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机场无线网络
危险
Danger!
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警告
这是一条警告 This is a warning.
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对全世界的警告 A warning to the whole world.
你在寻找无线网 You're looking for Wi-Fi.
无线网络已连接
而有时候你会发现 And sometimes you see something...
有点像这样的网络名 A bit like this.
不要点击 千万不要点击 Don't click it. Do. Not. Click. It.
一旦点击 他们就侵入了你的电脑 Once you've clicked it, they're in your computer.
他们就能看见你 They can see you.
如果他们能看见你 他们就能选中你 And if they can see you, they might choose you.
如果他们选中了你 And if they do...
你就会死 you die.
24小时之内 你就会死 Within 24 hours, you're dead.
死一段时间 For a while.
而人们的灵魂会被上传到网络 People's souls are being uploaded to the internet.
有的人会被困在其中 Some people get stuck.
他们的心智 灵魂 被困在无线网中 Their minds, their souls, trapped in the Wi-Fi.
就好像回声 鬼魂 Like echoes. Like ghosts.
有时你能听见他们的尖叫 I don't know where I am!
有时你能听见他们在尖叫 Sometimes you can hear their screams.
在广播中 在电视上 在网上 On the radio. On the telly. On the net.
我不知道我在哪 I don't know where I am!
这是真的 这不是骗局 This is real. This is not a hoax.
我不知道我在哪 I, I don't know where I am!
也不是玩笑 Or a joke.
这里是哪里 ここどこ?
-也不是故事 -我不知道我在哪 - Or a story. - I don't know where I am!
这是真的 我知道的 This is real and I know that,
因为 because...
我不知道我在哪 I don't know where I am.
求你了 如果你能听到我 Please, if you can hear me...
如果你能听到我 If you can hear me,
我不知道我在哪 I don't know where I am.
-我不知道我在哪 -我不知道我在哪 - I don't know where I am! - I don't know where I am!
神秘博士 第七季第六集
圣约翰钟声
坎布里亚 1207年
快叫醒院长 Wake the Abbot.
圣约翰的钟响了 The bells of Saint John are ringing!
我们必须去见他 We must go to him!
他们称他为疯修士 对不对 They call him the mad monk, don't they?
他们错了 他绝对不是修士 They shouldn't. He's definitely not a monk.
抱歉打扰了 圣约翰的钟响了 I'm sorry to intrude. The bells of Saint John are ringing.
我需要一匹马 I'm going to need a horse!
跑吧 聪明小子 记住我
那就是她吗 Is that her?
一死再死之女 以及她的临终遗言 The woman twice dead, and her final message.
他隐居于此安宁僻静之处 He has withdrawn to this place of peace and solitude
希图领悟此言真意 that he might divine her meaning.
若他真疯了 那这便是他的疯魔 If he truly is mad, then this is his madness.
跑吧 聪明小子 记住我
安吉 你上得去网吗 Angie, is the internet working?
想打给客服 但就是没人接 Trying to phone the helpline, they won't answer.
-反正我上得去 -你用完了我能用用吗 - It's working for me. - Can I use it when you're finished?
网络可以多人同时用的 克拉拉 More than one person can use the internet at a time, Clara.
-你作业写完了吗 -闭嘴吧 你又不是我妈 - You done your homework? - Shut up, you're not my mum!
我也没想当你妈 好吗 And I'm not trying to be. OK?
好吧 多谢 安吉自己在家也没事 Right, yes! Angie's probably fine on her own,
你今晚不用来了也可以 you could probably have the night off.
我没事 我会待在楼上鼓捣我的电脑 I'm OK, I'll be upstairs trying to figure out my computer.
总之广告已经打出去了 希望能有人来应征 Anyway, the adverts are in, so hopefully we'll find someone.
我一直在 需要的话找我就行 I'm here as long as you need me.
太好了 好了快点阿尔蒂 该走了 Good! Right, come on, Artie, time to go.
《晚夏寒秋》 艾米莉亚·威廉姆斯著
你读到哪一章了 What chapter you on?
-第十章 -十一章最棒了 你会哭瞎的 - Ten. - 11's the best. You'll cry your eyes out.
阿尔蒂 Artie!
拜托 接电话啊 Oh, come on, just answer,
快接 快接 快接接接 just pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.
根本不应该响的 That is not supposed to happen.
圣约翰救伤会
喂 Hello?
啊你好 我搜不到无线网了 Ah, hello. I can't find the internet.
-什么 -网络找不到了 - I'm sorry? - It's gone, the internet.
哪里都找不着 在哪呢 Can't find it anywhere. Where is it?
网络 The internet?
没错 网络 为什么我连不上网 Yes, the internet. Why don't I have the internet?
现在是1207年[12点07分] It's 1207.
我这看着是三点半呢 我打到别的时区了吗 I've got 3.30. Am I phoning a different time zone?
没错 你确实是跨时区了 Yeah, you really sort of are.
收我多少漫游费啊 Will it show up on the bill?
我都不敢想 听着 你从哪找到的这个号码 Oh, I dread to think. Listen, where did you get this number?
商店里的女的给我写的 Woman in the shop wrote it down.
