不 艾米 No, Amy,
这肯定不是辛达卡莉斯塔的第五卫星 it's definitely not the fifth moon of Sinda Callista.
我好像看到了一家雷曼文具店 I think I can see a Ryman's.
艾米 艾米 Amy! Amy!
博士 Doctor!
这上面显示我们在地球 It's saying we're on Earth!
埃塞克斯郡科尔切斯特港 Essex, Colchester.
博士 Doctor?!
它又起飞了 It's taking off again.
博士 你能听到吗 Doctor, can you hear me?
艾米 Amy!
艾米 Amy...
一天后
喂 喂 拜托 有人吗 'Hello? Hello, please? Hello?'
我需要帮助 这里出了意外 'I need your help. There's been an accident. '
求求你 帮帮我 'Please, help me. '
有人吗 Hello?
求你 能帮帮我吗 Please, will you help me?
帮你 Help you?
出什么事了 What's wrong?
出了糟糕的事情 Something terrible's happened.
请帮帮我 Please help me.
克雷格 天花板上是什么 Craig, what's that on the ceiling?
-什么天花板上是什么 -那个 - What's what on the ceiling? - That!
从楼上下来的 It's coming from upstairs.
谁住楼上来着 Who lives up there again?
就是个普通家伙 Just some bloke.
今晚有什么安排吗 披萨 啤酒 电视 So what's the plan tonight? Pizza, booze, telly?
对 披萨 啤酒 电视 Yeah, pizza, booze, telly.
他在上面干什么呢 What is he doing up there?
你把广告贴出去了吗 You put the advert up yet?
贴了 就今天 在文具店窗户上 Yeah, did it today, paper shop window.
可拎包入住精装卧室一间 含卫生间 "One furnished room available immediately, shared kitchen,
共用厨房 附27岁男性室友一名 "Bathroom, with 27-year-old male,
烟鬼勿扰 月租400磅 non smoker, 400 pcm, per calendar month,
适合年轻职人 suit young professional. "
听起来不错 这就是你的使命 克雷格 Mmm, sounds ideal. That's your mission in life, Craig.
-给我找个男人 -否则你只能跟我凑合了 - Find me a man! - Yeah, otherwise you'll have to settle for me.
你也得愿意和我凑合才行 You'll have to settle for me first.
又是梅丽娜 怎么了 Oh, Melina again. What?
好吧 .. Right.
可是我还有事啊 .. Yeah, but I've kind of got plans.
不 不是什么要紧事 .. No, it's nothing important,
-就是克雷格 -多谢 索芙 - it's just Craig. - Oh, thanks, Soph.
抱歉 你知道我的意思 Sorry, you know what I mean!
好吧 我会和克雷格说的 .. OK. I'll talk to Craig, OK.
继克莱尔危机之后她又遇上了迪兰危机 Now she's having a Dylan crisis on top of the Clare crisis.
大概又要值夜班了 It could be another all-nighter.
抱歉 但我真的得走了 I'm sorry, but I really should go.
我去的话你介意吗 Do you mind if I go?
不 完全不 真的 当然不 你走吧 No, not at all. No, honestly, course not, go.
-我可以留下的 -不 去吧 - Cos I could stay. - No, go on.
我们有安排的 I mean, we've got plans.
就是披萨而已 Just pizza.
是啊 只是披萨 Yeah, it's just pizza.
好吧 我要走了 OK! Right, I'm going.
那好吧 改天再见 All right, then. Well, um, I'll see you soon.
回头给我打个电话 我希望一切顺利 All right, and give me a call, I hope everything's OK.
谢谢 抱歉 Thanks, sorry.
就直接跟她说 Just tell her.
直接跟她说 "我爱你" Just tell her. "I love you. "
"我爱你" 直接 "I love you. " Oh, jus..
"不知你知不知道" "Hey, I don't know if you knew... "
总这样 Every time!
我爱你 我爱你 I love you. I love you.
我爱你 I love you.
我爱你 I love you!
那很好 因为我是你的新房客 话说 Well, that's good, cos I'm your new lodger. Do you know,
这比我想象的还顺利 this is going to be easier than I expected!
神秘博士 第五季第十一集
房客
但我今天才贴的广告 而且我还没写地址 But I only just put the advert up today, I didn't put my address.
那你不是很幸运吗 我自己找来了 Well, aren't you lucky I came along?
幸运得超乎你的想象 More lucky than you know.
不算年轻职人 倒不如说是超大龄外行人 Less of a young professional, more of an ancient amateur,
但坦白说我绝对是个理想房客 but frankly I'm an absolute dream.
等等 兄弟 我都不确定想不想要你住下 Hang on, mate, I don't know if I want you staying,
把钥匙还给我 你不能拿那些钥匙 and give me back those keys, you can't have those!
很对 我有租金 Yes, quite right. Have some rent.
大概是一大笔钱 对吧 看起来不少 That's probably quite a lot, isn't it? Looks like a lot.
多不多 我总没法确定 Is it a lot? I can never tell.
别把这钱都花在甜食上 Don't spend it all on sweets.
你喜欢甜食的话另说 我喜欢甜食 Unless you like sweets. I like sweets. Ooh.
这个时代都是这么问候对吧 我是博士 That's how we greet each other nowadays, isn't it? I'm the Doctor.
他们管我叫博士 我也不知道为什么 Well, they call me the Doctor, I don't know why.
我也自称博士 仍然不知道为什么 I call me the Doctor too. Still don't know why.
克雷格·欧文斯 博士 Craig Owens. The Doctor?
-谁住楼上 -一个伙计 - Who lives upstairs? - Just some bloke.
他什么样 What does he look like?
普通 他很安静 Normal. He's very quiet.
通常 Usually.
抱歉 你叫什么来着 Sorry, who are you again?
