前情提要 provided by Desperate Housewives...
布瑞发现了一桩家丑 bree discovered a family secret.
哦 我要吐了 Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
勒奈特在与化疗斗争 Lynette struggled with chetherapy...
而苏珊则非常享受她怀孕后的生活 while susan took joy in being pregnant...
我可是在吃两个人的份 I'm eating for two.
卡洛斯和加布最大的障碍来自... The biggest obstacle to carlos and gaby...
国税局会让我对你做出不利的证词 the I. R. S. Could make me testify against you.
伊蒂迫使卡洛斯许下的承诺 Was the promise edie forced carlos to make.
我们订婚了 We're engaged.
我真的很在乎伊蒂 但是我不能让她毁了我的生活 I really did care for edie, but I can't let her ruin my life.
特雷弗！这儿！ trevor!Over here!
所有的孩子都喜欢做游戏 all children love to play games.
但在他们学会骑车 But before they can race their bikes
或是跳绳 or jump their ropes
或是掷飞盘前 or toss their frisbees,
孩子们知道首先得找到愿意和自己玩的伙伴 children understand they must first convince their friends to play along with them.
这对成人来说 也一样 The same is true for adults.
嘿 加布 是我 我准备星期六晚上开个派对 猜猜是什么派对 Hi, gaby. It's me. I'm throwing a party saturday night. Guess what kind?
猜字派对？你不是刚办过一个？ A charades party?Didn't you just throw one?
不啊 那是一年前的事了 No, that was a year ago.
好吧 是该再来一轮了 Oh. Right. Guess it's time for another one.
是啊 你来吗 Sure is. Can you come?
呣... 不好意思 Victor要我去... Um... sorry. Victor needs me at this...
政治上的事情 该死 该死 该死 political thing. Damn. Damn. Damn.
哦 你可要来啊 你玩猜字游戏可是最拿手的 Aw!You have to come. You're the best charades player I know.
你真会说话 而且说得很对 That's sweet. and totally accurate.
但我真的被化疗搞垮了 所以... But I'm really whipped from the chemo, so...
哦 有电话进来了 下次叫上我 好吗 oh, there's my other line. Can you ask me next time, okay, hon?
好的 再见 Okay, bye.
你好 hello?
哦 嘿 布瑞 有什么事么？ Oh, hey, bree. Mm, what's up?
我昨晚去Katherin家拿个配方 你绝对想不到我听到了什么 Well, I stopped by katherine's last night just to get a recipe, and you'll never believe what I overheard.
她打了孩子一巴掌？不！ She slapped her kid?!No!
是啊 听着... 当Adam说Dylan只会一直问这问那 Yes, and get this... when adam said dylan was just going to keep asking questions,
凯瑟琳说... 她是这么说的... katherine said... and I quote...
"那么我们就需要编些更好的谎话了" "well, we're just gonna have to find better lies. "
别挂 有电话进来了 oh, hang on. I've got another call.
别接！是苏珊 她又要搞场游戏之夜了 Don't answer it!It's susan. She's hosting another game night.
又来？该写封匿名信了 Another one? It's time for an anonymous letter.
- 等等... 凯瑟琳也要去苏珊的猜字之夜么？ - 有可能 怎么了？ - Wait... is katherine going to susan's charade night? - Probably. Why?
那我们也该去 We should go, too.
和她喝两杯 看看她会不会酒后吐真言 Get a few drinks in her, see if she loosens up.
我很难想像Kathering这样的女人 仅仅喝了一点酒 Well, I doubt a woman like katherine is gonna spill her secrets just
- 就会把她的秘密泄露出来 - 我不知道 - because she's had a little win - I don't know.
你还没戒酒的时候 可是说了些有趣的事情 You came out with some interesting things before you swore off the sauc
我可不记得了 well, none that I recall.
你不是告诉我你失去 童贞的时候是在一个后座那... Didn't you tell me you lost your virginity in the backseat of a...
了解 我带酒来 point well taken. I'll bring the wine.
苏珊 好消息 我们又能来参加聚会了 Susan, good news. We can come to the party after all.
嘿 你还得邀请些谁吧 Hey, you know who else you should invite?
是啊 我觉得舒服多了 算我一个 Yeah, I am feeling much better, so count me in.
- 我们的新邻居来吗 - 当然！ - Will our new neighbor be coming? - Of course!
我喜欢你的猜字派对 我想你还该叫上可爱的Katherine I love your charades parties. And I hope you're inviting that delightful katherine mayfair.
今天你有面子了 So you were paid a very nice compliment today.
- 我？ - 是的 - I was? - Yes.
我办了个猜字派队 而我所有的朋友出奇一致地要求我来邀请你 I am hosting a charades party, and all of my friends went out their way to insist I invite you.
- 真的？ - 嗯 - Really? - Mm-hmm.
是的 不是每一个成人都喜欢做游戏的 Yes, not all adults like to play games.
但喜欢游戏的人 But the ones who do...
则是为了赢得这场游戏 play to win.
绝望主妇 第四季 第3集 Desperate Housewives Season 4 Episode 3
斯特拉 温菲尔德讨厌做饭 Stella wingfield hated to cook.
但在星期五的早上 她仍然切着乳酪 Still, she spent that friday morning grating cheese...
给平底锅涂油 and greasing a pan...
并把通心粉放进去 and laying in macaroni
因为她的大女儿生病了 because her eldest daughter was sick,
斯特拉也不再坐在一边 熟视无睹 and stella could no longer sit by and do nothing.
- 吃午饭了 - 哦 不用了 谢谢 - Lunchtime! - Oh. No, thanks.
来吧 我特地为你做的 吃了才会有力气 Oh, come on. I made it for you special. You've gotta keep your streng up.
我很感激你的付出 但是我说过我不是什么都吃得下的 仅供参考 I appreciate the effort, but I told you, I can't keep anything down, and F. Y. I.
奶酪通心粉让我想吐 Mac and cheese is halfway to vomit.
你也可以给我拿些奶油玉米来 You might as well have given me a plate of creamed corn.
你不是在吃抗反胃的药吗 Aren't you taking the anti-nausea drug?
我是在吃 但是它只不过... Yeah, I am taking it. It's just...
不起作用 not working.
那好 Well, um...
我知道有些东西能让你不恶心 能让你胃口大增 I know something that might help your nausea and boost your appetite.
