前情回顾 Previously on...
知道吗 今天你容光焕发 You're glowing today, you know that?
加布丽尔怀孕了 你抛弃了我 Gabrielle got pregnant... You walked out onme.
是啊看看我的下场 我无家可归 Yeah, but look how far I got. I'm just up the street.
尽管有麻烦 Trouble moved in...
和乔治在一起让你有负罪感 Being with George made you feel a bit guilty.
我得克服是不是？ Well, I'll just have to get over it, won't I?
但布里向前迈了一步 我知道杀死梅勒妮.福斯特的真凶是谁 And Bree moved on... "I know who really killed Melanie foster."
你们抓错了人 "You arrested the wrong man"?
但不是所有人 But not everyone...
打电话给警察告诉他们 Call 9-1-1 and tell 'em
你把杀手关在地下室里 他不是杀手 you got a killer locked up in the basement. He is not a killer.
得到应有的下场 Got what they deserved.
人们常说需要是创造的源泉 It is often said that necessity is the mother of invention.
妈妈们就是这样发明了"玩耍日" This is how mothers came to invent play dates...
为了让自己有一点空闲的时间 So they occasionally could have a little time for themselves.
如果要找我 我在沙龙 If you need me, I'll be at the salon.
但有的母亲 But there are some mothers
无法从这项 妈妈们的发明中得到好处 who don't get to take advantage of this maternal innovation...
比如 勒奈特.斯加沃 Mothers like Lynette Scavo,
勒奈特再也无法在周末休息 who was no longer able to rest on weekends
因为没有人邀请双胞胎去"玩耍日" because her twins no longer received play date invitations,
自从他们确保了莎夏.依德家的孩子 ever since they had convinced Sasha Eden's boy
无法用他的魔法翅膀飞翔 that a pair of magic wings would allow him to fly.
而且怂恿莎伦.蔡司家的孩子 And they had double-dared Sharon chazin's boy
骑车 还蒙着眼睛 to ride his bike blindfolded.
他们还鼓励丽莎.赛德曼的孩子 And they had encouraged Lisa siegmann's boy
玩一种刺激的新游戏"投砖块" to try an exciting new game called "toss the brick."
斯加沃家的双胞胎很快成为最不受欢迎双人组 The Scavo twins had become persona non grata,
而勒奈特想在 and Lynette's secret dream
礼拜六小睡一会的梦想 of being able to take an occasional nap on Saturdays
越来越渺茫 was growing dimmer and dimmer...
嘿 Aah!
直到有一天 Until one day...
嘿!波特 普雷斯顿 放开他 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Porter, Preston, knock it off!
你们听见了吗?住手！ All right? Did you hear me? I said stop it. Stand up.
起来 过来 Stand up. Come here.
对不起 我的儿子打你们了吗 I'm so sorry. Did my son beat you up?
不是我们在打他们 No. We were beatingthemup.
真的?你们被打了？ Is that true? Did they beat you up?
没那么糟糕 Ah, it didn't hurt that much.
吉米 匹济 你们干什么了？ Jimmy, p.J., what are you doing?
我不是说过不准欺负别人？ What have I told you about ganging up on people?
真的很抱歉 I am so sorry.
没关系 相信我 No, it's okay. You know, believe me,
我的儿子没那么好对付 my boys can take care of themselves.
如果他们受伤了我会付医药费 If they got hurt at all, I'll pay for the doctor bills.
不用 别担心 No, not to worry.
我觉得他们玩得很开心 I got the feeling they were sort of enjoying themselves.
真的？ Really?
你觉得几时让你家的孩子来我家 What would you say to bringing your boys over to my house
一起玩怎么样 and letting them hang out with mine sometime?
终于 勒奈特得到了她需要的东西 And that's how Lynette finally got what she needed...
自己的时间 Time for herself...
和孩子们的"玩耍日" And play dates for her kids...
对不起 I'm sorry,
孩子们打了一场石头大战 but my boys decided to have a rock fight with your boys.
真好玩！ It was fun!
她需要"玩耍日" Play dates she was determined to keep...
恩 他们没事 Well, they look fine to me.
不惜代价... At all costs.
下周时间不变？ Same time next week?
好 Okay.
相机被设计用作捕捉图像 Cameras are simple tools designed to capture images...
照片能表达的东西比我们认为的多得多 Images that tell us more about ourselves than we realize.
让我们记住共同渡过的漫长旅程 They remind us of the long journey we've taken,
我们身边深爱的家人 the loved ones who traveled alongside us...
我们生命中失去的爱侣 Those we lost along the way...
和在未来等待我们的新成员 And those waiting for us on the road ahead.
好吧 Okay.
有张子宫的照片在前面我怎么吃得下？ How am I supposed to eat with a uterus staring me in the face?
加布丽尔 我不知道你有一张透视照片 Oh, Gaby, I didn't know you got a sonogram.
让我看看 Let me see. Oh.
亲爱的 你该把它放在像框里 Honey, you need to put that in a frame or something.
我想不用 I don't think so.
不是吧 这是你孩子的照片 Oh, come on. That's a picture of your baby.
别说你一点都不激动 You can't tell me you're not a little bit excited.
好吧 "我怀孕了！哇..." Fine. I'm pregnant. Whee!
现在 我们应该让苏姗开心起来 Now come on. We're supposed to be cheering up Susan.
现在是转折期 This is a time of crisis,
我想你需要更多的冰淇淋 谢谢 and I think you need another scoop of mint chocolate chip. Thanks.
苏姗你怎么能那么镇定？ Susan, why are you so eerily calm?
