神秘博士 第三季第一集
史密斯和琼斯
你怎么起这么早 出什么事了 You're up early! What's happening?
出大事了 老爸不我听我的 It's a nightmare, cos Dad won't listen,
而且我跟你说 老妈要气疯了 and I'm telling you, Mum is going mental.
我对天发誓这事闹大了 玛莎 Swear to God, Martha, this is epic.
你得赶紧去劝劝他去 You've gotta get in there and stop him.
-我怎么劝啊 -你就告诉爸他不能带她去 - How do I do that? - Just tell Dad he can't bring her.
稍等 是里奥 我待会打给你 Hold on, that's Leo, I'll call you back.
玛莎 如果爸妈撕起来了 Martha, if Mum and Dad start to kick off,
你就告诉他们我压根不想开生日派对 tell 'em I don't even want a party.
我又没求他们 直接把钱给我不就行了吗 I didn't ask for one. They can always give me the money instead.
干吗非得我转述 你自己说不行吗 Yeah, well, why do I have to tell them? Why don't you?
慢着 是妈打来的 我待会打给你 Hold on, that's Mum.I'll call you back.
私下里你爸怎么作死我都无所谓 I don't mind your father making a fool of himself in private,
但这是里奥的21岁生日 大家都会到场 but this is Leo's 21st - everyone is going to be there,
全家人的脸都要叫他给丢尽了 and the entire family is going to look ridiculous.
妈 这是个聚会 我不能拦着爸带女友来 Mum, it's a party! I can't stop Dad from bringing his girlfriend.
稍等 是爸 我待会儿打回去 Hold on, that's Dad. I'll call you back.
玛莎 你去告诉你妈 里奥是我儿子 Martha? Now, tell your mother. Leo is my son,
派对的钱有一半是我掏的 AND I'm paying for half that party.
所以我愿意带谁去就带谁去 I'm entitled to bring who I like.
我知道 但你也得想想如果安娜丽丝去了 I know, but think what's gonna look like
妈她会是什么感受 for Mum just stand in there with Annalise?
安娜丽丝招谁惹谁了 What's wrong with Annalise?
是玛莎吗 我要打个招呼 Is that Martha? Say hi!
-你好啊玛莎 亲爱的 -你好安娜丽丝 - Hi, Martha! Hiii! - Hiii, Annalise...
亲你爱你哟 派对上见 宝贝儿 Big kiss! Lots of love! See you at the party, babes!
现在带我去购物吧 亲爱的 Now take me shopping, big boy.
就像这样 Like so!
瞧见没 You see?
皇家希望医院
走路小心点 Watch it, mate!
我今早之前还好好的 突然之间 I was all right till this morning and then, I don't know,
我醒过来就又晕乎乎的了 I woke up and I felt all dizzy again.
比我刚来就诊时更严重了 It was worse than when I came in.
脉搏略显微弱 Pulse is slightly thready.
让我们看看英国的明日栋梁如何诊断 Well, let's see what Britain's finest might suggest.
有什么想法 摩根斯坦 Any ideas, Morgenstern?
晕眩可能是早发性糖尿病的症状 Er, dizziness could be a sign of early-onset diabetes.
我看不是早发了 请您原谅 Hardly early onset, if you'll forgive me,
芬尼根夫人 还有别的想法吗 斯维尔斯 Miss Finnegan. Any more ideas? Swales?
可以做一下CT扫描 Could recommend a CT scan.
然后把本院的钱花光吗 琼斯 And spend all our money? Jones?
我们可以验血 看是不是梅尼埃病 We could take bloods and check for Meniere's disease.
梅尼埃病 一种耳部疾病 病症为晕眩和耳聋耳鸣
或者我们可以直接问病人 Or we could simply ask the patient.
您昨晚晚餐吃的什么 What did you have for dinner last night?
-我吃的沙拉 -前天晚上呢 - I had salad. - And the night before?
也是沙拉 Salad again.
以及过去一周每晚吃的都是沙拉 And salad every night for the past week,
完全违反了我的医嘱 contrary to my instructions.
缺盐了 就是这样 Salt deficiency, that's all.
病因就在单纯的盐 Simple, honest salt.
希波克拉底曾经阐述过盐的益处 Hippocrates himself expounded on the virtues of salt.
他曾建议病人吸入海水煮出的蒸汽 Recommended the inhalation of steam from sea water.
当然了 如果他被我这帮学生折磨过的话 Though no doubt, if he'd been afflicted with my students,
他的誓言肯定会更富感情色彩 his oaths might have been rather more colourful.
史密斯先生 你早上好啊 Now then, Mr Smith, a very good morning to you.
今天感觉如何 How are you today?
还行吧 就是有点 难受 Oh, not so bad. Still a bit, y'know, bleuch.
约翰·史密斯 昨日收治入院 严重腹痛 John Smith, admitted yesterday with severe abdominal pains.
琼斯 你不妨诊断诊断 让我开开眼 Jones? Why don't you see what you can find? Amaze me.
-您这样还出去乱跑不太好吧 -什么 - Well, it wasn't very clever running round outside, was it? - Sorry?
就在今早 在财相街上 On Chancellor Street this morning?
-你走到我面前把领带摘下来了 -是吗 - You came up to me and took your tie off. - Really?
我摘领带做什么 What did I do that for?
我不知道 你就是这么做了 I don't know. You just did.
不是我 我一直在床上 不信问护士 Not me. I was here in bed. Ask the nurses.
那奇怪了 看着就是你啊 你有兄弟吗 That's weird, cos it looked like you. Have you got a brother?
没有 现在没了 就我一个 No, not any more. Just me.
你是打算把我活活磨蹭死吗 琼斯小姐 As time passes and I grow ever more infirm and weary, Miss Jones?
抱歉 好的 Sorry. Right...
你们这一代人让我由衷悲哀 I weep for future generations.