呃 Um...
让我的一些老朋友来看看你 perhaps a little visit from my old friend...
玛丽 珍？（指大麻marijuana） mary jane?
- 你说的是吸毒？ - 很多做化疗的人都用这个 - You're suggesting pot? - A lot of chemo patients use it.
- 我就这样 - 是啊 - Hell, I did. - Yeah.
好吧 Oh, come on.
让妈妈教你这种很棒的嗜好吧 Let mama score you some kick-ass chronic.
很棒的嗜好？ "Kick-ass chronic"? Uh-huh.
你是个外婆 你不是该 编织阿富汗毛毯什么的吗 You're a grandmother. Shouldn't you be off somewhere knitting an afghan?
只是想让你不要那么痛苦 Just trying to ease your pain.
那谢过 我只不过不想从 那些桥洞下的家伙那里拿我的药 Well, thks, but prefer not to get my medication from some guy under a bridge.
好自为之 Suit yourself.
嘿 Hey.
- 这是什么 - 婴儿床 - What's this? - A crib.
哦 瞧瞧 Oh, and look...
保险杆 我想如果孩子随你的性格 safety latch. I figured if the baby takes after you,
意外保险是必要的 "accident-proof" is key.
宝贝 我不过才三个月 Honey, you know, I'm still in my first trimester.
现在就做婴儿床不太早了吗 Um, don't you think it's a little early to be making cribs?
考虑要刷成粉红的还是蓝的才太早了呢 但是... Early would be painting it pink or blue. But...
我两手准备 所以怎么样都成 I got both, so we're covered either way.
太棒了 great.
不管是男是女 公马队球迷 And whether it's a boy or a girl, colts fan.
- 这个没得商量 - 嗯 - That's non-negotiable. - Mm.
布瑞到家了 我马上回来 Um, bree's home. I'll be right back.
瞧好了 苏珊来了 look sharp. It's susan.
上帝 想和她保持一臂距离 都越来越难 God, it's getting harder and harder to keep her at arm's length.
从不知道她这么喜欢拥抱 I never knew she was such a hugger.
- 要我出马吗? - 我有坚强后盾 不用 - You want me to run interference? - I'm getting good at props. No, no.
是吗? 好 Yeah? Good.
嘿 苏珊 有事吗？ Hey, susan! What's up?
我需要帮忙 I need a favor.
我记得你提过 你的产科医生很不错 Um, I remember you mentioning that you liked your obstetrician.
能把他号码给我吗？ Can I get his number?
我还以为你在Mayfair医生那儿检查 I thought you were using dr. Mayfair.
是啊 我不知道 有点奇怪 Yeah, I don't know. It's getting a little weird.
要知道 亚当是我邻居 You know, adam is my neighbor.
但你不介意奥森做你牙医 But you don't mind orson being your dentist.
那是因为奥森说"张大"时 我不会脸红 Well, that's because I don't blush when orson says, "open wide. "
要知道 我的妇科医生在镇另一头 you know, my O. B. Is all the way across town.
你不想跑这么远的 You just do not want to drive that far.
我们可以同时去 可以拼车 你知道... Oh, well, we could schedule our appointments together and carpool. You know...
公路孕妇拍档 pregnant gals on the road.
听起来确实很好玩 但我觉得他不想接受其他病人了 it does sound fun, but I don't think my doctor's taking on any new patients.
我可以说服他 他怎么称呼？ Oh, I can talk him into it. What's his name?
我... 不记得了 I, um... don't remember.
不记得？ You don't remember?
是啊 要知道 我一般都喊他"医生" No. You know, I usually just call him "doctor. "
布瑞 把号码给我就是 bree, just get me the number.
哦... Ooh.
来了 但请别提我 here you go, but please don't mention my name.
我说过 要知道 他超负荷工作 我不想给他留下坏印象 As I said, you know, he's overbooked, and I just don't want to get on his bad side.
好激动啊 孕妇搭档共用一个医生 I'm so excited. Pregnant gals sharing a doctor!
- 啊- 嚏! - 愿上帝保佑你 - ah-choo! - Oh, bless you.
对不起 可能只是过敏 但你知道 不能冒这个险 Oh!Sorry, probably just allergies, but, you know, you don't want to take anchances.
对啊 right.
嘿 我能喝点水吗？ Hey. Can I get a drink?
可以 请便 Yeah, sure.
顺便说一下 你漏了块污渍 By the way, you missed a spot.
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
不客气 Anytime.
- 我就会说 车已经很干净了 - 凯瑟琳 - I'd say the car is clean enough. - Katherine.
你们似乎极其友好 You two seemed awfully friendly.
- 你认识她? - 不认识 我们只说了两句话 - Do you know her? - We said two words. No.
- 她指出我遗漏的地方 - 很有趣 - She criticized my car washing. - Hmm. It's funny.
我纠正你时 你没有憨憨地傻笑 When I criticize you, you don't put on a big, goofy grin.
你真该省省了 You really need to stop this.
别旧事重提 我是不是该这么对你说呢？ Given our history, shouldn't i be saying that to you?
凯瑟琳我不可能不和女人说话 Katherine, I can't just not speak to women.
看在上帝的份上 我是个妇科医生 I'm a gynecologist, for god's sake.
是啊 我知道 Yes, I know.
但你不必把工作带回家 But you don't have to bring your work home with you.
这就要走？ you leaving already?
伊蒂要我帮她给姐姐选礼物 Ah, edie asked me to help her pick out a gift for her sister,
我得去商场转悠 so I gotta swing by the mall.
下次什么时候能见你呢？ When can I see you next?
维克多周四有个教师联合会的事情 Well, victor has a teacher's union thing on Thursday.
那就周四见吧 Guess I'll see you on Thursday.
卡洛斯 出什么事了？ Carlos, what's happening here?
我是说 我们 我们怎么还在偷情？ I mean, with us. Why are we still sneaking around?
- 你很清楚为什么 - 拜托 - You know exactly why. - Oh, come on.
伊蒂已经没有了自杀倾向 你说一切是否该恢复正常了？ Edie's recovered from her little suicide attempt. Don't you think it's time to move on?
我还有些事情 行动之前得让他们把事情搞定 I've got some things going on, and I need them to pay off before I can make a move.
真的 没有选择余地 Really, I don't have a choice.