麦克.德尔非诺刚刚甩了你 Mike Delfino just dumped you.
我认识的苏姗.梅尔一定会悲痛欲绝 The Susan Mayer I know would be a blubbering mess right now.
来吧 让那个苏姗回来 她看起来一定很有趣 Oh, come on. Trot her on out. She's fun to watch.
事实上我现在对整件事看得很开 Actually, I think I'm starting to feel pretty zen
我认为麦克过两天 about the whole thing. Well, I think Mike
就会冷静下来 will calm down in a couple of days and come to his senses.
不可能 我试图把一个男人和他的儿子分开 No. I came between the man and his son.
那是彻底的背叛 It was a huge betrayal.
我甚至不怪他那么恨我 I can't even blame him for hating me.
但扎克对朱莉那么着迷 But Zach was starting to obsess with Julie again.
是啊 母亲保护孩子 Exactly. You're a mother trying to protect her child.
那是本能 It's a natural impulse.
过去几天 Over the past couple of days,
我仔细思考了一下自己的作为 I gave myself a long, hard look in the mirror,
我觉得很糟糕 and I did not like what I saw.
我同意 继续说 I'm with you. Carry on.
如果我现在开始成熟一些 I just think if I start acting like an adult for once,
也许 谁知道呢？ maybe... who knows?
我和麦克至少还能再做朋友 Somewhere down the line,
以后 Mike and I at least can be friends.
好吧 你不是看得开 All right, you're not zen.
你是麻木 You're numb.
我没事！ I'm fine.
有馅饼吗？ Do you got any pie?
除非我们现在做 Not unless we make some.
我能等 I can wait.
哇 Whoa.
如果需要 我们就在家里 So if you need us, we'll be at home,
享受一个安静的夜晚 just having a quiet evening.
有意思 我想这里会热闹的 Funny. We're expecting quite the opposite.
别忘了 下周轮到来我家 Well, don't forget, next week it's our turn.
下个周末我们会帮你们照看 We'll be taking Porter and... Preston.
波特和普雷斯顿 Preston off your hands all weekend.
我们不会忘记的 再见 Rest assured, we have not forgotten. See ya.
再见 Bye.
别担心 Don't worry.
小伙子们 Whoa, guys.
为什么不在楼上陪匹济和吉米？ Whoa, why aren't you upstairs with p.J. And Jimmy?
他们在看录像带 他们带来的 没声音 真没劲 They're watching this dumb video they brought. It's boring.
你们也应该出于礼貌看 Well, you should be polite and watch it, too.
他们是客人 You know, they're your guests.
孩子们！ Guys.
孩子们!吃点零食 Hey, guys, we have snacks.
我已经开机了 能开始了吗？ Fix the light, then we're good to go.
准备好了吗？ Okay, ready?
好了 等一下 让我上床 Okay. All right, hang on now.
这是什么？ Guys, whatisthis?
电影 A movie.
爸爸妈妈拍的 Mommy and daddy made it.
躲猫猫 Peekaboo.
看 哇下面藏了什么？ Whoa. What's under there?
躲猫猫！ Peekaboo. Peekaboo.
天啊!开关在哪里？ Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Where's the "off" button?
在面板下面 It's underneath the panel thing.
卡住了 拿遥控 拿遥控 Well, it's stuck, it's stuck. Get the remote. Get the remote.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
哈 Oh!
找到了 I found it.
哦 啊 Oh. Ahem.
能喝可可了吗？ So can we have the cocoa now?
怎么样？ Well, what do you think?
很漂亮 我一定要买下来 It is glorious. I have to have it.
我不确定你配得上Dolce&Gabbana I'm not sure you deserve Dolce & Gabbana.
弗恩 你从不打电话来 也不写信 Vern. You never call. You never write.
我最近很少来商场 I know I haven't been in the store lately,
最近忙着把我丈夫弄出监狱 but I've been a little busy getting my husband out of jail.
那一定很麻烦 That is such a white trash thing to say.
幸运的是法官放弃了刑事起诉 Luckily, the judge dropped the hate crime charge,
现在卡洛斯只需要服些劳役 so now all Carlos has to do is serve out the slave labor thing.
他半年就能出来 既然他还在监狱里 He'll be out in six months. If he's still in the hoosegow,
为什么要买那么漂亮的衣服 why do you need a fancy party dress?
我的模特朋友 Because some of my model friends
礼拜五从纽约来看我 are coming down from New York on Friday,
我一定得穿得漂亮 so I have to look better than ever.
不能让他们觉得我搬来郊区后 I can't have 'em thinking I moved to the suburbs
就在折扣店里买衣服 and now I shop at strip malls.
等他们看到这套衣服 But when they see this dress, they will crumple to the floor
一定会像旧袋子一样垮掉 like the botoxed hags they are.
对 有点紧 Good. You know, it's a little snug.
我看出来了 我有0号的 Yeah, I see that. I have the same thing in a zero.
为什么不穿大一号？ Why not go up a size?
因为我穿00号 你个白痴 Because I wear double zero, you twerp.
为什么会紧? 因为你刚刚说我胖了 Why you getting snippy? Because you just called me fat.
亲爱的你怀孕了 体形当然变了 Honey, you're pregnant. Your body's changing.
我才三个月！ But I'm only three months pregnant.
三个月是看不出来的 Women don't show at three months.
是这样吗？ Some women do.
要大一点的吗？ Do you want the larger size or not?
只要绝食两天 I'm just not gonna eat for two days.
好吧 你真的应该穿Dolce & Gabbana Okay, you totally deserve to wear Dolce & Gabbana.
我要一个解释 I want an explanation, Karl.
