前情回顾 Previously on...
你的脾脏离心脏太近了 Your spleen has wandered close to your heart.
必须做手术 We gotta take it out.
把医疗保险的手续办好 Get your insurance figured out by then, hmm?
有坏的消息 我要你去和个警察谈谈 There was the bad news... There's a cop I want you to talk to.
他叫所罗门 这是他女儿的资料 His name is Sullivan. The file on Noah's daughter.
有令人不安的消息 The discomforting news...
谢谢 Thanks.
你家里藏了谁？ Are you hiding someone in your house?
告诉我你的秘密 我能理解 好吧 Tell me your secrets. I'll understand. Okay.
还有不该透露的消息 And the news no one should know...
但先告诉我你们的秘密 But you tell me yours first.
每月一次 Once a month,
俱乐部的女士们 the crème de la crème of Fairview society
会参加马克新.博涅特家的午餐会 would attend a semiformal luncheon at the home of Maxine Bennett.
每个人都喜欢那优雅的聚会 Everyone loved these elegant get-togethers...
每个人 Everyone, that is,
每个人 除了那位红头发的女士 but a certain redheaded housewife
她确信马克新在说谎 who was convinced Maxine was a liar.
看 马克新吹嘘 You see, Maxine liked to brag
所有饭菜都是自己做的 that she did all her own cooking.
由于每道菜都是如此及时 And because each course was served promptly...
色彩鲜艳 Presented with flair... It's delicious.
口感上佳 And was positively mouthwatering,
布里认定她有帮手 Bree knew Maxine had had some help.
对马克新来说是坏消息 Thank you so much. And sadly for Maxine,
因为布里打算证明这点 Bree intended to prove it.
马克新 这顿饭简直棒极了！ Maxine, once again, this entire lunch was just out of this world.
我想要你伙食承包人的电话 I just have to get the number of your caterer.
谢谢你的称赞 What a nice compliment.
但这些都是我自己做的 No, I'm afraid this is all my doing.
太棒了 绝对成功 It was a triumph, an absolute triumph.
算了吧 你不是真的要我们相信 Oh, come on. Do you honestly expect us to believe
你有时间为十个女人准备六道菜的大餐 that you had the time to prepare a 6-course meal for 10 women?
就算是我都没有办法做到 Even I couldn't make this andhave time to get ready for a party.
也许你不像我那么擅于组织 Well, perhaps you're just not as organized as I am.
抱歉失陪 If you'll excuse me.
布里 你在想什么？ Bree! What's gotten into you?
我有这道布丁的菜谱 I have the same recipe for English plum pudding.
这需要六小时准备 It takes six hours to prepare.
怎么可能有时间 How would she have time to make all of this
再同时准备其它的菜？ and everything else that we ate today?
这不像是诚实女人做的布丁 This is not the pudding of an honest woman.
FBI 开门 FBI! Open up!
天啊 什么事 What on earth?
我们找马克新.班尼特 We're looking for a Maxine Bennett.
我就是 我们要搜查 这是搜查令 I'm Maxine. We have a warrant to search the premises, ma'am.
搜查?我们正在吃午餐 A warrant? I'm in the middle of a luncheon.
这里 Over here.
找到了 Found her.
什么 What?!
马克新.班尼特 你被捕了 Maxine Bennett, you're under arrest
罪名是非法奴役 for involuntary servitude.
是她把你锁起来的？ Is this the woman who locked you up?
布里 是怎么回事？ Bree, what's going on?
我不肯定 好像马克新有个奴隶 Well, I'm not sure, but I think Maxine had a slave.
不敢相信 不敢相信 I can't believe it. I just can't believe it.
但布里可以相信 But Bree could.
对她来说 You see, for her,
布丁就是证据 the proof was in the pudding.
世界上充满了看似不可能的友情 The world is filled with unlikely friendships,
别人看来不般配的组合 odd pairings, that to the casual observer,
看似毫无意义 make absolutely no sense at all.
但如果仔细观察 But if we look closer,
我们就会发现这种组合的原因 we can see why these alliances form.
毕竟 共同的目的 After all, a shared purpose
可以让死对头成为盟友 can give even mortal enemies common ground.
布里 我们有个问题 Bree? We have a question for you.
哦 是什么？ Oh! What is it?
我们在想 Well, we were just wondering...
我们很好奇 Actually, we were curious about, um...
你和贝蒂.艾波怀特是怎么回事? 就是这个问题 What the hell's going on with you and Betty applewhite? Yeah, that.
我不明白 Excuse me?
那具尸体出现的时候 Well, from the day that dead body showed up,
你最先说艾波怀特家与此有关 nobody was yelling, "oh, the applewhites are involved!"
然后 你居然 Louder than you. And the next thing we know,
请贝蒂参加牌局 怎么回事？ you're having Betty over for poker. What gives?
她说起来好像我们很生气 其实没有 我是有点生气 She makes it sound like we're angry, and we're not angry. I'm a little angry.
我们能晚点讨论吗?我手里拿着冰淇淋 Can we talk about this later? I-I have ice cream in here.
布里 这种转变是不是 Bree, could this flip-flop have something to do with the fact
和丹妮尔约会马修有关系？ that Danielle is dating Matthew?
看来是这样 I knew that would get her.
谁跟你说的？ Who told you that?
麦克罗斯基夫人 她在公园看到他们 伊迪！ Mrs. Mcclusky. She saw them making out in the park. Edie!
什么? 你不能说得委婉一点吗？ What? Can't you sugarcoat it a little?
已经委婉了 I did.
他的手放在她衬衫里 He had his hand down her shirt.
布里 我们知道你有理由 Bree, we know that you have a good reason
让贝蒂参加我们 for wanting Betty to hang out with us.
我们只希望你能透露一些消息 We just... wondered if you could clue us in a little.