你连心脏都找不到了吗 琼斯小姐 Are you having trouble locating the heart, Miss Jones?
这个 我说不好 Erm, I don't know.
-胃痉挛吗 -那是症状 不是诊断 - Stomach cramps? - That is a symptom, not a diagnosis.
而你犯的最基本的错误 And you rather failed basic techniques
就是不先看一下病人的病历 by not consulting first with the patient's chart.
我今早也被电了 That happened to me this morning.
我握门把手时也是这样 I had the same thing on the door handle.
我乘电梯时也是 And me, in the lift.
这一点都不奇怪 Well, it's only to be expected.
暴风雨就要来了 而闪电 There's a thunderstorm moving in, and lightning
就是静电的一种 最先证明这一点的人正是 is a form of static electricity, as was first proven by...
-谁知道吗 -本杰明·富兰克林 - Anyone? - Benjamin Franklin.
回答正确 Correct.
我的好哥们大本 那天过得可刺激了 My mate Ben! That was a day.
那风筝的绳子都烧断了 我淋了个透湿 I got rope burns off that kite. And I got soaked.
-是吗 -然后我就被电啦 - Quite. - And then I got electrocuted!
下一位 最好给他看看精神科 Moving on... I think perhaps a visit from Psychiatric.
然后下一位先生是 And next we have Mr...
没有 你听我说 我想了个计划 No, listen, I've worked out a plan.
只要告诉安娜丽丝派对上只有高糖甜食 We tell Annalise that the buffet tonight is 100% carbohydrate
她就没兴趣去了 and she won't turn up!
你最好认真点 Take this seriously.
她去晒人工美黑花的可都是咱爸给咱的遗产 That's our inheritance she's spending. On fake tan!
正好我离你不远 咱们一起去吃三明治 I'm not that far away, l'll meet you for sandwich,
然后起草个作战计划出来 we can draw up a battle plan.
就这鬼天气 我才不想出去呢 What, in this weather? I'm not going out.
-瓢泼大雨呢 -我这里没下雨啊 - It's pouring down. - It's not raining here.
我的天 太诡异了 God, that's weird.
雨云就在你头顶上 我能看见 It's raining right on top of you. I can see it,
-但我这里是大晴天 -那你真是运气好 - but it's dry where I am. - Well, you just got lucky.
不是 就像漫画里一个人头顶有朵乌云那种 No, but it's like in cartoons, when a man's got a cloud over him.
你听我说 我告诉你该怎么办 Yeah but listen! I'll tell you what we'll do.
我们让爸和安娜丽丝早点到 七点半就行 We tell Dad and Annalise to get there early, about 7:30,
然后我们让里奥也这个点到 and we tell Leo to get there at the same time
这样就可以吹蜡烛吃蛋糕什么的 so we can do that birthday stuff.
然后我们让妈八点半九点的再去 We tell Mum to get there for about 8:30, 9,
这样我就有时间 then that gives me time
和安娜丽丝谈谈 然后 怎么了 to have a word with Annalise, and... What?
-那雨 -就只是下雨而已 - The rain. - It's only rain.
玛莎 你自己看看这雨 Martha, have you seen the rain?
下个雨大家大惊小怪个什么劲 Why's everyone fussing about rain?
-在往上飘 -雨滴在往上飘 - It's going up. - The rain is going up.
-这是怎么了 -你还好吗 - What the hell was that? - Are you all right?
我觉得没事 I think so, yeah.
-感觉这是地震还是... -玛莎 - It felt like an earthquake, or... ? - Martha!
到晚上了 It's night.
可这才刚到午饭时间啊 But it was lunchtime.
-这不是到晚上了 -肯定是啊 - It's not night. - But it's got to be.
天都黑了 It's dark.
我们在月球上 We're on the moon.
-不可能 -我们在月球上 - Can't be! - We're on the moon.
我们居然到了月球上 We're on the bloody moon!
-抱歉小姐 你不能进去 -我的天 - I'm sorry, miss, no. - My God.
玛莎 玛莎 你听得见我吗 Martha? Martha, can you hear me?
玛莎 Martha?
谁来救救我 Somebody help me!
-您见到斯托克先生了吗 -抱歉我没时间 - Have you seen Mr Stoker? - I'm sorry, I can't.
好了 大家回到床位上 All right, now, everyone, back to bed.
发生了紧急状况 We've got an emergency,
但我们会有办法的 不要慌张 but we'll sort it out, don't worry.
是真的 我们真的到月球上了 It's real. It's really real!
-慢着 -空气会漏光的 - Hold on. - Don't! We'll lose all the air!
可是这根本不是密封窗 But they're not exactly airtight.
如果空气会被吸走的话 If the air was gonna get sucked out,
刚才就会发生 可是却没有 为什么 it would happened straight away. But it didn't, so how come?
说得好 简直是天才 你叫什么来着 Very good point! Brilliant, in fact. What was your name?
-玛莎 -你姓琼斯 对吧 - Martha. - And it was Jones, wasn't it?
那么玛莎·琼斯 最大的问题是 Well, Martha Jones, question is,
我们为什么还能呼吸 how are we still breathing?
可我们应该不能呼吸的 Well, we can't be!
但显然我们还在喘气 别浪费我的时间 But obviously we are, so don't waste my time.
玛莎 这里是什么布局 Martha, what have we got?
这一层有没有阳台 走廊什么的 Is there a balcony on this floor, or a veranda, or... ?
-患者休息室旁边就有 -你想出去看看吗 - By the patients' lounge, yeah. - Do you fancy going out?
-好啊 -我们也许会死 - OK. - We might die.
也许不会 We might not.
很好 来吧 Good! Come on.
她不许来 她只会拖后腿 Not her, she'd hold us up.
我们还有空气 We've got air!
这是怎么回事 How does that work?
先庆幸你还有空气吧 Just be glad it does.
我今晚还有派对要参加 I've got a party tonight.
是我弟弟21岁生日派对 It's my brother's 21st.
