别让我们失望 女武神 Don't let us down now, Valkyrie.
-祈祷吧 阿伦 -我全身都在祈祷 - Fingers crossed, Alan. - I got everything crossed.
好了 诸位 OK, people.
传送倒计时 Transmission arriving in...
十 九 八 七 六 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...
五 四 三 二 一 Five, four, three, two, one!
抱歉 我无法抗拒倒计时的诱惑 Sorry, I could never resist a countdown!
-你是什么人 -这是尼尔·阿姆斯特朗吗 - Who the hell are you?! - Is this Neil Armstrong?
什么 What?
尼尔·阿姆斯特朗 第一个登上月球的人 Neil Armstrong? First man on the Moon.
也不是真的第一个 Not quite the first...
你的意思是他不是第一个登月的人 You mean he wasn't the first man on the Moon?
你这问题真是人类中心论 That is such a human-centric question.
现在这个设定里 我就是人类 I'm the human in this set up.
她确实是 She is, actually.
真挺令人难为情的 It's a bit embarrassing, really.
你们是什么人 Who are you people?
外星友人 别管我们 只是带孩子出来玩 Friendly aliens. Don't mind us, just a day out for the kids.
是署长派来的 It's from the Chief!
是吗 是的 没错 Is it? Oh, yes. That's right.
允许我们去任何想去的地方 所以女武神 Authorising us to go anywhere we please. So, Valkyrie?
女武神正在... Valkyrie... is...
用一种新型摄像机 Probing the Martian ice caps
探查火星冰冠 with a new kind of camera on board.
用的是另一种光谱 Uses a different spectrum
探测两极的下方 并送回图片 to see under the poles and beam back pictures.
什么鬼 What the hell...?
天佑女王
神秘博士 第十季 第九集
火星女王
火星 1881年 大概是吧 Mars. 1881. Or thereabouts.
塔迪斯说 那段信息就是这时形成的 According to the TARDIS, that's when the message was made.
不过我们可能来早了一点 Though we may be a bit early.
-所以维多利亚时期的火星上有人类 -不 - So, there were humans on Mars in Victorian times? - No.
那时没有 There weren't.
塔迪斯在地表下方发现了多个生命体 The TARDIS registered multiple life forms below the surface,
这里似乎是搜索的最佳方位 so this seems like the best place to look.
或许有人扰乱了时间 Maybe someone's been messing around with time.
就像《终结者》里那样 Like in The Terminator.
《终结者》 The Terminator?
是一部电影 你没看过吗 It's a movie. You haven't seen it?
我很忙的 I'm a very busy man.
你会喜欢的 讲的是杀人机器人 You'd like it. It's got killer robots.
我会把它放到待办事项里 Ooh, I'll put it on the list.
就算这里有人 Even if there are people here,
为什么他们会花费力气 why would they bother writing messages
在地表留下信息啊 on the surface of the planet?
国事访问 爱国情怀 State visit? Patriotic fervour?
还是涂鸦艺术家恶搞 Rogue graffiti artist?
博士... Doctor...
我看到了 I see it.
如果这里有火 那一定有氧气 If there's fire, there's got to be oxygen!
等等 咱先别着急 Wait, wait! Let's not be rash.
-好吧 -我先摘 - OK. - I'll go first.
你在做什么 What are you doing?!
火 氧气 普通物理常识 不是嘛 Fire. Oxygen. Basic physics, isn't it?
也可能变成普通致死 Could've been basic death!
等下 这里怎么会有氧气 Wait, how can there be oxygen here?
火星原住民是很厉害的工程师 The indigenous Martians were superb engineers.
提醒一下 这里有很多东西说不通 Mind you, there's a lot here that doesn't make sense.
这就像《怪形》里的地下通道 It's like the underground tunnels in The Thing.
什么东西 The what?
是一部电影 你也会喜欢的 团灭 It's a movie. You'd like that one too. Everybody dies.
比尔 比尔 Bill? Bill?
比尔 比尔 Bill! Bill!
坚持住 我们会想办法下去 Hang on! We'll find a way down!
回到塔迪斯上 拿绳子 还有升降装置 Go back to the TARDIS! Get ropes. Lifting gear.
你能找到的全拿来 Anything you can find!
纳多尔 你在搞什么鬼 Nardole, what the hell are you doing?
接下来可能很好 也可能很糟 So this could go very well or very badly.
停下 Halt!
话说 没想到会有访客 I say! We weren't expecting company!
好吧 Right.
双月在上 尊汝敬意 我是博士 By the moons, I honour thee. I am the Doctor.
你叫什么 What is your name?
我知道你们一族很久了 I know your people of old.
我曾是泰松尼安巢穴的名誉守护者 I was once an Honorary Guardian of the Tythonian Hive.
别动 我来干掉这家伙 Don't move. I'll sort this beggar out.