关于贝蒂.艾波怀特的事 When it comes to Betty applewhite,
我知道自己在做什么 I know what I'm doing,
你们得相信我 and you two are just gonna have to trust me.
如果不 And if you can't do that,
也许我要重新评价我们的友谊了 then perhaps I've overestimated the depth of our friendship.
恕我失陪 Now, if you'll excuse me...
婊子 What a bitch.
伊迪你能不能... Edie, can you...
我已经委婉了 Iwassugarcoating it.
嘿 Hey.
啊 Oh! Hi.
嘿 别这样亲我 Hey, none of that in here.
如果他们知道我和经理同居 Come on. Maybe if we remind ed that I'm shacking up
他们就不会否定我的提案了 with the senior v.P., he'll stop killing all my pitches.
你才来一个礼拜 You've only been here a week.
为什么不慢慢来? 亲爱的 你知道艾德的作风 Why don't you give yourself a break? Honey, you know the ad game.
我必须在他嘲笑我把我踢到一边前抓紧时间 I've only got a certain amount of time to make my Mark before he kicks me to the curb.
看 我只是要你 偶尔介入一下 Look, I'm just asking you... Jump in every once in a while,
拉我一把 当艾德有意见的时候 我没法保护你 throw me some rope, you know, when Ed's on the warpath. I can't protect you.
你得自己想办法搞定艾德 You're gonna have to find a way to click with ed yourself.
然后那只猪摸着肚子 发出这样的声音 说 And then the pig... he rubs his stomach and he goes...
新鲜的农场熏肉?让你欲罢不能 "Farm fresh bacon will make a piggy out of you, too."
那么 So...
猪吃了熏肉？ The pig actually eats the bacon?
恩 是啊 我不觉得客户会喜欢 Uh-huh, yeah. I don't see the client doing a happy dance
同类互食的想法 over the whole cannibalism theme.
汤姆 你为什么不说一下昨天晚上的那个想法？ Well, Tom, why don't you pitch him the other idea
那个人们喜欢这种熏肉甚至不想告诉别人？ you came up with last night? You know, the one where
就像一个熏肉爱好者的秘密组织？ people love bacon so much they wanna keep it a secret?
就像我大学里的兄弟会 What, like a secret underground society of bacon eaters?
每个人都想加入 More like my college fraternity, where, you know,
但我们只接纳最酷的人 everybody wanted in, but we only took the coolest guys.
你是格里克会的？ Wait, you were Greek?
我是阿尔法.唐.曼古 Yeah, Alpha tau omega.
我是费.卡普(兄弟会员的代号) 你也是？ I was phi kapp. You?
我可不觉得你能酷发誓A.T.O And I don't remember you having to be that cool to pledge a.T.O.
我有一枚硬币 Look, if I had a nickel for every phi kapp
是在高速公路上拼"裸体"留下的纪念品 that I tied naked to a freeway sign...
斯加沃 如果我们在一起 你肯定是我小弟 你这么想吗？ Scavo, if you were my pledge, I'd have made you my bitch. Oh, you think so?
知道吗 我喜欢兄弟会 You know what? I'm liking this whole fraternity angle.
我们午饭时再讨论 Yeah. You know what? Let's talk about it over lunch.
你买单 You're buying.
去啊 Go.
谢谢你 Thanks for your help.
出什么事了？ Hello. What's going on?
加布丽尔 我想要你见个人 Gabrielle, I want you to meet someone.
这是萧梅 This is xiao-Mei.
她被马克新.班尼特逼着干活 哦 那个奴隶 She's the young lady who was forced to work for Maxine Bennett. Oh, the slave.
哇 看上去没被虐待 Wow. Looks well-fed.
教堂在办送她回国的手续 The church is making arrangements for her to return to China.
在那以前 她需要一个住处 But until then, she needs a place to stay.
我把客房让她住 So I offered up our guest room.
真的？ Really?
亲爱的 能和你说句话吗？ Baby, can I talk to you for a second?
啊 Ahem.
你是白痴 Are you nuts?!
只住几天 It's only for a couple of days. Oh, thistime.
这次你又变成罗利神父的慈善使者了 You are quickly becoming father crowley's go-to guy for charity cases.
又不是坏事 他把我们家 And that's a bad thing? When he turns our house
变成天主教的庇护所! 是坏事 into a catholic underground railroad, yes!
你知道自己是那种人吗 加布? 你就是那种 You know who you are, Gaby? You're the kind of person
拒绝玛利亚和约瑟夫住旅店的人 (圣经故事) who would've turned away Mary and Joseph from the inn.
他们应该先打电话预约 Well, they should've called ahead.
别在桌子上梳头发 Don't brush your hair at the table.
你在和我说话？ Oh, you're talking to me?
这表示你原谅我了？ Does this mean you've finally forgiven me?
我该原谅你？ Why should I?
你出卖了你哥哥而你一点都不内疚 You betrayed this family, and you're not even sorry.
别说得那么夸张 Don't be such a drama queen.
如果艾波怀特报警 If the applewhites go to the police
告诉他们你哥哥撞了索利斯夫人 and tell them that your brother ran over Mrs. Solis,
他可能会进监狱 he could go to prison.
你怎么就不明白？ How can you not understand that?
只要你不报警告发卡博 他们就不会告发安德鲁 They won't talk about Andrew as long as you don't go to the police about Caleb.
卡博到底做了什么？ What did this Caleb do, exactly?
为什么要把他藏起来？ And why on earth are they hiding him?
为什么不去找艾波怀特夫人 Why don't you go to Mrs. Applewhite
告诉她你想知道真相？ and tell her you really need to know what's going on?
如果你态度好 我想她会告诉你的 I bet if you were really nice, she'd tell you the truth.
你真的那么想 丹妮尔？ Is that what you really think, Danielle?