我妈妈也会去 真难得 My mother's gonna be there... really.
-你还好吗 -我没事 - You OK? - Yeah.
-真没事 -真没事 - Sure? - Yeah.
-要不我们回到室内去 -才不呢 - D'you want to go back in? - No way.
我们还是分分钟会死 但话说回来 I mean we could die any minute, but all the same...
太美了 It's beautiful.
-是吗 -有多少人想登月啊 - D'you think? - How many people want to go to the moon?
而我们真的来了 And here we are.
沐浴在地光之中 Standing in the Earthlight.
你认为是什么原因 What do you think happened?
你怎么想 What do you think?
是外星人 Extraterrestrial.
肯定是 几年前要是这么说 It's got to be. I dunno, a few years ago
肯定没有人信 但是最近这一段时间 that would've sounded mad, but these days...
飞船撞了大本钟啊 That spaceship flying into Big Ben.
圣诞节啊 赛博人什么的 Christmas. Those Cybermen things.
我有个表亲 I had a cousin.
艾迪奥拉 Adeola.
她就在金丝雀码头工作 She worked at Canary Wharf.
详见S02E12
却再也没有回来 She never came home.
我很遗憾 I'm sorry.
我当时也在那 I was there,
也在作战 他们 in the battle. They were...
我向你保证史密斯先生 我们会有办法的 I promise you, Mr Smith, we will find a way out.
我们既然能来到月球上 肯定就能再回去 If we can travel to the moon, we can travel back.
-肯定会有办法的 -我不叫史密斯 - There's got be a way. - It's not Smith.
-那不是我的真名 -那你叫什么 - That's not my real name. - Who are you, then?
我是博士[医生] I'm the Doctor.
等我过了考试 我就也是了 Me too, if I ever pass my exams.
那该叫你什么 史密斯医生 What is it, then - Dr Smith?
-就叫博士 -"就叫医生"是什么意思 - Just the Doctor. - How do you mean, "Just the Doctor"?
我就叫博士 Just the Doctor.
怎么 别人就叫你"医生"吗 What, people call you "The Doctor"?
-没错 -我才不这么叫 - Yeah. - Well, I'm not.
至少据我所知 那个头衔是靠考试挣来的 Far as I'm concerned, you've got to earn that title.
那我赶紧开始备考了 我看看 I'd better make a start, then. Let's have a look,
肯定有某种... there must be some sort of...
力场 把空气包住 forcefield, keeping the air in.
但如果我们就像在一个大气泡里的话 But if that's like a bubble, sealing us in,
那这就是我们仅剩的空气了 that means this is the only air we've got.
-氧气耗尽了怎么办 -这里一共多少人 - What happens when it runs out? - How many people here?
不知道 上千人吗 Dunno, a thousand?
一千人 活活憋死 One thousand people suffocating.
谁会做这种事啊 Why would anyone do that?
朝上看 你自己去问他们吧 Heads up! Ask 'em yourself.
外星人 Aliens.
那是外星人 货真价实的外星人 That's aliens. Real, proper aliens.
犀牛人 Judoon.
斯托克先生 Mr Stoker?
实在抱歉 但我也不知道该找谁了 I'm sorry, I didn't know who else to ask.
您能帮帮我吗 But can you help me?
恐怕这会儿阿司匹林也没用了 您是 I think we've gone beyond aspirin, Miss, er... ?
-芬尼根 -名字 - Finnegan. - Names!
当一群叫不上名字的 What are names now,
怪物在月球上朝我们进军时 名字有什么用 when something unnameable is marching towards us?
我打算再干两年 Two more years, I thought,
就两年 我就退休到佛罗里达去了 two more years, and then retire to Florida.
但佛罗里达就在那里 在天上 But there is Florida, in the sky.
我甚至都能看到 我女儿 I can see it! My daughter -
她还在上大学 she's still in university.
我再也见不到她了 I am never going to see her again.
但我需要帮助 斯托克先生 But I need help, Mr Stoker.
-我帮不了您什么了 -您可以的 - I can't do anything! - Oh, I think you can.
你们两个想干什么 现在签什么都晚了 What do you two want? It's a bit late to sign for anything.
这两位是我的得力手下 These are my lovely boys.
我可不想弄脏自己的手 I prefer not to get my hands dirty.
-什么 -您瞧 局势会变得非常危急 - I'm sorry? - You see, there are great tests to come,
还有人想做坏事 我就是其中之一 and terrible deeds, some of them my own.
但我要是想挺过去 我需要你 But if I'm to survive this, I need you.
-你在说什么 -血液 - What are you talking about? - Blood.
准确地说 是你的 Specifically, yours.
你们要干什么 What are you doing?
你们干什么 放开我 你们搞什么鬼 What are you doing? Let go of me! What the hell? Let go!
是这样 我之所以缺盐 You see, I was only salt-deficient
是因为我对盐的吸收特别好 because I'm so very good at absorbing it.
但现在我的血管里需要猛料 But now I need fire in my veins.
而最合适的莫过于你这医生的血 充斥着 And who better than a consultant, with blood full
鲜美的脂肪和上好美酒 of salty fats and vintage wines
还有那星级餐厅的高级酱汁 and all those Michelin-star sauces?
-你是谁 -我是个幸存者 斯托克先生 - Who are you? - Oh, I'm a survivor, Mr Stoker.
为活命不择手段 你瞧 At any cost. Look!
我连吸管都带来了 I've even brought a straw.
[外星语] Bo! Sco! Fo! Do!
[外星语] No! Kro! Blo! Co! Sho! Ro!
我们是地球的居民 We are citizens of planet Earth.
我们和平地欢迎你们 We welcome you in peace.
求你别伤害我 P-Please don't hurt me.
我只是想帮忙 我错了 I was just trying to help. I'm sorry.
别伤害我 求你别伤害我 Don't hurt me, please don't hurt me.
