《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives...
布里发现自己有了个情敌 Bree discovered she had a romantic rival.
我正想给自己找点事做 I've been looking for a new hobby,
现在"搞垮你"就是我的目标 and taking you down is as good as any.
苏珊得到一份奖金 Susan got a bonus.
给每个月点击量最高的姑娘 For the girl who gets the most hits in a month.
监狱里不批准配偶探视 Since the prison didn't allow conjugal visits,
所以今晚是我们的新婚之夜 this is our wedding night.
保罗的新娘拒绝了他 Paul's bride said no.
但还有一些妻子应尽的义务 我不愿过于仓促 There are certain wifely duties that I don't want to rush into.
我们一旦打给了他们 你的家庭就永远改变了 Once we call these people, it'll change your family forever.
加布下决心要见到亲生女儿 And Gaby decided to meet her real daughter.
打给他们 Call them.
卡洛斯·索利斯爱他的妻子 Carlos Solis loved his wife
胜于一切 more than anything...
世上会有比我皮肤更好的女人吗 If there's a woman on this planet with better skin,
有的话 我真想见识见识 I'd like to meet her.
虽然她骄傲自大 Even though she was vain...
我们干嘛每周日都得给教会捐钱 Do we have to give money to the church every sunday?
每次都是一样的陈腔滥调 I mean, it's always the same show.
尽管她自私自利 selfish...
我让你给我买名家设计 I told you to buy me couture!
这种成品衣怎么配得上我的鞋 I can't wear off-the-rack with these shoes!
而且任性妄为 and spoiled.
而此刻 But in those moments
她显得是如此的无助 when his wife was simply vulnerable...
你还好吗 You okay?
卡洛斯只会对她越发疼爱 Carlos loved her just a little bit more.
这就是约定的见面地点吗 This is where we're meeting them?
是的 I think so.
我不知道该说什么 I don't know what I'm supposed to say.
先说"你好"吧 Start with "Hello."
然后说什么呢 And then what?
谢谢你们在过去8年养育了我女儿 "Thanks for raising our daughter for the last eight years.
希望你们的女儿没有毁在我们手上 Hope we didn't ruin yours"?
别担心 没什么的 It's gonna be fine.
是索利斯先生和索利斯太太吗 我是赫克多·桑切斯 Mrs. And mrs. Solis? I'm Hector Sanchez.
很高兴见到你们 叫我们卡洛斯和加布丽尔好了 Nice to meet you. And please, call us Carlos and Gabrielle.
谢谢 那个... Oh, thank you. Uh, where is...
胡安妮塔在和她妹妹荡秋千 Juanita is at the swing set with her sister.
我们认为还是大人先谈一下 We thought we should talk a little first.
好的 Oh. Sure.
我妻子在这边 还有我们的... Uh, my wife is over here with our...
她和格雷斯在一起 She's with Grace.
那就是她的名字 格雷斯 That's her name? Grace?
是的 Yes.
你们得知这事后是怎么想的呢 So how are you and your wife handling all of this?
我们还没回过神来 We're still in shock.
从你的律师打电话给我们时起 Since your lawyer called us,
我们一直寝食难安 we haven't been able to sleep or eat.
整件事太不可思议了 This whole thing is so crazy.
我们也是一样 We feel the same way.
我们的孩子不可能被调换了 They couldn't have switched our babies.
一定是个误会 It's got to be a mistake.
也许我们应该去验验血 Maybe we should take a blood test.
妈妈 Mom!
我让你带的是绿外套 I told you to bring the green jacket!
红衣服跟这鞋没法配 I can't wear red with these shoes! Ugh!
是的 卡洛斯·索利斯爱他的妻子 Yes, Carlos Solis loved his wife...
我看没必要验血了 I don't think we'll be needing that test.
他一眼就看出 这毫无疑问来自她的遗传 and he knew her D.N.A. when he saw it.
绝望的主妇 第七季 第四集 Desperate Housewives S07 E04
这东西叫手提包 It's called a purse,
每个女人都知道 and as every woman knows,
它能装任何东西 It can hold just about anything,
比如极具个性的手机 from a personalized cell phone...
一部言情小说 to a romance novel...
必需的药品 to much-needed medication.
不管里面装的什么 Whatever you find inside,
可以确信的是 there's one thing you can be sure of--
每个手提包都展现了 Every purse says something about
其女主人的某一面 the woman who owns it...
她可能对此一清二楚 也可能 whether she knows it...
一无所知 or not..
我们觉得我们不该告诉孩子们 Carlos and I feel like we shouldn't tell the girls,
发生的这一切 you know, about what happened.
你们觉得呢 What do you guys think?
我们应该保护她们 We should protect them.
是的 不过介于我们都想熟识 Yes, but since we wanna get to know
我们的亲生女儿 our biological daughters,
所以我们考虑 也许两家人之间 we were thinking maybe the families could
可以不时地聚聚 get together every now and then?
一个月一次如何 Maybe once a month?
听起来挺不错的 Mm, that sounds reasonable.
你觉得呢 卡门 Uh, w-what do you think, Carmen?
可以啊 Um, I guess.
瞧瞧她们 Look at them.
我有种预感 Yes, I have a feeling
她们会成为很好的朋友 that they will become very good friends.
你能相信那是我们的女儿么 Can you believe those are our daughters?
格雷斯看起来就像是当年的我 Grace looks just like me when I was her age.
胡安妮塔跟我母亲非常像 And Juanita looks so much like my mother.
妈妈 可以给我钱买冰淇淋吗 Mommy, can I have money for ice cream?
你刚吃过午饭了 You just had lunch.
-可是有巧克力味的哦 -格雷斯 - But they have chocolate chip. - Grace.
让她吃点吧 天这么热 来吧 我请你吃 Oh, let her have some. It's hot. Come on. It'll be my treat.
你的手提包真漂亮 Your purse is beautiful.
我知道 你想要拿着它吗 I know. Would you like to hold it?
真软 我猜一定很贵 对吧 It's so soft. I bet it cost a lot, right?
格雷斯 不要打听钱的事 Grace, you don't ask about money.
对不起 I'm sorry.
没关系 宝贝 Oh, that's okay, sweetie.