我该去找艾波怀特夫人？ I should go to Mrs. Applewhite, be nice,
态度和蔼然后她就会告诉我所有秘密？ and then she'll hand over all her secrets?
是的 Yeah.
当我年青的时候 我的继母告诉我 我非常幸运 When I was young, my stepmother told me that I was very lucky.
我有美貌 智慧 狡诈和洞察力 I possessed beauty, wit, cunning and insight.
这是每个女人在世界上生存所需要的武器 These were weapons all women needed to survive in the world.
所以？ So?
所以好好看看自己的样子 So take good care of your looks, Danielle.
你没有任何一样 You don't have any other weapons at your disposal.
嗨 我需要动手术 Hi. I need an operation on my spleen,
而我发现自己没有医疗保险了 and I just found out I don't have medical insurance.
我能起诉谁吗？ Is there anyone I can sue?
欺诈案之后罗尼自首了 After the embezzlement, lonny let the policy lapse.
他在监狱里 而我就要死了 And now he's in jail, and I'm gonna die.
苏姗 你不会死的 Susie, you're not gonna die.
我会和保险公司交涉 I'll get into it with the insurance company.
没有时间让你处理这个案子的 No, there isn't time for you to deal with the red tape.
我的脾脏威胁到了心脏 My spleen is going careening into my heart.
现在就得动手术 本来我可以借你钱 I need that operation now. Yeah, I'd loan you the money myself,
但伊迪和我把积蓄都投资在了滑雪屋里 but Edie and I just plopped down our savings in a ski condo and...
我不要借钱 我要保险 I don't need a loan. I need coverage.
如果有什么并发症 I mean, what if there are complications?
我没有安全保障 I don't have a safety net.
天啊 Oh, my god, please!
你在做什么？ What in the hell are you doing?
我在祈祷 I'm saying a little prayer.
真可笑 Oh, for puke's sake...
什么?我那么绝望 你有什么主意吗？ Well, what? I'm desperate here. Do you have any other ideas?
实际上 我有 As a matter of fact, I do.
你只需要一个丈夫 What you need is a husband.
什么？ What?
得到医疗保险最好的方法 The only way to get a good health plan
就是嫁人 is to marry into one.
省省吧 伊迪 Edie, come on.
不 我觉得她有道理 No, no, I think she's onto something.
如果找到一个有保险计划的男人 Yeah. If we find a guy with the right plan,
你只需要在周一晚上假结婚 you could have a sham wedding on a Monday night
然后周二早上你就有医疗保险了 and be fully covered Tuesday morning.
不敢相信你真的考虑这件事 I can't believe you're actually considering this.
明天算起再过一周我就要被切开了 The surgeon is slicing me open a week from tomorrow.
还有什么选择？ What other choice do I have?
我要做的就是找个肯娶你的人 All we have to do is find a guy who's willing to marry you.
仔细想一下 You know, come to think of it,
祈祷也许不是什么坏主意 a little prayer might not be such a bad idea after all.
帕德 我们都在了 Pat, we're all here,
电话打来就接过来 so send the call in as soon as you get it.
200块赌你不可能连续三次做到这个 200 bucks says you can't do that 3 times in a row.
呃 Huh?
你接到三次 You catch three of those...
200块归你 200 bucks.
你怎么说 斯加沃？ What do you say there, Scavo?
成交 You're on.
看我的 啊 啊 啊 Here we go. Ah-ah-ah-ah!
我来丢 Thrown byme.
抱歉 我想我们是来 I'm sorry, I thought we were here
讨论农场鲜肉的首次展示 to talk about the farm fresh rollout?
我能成功 伙计 投的事情让我来管 They gotta be catchable, big guy. You just let me worry about the shooting.
来吧 Come on.
第一个 That's one.
伙计们 Guys...
哦 Oh!
接得好 Nice moves.
再来一个 伙计 伙计们 One more, big guy. Guys, please...
请不要....算了 That's... all right.
哦 Ow!
哇 Oh!
哇 Ow.
那是不可能接到的 是不可能 That wasn't even catchable! Yeah, well, maybe not.
但那值200块 But it's totally worth the 200 bucks. Ahh!
哇 Whoo!
我服你了 Well, you got me.
你真有意思 You're a regular little monkey man!
我喜欢这个人 Oh, I love this guy.
哦 嗨 Oh. Hi.
干嘛整天坐着？ Do you have to sit around all day?
为什么不体验一下西方文化 I mean, shouldn't you be out experiencing western civilization
趁你有机会？ while you have the chance?
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
缝 I fix.
不 这是很贵的的衣服 No, this is couture!
只有很棒的裁缝才有本事缝 This rip has to be fixed by an experienced tailor.
你不能... You can't just...
天啊 缝得太好了 Holy crap! This stitching is perfect!
饿了吗？ Hungry?
都是你做的？ Did you make all of this?
哦！ Oh!
给我的?好 For me? Okay.
哦 上帝啊 Oh, my god!
喜欢？ You like?
很喜欢 I like a lot.
喜欢吗？ You like that?
很好吃 Yeah, that's nice.
你知道在中国他们 Do you know what they do to people in China
怎么对待对政府有意见的人吗？ who speak out against the government? Hmm?
把他们送进劳改所 They put them in forced labor camps.
太可恶了 Isn't that awful?
恩 Mm-hmm.
知道我的意思吗?那是一个集权的政府 You know what I mean? It's such a repressive regime.
我们都忘了自己的政府有多好 We forget how good we have it.
我们没忘 Yes, we do.
你觉得萧梅会喜欢呆在美国吗？ Don't you think xiao-Mei would like it better here in america?
她在这里可以得到自由和民主 I mean, where she could learn about freedom and democracy and stuff?
你说这和让萧梅做家务有关吗？ Does this have anything to do with you making xiao-Mei do housework?