"求你别伤害我 我只是想帮忙 "P-Please don't hurt me. I was just trying to help.
"我错了 别伤害我 求你别伤害我" "I'm sorry. Don't hurt me, please don't hurt me."
语言已同步 Language assimilated.
语种识别 地球 英语 Designation: Earth English.
你将被鉴别归类 You will be catalogued.
类别 人类 Category: human.
将所有嫌疑人标记分类 Catalogue all suspects.
瞧瞧 你们还有小卖部呢 我喜欢小卖部 Aw, look, you've got a little shop! I like a little shop.
别管什么小卖部了 犀牛人是什么 Never mind that! What are Judoon?
他们就像警察 They're like police. Well...
雇佣警察 更像是星际黑帮 Police for hire. More like interplanetary thugs.
就是他们把我们送到月球上的 And they brought us to the moon?
中立地带 Neutral territory.
根据《星系法》 According to Galactic Law,
他们无权管辖地球 所以把医院单独隔离 they've got no jurisdiction over the Earth, so they isolated it.
那场雷暴和大雨 就是他们用水将医院拔起 That rain and lightning? That was them using an H2O Scoop.
《星系法》是怎么回事 你从哪听来的 What about "Galactic Law"? Where d'you get that from?
人类 Human.
如果他们在执法 那我们是被捕了吗 If they're police, are we under arrest?
是不是因为我们侵入月球什么的 Are we trespassing on the moon or something?
不是 但我喜欢这个想法 好想法 No, but I like that! Good thinking.
我倒希望是这么简单 他们在甄别嫌犯 No, wish it were that simple. They're making a catalogue.
这意味着他们在追捕一个非人类 That means they're after something non-human,
-对我可是个坏消息 -为什么 - which is bad news for me. - Why?
你逗我呢吧 Oh, you're kidding me.
别开玩笑了 Don't be ridiculous.
-别这么盯着我 -来吧 - Stop looking at me like that. - Come on, then.
第五队 一楼 第六队 二楼 Troop Five, floor one! Troop Six, floor two!
鉴别人类 找出入侵者 给我找 Identify humans and find the transgressor! Find it!
-主动接受鉴别 -照他们说的做 - Prepare to be catalogued! - Do what they say!
他们只是要拿那个发光的玩意晃一晃 All they do is shine this light thing.
没事的 他们不会伤害我们 听话就好 It's alright, they're not going to hurt us. Listen to them.
罪犯被抓现行 Witness the crime.
罪名 攻击行为 Charge: physical assault.
判决有罪 执行死刑 PLee: guilty. Sentence: execution.
你根本没必要这么做 You didn't have to do that.
正义即绝决 Justice is swift.
他们搜到三楼了 They've reached the third floor.
-那是什么 -音速起子 - What's that thing? - Sonic screwdriver.
你总是这么糊弄我 Well, if you won't answer properly...
不 这真是个起子 还是音速的 你瞧 No, really, it is! It's a screwdriver. And it's sonic. Look.
你还有什么小玩意 激光扳手 What else have you got? A laser spanner?
原来有的 但被埃米琳·潘克赫斯特偷了 I did, but it was stolen by Emily Pankhurst,
19世纪末英国女权运动倡导者 终生致力于争取女性投票权
大胆的女人 cheeky woman.
这个电脑什么毛病 What's wrong with this computer? !
犀牛人肯定把电脑锁定了 Judoon must have locked it down.
犀牛军团上月球 Judoon platoon upon the moon.
我只是路过而已 I was just travelling past,
真的 我就是闲逛 真的不是来找麻烦的 I swear. I was just wandering, I wasn't looking for trouble.
我真不想找麻烦 Honestly I wasn't,
但我发现医院附近有等离子团环绕 but I noticed these plasma coils around the hospital.
那闪电就是等离子团 That lighting, that's plasma coils,
已经持续增强了两天了 been building up for two days now.
所以我就住院了 我还以为是医院里有情况 So I checked in, I thought something was going on inside.
搞了半天原来是犀牛人在天上搞鬼 Turns out the plasma coils was the Judoon up above.
但他们在找什么 But what are they looking for?
貌似人类的非人类 Something that looks human but isn't.
-看来就和你一样 -没错 - Like you. Apparently. - Like me.
但不是我 But not me.
-他们有照片吗 -也许是个会变形的 - Haven't they got a photo? - Might be a shape-changer.
不管是什么 为什么不让犀牛人把他找出来 Whatever it is, can't you just leave the Judoon to find it?
如果他们认定这座医院 If they declare the hospital guilty
窝藏逃犯罪名属实 他们就会执行枪决 of harbouring a fugitive, they'll execute it.
-枪决所有人 -没错 - All of us? - Oh, yes.
但如果我能先找到的话 But if I can find this thing first...
该死 你瞧 犀牛人就是一群傻子 Oh! See? ! They're thick! Judoon are thick.
傻得没救了 他们把医疗记录删光了 They're completely thick! They've wiped the records!
-真是高明 -你在找什么 - Oh, that's clever. - What are we looking for?
不好说 比如过去一周所有入院病人中 I don't know. Say, any patient admitted in the past week
有异常症状的 也许有数据备份 with unusual symptoms. Maybe there's a backup...
你继续找 Just keep working.
我去问问斯托克先生 他也许知道 I'll go and ask Mr Stoker. He might know.
斯托克先生 Mr Stoker?
杀了她 Kill her!
-我把数据恢复了 -我找到她了 - I've restored the backup. - I found her!
你找到谁了 You did what?
快跑 Run!
我一下令 你就按按钮 When I say "Now," Press the button.
-我不知道该按哪个 -自己搞明白 - But I don't know which one! - Then find out!
操作手册
就现在 Now!
放射科 放射线照射中
你做了什么 What did you do?
把辐射强度提高了50倍 把他照死了 Increased the radiation by 5, 000%. Killed him dead.