喂 你干什么呢 Hello?! Excuse me?
我猜那是朽坏了 Ah! I suppose that's... dry rot?
-或者是水渍和霉菌 -也可能都不是 - Or damp. Or mildew. - Or none of the above.
-我会找人修理 -不用 我会修好的 - I'll get someone to fix it. - No, I'll fix it.
我擅长修理腐坏的东西 叫我去腐大师 I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister.
别了 我是博士 别叫我去腐大师 No, I'm the Doctor, don't call me the Rotmeister.
这是我见过最漂亮的客厅 This is the most beautiful parlour I have ever seen,
你显然品位极好 you're obviously a man of impeccable taste.
我能住这里 克雷格 对吧 说对 I can stay, Craig, can't I? Say I can.
你都没看房间 You haven't even seen the room.
-什么房间 -你的房间 - The room? - Your room.
我的房间 对 我的房间 我的房间 My room? Oh, yes, my room, my room.
带我去我的房间 Take me to my room!
马克原来住这里 Yeah, this is Mark's old room,
他是房主 约一个月前搬走的 he owns the place, moved out about a month ago.
他一个听都没听说过的叔叔死了 An uncle he'd never even heard of died
在遗嘱里留给他一大笔钱 and left a load of money in the will.
多巧啊 How very convenient.
这里正合适 其实 This'll do just right. In fact...
没时间磨蹭了 我就租这里了 No time to lose. I'll take it.
你可能想看我的证件 Ah... you'll want to see my credentials.
这里 国民保险证 There... National Insurance number...
国民保健卡 NHS number...
推荐信 References...
那是坎特伯雷大主教写的推荐信吗 Is that a reference from the Archbishop of Canterbury?
英国国教会主教长
他特别喜欢我 I'm his special favourite.
你饿吗 我饿了 Are you hungry? I'm hungry.
我什么都没置办呢 I haven't got anything in.
你这里正好有我需要的东西 You've got everything I need
做两份香草煎蛋卷够了 for an omelette fines herbes! Pour deux!
冰箱上贴的那姑娘是谁 So who's the girl on the fridge?
我朋友 索菲 My friend. Sophie.
-女友 -女性朋友 没别的 - Girlfriend? - A friend who is a girl. There's nothing going on.
那很正常 我完全能接受 Ah, that's completely normal. Works for me.
我们一年前在电话中心上班时认识的 We met at work about a year ago at the call centre.
通信公司 那倒是很方便 Oh, really, a communications exchange? That could be handy.
但公司每况愈下 Firm's going down though.
老板的经营策略糟糕透了 The bosses are using a totally rubbish business model.
我知道他们该怎么办 我有行之有效的计划 I know what they should do, I got a plan all worked out,
但我只是个电话接线员 but I'm just a phone drone,
我不能冲进去说我比你们都懂 I can't go running in saying I know best.
我怎么跟你说起这个了 我才刚认识你 Why am I telling you this? I don't even know you.
有我这张脸在 I've got one of those faces.
人们就喜欢喋喋不休的吐露计划 People never stop blurting out their plans while I'm around.
你的行李呢 Right, where's your stuff?
别担心 要是一切顺利 行李会出现的 Don't worry, it'll materialise, if all goes to plan.
哪一个 哪一个 不 Oh, come on, which one, which one?! No!
你为什么不着陆呢 Why won't you land?!
味道真是太棒了 Oh, that was incredible!
口味绝佳 That was absolutely brilliant.
你从哪里学的厨艺 Where did you learn to cook?
巴黎 18世纪 不 等等 Paris, in the 18th century. No, hang on,
那年头有点远对吧 17世纪 that's not recent, is it? 17th?
不 不 20世纪 对不起 No, no, no, 20th. Sorry,
我不太习惯按正确顺序给年代排序 I'm not used to doing them in the right order.
有人说过你有点怪吗 Has anyone ever told you that you're a bit weird?
大家一直这么说 去过巴黎吗 克雷格 They never really stop. Ever been to Paris, Craig?
没 不知道去巴黎干嘛 Nah, I can't see the point of Paris.
-我不喜欢旅行 -从你的沙发就能看出来 - I'm not much of a traveller. - I can tell from your sofa.
-我的沙发 -你的外形正在像它靠拢 - My sofa? - You're starting to look like it.
谢谢 兄弟 这评价真可爱 Thanks, mate, that's lovely!
的确 我喜欢这里 No, I like it here.
我会想它的 我会想... I'd miss it, I'd miss...
-那些钥匙 -什么 - Those keys? - What?
你似乎是在 You're sort of...
爱抚钥匙 ...fondling them.
我只是拿着它们 I'm holding them.
不管怎样 Anyway...
这些 these...
这些是你的钥匙 these are your keys.
我能住下 I can stay?
你又古怪又会下厨 够好了 You're weird and you can cook, it's good enough for me.
好了 院门 前门 Right, outdoor, front door,
-你的房门 -我的房门 我的地方 - your door. - My door. My place.
我的东西 太好了 My gaff. Ha-ha! Yes!
我和钥匙 Me with a key.
另外 马克和我曾有个协议 And listen, Mark and I, we had an arrangement where
你要是想要我回避的话 跟我说一声就行 if you ever need me out of your hair, just give me a shout, OK?
我为什么会想要你回避 Why would I want that?
万一你想带人回来 女朋友或者 In case you want to bring someone round. A girlfriend or...
男朋友 a boyfriend?
我会的 那种时候我会叫你的 Oh, I will. I'll shout if that happens.
对 就像这样... Yes. Something like...
我真是没想到 I was not expecting this!
顺便一提 那个... By the way, that...
腐坏墙 the rot.
我有种很奇怪的感觉 我们不该碰它 I've got the strangest feeling we shouldn't touch it.
地球呼叫庞德 地球呼叫庞德 Earth to Pond, Earth to Pond.