不不不 你不懂 No, no, no, no! You don't understand!
这个生物没有威胁 他可能看起来像怪物 This creature is no threat! He may look like a monster to you...
我没在跟你说话 I wasn't talking to you.
你还好吗 星期五 Are you all right, Friday?
长官 Sir.
你是谁 你在这里做什么 Who are you and what the devil are you doing here?
这话我也可以问你 我正打算问你 I could ask you the same question. And I will!
在吗 Hello.
你在吗 女士 Hello, Miss?
我想问问能否请您帮我个忙 I was wondering if I could ask for your help?
我需要去火星 I need to get to Mars.
实际上是 我要回到火星 Well, I need to get back to Mars, in fact.
然后...这事有点紧急 and... it's a little bit urgent,
而塔迪斯在捣乱 only the TARDIS is acting up.
我想知道您是否能告诉我如何修理... I was wondering if you could tell me how to fix...
我当然能 'Course I can.'
好的呀 谢谢您 Right. Thank you.
但或许我直接操作给你看会更容易些 'But it's probably easier if I just show you.'
印度茶还是中国茶 亲爱的 Indian or China, m'dear?
我...我不知道 中国茶吧 I... I dunno. China?
纳多尔呢 Where's Nardole?
他似乎把塔迪斯开走了 He seems to have taken the TARDIS.
-什么 -我保证这只是暂时的 - What?! - I'm sure it's only a temporary thing
但这意味着这段时间 but it means that for the time being,
我们被困在火星了 we're stuck here on Mars.
你接着说 上校 You were saying, Colonel?
是的 我被派去了外边 南非 Oh, well, yes, I was stationed out there. South Africa.
有一天 我在大草原遇到了某种东西 One day, I came across something in the veldt.
而这东西明显不是地球的 Something that was clearly not of this earth.
一个星际航舰 An interplanetary vessel!
我在上面发现了星期五 算是处于昏迷状态 I found Friday here on board. In a sort of coma.
半死不活的 Half dead.
你为什么这么叫他 Why do you call him that?
仆人星期五 就像《鲁滨逊漂流记》一样 Man Friday? As in Robinson Crusoe?
根据这个 So, according to this
你们一直在星期五的船上 you've been on board Friday's ship the whole time?
对 我们 那听上去 Yes. We were... that sounds... that sounds...
有说服力 Convincing?
对 没错 在他船上 Yes, that's right. On his ship.
我想那一定很宽敞吧 Well, I suppose it was pretty roomy, what!
对 Yes!
-就是这样 对不对 -对 - It was! Yes. Wasn't it? - Yes.
非常宽敞 Very roomy.
但整个 在船上期间的事 But the whole, you know, getting on board...
就非常 I mean, that's all...
记不大清了 也许你们可以告诉我们 It's all a bit hazy. Maybe you could tell us everything.
行啊 我唤醒他之后 Yes, well... after I woke him up,
星期五向我求助 Friday asked for my help.
帮他修船 To repair his spaceship?
-对 带他回家 -他怎么报答你 - Yes. And to bring him home. - In return for what?
这是个好问题 Well, now. That is the question.
-准备开火 -快步走 - Prepare to fire! - At the double!
走 走 走 Go, go, go!
星期五帮我们造了巨人炮 Friday helped us build the Gargantua,
一种采矿仪器 令人惊叹 a remarkable piece 'of mining equipment fashioned
从他船上的武器库中制造的 from one of his ship's artillery.
他保证给我们宝石 金银 'He promised us gemstones, you see, silver... gold...
远远超乎我们想象的宝藏 Treasure beyond our wildest dreams.
所以你们帮他回家 That's why you helped him come home.
以维多利亚女王的名义占领火星 To claim Mars in the name of Queen Victoria.
掠夺它的财富 标记为自己的领地 To loot it of its riches. Stake a claim.
红色星球变成粉红 The red planet turned pink.
差不多就是这样 老伙计 That was the general idea, old love.
但这里什么都没有 But there's nothing here.
整件事就是个彻底的失败 Whole show's been a ruddy wash out.
船在着陆时坠毁了 The ship crashed on landing.
我时不时去上面看看能不能修好 I go top side now and then to see if I can repair the beggar.
我就是在那时遇到你的 That's what I was doing when I ran across you.
-然后呢 -至今没什么好结果 - And? - No joy so far.
这本该是个新开始 对我们所有人来说 It could have been a fresh start. For all of us.
但现在补给和斗志一样低迷 But now supplies are running as low as morale.
我恐怕要说 现实很令人绝望 Things are pretty desperate, I'm afraid.
你说了你们的目的 You've told us why you came here.
他又是为什么来这 What does he get out of it?
-什么也没有 -什么也没有 - Nothing. - Nothing?
他希望找到族人 He was hoping to find his people.