好吧 如果你可以选择 这会是个艰难的抉择吗？ Okay, but if you did have a choice, would it be a hard one?
我是说 你并没有爱上伊蒂 对吗？ I mean, it's not like you're in love with edie, is it?
不 我不爱伊蒂 No, I don't love edie.
我有个计划 让她永远离开我的生活 给我两星期吧 好吗？ And I've got a plan to get her out of my life forever. Just give me two weeks, okay?
手镯总是不错的 A bracelet's always nice.
送给伊蒂的姐姐 For edie's sister.
好主意 Good idea.
是这样 我女儿得了癌症 here's the thing... my daughter has cancer.
恶心 厌食 我不能眼睁睁地看着她废掉 She's so nauseous, she's stopped eating, and I can't just stand by and watch her waste away.
我四处打听 大家觉得 你或许能满足我的需求 So I asked around, and people thought you might be able to get me what I need.
明白了吗？ You follow my drift?
是啊... 你... Um... yeah. You...
你想从我这里要些毒品 you want me to score you some weed.
要最好的 The best stuff you can get.
给我的宝贝女儿 没有最好 只有更好 nothing's too good for my little girl.
亲爱的？ Darling?
怎么了？ What is it?
我不想你操心 Well, I don't want you to worry.
我... 我刚和修道院通完电话 I-I just got off the phone with the convent.
Danielle似乎有点出格行为 It seems danielle took a little spill.
你怀孕8个半月了 You're 8 1/2 months pregnant!
还穿着旱冰鞋搞什么名堂？ What in heaven's name were you doing roller-blading?
我很无聊 成天就这么躺着 I'm bored. All I do is lay around.
照你的情形 你就该成天躺着 In your condition, that's what you should be doing.
修道院里你究竟哪儿来的溜冰鞋？ And where on earth did you get skates in a convent?
问贪食症姑娘们借的 I borrowed them from one of the eating disorder girls.
她们设备齐全 They have all the good exercise equipment.
丹尼尔 你的鲁莽伤害到宝宝怎么办？ Danielle, what if your reckless behavior had hurt the baby?
她们会检查的 我肯定宝宝没事 They're going to examine me. I'm sure the baby's fine.
是啊 而且会一直没事 Yes, and it is going to stay that way
因为我已经让特蕾莎嬷嬷 because I have instructed sister theresa to keep you sequestered
把你关在房里 直到孩子出世 in your room until the baby is born.
那我怎么找乐子 你连DVD机都不给我 What am I supposed to do for fun? You won't even get me a dvd player.
我一直在希望 你能用过去几周 好好反省 成熟一点 Well, I was hoping that you could use these last few wee for reflection and personal growth.
我恨你 I hate you.
显然 还会有时间给你充分利用的 Clearly, it would be time well spent.
- 烤面条能吃得下吗? - 你为什么不自己去问 - How was the lasagna? - Why don't you ask it yourself?
- 亲爱的 - 抱歉 - Honey. - Sorry.
多少吃点啊 我们需要你 在今晚的字谜游戏里士气高昂 At least eat a little. We need you in fighting form for charades tonight.
那事 我觉得应付不了了 Yeah, about that... I don't think I'm gonna make it.
你必须去 你可是字谜大仙啊 You have to!You are the charades assassin.
他们还提起你那晚用15秒猜 "美国化Emily" They still talk about the night that you gueed "the americanization of emily" in 15 seconds.
12秒 这正是我要说的 12. And that's my point.
我是战无不胜的 为什么要趁人之危破坏我的连胜 I'm undefeated. Why spoil my winning streak by playing when I'm not up to it?
亲爱的 人们知道你病了 Honey, people... know that you're sick.
他们没指望你能全力以赴 They don't expect you to be at your absolute best.
汤姆掉头发和持续恶心会带来不便 tom, hair loss and constant nausea... those are inconveniences.
字谜输给苏珊 Meyer才是忍无可忍 Losing at charades to susan meyer... that is just flat-out intolerable.
- 嘿 安德鲁 - 嘿 - hey, andrew. - Hey.
- 什么事? - 斯加沃先生 一个给勒奈特妈妈包裹 What's up? Hey, mr. Scavo, um, a package for lynette's mom
错投到我家了 got delivered to our house by mistake, so...
我来拿 汤姆这是个样品 我要... I've got it, tom. It's a pattern. I'M...
给勒奈特编个阿富汗毯子 knitting lynette an afghan.
被一个朋友推荐来的 a friend of mine recommended this place.
和我的想像颇有出入 It's not exactly what I expected.
一定是个高明的医生 must be one heck of a doctor, though, huh?
不知道 我只是来买个干净尿 I don't know. I just come here to buy clean urine.
大人才能吃 Shoo!Those are only for grown-ups.
为什么 Why?
因为里面有特殊的药 Because that have special medicine in them.
就像你喝的成人冰茶？ Like the grown-up iced tea you always drink?
差不多 Similar.
吃冰激凌怎么样? 你们还可以看电视看到眼睛睁不开 How about some ice cream instead? And you can watch tv till your eyes fall out.
- 耶 - 你留下 - Yeah! - You stay.
外婆需要帮忙 你的角色正合适 Grandma needs a favor, and you've got just he face for it.
宝贝 Wow, sweetie.
看起来真的很美味 但我现在不想吃 Those really look delicious, but I just don't feel like eating right now.
就一块 妈 Just one, mom?
我专门... I made them special...
给你做的 Just for you.
真的很好吃 This really is delicious.
有急事打我手机 Emergency, you can reach me on my cell phone.
她们顶多是过马路 Or they can just walk across the street.
玩的开心点 别像我一样 Have fun, girls. Don't do anything I would do.
亚当看上去很自在 Adam seems really laid-back.
是 他很酷 Yeah, he's pretty cool.
当然 和我的机器妈妈比起来 每个人看起来都很酷 Of course, everyone seems cool compared to robo-mom.
你从没告诉过我 Hey, you never told me.
你问她你亲爹的事的时候怎么了？ What happened when you asked her about your real dad?
她不知所措 正如我预料的 She freaked out, just like I thought.
她什么也不告诉我 She wouldn't tell me anything.
那... Well...
有其他方法知道 There are other ways to find things out.
你妈保存文档吗？ Does your mom keep any old papers?
信啊 日记啊 You know, letters, diaries?