请回答 庞德 Come in, Pond.
博士 Doctor!
-抱歉 -能不能别弄坏 - Sorry! - Could you not wreck
我的新耳机 庞德 my new earpiece, Pond?
不 我是说他看起来很逗 No, I mean, he seems a laugh.
他有点古怪 好的那种怪 He's a bit weird, good weird, you know?
而他恰好带了三千块装在一纸袋子里吗 And he just happens to have three grand on him in a paper bag?
对 Yeah.
等等 博士 Wait, wait. "The Doctor"?!
克雷格 他会不会是个毒贩子 Craig, what if he's a dealer?!
你好 请停下 'Hello. Stop, please. '
你能听见吗 我需要你的帮助 'Can you hear me? I need your help. '
塔迪斯怎么样了 How's the TARDIS coping?
你自己听听吧 See for yourself.
很严重 Ooh, nasty.
她卡在一个物质显化循环里 She's locked in a materialisation loop,
想重新着陆但办不到 trying to land again but she can't.
阻止她着陆的东西就在公寓楼上 And whatever's stopping her is upstairs in that flat.
所以快上楼去解决掉 So go upstairs and sort it!
求求你 我的小女儿受伤了 'Please. My little girl's hurt. '
我还不知道那是什么 I don't know what it is yet!
任何能阻止塔迪斯登陆的东西都很大 Anything that can stop the TARDIS from landing is big,
大得可怕 scary big!
等等...你怕了吗 Wait... aren't you scared?
我很抱歉 但你能帮我吗 求你了 I'm so sorry, but will you help me? Please.
帮你 Help you?
戴着领结 你认真的吗 'A bow tie, are you serious?!'
等我一下 Hang on a sec.
怎么了 克雷格 克雷格 What? Craig, Craig?
阿巴寇 桌上的稀有狼蛛 Arbuckle, rare tarantula on the table, ooh!
在我知道那是什么 I can't go up there until
以及怎么解决之前 我不能上楼 I know what it is and how to deal with it!
而且重要的是 And it is vital that this "Man"
不能让楼上的"人"知道我是谁 upstairs doesn't realise who and what I am.
所以不能用起子 So no sonicking.
不能用高科技 No advanced technology.
我只能使用这个 因为我开了干扰器 I can only use this cos we're on scramble.
对于听见这场对话的其他任何人来说 To anyone else hearing this conversation,
我们的谈话绝对莫名其妙 we're talking absolute gibberish.
小鸡的实际喷发 Practical eruption in chicken.
笛卡尔·伦巴底螺旋 Descartes Lombardy spiral.
我要做的就是装成普通人那样路过 All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being.
很简单 这能出什么错呢 Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
你见过自己什么样吗 'Have you seen you?'
所以你是在嘲讽吗 没有有用的提示吗 So you're just going to be snide? No helpful hints?
有一个...摘掉领结 Hmm, well, here's one... bow tie, get rid!
领结很酷啊 Bow ties are cool.
拜托 艾米 我是个普通人 Come on, Amy, I'm a normal bloke,
告诉我普通人都做些什么 tell me what normal blokes do.
他们会看电视 踢足球 泡酒吧 They watch telly, they play football, they go down the pub.
我可以做这些事 平时不做 但可以做 I could do those things! I don't, but I could!
等等 等等 艾米 Hang on. Wait, wait, wait! Amy?!
有意思 Interesting.
局部的时间循环 Localised time loop.
-这怎么回事 -时间扭曲 - What's all that? - Time distortion.
楼上发生的事还在影响你 Whatever's happening upstairs, is still affecting you.
停止了 算是吧 It's stopped... ish!
-你那边怎么样 -我这边挺好的 - How about your end? - My end's good.
所以听起来不怎么样 但没什么要担心的吗 'So, doesn't sound great, but nothing to worry about?'
没有 并没有 No, no, no, not really!
把Z字型绘图仪拉到底 它会保护你 Just keep the zigzag plotter on full, that'll protect you.
艾米 我是说Z字型绘图仪 Amy, I said the zigzag plotter!
我拉的就是Z字型绘图仪 I pulled the zigzag plotter!
-你背对门站着吗 -对 - What, you're standing with the door behind you? - Yes!
好 朝右走两步 重新拉 OK, take two steps to your right and pull it again!
现在我决不能使用音速起子 Now, I must not use the sonic.
我有事要忙了 我要找来一些东西 I've got work to do, need to pick up a few items.
别待得太舒服 Don't get comfortable!
-博士 -什么事 - Doctor! - Hello?!
你要在里面洗多久 How long are you going to be in there?
抱歉 我喜欢慢慢洗 Oh, sorry, I like a good soak!
-这怎么回事 -你说什么 - What the hell was that? - What did you say?
我要上楼去 看看他还好吗 I'm just going to go upstairs, see if he's OK.
什么 Sorry?
你刚才说什么 What did you say?
你好 什么事 Yes? Hello?
克雷格 Craig?
我是住在楼下的 我听到一声巨响 It's me from downstairs. I heard a big bang.
没办法了...该使用起子了 No choice... it's sonicking time.
谢谢你 克雷格 但我不需要你的帮助 Thank you, Craig, but I don't need your help.
-怎么了 怎么回事 -这是我的牙刷吗 - What happened, what's going on? - Is that my toothbrush?
-对 你和楼上的人说话了吗 -对 - Correct. You spoke to the man upstairs? - Yeah.
-他长什么样 -比你现在的样子还正常 - What did he look like? - More normal than you do at the moment.
-你在干嘛 -我以为你会遇到麻烦 - What are you doing? - I thought you might be in trouble.
谢谢 我要是遇到麻烦 Thanks. Well if I ever am,
你可以拿着我的牙刷来救我 you can come and save me with my toothbrush.