但他没有意料到 But it appears he was asleep on that ship
自己在船上睡太久了 much longer than he anticipated.
火星已经死了 像棺材钉一样 Mars is dead. Dead as a coffin nail.
星期五是最后一个 Friday is the last of his kind.
是这样吗 Is he now?
那你一定知道星期五是什么人了 You know what Friday is then?
他是寒冰勇士 He's an Ice Warrior.
他们是地道的火星人 他们属于这里 And they're the proper Martians right? They belong here?
对 本地物种 古老的爬行物种 Yes. The indigenous species. An ancient reptilian race.
他们造了一种生物机械战甲保护自己 They built themselves a sort of bio-mechanical armour for protection.
这种生物靠甲壳维持一体 The creature within is at one with its carapace.
寒冰勇士 他们可以在沙下造出一座城市 The Ice Warriors, they could build a city under the sand
也能让火星上的雪浸满无辜生灵的鲜血 yet drench the snows of Mars with innocent blood.
他们可以屠杀整个文明 They could slaughter whole civilisations,
也会在花谢之时哭泣 yet weep at the crushing of a flower.
和维京人似的 Like The Vikings.
没错没错 很像 Yes. Yes, very much.
是啊 柯克·道格拉斯和汤尼·寇蒂斯那个 Yeah, Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis!
指1958年电影《The Vikings》
那主题曲可棒了 The theme tune is amazing!
有一幕特别棒 他的眼睛被挖了出来... There's this brilliant bit where his eye gets gouged out...
你回来的真正原因是什么 Why have you really come back?
我又老又疲倦 早已精疲力尽 I am old and tired and spent.
好了 文西 别愁眉苦脸的 伙计 Now then, Vincey. Look lively, lad.
这有什么意义啊 What's the point, though?
老鸦 Jackdaw...
我们挖了几个月 Months we've been digging
现在有什么能拿出手的 'ere and what have we got to show for it?
什么都没有 只有这个 Sweet Fanny Adams, that's what.
是啊 Yeah!
老星期五保证的 全部都是胡扯 What old Friday promised, it's a load of gammon!
-老鸦 -什么 - Jackdaw... - What...?
请您马上去看看 长官 巨人炮 You must come at once, sir. The Gargantua!
她 她找到了什么东西 She's... she's uncovered something!
我的天啊 Good Lord!
看起来老星期五还是来对了 Looks like old Friday came good after all, eh?
真漂亮 It's beautiful.
这是什么 一个墓穴吗 What is it? A tomb?
不是个普通的墓 Not just any tomb.
这是寒冰女王的墓穴 This is the tomb of an Ice Queen.
我有种不好的感觉 I have a bad feeling about this.
这些石棺 These sarcophagi
有时是综合冬眠系统的一部分 were sometimes part of a complex hibernation system.
军士长 把这些平民带出去 Sergeant Major, get these civilians out of here.
不行 上校 上校 你得让我调查一下 No! Colonel, colonel, you have to let me examine this.
我想不行 博士 I think not, Doctor.
这是军务 This is a military matter.
你发现的这个可能不只是个坟墓 This may not just be a grave you've uncovered.
这里可能是寒冰勇士之巢的入口 This could be the entrance to an Ice Warrior Hive.
什么 匹奇军士长 我给你下了令 A what? Sergeant Major Peach! I gave you an order...
这里我负责 凯奇拉夫 I am in charge here, Catchlove!
是的长官 你说得对 长官 Yes, sir. Of course, sir.
做好守卫 Post a guard.
明天之前不许有人接近这里 清楚吗 No-one is to go near this thing until the morning, is that clear?
是的长官 Yes, sir!
我最不想的就是偏袒谁 The last thing I'm going to do is take sides.
但这不是很明显吗 But isn't it obvious?
星期五一直在利用你们 Friday has been using you all along.
他的目的是想回到火星找到他的女王 His aim was to get back to Mars and find his Queen.
胡说 他是带领我们找到他保证的宝藏 Nonsense! He was leading us to the riches he promised us.
简单的事实 你们不属于这里 The simple fact is, you don't belong here.
你们越早离开这个星球越好 The sooner you get off this planet, the better!
不属于 我们是英国人 Don't belong?! We're British!
火星现在是帝国的一部分了 Mars is part of the empire now.
你说的不偏袒呢 What happened to not taking sides?
我是想救他们的命 I'm trying to save their lives!
面对现实吧 这个情景下人类是入侵者 Let's face it, in this scenario, the humans are the invaders.
另一方面 On the other hand,
寒冰勇士有着更加高级的武器装备 the Ice Warriors have vastly superior armaments
能将人类全灭 which will wipe the humans out.
那我该怎么办 So what am I supposed to do?
给你 军士长 Here you go, Sarge.
-非常感激 老鸦 -我怎么没有 - Much obliged, I'm sure, Jackdaw. - Don't I get none?