什么? 早上我下楼看到她在给地板打蜡 What? I came downstairs this morning and found her waxing the floor.
她告诉我你让她缝衣服 She told me you asked her to put on two coats.
首先 是她提出来的 Well, first of all, that was her idea.
其次 在你尝过她做的泡芙前 我不会和你提这件事 Second of all, I can't have this conversation until you've tasted her crab puffs. Oh...
哈 Hmm. Mmm.
她刚被解救出来 She just got done being a slave.
她想回中国 I mean, she wants to go back to China...
我们不能强迫她做我们的女佣 And we can't force her to stay here and be our maid.
谁强迫她？ Well, who's forcing her?
她要多少薪水我们就付多少 We'll pay her whatever she wants.
以她的经历 她不会要多少钱 And the best part is, with her résumé, anywage will look good.
不行 宝贝 No way, baby. Mnh-mnh.
呃 Hmm.
干嘛？ What?
怎么?你得不到想要的东西 What, so you don't get what you want,
就板着脸一走了之？ you just walk off and pout?
这不是我的关系 这关系到我们的国家 Oh, this isn't about me. This is about our great nation.
我才不会满足你的欲望 And I have no intention of sexually satisfying a man
你都不在乎 美国的理念和价值观 who isn't willing to stand up for and help spread the ideals and values of the United States of america.
有时她有点刻薄 And sometimes sheis a little hard to stomach,
但她是好意的 那个... but she means well. Well, that's...
嗨 她来了 Hi! Oh, here she is.
接到你留言我就赶来了 是他？ I came as soon as I got your message. Is this...
这是格里.格兰姆 你的未来前夫 This is Gary grantham, your future ex-husband.
哇 见到你很高兴 嗨 Wow, nice to meet you. Hi.
好吧 我要去见客户 Okay, listen, um, I've got to meet a client.
得走了 你们相互了解一下 I've got to go, so just talk amongst yourselves,
你们很般配 and you two make a very handsome couple.
是啊 Oh.
呃 Yeah.
嗨 嗨 Uh, hi. Hi.
周三结婚可以吗？ So do you wanna get married on Wednesday?
周四和周五我要出差 'Cause Thursday and Friday I'm out of town.
哦 好 礼拜三很不错 Oh! Oh, yeah. Sure, that's... Wednesday's great.
我只是很好奇 I'm... I'm just curious...
伊迪怎么能那么快说服你？ How did Edie convince you to do this so quickly?
她告诉我了你的处境 Well, she explained your situation to me.
我也需要一个假新娘 I'm sort of in need of a fake bride myself,
所以我想那很好 so I figured, what the heck?
为什么要个假的新娘？ Why would you need a fake bride?
我是同性恋 我没有告诉过妈妈 Uh, I'm gay, and I've never come out to my mother.
是吗？ Really?
是的 一开始我只是不想她生气 Yeah. At first, I just didn't want to upset her.
后来她年纪大了得了肺气肿和憩室炎 Then she got older, she got emphysema and diverticulitis,
我想也许什么都不用说 and I started thinking, if I just kept my mouth shut,
老天会帮我解决这个问题 then one day nature would take its course
我也能避免告诉她的尴尬场面 and we could avoid what is sure to be a very ugly scene.
后来呢？ So what changed?
在上个月她81岁生日聚会上她告诉我 She told me at her 81st birthday party last month,
她之所以能挺这么久是想看到我结婚 the only reason she's hanging on is to see me get married.
所以跟我结婚 Oh. Oh, so by marrying me...
我能快点拿到遗产 Yeah, I'd get my inheritance that much sooner.
不 当然更多的是让她开心 No, but mostly, I wanna make sure she's happy.
嗯 Mm-hmm.
你看上去是好人 苏姗 Well, you seem very nice, Susan.
跟你结婚我很高兴 Uh, it will be a pleasure being married to you.
我也是 Uh, likewise.
吃点炸鸡 Here, you can finish the rest of the fries.
有你的信 和药 Here's your mail and your pills.
呃 又是药 Ugh. More pills?
特曼小姐？ Miss tillman?
恩？ Hmm?
信哪里来的？ Where did this come from?
我不知道 和其它邮件放在一起 I don't know. It was in with your other mail.
把电话给我 Get me the phone.
萨尔曼 是我 Sullivan, it's me.
我收到新的消息 要你介入 I just got some news, and I need to get you involved.
看来德尔非诺有事瞒着我 Looks like Delfino's been holding out on me.
第二天早晨 布里想到一个计划 The next morning, Bree came up with a plan
得到她想要的真相 to get to the truth she so desperately needed.
她看到艾波怀特家离开了屋子 As she watched the applewhites leave their house,
她想起了很信任前屋主 she thought of how much she had trusted the previous owners
而且他们 and how much they...
也很信任自己 Had trusted her.
卡博 是你吗？ Caleb? Is that you?
嗨 Hi.
我是布里 就住在附近 I'm Bree. I live down the street.
我是你妈妈的朋友 I'm a friend of your mother's.
她不在家 She's not home.
我知道 恩... I know. Um...
我是来找你的 I came to see you.
我？ Me?
是的 你妈妈和我谈起过你 Yes. Your mother told me all about you and I thought it...
我想我们见下面 会很好 It might be nice if, um, we had a little visit.
我给你带了些手工点心 I brought you some homemade cobbler.
哦 啦啦啦啦啦 ♪ oh, la, la, la, la, la ♪
在这里 大家跟着甜甜圈 Right here. Follow the doughnut, people.
更我来 大家一起 来吧 来吧 Here we go. We got some people. Come on, come on.
嘿 Hey, hey... huh?
怎么了？ What's going on?