但你不会辐射过量而死吗 But isn't that gonna kill you?
才不会 那只是普通辐射而已 Nah, it's only Rontgen radiation.
我们上幼儿园时玩的积木都带辐射的 We used to play with Rontgen bricks in the nursery.
你现在出来安全了 辐射都被我吸收了 It's safe for you to come out. I've absorbed it all.
我只要把辐射排出去就行 All I need to do is expel it.
让我集中一下 If I concentrate,
把辐射排出体外 再集中到一个点上 shift the radiation out of my body and into one spot -
比如说我左脚鞋上 say, my left shoe.
来了 来了 悠着点 Here we go. Here we go. Easy does it!
出去 出去 出去 Out, out, out, out,
出去 快出去 out, out out, ow, ah,
痒死了 痒死了 痒死我了 itches, itches, itches, itches!
-成功 -你整个就是疯了 - Done! - You're completely mad.
你说得对 只穿一只鞋看着很呆 You're right. I look daft with one shoe.
光脚闯月球 Barefoot on the moon!
那到底是个什么东西 So that is that thing?
-哪儿来的 疱疹克星吗 -就是个板子 - Where's it from, the Planet Zovirax? - Just a Slab.
他们的名字是板子 They're called Slabs.
奴隶机器人而已 从头到脚都是皮革包裹 Basic slave drones, you see. Solid leather all the way through.
某人的恋物癖很严重啊 Someone has got one hell of a fetish.
幕后凶手就是那个女的 芬尼根夫人 But it was that woman, Miss Finnegan.
这东西是她的手下 就跟仆人似的 It was working for her, just like a servant.
-我的音速起子 -她也是病人之一 - My sonic screwdriver! - She was a patient...
我的音速起子烧坏了 Burnt out my sonic screwdriver!
她还有根吸管 就像吸血鬼一般 She had this straw, like some sort of vampire.
-我可喜欢我的音速起子了 -博士 - I love my sonic screwdriver! - Doctor!
抱歉 Sorry.
-你叫我"博士" -那又怎样 - You called me Doctor. - Anyway!
芬尼根夫人就是那个外星人 Miss Finnegan is the alien.
她在吸斯托克先生的血 She was drinking Mr Stoker's blood.
怎么这时候开始进食了 按说她应该躲起来 Funny time to take a snack. You'd think she'd be hiding.
除非 不会吧 Unless... No?
没错 就是这样 等等 Yes! That's it! Wait a minute.
没错 她会变身 内部也会变 YES! Shape changer! Internal shape-changer!
她不是在吸血 而是在同步 She wasn't drinking blood, she was assimilating it.
准备接受鉴别 Prepare to be catalogued!
人类 Human.
如果她可以同步斯托克先生的血 If she can assimilate Mr Stoker's blood,
模拟其生物特征 她就会被登记为人类 mimic the biology, she'll register as human!
我们得找到她 带她去见犀牛人 快 We've got to find her and show the Judoon. Come on!
人类 Human.
板子的一大特征 就是成对出没 That's the thing about Slabs - they always travel in pairs.
-那你呢 -我怎么了 - What about you? - What about me what?
你难道没有后援吗 Well, haven't you got backup?
你肯定有个同伴之类的吧 You must have a partner or something.
人类啊 我们被困在月球上 Humans! We're stuck on the moon,
氧气告急 身边还有犀牛人和吸血逃犯 running out of air, with Judoon and a bloodsucking criminal,
你却在这跟我打听个人生活 and you ask personal questions? !
来吧 Come on!
我喜欢你这腔调 "人类啊" I like that - "Humans".
我还是不相信你是外星人 I'm still not convinced you're an alien.
非人类 Non-human!
-天啊 你还真不是人类 -又得跑路了 - Oh, my God, you really are! - And again.
这一层他们已经查过了 They've done this floor.
来吧 Come on.
犀牛人行事条理清晰 就是有点木 The Judoon are logical and just a little bit thick.
他们不会再次检查已经检查过的楼层 They won't check a floor they've checked already.
如果我们运气好的话 If we're lucky.
还剩多少氧气 How much oxygen is there?
这么多人 已经供不过来了 Not enough for all these people.
-马上就耗竭了 -你感觉如何 还好吗 - We're gonna run out. - How you feeling? You all right?
全靠兴奋劲儿撑着 Running on adrenaline.
-我一贯如此 -那犀牛人呢 - Welcome to my world. - What about the Judoon?
他们的肺容量很大 缺氧拖不住他们 Ahh, great big lung reserves. That won't slow them down.
斯托克先生的办公室在哪 Where's Mr Stoker's office?
这边 It's this way.
她不在了 She's gone!
之前还在的 She was here.
完全吸干了 Drained him dry.
一滴不剩 我猜对了 她是个嗜血怪 Every last drop. I was right, she's a Plasmavore.
她来地球干什么 Then what's she doing on Earth?
躲藏 她在逃跑 Hiding. On the run,
就像火车大盗藏在里约热内卢一样 like Ronald Biggs in Rio de Janeiro.
英国火车大盗罗纳德·比格斯 易容逃至巴西里约躲藏数十年
她这是想干什么 她还不安全 What's she doing now? She's still not safe.
犀牛人会把我们都处决的 快来 The Judoon could execute us all. Come on.
等一下 Wait a minute.
快想想 如果我是个在逃的嗜血怪 Think, think, think. If I was a wanted Plasmavore
被警察包围 我会怎么做 surrounded by police, what would I do?
核磁共振室
她跟我差不多聪明 She's as clever as me.
但没我聪明 Almost.
找到非人类 就地处决 Find the non-human! Execute!
玛莎 你留下 我需要时间 Martha, stay here, I need time.
-你必须得拖住他们 -我怎么拖得住他们 - You've got to hold them up. - How do I do that?
你 请你原谅我这么做 Just... Forgive me for this.
这能救上千人的命 实在算不上什么 It could save a thousand lives. It means nothing.