军衔独享 孩子 RHIP, son.
军衔带来的特权 Rank has its privileges.
老天在上 看看那上面的金子 Christ alive, look at the gild on that thing!
够让人一辈子衣食无忧了 文西 That would set a fella up for life, Vincey.
即使只拿一点点 Even just a little bit of it.
你这老家伙一脑子歪主意 Now then, you 'orrible old man,
别异想天开 don't go getting no fancy notions.
我相信上校一定会公平地分配 I'm sure the colonel will be distributing this munificence
这上天的恩赐的 in a fair and decent fashion,
我们都可以期待着 and we can all look forward to...
一个 to a...
一个美好的 a rosy...
未来 future...
长官 Sarge?!
老鸦 你干了什么 Jackdaw! What have you done?
从医务室拿的镇静剂 A quietner from the infirmary.
明早他就又会活蹦乱跳了 He'll be as right as ninepence come dawn.
-到那时我就跑路了 -跑路 - But by then, I'll be gone. - Gone?
去哪儿 Gone where?
你忘了我们被困在火星上了吗 Case you've forgotten, we're marooned on ruddy Mars!
小子 我知道的比你多 You don't know what I know, son.
凯奇拉夫上尉一直在秘密修复飞船 Captain Catchlove's further on with his repairs than he's let on.
没错老伙计 老鸦要回家了 Oh, yes, my old love, Jackdaw's going home,
但这次可是衣锦还乡 but this time, he'll be minted!
快过来搭把手 Come on. Give us a hand.
好吧 Right!
帮我看着点 Keep an eye out, will you?
我才不跟你搅和 老鸦 Nah, you ain't getting me involved in this lark, Jackdaw!
是男人就别怕 Go on! Be a sport!
我保证会有你的份 You'll get your share of the rhino, I promise!
*世界一成不变* *It's the same the whole world over...*
*穷人挨饿受骂* *It's the poor what gets the blame...*
*富人纸醉金迷* *It's the rich what gets the pleasure
*都是什么世道* *Ain't it all a bleedin' shame!*
有人来了 老鸦 Someone's coming, Jackdaw!
我们会被罚死的 We'll ruddy swing for this!
老鸦 Jackdaw!
快点 别惹事 Come on, mate. Don't muck about...
老鸦 Jackdaw?
你是哪来的肉虫子 What manner of fleshy worm are you?
说话 Speak.
这到底 What the hell...?
这举动 很不明智 That was...unwise.
陛下 Your Majesty.
双月在上 尊汝敬意 伊拉克萨 By the moons, I honour thee, Iraxxa.
我的女王 我的君主 My Empress! My Queen!
我的卫士 My Sentinel.
你遵守了你的承诺 You have fulfilled your pledge.
我已被复活 I am resurrected!
请原谅我 陛下 Forgive me, Majesty,
但我们沉睡的时间比预计的要久 but we have slept longer than anticipated.
陛下 据我计算 By my calculations, Majesty,
我们已沉睡了五千年 we have slept for 5,000 years.
五千年 5,000 years?
快点 行动起来 Jump to it! Move!
怎么了 怎么回事 星期五 What the devil? What the hell's going on here, Friday?
上校 让我去和他们谈 Colonel, let me speak to them.
我可以做到 我可以应付这事 I can do this. I can sort this out.
这到底是谁 Who the devil is this?
她是伊拉克萨 She is Iraxxa,
火星女王 Empress of Mars.
去她的女王 你以为这样就可以 The deuce she is! And you think you can just go about
随心所欲地杀我的人是吗 女士 slaughtering my men willy-nilly, do you, madam?
"你的人" "Your men"?
那个粉色的玩意儿说什么 What does the pink thing say?
粉色的玩意儿 Pink thing?!
军士长 准备战斗 Sergeant Major, call to arms!
不 别 等等 凯奇拉夫 等一下 No! No! Wait, Catchlove! Wait!
士可杀不可辱 以血还血 Honour must be satisfied. An eye for an eye!"
这里我说了算 I am in command here!
好了 All right.
双月在上 尊汝敬意 By the moons, I honour thee.
我是博士 I'm the Doctor...
我请求和谈 and I beg leave to intercede.
-你竟知晓我族 -是的 - You know my race? -I do.
我为这些原始人请求宽恕 And I ask mercy for these primitives.
"原始人" "Primitives"?!
陛下 你所熟知的世界已经死了 Majesty, the world you knew is dead.
大气已经蒸发得所剩无几了 The atmosphere has all but evaporated.
星球表面毫无生机 The surface is lifeless.
如果还有其他人在此沉睡 If there are others who sleep here,
没有帮助 他们是无法在火星上存活的 they cannot survive on Mars without help.
若想存活 你们必须合作 You must cooperate if you are to survive.
他所言不虚 陛下 He speaks the truth, Majesty.