她不让我看 Not that she shows me.
在楼上的储藏室 但是锁着 所以忘了这事吧 There's stuff in the storage room upstairs, but it's locked, so forget about it.
是哪种锁头？ What kind of lock is it?
快进来 Oh, come on in.
我以为是苏珊 I was hoping you were susan.
她不在？ She's not here?
没 她不接电话 No, and she's not answering her cell phone.
她在哪？ Where is she?
她和新产科医生在河街约会 但她现在该来了 Well, she had an appointment with this new obstetrician over on river street, but she should be here by now.
她为什么见那个医生? 那里治安很不好 Why would she see a doctor over there? That's a terrible neighborhood.
- 是吗? - 是 - It is? - Yes.
你忘了? 去年2个妓女被杀 Don't you remember? That's where they murdered those two prostitutes last year.
咱们帮麦克做饭吧 We should help mike with the food.
- 敲门 敲门 - 我们来了 - Knock, knock. - we're here.
太好了 凯瑟琳 很想和你聊天 Oh, good! Katherine, I was hoping we'd get a chance to chat.
现在打开 Open this now.
苏珊的聚会总是令人瞌睡 Susan's parties are always such a snoozefest.
唯一令人感兴趣的是把我赶出去 The only thing people will be miming is get me the hell out of here.
猜字谜穿那么正式干嘛 Aren't you a little overdressed for charades?
我想看上去漂亮点 万一我们决定 Oh, I thought that I'd look nice, just in case we decided to...
我不知道 公布我们的订婚？ Oh, I don't know-- announce our engagement?
什么也没打算公布 We're not announcing anything.
那是苏珊和Mike的聚会 It's susan and mike's party.
我不想喧宾夺主 I do not want to make it all about us.
你是对的 亲爱的 You're right, darling.
可是 我要流露点暗示 I may drop a few hints, though.
伊蒂 让我说清楚 Edie, let me be clear on this.
不准把我们订婚的事 告诉任何人 明白？ You are not to tell anyone about our engagement, got it?
好的 Fine.
我什么也不说 I won't say a word.
太棒了 Oh, this is fantastic.
知道爱德华·费伯吗？ You know edward ferber?
- 州参议员? - 是啊 - State senator? - Yes.
他老婆因入店行窃被捕了 His wife just got picked up for shoplifting.
为什么太棒了？ Why is that fantastic?
他在我竞选州长的时候唱反调 He was making noises about going against me for governor.
我想神偷Ferber夫人混到头了 I guess the light-fingered mrs. Ferber just put an end to that.
为什么? 又不是他偷的 Why? It's not like he shoplifted.
没关系 这算丑闻 It doesn't matter. It's a scandal.
知道怎么拉选票吧 You know what they do to poll numbers.
对 Oh, that's right.
我在那些乏味的政治杂志里面读到过 I was reading about that in politics is boring magazine.
我只是高兴我不必担心你 像她一样拖后腿 I'm just glad I don't have to worry about you pulling crap like that.
对 你很幸运 Yeah, you're lucky.
勒奈特去哪了？ So where's lynette?
她常常是你的王牌字谜选手 She's usually your charades M. V. P.
她身体不太舒服 但你照样会输 先生 Ah, she wasn't feeling so well, but, uh, you are still going down, mister.
只是个游戏 一个你不想玩的游戏 It's just a game, tom-- a game you wish you never played.
好多活... So much work...
嗨 加布 Oh, hi, gaby.
凯瑟琳和我在回忆以前的日子 Katherine and I were just talking about the old days.
当你和姑妈住在一起的时候 Dylan的父亲和你们在一起吗？ So when you were living with your aunt, was dylan's father with you?
不 只有我和Dylan No, just me and dylan.
当时你是寡居还是离婚了？ Were you widowed or divorced?
事实上 我不想谈论我的第一次婚姻 Actually, I prefer not to discuss my first marriage...
如果你不介意的话 If you don't mind.
我们... 我们不是想打探 We, we certainly didn't mean to pry.
让我帮你斟满 Let me just tidge that up for you.
大家好 Hello, all.
真高兴见到你们 Ah, it's so nice to see you.
要酒吗？ Some wine?
哦 不 Oh, no.
我的隐形眼镜掉了 Oh, my contact slipped.
伊蒂 那是订婚戒指吗？ Edie, is that an engagement ring?
哦 糟糕 Uh, shoot.
你们假装没看到吧 Pretend you didn't see that.
我向未婚夫保证过？ I promised my fianc?
直到正式公开前我不会说一个字的 That I wouldn't say a word until the official announcement.
抱歉 Excuse me.
加布！ Gaby!
对不起 我迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
哦 我的天! 你来了 Oh, my god! You made it.
裙子真漂亮 That is such a beautiful dress.
我们一定会玩的很开心的 你... We're gonna have so much fun. You...
跟我来 Come with me.
- 她有戒指了! - 什么？ - She's got a ring! - What?
伊蒂--她带着桃核那么大的订婚戒指 Edie--she's wearing a big, honkin' engagement ring the size of a peach pit.
嘿 不是我给的！ Hey, I didn't get her a ring!
哦 那么你没订婚？ Oh, so you're not engaged?
- 看 是这样的 - 哦 你开玩笑吧！ - Well, see, here's the thing- - oh, you gotta be kidding me!
- 让我解释! - 不 不 不 - Let me explain! - No, no, no.
我听够了你的解释 也不想听"再给我两周 宝贝"这种话 I am done with your explanations, and I am done with just give me two more weeks, baby.
不管你再玩什么把戏 我受够了 Whatever games you're playing, I'm sick of it.
我们完了 We're through.
那么 你打算走了 从此快乐的和Victor生活在一起 哈？ So you're just gonna go and live happily ever after with victor, huh?
你以为维克多是我唯一的选择吗？ You think victor's my only option?
好吧 告诉你卡洛斯 Well, I got news for you, carlos.
我能得到任何我想要的男人 因为这个... I can have any guy I want, because this...
不会为任何人等待的 Waits for no man.
你给自己买了个订婚戒指？ You bought yourself an engagement ring?
已经三天了卡洛斯 It's been three days, carlos.
我该等多久？ How long was I supposed to wait?
你答应什么也不说的 You agreed not to say anything.
啊 但我没答应什么也不戴 Ah, but I didn't agree not to wear anything.
