五年前 Five years ago,
苏珊·德尔菲诺在美景镇纪念医院一号产房 生下了一个儿子 Susan Delfino gave birth to a son in delivery room "a" of Fairview memorial hospital.
片刻之后 莱拉·黛西在产房二号生了一个女儿 Moments later, Lila dash gave birth to a daughter in delivery room "B."
第二天大约十点 Around 10:00 the next morning,
当二位新妈妈正要离开医院 as the two new mothers were leaving the hospital,
她们险些撞到对方 they nearly ran into each other.
当然 她们并不知道 Of course, they never knew this.
实际上 In fact,
苏珊和莱拉若知道在今后几年 Susan and Lila would have been surprised to know
她们的生活充满交集 会倍感惊奇 how often their paths would cross over the years.
她们在当地咖啡店错过 They almost met at the local coffee shop...
还有一次是在宠物医院候诊室 And another time at their veterinarian's office...
更有一次是在美景镇踏板车比赛的看台上错过 And again in the bleachers of the Fairview flyers.
除了这些以外 直到某一个星期二 But despite these close calls, Susan and Lila never met...
苏珊和莱拉并没有见面 那天苏珊决定 和他丈夫 去一家很棒的餐馆庆祝纪念日 Until one Tuesday, when Susan decided to take her husband to a fancy restaurant for their anniversary...
与此同时 莱拉决定带着她的女儿去买冰激凌 At the same time, Lila decided to take her daughter to buy some ice cream.
那晚才是苏珊·德尔非诺和 That was the night that Susan Delfino
莱拉·黛西真正遇见的时刻 and Lila dash finally ran into each other.
麦克 Aah! Mike!
我们终将有一天 It will happen to all of us eventually.
会问自己 The moment will come when we ask ourselves...
时间流逝到哪里去了 Where did the time go?
曾经在襁褓中的孩子们 How did the children I once cradled...
为何一夜长大 Grow up so very quickly?
为何我曾梦想的生活 How did the life I dreamt of...
变成一段我从未想过的事业 Turn into a career I never expected?
为何渐渐无法认识 And how did that woman I saw each day in the mirror...
镜中的自己 Become someone I don't even recognize?
胡安妮塔 这件裙子太紧了 Juanita, this dress is awfully tight.
我觉得你穿不进去 I don't think you can get into it.
不 它很漂亮 我穿得下 No, it's pretty. I can do it.
-这件可以吗 -我想我们还要大一号 How's that one fit? Oh, I think we're gonna need the next size up. Ahem!
这已经是最大号了 Uh, there is no next size up.
公主裙只适合7岁以下的女生 They don't make Princess dresses for girls over 7.
她才四岁半 She's only 4 1/2.
我女儿受邀去参加一个公主派对 Oh. Wow. Look, my daughter was invited to a Princess party,
我不能让全场就她一个人没有公主裙穿 so I can't let her be the only girl there without a Princess dress.
有没有去角色扮装部看看 Did you try the costume section?
我想史莱克太太的衣服可能适合她 I bet they'd have a Mrs. Shrek dress that would fit her.
胡安妮塔 把裙子脱了 我们走 Juanita, take off the dress! We're going.
不要 我穿得进去 No! I can do it.
我能理解你 Look, I feel for you.
我侄女也有体重困扰 我女儿才没有体重困扰呢 My niece also has a weight problem. My daughter does not have a weight problem.
她只是有点婴儿肥 She has a little baby fat, that's all.
实际上 问题出在这家商店 完全没有为正常四岁女孩准备好服装 In fact, the only problem she has is this store being completely unprepared for a perfectly average 4-year-old girl. Uh-oh.
收钱吧 Just ring it up.
不 No, no, no!
天啊 又怎么了 Oh, for god sakes. What's wrong now?
我再说一次 表达的概念是这样的 甜心 Once again, the concept is, sweetie,
你把派从烤箱中拿出 you're taking the pie out of the oven,
你红红的脸流露出惊喜 your face aglow with surprise.
-我为什么要惊喜 -因为派做的很完美 Why am I surprised? Because it turned out so perfectly.
这没有什么好惊喜的 我的派一向都很完美 Well, that's no surprise. My pies are always perfect.
好吧 这是你做过最完美的一个派 All right. It's your best pie ever.
你超越自我 You've topped yourself. Hmm?
我在尝之前就知道了吗 Mm. And I know this before I've tasted it?
甜心 你想什么表情就什么表情吧 Sweetie, just make whatever face you want.
我只是想让你的食谱书畅销 I just think you'll sell more cookbooks
别摆出一副死鱼脸的 if you don't look like you just made love to an ice cube.
安德鲁 我想休息一下 Andrew, dear, I'm going to take a little break.
麻烦告诉那位先生 如果他再叫我甜心 Would you please tell this gentleman that if he calls me "sweetie"
我会抢了他的相机 让他好看 one more time, I'm gonna grab his camera and take a picture of his colon?
你听见了吧 You got that, right?
凯瑟琳 你来这干什么 Katherine, hi. What are you doing here?
要付钱给服务员 但是你又把钱箱钥匙拿走了 The waiters need to be paid, and you took the key to the cashbox... again.
抱歉 付哪次的钱 亚美尼亚婚礼 还是给300人的午餐 Oh. Sorry. Paid for what? The Armenian wedding? Lunch for 300?
是付给那次园艺俱乐部的早餐 It was right after the breakfast for the garden club,
-你也没有来 -我很抱歉 which you also missed. Look, I'm sorry.
我不知道照相要这么久 I didn't know a photo shoot would take this long.
谁知道给书的封面摆个姿势要这么久 I mean, who knew it'd be this hard to pose for a book cover?
没事的 Oh, you'll be fine.
你最擅长的事情 大概就是当主厨 If there's one thing you're really good at,
凯瑟琳 it's posing as a chef. Okay, Katherine.
我知道这本书占用了我全部时间 I know this book has been monopolizing my time,
你觉得工作太多又不被重视 and you feel overworked and undervalued.