我们曾为之奋战的 早已归于尘土 The war, all that we fought for, is less than the dust now.
还有你 And you!
女人 Female.
你怎么说 What do you say?
我 Me?
我们都身处...聒噪的男人中间 We are both surrounded by... noisy males.
我愿尊重你的意见 I would value your opinion.
是啊 好吧 Yeah, yeah, yeah, er...
他们没有骗你 They're not lying to you.
今天不该再死人了 There's no need for anyone else to die today.
这些人类救了他的性命 The humans saved his life.
此言属实吗 Is this true?
他的冷冻仓受损了 他们救了他 His cryogenic cell was damaged. They saved him.
还把他当做宠物 And made him their pet!
我必须虚与委蛇 陛下 It was necessary to dissemble, Majesty.
我一心想着您的复苏 I thought only of your resurrection.
那是我的策略 It was a tactical decision.
寒冰勇士理当发号施令 An Ice Warrior's duty is to command!
举枪 Present!
伊拉克萨 听我说 Iraxxa, listen to me!
你曾统治的火星已不复存在 The Mars you ruled is gone!
但不要以这种方式结束 But don't let it end this way!
奋战没有错 Fight, yes,
但应该为未来而战 but for the future.
而非为消逝的过往而战 Not a dead past.
-你个白痴 -抱歉 长官 - You bloody fool! - Sorry, sir!
放下 放下枪 别动 Down! Put your gun down. Halt!
陛下 您还好吧 Your Majesty, are you all right?
你为这些生物请求宽恕 You ask for mercy for these creatures?
确实 Indeed.
我就许他们宽恕 Then I grant it.
谢谢 Thank you.
他们会死得... They will die...
很快 quickly.
不要 上校 带你的人离开这里 No! Colonel! Get your men out of here!
上校 Colonel!
撤退 撤退 Retreat! Retreat!
凯奇拉夫 听我说 Catchlove, listen to me!
妥协让步是你们唯一的机会 Your only chance is to come to terms.
我们有巨人炮 We have the Gargantua!
-上膛瞄准了吗 中士 -是 长官 - Is she primed and aimed, Sergeant? - Yes, sir!
不 我不允许 这不是武器 No, no, I forbid you, that is not a weapon!
不允许 你不允许 Forbid? You forbid
你们闹够了没有 This farce has gone on long enough!
武器准备 Arms at the ready!
不 不要开火 天啊 No! No! Don't shoot! For god's sake.
放下 把枪放下 Down! Put your guns down!
怎么回事 What the devil?
这足以拖延他们一阵子 That will hold them!
我们马上要开战了 We're about to go to war,
所以是时候让你们知道真相 so it's time you knew the truth.
大家听我说 Listen to me, men!
上校并不是他声称的那样 The Colonel is not what he appears!
伊散德尔瓦纳战役的英雄 The hero of Isandlwana.
给他们看看你有名的伤口 上校 Show them your famous wound, Colonel.
-不 不 求你 不要 -给他们看 - No, no. No, please! No, please... - Show them!
绞索的伤痕 The mark of a rope!
当你们在为女王和国家奋战的时候 While you were fighting for Queen and country,
这位上校正在监狱里面等待判刑 the Colonel here was dancing the Newgate polka!
这个绞索的伤痕 This is the mark of the rope
正是由于他叛逃绞刑失败所留下的 that failed to hang him for desertion!
他们判了他绞刑 但却没有完成 They tried to hang him, but they bungled it.
他就是个纸老虎 根本不配指挥我们 He's a paper tiger. Not fit to command!
听着 谁来领导这个愚蠢的远征根本不重要 Look, it doesn't matter who's in charge of your stupid expedition!
你们根本不是寒冰勇士的对手 You don't stand a chance against the Ice Warriors!
-什么 那两个人 -还有更多 蠢货 - What, all two of 'em? - There'll be more, you idiot!
整个巢穴已经开始复活 The Hive is active.
你还不明白吗 Don't you see?
他们会全力以赴来保护他们的家园 They'll do anything to defend their home planet.
好吧 我敢说那几只用两条腿走路的鳄鱼 Well, I dare say the British Army
根本比不上我们英军 is more than a match for a bunch of upright crocodiles.
-军士长 -长官 - Sergeant Major! - Sir?
接下来听我号令 I'm assuming command.
把上校关进禁闭室 Take the Colonel and put him in the brig.
军士长匹奇 我下了命令 Sergeant Major Peach, I gave you an order.
好的 长官 Very good, sir.
士兵 Private!
请走这边 长官 If you'd be so good as to come this way, sir?
最后再说一遍 Oh, and for the last time,
我不想再看到这几个古怪的人 get these wretched people out of my sight.
把他们也关进去 这不是平民该待的地方 Put them in the brig, too. There's no room for civilians here.