告诉你吧 这是香奈儿的 And just so you know, it's Chanel.
只有非常努力工作 才能拥有香奈儿 You can have one of these by working very hard...
或者是嫁给一个努力工作的男人 or by marrying a man who works very hard.
谢谢 Thank you!
多么有礼貌的小女孩 What a polite little girl.
很明显 你对她的教育非常出色 桑切斯太太 You have obviously done a wonderful job, Mrs. Sanchez.
我是说 我们没想过会怎样 I mean, we didn't know what to expect,
但我看得出来 你是格雷斯能拥有的最好的妈妈 but I can see Grace couldn't have had a better mother.
你明白我的意思 You know what I mean.
你...你们把胡安妮塔教育得也很好 Uh, y-you've done a wonderful job with Juanita.
谢谢 我怀孕时 Thank you. You know, when I got pregnant,
还对为母之道一无所知 I didn't know how I would handle the whole motherhood thing...
妈妈 Mom.
不过事实证明我也是个非常好的妈妈 But I think I turned out to be pretty good at it.
-妈妈 -怎么啦 - Mom! - What?!
给我钱买冰淇淋 I need money for ice cream.
我教你的那个魔力词呢 What is the magic word?
什么魔力词 "快点"? I don't know. "Hurry"?
别磨蹭了 冰淇淋车车快开走了 Now come on. The truck's pulling away.
"请" 魔法词是"请" "Please." The magic word is "Please."
好的 请 Fine. Please.
怎么啦 多买一个球我们家就揭不开锅了吗 What, we can't afford more than one scoop?
抱歉 我刚才讲到哪了 I'm sorry. What was I saying?
你讲到你是怎样的一个好妈妈 You were talking about what a good mother you are.
卡车债 拜拜啰 Say good-bye to your truck loan.
天哪 难以置信 God, can you believe it?
就在两个月前 我们还被债务绕颈 Just two months ago, we were up to our neck in debt.
现在我们可以一屁股压下去了 Now we're only up to our ass.
如果一切顺利的话 If we keep this going,
到圣诞节前我们就能摆脱破产了 we could reach flat broke in time for Christmas.
有人吗 我是玛克西恩 Hello? It's Maxine.
我和麦克在家呢 Um, uh, I'm in here with Mike!
门开着 It's open!
你好啊 迈克尔 Hello, Michael!
瞧这俊俏的脸蛋儿 Look at this punim.
麦克 我要是年轻15岁 Oh, Mike, if I was 15 years younger,
我准保要对你来一个饿虎扑食 I'd ride you like a hobo rides a boxcar.
谢谢夸奖 不过您还是得把空调修好 Thanks. But you still have to fix the air conditioner.
如此交换 值得一试 Eh, it was worth a shot.
我去洗澡了 I'm gonna take a shower.
我要和你谈点正事 I need to talk some business with you.
我也是 Me, too.
我刚买了件毛皮饰边的连衫裤 还有地板蜡 I just bought a fur-trimmed teddy and some floor polish.
明天的表演定会惹火 Tomorrow is gonna be a heck of a show.
棒极了 Fantastic.
-我想你得退出这行了 -怎么啦 - I think you should quit. - What?
网站现在正在变革 The web site's going through some changes.
增加了一些合伙人 I've taken on some partners
他们为网站注入了大量资金 who are pumping a lot of cash into the business,
现在由他们来运营 and they're running the show now,
他们打算在全美国高调亮相 and they want a huge U.S. Presence.
不 不 不 你向我保证过 No. No, no, you promised me
这里的任何人都不会看到我 that no one here would ever see me.
我是保证过 所以你得现在就退出这行 I did, and that's why you need to get out now.
但麦克和我才刚刚走上正轨 But Mike and I are just getting back on track.
昨天是我们第一次收到 Yesterday, we got our first water bill
没有威胁要停水的水费通知单 that didn't come with a threat.
亲爱的 对不起 Honey, I'm sorry.
那我还有多长时间 Well, how long do I have till all this happens?
几个星期吧 顶多一个月 A couple of weeks, a month tops.
好 我会全力以赴干到最后一天 Okay. I'll work right up until the last day.
给我两班倒 额外加班 我会竭尽全力 Give me double shifts, extra shows. I'll do anything.
对 就这样 You got it.
我会想你的 亲爱的 I'm gonna miss you, honey.
我想没人会超越你 No one will ever wear
能将橡皮手套和网眼袜的搭配穿得如此勾魂 the rubber gloves and the fishnets like you do.
行了 我们听到了 你不开心 Okay, we get it. You're unhappy.
你的哭声响彻超市 We got it in every aisle at the market,
每天晚上你要哭上四次 We got it four times during the night,
-还有现在 -妈妈 我去把东西放好 - And we get it now! - Mom, I'll put the groceries away.
不 Oh. No.
停下 别动 Stop. Freeze.
什么也别做 不要突然移动 Do nothing. No sudden movements.
眼睛要闭上了 The eyes are closing.
但我们刚买了冰淇淋啊 But we bought ice cream.
随它化了吧 Let it melt.
你好 你好 是的 我就是 Hello? Hello? Yes, this is she.
是我丢的 Oh. Of course I did.
谢谢 谢谢 我马上回来 Thank you. Thank you. I-I will be back.
没什么事吧 Everything okay?
我把驾照落在冲洗店里了 No, I left my license at the store,
现在只能拽着佩琪回到那儿去 so I have to drag paige back there,
这必然导致另外两小时的尖叫哭喊 which will lead to another 2-hour screaming fit.
如果那张照片上我看起来很无助 我就再照一张 If I didn't look so good in that photo, I'd get a new one.
-为什么不交给我呢 -亲爱的 我不知道 - Why don't you leave the baby with me? - Oh, honey, I don't know.
妈妈 你都放心把她交给男孩子们 Mom, you leave her with the boys,
除非尿布和宝宝一样重了 and they don't change her diaper
否则他们是不会给她换尿布的 until it weighs as much as she does.
说得是啊 Good point.
我回来了 I'm back.
我回来了 一切都还好吧 I'm back! Everything okay?
她醒了 所以我执行了第二计划 She woke up, so I went with plan "B."
你用她跟谁换了一个更安静的婴儿 You traded her in for a quieter baby?