但是我很感激你 实际上 我准备了一个礼物给你 But I do appreciate you. In fact, I have a gift for you.
是我新书的样本 It's the galleys of my new book.
读第二页 Read page 2.
"献给凯瑟琳·梅菲尔 一位好的厨师和更好的朋友" "For Katherine Mayfair... "a wonderful cook and an even better friend."
你把它献给我了 You dedicated it to me?
是你让一切成为可能 Well, you make this all possible.
我无以回报 It's the least I could do.
打扰一下 Ahem! Excuse me.
时间就是金钱 快点开工 甜心 Time is money. Chop-chop, sweetie.
安德鲁 我们有备用的派吗 Andrew... Do we have a backup pie?
有的 我们有 Yes. Yes, we do.
很好 Good.
大盲注 And the big blind...
刚好拿到个J 瞎猫碰到死耗子了 Catches a Jack on the river.
普雷斯顿 Preston?
妈 Mom!
-你在这干什么 -不要惊慌 What the hell's going on here? Don't freak out.
-我们只是在玩牌 -是吗 为什么不在家里玩 We're just playing cards. Oh, yeah? Why didn't you play at home?
为什么在这里躲躲藏藏的 Why did you have to sneak in here?
龙舌兰酒 五美元 Tequila shots! 5 bucks!
知道答案了 Ah. Asked and answered.
所有人都出去 游戏结束了 Okay, that's it! Everybody out. Game's over.
我能用一下椅子吗 Can I have your chair for a second?
看着 妈妈来了 派对结束了 Hey! Look up here! Mom's here. Party's over.
大门开着 快走 快 Door's open. Out you go. Go on. Shoo!
你们做了很多蠢事 Wow. You guys have pulled a lot of stupid stunts.
但是这事情 But this?
这个 This?
用我们的酒类许可证 我们的生计做赌注 Risking our liquor license, our livelihood?
谁会知道 Who's going to find out?
我们玩这个已经一个月了 I mean, we've been running this game for a month,
-还没有人 -太难以置信了 你们关禁闭两周 and nobody... Unbelievable. You guys are grounded for two weeks.
不过我们还有个返校舞会 But we have homecoming.
继续抱怨吧 我喜欢这样 Yeah, yeah! Keep complaining. I'd love to make it a year.
现在把这地方打扫干净 Now clean this place up. Now!
真赞 Oh. Oh. Wow. That was fantastic.
太棒了 Amazing.
你真不可思议 Whew. You were incredible.
你也是 So were you. Oh. And...
你该走了 Time to go.
苏珊 Whew. Susan?
这样都4个月了吧 So it's been, what, four months?
你从没想让我留下过夜吗 Are you ever gonna let me spend the night?
我不知道 快点 速度 I don't know. Come on, zippy, zippy.
好啦 只是 Okay. It's just, you know...
一般都是姑娘们求我留下来过夜 Girls usually beg me to spend the night.
不错呀 你肯定不必为找地方睡觉发愁了 Well, good, then you shouldn't have any problem
好吧 我知道规矩 finding a place to sleep. Fine. I know the drill.
我不能留下来过夜 不能见你的朋友 I can't spend the night. I can't meet your friends.
不能见你的儿子 I can't meet your son. I'm just wondering...
我只是在想 能不能不要这么偷偷摸摸的了 Is this ever gonna turn into something normal? You know, you're a guy,
你只是和我共享热辣性福生活的家伙 and we just had hot sex,
我没让你搂着我睡觉 and I didn't force you to cuddle.
快走 快走 和哥们吹牛去 So run! Go! Brag to your friends.
听我说 Look...
我喜欢你 而我知道你也喜欢我 I like you, and I know you like me.
为什么我们不能在一起呢 So why can't we be a couple?
因为我还没有准备好 'Cause I'm... not ready for that.
我只能处理好我们目前的关系 And what we've got... That's all I can handle.
走吧 Go.
好吧 但是这招不能总用啊 Okay, but that's only gonna work, like, 500 or 600 more times.
-晚上好 -能为你做点什么 Good evening. Can I help you?
该我来请问你 我能为你做点什么 Wrong question. The question is, can I help you?
要是你上门来推销 Look, if you're trying to sell me something,
我可没钱 I don't have any money.
现在你有了 You do now.
我不明白 I don't understand.
给你钱 买你租约到期 I'm here to buy you out of your lease.
什么 What?
我知道有点突然 I know. It's sudden.
但这房子 But there's something about this house that...
给我家一般的感觉 Well, it just feels like home to me.
所以我想搬进来 就在今晚 So I'd like to move in... Tonight.
今晚 你疯啦 Tonight? Are you crazy?
有点吧 A little bit.
拿着 Okay, here.
足够你搬两次家的了 I will more than cover your moving expenses.
我都在这安顿好了 Look, uh... I-I'm all set up here.
还有 房东太太不会同意的 Besides, my landlady would never allow it.
干嘛不让我来操心这些呢 Why don't you let me worry about her?
不行 我没什么地方可去了 Mm, no. I-I don't have anywhere else to go.
我想你该走了 I think you should leave.
听着 雷蒙德 Look, Raymond...
你怎么知道我名字 How do you know my name?
我的价钱已经很慷慨了 I made you a very generous offer,
而且我知道你的决定没错 and I just know you're going to make the right decision.
五 Five.
什么五 你在说什么呢 Five what? What are you talking about?
四 Four.
你 我搞不懂 Are you... I don't understand.
-三 -停会 Three. O-Okay. Hang on for a second.
二 Two.
雷蒙德 非常感谢 Well, Raymond, thank you very much.
拿好 保重 Here you go. Take care.
一切搞定 威廉姆斯太太 All taken care of... Mrs. Williams.
谢谢 威廉姆斯先生 Thank you... Mr. Williams.
第二天早上 The next morning,
伊迪.布利特决定宣告她重回紫藤郡 Edie Britt decided to announce her return to Wisteria Lane in a way...
用一种 That was guaranteed...
水花四溅的方式 To make a big splash.