这不是客服中心吗 It's the helpline, isn't it?
她说你们中心服务最好了 She said it was the best helpline out there.
全宇宙都最好 她是这么说的 In the universe, she said.
什么女人 她是谁 What woman? Who was she?
我怎么知道 就是商店里的女的 I dunno, the woman in the shop.
所以为什么我连不上网 So why isn't there internet?
难道不应该 自动连上吗 Shouldn't it just sort of... be there?
听着 我其实不是 这里不是 Look, listen, I'm not actually... this isn't...
你点过无线网络的图标了吧 You have clicked on the Wi-Fi button, haven't you?
等等 Hang on.
无线网络 Wi-Fi?
点一下无线网络的图标 Click on the Wi-Fi.
你会看到一个网络名列表 你认得哪个 You'll see a list of names. Is there one you recognise?
请输入密码
它让我输入密码 It's asking me for a password.
我去找妮娜玩可以吗 你可以去问她妈 Is it OK if I go and see Nina? You can call her mum.
行 网络密码是什么 Sure. What's the password for the internet?
密码是Rycbar123 Rycbar123.
这我怎么记得住啊 How am I supposed to remember that?
里面是恶灵吗 Is it an evil spirit?
是个女人 It's a woman.
等等 你稍等一会儿 Hang on. Just a mo.
跑 吧 聪 明 小 子 记 住 我 Run. You. Clever. Boy. And. Remember.
一 One!
跑吧 聪明小子 Run, you clever boy.
二 Two!
记住我 And remember.
-三 -你刚才说什么 - Three! - What did you say?
你嚷什么嚷 我都输错了 Don't shout, you made me type it wrong.
错误 密码不正确 请重试
我又被挡回来了 我该怎么做 怎么连回去 It's thrown me out again. What do I do, how do I get back in?
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就是一句帮助记密码的话而已 It was just a thing to remember the password.
"跑吧 聪明小子 记住我"的首字母 等等 Run, you clever boy and remember. Oh, hang on!
来了来了 我听到了 Hello, yes, I hear you.
来了 来了 哪位 Yep. Uh-huh. Hello?
克拉拉 克拉拉·奥斯瓦尔德 Clara? Clara Oswald?
-你谁 -克拉拉·奥斯温·奥斯瓦尔德 - Hello? - Clara Oswin Oswald?
没有奥斯温 那个中间名怎么来的 Just Clara Oswald. What was that middle one?
你记得我吗 Do you remember me?
不记得 应该记得吗 你哪位 No. Should I? Who are you?
我是博士啊 不记得吗 忘了博士了吗 The Doctor. No? The Doctor?
哪个博士 Doctor who?
不对 就叫博士 No, just the Doctor.
其实 抱歉 你能再问我一遍吗 Actually, sorry, could you just ask me that again?
我能再什么 Could I what?
-你能再问我一遍吗 -哪个博士 - Could you just ask me that question again? - Doctor who?
美得很 再问一遍 OK, just once more.
哪个博士 Doctor who?
太棒了 Oh, yeah.
知道吗 我从没想到 D'you know, I never realised
这个问题会这么悦耳 how much I enjoy hearing that said out loud.
-谢谢你 -再见 - Thank you. - OK.
别 不要 克拉拉 求你了 Hey, no! Clara, please.
克拉拉 我需要和你谈谈 Clara, I need to talk to you!
听着 拜托了 Listen, please.
克拉拉·奥斯瓦尔德 Clara Oswald.
她身上确定到积极信号 但也在标准线上下 We've got a positive lock on her, but I think she's borderline.
很聪明 但是对电脑一窍不通 Very clever, but no computer skills.
总之先上传她 给她分配一个电脑技能包 Upload her anyway, splice her a computer skills package.
我这就去激活勺子头 I'll activate a Spoonhead.
阿列克西 它们是服务器 不是勺子头 Alexei, we call them servers, not Spoonheads.
抱歉 吉斯莱特女士 Sorry, Miss Kizlet.
我挺喜欢阿列克西的 I'm ever so fond of Alexei,
但我的良知告诉我趁早把他杀了 but my conscience says we should probably kill him.
我去通知人资 I'll inform HR.
其实 他马上就要去休假了 Actually, he's about to go on holiday.
等他回来了再杀 咱们不要那么无情 Kill him when he gets back, let's not be unreasonable.
你有事找我吗 Didn't you want to speak to me?
我们上传的人太多 速度太快了 We're uploading too many people, too quickly.
我们会被发现的 We're going to get noticed.
如果你的良心过不去 那你就这么想 If your conscience is bothering you, think of it like this.
我们在保存鲜活的心智 We're preserving living minds,
永久保存在数据云上 in permanent form in the data cloud.
形同永生 只不过是致命的 It's like immortality. Only fatal.
我的良心没问题 My conscience is fine.
那就好 因为我们客户的需求最重要 Good. Because our client has his needs.
良知
多疑
你刚刚是不是黑了我 Did you just hack me?
就因为你改了主意了吗 Because you changed your mind?
希望是我改变了 I hope I did.
多疑
求你了 我只需要和你谈谈 Please! I just need to speak to you!