没有 我给她换了尿布 Nope. I changed her diaper.
现在我们在享受地板时间 Now we're doing a little floor time.
你给她换了尿布 You changed her diaper.
你从哪儿学的 Where'd you learn how to do that?
我都看你换了一百次了 I've seen you do it a hundred times.
你跟她相处得很好嘛 You're so good with her.
你觉得 如果我去迅速冲下澡 How would you feel about me taking a quick shower
冲掉我头发上这些昨天就沾上的污物 to wash some of this vomit out of my hair...
怎么样 from yesterday?
为什么不去泡个澡呢 再点上香薰 Why don't you take a bath? Light one of those scented candles.
我太有才了 养了这么个好女儿 Whoever raised you did a brilliant job!
真该死 Shoot.
我的阿司匹林吃光了 I'm out of aspirin.
你头疼吗 Do you have a headache?
不是 是我的后背有点酸痛 Uh, no. My back is a little sore.
亲爱的 如果你不是每晚都睡沙发的话 You do realize, darling, that your back wouldn't hurt so much
你的后背也不会这么疼的 if you weren't sleeping on a couch every night.
没事 不是沙发的问题 Uh, n-no. Uh, the couch is fine.
我只是拉伤了肌肉 Um, I just pulled a muscle.
你好啊 Hey there.
-李 -恭喜你 - Lee. - Congratulations.
你成了你那老房子的新业主 You are the proud new owner of your old house.
你买下了你以前的房子 You bought your old house?
李 我们能稍后再谈吗 Actually, Lee, why don't we talk later?
好的 这是你的钥匙 Okay. Well, here are your keys,
附赠你一本濒危物种的日历 your complimentary endangered species calendar,
还有一个印着我的大头照的厨房磁贴 and a kitchen magnet with my face on it.
照片上的我看起来有点斗鸡眼 Yes, I know I look cross-eyed,
但是他们向我保证在下批印刷时 but they assure me they will correct that
会将照片PS一下的 in the next batch.
好好享受吧 Enjoy.
你为什么要买那所房子 Why would you buy that house?
我还以为我们至少要在这里住一年呢 I thought we'd be here at least for a year.
我觉得那房子是项不错的投资 I thought it was a good investment.
但是为什么偏偏是那所房子 But why buy... that one?
这附近还有不少房子出售 There are other homes for sale around here.
钱已经交了 贝丝 Escrow's closed, Beth.
没有再深谈这个话题的必要了 I see no point in discussing this further.
你不想谈 You won't discuss it?
我是你的妻子 I'm your wife.
你的切换也太自然了吧 白天你是我的妻子 Isn't it convenient how during the day you're my wife,
但是到了晚上 but at night,
你就变身为房客了 you turn back into a houseguest?
不不不 先别看 还没做好 No, no, no. Don't look at them yet. They're not done.
我不是要看百叶窗 我想说的是周五的约会 This isn't about the shutters. It's about our... date Friday.
你还没告诉我 我们那天做什么 You still haven't told me what we're doing.
目前还不能告诉你 Well, I can't tell you yet,
不过我要安排的节目 but I've been working on something
连我自己都兴奋不已 that I'm pretty... stoked about.
听起来很不错 Well, that sounds lovely.
我也...很兴奋 I, too, am... stoked.
你脸上有颜料 You got a little paint...
你干嘛呢 What are you doing?
你又暗中监视布里 Are you spying on Bree again?
为什么他选择她而不选择我 Why would he want her when he could have me?
-对他来说她也太老了吧 -你们俩一样大 - She's way too old for him. - You're the exact same age.
才不是 我才三十... I am not. I'm only thirty--
你要虚报年龄吗 Are you gonna lie about your age?
我们可是大学同学 We were college roommates.
好吧 真该死 All right, damn it.
况且 布里看起来很年轻 Besides, Bree's always looked young.
她以前和她外孙一起出门的时候 When she used to go out with her grandkid,
大家都以为那是她儿子 people would think he was her son.
什么 布里都当外婆了 Wait. Bree's a grandmother?
我怎么不知道 How did I not know this?
亲爱的 我要带宝宝去加布家 Okay, sweetie, I am taking the baby over to Gaby's.
我们要玩会扑克 我一会就回来 The girls are meeting for poker. I'll be back in a few.
你这就走了 You're not staying?
是啊 我打算去去就回 No. I'm really just doing a drive-by.
上星期 佩琪吐了加布一沙发 Last week, Paige spit up on Gaby's couch,
她现在可不大受欢迎 so now she's pretty much baby non grata.
何不把她交给我呢 Why don't you just leave her with me?
那你就能好好玩牌了 Then you can stay for your game.
但我们每次都玩好几个小时 But we usually play for a couple of hours.
亲亲我 Give me a kiss. Mwah.
如果有什么状况 你不就在隔壁吗 So? You'll be right next door if I need you.
别跟我开玩笑了 Oh, don't toy with me.
我只睡了两个小时 相当憔悴 I'm operating on two hours of sleep. I'm vulnerable.
去吧 我们会相处得很好 Go. We'll be fine.
我很喜欢照看我的小妹妹 I love watching my baby sister.
很有意思 It's fun.
佩妮·勒奈·斯加沃 Penny Lynn Scavo,
你绝对是我最最亲爱的宝贝 You are officially my favorite. Mwah!
我们要在遗嘱里把所有家产都留给你 We are gonna leave everything to you in our will.
考虑到我们家没什么钱 Keep in mind we're poor,
所以也就是意思意思而已 so it's rely more of a symbolic gesture.
听着 伙计们 Listen, guys,
在我们开始玩牌之前 Uh, before we start...
我有个秘密 一直没告诉大家 I've been keeping something from you,
但是我打算告诉你们了 but I'm gonna tell you
因为你们是我最亲密的老友 because you're my dearest and oldest friends.
当然 我认识你只有两个星期 Well, I've only known you two weeks,
但也不想很没礼貌地跟你说 你走吧 but I don't want to be rude and tell you to leave.
看这张照片 这是我的女儿格雷斯 See this picture? This is my daughter Grace.
上帝啊 加布 Oh, my God. Gaby.
真是难以想象你都经历了什么 I can't imagine what you're going through.