你不会相信这个的 Okay, you're not gonna believe this, but...
她回来了 She's back.
伊迪 真的是你吗 Edie? Is that really you?
你还认识谁在我这个岁数还有这幅好身材的 You know someone else my age with a body like this?
这么说 你回来啦 So you're back?
你房客怎么了 What happened to your tenant?
他得了些银子 就决定搬走了 He, uh, came into some money and decided to move.
我们就像 见鬼 我们搬回来 We thought, what the heck? Let's move back!
"我们" "We"?
你们还不知道啦 我有老公了 Oh, you don't know. I have a husband now.
真的 谁家的 Really? Whose?
我在维加斯谈及房地产公约 So I'm in Vegas talking to this real estate convention.
我做一些激发性演讲 I do a little motivational speaking.
在那里 中间通道 第六排 And there... Sixth row, center aisle,
坐着我见过最美丽的女人 is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
演讲结束后 我就走到观众席 约会这位女神 So after I finish, I walk into the audience and I ask this goddess out.
他的研讨会被称作 "取你所需" His seminar was called "getting what you want,"
他践行了 and he did...
晚餐之前 做了3次 Three times. Hmm. Before dinner.
非常高兴见到你 大卫 Well, it's certainly nice to meet you, Dave,
欢迎你来到紫藤郡 and let us be the first to welcome you to Wisteria Lane.
我们要一起晚餐或怎么样吗 Oh, you know what? We should have a dinner or something.
在我的馆子开派对吧 非常荣幸 Oh, let's make it a party. We could do it at my restaurant. We'd be honored.
谢谢你 Thank you.
加布 我得问问 So, Gaby, I have to ask.
见鬼 你怎么了 看看你 What the hell happened to you? I mean, look at you.
你的衣着 你的发型 Your... your clothes, your... your hair.
-卡洛斯 看不见 但我们都没瞎啊 -我有了两个孩子 Carlos might be blind, but the rest of us aren't. I had two children.
干嘛的 早餐吃的 For what? Breakfast?
伊迪 第一天与邻居重逢 Edie? On your first day back in the neighborhood?
你是对的 You're right.
抱歉 加布 I'm sorry, Gaby.
无心冒犯 以后不会再发生了 It was rude and insensitive, and it won't happen again.
真的 Really?
没事 Okay.
现在不妨给你的朋友们来点吃的吧 Now shouldn't we offer your friends something to eat?
我去烤点小松饼 Ooh! I baked some muffins.
别想歪了 但 Please don't take this the wrong way, but...
我们爱你 We love you.
米基塔 午饭好了 让你妹妹来吃饭 Mijita! Lunch is ready. Go get your sister.
卡洛斯 怎么放这么多芝士 Carlos, what's with all the cheese?
你知道胡安妮塔不喜欢汤菜 You know how Juanita feels about Brussels sprouts.
我只想让蔬菜更美味 I'm just trying to make vegetables more fun.
下次 给她一根红萝卜 让她坐上云霄飞车 Well, next time, give her a carrot and put her on a roller coaster.
-最近你有抱她吗 -我知道她圆嘟嘟的 Have you tried to lift her lately? I know she's gotten chubby.
长大就没事了 She'll grow out of it.
我们只求你的遗传基因能从她的血管里流走 Ha! We can only hope with your D.N.A. Running through her veins.
我可没有肥胖遗传 Hey, I do not have fat D.N.A.
别让我拿出索利斯家族相册 Oh, don't make me pull out the Solis family photo album.
像趴在石头上的一群海狮 It's like a bunch of sea lions posing on a rock.
很抱歉我的亲属没达到 Well, I'm sorry my relatives don't measure up to
你干瘦酒鬼家族的标准 the group of stick-thin drunks that you come from.
我是说我们的女儿有肥胖问题 All I'm saying is that our daughter has a weight problem,
-越早承认这点越好 -她才4岁 and the sooner we admit it, the better. She's only 4.
但你想恶化肥胖问题吗 But, you know, you want her to develop a weight problem?
继续 责备她 批评她 让她有自觉性 Go ahead. Nag, criticize, make her feel self-conscious.
看看会怎么样 See what happens.
很显然 我没沟通好这对双胞胎 And obviously I am not getting through to the twins,
因为不管我怎么说 他们继续玩世不恭 because no matter what I say, they keep pulling this crap,
-我烦透了 -亲爱的 能不能 and I am sick of it. Honey, could you...
抱歉 Sorry.
所以 你要我跟他们谈 Yeah. So you... You want me to talk to them?
你必须去 我不想每次都做坏人 You have to. I am tired of being the bad cop.
-你去谈一次 -好 你知道的 这个年龄的孩子 You walk the beat for a while. Fine. You know, boys this age,
更听他们老爸的话 they're more likely to listen to their dads anyway.
我来搞定 I-I can handle this.
那真要谢谢你 I really appreciate it.
宝贝 我也要谢谢你 如果你能 Honey, you know what I'd appreciate? Could you...
对不起 Sorry.
科比屁股上除了点问题 So Kirby has aces in the hole... Yeah.
也就说周一那家伙不得不穿裙子去学校了 Which means that Bobby will have to wear a dress to school on Monday.
真的啊 Oh! Oh, my! Okay.
那你一定要拍下来 You've got to get a picture of that!
汤姆 能不能出来下 Tom? Can I talk to you a sec?
你不认为在那的行为有些不妥吗 Yeah. Don't you think you were kind of sending the wrong message in there?
我知道你不赞成他们的做法 但你得承认 I know we don't approve of what they did, but you... you gotta admit.
开自己的赌场真的挺有创意 Come on. Starting their own casino is kind of creative.
就像卖假证件那样"有创意" Yeah? "Creative" like selling fake I.D.S was creative.
还有卖麦克卢斯基的车 那可是需要技巧的 And hot-wiring McCluskey's car... That was a work of art.
亲爱的 这跟那可不一样 Honey, honey, this is nothing like that.
整个学校都在谈论他们的纸牌游戏 I mean, look, the whole school is talking about their card game.