艾德打赌汤姆不会吃马桶里的甜甜圈 Well, um, ed bet Tom that he wouldn't eat a doughnut out of the toilet.
很恶心不是？ Isn't it disgusting?
哼 Unh-unh!
嗯 Huh?
要整个都浸下去 It's gotta be fully dunked.
我可不想它不吸水 Now, I don't want the glaze to repel the water.
稍等一下 我要清洗一下 Whoa, slight delay, people. I'm requesting a scrub down.
谁知道厕所刷子在哪里？ Does anybody know where they keep the toilet brush?
就一小会儿 Just for one second, okay? Just for one second.
我从没想过会要问你这个 Hey, I never thought I'd have to ask you this,
你要吃一个厕所里的甜甜圈? 是啊 but are you about to eat a doughnut out of the toilet? Yeah!
为了拿到加尔维斯顿的珠宝客户 For the galveston jewelers account.
我不在乎 你不能这么做 听着 勒奈特 I don't care! You're not gonna do this! Look, Lynette,
是你让我自己想办法搞定艾德 you're the one who told me to find a way to click with ed.
现在我有机会了 能拿到客户！ Well, now we've got our thing, andit's paying off for me!
但艾德想要羞辱你 That's because ed gets off on humiliating you.
请别那么做 Please, don't do this!
我们在等你 斯加沃 We're waiting, Scavo!
汤姆 汤姆 汤姆！ Tom, Tom, Tom!
好吧 现在怎么办？ Okay, okay, what now?
这是我的机会 This is my moment.
卡博 除了你妈妈和兄弟 So, Caleb, besides your mother and brother,
还有别人知道你在这里吗？ does anybody else know that you're here?
没有 No.
你很漂亮 You're pretty.
谢谢你的夸奖 Thank you. That's very sweet.
你一直住在哪里? 楼上？ So where have you been living this whole time? Upstairs?
不 No.
我才搬到楼上 I just moved upstairs.
我的房间在楼下 My room's downstairs.
楼下？ Downstairs?
在地下室里 In the basement.
想看看吗？ You wanna see it?
卡博 这几个月你都被关在这里？ Caleb, have you been down here all these months?
是的 Yeah.
你妈妈让你戴上这些？ Did your mother make you wear those?
大多数时候 Most of the time.
哦 上帝啊 Oh, my god!
我不明白 Sweetheart, I don't understand.
为什么你妈妈要这么对你？ Why in the world would your mother treat you that way?
我伤了一个女孩 I hurt a girl.
一个女孩？ A girl?
是的 Yeah.
后来她死了 And then she died.
哦 Oh.
她叫梅勒妮 Her name was Melanie.
她很漂亮 She was pretty.
就像你一样 Just like you.
嗨 Hi.
我想告诉你 我就要结婚了 I thought you should know, I'm getting married.
和医生？ To the doctor?
不不 No! No. Ha!
和一个同性恋 No, to... to a gay guy.
你怎么知道医生的事？ How did you know about the doctor?
人们在谈论 你... 要嫁给一个同性恋？ People talk. So you... You're marrying a gay guy?
我需要医疗保险 I need health insurance,
因为我的脾腺错位 um, 'cause I've got this wandering spleen and...
听上去很搞笑 That sounds funny,
脾腺错位 "spleen wandering," but...
实际上一点都不搞笑 因为很危险 Actually, it's not funny 'cause it can bang into things...
所以我需要医疗保险 我明天就结婚了 So I need health insurance, so I'm getting married tomorrow.
你觉得我疯了是吧？ And you probably think I'm crazy, right?
不能等等吗？ Well... can it wait?
手术？ Um, the surgery?
不 不能等 No. It can't wait.
我想并不疯狂 I guess it's really not that crazy.
你好吗？ How you doin', ma'am?
苏姗 能失陪一下吗？ Susan, can you just give me a minute?
当然 抱歉 Oh, yeah. No, I'm sorry.
没什么事了 I... that was really... it.
你想干什么？ What do you want?
不是我想干什么 德尔非诺 It's not whatiwant, Delfino.
是诺亚.泰勒想 It's what Noah Taylor wants.
他的外孙在哪里？ Where's his grandkid?
我们就跳过 You know, let's skip the part
你什么都不知道那部份吧 where you don't know anything about anything.
泰勒先生想谈谈 Mr. Taylor wants to chat.
如果我不答应呢？ What if I say no?
那么我会亲自找到那孩子 Then I've gotta find the kid myself,
我猜他或她就住在附近 and my guess is, he or she is somewhere around here close.
你的女朋友 Your old girlfriend...
有个女儿对吧？ She's got a daughter, right?
也许我该先去拜访她一下 Maybe I should start by payinghera visit...
不是她女儿 Her daughter's not the one.
是啊 根据你的记录 Yeah, well, given your track record,
我最好还是自己去查一下 I might wanna check that out for myself.
告诉他我明天早上过去 Tell him I'll be there in the morning.
哦 Oh!
真漂亮 So pretty.
喜欢漂亮的东西？ You like nice things?
所以我觉得你笨 That's why I think you're stupid,
不想留在这里 for not wanting to stay here.
你可以看到我的漂亮宝贝 You could be around mynice things all the time,
照看他们 taking care of them...
不是很有意思吗？ How fun would that be?
我肯定比你回那个穷村子 有意思得多 Well, I'm sure it's a lot more fun than you'd have in that tiny, godforsaken village of yours.
其实我们有很多的共同点 You know, we're probably more alike than people would guess.
我也生在一个小村庄里 我的亲人什么都没有 I'm from a small town, too. My folks had nothing.
所以我爱美国 任何事都有可能 That's why I love america. Anything is possible.
哦 Oh...
喜欢？ Hmm, you like that?
一个又老又肥的股票经济人送我的 No. An old, fat stockbroker gave this to me.