难以想象 你怎么协调的 I'd be out of my mind. How can you function?
一开始我们也是目瞪口呆 Well, we were knocked sideways at first,
但自从我们见到她后 一切都很顺利 but since we met Grace, it's been a blessing.
谢天谢地 这对夫妇很善良 Thank God the parents are lovely.
这简直就像新闻事件 I mean, this is the kind of thing you see on the news.
-还有谁知道这件事 -没什么人知道 - Who else knows about this? - Very few people,
我希望你们几个能替我保密 and I need you guys to keep it that way.
当然 我们会守口如瓶的 Well, of course we'll be discreet.
一定要啊 看在胡安妮塔的份上 Definitely, for Juanita's sake.
不用担心我 Oh, don't worry about me.
今天之前 我一直以为你叫胡安妮塔 Up until today, I thought you were Juanita.
告诉我们这是什么感觉 So... tell us what it was like.
非常棒 Amazing.
我看着她的眼睛 I looked into her eyes
感受着那种母女间的血脉相连 and felt that pull.
你怀了她九个月呢 Well, you carried her for nine months.
有一件特别感人的事情 There's this one thing she did that was incredibly moving.
她向我走来 She came up to me...
仅仅对我的包摸了两下 and within two seconds of touching my bag,
她就知道那包很贵 she knew it was expensive.
那真是历史性的时刻啊 Now that is a hallmark moment.
你不明白的 You don't understand.
当我还是小孩子的时候 When I was a kid,
我曾从我姑妈的发廊里偷走时尚杂志 I used to sneak "Vogues" out of my aunt's hair salon
然后做我自己的新款纸娃娃 and make my own high fashion paper dolls.
我很能体会 那个孩子 I know what it's like to be that kid,
脸贴着百货商店窗户 无比神往的那种滋味 with her face pressed against the department store window.
格雷斯简直就是当年的我 Grace is me at her age.
我决定要为她做点什么 so I decided to do something for her.
这是她的第一款香奈儿 Her own little starter Chanel.
你是史上最好的妈妈 You are the best mother ever.
保罗 Paul?
-你在干什么 -回家去 - What are you doing? - Please go home.
我只是想了解一下 I just wanna understand, that's all.
我们要搬到这里来吗 Are we going to move here?
不 No.
那你为什么要买下它 Then why would you buy this house?
这里一定有很多不愉快的回忆 It must be filled with so many unpleasant memories.
这里没有不愉快的回忆 I don't see any unpleasant memories.
我看到 I see the couch
我和妻子坐在一起喝早茶的沙发 where my wife and I would sit and have our morning coffe.
我看到摆在壁炉边上的圣诞树 I see the Christmas tree in the corner by the fireplace.
我看到 I see the chair
给儿子讲故事的时候 我曾坐过的椅子 where I would sit and read stories to my son.
在这所房子里 有人爱着我 I was loved in this house.
我在这里过着真正的婚姻生活 I had a real marriage here.
我们的婚姻也是真实的 保罗 Our marriage is real, Paul.
只是 It's just...
这对我来说很不容易 This is hard for me,
你又总是把事情瞒着我 and--and you keeping things from me
就让我更难做到了 doesn't make it any easier.
你说得对 You're right.
我们之间不应该有秘密 There should be no secrets between us.
这所房子之所以空着 就是因为秘密 Secrets are why this house is empty right now.
抱歉我迟到了 但当你听完我的理由后 Sorry I'm late, but I think you'll be happy
你一定会很高兴 when you hear why.
黑眼豆豆合唱团的票 第十五排中间的位置 Black Eyed Peas. Row 15, center.
是不是很酷 How cool is that?
哇 那真是 Wow, that's just...
-你喜欢他们 对吗 -当然了 - You like them, right? - Of course.
你听起来有点...兴致不高 You sound a little... underwhelmed.
不会的啊 No. Not at all.
我就是为摇滚而生的 I live to rock.
我可没你想象的那么老 You know, I'm not as old as you might think.
-外婆 -惊喜哦 - Grandma! - Surprise!
你们来干嘛 What are you doing here?
来看你 这整个周末我们就在这过了 Visiting. We're here all weekend.
你好 Um... hello.
嗨 金斯 Hi. Keith,
这是我女儿丹妮尔 这是我的... This is my daughter Danielle and this is my--
她的儿子本杰明 Her, uh, son Benjamin.
丹妮尔 这是我的朋友金斯 Danielle, this is my, um... friend Keith.
我们正打算...出门 We were just... going out.
外婆 外婆 看看我给你买了什么 Grandma! Grandma! Look what I bought you!
是拖鞋 It's slippers.
我外婆血液循环不太好 是吧 外婆 My grandma has bad circulation. Don't you, grandma?
别再那么叫我了 Please stop calling me that!
你...这个小可爱 You... precious child.
你们好不容易过来一次 You know what? You guys came all this way.
今晚应该好好聊聊 You should spend tonight together.
不不不 如果你们有活动 就去吧 No. No, no, no. If--if you guys had plans, you should go.
我们没事的 We'll be fine.
布里 没有什么能比家人更重要 Bree, there's--there's nothing more important than family.
我们再另约时间出去吧 We'll go out another time.
你真好 You're very sweet.
很高兴见到你们俩 Nice meeting both of you.
非常感谢 Uh, thank you so much.
我想我是听错了 Uh, I guess I heard wrong.
你看起来恢复得不错嘛 You seem to be bouncing back just fine.
你在说什么呢 What are you talking about?
你的朋友打电话说 When your friend called,
自从奥森离开后 你的日子很不好过 she said you were having a hard time since Orson left.
不会这么巧 Uh, by any chance,
我那朋友就是叫雷尼吧 is this friend named Renee?
她给我们买的是头等舱 She sent us first class tickets.
我真希望有这么一位朋友 I wish I had a friend like that.
相信我 你绝不会希望的 Oh, trust me, you don't.
快点 快点 Oh, come on. Come on.
搞什么鬼 What the hell?
玛克西恩 接电话 Maxine, pick up.
他们已经开始挂广告牌了 They're already putting up a billboard.
你说过短期内不会有广告的 You--you said they weren't gonna start advertising
噢 上帝啊 for a couple of--oh, my God!