你意识到没有 那会成为周一固定的聚会所 Do you realize it was, like, the place to be on a Monday night?
天哪 Oh, my god.
怎么了 What?
你认为他们很酷 You think they're cool.
是啊 Well... yeah.
-你认为他们很酷 你也要成为他们的一分子 No, I mean you think they're cool in that you wanna be them.
-拜托 Oh, please.
你就是这么想的 眼前这位是汤姆啊 前高中酷哥 You do! This is Tom, former high school nerd,
在他那群了不起的孩子中间找到共鸣 living vicariously through his awesome-ass kids.
我在中学是挺酷 Hey, I was plenty cool in high school.
我们是在重新定义"酷"吗 Are we redefining "cool"
包括在乐队里吹长号 to include playing trombone in the marching band?
你反应过激了 Hey, hey. You're overreacting.
他们只是有点精力过剩 我相信他们 You're a little high-spirited, but I trust them.
所以我打算同意他们去返校舞会 So I've decided to unground them for the homecoming dance.
但我告诉他们了不准去 But I told them they couldn't go.
你让我来搞定的 我刚刚就这么做了 And you told me to handle it, and I just did.
还有 那不是长号 Oh, by the way, it wasn't a trombone.
是大号 It was a tuba.
记忆力下降了吧 Know your brass.
妈妈妈妈你在哪 Mom! Mom! Where are you?
在这里 亲爱的 Right here, honey!
胡安妮塔 Juanita!
你说过我可以吃蛋糕的 You said I could have cake.
我是说过 但是那么多 I know, but so much?
你可以再去拿第二块的 You could've gone back for a second piece.
这就是第二块 This is my second piece.
这不是胡安妮塔的错 And it's not Juanita’s fault.
要怪就怪她父母 In this kind of situation, I blame the parents.
如果我允许女儿吃糖的话 她会吃上一整天 Look, my kid would eat sugar all day long if I let her.
加比只是个不忍心拒绝孩子的妈妈 Gaby's obviously one of those moms who just can't say no.
太可惜了 胡安妮塔长得还不错 It's a shame, too. Juanita has such a pretty face.
我回来了 Mm. I'm back.
想喝什么冷饮吗 You want something cold?
实际上 我现在想来点热辣的 Well, actually, I'm in the mood for something hot.
你知道 You know...
这就是我房子好几个月了还没刷好的原因 This is why it's taking four months to get my house painted.
听过这种说法没有 Haven't you ever heard that expression,
"或者你可以草草了事" "或者你可以细工出慢活" "you can have it done fast, or you can have it done right"?
我是在细工出慢活了 I think I'll have it done right now.
苏珊 Hey, Susan?
勒奈特 这会我有点不方便 Mm. Uh, Lynette, it's not really a good time.
我只需要一小会发一下汤姆的牢骚 I just need five seconds to bitch about Tom,
然后我就 天哪 and then I'll... oh, my god.
你的粉刷还没好啊 Your painter isn't done yet?
有时很难联系到他 Uh... Yeah. He... he's hard to keep track of.
总之 Well, anyway,
汤姆不承认 双胞胎快变成少年犯了 Tom refuses to acknowledge that the twins are turning into juvenile delinquents.
前几天 我正在 真可怜 抱你下 Just the other day, I was... oh, you poor thing! You need a hug. Uh...
你没喝多吧 Have you been drinking?
抱歉这么鲁莽过来 Sorry to have barged in,
谢谢你让我如释重负 and thanks for letting me get that off my chest.
什么时候需要聊天 只要按下门铃 Hey, anytime that you need to talk, you just ring my bell...
等我开门就行了 And wait.
新规则 Okay, new rule.
从现在开始 嘿咻只在卧室里关着门进行 From now on, sex only happens in the bedroom, door closed,
晚上7点到10点间 知道吗 between the hours of 7:00 and 10:00 P.M. you know what?
如果你告诉我规则存在的原因 It'd be a hell of a lot easier for me to follow the rules
我会做得容易些 只是不想让我朋友知道 if I knew why they existed. I just don't want my friends to know.
为什么 我丢你脸了吗 Why? You... you ashamed of me?
当然不是 No, of course not.
只是有点 复杂 It's just... complicated.
我只是简单一个人 不想成为你的小秘密 I'm just a simple guy, so I can't be your dirty little secret.
我需要更多 I need more from you.
抱歉 我不能给你 I'm sorry. I can't give that to you.
宝贝 我知道你想回家看动画片 Honey, I know you wanna go home and watch your cartoons,
但你吃了那么多蛋糕 but you had a lot of cake,
我想带你去公园转转 so I was thinking I'd take you to the park.
你可以到处跑跑 做些简单有趣的锻炼 That way, you could run around and get some nice, fun exercise.
不去 No.
真的不去吗 You sure?
太阳下到处跑跑 呼吸新鲜空气 Running around in the sun and fresh air
感觉不错的 would make you feel good.
嗯 不去 Mm... no.
好吧 Okay.
把它扔到垃圾桶里 Why don't you go throw that in the trash?
我去取车 And I'm gonna get the car started.
胡安妮塔 Hey, Juanita.
想在回家的路上玩个新游戏么 You wanna play a new game on the way home?
获胜者会有新的洋娃娃 好 Winner gets a new doll. Okay.
来开始吧 Well, come on, then!
嗨 Hey!
妈妈 你在干什么 Mommy, what are you doing?
是我发明的新游戏 不拿第一你什么都得不到 It's a new game I invented, and you're winning 1 to nothing!
凯瑟琳 好消息 Katherine! Fantastic news.
"美景美食知多少"节目 "What's cookin' Fairview?"
明天会派来一个摄制组 Is sending out a camera crew tomorrow
做一期我和这本书的节目 今天早上我刚刚读完 to do a piece on me and the book. Oh, which I just finished this morning.
你都读完了 是啊 简直爱不释手 You read it already? Yes. I couldn't put it down.
但我必须告诉你 But I have to tell you, at least a dozen recipes
至少一打的食谱都缺少相当关键的因素 are missing a pretty crucial ingredient.