你听到了吗 Do you hear me?
伊迪 把你的手从我背上挪开 Edie, you just better get the hell off my back,
你想怎么样?我就要听这个？ so help me. Oh, what are you gonna do? I'd like to hear this.
男子主义!废物！ The big man with the big threats.
后退!后退！ Back off. Just back the hell off.
嗨 Hi.
我拿到了你放在我门口的盒子 Okay, so I got the box of things you left on my porch.
我想你要把自己的东西拿回去 Yeah, I figured you'd want your stuff back.
谢谢你 Thanks. That's great,
因为如果你不把Joni Mitchell的cd还给我 'cause if you decided to hang on to my joni Mitchell cds,
我只能把你打晕再拿回来 I would have had to come after you with a club.
一点不好笑 You're right. It's not funny.
实际上我想问你知不知道 Actually, I did want to just see if you were aware
你把那张我给你做的情人节贺卡也退了回来 that you gave me back the Valentine's day card I made you.
我知道 I was aware, yeah.
那么 当人们分手时 Oh. Well, I mean, when two people split up,
一般不会把情人节卡片 normally they don't give things back
还给对方的 like Valentine's day cards.
如果你不想留着 扔掉就是了 If you don't want it, you can throw it away.
请别还给我 那很不礼貌 Just please don't give it back to me. It's tacky.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
没关系 人们总是... 会犯错 That's okay. People make... mistakes.
还有事吗 Anything else?
看 你确定这是你想做的吗？ Look, are you sure this is what you want to do?
我理解 I mean, I understand
你想结束我们的关系 that you don't want our relationship to continue.
在以后那么长的时间里 You have made that clear, but I sort of thought
你表现得很清楚了 但我想 down the long corridors of time,
我们或许能继续做朋友 maybe you and I could be friends,
但如果你一直这样 and if you keep acting like this...
苏姗 结束了 任何意义上都是 Susan, it's over on every level, okay?
我重新开始 你也应该这样 I've moved on. You should do the same.
狗娘养的！ Miserable son of a bitch!
如果我有秘密 If I have secrets,
我比你更守密 I'm a hell of a lot better at keeping them than you are!
我要说一句 Well, I'll say one thing for us.
即使有那么多问题 Even with all our problems,
至少我们没有那样 at least we're not acting like that.
我开始觉得 Okay, I'm starting to get the feeling
我们不是去跳蚤市场 that we're not going to a yard sale.
那是让你跟我来的好办法 That was just a clever ruse to get you into my car.
准备好惊喜了吗？ Are you ready for your surprise?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
哦 Oh.
乔治 这只是一座空屋子 George, this is just an empty house.
有什么好惊喜的？ Why is this a surprise?
我刚买下 I just bought it.
哦天啊 恭喜你 Oh, my god! Congratulations.
乔治 我都不知道你在找房子 Oh, George, I didn't even know you were looking.
快点西尔 他们来了！ Hurry, ceal. They're here!
我来了 嘿 乔治 I'm coming. Hey, Georgie.
布里 这是我妈妈 Bree, I'd like you to meet my mother.
乔治从来没带女朋友来见我过 George never introduces me to anyone.
所以我想你很特别 So I knew you were special.
这是希尔 我妈妈的朋友 And this is ceal, my mother's friend,
也是地产经济人 她卖给我了这座房子 and the real estate agent who sold me the house.
嗨 Hi.
我们到后面去 Well, we're gonna go in the back
这样乔治才能....你知道 so George can, you know...
那么 So...
真的喜欢这座房子？ Do you really like it?
是的 真的喜欢 I do. I really do.
好 我有点希望 Good, 'cause I was sort of hoping
你会喜欢住在这里 that you might like to live here.
布里 Bree...
嫁给我吧 Will you marry me?
啊？ Huh?
我爱你 I love you,
我想我也知道你对我的感觉 那还等什么？ and I think I know how you feel about me, so why wait?
乔治 莱克斯过世还不到两个月 George, Rex hasn't even been dead for two months.
是但他的死不是正告诉我们 Yes, but if his death has taught us anything,
人生短暂 要抓紧时间 it's that life is short. It's dumb to play it safe.
如果我们看到幸福的希望 If we see a chance for happiness,
就应该紧紧抓住 we should grab it and hold on tight.
我本来以为是去跳蚤市场的 See, I thought we were going to a yard sale.
求你了 只要说一个字 Please. Just say the word,
我就是世界上最幸福的人了 and you'll make me the happiest guy on earth.
恭喜 祝你们快乐 Congratulations, you two.
祝你走运 Mazel tov.
伙计们等等 她还没答应 Guys, wait. She hasn't said yes yet.
哦 Oh.
我跟你说要再等等 I told you we should wait.
那么 布里 Um... so, uh, Bree...
你怎么说？ What do you say?
乔治 这件事.... See, George, um, the thing is...
好的 Okay.
你答应了？ You will?
你会嫁给我？ You'll marry me?
是 Okay.
啊 Oh!
我的孩子 Oh, my baby!
谁啊？ Who is it?
你前夫 It's your ex-husband.
卡尔 Oh. Karl.
什么事吗？ What do you want?
我和伊迪闹翻了 Edie and I just broke up.
哦 进来吧 Oh. Well, come on in.
抱歉突然来这里 Sorry to come over on such short notice,
但我真的不想去旅馆 but I couldn't face going to a motel.
没关系 朱莉去了朋友家 That's okay. Julie's staying at a friend's tonight.
你能睡她房间 You can sleep in her room.
好 沙发就可以了 谢谢 Well, the sofa's fine, but thanks.
我能问问发生什么了吗 So am I allowed to ask what happened?