你怎么还没走 你到底是来干什么的 Why are you still here? Why are you here at all?
是你打给我 是你要找无线网 You phoned me. You were looking for the internet.
-原来那是你 -当然是我 - That was you? - Course it was me.
你是怎么这么快就找上门的 How did you get here so fast?
我恰好就在附近 拿移动电话接的 I just happened to be in the neighbourhood. On my mobile phone.
你说"移动电话"时为什么要指着那个蓝盒子 When you say "Mobile phone", why do you point at that blue box?
因为这个名词出奇地准确 Because it's a surprisingly accurate description.
很好 就这样吧 OK, we're finished now.
喂不要 你看 Oi, no, look...
安吉 Angie?
安吉 你在楼上吗 Angie, are you upstairs?
安吉 你还没走吗 Angie, are you still here?
你好 Hello.
你是安吉的朋友吗 Are you a friend of Angie's?
我是安吉的朋友 I'm a friend of Angie's.
你在楼上干什么 What where you doing upstairs?
我在楼上 I was upstairs.
我是不是认识你 I know you, don't I?
你是不是认识我 You know me... don't you?
《晚夏寒秋》 艾米莉亚·威廉姆斯著
好了 不当修士了 Right, don't be a monk.
修士一点都不酷 Monks are not cool!
克拉拉 Clara?
谁 Hello?
你看 是我 不当修士了 See? Look, it's me! De-monked.
正常着装 我现在能进去了吗 Sensible clothes. Erm, can I come in now?
我不明白 I don't understand.
-你能开门吗 -我不知道 - Could you just open the door? - I don't know...
你当然能打开 Of course you can!
我在哪 Where I am.
我不知道我在哪 I don't know where I am.
我在哪 告诉我 我在哪 Where am I? Please tell me, where I am!
我不知道我在哪 我不知道我在哪 I don't know where I am. I don't know where I am!
-我不知道我在哪 -克拉拉 克拉拉 - I don't know where I am! - Clara! Clara?
我不知道我在哪 我不知道我在哪 I don't know where I am! I don't know where I am!
我不明白 我不知道我在哪 I don't understand. I don't know where I am!
我不知道我在哪 我不明白 I don't know where I am! I don't understand!
我不知道我在哪 I don't know where I am!
我在哪 我不知道我在哪 Where am I? I don't know where I am.
我不知道我在哪 I don't know where I am.
错误
出问题了 I've got a problem!
移动基站 A walking base station.
一台移动无线网基站 大量吸取数据 A walking Wi-Fi base station, hoovering up data.
吸取人类 Hoovering up people!
不 你休想 Oh, no, you don't.
你休想 Oh, no, you don't.
就好像有人在逆转上传程序 It's like someone is trying to reverse an upload.
警报 错误
这可能吗 Is that possible?
如果上传尚未整合完成 那么理论上有可能 If the upload isn't fully integrated yet, in theory, yes.
警报
下载中
我的天 Oh, my God.
不不不不 Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
这次不会了 克拉拉 我保证 Not this time, Clara, I promise you.
你能阻止这一进程吗 Can you stop this?
不行 No!
没事了没事了 你没事了 你回来了 没错 It's OK, it's OK. You're fine, you're back. Yes, you are.
你回来了 Yes, you are.
怎样 Well?
那个黑客给我们留了言 Our hacker sent us a message.
她有我罩着
我认为他指的是那个女孩 I assume he's talking about the girl.
博士
出去 我要和客户谈谈 Get out. I have to speak to the client.
先生 你提醒过我的那个人 他来了 Sir. The one you told me about. He's here.
博士来了 The Doctor is here.
101个必去的地方
本簿属于克拉拉·奥斯瓦尔德 年龄
你好啊 Hello?
你好 你感觉还好吗 Hello. Are you all right?
-我在床上 -没错 - I'm in bed. - Yes.
-不记得怎么上床的了 -是啊 - Don't remember going. - No.
我错过什么了 What did I miss?
其实你错过了好多 Oh, quite a lot, actually.
安吉打电话来了 她要在妮娜家过夜 Angie called, she's going to stay over at Nina's.
显然这是完全没问题的 你根本不用担心 Apparently that's all completely fine and you shouldn't worry
别跟以前一样 拜托 别总是盯着她 like you always do, for God's sake, get off her back.
另外你父亲来电话了 主要说了政府的事 Also, your dad phoned. Mainly about the government.
他似乎对政府很不满 我光笔记就写了好几页 He seems very cross with them, I've got several pages on that.
我说我会查一查的 I said I'd look into it.
我还解决了洗碗机咔哒响的问题 I fixed that rattling noise in the washing machine,
给厨房橱柜分类摆放好 还优化了主花圃中 indexed the kitchen cupboards, optimised the photosynthesis
植物的光合作用 还组装了一辆方轮车 in the main flowerbed and assembled the quadrocycle.
你组装了什么 Assembled the what?
我在垃圾桶里找到了一辆散了架的方轮车 I found a disassembled quadrocycle in the garage.
你不可能找到那种东西 I don't think you did.
原来是我发明了方轮车 I invented the quadrocycle!
我当时怎么了 What happened to me?