真的么 Really?
什么因素 What?
我的名字 My name.
你说什么 布里 你的书里到处都是 我们一起发明的食谱 Excuse me? Bree, your book is filled with recipes that we developed together,
而且一部分应该是我的 别傻了 and... and some of them are flat-out mine. Oh, don't be silly.
有些是在你的基础上写的 I may have based a few on your recipes,
但通常会做改动 but I always changed something.
比如呢 字体 Like what? The font?
这个烘肉卷的食谱和我的有什么不同 Name one difference between this meatloaf recipe and mine.
你的那个用的是卷曲的碎香菜叶 Well, yours calls for minced curly leaf parsley.
我的用的是平的碎香菜叶 Mine calls for minced flat leaf.
都是切碎的 有什么不同 It's minced! Who can tell the difference?
布里 这里甚至有你根本做不出的食谱 Bree, you have recipes in here you can't even make.
从没听过这么可笑的事情 Never heard anything so absurd.
这个焦糖松饼塔搭配用棉花糖网么 The croquembouche cake with the spun sugar netting?
我从没见你用融化的糖做过点心 I've never once seen you work with molten sugar.
是我经常做那种松饼 的确是 凯瑟琳 I always make that cake. Really, Katherine.
就是因为是我让你 做了几个菜的视觉装饰 才满足了你炫耀的欲望 Just because I let you execute a few eye-catching garnishes that gratify your need to show off,
并不意味着我自己不能做好它们 doesn't mean that I can't do them just as well myself.
你让我 You let me?
我还以为我们是搭档 I thought we were partners.
我们一直都是 We are.
所以我才把你的名字写在致谢页上 That's why your name is on the dedication page.
你那么做致谢页真是正确 布里 You were right about the dedication, Bree.
不费你吹灰之力 It really was the least you could do.
18比0 Wow! 18 to zero!
再得两分 你就破纪录了 2 more points, and you'll break the record.
妈妈 我累了 Mommy, I'm tired!
真的么 Really?
我以为超过那个洒水车 Well, I thought running through that guy's sprinkler
能让你消除疲劳呢 加油 would've refreshed you. Now come on!
不 No.
看来妈妈将要先超过她两分了 Uh-oh. Looks like mommy's gonna score her first 2 points.
加油 胡安妮塔 Come on, Juanita.
做给妈妈看 你是个赢家 Show mommy what a winner you are.
胡安妮塔 Juanita!
你在干什么 What are you doing?!
胡安妮塔 停 Juanita, stop!
胡安妮塔 胡安妮塔 Juanita! Juanita!
当我觉得 And while I thought
作为一个适当的惩罚打算让你们禁足 grounding you was an appropriate punishment,
你们爸爸说服我说这样有点太苛刻 没错 your dad convinced me I was being a little too hard on you guys. Absolutely.
所以我们决定 And so we have decided
让你们参加今晚的返校舞会 to let you go to the homecoming dance tonight...
没错 That's right!
用你爸爸的敞篷跑车 In your father's convertible.
等等 什么? 好了 汤姆 Um, um, h-h-hold on. What? Wh... Come on, Tom.
我是说 我们信任他们 不是么 I mean, we trust them, right?
是 是 Yes, yes.
如果他们开你的车我会更信任他们的 I-I would trust them more if they were driving your car.
不 你不想两个这么酷的孩子 开妈妈的车去舞会 No! You don't want two cool kids pulling up to homecoming in a mom car,
而且是他们上个月撞瘪了一大块的车吧 especially with that big dent they put in it last month.
拿去吧 Here you go.
太帅了 谢谢 谢谢 Dude! Thanks! Thanks!
别谢我 谢你们爸爸 谢谢爸爸 Don't thank me. Thank your father. Thanks, dad!
你真棒 听着 注意规矩 You rock! Uh, you... whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Here... some ground rules.
不许穿脏鞋踩脚踏垫 汤姆 别紧张 N-No muddy shoes on my floor mats. No... Tom, relax!
你们是高素质的孩子 怎么开心怎么来吧 You high-spirited kids do whatever it takes to have fun.
我来开 Hey! Whoo! I'm driving it, man.
倒计时3,2,1 And in three, two, one.
欢迎回到"美景美食知多少"节目 Welcome back to "what's cookin' Fairview?"
和我们聊天的是布丽·范德坎普 美景镇首席宴会置办人 We're talking with Bree Van De Kamp, Fairview's premier caterer,
将要出版他的第一本厨艺书 who's about to publish her very first cookbook.
布里 你能带我们进去参观么 Bree, could you show us inside?
这就是我的厨房 这是最有才华的同事 一个厨师最想得到的勤奋的团队 This is my kitchen, and this is my staff... The most gifted, hardworking team a cook could ever have hoped for.
简直没有比这更好的词来形容了 I cannot say enough good things about them.
你们哪一个和布里工作时间最长 So which one of you has worked with Bree the longest?
应该是我 That would be me.
请谈谈 和布里合作感觉怎样 So tell me, what's it really like working with Bree?
非常激励人心 It's inspiring.
绝对没有一样是她能做的 There is absolutely nothing she can't do.
凯瑟琳 我脸红了 Katherine, I'm blushing.
和她一起工作就像 Working with her has been...
如沐春风一样 啊 Such an education that I... aah!
天呢 你还好么 Ah! Oh, god. Are you all right?
我想我的手腕拉伤了 天呢 它伤到了 I think I strained my wrist. God, it hurts.
我可怜的宝贝 谁能帮忙拿点冰 不 Oh, you poor dear. Could someone please get some ice? Oh, no.
我刚要搅拌做棉花糖 缠在我们著名的焦糖松饼塔上 Oh, and I was just about to put the spun sugar netting on our famous croquembouche.
你介意来做么 Would you mind doing it?
凯瑟琳 我想你的手腕正好没事了 Katherine, I'm sure your wrist is just fine.
没有 它还在抖呢 No, it's really throbbing.
看来布里要来救场了 Okay, it looks like Bree to the rescue.