你好 Ooh! Hello?
你好 我是博士 Hello! The Doctor.
-好吧 -你是索菲吧 - Right. - You must be Sophie.
不 多姆在马耳他 周围没人了 等等 No, Dom's in Malta, there's nobody around. Hang on a sec.
我们今天有个比赛 酒吧联赛 We've got a match today, pub league,
我们缺一个人 你有兴趣吗 we're one down if you fancy it?
酒吧联赛 喝酒比赛吗 Pub league? A drinking competition?
-不 足球 踢足球 -足球 足球 - No... football... play football? - Football. Football!
对 普通人会踢球 我想我很擅长踢足球 Yes, blokes play football! I'm good at football, I think.
你真救了我的命 我找到人了 You've saved my life! I've got somebody.
好了 到时候见 All right, see you down there.
索芙 Hey, Soph.
我想该早点来见见你的新室友 Hey, I thought i'd come early and meet your new flatmate.
你踢足球吗 索菲 Do you play, Sophie?
不 索芙只是站在场外 她是我的吉祥物 No, Soph just stands on the sidelines, she's my mascot.
我是你的吉祥物 吉祥物吗 I'm your mascot? Mascot?!
不是我的吉祥物 这是足球比赛 Well, not my mascot, it's a football match,
我不能带约会对象去 I can't take a date.
-我没说我是你的约会对象 -我也没有 - I didn't say I was your date. - Neither did I.
我还是穿上衣服吧 Better get dressed.
-备用球衣在底层抽屉里 -有点乱 - Oh, the spare kit's just in the bottom drawer. - Bit of a mess.
-你觉得怎么样 -你没说他这么帅 - What d'you think? - You didn't say he was gorgeous!
你打开了门 怎么办到的 这是你的钥匙 You unlocked the door. How did you do that? Those are your keys,
你一定是上次来的时候忘带走 you must have left them last time you came here.
对 但我...你怎么知道这是我的钥匙 Yeah, but I... How do you know these are my keys?
-我一直拿着 -我还有一串 - I've been holding them! - I have got another set.
-别人家的房子你有两串钥匙 -对 - You've got two sets of keys to someone else's house? - Yeah.
明白了 I see!
你一定也喜欢这里 You must like it here too.
所以我要出门 如果我一直呆在房里 So I'm going out, if I hang about the house all the time,
楼上的人或许会起疑心 注意到我 him upstairs might get suspicious, notice me.
足球 干得好 普通人的运动 Football, OK, well done, that is normal.
对 足球 户外活动 'Yeah, football, all outdoorsy. '
那么足球是带球棍那种 对吗 Now, football's the one with the sticks, isn't it?
你的真名叫什么 正式的名字 What are you actually called, what's your proper name?
-叫我博士就行 -对 - Just call me the Doctor. - Yeah.
我不能对那些人说 I can't say to these guys,
"这是我的新室友 他叫博士" "Hey, this is my new flatmate, he's called the Doctor. "
-为什么不行 -因为这很怪 - Why not? - Cos it's weird.
你好 克雷格 索芙 All right, Craig. Soph.
你好 兄弟 All right, mate.
你好 我是克雷格的新室友 Hello, I'm Craig's new flatmate.
-我叫博士 -好 博士 我是肖恩 - I'm called the Doctor. - All right, Doctor. I'm Sean.
-你最强的地方是哪里 -手臂 - Where are you strongest? - Arms.
不 他是说场上的什么位置 No, he means, what position? On the field?
我不确定 前场 边路 Not sure. The front? The side?
-下场 -那你有擅长的吗 - Below? - Are you any good though?
我们来看看吧 Let's find out!
还不错 That's not bad.
对 冲啊 Yes. Go!
短传 短传 One two, one two!
冲啊 博士 冲啊 博士 Go on, Doctor, go on, Doctor!
你真是天才 你太棒了 You're brilliant, you're amazing!
来吧 克雷格 让我们瞧瞧你的本事 Come on, Craig, show them what you've got!
我爱这个游戏 I love this game!
博士 博士 博士 博士 Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor!
请问能帮我吗 'Please can you help me?
请问能帮我吗 'Can you help me, please?'
你能帮我吗 'Can you help me?'
有人吗 Hello?
我和妈妈走丢了 我不知道她在哪里 I've lost my mum, I don't know where she is.
请问你能帮我吗 Please can you help me?
帮你 Help you?
小可怜 发生什么事了 You poor thing, what's happened?
你能帮我找到她吗 Can you help me find her?
你太适合进球队了 You are so on the team!
下周我们要对阵皇冠锚队 我们要歼灭他们 Next week we've got the Crown and Anchor, we'll annihilate them!
歼灭 不 没有暴力 只要有我在 Annihilate, no. No violence, not while I'm around,
今天不会 永远不会 not today, not ever.
我是博士 即将来临的暴风雨 I'm the Doctor, the oncoming storm...
你只是说在足球比赛中打败他们 对吗 and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
-对 -太好了 什么时候 - Yeah. - Lovely, what sort of time?
艾米 艾米 Amy? Amy?
又发生了 这次更糟 It's happening again! Worse!
扫描仪上显示什么 What does the scanner say?
很多9 显示9是好事吗 A lot of nines. Is it good that they're nines?
告诉我满屏的9是好事 Tell me it's good that they're all nines!
对对 是好事 Yes, yes, it's... it's good!
Z字型绘图仪 艾米 Zigzag plotter, zigzag plotter, Amy.
艾米 你在吗 Amy? Are you there?
-艾米 -对 我在 - 'Amy?' - Yes, hello.
谢天谢地 我还以为 Ah, thank heavens. I thought for a moment
塔迪斯和你都掉进时间漩涡 the TARDIS had been flung off into the vortex with you inside it,
永远回不来了 lost forever.