等等 等等 停下来 Wait! Wait! Stop! Huh?
你不能把它挂在那 那是我 You--you can't put that up there! That's me.
那又怎么样 So?
大家会看到的 So--so people will see!
我的朋友会看到的 My friends will see!
女士 有那么一副好身材 Lady, with a body like that,
不会有人注意到你长什么样的 no one's even gonna notice you have a head.
不行 不行 你不能挂上去 停下来 No, no, no! No, no! You can't! No, stop! Oh!
-你在搞什么啊 -捍卫我的尊严 - What the hell are you doin'? - Protecting my dignity!
你好 麦克卢斯基夫人 Hey there, Mrs. Mmcclusky.
天气不错 你说是吗 Nice day, isn't it?
我见过更好的呢 你想干什么 I've seen better. What do you want?
你真直接 You're direct.
我就喜欢你这点 I love that about you.
事实上 我想知道 Truth is, I was wondering
你有没有兴趣把你的房子卖掉 if you had any interest in selling your home.
准备好再喜欢我一次吧 Well, get ready to love me again.
没兴趣 No.
你难道还没厌倦打理这个地方吗 Aren't you tired of caring for this place--
这么大的草坪还有这些台阶 The big lawn and all these stairs?
你的关心真令我感动 Yeah, your concern is touching.
你想耍什么花招 What's your game here?
我只是非常热爱这个街区 I just love this neighborhood so much,
我可不想看到这房子在你走后 I'd hate to see this house fall into the wrong hands
落入恶人之手 after you're gone.
我哪都不去 I'm not going anywhere.
希望你是对的 I hope you're right,
不过时光飞逝 but the years do have a way of flying by,
我觉得 你或许想趁着还占上风的时候 and I thought you might wanna unload this place
卖掉这个房子吧 while you still have the upper hand.
占上风 Upper hand?
没错 Yes.
现在你还很敏捷 Right now you're sharp as a tack.
不过总有一天 你会跌碎盆骨 But one day, your hip will break
或突然中风什么的 or you'll suffer a massive stroke,
医生将会对你说 and the doctors will say you can
你再也不能一个人生活 no longer live on your own.
而当那一天来临的时候 And when that day comes,
那些不像我这么关心你的买家们 potential buyers who don't care about you like I do
将会知道你是多么的绝望 will know that you're desperate.
他们会嗅着血腥味向你扑来 They'll smell the blood in the water.
你再不从我家门前滚开 People will start smelling your blood
我就让你血溅当场 if you don't get off my porch.
好吧 我不是有意来烦你 All right. Didn't mean to upset you.
我的提议依然有效 My offer still stands.
正如我所说 As I said,
这完全是出自我对这美丽的街区的热爱 it all comes from my great love for this beautiful neighborhood.
现在你可得小心那些台阶咯 Be careful on those stairs now.
看看是谁这么想念她的大姐姐啊 Oh! Look who's missing her big sister.
给你 你和她相处得还真好 There. You are really so good with her.
听着 我要去慢跑一圈 Listen, I'm gonna take a quick jog.
二十分钟后回来 Be back in 20 minutes.
-妈妈 -什么事 - Mom. - Yeah?
我今天有个测验 搭校车不能迟到 I've got a test today. I cannot be late for the bus.
我听得清清楚楚 I hear you loud and clear.
十五分钟后就回来 I'll be back in 15.
你也许该闻闻她的尿布 You might wanna smell her diaper.
我想她给你准备了份小礼物 I think she left you a little present.
勒奈特 Hey, Lynette?
我得和你谈谈 Um, I need to talk to you.
好啊 Sure.
你又开始慢跑了 Oh. You're jogging again.
你的小宝贝呢 Where's, uh, the baby?
佩妮在照看她 这真是最赞的事儿了 Uh, Penny is watching her. It is the most amazing thing.
只有当你像我这样生了这么多孩子时 Only when you've spawned as much as I have.
你知道有这么句真理吗 Do you learn the glorious truth--
大的可以照看小的 The older ones can watch the younger ones.
孩子怀了孩子 那可不好 Babies having babies-- bad.
不过孩子照看孩子 棒呆了 Babies raising babies-- genius!
真为你高兴 I'm happy for you.
你看上去并不高兴 You don't look happy.
所以我们才要谈谈 That's why we need to talk.
好吧 Okay.
她让她俩坐头等舱飞过来的 She flew them here first class?
真是典型的雷尼做派 That is vintage Renee.
贪婪的性欲和无尽的钱财 Yes, a voracious libido and unlimited funds--
致命的组合 A deadly combination.
明天晚上她要带金斯去吃饭 And now she's taking Keith to dinner tomorrow night.
你怎么知道的 How did you find that out?
他打电话问我这样可不可以 Well, he called to make sure it was okay--
当然不可以啦 但我能说什么 which, course, it isn't. But what could I say?
什么都别说 Don't say anything.
等她过马路的时候轧死她 Wait till she's crossing the street and then run her over.
不行 我太喜欢我的车了 No, I'm too fond of my car.
你不管怎样都得反击 You have to fight back somehow.
只有这样雷尼才能明白 It's the only thing Renee understands.
但怎么做呢 你比我更了解她 But how? I mean, you know her better than I do.
我该怎么做才能羞辱到她 What could I do to humiliate her?
她曾经跟个牛仔小丑睡过 She once slept with a rodeo clown...
不过他现在是议员了 But he's a senator now.
她的肚脐挺古怪的 Oh, she's got this really weird belly button.
不过当他发现的时候 But by the time he finds that out,
他们已经欲仙欲死了 they're already getting it on.
以前电视上一播《绿野仙踪》她就惊慌失措 She used to freak out whenever "The wizard of oz" was on TV.
为什么 Why?
我想估计是那些小矮人 Mm, I think it was the munchkins.
貌似她对那些小矮人 There's something about little people
神经过敏 that gives her the heebie-jeebies.
糟糕 佩妮上学要迟到了 Oh, crap! Penny's gonna be late for school.
抱歉没能帮上忙 Sorry I couldn't help.
没有 你帮了大忙 Oh, no. You helped.
佩妮 Penny!
对不起 我忘了带电话 I'm sorry! I forgot my phone!