别担心 Don't worry.
这个不贵 It wasn't expensive.
你可以晚点儿把钱给我 You can pay me back later.
等着吧 Count on it.
从始至终 我一直在想 这是布瑞的医生 And the whole time, I just kept thinking, this is bree's doctor.
布瑞推荐的他 Bree recommended him.
他一定是最好的 He must be the best.
所以 当和别人共用针头时 我没担心 So I didn't worry when it was between a needle exchange
那个地方简直就是个易装癖书店 And the area's only transvestite bookstore.
我甚至没在意地板粘我的鞋子 And I ignored that my shoes stuck to the floor
也没在意候诊室还有一台香烟贩卖机 And there was a cigarette machine in the waiting room,
但当我看见他窥镜盘上的蚂蚁时 But when I saw the ant traps on his speculum tray,
我觉得 我们该谈谈了 I thought that you and i should have a talk.
哦苏珊 对不起 当然 Oh, susan, I am so sorry, and, of course,
我会赔被扎破的轮胎和被偷的手机的 I will pay for the slashed tire and the stolen cell phone.
那不是重点！ That is not the point!
为什么你要介绍给我这个人 他明显不是你的医生？ Why would you send me to somebody who is obviously not your doctor?
我不能告诉你 I can't tell you.
为什么不能？ Why not?
这是隐私 It's private.
知道还有什么是隐私吗？ You know what else is private?
我相当肯定他用 摄像手机照了我的那个地方 The parts of me that I'm pretty sure he snapped with his camera phone.
我还得去组织聚会 I have a party to throw.
晚点儿跟你谈 I will deal with you later.
看Al她完全失去控制了 Look, al, she is totally out of control.
处理好她 I need her taken care of.
好的 我想办法 Fine. I'll see what I can do.
我向我的未婚夫许诺了？ I promised my fianc?
直到正式宣布前不说一个字 That I wouldn't say a word until the official announcement.
亚当 我觉得衣服的标牌出来了 可我够不到 Adam, I feel the tag of my dress sticking out, and I can't reach it.
- 你介意吗? - 哦 当然可以 - Do you mind? - Oh, sure.
好了 There you go.
我想我抖了一下 I think I got a chill.
让我看看能不能给你也来一下 Now let me see if I can give you one.
哦 我办到了 Oh, yeah, it worked.
我们在这儿还不到一个小时 你已经开始让我难堪了？ We haven't been here an hour, and you're already humiliating me?
我们又要谈这个吗？ Are we really having this conversation again?
哦 我猜你在芝加哥什么也没学到 Oh, I guess you learned nothing from chicago.
看在上帝的份上 我没调情 For god sake, I was not flirting.
- 她让我帮她弄裙子 - 是啊 - She asked me to fix her dress. - Yeah.
我看到你的表情了 I saw your face.
这对你来说多么平常啊 I could tell what a chore it was for you.
知道吗? 我想我还没你这么醉 You know what? I think I'm a little behind you in the alcohol department.
等我去赶上你 Let me go catch up.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我... 没打算偷听 但你真的不应该怪Adam I, uh, didn't mean to eavesdrop, but you really shouldn't take this out on adam.
加布丽尔有一点儿"名声" 我想你知道我的意思 Gabrielle has a little bit of a reputation, if you know what I mean.
不 我不知道 No, I don't.
但我很乐意了解 But I'd certainly like to.
好的 大家注意 游戏开始 Okay, everybody, let the games begin.
好吧 我要做一号队长 Um, okay. I will be team captain one.
谁要做二号队长？ Who wants to be captain number two?
- 我来 - 很好 - i'll do it. - Great.
- 好的 你先选 - 哦 好的 - okay, you pick first. - Oh, okay.
我选亚当 I will pick adam.
我选勒奈特 I pick lynette.
勒奈特在哪？ Where's lynette?
她真的很想来的 就是身体太不舒服了 Uh, she really wanted to be here she's just feeling too sick to party.
很有趣 是不是 That's funny, isn't it?
开玩笑? 真是天才 Are you kidding? It's genius.
海绵还能说话 He's a sponge, but he talks!
看上去有人感觉好多了嘛 Well, looks like somebody is feeling a little better.
是啊 Yeah.
估计那个治恶心的药终于起作用了 I guess that anti-nausea medicine finally kicked in.
肯定是哈 That must be it.
奥森 Orson.
卡洛斯 Carlos.
你老公还在这屋子呢 Husband in the room?
宝贝 我爱你 但是我想赢 Honey, I love you, but I wanna win.
你该挑伊蒂 You should pick edie.
为什么？ Why?
她之前还想自杀来着 别让她落单 The woman just tried to commit suicide. Don't make her last pick.
- 她还很脆弱 - 好主意 - She's still fragile. - Good point.
麦克！ Mike!
让我们开始吧 Yes! Let's get started.
等等 等等 No, no! Wait, wait, wait.
加布 你知道怎么玩吧 Gaby, you know how it works.
首先我得过一道所有暗示姿势 Okay, first, I have to go over all the signals.
这个是电影 电视 Okay, so, um, this is movie, um, tv...
你哪学来的 Where did you learn to do this?
有个老把自己锁在门外的老妈 你就得备用两招技术了 When you live with a mother who constantly locks herself out, you develop certain skills.
我不知道 I don't know.
也许这就是让我们停手的征兆 Maybe this is a sign we should stop.
你刚说什么征兆？ What were you saying about signs?
整个框 人 让我想想 A whole concept, person, um, let's see.
莎士比亚 书 如果你要做书的手势 Shakespeare, book, and then if you do the signal for book
然后再碰自己的心 那就是诗 And you touch your heart, then that's poem.
谁会用诗来做提示 Okay, when has anyone ever used a poem as a clue?
是啊 我们来玩吧 Yeah, come on. Let's play.
开始吧 Let's play!
咱们开始玩吧 Yeah! Let's play!
嘿 宝贝 你来了 Hey, honey! You made it.
勒奈特是我的 她是我这队的 Dibs on lynette! She's on my team!
这不公平 她就像字谜忍者 That's not fair. She's like the charades ninja.
那就是我 忍者 That's me! The ninja!
对不起 我不是有意的... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
好了 Okay.
我准备好了 Okay! I'm ready.
开始 Okay, go.
- 鞋子 - 袜子 - shoe. - Sock.