这事没完 凯奇拉夫 This isn't over, Catchlove.
确实没有 No. It ain't.
尤其现在是由内维尔·凯奇拉夫做主 Not now Neville Catchlove's in charge!
你会后悔的 You'll regret this!
几个小时后 你就会来跪求帮助 In a couple of hours, you'll be begging for help!
复活我所有的寒冰勇士需要时间 It will take time to revive all my Warriors.
但已经被唤醒的寒冰勇士 But perhaps enough are awoken
已经足够去进攻了 to go on the offensive.
如果那两个东西出来了 If either of those creatures get out of there,
就准备吃枪子吧 we'll be ready for them.
是的 长官 Yes, sir.
继续 军士长 Carry on, Sergeant Major.
不会让你失望的 长官 We won't let you down, sir.
他们没有撤离 There's no setting for wood!
为什么他们还是没有撤离 Why is there still no setting for wood?!
但是 你有计划了吗 But... you've got a plan?
是的 我当然有计划了 Yes, of course, I've got a plan.
我满脑子计划 我为计划而生 I'm all plans. I'm MADE of plans!
你们两个到底是谁 Who the deuce are you two, really?
你们那么谈论我们 好像我们是不同种族 You speak of us as though we're a different species.
你们似乎很了解这些...寒冰勇士 You seem to know all about these... these Ice Warriors.
你们似乎了解很多事 You seem to know a lot about most things.
-我们算是警察 -别自作主张 - Well, we're sort of police. - Speak for yourself!
怎么 你可以接受绿色大火星人和火箭飞船 What, you can deal big green Martians and...and...rocket ships,
却不能接受我们是警察吗 but you can't deal with us being the police?
不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no...
只是这想法太奇幻了 It's just such a fanciful notion.
女人居然在警察局任职 A woman in the police force...!
你给我听好了 Listen, yeah,
我会体谅 I'm going to make allowances
你的维多利亚时代态度 因为... for your Victorian attitudes because...
你确实就是维多利亚时代的人 well, you actually are Victorian...
但 好吧 But... anyway!
你当了逃兵这事是真的吗 Is it true? You deserted?
为什么 Why?
怯懦 Oh, cowardice.
只是怯懦 Simple cowardice.
我原以为我有勇气指挥 伯茨小姐 I thought I had it in me to command, Miss Potts,
但到了紧要关头 我退缩了 but when push came to shove, I... I flunked it.
擅离岗位 Deserted my post.
凯奇拉夫是唯一一个知道的 他极力压榨我 Catchlove was the only one who knew and he's bled me dry.
本该是我们所有人全新的开始 Could have been a fresh start, for all of us.
-外面情况怎么样 -一片平静 - How's it looking out there? - All quiet.
此时惯常的说法应该是"太平静了" It's traditional, at this point, to say, "too quiet".
我一直很喜欢上校 他看着像一个正直的人 Always liked the colonel, I did. Seemed a decent chap.
我们现在得听上尉的命令了 孩子 Well, we must take orders from the captain now, son.
他们就是规矩 Them's the rules.
长官 Sir.
天啊 长官 Blimey, Sarge.
这很奇异 不是吗 This is a queer 'un, ain't it?
讲给孩子听的好料 这可是火星人啊 Something to tell your kids. I mean...Martians...?!
见到他时只需 You just face front and mark your man
朝着他瞄准 文西小伙 when you see him, Vincey lad.
别管是不是火星人 Martian or no Martian.
我等着讲给艾丽丝听 Wait till Alice hears all this.
定婚期了吗 孩子 Set a date, have you, son?
你和你的艾丽丝 You and your Alice?
还没 我想赚够足够积蓄让我们生活舒适 Not yet. I want to have enough put by to make us comfy.
然后我们就会在老家那个螺旋尖顶的 And then we'll get married in that little church
小教堂结婚 with the twisted spire back home.
就在河边 Down by the river.
那里满眼绿色 长官 很美 It's so green there, Sarge. It's beautiful.
我想念树木和草地 I miss the trees and the grass!
我这一生再也不想见到红色了 I never want to see red again in all my puff.
我只想看到... I just want to see...
天啊 他们究竟是怎么绕到我们后面的 How, in God's name, did they get behind us?!
转向 Turn it!
快转向 天啊 转90度 Turn it, for God's sake, 90 degrees!
不行 长官 我们需要更多人手 It won't work, sir, we need more men!
凯奇拉夫 这是毫无意义的屠杀 Catchlove, this is senseless slaughter!
举枪 Present!
开火 Fire!
加油伙计们 他们只有三个人 Come on, lads! There's only three of them.
不可再沉睡 我的战士们 Sleep no more, my Warriors!
醒来吧 时间到了 Sleep no more, it is time!
博士 怎么办 这里没有出路 Doctor, what do we do? There's no way out.