拿好你的东西 我开车送你去 Uh, grab your stuff, and I'll drive you!
什么 What?
我上学去了 抱歉 佩妮留
我的小宝贝呢 Where's my baby?
别对着我妹呼气 Stop breathing on my sister!
你好 我是勒奈特·斯加沃 Hi. I'm Lynette Scavo.
我得找到我的女儿佩妮 I need to find my daughter penny.
我们一直在等你呢 Yeah. We've been expecting you.
校长办公室在后边 Principal's office is in the back.
谢谢你 Oh. Thank you.
你麻烦可大了 You're in so much trouble.
哈里斯校长
这么说 So...
你把你两个月大的孩子交给 You left your 2-month-old baby
你十一岁的孩子照顾 in the care of your 11-year-old daughter.
我还能说什么呢 What can I say?
我又不是那种直升机父母[随叫随到] I'm not one of those helicopter parents.
别这样 Come on.
让我喘口气吧 我养着五个孩子呢 Give me a break. I am raising five kids.
你根本不知道这有多难 You have no idea how hard that is.
八个 Eight?
不错 我们实力相当嘛 Well, clearly, you're very competitive.
我和佩妮谈过 I talked to Penny.
我想你应该知道 I think you should know
她帮你的比你意识到的要多得多 she's helping you out more than you realize.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
你知道佩妮睡觉时都带着婴儿监视器 Do you know Penny takes the baby monitor to bed with her
以便随时起床给孩子喂奶吗 so she can get up for the feedings?
是她? She does?
结果 As a result,
这可怜的孩子实在是筋疲力尽 the poor girl is exhausted.
昨天她在社会学课上居然睡着了 She fell asleep in social studies yesterday.
我完全不知道 I had no idea.
我的天啊 Oh, my gosh.
好的 佩妮回家以后我会跟她谈谈的 Yes, I will talk to Penny when she gets home,
我会解决的 and I will fix this.
是的 那样最好了 Yes, that would be nice.
好吧 Okay.
别再用你那种评头论足的腔调了 You know what? Enough with the judgmental tone.
得了吧 我们中谁又是个完美的母亲呢 Come on. Who among us is a perfect mother?
世界上最棒的妈妈
加布 Gaby.
出什么事了吗 Is everything okay?
是的 没出什么事 Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine.
但愿格雷斯在家 I was just hoping Grace would be home.
我觉得 如果想见孩子的话 I thought we were supposed to call first
应该事先打个电话 if we wanted to see the kids.
我知道 我知道 不过我住得又不远 I know, I know, but I was in the neighborhood.
她在家吗 Uh, is she here?
不在 No.
好吧 你能替我把这个给她吗 Okay. Well, could you give this to her for me?
谢谢你 不过格雷斯已经有手提包了 Thank you, but Grace already has a purse.
真的吗 是香奈儿的吗 Really? Is it Chanel?
不是 我们在跳蚤市场上花两美元买的 No. We bought it at a flea market for $2,
她自己也很喜欢 and she's very happy with it.
我知道 但你不觉得她会更喜欢这个吗 I know, but don't you think she'd like this one a little better?
只要她没看到 就不会 Not if she never sees it.
你以为我不想给我的孩子好东西吗 Don't you think I would like to give my children nice things?
我们和你不一样 We're not like you.
我们买不起奢侈品 We can't afford luxuries.
我们只能勉强买些生活必需品 We can barely afford the necessities.
如果你们需要帮助的话 Look, if you guys need help...
我们需要的是你能让我们做我们自己 What we need is for you to let us be who we are,
而不是做你 not who you are.
再见 加布 Goodbye, Gaby.
拜托 下次记得先打电话 Please, call next time.
我说我还有一个月的 You said I had a month.
我说的是 我以为还有一个月 I said I thought it was a month.
这是互联网 一切都瞬息万变 It's the Internet. Everything moves very fast.
有多少广告牌 How many billboards are there?
他们说的是有个大型广告宣传活动 They talked about a big ad campaign,
所以我猜应该还蛮多的 so I guess a lot.
你得打电话给他们 You have got to call them.
叫他们停下 或者换上别的女孩 Get them to stop it, or at least put some other girl up there.
什么都行 Something!
亲爱的 我试过提醒你 Honey, I tried to warn you.
现在局势已经不是我能控制的了 It's beyond my control now.
求求你 帮帮我吧 Please help me.
要是麦克在广告牌上看到我这样搔首弄姿 What if Mike sees me splayed across that billboard?
他一定会认出那些内裤 He's gonna recognize those panties!
那是他送我的周年纪念日礼物 He gave them to me for our anniversary!
我打个电话吧 I'll make a call.
我很抱歉我把宝宝带去学校了 I'm sorry I took the baby to school.
我有个数学测验 我不想迟到 I had a math test, and I didn't want to be late.
亲爱的 Hey, sweetie. Hey. Hey.
你什么都没做错 You didn't do anything wrong.
错的是我 I did.
过来 坐下 Come here. Sit down.
我知道了 你晚上一直 I understand you've been taking the baby monitor
带着婴儿监视器 into your room at night.
只有这样你才能睡着 Just so you can sleep.
我很感激 I appreciate that,
我很感激你经常帮忙 and I appreciate how often
照顾你的小妹妹 you have been looking after your little sister.
我知道你很想去见你的朋友 Well, I know how you like to go see your friends
还有出去跑步什么的 and go jogging and stuff.
是的 我是很想 Yeah, I do.
你做那些事的时候整个人都变了 And you're different when you get to do those things.
你笑得更多 脾气也没那么古怪 You laugh more. You're not as cranky.
你熬夜和我们玩棋盘游戏 You stay up late and play board games with us.
我更喜欢那样的老妈 I like that mommy better.
我也更喜欢那样的老妈 I like that mommy better, too.
不过你的任务不是照顾我 But it's not your job to take care of me.
你的任务是 Your job is to...
看电视还有狂吃糖果 watch television and eat way too much candy.
而我的任务是确保你不用操心其他 And my job is to make sure that's all your job is.
好吧 Okay.
去吧 Off you go.
那 That...
真是贴心啊 was really sweet.
我知道 I know.
给我找个保姆 Get me a nanny.
什么 What?