真的 不算什么 Honestly, nothing.
这还不算什么 That was nothing?
你看到了吗 外面那些怪物 Have you seen?! There are these things,
那些大块头太空犀牛 these great big space rhino things.
有没搞错 太空犀牛 而且我们在月球上 I mean, rhinos from space?! And we're on the moon!
月球上拿枪的太空大犀牛 Great big space rhinos with guns on the moon!
我只是来看脚趾头的 你瞧 I only came in for my bunions! Look!
现在好了 可能是医术好 护士也很周到 All fixed now. Probably good treatment. The nurses were lovely.
我跟我老婆说我会推荐大家来这看病的 I said to my wife, I said I'd recommend this place to anyone,
结果我就到了月亮上了 but then we end up on the moon!
-我说过外面有大犀牛了吗 -抓住他 - Did I mention the rhinos? ! - Hold him.
找到非人类 就地枪决 Find the non-human! Execute!
你们听着 我知道你们在找谁 Now listen. I know who you're looking for.
她是个自称弗洛伦斯的女人 She's this woman. She calls herself Florence.
人类 且慢 发现非人类踪迹 Human. Wait! Non-human trace suspected!
非人类成分确认 Non-human element confirmed!
授权全面扫描 Authorise full scan!
你是什么 你是什么 What are you? What are you?
那个 这个大机器 Um, that big, erm, machine thing,
发出这种动静正常吗 is it supposed to be making that noise?
说了你也不懂 You wouldn't understand.
我记得那不是核磁共振成像的机器吗 But isn't that a magnetic resonance imaging thing?
就是一大块磁铁什么的 我中学考过电磁学 Like a ginormous sort of a magnet? I did Magnetics GCSE.
虽然没考过 但是多少懂一点 Well, I failed, but all the same...
这可是一块增强到五万特斯拉的大磁铁 A magnet with its setting now increased to 50,000 tesla.
是不是有点太强了 对吧 Ooh, that's a bit strong. Isn't it?
这东西发出的电磁脉冲会把方圆25万英里内 It'll send out a magnetic pulse that'll fry the brain stems
所有生物的脑干 of every living thing
通通烤焦 within 250, 000 miles.
除了我 有隔离室保护 Except for me. Safe in this room.
慢着 我中学考过地理 而且通过了 But hold on, hold on. I did Geography GCSE. I passed that one.
这个距离不是把地球也包括进去了吗 Doesn't that distance include the Earth?
只是朝着月球的这一半而已 Only the side facing the moon.
另一半不会有事的 就当是我送的礼物吧 The other half will survive. Call it my gift.
抱歉请你不要介意 我有点不明白了 Sorry, now if you'll excuse me, I'm a little bit out of my depth.
我这15年光顾着当邮差了 I've spent 15 years working as a postman.
所以脚趾头不太好 你为什么要这么做 Hence the bunion. Why would you do that?
这里的人死光了 With everyone dead,
我就能开着犀牛人的飞船逃走了 the judoon ships will be mine to make my escape.
你这话真奇怪 说的就跟你是外星人似的 No, that's weird. You talk like you're some sort of an alien.
说对了 Quite so.
-不是吧 -正是 - No!! - Oh, yes.
你逗我呢吧 You're joshing me.
-并没有 -我在跟外星人说话 - I am not. - I'm talking to an alien?
还在医院里 In hospital?
怎么 这医院还有外星人部吗 What, is this place got an ET department?
这是个完美的藏身地 It's a perfect hiding place.
一血库的血做我的夜宵 Blood banks downstairs for a midnight feast.
还有这一屋子的仪器做我的武器 And all this equipment, ready to arm myself with,
警察找来了我也不怕 should the police come looking.
也就是说那些犀牛是在找你 So those rhinos, they are looking for you!
没错 但我掩藏了踪迹 Yes. But I'm hidden.
对啊 Oh, right.
难怪他们提升了检测级别呢 Maybe that's why they're increasing their scans.
他们在做什么 Thet're doing what?
犀牛大队长说找不到非人类的踪迹 Big Chief Rhino boy, he said, no sign of a non-human,
我们必须把检测等级提升到二级 we must increase our scans up to setting two?
那我必须再同步一次 Then I must assimilate again.
-你什么意思 -我必须像个人类 - What does that mean? - I must appear to be human.
那欢迎你来我家见见我老婆 她会很荣幸的 You're welcome to come home and meet the wife, she'd be honoured.
-我们可以吃蛋糕 -我吃蛋糕做什么 - We can have cake! - Why should I have cake?
我有我的小吸管 I've got my little straw.
挺好 那就喝奶昔 我喜欢香蕉口味的 That's nice. Milkshake? I like banana.
你这位先生可真是风趣 You're quite the funny man.
但我看你也只是死到临头 And yet, I think, laughing on purpose.
强颜欢笑而已 At the darkness.
是该让你安生一下了 按住他 I think it's time you found some peace. Steady him!
你要做什么 What are you doing?
只怕会很疼 I'm afraid this is going to hurt.
不过死人记不住疼的 希望能让你好受些 But if it's any consolation, the dead don't tend to remember.
确认 人类 Confirm human.
带有与非人类面部接触留下的痕迹 Traces of facial contact with non-human.
继续搜查 Continue the search!
-拿好这个 -这是做什么的 - You will need this. - What's that for?
赔偿 Compensation.
瞧你们做的好事 把这可怜人都给吓死了 Now see what you've done! This poor man just died of fright.
扫描他 Scan him!
确认 已死亡 Confirmation, deceased.
不 他不会死 让我过去 让我看看他 No, he can't be. Let me through, let me see him.
-站住 已结案 -可是罪犯是她 - Stop. Case closed. - But it was her!
她杀了他 是她做的 她谋杀了他 She killed him, she did it, she murdered him.
犀牛人无权管辖人类刑事案件 Judoon have no authority over human crime.