你不记得了吗 Don't you remember?
我很害怕 非常害怕 I was scared. Really scared.
我不知道我在哪 I didn't know where I was.
现在知道了吗 Do you know now?
知道了 Yes.
那好 你应该好好睡一觉 Well, then, you should go to sleep,
因为你现在安全了 我保证 because you're safe now, I promise.
晚安 克拉拉 Goodnight, Clara.
你是在守着我吗 Are you guarding me?
没错 我就是 Well, yes. Yes, I am.
你真打算在那里坐一晚上吗 Are you seriously going to sit down there all night?
没错 我保证 我一寸都不会动的 Yes. I promise. I won't budge from this spot.
那好吧 我只好下去找你了 Well, then. I'll have to come to you.
这么说女孩还在室内 还活着吗 I take it the girl's inside. And alive?
是 Yes.
阿列克西 我需要你想出个好办法来 Alexei, I need you to do something creative about that.
智商
我喜欢你家 I like your house.
这不是我家 我是这家人的密友 It isn't mine, I'm a friend of the family.
是你在照顾孩子吗 Do you look after the kids?
没错 你是家庭教师对不对 就像 Oh yes, you're a governess, aren't you, just like...
就像什么 Just like what?
反正就像 Just like...
就像我料想的那样 I thought you probably would be.
你不解释解释我到底发生了什么吗 Are you going to explain what happened to me?
无线网络里有古怪 There's something in the Wi-Fi.
-好吧 -整个世界都浸泡在无线网信号里 - OK. - This whole world is swimming in Wi-Fi.
我们生活在一锅无线网浓汤里 We're living in a Wi-Fi soup!
假设有什么东西混进去了 Suppose something got inside it.
假设无线网络中寄生着什么东西 Suppose there was something living in the Wi-Fi,
收割人的心智 抽取它们 harvesting human minds, extracting them.
想象一下吧 Imagine that.
人类灵魂就像粘在万维网上的苍蝇 Human souls trapped like flies in the World Wide Web,
永远困在那里苦苦求助 stuck for ever, crying out for help.
这说的不就是推特吗 Isn't that basically Twitter?
这表情是什么意思 What's that face for?
一台电脑能黑进另一台电脑 A computer can hack another computer.
而一台活的 有知觉的电脑 A living, sentient computer...
也许就能黑进人们心中 编辑 重写他们 Maybe that could that hack people. Edit them. Rewrite them.
你为什么这么说 Why would you say that?
因为几个小时前你还对网络一无所知 Because a few hours ago you knew nothing about the internet.
而刚刚你却拿推特开了个玩笑 And you just made a joke about Twitter.
还真是 好奇怪 Oh. That's weird.
我脑子里现在全都是电脑知识 I know all about computers now in my head.
从哪里来的 Where did that come from?
你被短暂上传了一会儿 You were uploaded for a while.
不管你在哪 你额外带了一些东西回来 Wherever you were, you brought something extra back.
而我非常怀疑 Which I very much doubt
对方会允许你留着这些知识 you're going to be allowed to keep.
-你和我 马上躲进蓝盒子里 快 -什么 - You and me, inside that box, now. - I'm sorry?
-赶紧进去 -我们两个都进去吗 - Just get inside. - Both of us?
相信我 你一进来就明白了 Trust me, you'll understand once we're in there.
-那是肯定的 -克拉拉 拜托了 - I bet I will! - Clara, please!
这蓝盒子到底是什么 你为什么有个蓝盒子 What is that box, anyway? Why do you have a box?
-克拉拉 -是不是接吻单间一样的地方 - Clara! - Is it like a snogging booth?
-什么 -你就是做这个的吗 自带房间 - A what?! - Is that what you do, you bring a booth?
还真是热情啊 There's such a thing as too keen.
克拉拉 看看你周围 Clara, look around you!
怎么回事 是无线网把灯打开了吗 What's going on? What's happening? Is the Wi-Fi switching on the lights?
不 打开灯的是人 No. The people are switching on the lights.
而打开人的是无线网 The Wi-Fi is switching on the people.
那是什么东西 What is that thing?
是一台移动基站 你之前见过 A walking base station, you saw one earlier.
我看见的是个小女孩 I saw a little girl.
肯定是从你的潜意识中 Must have taken an image
选取了一个形象 然后拿来对付你 from your subconscious, thrown it back at you.
主动迷彩 Active camouflage!
他们可能在任何地方 They could be everywhere!
博士 博士 Doctor! Doctor!
怎么回事 What's going on?
我们真的需要激活整个伦敦吗 Do we need another London-wide activation?
我们不能总是推说是暴动 We can't always pass it off as a riot.
这里灯都亮了 其他地方的灯都灭了 为什么 All our lights on, everyone else's off. Why?
有些飞机上也有无线网 Some planes have Wi-Fi.
你说什么 I'm sorry?
我们现在一定是个非常显眼的目标 We must be one hell of a target right now.
你和我赶紧进蓝盒子 快点 You, me, box, now!
没错这是太空船 没错里面比外面大 Yes, it's a spaceship. Yes, it's bigger on the inside.
不 我没时间解释给你听 No, I don't have time to talk about it.