尽管问 我不会告诉你 You could ask, but I won't tell.
为什么 因为尴尬 Why not? 'Cause it's embarrassing.
卡尔 你又有外遇了？ Karl, did you cheat again?
不 No.
是她有? 不 Did she cheat? No.
你看到她没化妆的样子了 You finally saw her without her makeup.
苏姗 Susan...
抱歉 I'm sorry.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
还好 有一段时间没去工作 Yeah. It hadn't been working for quite a while.
那是不可避免的 This was inevitable.
最近 Well, these days,
我特别同情分手的人 anybody going through a breakup gets my sympathy.
是啊 我听说你惹那水管工生气了？ That's right. I heard you made the plumber angry.
是让他发怒了 No, I made the plumber furious,
很干脆地分手 and it's definitely over.
所以我不会笑你 So there will be no gloating from me.
为理解干杯 Well, here's to no gloating.
其实我还是用积极的眼光看这件事 Mm. Actually, I'm trying to keep a positive outlook
总的来说 on the whole thing.
昨天我开始写作 Um, last night, I started writing,
突然发现可以写一本书 and, well, I think there's a book in there.
一本书? 是 A book? Yeah.
像你以前的儿童书？ Like one of your children's books?
不 是写给成年人的 No. This one's for adults,
关于我失败的情感 about all my failed relationships.
你不会写我吧？ You're not writing about me, are you?
你是14章里的第一章 You're like the first 14 chapters.
你会实事求是吗？ Are you gonna be fair?
我会很公正的 I'm gonna be honest.
我怕那样 I was afraid of that.
很糟糕 It was just awful.
乔治拿着戒指 George had a ring.
他母亲和她的朋友 在那里拿着香槟 His mother and her friend were there with champagne.
如果我拒绝 他一定很难堪 If I had said "no," it would have devastated him.
那么说你答应嫁给他只是出于礼貌？ So you agreed to marry him just to be polite?
显然 Well, obviously,
现在的人都不注意礼貌 there's a downside to having good manners.
那么你几时才告诉他真实的感受？ So when will you tell him how you really feel?
这就是我来找你的原因 That's why I wanted to talk to you.
我有一部份想这样 I mean, part of me keeps thinking
继续下去 maybe I should just do it.
是吗?你是说嫁给他？ Do it? You mean actually marry him?
听上去很匆忙但 Well, I know it sounds rash,
但乔治有些地方很好 but, well, there's something comfortable about George.
我们有相同的品味和兴趣 We share the same tastes and interests.
最重要的是他喜欢歌剧 Oh, and best of all, he loves the opera.
歌剧？ The opera?
上周我们看了《阿依达》 Yes, we saw "aida" last week,
我们都哭了 and we both cried buckets.
很有意思 It was fun.
乔治热爱艺术 诗歌和音乐 George loves art, poetry and music.
我想嫁给一个 It would be nice to be married to someone
喜欢世界上美的东西的人 一定不会错 who looks for beauty in the world like I do.
我不知道 所以我在这里 I don't know. That's why I'm here.
我不知道怎么办 顾范医生 I don't know what to do, Dr. Goldfine.
布里 你很多次说到 Bree, you've said many times
和乔治在一起是多么开心 how comfortable you are with George,
但你对他的感觉与对莱克斯是不一样的 but you don't feel for him the way you felt for Rex.
是啊 No.
真爱必须伟大 True love is great.
但在我生命的这个阶段 But at this point in my life,
我更需要一些戏剧性 I think I'd rather just go to the opera.
给我你的杯子 哦不要了 Give me your glass. Oh, no, no, wait.
喝了这杯 We gotta finish off this.
不行 不行 四杯已经是我的极限了 No way, no way, no way. Four glasses is my limit.
如果你帮我喝完这瓶酒 If you help me finish off this bottle,
我就告诉你 我和伊迪发生了什么 I'll tell you what happened between me and Edie.
满上 Hit me.
伊迪整理床铺时 Edie was making the bed
发现了一张我藏在床垫下的照片 and found a picture I kept under the mattress...
一张不能让她看到的照片 A picture I didn't want her to see.
什么照片？ What was it?
是你的照片 It was a picture of you.
为什么你... Why would you...
因为我想时不时地看看 Because it's something I like to take a look at every now and then.
哇哦 Wow.
这是什么意思？ What the hell was that? That was something
这一刻我已经等了很久很久 I've been wanting to do for quite some time.
你只是想报复伊迪 Oh, that's just you rebounding from Edie.
你也只是在报复那个水管工 So you're on the rebound from the plumber.
这没什么错 No harm, no foul.
卡尔 别说这些奇怪的话 Karl, it would be so weird.
两个老朋友突然发现他们都单身了 We're two old friends who suddenly find themselves single.
没什么不好 There's nothing weird about us
两个老朋友互相帮助让自己 helping each other out to be...
不那么寂寞 A little less lonely.
谢谢你们照顾孩子 Thanks so much for taking care of the boys.
下周五我来接你们的孩子 I'll be back on Friday to pick your guys up.
雷纳德和我会带他们去水上公园 Leonard and I are gonna take them all to the water park.
是啊 在那之前 Yeah, um, before that happens...
很快我们也能带潘妮宝贝一起出去 And we're gonna be able to take penny soon, aren't we?
她长得真快 She's getting so big.
躲猫猫 Peekaboo.
躲猫猫 Peekaboo. Peekaboo.
好吧 够了 Yeah, okay, enough of that.
我做错什么了吗？ Is there something wrong?
事实上 是的 Actually, yes.