-她不是人类 -我当然是 我被鉴别过 - But she's not human! - Oh, but I am, I've been catalogued.
但她不是 她同步了 But she's not, she assim...
慢着 Wait a minute.
你喝了他的血 你喝了博士的血 You drank his blood? The Doctor's blood!
-我才无所谓 你随便扫 -非人类 - Oh, I don't mind, scan all you like. - Non-human!
-什么 -复查检测结果 - What? - Confirm analysis.
你们肯定搞错了吧 Oh, but that's a mistake, surely.
我是个人类 我和他们一样都是人类 I'm human, I'm as human as they come.
他牺牲了自己好让你落网 He gave his life so they'd find you.
已确认 嗜血怪 Confirm, Plasmavore!
罪名是谋杀 Charged with the crime of murdering
帕德雷沃尔第九区之年幼公主 the Child Princess of Padrivole Regency Nine.
那是她活该 Well, she deserved it!
那小粉脸蛋 金色发卷 Those pink cheeks and those blonde curls,
还有那傻乎乎的声音 and that simpering voice,
简直就是求着嗜血怪咬她一口 she was begging for the bite of a Plasmavore!
-那么你认罪了 -认罪 我骄傲得很 - Then you confess? - Confess? I'm proud of it!
板子 给我拦住他们 Slab, stop them!
谋杀罪名成立 就地枪决 Murdered, guilty. Sentence: execution!
磁体过载
享受胜利吧犀牛人 要死大家一起死 Enjoy your victory, Judoon. Cos you're going to burn with me!
下地狱去吧 Burn in hell!
结案 Case closed.
但她说的"要死一起死"是什么意思 But what did she mean, burn with me?
扫核磁描仪不正常 肯定是她动了手脚 The scanner shouldn't do that, she's done something.
检测到单磁体已加速至有害级别 Scans detect lethal acceleration of mono-magnetic pulse.
那想想办法停住它 Well, do something, stop it!
我们的管辖权到此为止 Our jurisdiction has ended.
犀牛人立即撤退 Judoon will evacuate.
你不能丢下不管啊 这东西会有什么后果 What, you can't just leave it! What's it gonna do?
各单位注意 撤退 All units withdraw!
磁体过载
氧气
空气呢 我们要没空气了 What about the air? We're running out of air.
你们不能走 那东西就要炸了 都怨你们 You can't go! That thing's gonna explode, and it's your fault!
一 二 三 四 五 One, two, three, four, five.
一 二 三 四 五 One, two, three, four, five...
两颗心脏 Two hearts!
一 二 三 四 五 One, two, three, four, five...
扫描仪 The scanner,
她做了手脚 she did something.
音速起子 Oh the sonic...
不对 No!
快啊 快啊 Come on, come on,
快一点 求你了 come on, come on, please.
快点 犀牛人 把我们送回去 Come on, Judoon, reverse it.
下雨了玛莎 月球上下雨了 It's raining, Martha. It's raining on the moon.
我代表人类和他们交涉 I represented the human race.
我正告他们 "不许你们这么做" 我说 I told them, "You can't do that," I said...
玛莎 Martha!
我的天啊 我还以为你死了 发生什么了 Oh, my God, I thought you were dead, what happened?
太奇怪了 It was so weird!
因为警察什么都不说 他们也没有头绪 Cause the police wouldn't say, they didn't have a clue,
我试过给你打电话 妈正在往这赶 and I tried phoning. Mum's on her way.
但她过不来 路都被封锁了 But she can't get through, they've closed off all the roads.
成千上万的人都想过来看看 There's thousands of people trying to get in,
全城都惊动了 the whole city is come to a whole.
老爸也打电话了 And dad phoned.
这事儿新闻上到处播 他都哭了 Cause it's on the news and everything, he was crying.
天啊 我都吓傻了 发生什么了 Oh, my God, I've been a mess, but what happened?
我是说到底发生了什么 你去哪儿了 I mean, what really happened, where were you?
"皇家霍普医院的大批目击者讲述现场情况 "Eyewitness reports from the Royal Hope Hospital are pouring in,
"而所有人的说法都非常一致 "and all seem to be remarkably consistent.
"下面是医学生奥利弗·摩根斯坦的讲述 "This from medical student Oliver Morgenstern.
"我就在现场 我目击了整个经过 "I was there, I saw it happen
"而我感到极其荣幸 "and I feel uniquely privileged.
"我向外望着月球表面 "I looked out at the surface of the moon.
"我看到地球悬挂在太空之中 "I saw the Earth suspended in space,
"而这证明了萨克森先生的说法 "and it all just proves Mr Saxon right.
"宇宙中我们并不孤独 "We're not alone in the Universe.
"存在地外生命 美丽而惊人的地外生命" "There's life out there. Wild and extraordinary life."
我才不会白白被人羞辱 I am not staying in there to be insulted!
她不是那个意思 亲爱的 She didn't mean it, sweatheart,
她只是说你很健康 she was just say you look healthy.
不 我没有 我就是说"黄脸婆" No, I did not, I said orange!
克利夫 那女人在羞辱我 Clive, that woman is disrespecting me!
她根本就不喜欢我 She's never liked me!
究竟是为什么呢 是因为你偷了我老公吗 Oh, can't think why, after you stole my husband!
是他勾引的我 我是无辜的 I was seduced! I'm entirely innocent.
你快告诉啊 亲爱的 Tell her, babes!
她还刁难玛莎 And then she has a go at Martha,
简直就是在指责她瞎编乱造 practically accused her of making the whole thing up.
妈 我不介意的 别说了 Mum, I don't mind, just leave it.
"人家上过月球了啦" "I've been to the Moon!"
说得跟真的似的 他们都被下药了 As if. They were drugged,
新闻上都说了 it said so on the news!
您那脑容量还能看懂新闻 Since when did you watch the news?
你连小学语文题都够呛 You can't handle Quizmania!