你要确定拍好这段 Be sure you get this.
肯定有好镜头 Really something to see.
搅拌棉花糖的秘密就在于 特别的搅拌能搅出像蛛丝网一样可爱的糖 The secret to spinning sugar is this special whisk that makes lovely gossamer threads.
小心 亲爱的 Careful, dear.
你在使它们结块 我能看到 You're clumping. I can see that. Aah! Whoa!
这东西真烫 That stuff's hot!
对不起 Sorry. Oops!
这就是你的锻炼的方法么 让她跟在车后面跑 So that's your idea of exercise? Having her run after a car?
卡洛斯 我们的女儿吃了半个蛋糕 然后 Carlos, our daughter sucked down half a sheet cake, and afterwards,
没人能找到蜡烛 no one could find the candles.
醒醒吧 我们有麻烦了 Wake up! We have got a problem!
我不觉得这样的方法是在羞辱她吗 I just don't think the solution is to humiliate her.
尽管她 很胖 难道她没权利对自己好一些吗 Now even if she's... heavy, doesn't she have the right to feel good about herself?
我在保护她 她还不知道真相而已 Hey, I'm protecting her. She doesn't know the truth yet.
女人年轻漂亮时间就那么点儿 Women only have five seconds to be young and beautiful,
转瞬即逝 and then it's gone.
当你还没反应过来的时候 你就变成了又老又肥的主妇 那些美貌都不翼而飞 And then before you know it, we're old and fat and married and wondering where our beauty went.
加布 Gaby...
不 卡洛斯 我是说 No, Carlos. I mean...
有时候我觉得你看不见我还挺好的 Sometimes I'm glad you can't see me.
这五年来为了两个孩子 我没时间做脸 也没时间做运动 Five years and two kids and no time for facials or the gym.
这真是不敢想象 It just... takes a toll.
今天伊迪看见我的时候 And when Edie saw me the other day,
就像根本没有认出我一样 it was like she didn't even recognize me.
听我说 Listen to me.
没人比我更清楚你美丽的脸庞 Nobody knows your face better than I do.
每次我吻你的时候 我都能看到它 And I see it every time I kiss you.
不管是5年还是50年 你永远美丽 In 5 years or 50, you will always be beautiful.
你明白吗 Hear me?
这下就差不多好了 And now to finish,
你只要把你的棉花糖衣放到 焦糖松饼塔上就行了 再轻轻的优雅的给它蒙上面纱 you simply transfer your spun sugar to the croquembouche and gracefully drape it around in a delicate swirl.
我刚刚有没有提醒 Oh. Did I mention that you...
弄棉花糖衣的时候 Probably shouldn't be wearing jewelry
最好不要戴首饰 while working with spun sugar? Um...
没规定说一定要做优雅的面纱呀 Well, there's no law that says it has to be a delicate veil.
也可以做成一个 小小的美丽的 I mean, it could really just be a beautiful, um, little, uh, white...
白色丝带 Ribbon.
关掉那该死的摄影机 Turn off the damn camera.
我的手腕现在好像不怎么疼了 Ah, actually, my wrist is feeling a little better.
不如让我来示范怎样 Why don't I give it a shot?
在干什么呢 Whatcha doing?
他们去哪儿了 已经过了宵禁的时间30分钟了 Okay, where are they? It's 30 minutes past curfew.
其实已经32分钟了 Actually, it's 32.
我之前已经反复强调过了 只要那车子多一道划痕的话 If there is a single scratch on that car... I mean, after all the time that I spent restoring that thing...
没错 我记得你曾经花了一整天的时间在网上 为了找个新的手排杆把手 Yeah. Remember when you spent the entire day on the Internet trying to find a new gearshift knob?
有史以来最差的周年庆 Worst anniversary ever.
我不敢相信你居然这样对我 I cannot believe that you did this to me.
我知道 I know.
那车是你的心肝 That car is your baby.
如果说有什么事情能让我这么困扰的话 If only there was something I felt that intensely about.
就是这个 我的心肝儿子们 Oh, wait! There is... My actual babies.
你觉得我不在乎我们的孩子 You think I don't care about our boys?
我知道你很爱他们 I know you love them,
但有时候你总觉得他们很酷很有意思 but sometimes you find them so cool and entertaining,
你忘记了自己的威信所在 you forget to parent them.
勒奈特 不 听我说下去 Lynette... no, listen.
这很重要 This is important.
当他们还小的时候 如果他们调皮捣蛋 When they were little and they'd act out,
我们会说 没关系 他们还小 and we'd always say, "relax! They're young.
等他们长大了就好了 When they're older, they'll get it."
可汤姆 他们已经16岁了 Well, Tom, they're 16 now.
却还是管不好自己 Not getting it.
我们能管教他们的时间已经不多了 We have a lot of work to do in a very short time,
如果我们不配合的话 and if you and I aren't in sync,
我恐怕他们会一直这么下去 I'm afraid it's not gonna happen.
抱歉我们回来晚了 不过 爸爸 你得听我告诉你件事 Hey, sorry we're late. Yeah. But, dad, you have to hear this story.
我们刚才在十字路口停着的时候 We just pulled up at an intersection,
有两个辣妹 我不想听这个 and there were these two hot girls... I don't want to hear it.
你们知道这世上有个东西叫电话吗 You ever hear of a thing called a cell phone?
我们只不过迟到了35分钟罢了 We're only, like, 35 minutes late.
是的 这35分钟 你们的妈妈和我都多么担心 Yeah, 35 minutes, during which time your mother and I have been worried sick.
可是 爸爸 你们违反了规矩 就要受处罚 But, dad... You broke the rules. There are consequences.
你们都被禁足一个月 You're both grounded for a month.
这太过分了 你这么做只不过是你 This sucks! You're only doing this
担心你那宝贝车罢了 'cause you were worried about your precious car.
是吗 闪开 You think? Get out of the way.
你还想说什么吗 Any other opinions you'd like to share?
谢谢你 Thank you.
其实你不必那个样子 But you didn't have to...