我们正在苦恼怎么和你说比较好 诺玛 We've agonized whether to tell you this, Norma,
你的一个...私人视频 but one of your... Private videos
进了吉米和匹济的包 made its way into Jimmy and p.J.'S bag.
孩子们没看吧 Please... tell me the kids didn't see it.
没有 别担心我及时发现了 Oh, no, don't worry. I caught it, I caught it...
在你脱掉胸罩之前 Right before you took off your bra.
我要走了 I have to go.
诺玛 Oh, Norma. It's okay.
我们只是想你知道发生了什么 We just thought you needed to know what happened.
认真的说 我们觉得没什么 Seriously, we're cool with it
只是不能让孩子拿到 我跟雷纳德说过这会发生 so long as you keep it away from the kids. I told Leonard this was gonna happen!
吉米 匹济 关上门 快！ Jimmy, p.J., close the door! Are we all buckled up?!
诺玛 等等 Norma, wait!
我们下周还有计划 We're still on for next week!
诺玛 水上公园！ Norma! The water park!
对吗？ Right?
妈妈 Mom!
妈妈 Mom?
妈妈你起来了吗？ Mom, are you up?
妈妈 Mom...
上帝啊！ Oh, my god.
哦 朱莉! 我以为你会直接去学校 Oh. Julie! I thought you were going straight to school.
我没钱买午饭 I-I needed money for lunch.
我裤子里有20 There's a $20 in my pants... If you can find 'em.
如果你找得到 Oh, uh, Julie, uh...
朱莉 亲爱的 Oh, Julie, uh... Honey.
我能解释发生的事 Okay, there is a good explanation for what happened.
我怀疑 I doubt that.
你大概不知道你爸爸和伊迪昨晚分手了 You probably don't know that your father and Edie
就在同一晚你们上了床 broke up last night.
我说有个解释 You slept with him the same night he broke up with her.
不是说好的解释 Well, I said it was a good explanation, not a great one.
朱莉 Oh, Julie.
嘿 南瓜头 别吭声 Hey, pumpkin. Don't even.
我感觉很糟糕 Oh, now I feel really awful.
我也是 Me too.
我们不应该这么干的 We should not have done what we did.
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
但我想告诉你 But I gotta tell you,
昨晚是最棒的 last night was the best sex ever.
是吗?你也很棒 Wasn't it, though? You were fantastic.
我只是尽量跟上你的节奏 Hey, I was just trying to keep up withyou.
为什么突然我们那么好了？ Why do you think we got so good all of a sudden?
因为互相怨恨太久了 Because we've been angry at each other for so long,
总于找到了宣泄的方法 and we finally found a way to channel it.
或许吧 Maybe.
那么接下去怎么办？ So what happens next?
我要去洗个澡 Well, I'm gonna take a shower.
我是说我们怎么办 No, I-I mean with us.
我们?你什么意思?没有我们 Us? What do you mean? There's no us.
你难道说昨天的事 You can't tell me you can just walk away
对你没有一点影响吗？ from this chemistry we got goin'.
我是说 昨晚发生的真是 I mean, what happened last night was...
激情四射 Whew. Explosive.
卡尔 昨晚只是两个老朋友 Karl, last night was two old friends
互相帮助渡过难关 仅此而已 helping each other through a rough patch. That's it.
苏姗 Susie q...
卡尔 我想前进 而不是倒退 Karl, I want to move on. I don't want to go backwards.
抱歉 但谢谢你的激情 I'm sorry. Mwah! But thank you for the explosion.
我真的很需要它 I really needed it.
在48小时的闪电节食后 After 48 hours of crash dieting,
加布丽尔准备验证她的劳动果实 Gabrielle prepared to savor the fruit of her labor.
但她沮丧的发现 But she was dismayed to discover that she herself
所做的一切都是徒劳的 had ripened considerably.
哎 Ohh!
拉尔夫！ Ralph!
我要你帮我穿衣服 进来！ I need help getting dressed. Get in here!
马上！ Now!
我一定要穿上它 看在上帝的份上 I have to fit in this, so for god's sakes,
用点力！ put some muscle into it.
我在用力 I'm trying.
拉不上去 It won't zip.
那么再加把劲 Well, try harder.
我的手都痛了 Ohh! Ow. My hands hurt.
抱歉 索利斯夫人 我没办法 I'm sorry, Ms. Solis, but I can't get you into this dress.
衣服太小了 It's just too small.
帮我穿上这套衣服 Get me into this dress,
我每周多付你10块钱 and I will pay you $10 more a week.
我想拉动了 别动 保持姿势 拉上了 I think I got it. Hold on. Hold still. Here we go.
一 One...
二 Two...
三 Three. There.
感谢上帝 Ohh! Thank god.
我们带来了一些冰淇淋 We brought you some ice cream.
我知道你很久没吃了 I know how long it's been since you had any.
我们就谈几分钟 We'll have that in a minute, sweetheart.
首先 我要你告诉我 First, I want you to talk to me
发生的事 about what happened...
关于梅勒妮 About Melanie.
我不想谈她 I don't want to talk about her.
你知道把你关在下面让我心碎 You know it breaks my heart to keep you down here like this.
但我不能放你出来 But I can't let you out until I am positive
直到我能确保你不会再伤害任何人 that you will never hurt anyone else again.
首先 And the first step
你要做的是让我看到 is for you to show me that you understand
你承认自己所做所为是错误 that what you did was wrong.
她不是好人 She was a bad person.
她活该 She deserved it.
没人该死 卡博 No one deserves to die like that, Caleb.
你不同意吗？ Don't you agree?
很好 Very well.