是安娜丽丝先找事的 我听到了 Annalise started it, she did, I heard her.
蒂什 你就别火上浇油了 Tish, don't make it worse.
闭嘴吧里奥 她给你买了什么 肥皂 Come off it Leo, what did she buy you? Soap!
-七毛五分钱的肥皂 -我再也不理你们了 - A 75 pence soap! - I'm never talking to your family again.
-您别走啊 接着浪啊 -安娜丽丝别走 - Oh stay, have the night you are. - Annalise, don't you dare!
我可是认真的啊 I'm putting my foot down!
你那把老脸也别要了 Make a fool of yourself.
老天作证 你这25年 God knows, you've been
一直就这么臭不要脸 现在也别要脸 doing it for the last 25 years, why stop now?
妈你别走 我让酒吧待会儿放生日歌呢 Oh, Mum, don't! I asked the DJ and he's playing that song later...
我今天去了月球 I went to the moon today.
比这里可安静不少 Bit more peaceful than down here.
-你都没告诉我你究竟是谁 -我是博士 - You never even told me who you are. - The Doctor.
但你属于什么种族 这种问题我可不常问 But what sort of species? It's not every day I get to ask that.
-我是时间领主 -对啊 - I'm a Time Lord. - Right.
这名字真是平凡朴素 Not pompous at all, then.
我就是想 既然你救了我一命 I just thought, since you saved my life,
而我正好新做了一支音速起子 and I've got a brand new sonic screwdriver
需要试用一下 which needs road-testing,
要不要来一次旅行 you might fancy a trip.
怎么 去太空旅行 What, into space?
我去不了 我还要备考 I can't, I've got exams.
我还有好多事要忙 我还得进城 I've got things to do, I have to going to town
去把房租交上 我家人又闹僵了 first thing to pay the rent. I've got my family going mad.
如果能帮到你的话 If it helps,
我还能在时间中旅行 I can travel in time as well.
-少来吧 -我真能 - Get out of here. - I can!
-得了吧 吹过头了啊 -我证明给你看 - Come on now, that is going too far. - I'll prove it.
-我就说吧 -不可能 可是 - Told you! - No, but,
但那是今天早上 可是 难道你 that was this morning, but... did you...
我的天啊 你能在时间中旅行 Oh, my God! You can travel in time.
慢着 如果你能见到早上的我 But hold on, if you could see me this morning,
为什么不警告我别去上班 why didn't you tell me not to go into work?
干涉已经发生的事情是被严格禁止的 Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden.
除了些小把戏 Except for cheap tricks.
那是你的太空飞船吗 And that's your spaceship?
名叫塔迪斯 It's called the TARDIS.
时间与空间的相对维度 Time And Relative Dimension In Space.
这太空船是木头做的 Your spaceship's made of wood.
空间不大啊 我们俩会有点挤吧 But there's not much room, we'd be a bit intimate.
自己去看 Take a look.
不可能 不可能 No, no, no.
可是这只是个木头盒子 But it's just a box.
里面却这么大 你是怎么做到的 But it's huge! How does it do that?
明明是木头的 It's wood!
就像一个大房间被塞进了一个木头盒子里 It's like a box with that room just crammed in!
-里面比外面大 -真的吗 我没感觉呢 - It's bigger on the inside! - Is it? I hadn't noticed.
那好 我们出发吧 Right then, let's get going.
这里有船员吗 But is there a crew?
比如说导航员什么的 大家都哪去了 Like, a navigator and stuff, where is everyone?
只有我 Just me.
就你自己 All on your own?
有的时候也有人来做客 Well, sometimes I have guests.
就是几个朋友 和我一起旅行 I mean, some friends, travelling with me.
最近 我有这么一个朋友 I had... There was recently a friend of mine.
罗丝 她的名字叫罗丝 Rose, her name was Rose.
我们之前在一起 And we were together. Anyway.
她现在在哪 Where is she now?
和她家人在一起 很幸福 她很好 With her family. Happy! She's fine.
我不是叫你来取代她 Not that you're replacing her!
-我也没说我是 -就这一趟旅行 - Never said I was. - Just one trip.
为表谢意 你只能旅行一次 To say thanks, you get one trip,
然后就回家 我更喜欢自己上路 then back home. I'd rather be on my own.
是你主动亲的我 Well, you're the one that kissed me.
我那只是转移基因痕迹 That was a genetic transfer!
如果你特意穿了正装 And if you were wharing a tied suit...
-别闹了 -穿过整个宇宙 - Now, don't. - And then travel all the way across the universe
就是为了约我 just to ask me on a date.
停 Stop it!
我告诉你 我一点兴趣都没有 For the record, I'm not remotely interested.
我只喜欢人类 I only go for humans.
很好 那么 Good! Now then,
关闭重力异化器 close down the gravitic anomalyser.
启动调舵仪 Fire up the helmic regulator.
最后 And finally,
放开手刹 the handbrake!
准备好了吗 Ready?
-没有 -出发 - No! - Off we go!
-我的天 这么颠 -欢迎登船琼斯小姐 - Blimey, it's a bit bumpy! - Welcome aboard, Miss Jones.
荣幸之至 史密斯先生 It's my pleasure, Mr Smith.
环球剧场 他本尊就在那里 The Globe Theatre containing the man himself.
下集预告
闭上你丫的臭嘴 Shut your big fat mouths!
你就是莎士比亚先生吧 Mr Shakespeare, isn't it?
-我不给你签名 -《爱的胜利》休想公演 - No autographs. - Loves Labours Won will never be played.
就在今夜 大作著成 Upon this night the work is done.
巫术 Witchcraft.
-天啊 天啊 -不 - Hey nonny nonny! - No!
整个人类的未来 The entire future of the human race,
会终结于1599年 如果我们不阻止的话 it ends right now in 1599 if we don't stop it.
-我们走吧 -这句真好 - Ba-da-boom-ba! - That's quite good.
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