关闭隘口 Close the gap!
撤退 撤退 快跑 Retreat! Retreat! Run for it!
长官 我们怎么办 Sir! What do we do?
仗打成这样 去你们的吧 Oh, sod this for a game of soldiers.
星期五 Friday?
博士 我们得合作 Doctor, we must work together.
起来吧 我的寒冰勇士们 Rise, my Ice Warriors!
起来吧 Rise!
重新整队 Regroup!
等等 你要去哪 wait wait! Where are you going?
很抱歉博士 No no no, I'm sorry, Doctor.
极度恐慌 情不自禁 Blue funk. Can't help it.
我不行 很抱歉 I can't do it! I'm sorry!
我需要人帮忙分散注意力 I need a distraction.
有我 You got one.
祝好运 Good luck!
女王大姐 Queenie!
我们谈谈 Let's talk!
女人对女人 Woman-to-woman!
你之前很重视我的意见 You valued my opinion before.
或许是的 Perhaps.
但这是战争 But this is war.
为什么 为什么非得开战呢 Why? Why does it have to be war?
陛下 她是对的 Your Majesty, she's right.
看来你已经找到了新盟友 You have forged a new alliance, I see.
我们可以共存 We can stand together.
太迟了 It's too late.
火星独一无二 Mars stands alone!
我们很强大 We are strong.
很快 我所有的战士都将苏醒 Soon, all my warriors will wake.
我们无需协助 We do not require assistance!
陛下 Your Majesty!
陛下 Oh, Your Majesty!
如果我是你 就不会那么做 I wouldn't do that if I were you.
退下 不然我就开火了 Stand down. Or I'll fire.
对什么开火 Fire at what?
地理从来不是我的强项 Well, geography was never my strong suit,
但我们是在火星的北极点下吧 but aren't we underneath Mars's north pole?
我们头上是千百万吨的冰雪 Over our heads, millions of tonnes of snow and ice.
只需要巨人炮从这里精准一炸 One good blast from the Gargantua here
你的军队就会永世葬于冰雪之下 and your army would be on ice forever.
被困在永恒的冬天里 Trapped in an eternal winter
就像... Like...
就像《冰雪奇缘》 Like Frozen!
是一部电影 It's a movie.
你同时也会毁掉自己 You would destroy yourself at the same time!
那代价是值得的 不是吗 That's a price worth paying, isn't it?
简单选择 伊拉克萨 最古老的桥段 It's a simple choice, Iraxxa, the oldest one in the book.
我们必须共同生存 We must live together.
或者一起灭亡 Or die together.
你敢动我 You dare to touch me?
是的亲爱的 我敢 Yes, my dear. I do.
不要 队长 不要把事情搞砸 Don't do this, Captain! Don't mess this up.
没得选择 老伙计 No choice, old boy.
我突然想到我启动飞船时 You see, I suddenly remembered I need a bit of a hand
得需要一个帮手 getting that ruddy ship off the ground.
谁能比寒冰女王更适合这个角色呢 And who better to ask than the Ice Queen herself?
让你的跟班们退下 女王 让他们退下 Call off your dogs, Your Majesty. Call them off!
好多了 That's better.
当然我得炸掉电梯 Course, I will have to dynamite the lifts
来阻止你们跟上来 但 to stop you following, but...
战争就是地狱啊 不是吗 Well, war is hell, what?
如果你想走 我能帮你 If you want to escape, I can help.
但别伤害伊拉克萨和她的子民 别再添乱了 Just leave Iraxxa with her people. Don't mess this up.
谢谢你 博士 Thank you, Doctor.
但是 But, um...
我想我更喜欢我的计划 I think I prefer my plan.
先生们 Gentlemen!
能够非常短暂地指挥你们是我的荣幸 It's been a privilege - however brief - to command you.
但天下没有不散的筵席 But all good things come to an end.
这位上尉 请你注意一下 I think you'll find, Captain...
在这儿我才是指挥者 That I am in command here.
你放弃战术优势 牺牲掉了你们的一员 You sacrificed one of your own without tactical advantage...?
我不是牺牲他 我处决了他 No, I didn't sacrifice him. I executed him.
你想让我免你一死吗 Do you now expect your life to be spared?
不不不 我想要被处决 No, no, no! I expect it to be taken.
我自愿被处决 And I give it willingly.
不等一下 博士 快阻止他 No. No, wait, stop this! Doctor, stop him!
很久之前 我因临阵脱逃被处以绞刑 Some time ago, I was hanged for cowardice.
处决的时间比我想象中要久 The execution took longer than expected
我醒悟到我并没有好好利用我的人生 and I fear I have not used my time well.
如果你能完成他们未竟的事情 I should be happy for you to complete the work
我会很高兴的 they failed to do so long ago.
我的荣幸 It will be a pleasure.