可是 可是 可是 这 But... but... but... it's...
请闭嘴 短程移动是很难的 Shut up, please, short hops are difficult.
里面 比外面大 真的更大 Bigger. On the inside. Actually bigger.
-好了 快来 -我们要回到外面吗 - Right, come on! - Are we going back out there?
我们已经移动了 这是太空船 我们飞走了 We've moved. It's a spaceship, we flew away.
-躲开飞机了吗 -不完全是 Away from the plane? Not exactly!
我们怎么上来的 How did we get here?
这是飞船 我说过了 非常科学 It's a ship, I told you, it's all very sciency!
这真的是飞机吗 那架飞机吗 他们都死了吗 Is this the plane, the actual plane? Are they all dead?
休眠了 被无线网关掉了 不用管他们 Asleep, switched off by the Wi-Fi, never mind them!
怎么回事 这是真的吗 告诉我到底是怎么了 What is going on? Is this real? Please tell me what is happening!
我是博士 我是来自外太空的外星人 I'm the Doctor. I'm an alien from outer space.
我一千岁了 我有两个心脏 I'm 1,000 years old. I've got two hearts.
可我不会开飞机 你会吗 And I can't fly a plane, can you?
也不会 No!
那好 我们一起来吧 Fine, let's do it together.
你觉得这么个V字弯会不会太炫技了 Do you think a victory roll would be too show-offy?
这是怎么回事 What the hell's going on?
我在阻塞你的无线网 所以你醒过来了 Well, I'm blocking your Wi-Fi, so you're waking up for a start.
跟你说 飞机还是你来开吧 Tell you what, do you want to drive?
我不明白到底是怎么了 I don't understand what's happened.
那个蓝盒子去哪了 That box, where's it gone?
找到那个蓝盒子 Find that box!
好了 你打算什么时候跟我解释到底怎么回事 OK. When are you going to explain what the hell is going on?
早餐 Breakfast.
什么 我才不要等到早餐 What? I ain't waiting till breakfast.
这是时间机器 你不用等到早餐时间 It's a time machine. You never have to wait for breakfast.
谢谢 谢谢 没错 魔法蓝盒子 Thank you, thank you. Yes, magic blue box.
感谢您的捐款 All donations gratefully accepted.
来来来 捧个钱场 Roll up, roll up, give us your dosh.
无论是几毛几块 通通给我 Pennies, pounds, anything you've got.
继续收集 我们需要挣够早饭钱 Keep collecting, we need enough for breakfast.
我先去一趟车库 Just popping back to the garage.
车库 Garage?
是这边 This way.
所以现在是明天了吗 明天提前到了 So, this is tomorrow, then? Tomorrow's come early.
不 还是正常时间来的 是我们抄了近道 No, it came at the usual time. We just took a short cut.
谢谢 谢谢 明天我会大变骆驼 克拉拉 Thank you, thank you. Tomorrow, a camel! Clara!
怎么了 What's happening?
蓝盒子 在河南岸 五分钟前绝对不在那里 Blue box. Southbank! Definitely wasn't there five minutes ago.
这次能确定吗 伯爵宫的行动太丢人了 Are we sure this time? Earl's Court was an embarrassment.
既然你有会飞的时间机器 If you've got a flying time machine,
那我们骑摩托车干什么 why are we on a motorbike?
我从不带着塔迪斯上战场 I don't take the TARDIS into battle.
因为是木头做的吗 Because it's made of wood?
因为这是全宇宙最强大的船 Because it's the most powerful ship in the universe
而我不希望它落进坏人手里 懂吗 and I don't want it falling into the wrong hands. OK?
我真喜欢伦敦 到处都是摄像头 I do love London. So many cameras.
既然我们能前往任何时间任何地点 So if we can travel anywhere in time and space,
那为什么要来到今天早上 有什么意义呢 why did we travel to the morning? What's the point in that?
追我们的人不管是谁 都找了我们一晚上 Whoever's after us spent the whole night looking for us.
你累了吗 Are you tired?
累 Yes.
那你想想他们的感受 他们可是结实熬了一夜 Then imagine how they feel. They came the long way round.
他们肯定就在附近 就在伦敦 They've got to be close, definitely London,
考虑到信号分布的话 going by the signal distribution.
我能黑进他们的最底层操作系统 I can hack the lowest level of their operating system,
但我无法找出一个物理位置 but I can't establish a physical location,
他们的安保太强了 the security's too good.
-你是外星人吗 -我是 有问题吗 - Are you an alien? - I am, yes. OK with that?
-没有 我觉得没问题 -那就好 - Fine, yeah. I think I'm fine. - Oh, good.
所以你找到他们之后呢 会怎么样 So what happens if you do find them? What then?
我不知道 我又不会预知未来 随机应变吧 I don't know. I can't tell the future, I just work there.
-你没有计划 -你知道我对计划的一贯看法吗 - You don't have a plan? - You know what I always say about plans?
-什么 -我没有计划 - What? - I don't have one.
一般人都会做个计划 People always have plans.
是啊 我估计他们确实会 Yes. Yes, I suppose they do.