- 健身 - 黑色 - Working out. - black.
- 单独 - 痒 - sole. - itch.
- 痒 - 抓 - Itch. - Scratch.
水泡 A blister.
听起来像水泡 Sounds like blister.
- 姐妹 - 吻她 - Sister. - kissed her.
烈女镖客 Two mules for sister sara!
22秒 Okay, 22 seconds.
勒奈特 该你了 Lynette, you're up.
来吧 宝贝 Come on, babe.
我们还差40秒 We're 40 seconds down.
该你来救场了 We need you to make that time up.
你以为你在和谁说话 Who do you think you're talking to?
- 准备 - 准备 - Right on. - all right.
好了吗？ Ready?
- 计时 开始 - 好 - Get set... go. - Okay.
宝贝 钟在走呢 Honey, clock's ticking.
我知道 I know.
这个真的很难 Just, this is a really hard one.
来吧 来吧 是什么？ Okay, come on, come on. What is--what is it?
是书 还是电影 Is it a book? Is it a movie?
电影 Movie.
西部的 It's a western.
- 不能说话 - 抱歉 - No talking. - Sorry.
宝贝 从第一个字母开始 Honey, start with the first word.
有多少个音节？ How many syllables?
一个词 One word.
宝贝 做动作 你真的很在行的 Sweetie, act it out. You're really good at that.
整个主意 Okay, okay. Whole idea.
- 我 - 伊蒂 - Me. - Edie.
- 女人 - 金发 - Woman. - Blonde.
贪婪 Bleach!
Hang ém High?（歌名） Hang 'em high?
是的 是的 Yes! Yes!
正确 Yes!
现在是不是该休息下 Okay. Well, I think it's time for a break.
- 好主意 - 是啊 - Good idea. - Yeah.
你还好吧 有点... You feeling okay? 'Cause you're...
有点迷迷糊糊的 Acting kinda spacey.
没事 我很好 Yeah, no, I'm good.
哪有葡萄或者龙虾什么的 Hey, do you think they have any grapes or lobster?
我给你倒杯咖啡 好吧 Why--why don't I go get you some coffee, hon?
奥森 Uh, um, orson?
有通你的电话 你去接一下吧 Hey, um, there's a phone call for you at the house. You should probably take it.
- 嗨 - 你好 - Hi. - Hello.
噢 汤姆 Oh, tom.
斯特拉 你在这干什么 Stella, what-- what are you doing here?
之前我做了点小蛋糕 然后... I made some brownies earlier, and I just...
它们不见了 Noticed they were missing.
勒奈特没带过来吧？ Lynette didn't bring them here, did she?
为什么?有问题吗？ Why? Is that a problem?
这就是巧克力之爱 It's like chocolate love.
等等 等等 等等 Okay, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
抱歉 不要吃 不要吃 Sorry, uh, don't eat those. Don't eat those. Sorry.
不要吃 Uh, no!
是坏的 坏的 Bad batch. Bad.
坏的 坏的 抱歉 Bad, bad, bad. Sorry.
反式脂肪酸含量过高 Full of trans fats.
汤姆小心点 Tom, watch it!
真抱歉 I am sorry.
哦 看看这 Oh, here.
- 我来处理吧 - 谢谢 - Let me get that. - Thank you.
- 好的 - 有点凉 - Okay. - It's a little cold.
- 对不起 - 没事 - Sorry. - It's all right.
把你的手从我丈夫身上拿开 这个要求不算过分吧？ Would it be too much to ask you to keep your hands off my husband?
什么? 我把酒洒在他身上了 What? I spilled my drink on him.
所以你就要以给他喂奶的 方式来补偿？ And you're trying to make up for it by breast-feeding him?
凯瑟琳？ Uh, katherine?
这位女士 你得冷静一点 Look, lady, you need to calm down.
你在这里的名声不好 都说你很尖刻 说话带刺 You're getting a reputation around here for having a stick up your ass.
总比你的名声好 Better that reputation than the one you're toting around.
你这是什么意思？ What do you mean by that?
算了 我们继续猜字谜吧 Okay, back to charades.
算了 别介意 Never mind. Forget it.
不 不 告诉我 Oh, no, no. Tell me.
我的名声如何？ What's my reputation?
我也自鸣得意 自命不凡吗？ Am I smug and holier-than-thou?
不 等等 这说的是你 Oh, no, wait. That's you.
让我说得具体点 Let me be specific.
我所说的名声 是指 你是那样一种女人 By reputation, I mean that you are the kind of woman that
将男人们视为玩物 不论是对我丈夫 或者... Treats a man like a plaything, whether it's my husband or let's say...
对你的未成年园丁？ Your teenage gardener?
布瑞看见你扇了你的女儿 Bree saw you slap your daughter.
什么？ Excuse me?
加布！ Gaby!
她问你她爸爸的事情 你就扇了她一耳光 Yeah, she asked about her father and then you smacked her.
你为什么这么做？ Why'd you do that?
这是我最不愿和你讲的事 This is the last thing that I will ever say to you.
是的 我对Dylan失态了 但她父亲是个糟糕透顶的人 Yes, I lost my temper with dylan, but her father is a horrible man.
想想一个父亲能对女儿 做的最可怕的事情是什么 I want you to imagine the worst thing that a father can do to his daughter.
我怎么能对Dylan讲这种事呢？ What was I supposed to tell dylan about that, hmm?
我希望这些话能满足 所有人的好奇心 I hope that satisfies everyone's curiosity.
天哪 oh, my god.
"Hang 'em high" （歌名）有三个音节 "Hang 'em high" has three syllables.
我想你看见刚才的事了 I guess you... saw what happened down there.
是啊 Yep.
那是很久以前的事情了 对我来讲毫无意义 Look, it was a long time ago, and... and it didn't mean anything.
有多少人知道这件事？ How many people know about this?
现在还是今晚之前？ Now or before tonight?
- 有多少? - 我知道你很心烦 - how many? - Look, I know you're upset.
我不心烦 我只是想找个方法 把这件事掩盖掉 I'm not upset. I'm just trying to work out how to spin this.
显然 那个孩子还没成年 Clearly, the boy was underage.
你认为给他点钱 他会守口如瓶吗？ Do you think money would shut him up?
维克多 真的 我觉得这没什么大不了的 Victor, really, I don't think it's a big deal.