那镜子刮伤了 That mirror was scratched.
我已经订了一个新的 I already ordered a new one.
♪ 你知道白昼毁了黑夜♪ ♪ You know the day destroys the night ♪
♪ 夜以继日♪ ♪ night divides the day ♪
♪ 去跑...♪ ♪ try to run... ♪
麦克卢斯基女士 你还活着 Mrs. McCluskey! You're still alive!
看见你很高兴 伊迪 Oh, it's nice to see you, too, Edie.
这是我丈夫 大卫·威廉姆斯 This is my husband, Dave Williams.
你们俩怎么认识的 So how did you two meet?
你是开免费诊所的还是干嘛的 You run a free clinic or something?
抱歉 你是谁 I'm sorry. Who are you?
凯伦·麦克卢斯基 伊迪在这条街上最好的朋友 Karen McCluskey, Edie's best friend on the street.
真的很高兴见到你 Well, it's a real pleasure to meet you. Oh.
♪ 突破到另一边♪ ♪ Break on through to the other side ♪
你在这儿干嘛 What are you doing here?
我得跟你谈谈 Um, I just need to talk to you.
别在这儿 回家去 我会打给你的 Not here. Go home. I'll call you.
什么时候 When?
我不确定 晚点儿吧 你快走 I don't know. Later. Just go.
女士们 我不得不承认这里真热闹 ♪ yeah! Yeah! ♪ Yeah! Whoo! I have to say, ladies, this is quite a shindig.
我很高兴你玩得开心 Oh, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
我是说 Yeah, I mean,
没有太多的人需要费事 跑来说他们很抱歉 there's really not a lot of people who go to this much trouble to say they're sorry.
你说什么 Excuse me?
这个派对可真算得上是个很华丽的道歉了 Well, the party. It's just a beautiful way to apologize.
伊迪 这可不是什么"道歉派对" Edie, this is not a "we're sorry" party.
这是一个"原谅派对" This is a "we forgive you" party.
你们原谅我 You forgive me?
我想加布的意思是你离开前的 Well, I think what Gaby means is
那段时间对我们干的那些好事 you were fairly awful to us right before you left,
而现在我们以我们的方式欢迎你回来 and this is our way of welcoming you back
而希望那些事情再也不要发生 to hopefully not do it again.
你开什么玩笑 You gotta be kidding.
是你们逼走我 You froze me out.
你们威胁我说要毁了我的生意 You threatened to ruin my business,
把我赶出了镇子 and you ran me out of town.
如今我花了5年才平息对你们的恨意 Now it's taken me five years to stop hating you.
晚会真棒 女士们 Great party, ladies.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
那不介意的话 我可以借我妻子一用么 Now... Mind if I steal my wife?
宝贝 Sweetheart?
♪ 嘿 小女孩♪ ♪ Hey, little girl ♪
那不是你雇的油漆工吗 Isn't that your painter?
♪ 我想做你的男朋友♪ ♪ I wanna be your boyfriend ♪
是吗 我没认出来 Is it? I can't tell.
♪ 可爱的小女孩♪ ♪ Sweet little girl ♪
♪ 我想做你的男朋友 ♪ ♪ I wanna be your boyfriend ♪
♪ 你爱我吗 宝贝？♪ ♪ do you love me, babe? ♪
不好意思 没关系 Ooh! Excuse me. It's okay.
♪ 你说呢？♪ ♪ What do you say? ♪
♪ 你爱我吗 宝贝？♪ ♪ Do you love me, babe? ♪
♪ 我能说什么？♪ ♪ What can I say? ♪
店里没付电费吧 Didn't they pay the bill?
好啦 冷静 我来搞定 All right. Calm down. I'll take care of it.
你 跟我走 You, come with me.
你干嘛要在我朋友面前让我难堪 Why would you humiliate me in front of my friends?
你精神错乱了吗 Are you a lunatic?
我只是试着打动你 I-I'm just trying to get through to you.
是啊 我是有点发疯 And, yeah, it's making me kinda crazy.
苏珊 为什么我不能见你朋友 Susan... why can't I meet your friends?
我是说 我就那么糟吗 I mean, am I really that horrible?
当然不是了 我朋友会很喜欢你 No, of course not. My friends would love you.
那问题究竟在哪儿 Then what is the problem?
问题就在于你要是见了他们 就等于我俩正式确立关系 The problem is, if you meet my friends, then we're in a relationship,
而我现在不能谈恋爱 and I can't be in a relationship right now.
可是我保证我会让你非常幸福的 But I-I promise, I'll make you very happy.
也许我根本不该幸福 Well, maybe I don't deserve to be happy.
嗯 Um...
几年前 A few years ago...
出了一场车祸 There was this car accident...
很严重 A bad one.
临阵脱逃 Take the high road?
你没听见那帮贱人在自鸣得意地数落我吗 Did you hear what those smug bitches said to me?
伊迪 我们的重点是争取这些人的好感 Edie, it's important these people like us.
我们如今在这里安家了 It's our home now.
当初你劝我搬回这儿来 我就不该听 I never should've let you talk me into moving back here.
你为什么对紫藤郡这么着迷 Why? Why were you so gung ho on Wisteria Lane?
听我说一句 只要大家喜欢我们 Listen to your husband. We can be happy here,
住在这儿我们会很如意 but we need these people to like us.
为什么 Why?
这样事情会比较好办 It'll just make everything easier.
那只是一场意外 That was an accident.
苏珊 你不必对此内疚 Susan, you can't feel guilty about it.
你知道吗 杰克逊 你这些话 You know what, Jackson? You're not gonna say anything
我听了八百遍了 I haven't already heard a million times.
我告诉你是因为我 I-I only told you because I...
只想让你理解我为何不愿让你走进我的生活 I just want you to understand why I can't let you in my life.
那我再待上几个月 看看你到时是否会改变心意 这样行吗 Well... Do you mind if I hang out for the next few months and see if you change your mind?
行 我想没问题 Yeah, I guess I could handle that.
你还是 Well, why don't you...