一文不值 拿着吧 It's not worth anything. You can have it.
喔 Oh...
喔 Oh!
没关系 很高兴你喜欢 It's okay. Glad you like it.
你能帮我梳梳头 You can brush my hair.
哦 Oh!
我喜欢 很好 - I loved it! - It was nice.
嗨 Hi.
嗨 Hi. Hi.
匆匆忙忙的 这是我找到最好的地方了 Uh, this is the best I could do on such short notice.
好的 Okay.
哦 苏姗 这是我的伴郎 史蒂芬 Oh, uh, Susan, this is, uh, my best man, Steven.
也是我的伴侣 He's also my life partner.
哦 嗨 见到你很高兴 Oh, hi. It's nice to meet you.
亲爱的 礼貌点 Baby, be... be nice. Come on.
你得了癌症我很难过 I'm sorry you have cancer.
癌症？ Cancer?
这难道不是原因吗？ Isn't that the point of this wholecharade?
格里说你需要医疗保险 Gary said you needed insurance.
是的 不不 我是需要保险 Oh, yes. No, no, I do need insurance.
但我没有得癌症 我得的是脾错位 I just don't have cancer. I have a... wandering spleen.
我说的是有点像癌症 I said it waslikecancer.
有什么不对吗？ Is there a problem?
不不 没事 No. No, everything's fine.
我们去礼堂吧 好吗？ Uh, let's just go to the chapel. Shall we?
我做了一个婚礼蛋糕 希望你喜欢 I made a wedding cake. I hope you enjoy it.
哦哦 Oh! Uh...
我们能开始了吗？ So... are we ready to get started?
能放音乐吗？ Oh, do you have a thing to play music?
史蒂芬为我们刻了一张婚礼音乐合集 I had Steven burn a little wedding mix for us,
营造气氛 for ambience.
当然 等我一下 Sure, just, um, give me a sec.
你有什么事？ Do you have a problem?
你说她生病了 You said she was sick.
她是病了 她的脾脏错位了 Sheis. She has a wandering spleen.
那听起来可不是癌症 甚至都不严重 It sounds nothing like cancer. It doesn't even sound real.
很严重 我可能丧命 你看上去很好 亲爱的 Well, it is. I-I could die. You look fine to me, honey.
别这样 Don'tdo this.
我求了你六次 I have asked you six times
和我飞回荷兰去结婚 to fly with me to Holland to get married,
但你总是有借口 and you always have some lame excuse.
但这个得了搞笑疾病的女人一出现 But the second some chick with a silly disease comes along,
你就要和她去结婚 well, you drop everything and head for a chapel.
哦 不 是很严重的毛病 Oh, no, it's a serious illness.
因为"脾脏"这个词才显得搞笑 See, it just sounds silly 'cause of the word "spleen."
你要我怎么样? 我要你体谅我的感情 What do you want from me? I want you to worry about my feelings
至少有一半像体谅你妈妈的 half as much as you worry about your mother's!
什么能让你高兴？ What is it gonna take to make you happy?
不要结婚? 你就要这个？ Not go through with the wedding? Is that what you're asking?
不不不 停下 Oh, oh! No, no, stop right there.
我比谁都希望看到你们 Okay, I would love to see you two crazy kids get hitched
在荷兰结婚 有郁金香穿着木鞋 in Holland more than anyone, with the tulips and the clogs,
站在风车前 in front of a windmill, the whole shebang.
但除非我能做这个手术 否则我的脾脏 But unless I get this surgery, my spleen is going to slam
会撞到心脏然后一起爆炸 straight into my heart and explode.
你知道 我看起来是个好人 So, you know, seeing as I am just a nice person
我一直都支持同性恋的权利 让我们结婚吧 and I always support gay rights, let's just do this.
我有了丈夫就有了医疗保险 And then I'll have a husband and insurance.
没有人会受伤害 Nobody gets hurt.
史蒂芬 史蒂芬 Steven, why... Steven!
他有点... It's just...
是啊 Yeah.
我很抱歉 我不能 I'm so sorry. My hands are tied.
我真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
史蒂芬等等 史蒂芬 Steven, wait. Steven...
你去哪里 你去哪里 Where are you going? What are you doing?
♪ 哦 哦 哦♪ ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ 爱和它有什么关系？♪ ♪ What's love got to do, got to do with it? ♪
音响终于能开了 Ah, finally got the sound system working.
♪ 除了二手的感情 什么是爱？♪ ♪ What's love but a secondhand emotion? ♪
新郎呢？ Where's the groom?
♪ 爱和它有什么关系？♪ ♪ What's love got to do, got to do with it? ♪
嗨 苏姗 Hey, susie q.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
作为新娘你看上去不太高兴啊 For a newlywed, you don't have much spring in your step.
我没结婚 I didn't get married.
真的？ Really?
我们到了礼堂 We got to the altar,
但这场假婚礼有始无终 but the whole fake wedding thing sort of imploded.
哦 我很抱歉 Wow. I'm sorry.
我还是没有保险 I still don't have insurance.
我得做那个手术 I need to get that operation.
我 I'm...
糟透了 I'm really screwed.
那么 Well...
我们干嘛不结婚？ Why don't I just marry you?
什么? 我有很棒的医疗计划 What? I've got a fantastic health plan.
你马上就能享受 You'd be covered instantly.
但我们离婚了 But... we were actually married.
听着 苏姗 和你离婚 Look, susie, I've always felt awful
我一直觉得对你不起 about walking out on you the way I did.
如果我们这次结婚 And I figure, if we do this,
我至少能救你的命 I'd basically be saving your life.
我想我欠你的 I figure I owe you one.
卡尔 Karl...
你答应吗？ So what do you say?
嫁给我好吗？ Will you marry me, Susan Mayer?
再一次 Again?
为什么不行？ What the hell?