还可能发生这种事 You mean that could actually happen!?
-你得把我弄出去 -数字现在是多少 - You have got to get me out of here. - How are the numbers?
都是5 All fives.
5 Fives?
更好了 Even better.
但它仍旧意味着那现象不可思议的强大 'Still, it means the effect's almost unbelievably
且危险 但别担心 powerful and dangerous, but don't worry. '
撑着点 好吗 Hang on, OK?
-我要做点电工活 -你 "撑着" - 'I've got some rewiring to do. ' - Hey! You... "Hang on"!
你好 室友 Hello, flatmate.
兄弟 Hey, man.
是这样 索菲今晚要来 Listen, Sophie's coming round tonight and
你能给我们俩一点私人空间吗 I was wondering if you could give us some space?
不用管我 你都不会意识到我的存在 Oh, don't mind me. You won't even know I'm here.
就是这样 That's the idea.
完美 真是个美人 Yes, perfect! What a beauty!
-它变大了 -还真是 - That's got bigger. - Oh yeah.
我们要出门吗 Are we going out?
我这一天过得有点古怪 I've had a bit of a weird day,
我们能吃披萨喝啤酒看电视吗 can we do pizza-booze-telly?
好 我喜欢 等着 Great, love it! Wait.
没有梅丽娜 没有危机 没有打扰 No Melina, no crises, no interruptions.
太棒了 很好 Great. Excellent.
索芙 Um, Soph...
我 I've...
我想 I think...
你要说什么 Where's this going?
我觉得我们 I think that we...
应该 ...should...
-你们好 -什么 - Hello. - What?
抱歉 别担心 我没在听 Whoops, sorry, don't worry, I wasn't listening,
一直沉浸在自己的世界里呢 in a world of my own down there.
我以为你会出门的 I thought you were going out?
就是重连一下电路 这真是一团糟 Just re-connecting all the electrics, it's a real mess.
这个起子的开关在哪里 Where's the on-switch for this?
他真的要出去的 He really is on his way out.
没事 你不介意的话我也不介意 No, I don't mind, if you don't mind.
我不介意 我为什么要介意 I don't mind, why would I mind?
那你留下吧 跟我们喝杯酒 Then stay, have a drink with us.
什么 我现在又得留下来啦 What, do I have to stay now?
-你想留下吗 -我无所谓 - Do you want to stay? - I don't mind.
-好啊 -太好了 - OK! - Great!
因为人生有时似乎毫无意义 博士 Cos life can seem pointless, you know Doctor?
工作 周末 工作 周末 Work, weekend, work, weekend.
地球上有 And there's six billion
六十亿人都过着这样的生活 people on the planet doing pretty much the same.
六十亿人 看你们俩工作的样子 Six billion people? Watching you two at work,
真令人好奇这些人是怎么来的 I'm starting to wonder where they all come from.
什么 你什么意思 What? What do you mean by that?
那么 说说电话中心吧 那里不好吗 So then, the call centre. That's no good, then?
你真正想做的是什么 What do you really want to do?
别笑 我只跟克雷格说过这个 Don't laugh. I only ever told Craig about it.
我想做照看动物的工作 I want to work looking after animals.
可能要出国 我在电视上看到过猩猩救助站 Maybe abroad? I saw this orang-utan sanctuary on telly.
-那你怎么没去呢 -她没法去 - What's stopping you? - She can't,
需要很多资格证 you need loads of qualifications.
没错 还很吓人 我认识的人都住在这里 Yeah, true. Plus it's scary, everyone I know lives round here.
克雷格曾收到过来自伦敦的工作邀约 Like Craig got offered a job in London,
薪水更高 但没有接受 better money, didn't take it.
留在这里不好吗 干嘛要去伦敦 What's wrong with staying here? I can't see the point of London.
可能那是你的问题呢 Well, perhaps that's you, then.
可能你就得呆在这里 Perhaps you'll just have to stay here,
图个安稳 有点痛苦 到死为止 secure and a little bit miserable until the day you drop.
总比努力后失败强 对吧 Better than trying and failing, eh?
你认为我会失败 You think I'd fail?
人人都有梦想 索菲 Everybody's got dreams, Sophie,
很少有人能实现梦想 为什么要假装你能呢 very few are going to achieve them, so why pretend?
宇宙虽然那么大 Perhaps, in the whole universe,
但你大概就适合留在电话中心 a call centre is where you should be?
你为什么这么说 这太恶劣了 Why are you saying that? That's horrible.
我说的对吗 Is it true?
当然不对 Of course it's not true.
我不会一辈子呆在电话中心的 I'm not staying in a call centre all my life,
我想做什么就能做什么 I can do anything I want!
没错 没错 Oh! Yeah! Right!
天哪 你知道他刚刚干了什么吗 Oh, my God! Did you see what he just did?
不知道 怎么了 你要和猴子住一起了吗 No, what's happening? Are you going to live with monkeys now?
这世界一直很大 索菲 It's a big old world, Sophie.
想清楚到底是什么让你停留在此 Work out what's really keeping you here, eh?
我不知道 I don't know.
不知道 Dunno.
你要出发去看这世界了吗 So, are you going to be taking off then, seeing the world?
什么 你觉得我应该这么做吗 What? Do you think I should?
当然啊 Yeah...
正如博士所说 有什么让你停留呢 Like the Doctor says, what's keeping you here?
正是如此 有什么呢 Yeah, exactly! What?
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - See you.
回见 See you in a bit.
好了 屏障已经升起 Right. Shield's up.
开始扫描 Let's scan!
结果如何 'What are you getting?'
楼上 没有高科技的踪影 Upstairs. No traces of high technology.
完全正常 Totally normal.
不 不 不 不可能 No no, no, no, it can't be!
太正常了 It's too normal.