如果你这么想 If that's how it's going to be...
你就没有冰淇淋吃 This is how it's going to be.
不敢相信我们来这里 I can't believe we're doing this.
如果雷纳德和诺玛不想和我们联系 If Leonard and Norma want to cut ties with us,
谁能让他们改变主意？ who are we to stop them?
他们应该知道我们并不觉得 They need to know we don't judge them
他们在自己房子里的行为有什么不对 for what they do in the privacy of their own home.
而且 这 并不稀奇 And, well, it's not unheard of to tape yourself
录下自己做爱的录像 while you're having sex.
显然他们是因为尴尬 Well, obviously, there were so embarrassed,
才不和我们联系 they don't want anything to do with us.
也许我们应该尊重他们的决定 Maybe we need to respect that.
我需要"玩耍日" I need these play dates.
汤姆 我们需要"玩耍日" Tom, weneed these play dates.
是啊 好吧 但都由你来说 Fine. Fine. But you do all the talking.
好 Okay.
诺玛 Norma...
呃！等等 Aah! Wait!
我们走 不要！ Let's go. No!
嘿 斯加沃!你们怎么会来？ Hey, scavos. What are you guys doing here?
嗨 抱歉突然来访 Hi. Sorry for just showing up unannounced,
我们能谈谈吗？ but, um, could we talk to you for a minute?
当然 请进 Sure, come on in.
那么 So, um,
我们曾试图和你们联系 we've been trying to contact you,
但你们没有回我们的电话 but you haven't been returning any of our messages.
我们希望不是那盘色情录像带的关系 And we really hope it isn't because of the porno video.
家庭录像带 Home... home movies.
事实是 我们不在乎 The fact is, we really don't care,
也没必要不再让孩子们一起玩 and it's certainly no reason to keep our boys apart.
我们不知道他们怎么找到的 We just don't know how they found it.
你知道男孩们 他们会到处乱窜 But you know boys... They get into everything,
认真的说 这没什么大不了的 but seriously, it's not a big deal.
只要你们确保不会再发生这样的事 I mean, just as long as you make sure it never happens again.
现在是21世纪了 我们很开明 It's the new millennium. We're... we're hip.
我们是说 我们能接受 You know, what we're saying is, we get it.
你们在寻找快乐 没什么可羞愧的 You're just having fun. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
真高兴能解决这件事 I'm just so relieved this all worked out.
我们曾经谈起 At one point we actually talked
卖掉这座房子搬走 about selling the house and moving.
哦不！ Oh, no!
谢谢你们这么理解 Thank you for being so open-minded.
我们都是成年人了 Please, we're all adults. It's...
我告诉你们 I gotta tell you,
其实最羞愧的是 the most embarrassing part of that video
这部片子拍得那么糟糕 is how poorly it was shot.
完全粗制滥造 The production values are ca-ca.
从构图上看已经很专业了 Well, from a lay perspective, it looked very professional.
你们看到的是早期的作品 What you saw was an example of my earlier work.
从那以后 我花了很多时间 研究 Since then I've become much more adept at... production.
呵 Ah.
剪辑和灯光 You know, editing and lighting.
雷纳德总是梦想能导演电影 Leonard has always dreamed of directing movies.
很讽刺不是吗？ Ironic, isn't it?
我完成了心愿 I finally get my wish,
可是没人能看我的作品 and no one ever gets to see my work.
真可惜 That is a damn shame.
诺玛 你怎么想? 给他们看那个房间吗？ Norma, what do you think? Should we show them the room?
给他们看看那个房间好吗？ Let's show 'em the room. Huh?
看看这个 三层分色高清 Check out this baby. 3-chip high-def,
1280×700的分辨率 反射光 1280x720 lines of resolution, bounced lighting,
柔和的光线和黑床单 这样你就不会把枕头踢掉 and dark sheets so you don't get a kick off the pillows.
花了一点时间学那个技巧 Took me a while to learn that little trick, huh?
墙壁是完全隔音的 These walls are completely soundproof.
你可以放声大喊 You could scream your lungs out in here,
没人会听见 是真的 and nobody'd hear you. It's true.
那么 如果哪天你们想拍请告诉我 So... anytime you wanna set up a shoot, just let me know.
你们会喜欢的 You guys would love it.
当你在镜头前 Once you get in front of that camera,
感觉就像是个明星 you feel like a star.
晚安 Good night.
晚安 Night.
再也没有玩耍日了 Night. I'm thinking no more play dates.
绝对不会有 Not a one.
嘿 我们得快点 电影20分钟后就开始了 Hey. We'd better hurry. The movie starts in 20 minutes.
我改变了一下计划 There's been a slight change of plans.
我妈妈有几个朋友 My mother had a couple of friends
想见见你 who really wanted to meet you,
而我想会很有趣 你介意吗？ and I thought, "what the heck? It could be fun." Do you mind?
我想不介意 Uh, no, I-I guess not.
大家注意 这是布里 Hey, everybody, this is Bree.
我叔叔希德 And this is my uncle sid. Hi.
我阿姨罗赛里 My aunt Rosalie.
嗨 Hello.
这是斯坦.格拉兹 他帮我妈妈报税 Oh, and this is Stan grazi, who does my mom's taxes.
她太美了 乔治 She's a knockout, George.
我想我欠你一个道歉 Guess I owe you an apology.
我单身的这些年 Since I was single all these years,
斯坦不停对我妈妈说我是个同性恋 Stan kept telling my mom I was gay.
我还需要证据 I'm still gonna need some proof.
但我想我会明白的 But I guess I'll be getting that
大约九个月后 是吧 布里？ in about nine months, hey, Bree?