那么告诉我 你照顾那两个孩子多久了 So tell me, how long have you been looking after those kids?
大概一年吧 自从他们妈妈去世之后 About a year, since their mum died.
好 但为什么是你 OK. But why you?
我知道你跟这家人关系好 但肯定也有别人 Family friend, I get that, but there must have been others.
为什么必须是你 Why did it have to be you?
你看起来并不像是一个职业保姆 I mean, you don't you don't really seem like a nanny.
给我 Gimme!
抱歉 你要干什么 Sorry, what?
你想知道他们的物理位置 具体所处的方位 You need to know where they physically are. Their exact location.
-对 -我能找出来 - Yes. - I can do it.
等等 我要用那个 Oi, hang on! I need that!
你已经黑进了他们的底层操作系统对吧 You've hacked the lower operating systemm, yeah?
我五分钟之内查出他们的具体位置 I'll have their physical location in under five minutes.
-你快去买咖啡 -如果我找不到 你也不行 - Pop off and get a coffee. - If I can't find them, you definitely can't.
我被上传过 忘了吗 我脑子里一堆电脑知识 They uploaded me, remember? I've got computing stuff in my head.
-我也有 -我有超疯狂的黑客技术 - So do I. - I have insane hacking skills.
我来自太空来自未来 有两颗心脏和27个大脑 I'm from space, and the future, with two hearts and...27 brains.
我五分钟内就能查出他们的位置和照片 27个 And I can find them in under five minutes, plus photographs. 27?
好吧 稍微夸张了点 OK, slight exaggeration.
咖啡 去买 五分钟 我保证 Coffee, go get. Five minutes, I promise.
他们的安保系统真的很强 The security is absolute.
关键不在安保系统 而在于人 It's never about the security, it's about the people.
你总是那种眼神看着我干什么 Why do you keep looking at me like that?
抱歉 没什么 就是 你是个保姆 Sorry, no, it's nothing. It's just... you're a nanny.
这是不是有点 维多利亚时代的感觉 Isn't that a bit... Victorian?
维多利亚时代 Victorian?
你这么年轻 不应该做一些年轻人的事吗 You're young, shouldn't you be doing, you know, young things?
和和和 和年轻人一起 With-with-with... young people?
比如说你吗 What, like you, for instance?
-行啊 你上吧小子 -不是 我不是 - Down, boy! - No, no, I didn't...
讨厌 Shut up!
再来两杯卡布奇诺 谢谢 Two more cappuccinos over there, please.
请稍等 先生 One moment, sir.
你应该知道你完全不可能 You realise you haven't the slightest chance
救下你的小朋友吧 of saving your little friend?
-抱歉 什么 -我说请您稍等 先生 - Sorry, what? - I said one moment, sir.
我说 你完全没有可能 I said, there is not the slightest chance you can
救下你那位小朋友 save your little friend.
而且别找这位老者的麻烦 他其实没在说话 And don't annoy the old man, he isn't, in fact, speaking.
说话的是我 谁方便我就用谁 I'm speaking. Just using whatever's to hand.
瞧瞧 她还挺漂亮 你喜欢她吗 Oh, she's rather pretty, isn't she? Do you like her?
你想要的话 我也可以让她喜欢你 I can make her like you too, if you want.
您没事吧 先生 You all right, sir?
没 没有 没事 Um, yes. Yes, fine.
你没事吧 You OK?
当然 正在设置些东西 需要个用户名 Sure, setting up stuff, need a user name.
你学得挺快 Learning fast.
克拉拉·奥斯瓦尔德必胜 奥斯温[同音] Clara Oswald for the win! Oswin!
你可以叫我奥斯温 毕竟那是我的名字 You could always call me Oswin, seeing as that's my name.
我想请你看看四周 Now I want you to take a look around.
去吧 去逛一圈 Go on. Have a little stroll.
看看实力的对比是多么悬殊 And see how impossible your situation is.
去吧 去看看 我就喜欢炫耀实力 Go on. Take a look, I do love showing off.
就让你看看 无线网对人的控制能到什么程度 Just let me show you what control of the Wi-Fi can do for one.
停 Stop!
我昨晚就见识过你能做什么了 I saw what you can do last night.
清场 And clear!
我们能黑掉无线网中的任何人 We can hack anyone in the Wi-Fi,
只要他们暴露得足够久 once they've been exposed long enough.
所以附近某处就有一台你的移动基站 So there's one of your walking base stations somewhere close.
你身边永远有我们的人 There's always someone close.
我们向全世界安插了数以千计的人手 We've released thousands into the world.
他们就像老鼠闻奶酪一样寄生在网络上 They home in on the Wi-Fi like rats sniffing cheese.
网络摄像头有些不对劲 There's something up with the webcams.
我不知道你是谁 也不知道你为什么这么做 I don't know who you are or why you're doing this
但我不准你伤害这个世界的人 but the people of this world will not be harmed,
不允许你控制他们 也不允许你 they will not be controlled, they will not be...
这个世界的人们处境并不危险 The people of this world are in no danger whatsoever.
我的客户要的是稳定的活体人类心智 My client requires a steady diet of living human minds.
健康 散养的人类心智 Healthy, free range human minds.