回去找你的朋友去吧 Go have fun with your friends?
有空就给我打电话 And just call me when you're free. Okay.
求你了 丹妮尔 你没权利带走他 Please, Danielle. You have no right to take him.
我怎么没权利 他是我的孩子 I have every right. He's my kid.
丹妮尔 咱们说好我来抚养他 Danielle, we agreed I would raise him.
咱们说好这样最好 We agreed it would be best!
是你说的 我当时可没有发言权 You said it would be best! I've had no say in anything!
可现在我和里奥结婚了 他是律师 But I am married now, and Leo's a lawyer.
所以你最好识趣 别再和我抢 So do yourself a favor and don't try to fight this!
求求你 丹妮尔 咱们什么都好说 Please, Danielle, we can have any arrangement you like.
求你了 别把他带走 Please, just don't take him!
看在上帝的份上 奥森不在 For god sakes, Orson's gone.
你们都长大了 本杰明是我仅有的一切 You kids are grown. Benjamin's all I have!
那你只好再找点别的寄托了 You're just gonna have to find something else.
亲爱的该上床睡觉了 都2点多了 Honey, come to bed. It's after 2:00.
烹饪秀答应重做我那段 The cooking show agreed to redo my segment.
我想确保这次万无一失 I wanna make sure it's perfect this time.
那我就不干涉你的事业了 Well, I won't tell you how to run your business.
自己的小孩自己带 It's your baby.
是啊 Yes, it is.
M.J.准备好了吗 Hey. Um, M.J. Ready?
好了 他在楼上等你呢 Yeah, he's upstairs waiting for you.
我说过是刹车失灵了 I told you the brakes were squeaking.
我以前让你去检修 我检修过 I asked you to get them checked. And I checked 'em!
我是让你去找专业技工 I meant a mechanic...
而不是让你修 苏珊 问题不在刹车上 Not you. It was not the brakes, Susan.
刹车失不失灵都没有意义 If it had been, it wouldn't have mattered.
是他们撞上我们 可我们撞死了他们 麦克 They crashed into us! And we killed them, Mike!
不能说我们撞死他们 而是他们死于车祸 We didn't kill them! They died.
那可是母子俩啊 They were a mother and a child.
她和我一样 也是个母亲 She was a mother, just like me...
和我们一样带着一个孩子 With a child just like ours.
要不是我们 他们还活得好好的 And if it weren't for us, they would still be alive.
苏珊 我们没完没了的争这件事 Yeah, we have been over and over this, Susan.
你不是自找苦吃吗 你倒不在乎 It's... it's like you want to suffer. It's like you don't care at all,
对他们这么冷酷无情 like you feel nothing for those people.
我受不了 我只是受不了了 I can't do this again! I just can't!
别忘了带你的恐龙画册 Hey. Did you pack your dinosaur book
好和爸爸一起看 我才没忘 so you can read it with your daddy? Sure did.
真乖 Oh, good. Mmm.
玩得开心 宝贝 Okay, you have fun, sweetie.
我可能周日6点左右送他回来 So, um, I'll probably bring him back Sunday around 6:00 or so.
好的 Fine.
周末愉快 有什么特别安排吗 Well, have a good weekend. Doing anything special?
我差不多是开始约会了 Well, I've sort of started seeing someone.
所以我可能和他一起过周末 So I might do something with him.
挺好的 Good for you.
耶 Yeah.
一切都太快了 It goes by so quickly.
霎那间 我们曾熟知的生活便永远消失殆尽 In a flash, the life we knew is gone forever.
空留我们自己 不断地追问 And we're left to ask ourselves...
他怎能就此离我而去 How could he have left me?
我的容光何时开始暗淡 When did my beauty start to fade?
我的朋友为何变了心肠 Why has my friend changed?
我这个母亲究竟当得是否称职 Was I the best mother I could have been?
当然 还有些人 Of course, there are some people
深谙时光之飞逝 who understand how quickly time passes.
所以他们坚定如此 That's why they're so determined
及时行乐 to get what they want before it's too late.
是海勒医生啊 我还打算给你打电话呢 Oh, Dr. Heller. I've been meaning to call you.
我有些担心 Yeah, I was getting concerned.
你需要每月做一次检查 You're required to check in once a month.
这是你获释的前提条件 It was a condition of your release.
得了吧 都过去一年了 Oh, come on. That was a year ago.
但是说真的 那些药太好使了 But to be honest, the meds are working so well,
我连你都差点忘记了 别见怪 I kinda forgot about you. No offense.
大卫 每月来检查 没商量 Dave, once a month. Not optional.
晓得了 医生 Message received, doc.
不过你真不用为我担心 我好得很 But seriously, you don't need to worry about me. I'm great.
一个月后我和你面谈 I'll talk to you in a month.
告诉我吧 Just tell me.
我到底要怎么说 What are the magic words that I've gotta say so you will
你们才肯放我出去 大卫 你在这里呆了六个月了 let me out of here? Dave, you've been here six weeks,
丝毫不见你的精神状况有任何好转 and you don't seem any closer to coming to terms with your rage.
我调整过 而且我觉得我很正常 I've come to terms with it, and I like it just the way it is.
你没有被判罪是因为 你自愿入院 The charges were dropped because you agreed to put yourself in a doctor's care.
看不到你有真正好转 I'm not going to authorize your release
我是不会批准你出院的 until I see some real progress.
对你来说怎样算是真正的好转 医生 Wh-what's progress supposed to look like to you, doc?
我是说 我是不是该满脸假笑 I mean, should I just plaster some fake smile on my face
假装我内心的邪恶已经平息 不会将我活活吞噬 and pretend this... this thing that's inside me isn't eatin' me alive?
只要你想 我就做得到 我需要确保 'Cause I can do that if you want. I need to make sure
你对己对人都没危险才行 you're not a danger to yourself or to others.
听着 我对自己从无危险可言 Listen, I've never been a danger to myself.
而且站在旁人的角度来看 And as far as the others are concerned,
应该担忧的只有一个人 there's only one person who should be worried.