只有你才觉得太正常有问题 Only for you could too normal be a problem.
你说过我可能会永远失踪的 上楼去吧 You said I could be lost forever. Just go upstairs.
我一无所知的送命的话 你就真回不来了 Without knowing, get myself killed, then you really are lost.
只要我能看一眼 If I could just get a look in there...
等等 Hold on.
用数据库 给我看这栋楼的蓝图 Use the data bank, get me the plans of this building...
我要知道它的历史 平面图 一切 I want to know its history, the layout, everything.
同时 我要雇一个间谍 Meanwhile, I shall recruit a spy.
去腐大师 The Rotmeister...
克雷格 Craig!
克雷格 早餐 常规早餐 Craig? Breakfast, it's normal.
克雷格 Craig?
克雷格 Craig!
克雷格 我告诉过你不要碰它 那是什么 Craig, I told you not to touch it! What's that?
没见过 但显然是有毒物质 It's an unfamiliar and obviously poisonous substance.
"我知道真正聪明的做法 "Oh, I know what would be really clever,
只要伸手去摸就行" I'll stick my hand in it!"
克雷格 呼吸 Come on, Craig, breathe.
来吧 克雷格 呼吸 Come on, Craig, breathe!
这可是健康的足球运动员的肺 Thems are healthy footballer's lungs!
逆转酶的衰变 Right. Reverse the enzyme decay.
激活丹宁酸分子 Excite the tannin molecules.
-我得去上班 -没门 你得休息 - I've got to go to work. - On no account. You need rest.
再喝一口 One more.
-要开策划会议 很重要 -你最重要 - It's the planning meeting, it's important. - You're important.
你会没事的 克雷格 You're going to be fine, Craig.
什么 What!
不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
下午好 Oh, afternoon.
实在太抱歉了 迈克尔 I'm so sorry, Michael,
我不知道怎么了 我没有任何借口 I don't know what happened, I've got no excuse.
我想这和我屏幕显示的结果不符 朗先生 I think that's not what my screen is telling me, Mr Lang.
他在这里干嘛 你在这里干嘛 What's he doing here? What are you doing here?
你的态度就这样的话 郎先生 If that's your attitude, Mr Lang,
我建议你去找别人做生意 I suggest you take your custom elsewhere.
不 那是我最好的客户之一 No, no, no, that's one of my best clients!
你好克雷格 你感觉如何 我刚好有空 Hello, Craig, how are you feeling? Had some time to kill,
又很感兴趣 从没在办公室工作过 I was curious, never worked in an office.
-没在任何地方工作过 -你疯了 - Never worked in anywhere. - You're insane!
别管博士 我喜欢博士 Leave off the Doctor, I love the Doctor.
他在策划会议上表现出众 He was brilliant in the planning meeting.
你参加了策划会议 You went to the planning meeting?
是啊 我是你的代表 Yes. I was your representative.
我们不再需要郎先生了 无礼的朗先生 We don't need Mr Lang any more. Rude Mr Lang.
给你 我找到了一些蛋奶糊 Here you go, and I found some custard creams!
索菲 我的英雄 Sophie, my hero.
克雷格 我申请了一家野生动物慈善机构 Hi Craig. I went on the web, applied for a wildlife charity thing.
他们说我可以直接从义工开始 They said I could always start as a volunteer straight away.
-我该做吗 -好啊 挺好的 去做吧 - Should I do it? - Yeah, great, yeah, good, go for it.
你脸色真糟 该走啦 回床上去 马上 You look awful. About turn! Bed. Now.
下一个是谁 对了 Who next? Oh, yes.
你好 约根森先生 Hello, Mr Joergensen.
你能等等吗 我得吃块饼干 Can you hold? I have to eat a biscuit.
什么鬼 What the hell?
你上过楼吗 Have you been upstairs?
什么 Yes?
你能做到的 给我看看那上面是什么 You can do it. Show me what's up there?
门后是什么 What's behind that door?
努力给我看 这说不通 Try to show me. Ohh, that doesn't make sense!
见过有人上去吗 很多人 很好 Ever see anyone go up there? Lots of people? Good good.
什么样的人 What kind of people?
从不下来的人 糟了 太糟了 People who never come back down. That's bad. That's very bad.
-你好 -我实在受不了了 我要你走 - Oh, hello. - I can't take this any more. I want you to go!
-钱你都拿回去吧 -我做了什么 - You can have this back an' all. - What have I done?
-首先 和猫说话 -跟猫说话的人多了 - For a start, talking to a cat. - Lots of people talk to cats.
人人都爱你 Everybody loves you,
你踢球比我强 工作比我好 you're better at football than me, and my job,
现在索菲还满嘴"猴子 猴子"的 and now Sophie's all "Oh, monkeys, monkeys!"
而且 还有那个 And then... there's that!
那是艺术 对现代社会的宣言 It's art! A statement on modern society,
"现代社会多可怕啊" "Ooh, ain't modern society awful?"
我跟你没法共处 Me and you, it's not gonna work out.
你在这里只呆了三天 You've only been here three days,
但已经是我这辈子最怪的三天 it's been the three weirdest days of my life.
我走的话你的日子会更怪的 Your days will get a lot weirder if I go!
我以为是好的那种怪法 但不是 是坏的 I thought it was good weird, but it's not, it's bad weird!
我受不了了 I can't do this any more!
我不能离开 我就像你一样 I can't leave this place. I'm like you,
不知道去别的地方干嘛 I can't see the point of anywhere else.
马德里 就是个垃圾场 我得留下 Madrid, hah, what a dump! I have to stay.
-你才不是 你得走 -我不能走 - No, you don't, you have to leave! - I can't go!
出去 Just get out!
只有这样了 我给你看点东西 Right! Only way! I'm going to show you something,
但别出声 真的 but ssh, really, ssh!