嗯 那是因为你不是我 Hmm. That's because you're not me.
好的 你肯定记得这个 Okay, you've got to remember this.
这是博兹沃思 你们形影不离 This is bodsworth. You took him everywhere.
不 我不会记得这么丑的熊的 No, I think I'd remember a bear that ugly.
嗯 很显然 这是你的 Well, clearly, it's yours.
你妈妈把它保存了这么多年 现在它又放在你原来的屋子里 Your mom kept it all these years, and he's here in your old room.
等等 这是我原来住的屋子？ Wait. This was my old room?
我妈说我现在住的 楼下客厅里的那间才是 My mom told me I'm in my old room down the hall.
不 这才是你的房间 你都在说些什么啊？ No, this was your room. What are you talking about?
晚上好 姑娘们 Evening, girls.
嘿 聚会怎么样？ Hey. How was the party?
很不错 It was lovely.
我想你妈妈希望你 回去帮忙打扫卫生 I think your mother would like you home to help clean up.
抱歉 妈妈 I'm sorry, mom.
没事 甜心 It's okay, sweetie.
但是我不想你 再去见那个女孩了 But I don't want you seeing that girl anymore.
奥森 亲爱的 你去哪了？ Orson, honey, where have you been?
丹妮尔的医生打来电话 We got a call from danielle's doctor.
很明显 她的跌倒导致了胎盘破碎 Apparently, her fall caused a placental abruption,
- 胎盘和子宫已经分离了 - 天哪 - where the placenta separates from the uterus. - Oh, my god.
现在他们说先别着急 严重程度还不知道 Now they said not to panic. There are degrees of this.
他们在做透视 然后会来电说明情况 They're doing a sonogram, then they're gonna call us.
我不能等那么久 我得去陪她 I can't wait that long. I have to be with her.
好的 我去拿你的包 Okay. I'll get your purse.
你知道你在做什么吗? 你现在还不能离开 What do you think you're doing? You can't leave yet.
- 发生了一些事情 我们明天再说 - 不 我们现在就得谈谈 - Something's come up. We'll talk tomorrow. - No, we'll talk now.
你还没跟我解释为什么 介绍我去看那么糟糕的妇科医生 You still owe me an explanation for that scuzzy gyno you sent me to.
我道过歉了 天哪 苏珊 世界不是围着你转的 I said I was sorry. For god sakes, susan, not everything is about you.
我知道今天的聚会糟透了 但是 无论如何 Oh, I know this night has been a complete disaster, but all in all,
这还是你办的最好的一次 it's still your best party ever.
我很迷惑 I'm confused.
嗷 我现在既迷惑又头痛了 Ow!Now I'm confused, and my head hurts.
这一掌是为了 你让伊蒂认为你们订婚了 That's for letting edie think you're engaged.
那亲我是为什么？ And the kiss?
你看见我和别人调情时 你捏碎了一个杯子 When you saw me flirting, you smashed a glass.
当维克多知道我有外遇时 他想的只是他的选票会不会受影响 When victor heard I had an affair, he started crunching poll numbers.
我需要这样一个为了不失去我 可以暴发出来的男人 I need a man who cares enough to explode when he thinks he's gonna lose me.
我爱的不仅是你的人 我更爱你爱我的方式 I don't just love you. I love the way you love me.
- 我们继续好下去? - 周四见 - So we're back on? - See you thursday.
Al 你给我找到什么了吗？ Al, what have you got for me?
我想我有方法促成这件事 I think I found a way to make this happen,
但是需要一到两周来安排 but it might take a week or two to line everything up.
很好 Fantastic.
事成我就打电话给你 I'll call you when it's done.
雪莉？ Shirley?
把这份布里特的档案复制几份？ Can you make some copies of the britt file?
Al 坎明斯基 注册会计师 Al Kanminsky Certified Puhlic Accountant
看到加布了吗？ ah seen gaby?
嗯 是的 在楼上浴室里 Uh, yeah, in the bathroom upstairs.
告诉我 Tell me something.
当你发现给你修理草坪的小子 在搞你的妻子时 When you found out that kid who you were paying to mow your lawn was doing your wife,
你为什么不杀了他？ how did you not kill him?
嗯 我最先是这么想的 但... Well, I wanted to at first, but...
嗨 我们都是人 不是吗? 应该学会原谅和遗忘 hey, we're all human, right? We gotta forgive and forget.
你可真是个通情达理的男人 要是她对我做这种事 You're a very understanding man. If she pulled something like that on me,
那个家伙就活不长了 yhat guy wouldn't be around for long.
是的 但是没有女人值得你去为他坐牢 不是吗？ Yeah, but no woman's worth going to jail for, right?
要是你够有钱 让一个人消失也不是难事 If you have enough money, it's not that hard to make someone disappear.
走吧 亲爱的 let's go, honey.
晚安 卡洛斯 Night, carlos.
- 亲爱的 你在干嘛? - 我要吧这个DVD播放机给Danielle带去 - darling, what are you doing? - I have to bring this dvd player to danielle.
- 亲爱的 我们真的要走了 - 给我几分钟 这该死的绳子... - Honey, we really have to go. - It'll just take a few seconds. These damn cords...
- 亲爱的 还要开很久的车 - 这是她唯一想要的 - sweetheart, it's a long drive. - It's the only thing she asked for.
是的 你好？ yes. Hello?
你好 医生 Hello, doctor.
她怎么了？ How is she?
- 谢天谢地 - 哦 我的天 - Thank god. - oh, my god.
一切都会好的 It's gonna be okay.
孩子们都吃饱了 睡的像小天使 kids are all tucked in. They're sleeping like angels.
很好 你在他们的可可里放安眠药了没？ Great. Did you put quaaludes in their cocoa?
你去替我看看他们吧？ Could you check on 'em for me, please?
- 派对怎么样? - 你给我下药 - So how was the party? - You drugged me.
哦 只是一点点 Oh. Just a little.
你是怎么了? 我告诉过你 我不需要什么毒品 What is wrong with you? I told you, I didn't want any pot.
在你开始要胡乱侮辱我之前 让我告诉你一些事 Before you slap me around, let me ask you something.
你有没有觉得好一点？ Do you feel better?
这不是关键 你是怎么样想的 竟然让我儿子去做药贩子？ That's not the point. And what were you thinking, using my son as a drug mule?