什么九个月? 是斯坦的小笑话 What happens in nine months? That's just Stan's little joke
关于我们多久建立自己的家庭 about when we're gonna start our own family.
不 我和布里 Now just so you know, Stan,
还需要一段时间才会考虑孩子 it's gonna be a while before we even think about kids.
我想我们先过一段二人世界 I want Bree all to myself for a while.
但我不想等太久 Well, don't wanna wait too long.
过了四十岁卵子的活力会下降 After 40, the eggs don't get any fresher.
是吗 布里？ Am I right, Bree?
抱歉 我失陪一下 If you'll excuse me, I, uh, I have to go.
布里! 布里 你去哪里？ Bree, Bree, where are you going?
带着我的香槟和老化的卵子 I am taking my champagne and my aging eggs,
回家 出什么事了？ and I'm going home. What's wrong?
乔治 我开始觉得 George, I'm starting to think
这么草率订婚是错误的 that we made a mistake rushing into this engagement.
什么? 不是只要我这么想 What? And I'm not the only one who thinks that.
别人也这么说 谁?安德鲁？ Other people have said the same thing. What others? Andrew?
不 顾范医生 我的心理医生 No. Dr. Goldfine, my therapist.
你的心理医生?他又不了解我 Your therapist? He doesn't know me.
他了解我 显然比你更了解 Well, he knows me, and certainly better than you do.
你怎么能那么说？ How can you say that?
至少他知道 Well, for starters, he knows the last thing
我不愿意再生孩子 I'd ever want to do is have more children.
真的? 我不知道这个 Really? Well, I didn't know.
但你应该知道 But youshouldknow that.
这样的事订婚的人 That's the kind of thing that people who are engaged
应该会知道 are supposed to know about each other.
那没关系 没孩子也不要紧 Well, it doesn't matter. I don't need children.
不仅如此 乔治 It's not just that, George.
顾范医生还说了别的 Dr. Goldfine has other concerns about us being together,
我开始觉得他是对的 and I'm starting to think he's right.
看 Look...
我同意顾范医生的意见 I'll agree with Dr. Goldfine on one thing.
我们应该慢慢来 We should slow things down.
真的？ Really?
是的 两个人订婚了 Yes. Just because two people are engaged
并不代表他们要马上结婚 doesn't mean they have to get married anytime soon.
明天我再找顾范医生谈谈 I'll talk to Dr. Goldfine about it tomorrow.
随你便吧 Take whatever time you need.
我跟你说了多少次把楼梯修好？ How many times am I gonna have to ask you to fix this step?
马修? 你没回答我 Matthew, are you going to answer me?
你没关门吗？ Did you leave the door open?
有线索吗？ How'd you do?
没 Not good.
人们很快就要下班回家了 People are gonna start coming home from work soon.
好吧 我们不能惊慌 卡博一定害怕 Okay. We can't panic. Caleb is scared.
他不认识这里 所以他一定在附近 He doesn't know the area, so he's got to be close by.
哪些人家的院子你还没有查过？ Which yards haven't you checked yet?
布里!我需要你的帮助 Bree, I desperately need your help.
亲爱的 出什么事了？ Oh, dear. What's wrong?
你的花怎么能那么灿烂？ How do you get your hydrangeas to look so stunning?
我的只会慢慢死去 I'm systematically slaughtering my own garden.
真的想知道我的秘密？ Do you really want to know my secret?
是啊 Oh, yes.
马粪 我订购的 Horse manure. I have it delivered.
苏姗取笑我 但事实证明很有效 Susan makes fun of me, but the proof is in the pudding.
你好 Hello.
嘿 Hey.
找什么呢？ Looking for something?
恩 实际上 是找你 Ahem. Uh... yeah. Actually, I'm looking for you.
我？ Me?
你在找我？ You're looking for me?
是啊 我一直在想你 Yeah. I've been thinking about you,
上次见到你我觉得你真酷 and that time we met, I thought you were really cool.
所以你来约我出去？ So you came to ask me out?
我答应了 'Cause I'll say yes.
谢谢你 Thank you.
有收获吗？ Anything?
只是浪费时间 Well, that was a waste of time.
是啊 Pretty much.
你听说了吗？ Did you hear the big news?
听说什么？ Uh, the big news?
卡尔和我和好了 什么？ Karl and I are back together. What?
而且我知道他昨晚在你那里 And I know that he stayed at your place last night,
所以我来这里 which leads me to why I'm here.
我有话要说 There's some stuff that I have to say,
而且不是什么好话 and it's not going to be pleasant.
伊迪 Edie, uh...
不管你跟他说了什么 很有帮助 Whatever it was that you said to him really helped.
他带着花出现 He showed up with flowers
为所有的事道歉 and he apologized for everything.
所以 So...
谢谢你 Thank you.
报歉 什么？ I'm sorry, what?
我不会再说一遍 Well, I'm not gonna say it again.
第一遍已经很难出口了 It hurt my teeth the first time.
不伊迪 这太出乎意料了 No, Edie. This is so unexpected on so many levels.
我不知道该说什么 那就什么都别说 I don't know what to say. Then say nothing.
哦 这个 Oh, and, uh, here...
是我在床底下找到的照片 Is the photo of you I found in our bed.
我知道他告诉了你 I know he told you about it.
为什么要给我？ Why are you giving it to me?
我很感激你昨晚说的话 Look, I appreciate whatever it was that you did last night,
但你还是得认识一点 but it's still important for you to understand
我赢了 that... I won.
你赢了？ You won?
不管你和卡尔之间还有什么 Yeah. Whatever little hold you had on Karl
现在结束了 is officially over.