我肯定会后悔的 好吧 Oh, I am going to regret this. OK, right...
首先 背景知识 First, general background!
-你是个 -对 - You're a... - Yes.
来自 你有个塔迪斯 From... You've got a TARDIS!
第十一任 Eleventh!
此事详情 Right... OK, specific detail!
艾米 艾米 Amy! Amy!
你在文具店橱窗看到我的广告 You saw my ad in the paper shop window.
广告上有这个 Yes, with this right above it.
这很奇怪 因为艾米还没写下它呢 Which is odd, because Amy hasn't written it yet.
博士 看这个 阿克曼路79号A 艾米留
时间旅行 这的确有可能 Time travel, it CAN happen.
那是个扫描器 That's a scanner!
你用了不算高科技的兰玛斯坦科技 You used non-technological technology of Lammasteen.
闭嘴 Shut up!
你能帮我吗 Please can you help me?
-求你 能帮我吗 -怎么了 小可爱 - Please. Will you help me? - What's the matter, my love?
帮你 Help you?
我再也再也不这么做了 I am never, ever doing that ever ever again...
-艾米 -那是艾米·庞德 - Amy! - That's Amy Pond!
当然 你现在能理解我们了 Oh, of course, you can understand us now.
好棒棒 拿到图纸了吗 Hurrah. Got those plans yet?
还在找 Still searching for them!
我已经通过和一只猫的心灵链接搞清楚了 I've worked it out with psychic help from a cat.
-猫 -没错 我知道楼上有个时间机器 - Cat? - Yes, I know he's got a time engine in the flat upstairs.
他在用无辜的人尝试启动它 He's using innocent people to try and launch it.
他每次尝试 都导致他们被烧死 Whenever he does, they get burnt up,
所以那污渍 hence the stain on...
-出现在你天花板上 -从天花板上出现 - your ceiling. - From the ceiling?
干得好 克雷格 Well done, Craig.
至于你呢 庞德小姐 And you, Miss Pond,
-差点被丢进漩涡里 -真好 - nearly get thrown off into the Vortex. - Lovely!
有人要死在上面了 People are dying up there?
-有人要死 有人要死 -艾米 - People are dying. People are dying. - Amy!
博士 Doctor!
他们正在被杀 They're being killed!
楼上现在有人 Someone's up there.
博士 等等 'Doctor!' Hang on!
克雷格 来 上面有人正性命垂危 Craig, come on... someone's dying up there.
是索菲 是索菲要死了 是索菲 It's Sophie. It's Sophie that's dying up there, it's Sophie!
博士 Doctor!
-索菲在哪里 -等等 艾米 - Where's Sophie! - Wait, wait! Amy?
-你们上楼了吗 -正准备进去 - Are you upstairs? - Just going in!
不 你们不可能上楼 No. But you can't be upstairs.
-我当然能上楼 -快啊 - Of course I can be upstairs! - Come on!
不对 我拿到了图纸 你们不可能在楼上 No! I've got the plans, you cannot be upstairs,
这栋楼只有一层 it's a one-storey building.
根本没有楼上 'There is no upstairs!'
什么 What?
什么 What's...
当然是这样 Oh, of course!
不是楼上有时间机器 楼上就是时间机器 The time engine isn't IN the flat. The time engine IS the flat!
有人想造一个塔迪斯 Someone's attempt to build a TARDIS.
不对 一直有二楼的 No, there's always been an upstairs.
-有吗 仔细想想 -有的 - Has there? Think about it! - Yes.
-没有 我也不... -感知过滤器 - No. I don't... - Perception filter.
它不仅仅是一层伪装 它还影响了你的记忆 It's more than a disguise. It tricks your memory.
索菲 Sophie!
索菲 天哪 索菲 Sophie! Oh, my God, Sophie!
克雷格 它在操纵她 它令她去碰启动器 Craig! It's controlling her. It's willing her to touch the activator.
它不会得逞的 It's not going to have her!
锁死了 Ah! Deadlock seal!
你得做点什么 You've got to do something!
怎么回事 它为什么放过了她 What? Why's it let her go?
你会帮我 You will help me.
停 失事的飞船 让我看看 你好 Right! Stop! Crashed ship, let's see. Hello.
我是国际救援组织的特洛伊·英俊船长 I'm Captain Troy Handsome of International Rescue.
请描述您所遭遇的险情 Please state the nature of your emergency.
飞船失事了 The ship has crashed.
船员皆已遇难 需要一名飞行员 The crew are dead. A pilot is required.
你是失事应急程序 You're the emergency crash program.
全息投影 你一直 A hologram. You've been
引诱人们上来 好让你可以用他们试验 luring people up here so you can try them out.
你会帮助我 你会帮助我 你会帮助我 You will help me, you will help me, you will help me.
克雷格 这是什么 我是在哪里 Craig! What is it? Where am I?
嘘 人类的大脑不够强大 Hush! Human brains aren't strong enough,
他们只会被烧死 但你智力低下 对吧 they just burn. But you're stupid, aren't you?
你就一直不停尝试 you just keep trying.
已试用17人 17 people have been tried.
剩余6000400026人 6,000,400,026 remain.
说真的 这是怎么回事 Seriously, what is going on?
拜托 For goodness sake,
克雷格家的顶层实际上是一艘外星飞船 The top floor of craig's building is in reality an alien space ship,
它致力于削减这星球上的人口 intent on slaughtering the population of this planet.
还有问题吗 没有 好 Any questions? No, good.
-我有问题 -适格飞行员已寻获 - Yes, I have questions. - The correct pilot has now been found.
对 我就担心你会这么说 Yes, I was a bit worried you'd say that.
他指的是你 博士 对吗 He means you, Doctor, doesn't he?
适格飞行员已寻获 The correct pilot has been found.
-现在什么情况 -它在把我拉过去 - What's happening? - It's pulling me in!