他并不知道发生了什么 为什么 He didn't know what was going on, and why
你至于这么大题小作吗？ are you making such a big deal about it?
让我来问问你 你还记得大三舞会上我穿的什么吗 Let me ask you something. Do you remember what I wore to the junior prom
或那年我演出的哪个角色？ or what part I hadin the play that year?
谁记得这些事情？ Who remembers that stuff?
没有"嗨"的父母 Parents who weren't stoned.
我的整个童年都一片模糊 因为你在服用毒品... My whole childhood passed in a blur because you were medicating yourself...
你生病的时候服用毒品 好了就酗酒 我才不要像你一样 pot when you were sick, booze when you weren'T. I am not going to do that.
我不会错失一分一秒在孩子们的生活里 更别说可以避免的 I wot miss a second of my kids' lives, not if I can avoid it.
好的 我只能说 我很抱歉 但事实上不是 Well, I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not.
你是个母亲 You're a mom.
你知道没有什么比看到孩子们受苦更糟的 You know, there's nothing worse than watching your kids suffer,
看着你... and seeing you...
和孩子们一起傻傻地看卡通片... act all goofy, watching that cartoon, well...
可能是我这次来最开心的时刻了 it was probably the high point of my trip.
我知道 I get it.
但是你要是再这么做... But if you ever pull something like this again...
- 我不会的 - 好的 - I won'T. - Okay.
好的... Well...
我想我该上床去了 I think I'll turn in.
- 长舌妇 - 什么？ - Yenta. - What?
上大学时 在"屋顶上的提琴手"里面 你扮演长舌妇 Junior year, you were yenta in "fiddler on the roof. "
- 你还记得 - 当然 - You remembered. - Yeah.
有些实在演的糟糕 就算是喝醉了也忘不了 There are some performances so bad, even alcohol can't block them out.
布瑞？ Bree?
我们别吵了 好吗？ Can we call a truce, please?
你知道 我不是来找你理论的 我带了蛋糕 So you know I'm not bluffing, um, I brought cake.
我很抱歉晚上吼了你 I am so sorry that I snapped at you tonight.
没关系 It's okay.
我只是想知道发生了什么 I just wanna know what's going on.
自从你怀孕以后 我就觉得有堵墙隔在我们之间 Ever since you've been pregnant, there's been this wall between us.
好像什么东西变了 但我不知道为什么 It's like something's changed, and I don't know why.
我冒犯了你吗？ Did I do something to offend you?
这和你无关 发生了一些事 It's not about you. I've just been going through some things.
比如? 我的意思是 告诉我 Like what? I mean, come on. Just tell me.
我们无话不谈 We share everything.
好的 恩... Okay. Um...
我没向任何人说过... 但 I haven't told anybody this, but...
嗯 关于孩子 it's, uh, about the baby.
- 有些并发症 - 哦 不 - There have been some complications. - Oh, no.
- 一切都好吗? - 是的 都很好 - Is everything okay? - Yeah, everything's fine,
只是有段时间我以为我要失去它了 but, uh, there was just a time where I thought I might lose it.
哦 我的上帝 Oh, my god.
我却只是在缠着问你关于医生的事 真的抱歉 And there I was, just bugging you about your doctor. I am ssorry.
- 你应该告诉我的 -不 你也怀孕了 - You should've just told me. -No, you're pregnant, too.
我不会告诉你任何让你担心的事 I'm not gonna tell you anything that's gonna worry you.
哦 别开玩笑了 17年里面怀的第一个孩子 Oh, are you kidding? It's the first baby I've had in 17 years.
你知道 没有什么比这个更让人抓狂的了 You know, I could not possibly be more freaked out.
- 早晨 我看见Mike在做婴儿床 - 不是吧 - This morning, I caught mike building a crib. - No.
- 这么早? - 耶！ - This early? - Yeah!
我 我简直想尖叫 你疯了吗 你想诅咒这一切吗？ I-I wanted to scream. You know, are you nuts? Do you just wanna jinx it?
这就是我们这个年龄生育得到的一切 焦虑 恐惧 This is what we get for having kids at our age... anxiety, terror.
还会更糟 It's just gonna get worse.
当我们的孩子上大学时 我们会... Do you know, when our babies go to college, we'll be like...
死去？ dead?
- 要是够幸运的话 - 嗯 - If we are lucky - Mm.
看看咱们俩 Look at us.
怀孕的女伴 边吃蛋糕边三八 Pregnant gals, eating cake and bitchin'.
- 还不错 不是吗? - 的确是 - it's kinda nice, huh? - It really is.
- 你在干嘛? - 医院打电话来 - What are you doing? - The hospital called.
我姑姑要回家了 My aunt's ready to come home.
- 你想让她呆在这? - 是的 - And you want her to stay in here? - Yeah.
我觉得让这间房子变成禁地是个错误 I think making this room off-limits was a mistake.
要是我想让Dylan把注意力转移到其它事情上 If I want dylan to focus on other things,
还是让它看起来没那么有好奇才行 I really need to make it less intriguing.
说起好奇 Speaking of intriguing,
你昨天晚上在想些什么？ what were you thinking last night?
- 什么? - 拜托 - What? - Come on.
"一个父亲能做的最糟的事"? 你知道人们会怎么想 "The worst thing a father could do"? You realize what people are gonna think.
是的 Yeah.
他们会觉得非常的不舒服 They're gonna be very uncomfortable,
不舒服的人是不会再继续追问的 and uncomfortable people don't ask questions.
爱玩是孩子们的天性 all children love games.
但孩子们会长大 开始玩新的游戏 But children grow up, and then they find new games to play.
他们把自己伪装的很好 他们的家人才不会担心 They pretend to be well so their families won't worry.
他们向爱人撒谎关于下午去了哪里 They lie to their lovers about where they go in the afternoon.
不管怎样 这就是为什么那么棒 So anyway, that's why it was so great.
- 哦! - 他们编造一个个的故事 - Oh! - They invent stories to hide
- 对朋友隐藏真相 - 我拿到了 我拿到了 - the truth from their friends. - I got it, I got it.
哦 还有 给你 Oh, one more. Here you go.
是的... Yes...
每个人都在游戏里自得其乐 everyone has fun playing games
直到 right up until the moment...
一些人受到伤害 Someone gets hurt.