酷！ Cool!
要告诉伊迪吗？ What are we gonna do about Edie?
不能告诉她 她会杀了我们 We can't tell her. She'd kill us both.
这是我们的小秘密 Yeah, it'll be our little secret.
很高兴你能做我们的客人 We've really enjoyed having you as a guest.
对吧 加布？ Right, Gaby?
当然 Absolutely.
萧梅 你是个很特别的女孩 Xiao-Mei, you are a very special girl,
一路保重 好吗？ so... So you take care, okay?
哦 Oh!
谢谢你们的帮忙 卡洛斯 Thanks for all your help, Carlos.
神父 我很荣幸 My pleasure, father.
再见 女士们... Bye-bye. Ladies?
别告诉我你在哭 Please don't tell me you're crying
就因为得不到想要的女佣 just because you can't have the maid you want.
卡洛斯 她可不仅仅会是个女佣 Carlos, she wouldn't have been just a maid.
她会变成最好的女佣 She would have been the best damn maid ever.
上帝 你太夸张了 God, you're pathetic.
闭嘴 Shut up.
嘿 有什么不对 Hey, something's going on.
克劳利神父 Father crowley...
萧梅 萧梅 Xiao-Mei, xiao-Mei...
有什么问题吗？ Is there a problem?
萧梅不想回中国 Well, xiao-Mei doesn't want to go back to China.
她想住在这里为你们工作 She wants to stay here and work for you.
什么？为什么？ What? Why?
她说索利斯夫人对她太好了 She says Mrs. Solis treated her with more kindness than she's ever known.
她现在把你们当作家人 She now thinks of you two as family.
真的？ Oh, really?
你当然能留下 Oh, of course you can stay!
哦 Oh!
加布 Gaby...
卡洛斯 她把我们当做家人！ Carlos, she thinks of us as family.
我要听农场鲜肉的新点子 I'm ready to hear those farm fresh concepts.
5号会议室 Conference room in five...
厕所男孩！ Toilet boy!
你不用向我解释 You are so not allowed to complain to me.
我知道 你是对的 好吧 现在我在广告界里 I know. You were right, okay? So now I'm known throughout
有了厕所男孩的绰号 the advertising world as "toilet boy."
告诉他你玩够了 Tell him you're done with the games.
你不想再玩了 You don't wanna play anymore.
不不不 我不能 如果现在退缩 No, no, no, I can't. I can't. If I back down now,
他会觉得我在示弱 he'll see it as a sign of weakness.
这是男人的方式 但是 Look, this is the way that guys do business. But...
你说对了 他在耍我 来吧 So you called it. He made me his bitch. Come on.
给你 Here you go. Oh.
艾德 我在想 You know, ed, I've been thinking.
最近我们有很多游戏大家也很开心 We've had a lot of fun and games around here lately,
但现在也许 but maybe it's time
应该让办公室里多点专业精神了 to set a slightly more professional tone in the office.
我懂了 Oh, I get it.
有人跑去找妈妈了 是吧？ Somebody went running to mommy, didn't he? Huh?
什么? 汤姆输了几个赌 What? Tom loses a few bets,
所以让你来说情？ so he tries to get his wife to make me back off?
太差劲了 Oh, this issoalpha tau.
我会让他付出代价 I am gonna make him pay.
不不 你不能那样 No. No, you're not gonna make him pay.
现在就得停下 You are gonna stop thisnow.
这是我的公司 This is my company.
如果人们想在这里干活 就得按我的规则 If people wanna work here, they play by my rules.
艾德! 怎么？ Ed! What?
我有话说 I'm calling you out.
你说得对 Huh? Yes, you're right.
你的公司 按你的规则办事 This is your company, so I'll play by your rules.
我做什么才能让你停下兄弟会的那套？ What do I have to do to get you to stop this frat boy crap?
剔眉毛?不穿衣服来工作？ Shave my eyebrows? Come to work naked?
你说就是了 Name your stakes.
我没时间 怎么了艾德？ I don't have time for this. Aw, what's wrong, ed?
怕被女生击败？ You afraid a phi kapp's gonna get beaten by a girl?
来啊 大男人 Come on, big man...
不过一个小赌 It's just a little bet.
你们知道 我觉得让办公室里多些乐趣 As you know, I think that making the workplace fun
有助于提高效率 is good for morale.
但勒奈特觉得我们的恶作剧 But Lynette here thinks that our shenanigans
有点过头了 have gotten a little out of hand.
安静 Oh, hold on.
安静 我尊重勒奈特的理念 Hold on. I respect Lynette's work ethic.
所以我们决定用一个勇气测试 So we've decided to settle the matter
来解决问题 with a little test of intestinal fortitude.
如果她能吃下 If she can eat 1 pound
一磅客户的农场鲜肉 生的 of our client's fine, farm-fresh pork product, raw...
办公室就恢复原来的秩序 There'll be a moratorium on wagering in the office.
哦 Oh, oh!
我知道你这么做是为了我 I know you are doing this for me.
你犯不着这样 You don't need to do this.
我不要你来打我的战争 我不是打你的战争 I don't need you fighting my fights. I am not fighting your fights.
这是我的战斗 This is my fight.
这是男人的方式 对吗？ This is how guys do business, right?
我得看看这个 I gotta see this.
这太恶心了 This is so disgusting.
我们全靠你了 We're counting on you.
我们年少时 While we're young.
失败没什么羞愧的 No shame in defeat, Lynette.
一点都不 No shame at all.
她要吃了... Oh, she's gonna do it.
哦 Ohh!
哦 好 Oh, yes!
哦 Oh!
哦 太多了 Oh, this is too much.
哦 Oh!
怎么了? 她打赌了 What? She took the bet.
怎么?这不是很有趣吗？ What? This isfun, people.
她只要再吃一块 She's got one more.