他爱人类 关心人类 He loves and cares for humanity.
事实上他对人类爱不释手 In fact, he can't get enough of it.
骇人听闻 这是谋杀 It's obscene. It's murder.
这就是人生 It's life.
牧场主像慈爱的父母 照顾着他的畜群 The farmer tends his flock like a loving parent.
屠宰场也并不与之矛盾 The abattoir is not a contradiction.
没有人比汉堡王更喜欢牛了 No-one loves cattle more than Burger King.
我能确定有人黑进了网络摄像头 全部都是 I'm sure of it, someone's hacking the webcams. All of them.
所有人 检查你们的网络摄像头 Everybody check your webcams!
但是给我们拍大头贴有什么意义 But what would be the point, taking mug-shots of us lot?
谁注册了脸书 Who's on Facebook?
面部匹配
其它的社交账号呢 Bebo? Myspace? Habbo?
搜索完成
如果你没提过你的工作地点的话 放下手 Put your hands down if you didn't mention where you work.
艾米·皮克伍德
在碎片大厦就职
碎片大厦
到此为止 我今天就要终结这一切 This ends. I am going to the end this today!
怎么办 你甚至不知道 How? You don't even know
我们在哪 where we are.
到底谁是主谋 你的客户是谁 Who's doing this? Who is your client?
回答我 Answer me!
吉斯莱特女士 出问题了 Miss Kizlet, we have a problem!
成功了 我真的做到了 我找到他们了 I did it. I really did, I did it. I found them.
你找到他们了 You found them.
-碎片大厦 他们在碎片大厦 65层 -65层 - The Shard. They're in the Shard. Floor 65. - Floor 65.
你在听吗 博士 我找到他们了 Are you listening to me, Doctor? I found them!
我在听 你找到他们了 I am listening to you. You found them.
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完成
抓到她了 这次我们真的抓到她了 We've got her! This time, we've really got her!
克拉拉 克拉拉 Clara! Clara!
博士 博士 快救我 我不知道我在哪 Doctor? Doctor, help me. I don't know where I am.
我不明白 我不知道我在哪 快救我 I don't understand. I don't know where I am! Please help me.
我不知道我在哪 I don't know where I am!
我不知道我在哪 I don't know where I am.
博士 快来救我 快来 Doctor, please, please, help me.
我不知道我在哪 我不知道我在哪 I don't know where I am. I don't know where I am.
博士 快救我 Doctor, help me.
要把她处理掉吗 还是留着当人质 Should we pulp her? Or keep her as a hostage?
没意义了 她已经完全整合了 There's no point, she's fully integrated now,
已经无法下载回去了 他肯定也知道 she can't be downloaded again. I'm sure he knows that.
我看他不见得知道 I'm not sure he does.
他来了 He's coming.
我们应该能拦下他 We could stop him, I suppose.
何必呢 没准他来了更有趣 Why bother? It might be quite funny.
不是吧 博士 摩托车 真不是你的风格 Really, Doctor, a motorbike? It hardly seems like you.
我骑着它参加过2074年的反重力奥运会 I rode this in the Anti-Grav Olympics, 2074.
得了倒数第一 I came last.
整座大厦都封锁了 只怕您进不来了 The building is in lock-down. I'm afraid you're not coming in.
你没听见"反重力"这个词吗 Did you even hear the word Anti-Grav?
不是吧 他能这么做 他居然真的这么做了 Seriously? He can do that? He can really, actually do that?
我的老天爷 Oh... Dear... Lord.
好像是您办公室那边 I think that was your office.
失陪了 好像有人要找我 Excuse me, I believe it's someone to see me.
快请进 Do come in.
把她下载回去 Download her.
抱歉风太大 Sorry about the draft.
马上把她下载回她的身体里 Download her back into her body, right now.
做不到 I can't.
你当然能做到 Yes, you can.
她已经完全整合 成为数据云的一部分了 She's a fully integrated part of the data cloud now.
已经无法单独分离了 She can't be separated.
那就下载整个数据云 被你们困住的所有人 Then download the entire cloud. Everyone you've trapped in there.
你应该知道那样会发生什么吧 You realise what would happen?
知道 那些还有身体能回归的人就自由了 Yes, those still with bodies to go home to would be free.
只是极少数 大多数只会就此丧命 A tiny number. Most would simply die.
那也会从他们的活地狱里解脱出来 They'd be released from a living hell.
这是你能为他们做的最好的事了 下令吧 It's the best you can do for them, so give the order.
我为什么要那么做 And why would I do that?
因为我要给你点动力 Because I'm going to motivate you.
马上就好 Any second now.
你真荒唐 你为什么要来这里 图什么呢 You ridiculous man! Why did you even come here? Whatever for?
-我没来 -什么 - I didn't. - What?
我还在咖啡厅 I'm still in the cafe.
我在品我的咖啡 真是个好地方 I'm finishing my coffee. Lovely spot.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
你们黑进人脑 但我 You hack people. But me?
我比较老套 I'm old-fashioned.
我专黑高科技 I hack technology.
你的动力来了 Here's your motivation!
不 不 不 No. No. No!
不要 不要上传我 Not me! Not me!