所以你不用再为他留着照片 沾沾自喜和有优越感 So you can stop feeling all smug and superior that he kept that... thing.
相信我 我没有什么优越感 Believe me, I don't feel superior.
很好 你不应该有 Good, 'cause you shouldn't.
他做出了选择 而且不是你 He made his choice, and it's not you.
说得对 他做出了选择 You're right. He made his choice.
布里 还是太松了 No, Bree, it's still too easy to breathe.
能再紧点吗 You've gotta make it tighter.
加布丽尔 再紧你就坐不下去了 Gaby, if I make it any tighter, you won't be able to sit down.
我不在乎 I don't care.
不能让他们知道我怀孕了 I can't have these girls thinking I'm pregnant.
你认为他们会取笑你吗？ Gosh, do you actually think they're gonna make fun of you?
相信我 他们不会给我留面子 Trust me. They're merciless.
为什么?我是说他们总有朋友有孩子 But why? I mean, surely they have friends who have children.
当我嫁给卡洛斯时 When I decided to marry Carlos,
我告诉他们 我的余生 I told these girls I would spend the rest of my days
会富有被爱并且没有孩子 being rich and in love and childless,
他们嘲笑我 and they laughed at me,
我的结局是 and they said I would just end up being
一个肥胖的主妇 过我不想过的生活 another fat hausfrau living a life that I didn't plan.
我不会让他们发现 I'm not gonna give them the satisfaction
他们说对了 of knowing they were right.
或许他们会为你高兴 Well, maybe they'll just be happy for you.
布里 我的朋友是模特 他们不会为任何人高兴 Bree, my friends are models. They're never happy for anyone.
你想过你会喜欢吗？ Do you ever think you might like it?
喜欢什么？ What?
做个母亲 不 Motherhood. No.
别不承认 Oh, come on.
你肯定会爱你的孩子 You don't think you're gonna love your own baby?
我不是说我不会爱上那个小家伙 Well, I'm not saying I'm not gonna grow attached to the little bugger.
只是我没有做好母亲的天份 I just don't have the motherhood gene.
我希望我有 可是我没有 I wish I did, but I don't.
干嘛？ What?
我在笑是因为 几个月后 Well, I'm just smiling because I think a few months from now
你会回到这里 you are gonna come to me
告诉我你是多么疯狂地爱着你的新宝宝 and tell me how madly in love you are with your new little baby,
然后我不得不告诉你"我早说过" and I'm gonna have to resist the urge to say "I told you so."
可能 但我很怀疑 Maybe, but I doubt it. There you go.
好了 都完成了 All done.
看起来怎么样？ Ah. How do I look?
惊艳！ Positively glowing.
布里 Bree...
嗨 Aah!
你们好 Hi! Hello!
上帝啊 Oh, my god!
你怀孕了！ You're pregnant!
布里 是我 Bree? It's Gaby!
亲爱的 门开着进来吧 Honey, it's open. Come on in.
嗨 我的朋友们走了 Hi. My, uh, friends just left,
希望你能帮我 and I was hoping you could come over
脱下这件衣服 and cut me out of this thing.
你的小聚会怎么样？ How was your little reunion?
有点 怪 It was, um... weird.
怪？ Weird?
爱丽森很不开心 Well, Allison's mad
因为被14岁的人抢走了工作 because she's losing jobs to 14-year-olds,
霍莉在节食 Holly is on a strict diet of cruciferous vegetables,
雅兹在做新的除皱疗法 and Yasmin is undergoing a new embryonic facial treatment
可能导致记忆力减退 that probably causes short-term memory loss.
我整晚站在那里想 You know, I just stood there the whole night
我们怎么会成为好朋友的 trying to remember why we were ever friends.
而且找不到... And I couldn't.
亲爱的 人会变 You know, honey, people change.
是啊 但他们没有变 Yeah, but that's the thing. They haven't changed.
他们一直都是那个样子 That's who they've always been.
我变了 我都不知道是怎么变的 I've changed, and I honestly don't know how.
那么 Well...
可能苏姗勒奈特和我影响了你 Maybe Susan, Lynette and I have had a good influence on you.
我怀疑 I doubt that.
来吧 等我完成手上的活 Come on. When I finish up here,
我会拿针线过来 I will come over with my sewing kit
帮你脱下衣服 and cut you out of that.
好 不过快点 All right, but hurry up,
我早就想上厕所了 because I've been having to pee since hors d'oeuvres.
明天有空陪我去购物吗？ Are you free to go shopping tomorrow?
我想是时候 I figured it's probably time
买些合身的衣服了 I bought some clothes that actually fit.
嗯，我知道有一家商店卖名牌孕妇装 Well, I know a store that carries maternity clothes with designer labels.
我喜欢那样的 I like the sound of that.
谢谢 Thanks.
呵 Aah!
谢谢你 Thank you.
是啊 照相机被设计用来捕捉影像 Yes, cameras are tools designed to capture images.
等等 Wait.
怎么回事 What is it?
她要些东西 Uh, she needs me to get something for her.
我马上回来 I will be right back.
但实际上 他们捕捉了更多的东西 But in truth, they can capture so much more.
他们会发现我们隐藏的愿望 They can uncover hidden longing
本来其实应该淡忘 of men who should no longer care.
他们能发现平淡婚姻中 They can reveal the extraordinary secrets
不平淡的激情 of the most ordinary marriages.
最神奇的是 Most amazing of all,
相机告诉我们 我们梦想 cameras can quietly and clearly reveal to us our dreams...
甚至自己都没有注意到 Dreams we didn't even know we had.