那么 这里又是办公的地方了？ So... can this be a place of business again, ed?
不再有游戏了？ No more games?
当然 Sure.
反正你已经把快乐都吸走了 You sucked all the fun out of it anyway.
勒奈特 Lynette...
我得回去工作了 I gotta go back to work.
太厉害了 Thatwas really something.
谢谢 Thanks.
能再给我找一桶肉来吗？ Could you scrounge me up a bucket?
卡博说一个好心的红发女士拜访过他 Caleb said a nice, red-haired lady came to visit him.
进来 贝蒂 Come on in, Betty.
喝酒吗？ Get you a drink?
我不是来社交的 布里 This is not a social call, Bree!
你到底有没有闯入我的房子和我儿子谈话？ Did you or did you not break into my home and talk to my son?
卡博和我谈得很愉快 Caleb and I had, uh, a very lovely chat. Yes.
如果你再接近他 If you ever come near him again,
就要你好看 there will be hell to pay.
清楚吗？ Do you understand?
你不问问我们谈了什么？ Aren't you gonna ask me what we talked about?
有个名字... The name, um...
梅勒妮.福斯特 Melanie foster came up.
我要给你倒杯酒 I'm gonna pour you a drink now, Betty,
因为我们要好好谈一谈 because we're about to have a very honest discussion,
喝点酒对你有帮助 and I think you're gonna need a little help getting through it.
他叫扎克.杨 和他的父亲住在一起 His name's Zach young. He lives with his father.
母亲一年前自杀 Mother committed suicide about a year ago.
他怎么会和这些人住在一起？ How did he end up with these people?
你怎么觉得？ How do you think?
迪尔德莉当时吸毒 她不要他了 Dierdre was strung out, Noah. She gave him up.
我要见他 I wanna see this boy.
他有自己的家 Well, he's got a new family now.
我不能随便把他带来这里 I can't just snap my fingers and get him in here.
你也许不能 我可以 Maybe not, but I can snap my fingers,
所罗门侦探可以做到 你不会想这么做 and detective Sullivan can make it happen. You don't wanna do that.
不会? 你想那样见到他？ No? Is that really the way you wanna meet him...
让那个混蛋把他带来 祖父再给他个拥抱？ Have that thug drag him in here so grandpa can give him a hug?
好吧 两天时间 你带他来 Fine. You bring him. I'll give you two days.
你知道 我时间不多了 As you know, I'm on a bit of a clock here.
卡博出生时 When Caleb was born,
医生说他有点特别 and the doctors discovered that he was different,
他都不哭 I didn't even cry.
那是我一生中最痛苦的时刻 It wasthemost painful moment of my life.
但我没哭 I didn't shed a single tear.
我只是对自己说 有什么关系？ I just thought to myself, what's the point?
他是我儿子 我一定要把他养大 尽我所能 He is my son, and I have to raise him as best I can.
是我的使命 Now that's my job.
很多地方我都很幸运 In a lot of ways, I feel so blessed.
卡博是个例外 但他有淳朴的天性 Calebischallenged, but he has such a sweet nature.
我肯定你注意到了 I'm sure you noticed that when you came to visit.
是的 Yes, I did.
我还注意到你把他锁在地下室里 I also noticed that you had him chained in the basement.
那是因为梅勒妮.福斯特 That's because of Melanie foster.
她是马修的女朋友 Melanie was a girl that Matthew dated.
他们是初恋 She was a debutante.
像年青人那样 And like typical teenagers,
他们的感情充满戏剧性 their relationship was full of drama.
他们老是分手 复合 They were always breaking up and getting back together
分手 and breaking up.
有一晚 他们大吵了一架 One night, after one of their big blow-ups,
卡博设法让梅勒妮 Caleb somehow convinced Melanie
和他在一个锯木场见面 to meet him down at our local lumberyard.
我想她是以为卡博是 I can only imagine that she thought he was bringing
代马修来道歉的 但他不是 some kind of apology from Matthew, but he wasn't.
卡博告诉梅勒妮 他爱上她了 Caleb told Melanie he was in love with her,
如果他是她的男朋友 and that if he was her boyfriend,
他决不会和她分手 he would never break up with her...
梅勒妮当着面嘲笑他 And she laughed in his face.
他想亲她说明自己是认真的 He tried to show her he was serious by kissing her...
她打了他 And she hit him.
后来发生了什么他记不清楚了 He doesn't remember a lot of what happened after that,
他记得自己很生气 but he... he does know that he got very, very angry, and...
而他旁边有一把斧头 And that there was an ax lying on the ground nearby him.
是的 我儿子杀死了梅勒妮 Yes, my Caleb killed Melanie,
但我不能让他去监狱 but I couldn't let him go to jail...
或者被杀掉 Or worse, be put down,
那是我的过错 for what was really my crime.
你的过错？ Your crime?
是我的责任 It was my responsibility.
我本该保护他不做傻事 I was supposed to protect him from himself.
我是她母亲 I am his mother.
那是我的使命 That was my job.
这个世界上充满了不可能的友情 The world is filled with unlikely friendships.
他们是怎么开始的？ How do they begin?
当一个人处于绝望时 With one person desperately in need,
另一个伸出了援助之手 and another willing to lend a helping hand.
当这种帮助发生后 When such kindness is offered... Whoo!
我们终于可以看清这种友情的价值 We're finally able to see the worth
尽管过去曾有误解 of those we had previously written off.
不知不觉间 And before we know it...
一种默契已经形成 A bond has formed,
不管别人是否理解 regardless of whether others can understand it.
每天都有不可能的友情产生 Yes, unlikely friendships start up every day.
没人明白这一点 No one understands this
寂寞的人 更能理解 more than the lonely.
事实上 In fact,
这种友情正是他们盼望的 it's what they count on.