放我回去 把我放回去 Put me back! Put me back!
马上把我下载 Download me at once!
这是命令 这是命令 That is an order! That is an order!
但她已经完全整合了 But she's fully integrated now.
我们必须下载整个数据云 We'd have to download the entire cloud.
我们不能这么做 We can't do that.
我们确实不能 No. We can't.
快下载我 Download me!
服从
快下载我 Download me!
按她说的做 Do what she says!
博士 Doctor?
博士 Doctor!
你们无权进入这里的办公室 You have no right to be in this office,
我要求你们立即离开 and I am demanding that you leave at once!
本大厦已经被UNIT接管 This building is under UNIT's control.
UNIT是什么 压根没听说过 What is UNIT? I've never heard of you!
我建议您不要激动 先生 I suggest you calm down, sir.
UNIT来了 我想应该是博士的友军 UNIT are here, friends of the Doctor, I presume.
没错 是老朋友了 Oh, old friends, very old friends.
那我似乎让您失望了 伟大智能 Then I appear to have failed you, Great Intelligence.
我已食用了诸多心智 我已经进化了 I have feasted on many minds, I have grown.
但现在 到你们退化的时候了 But now, it is time for you to reduce.
您在我耳边低语了这么多年 You've been whispering in my ear so long,
我恐怕不记得原来的我了 I'm not sure I remember what I was before.
再见 吉斯莱特女士 Goodbye, Miss Kizlet.
恢复出厂设置
抱歉 我在哪 Sorry, where am I?
我在这里干什么 What am I doing here?
你们是军队吗 发生什么了 Are you soldiers? What's happening?
我怎么到这来了 How did I get here?
-不好意思 厕所在哪 -厕所 - Excuse me, where are the toilets? - The toilets?
我是来修厕所的 男厕所 I'm here to fix the toilets, the gents.
我在这呆了多久了 How long have I been here?
不许动 女士 报上你的身份 Stay where you are! Ma'am, identify yourself!
妈妈爸爸在哪 Where are my mummy and daddy?
他们说很快就回来的 They said they wouldn't be long.
他们还回来吗 Are they coming back?
请进 Come in.
这么说 他又回来了 So. He comes back, does he?
你没回答我的问题 You didn't answer my question.
什么问题 What question?
你看起来不像保姆 You don't seem like a nanny.
我想去旅行 I was going to travel.
我本来只干一个星期就走 I came to stay for a week before I left
但就在这一周里 and during that week...
她死了 所以你要还这个人情 She died, so you're returning the favour.
但是你还要去101个地方 But 101 places to see,
而你一个都还没去过 是不是 and you haven't been to any of them, have you?
所以你才留着那本书 That's why you keep the book.
我留着书是因为我早晚要去 I keep the book cos I'm still going.
可你不会抛下你关心的人 But you don't run out on the people you care about.
希望我也能这样 Wish I was more like that.
你知道吗 这时间机器啊有个特点 You know, the thing about a time machine,
你想走多久就走多久 仍然来得及回家吃晚餐 you can run away all you like and still be home in time for tea,
所以你说怎么样 so what do you say?
任何地方 整个宇宙和时间 只在门外 Anywhere. All of time and space, right outside those doors.
这招真管用吗 Does this work?
你真的就是做这个的吗 Is this actually what you do?
是不是你只要一勾手指 Do you just crook your finger
别人就跳进你的亲嘴盒子跟你飞走了 and people just jump in your snog box and fly away?
-这不是亲嘴用的 -是不是我说了算 - It is not a snog box! - I'll be the judge of that!
什么时候开始 Starting when?
明天回来 再问我一次 Come back tomorrow, ask me again.
为什么 Why?
因为明天我没准就同意了 Cos tomorrow, I might say yes.
七点之后你方便的吧 Some time after 7.00 OK for you?
这是时间机器 我随时都方便 It's a time machine, any time's OK.
那就到时候见 See you then.
克拉拉 Clara?
你那本书里有一片叶子 为什么 In your book there was a leaf, why?
那不只是一片叶子 那是第一页 That wasn't a leaf, that was page one.
那好 克拉拉·奥斯瓦尔德 Right then, Clara Oswald.
去看看你到底是谁吧 Time to find out who you are.
下集预告
-你想去见识什么 -惊人的东西 - What do you want to see? - Something awesome.
-阿卡坦 -我们能去看看吗 靠近一点 - Akhaten. - Can we see it, up close?
你没事吧 Are you OK?
-你看见她了吗 -谁 - Have you seen her? - Who?
我是梅莉·格莱尔 I'm Merry Gejelh.
千年女王 The Queen of Years.
我是我们族人历史的载体 I'm the vessel of our history.
这是怎么了 应该这样吗 博士 What's happening, is that supposed to happen? Doctor!
我们从不一走了之 We don't walk away.
梅莉 Merry!
我可有武器 起子一枚 I'm armed... with a screwdriver!
祖父醒了 Grandfather's awake.
全都吃掉 You have it all!
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克拉拉输入的无线网密码 前半是众所周知的名台词首字母缩写 而后半的123 则是官方明示这是第三个版本的克拉拉