我快顶不住了 I am drowning here.
你听到佩妮的话了 You heard what Penny said.
我已经不再是我自己了 I'm not myself anymore.
我不是在拿这些孩子出气 And when I'm not taking it out on the kids,
就是在利用他们 所以我需要帮助 I'm taking advantage of them. So I need help.
要不我多干点活 How about if I pitch in more?
汤姆 Oh, Tom.
真是个贴心但又空洞的提议 What a lovely, hollow offer
你从没兑现过 that you'll never back up.
给我找个保姆 Get me a nanny.
你给八岁的小女孩 You bought an 8-year-old girl
买了1400块的包 a $1,400 purse?
听好了 只是一个包 又没买全线配套钱夹什么的 Oh, listen up. It's not like I got her the matching wallet.
卡门怎么说 So what did Carmen say?
她上演了一出《愤怒的葡萄》 She went all "Grapes of wrath" on me,
那个女人就是不让她女儿用好东西 'cause god forbid that woman let her daughter have nice things.
"那个女人"是她母亲 "That woman" Is her mother,
这件事上我赞成她的做法 and I'm with her on this.
你没有权力给格雷斯买这么昂贵的礼物 You have no right to give grace expensive gifts.
-我当然有权力 -为什么 - Yes, I do. - Why?
因为她天生就应该享用这些 Because she was supposed to have all this stuff!
我们本该买给她的 We were supposed to give it to her.
这就是我不想找她的原因 This is why I didn't want us to look for her,
因为我们不知道找到之后会发生什么 because we had no idea what would happen once we found her.
但你还是去找了 我们见到了她 But you looked, and we met her,
现在我们都很爱这个孩子 and now we're falling in love with this girl.
但如果你再缠着他们 And if you spook these people,
他们会带她离开 永远不让我们找到 they can take her away from us forever.
早啊 麦克卢斯基夫人 你今天好吗 Morning, Mrs. Mccluskey. How are you today?
我感觉好极了 很抱歉让你失望了 I feel great. Sorry to disappoint you.
什么啊 Oh. Oh--what?
我刚做完年度体检 Just had my annual physical.
医生说我还能多活好几年呢 Doc says I'm gonna be around for years.
所以转告你那秃鹫老公 So you can tell that vulture husband of yours
去找别人的尸体下手吧 he'll have to pick at someone else's carcass.
你在说什么呢 What are you talking about?
闻起来真香 Something smells good.
我在做炖菜呢 I'm making stew.
今天过得如何 So... how was your day?
还行 Fine.
有什么趣闻吗 Anything interesting happen?
没有 没什么 No, not really.
你没有... You didn't...
跟什么人聊聊吗 talk to anyone?
谁会跟我聊天 Who would talk to me?
我去洗手了 I'm gonna go wash up.
你会喜欢海胆的 You are going to love the sea urchin.
看起来少点什么 Looks a little sketchy.
我吃过的大部分鱼类 Most of the fish I eat
都是跟薯条一起装在篮子里的 comes in a basket with fries.
你真有趣 You're funny.
你会吃放在篮子里的东西 And you eat out of a basket.
我喜欢 I like that.
没什么事吧 Everything okay?
我只是以为我看见了... I just thought I saw...
无所谓了 Never mind.
话说回来 So... anyway,
我想吃晚饭之后 去酒吧玩玩 I thought after dinner we could go to a club.
你喜欢爵士乐吗 What do you think of jazz?
跟海胆一样陌生 I think it's the sea urchin of music.
你看见了吗 Okay, um, did you see that?
看见什么 See what?
大概没什么吧 It was probably nothing. Um...
我以为我看见了 I thought I saw--
好吧 你是... Okay, you're...
只是个孩子 You're just a kid.
你到底怎么了 What is the matter with you?
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我不想让你觉得我很古怪 I don't want you to think I'm odd.
是这样 当我还是个孩子的时候 Y-you see, when... I was a child,
有一次去马戏团 There was this incident
发生了一个意外 at the circus.
从那以后 And ever since then,
我就非常害怕... I have always been terrified of--
嗨 我是不是认识你 Hey! Don't I know you?
把他赶走 把他赶走 把他赶走 Get him away! Get him away! Get him away!
怎么了 What's wrong?!
他是不是长着很小的手 Is he there with his tiny hands?
我不能看他的小手 I can't look at his tiny hands!
我很抱歉 I am--I am so sorry.
我不知道她在干嘛 I don't know what the hell she's doing.
没关系 It's okay.
显然我认错人了 Obviously, I made a mistake.
我的天 他走了吗 我不敢回头 Oh, my God. Did he go? I can't look.
他走了 He's gone.
下来吧 So come down.
大家都看着我们呢 Everyone is staring.
你真该看看她脸上的表情 You should've seen the look on her face.
我没法看到她 但我听见了她的尖叫 Well, I couldn't see her, but I certainly heard her...
真是太动听了 And it was magnificent.
很高兴能帮到你 再见 布里 Happy to help out. Bye, Bree.
教堂见 See ya in church.
9000块 $9,000?
拜托 我的合伙人可是斥巨资 Hey, my partners spent a lot of money
印制这些广告牌 printing those billboards.
他们同意不把这些广告牌挂出去 And they'll agree not to put them up,
但损失不能由他们来承担 but they are not gonna eat the cost.
宝贝 我真的尽全力了 Honey, I did the best I could.
他们开价可是一万二呢 I talked them down from $12,000.
可这仍然是个大数目 It's still a huge hit.
付了这笔钱 我们又要被打回原点了 I mean, it puts us right back where we were
回到我刚开始干这行的时候 before I started doing this stuff.
我知道 I know.
而且麦克要是注意到家里少了钱 And what's Mike gonna say when he notices
他会怎么想呢 the money is missing?
天啊 我还没想到这一点 Oh, god. I hadn't even thought of that.
也许我该让他们把广告牌挂出去 Maybe I should just let them put up the billboards.
这样至少他杀了我时 我还小有名气 At least then when he kills me, I'll be famous.
其实 还有别的法子 You know, there is another way.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
你可以把那笔钱挣回来 而且很快 Well, you could earn that money back, and fast, too.
但你必须... But you'd have to...