-我是新选中的飞行员 -你能做到吗 - I'm the new pilot! - Could you do it?
你能驾驶这飞船吗 Could you fly the ship safely?
不能 我对这飞船来说太过强大 No, I'm way too much for this ship.
我的手一碰到那面板 My hand touches that panel, the planet
会爆炸的就不是这颗星球 而是整个太阳系 doesn't blow up, the whole solar system does.
适格飞行员已寻获 The correct pilot has been found.
不 我保证这是最坏的选项 住手 No... worst choice ever, I promise you. Stop this!
博士 情况越来越糟了 Doctor, it's getting worse.
它不是谁都想要 克雷格 它不想要你 It doesn't want everyone. Craig, it didn't want you!
我跟他说过话 他说我帮不了他 I spoke to him and he said I couldn't help him!
它原来也不想要索菲 但它今天想要了 It didn't want Sophie before today, but now it does.
是什么变了呢 What's changed?
不 我让她想要离开 No! I gave her the idea of leaving!
这是一架想要离开的机器 It's a machine that needs to leave,
它只想要心生去意的人 it wants people who want to escape!
你不想走 克雷格 你是沙发侠 And you don't want to leave, Craig, you're Mr Sofa Man.
博士 Doctor!
克雷格 你能关闭这台机器 Craig, you can shut down the engine.
把你的手按在面板上 Put your hand on the panel
专心想你不愿离开的理由 and concentrate on why you want to stay!
-克雷格 不 -这会有用吗 - Craig, no! - Will it work?
-会 -你确定 - Yes! - Are you sure?
-确定 -这是谎话吗 - Yes! - Is that a lie?
这当然是谎话 Of course it's a lie!
对我来说足够了 下去喽 It's good enough for me. Geronimo!
-克雷格 -博士 - Craig! - Doctor!
克雷格 是什么让你想要留下 想想 Craig, what's keeping you here? Think about everything
让你留恋的一切 你为何不想走 that makes you want to stay here! Why don't you want to leave?
索菲 我不想离开索菲 Sophie! And I don't want to leave Sophie!
我不能离开索菲 我爱索菲 I can't leave Sophie! I love Sophie!
我也爱你 克雷格 你这傻瓜 I love you, too, Craig, you idiot!
-博士 -你说真的 - Doctor! - Honestly, do you mean that?
我当然是说真的 你认真的吗 Of course I mean it! Do you mean it?
我一直是认真的 I've always meant it.
-但你是认真的吗 -当然 - Seriously though, do you mean it? - Yes!
猴子怎么办 What about the monkeys?
别现在提这个 克雷格 这颗星球要炸了 Oh, not now, not again! Craig, the planet's about to burn!
看在老天份上 亲那姑娘 For God's sake, kiss the girl!
亲那姑娘 Kiss the girl!
博士 'Doctor!'
你做到了 You've done it.
你做到了 Aha, you've done it!
现在屏幕上显示的都是0了 'Oh, now the screen's just zeros!
现在是-1 -2 -3 Now it's minus ones, minus twos, minus threes... '
太好啦 Big yes!
救我 救我 救我 救我 Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me.
糟糕了 Big no.
救我 救我 救我 救我 Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me.
我们没关掉它吗 Did we switch it off?
紧急关停 它要内爆了 所有人立刻离开 Emergency shutdown, it's imploding, everybody out, out, out!
救我 救我 救我 救我 Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me...
救我 救我 救我 救我 Help me. Help me. Help me...
-博士 -救我 救我 救我 救我 - Doctor! - Help me. Help me. Help me...
看他们 他们没看到吗 Look at them. Didn't they see that?
一整个顶层都凭空消失了 The whole top floor just vanished.
感知过滤器 根本就没有过顶层 Perception filter. There never was a top floor.
-我们毁了我们的友情 -一丝不剩 - So have we spoiled our friendship, then? - Totally ruined it.
猴子怎么办 And what about the monkeys?
我们能一起拯救它们的 We could save them together, you know.
做我们想做的一切 Do whatever we want.
只要你和我在一起 我就觉得巴黎也不错 I could see the point of Paris if you were there with me.
我们先彻底摧毁我们的友情再说 First let's destroy our friendship completely.
怎么 你是想偷溜出去吗 What, you're trying to sneak off?
对 你们俩刚刚 Yes, well, you were sort of...
正忙 busy.
-我希望你留着这串钥匙 -谢谢 - I want you to keep these. - Thank you.
我可能不久就会回来 再呆几天 Cos I might pop back soon, have another little stay.
不 你不会 我读过你的心 记得吗 No, you won't. I've been in your head, remember.
但我仍旧希望你留着钥匙 But I still want you to keep them.
-谢谢 克雷格 -谢谢 博士 - Thank you, Craig. - Thank you, Doctor.
索菲 Sophie.
好了 世上有6000400026人 Now then. 6,000,400,026 people in the world.
你们要打破这数字啊 That's the number to beat.
博士酷毙了
及时返回 Back in time!
你得去那家文具店一趟 给我留那张字条 You need to go to the paper shop, leave that note for me.
你挺擅长当月老啊 不能给我找个对象吗 Right little matchmaker, aren't you? Can't you find me a fella?
整流器又发动了 抓紧 Oh, rectifier's playing up again... Hold on.
你写下那字条 我去更改遗嘱 You write the note and I'll change that will.
你有笔吗 You got a pen?
记得用红笔 Make sure it's a red pen.
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前集中提到过MS曾立志成为职业足球运动员 但因为背伤不得不转而专心表演事业 不过本集编剧对此澄清说 本集中的踢球场景 是在选定MS出演博士之前就已经写好的 所以这只是美好的巧合 官方和MS本人均澄清 本集中博士仅着浴巾的场景并非全裸拍摄