来签协议 我会 Let's make it official. I will, uh...
我会签字把我的公司转让给你 I will sign my company over to you.
全是你的 盖文 你赢了 It's yours, Gavin. You win.
好了吧 Okay?
拿着吧 只求你别删掉它 Take it. Just please don't delete it.
我们所有的手机已经都关机了 All our phones are turned off, now.
盖文马上删除魔笛手 否则我们没得合作 Gavin, delete Pied Piper immediately or we will walk away.
除非我先不跟你们合作 Not if I walk away first.
抱歉 但这会让我掌握所有底牌 Sorry, but this gives me all the cards.
我会拿回互利 I get Hooli back.
去他妈的贝佐斯 Fuck Bezos
去你们的还有你们20%股份的报价 and fuck you and your 20% offer.
还有去他妈的签名版盒子三 And fuck the Signature Box Three.
我可以完全重新来过 I get a complete do-over.
蒂姆·库克一直在邀请我去他的早午餐 Tim Cook keeps inviting me to his brunches.
去他妈的 Fuck him!
将由我来主办早午餐聚会 I'll host the fucking brunches.
都是因为这位亨德里克斯先生 All because Mr. Hendricks here
非常善良地 was kind enough to...
等下 这写的什么 Sorry, what does this say?
- 跪舔我 -仙尿 - Kiss my... - Piss.
跪舔我仙尿 Kiss my piss.
-理查德请马上停止跳舞 -跪舔我仙尿 - Richard, please stop the movement. - Kiss my piss.
-我觉得那很烦人 -跪舔我仙尿 - I find it annoying. - Kiss my piss.
对 我们不喜欢 Yes, we don't like it.
你他妈在干什么 理查德 What the fuck are you doing, Richard?
看起来像什么 我耍了你 盖文 What does it look like? I'm fucking you over, Gavin.
-你干了什么 -我在拖延时间 - You're what? - I was stalling!
加卢上线了
加卢 加卢是他妈什么鬼 "Galloo"? What the fuck is "Galloo"?
好了 你们刚增加了八万新用户 Kaboom. You just got 80,000 new users.
太好了 Yes.
斯科特 运行那补丁 Scott. Run the patch.
不能运行了 It's not working.
我们已经丢掉了对网络的控制 We've lost control of the network.
吉尔弗约尔 Gilfoyle...
你准备好了随时开始 when you're ready.
投弹完成 Bombs away.
刚刚他妈发生了什么 What the fuck just happened?
科林 你做到了 是你救了我们 Colin, you did it. You saved us.
不 都是因为迪尼希 No. That was all Dinesh.
-面对那警察他反应可真是快 -没错 - That was quick fucking thinking with that cop. - Yeah.
爽 Yeah!
霍尔登 你他妈给我下来 Holden! Get the fuck down!
莫妮卡 Monica.
-来干杯 -给我的 - Cheers. - For me?
爽 Yeah!
你看到我们魔笛币的价格了吧 You saw our coin price, right?
魔笛币 2.51美元 上升43%
价格升高了 It's going up.
看看那价格 Well, look at that.
来战啊 Come on!
贾里德终于击溃他了 Jared finally broke him.
-尝尝这个 -对 - Get it! - Yeah.
我喜欢你 I like you.
不是那种喜欢 Not in a--
太他妈爽 Fuck yeah!
-对 -你明白我的意思 - Yeah. - You understand what I'm saying.
算是吧 Sure.
拜托 别那么混球 Come on, don't be assholes.
我们还可以继续达成协议 We can still do our deal.
你们仍需要一个美国合作伙伴 You still need an American partner
来发展你们的网络 对吧 for your network, don't you?
我相信我们现在有理由去发展别的出路了 I believe we are now entitled to explore other options.
多谢你帮忙 盖文 Thanks for the help, Gavin.
还有 多谢你的冰淇淋 And, uh, thanks for the ice cream.
我们会告诉杰夫·贝索斯你跟他问好 We will tell Jeff Bezos you say hello.
-对吗 -对 - Yes? - Yes.
没错 Yes.
我操 Fuck!
我们就在这楼上 And we'd be right up here.
我喜欢那投影的壁炉 Love the video fireplace.
对 Yeah.
这地方真棒 It's magnificent.
光线有点太刺眼 It's a little bright.
但我能找到个舒服的阴暗角落 But I could find a dark corner to settle into.
地方不错 It's great.
这些人什么时候搬走 When do these guys move out?
不 我们租的不是这边 Oh, no, this isn't our space.
我们的地方其实要穿过这里 We're actually right through here.
就这里 Here we go.
你们觉得怎么样 What do you guys think?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
这里哪部分是我们要租的 What part of this would we be renting?
全部 All of it.
什么 What?
对 我们每天都有新开发者加入 Yeah, we're signing new developers every day.
这将需要新增上百名程序员 理查德 That's gonna require hundreds of new engineers, Richard.
还有其他后勤人员 And the staff to support them.
法务 会计 人事 政府事务 Legal, accounting, HR, government affairs.
我们为什么需要人处理政府事务 Why would we need that?
为了跟国家安全局之类的打交道 To deal with things like the NSA.
他们昨天打来过电话 They called yesterday.
他们对我们的技术有很多疑问 They have a lot of questions about our tech.
还有关于安插后门的事 And about inserting a back door.
我们可以拖延段时间 We can push back.
跟政府作对吗 Against the government?
-我不喜欢那点子 -我喜欢 - I don't love that. - I do.
你们想看看二楼吗 Do you guys wanna see the second floor?
竟然还有一层 There's another floor?
其实还有三层 There's three more, actually.
这以前都是互利的一部分 This all used to be part of Hooli.
好吧 Okay.
我知道 超激动人心 对吧 I know. It's exciting, right?