-请不要这么做 -比尔 安静 - No, please, don't do this. - Bill, quiet!
他救了你 He saved your life!
女王陛下 我有一个不情之请 Your Majesty, I have a request, if that may be permitted.
请说 Speak!
那个人已经不是我们的一员了 That man was not one of us.
请不要依据他的残忍和我的懦弱来定义人类 Please, do notjudge mankind by his cruelty or indeed by my cowardice.
请饶恕我的朋友和我的世界 Spare my friends and my world.
你的请求值得赞誉 战士 Your request does you credit, soldier.
我会考虑的 It will be considered.
天佑女王 God save the Queen.
天佑女王 God save the Queen!
你将死得光荣 死得英勇 You will die with honour, with bravery,
为了你发誓保护的人而牺牲自己 and in the service of those you have sworn to protect...
谢谢 你不知道这对我有多重要 谢谢 Thank you. You don't know what that means. Thank you...
但不是今天 But not today.
在战场上 战士 In battle, soldier.
死在战场上才是一位战士该有的归宿 To die in battle is the way of the warrior.
向我和我的世界效忠 Pledge your allegiance to me and my world,
我会保证你有这样的机会 and I will ensure you have the opportunity.
我效忠于您 My life and my service are yours.
至死方休 To the end.
至死方休 我的朋友 To the death, my friend,
至死方休 to the death.
-你早就知道会这样 -改不掉的老毛病 - You knew that would happen. - Always been my problem.
什么 What?
老是像战士一样思考 Thinking like a warrior.
正在发送
好了 我发了一种循环电子邮件 There we are. I've sent out a sort of round-robin e-mail.
如果一切顺利的话 All being well,
很快就能和第一智能太空行走系统 the first intelligent, space-going system
取得联系 will be in touch fairly soon.
谢谢你 博士 Thank you, Doctor.
火星已死 但是寒冰勇士将会永存 Mars is dead, but the Ice Warriors will live on.
-他们能做到吗 -能 - Will they make it? - Oh, yes.
实际上 这可能是火星黄金时代的开始 In fact, this might be the beginning of the Martian Golden Age.
收到了吗 火星 收到了吗 'Are you receiving us? Mars, are you receiving?'
我是伊拉克萨 火星女王 This is Iraxxa, Queen Empress of Mars.
太好了 我们已经收到了你们的具体位置 'Ah, excellent! We have received details of your situation.
我们马上派一支舰队去支援你 'We would be happy to send a fleet to your aid at once.
如果能做个地标来帮助我们的飞船着陆 'A physical marker of some sort
那就再好不过了 'would be appreciated to guide our ships.'
您是哪位 To whom am I speaking?
这里是半人马座阿尔法星 'This is Alpha Centauri.
欢迎来到宇宙 'Welcome to the universe!'
够大了吗 Big enough?
让飞船看见吗 For the ship to see?
我觉得够了 I think so.
你会没事的 You going to be OK.
这是我第二次被处决了 Well, that's twice I've been executed.
无论发生什么 都比我想象的要好 Whatever happens now, it's got to be better than I expected.
我在地球上也没什么可留恋的了 There's nothing for me back on Earth.
帮忙建立一个新的世界 那将是我的荣幸 And to help forge a new world, well, that will be my privilege.
尽管说来可惜 It seems a shame, though...
为什么 What does?
地球上没有人会知道我们来过这 Well, no-one back on Earth will ever know that we got here.
我们会被遗忘 All will be forgotten.
不会被彻底遗忘的 上校 Oh, not quite forgotten, Colonel.
你改变了一个固执的火星君主的想法 You've changed the mind-set of a very stubborn Martian monarch.
有朝一日 即使冰冠会将其遮盖 And one day, even though the ice cap may obscure it...
也会有人注意到的 Someone's going to notice THAT.
天佑女王
那么 我错过了什么 So, what did I miss?
你去哪了 Where have you been?!
在你皱眉不高兴之前 Yeah, before you go getting all frowny, er...
你还好吗 Are you all right?
这不可能 This can't happen.
这跟我们说好的不一样 This is not what we agreed to.
我要把你送回保险库里 你知道 I'm going to have to put you back in the Vault. You know that.
当然 没问题 Sure, that's fine.
什么 What?
-但是 -博士 请告诉我 - But... - Doctor. Please tell me, really.
你还好吗 Are you all right?
下集预告
第九军团和守门人 The Ninth Legion and the Keeper Of The Gate.
-他们消失了 -然而他们没有 - They disappeared. - Except they didn't.
我的朋友在哪 是什么摧毁了罗马军队 Where is my friend and what destroyed the Roman army?
这里有什么东西消灭了五千罗马人 Something here managed to wipe out 5,000 Romans.
以阳光为食 Every hour of sunlight that feeds it,
让世界越来越黑暗 怪兽越来越强壮 makes the world darker and the beast stronger.