算了 当我没说 Never mind. Forget I said anything.
不不 要怎么做 No, no. What? What--what is it?
我们网站还提供其他一些服务 Well, there are other services our web site provides--
因为你之前说的那些原则 Things I've kept hidden from you
我一直没让你知道 because of the boundaries you've set.
但如果你愿意 But if you're willing to go
打破那些原则... beyond those boundaries...
你是在说卖淫吗 Are you talking about prostitution?
当然不是 God, no!
完全不沾边 Nothing like that!
只是以更大胆的一面上镜 Just private on screen interactions
做一些私人的在线互动 of a... racier nature.
有多大胆 How racy?
那要看你需要挣多少钱了 How much money do you wanna make?
哇哇扫帚网 www.vavavabroom.com
你怎么能这样 How dare you.
早上好 雷尼 Good morning, Renee.
你怎么能利用别人儿时痛苦的回忆 How dare you exploit a traumatic childhood memory.
没错 我是听说你跟小矮人有些过节 Yes, I heard you had some sort of episode with a little person.
瞧 他跟着你来了 Oh, look. He followed you home.
真有趣 我在想如果我告诉金斯 Very funny. I wonder how Keith will react
是你毁了我们的约会 他会作何反应 when I tell him it was you who ruined our date.
他要是发现你利用我孙子 About the same as when he finds out
破坏了我们的约会 反应也差不多吧 you used my grandson to ruin ours.
金斯来了 Oh. Here's Keith now.
我们何不问问他想跟谁在一起 Why don't we ask him who he wants to be with?
我们不能 We can't...
这样逼他做选择 put him on the spot like that.
布里 你脸都红了 Bree, you're getting all red.
你是太热了 还是害怕了 Is that a hot flash or you just losing your nerve?
我就要做完那些壁烛台 I was gonna finish up with those sconces.
这儿没什么事吧 Everything okay here?
没什么 Not exactly.
我们能问你个问题吗 Can we ask you something?
如果你得在... If you had to choose between...
森林绿和棕色之间 Forest green or brown
选择窗框的颜色 你会选哪个 for the trim, which would you prefer?
我想 森林绿吧 Forest green... I guess.
太好了 你何不去一趟五金店 Great. Then why don't you, uh, run down to the hardware store
让他们给弄一批呢 and have them mix you up a batch?
快去快回 Scoot.
布里 你怎么了 你怕你会输吗 What's the matter, bree? Afraid you'll lose?
你知道吗 You know what?
我想我是怕输 I think I am.
他是你的了 He's all yours.
这可不是开玩笑 我以为你喜欢他的 Well, that's not any fun. I thought you liked him.
我是喜欢 但我不知道他是怎么想的 I do but I don't get his references.
我不能像他那样熬夜到很晚 I can't stay up late like he does.
我最近够蠢的了 I'm being silly.
我觉得自己就像 人们常嘲笑的那种人 I feel like one of those cliche people make fun of
绝望而饥渴的离婚妇女 the desperate, predatory divorcee.
你是说就像我这样 You mean like me?
是啊 Well, yeah.
你知道人们为什么嘲笑我们吗 Do you know why people make fun of us?
因为他们嫉妒 They're jealous,
因为我们还有勇气争取自己想要的 because we still have the guts to go after what we want.
你觉得他能让你幸福吗 You think he can make you happy?
我想是的 I think so.
那就去争取吧 Then go for it.
这是我给你的祝福 My gift to you.
你为什么对我这么好 Why are you being so nice to me?
基于昨天晚饭的遭遇 Based on my dinner under the rainbow last night,
我宁愿你做我的朋友而不是敌人 I'd rather have you as a friend than an enemy.
快去吧 Now go.
金斯 等等 我跟你一起去 Keith, hang on! I think I'll join you!
你邀请我们过来 真是太好了 Uh, really nice of you to have us over.
-也许下次你可以来我们家 -当然 - Maybe next time you can come to our house. - Absolutely.
经过了那些不幸的遭遇 You know, I think it's great
我们最后还能做朋友 that out of this unfortunate situation,
我觉得太好了 We could all end up being friends.
是啊 我们真走运 Yes. We're very lucky people.
你肯定抓不住我 你肯定抓不住我 Bet you can't catch me! Bet you can't catch me!
现在我们从面团上揪一小撮 So now we pinch off a small piece of masa,
然后揉成一个球 and you roll it into a ball.
这样够大吗 Is this big enough?
这样太完美了 It's perfect. Ay.
我真喜欢你家 索利斯太太 I really love your house Mrs. Solis.
谢谢你 宝贝 Oh, well, thank you, honey.
你想参观参观吗 Would you like a tour?
-好呀 -来吧 - Uh-huh. - Come on.
哇 这里太大了 Wow. It's so big.
你卧室里竟然有电视机 You have a TV in your bedroom?
真幸运 Lucky.
是啊 我们非常走运 Yes, we are very lucky.
这是首饰盒吗 Is that a jewelry box?
你想打开看看吗 You want to take a look?
好啊 Yeah.
它们都太漂亮了 It's all so pretty.
我真想快点长大 I can't wait till I grow up
就能戴这些美丽的首饰了 so I can have beautiful things.
你喜欢这条 You like that?
这是我用第一次当模特挣到的钱买的 It's a gift I bought myself with my first big modeling check.
我想把它送给你 你该戴好看的东西 I want you to have it. You deserve beautiful things.
我不知道 我妈可能会生气的 I don't know. My mom might get mad.
那这就当是...我们之间的小秘密 Then we'll make it... our little secret.
谢谢你 Thank you.
有一天我也想有一个那样的包 I want a purse like that someday.
我保证你会有的 Well, then I'm gonna make sure you get it.
这是一只手提包 It's called a purse,
每个女人都知道 and as every woman knows,
任何东西都可以装进里面 it can hold just about anything...
婴儿的奶瓶 From a bottle for a baby...
消灾用的支票 to a check for protection...
友人的礼物 to a gift for a new friend.
无论你在包里发现了什么 Whatever you find inside,
有一点 是肯定的... There's one thing you can be sure of...
每个手提包 都暗含着它女主人的故事 Every purse says something about the woman who owns it...
无论她自己是否知道 Whether she knows it or not.