《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives...
我真舍不得你走 I really don't want you to go.
唯有这样我们才能攒够钱 This will make us enough money
把保罗赶出我们的房子 to get Paul out of our house.
麦克接了一份在阿拉斯加的工作 Mike took a job in Alaska.
我尽量做到对你彬彬有礼 I'm trying to treat you like a lady.
布里开始了一段认真的感情 Bree's new romance got serious.
这么说 你喜欢我本来的样子 So you're saying you like me how I am.
非常喜欢 Very much.
保罗的新娘让他忍无可忍 Paul's bride pushed him to the breaking point.
我要你这周末离开 I want you gone by the end of the week.
但她被再三叮嘱 But she was strongly encouraged...
再见 妈妈 Bye, mama.
要挽回自己的婚姻 To save her marriage.
难堪 Humiliation--
无论如何 都让我们 It's something we all try to avoid...
试图避而远之 Whenever possible.
但不幸的是 But unfortunately,
有时我们会难免陷于难堪之境 there are some days when we can't help but fall...
尴尬万分 flat on our face.
你还好吗 You okay?
没事 有点窘 不过 还好 I'm fine! Mortified, but... whew! Fine.
发生什么事了 What happened?
不知道 我当时在想天真热啊 I don't know. I was... thinking about how hot it was,
没注意我都滑到哪去了 and I didn't pay attention to where I was going.
刚才有一瞬间 Oh. For a second there,
我以为你是故意摔的呢 I was wondering if you fell on purpose.
故意 On purpose?
摔断腿是个很好的借口 A broken leg would be a great excuse
可以不必跟我父母见面 to get out of dinner with my parents.
别傻了 我很期待跟你父母会面 Don't be silly. I'm looking forward to meeting your parents.
我们能坐会吗 Can we sit for a minute?
我真是有点受不了这高温了 The heat is really starting to get to me.
真的吗 没那么热啊 Really? It's not that hot.
你开玩笑吧 感觉就像 Are you kidding? It feels like...
有人生起了炉子 ..someone turned on a furnace!
你还好吧 是不是我逼你逼得太紧 Are you okay? Have I been pushing you too hard?
不 不 我从没这么自在呢 No, no! I'm having the time of my life.
只是可能要休息那么一小会 Whew. I just need to rest for a tiny little...
是怎么回事 So what happened?
我不太确定 I'm not exactly sure.
她很可能是操劳过度 She probably just overexerted herself.
这太尴尬了 This is beyond embarrassing.
那有个卖柠檬水的 There's a lemonade stand over there.
我是不是该给她弄点喝的 Should I get her something to drink?
好主意 她可能有点脱水 Good idea. She might be dehydrated.
不可能 我一小时前刚喝了一瓶水 This is ridiculous. I had a bottle of water an hour ago.
而且我也没操劳过度 我状态好极了 And I did not overexert myself. I happen to be in very good shape.
你的心率有点上升了 Your heart rate is a bit elevated.
很可能是因为周围有陌生人盯着我看 Well, probably from the stress of having all these strangers gawk at me.
天哪 Oh, my lord.
又来了 你看到了吗 It's happening again. Do you see this?
就像是一阵热浪流过全身 It's like a wave of heat just... coursing through my body.
我这是怎么了 中风了吗 What is happening to me? Am I having a stroke?
亲爱的 你这不过是潮热而已 Honey, you're just having a hot flash.
-什么 -是的 没什么大不了 - A what? - Yeah, it's no big deal.
我们都有面对身体变化的这一天 We all have to go through the change sometime.
等等 你是说 Wait, are you saying...
是的 你的更年期开始了 Yep. You've started menopause.
难堪 Humiliation...
现在查出是什么毛病了吗 So did we figure out what was wrong?
人人都避而远之 It's something we all try to avoid.
没什么大不了的 她不过是 It's no big deal. She just had--
消化不良 Indigestion.
我真不该让你给我买那个热狗 I never should've let you buy me that hot dog.
特别是对于跟比自己小的男人约会的女人 Especially women who date... younger men.
郊区的早晨往往是 It was morning in suburbia--
女人们照料丈夫的时间 a time for women to attend to their husbands' needs.
汤姆·斯加沃的妻子为他翻开体育版新闻 And while Tom Scavo's wife was setting out the sports section,
卡洛斯·索利斯的妻子给他掸去西装上的线头 And Carlos Solis' wife was removing lint from his suit...
罗伊·班德的妻子替他清洗假牙 And Roy Bender's wife was cleaning his dentures...
保罗·杨的妻子则在休息 Paul Young's wife was resting
因为她已经伺候了她的丈夫 because she had already attended to her husband's needs...
一整夜 all night long.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谢什么 For what?
这最美妙的一晚 For the most amazing night.
这么说我没令你失望吧 So I didn't disappoint you?
你在开玩笑吧 Are you kidding?
那我就开心了 I'm so glad.
我得说 对一个处女来讲 I must say, for a virgin,
你算是相当开放的了 you were certainly open-minded.
我这辈子都在听人们谈论性 My whole life, I heard people talk about sex.
他们总是很看重性 They always made such a big deal about it.
不过别误会 And don't get me wrong,
我也觉得性爱很有趣 it was very interesting.
不过这样静静地躺着 But lying here quietly...
是我最喜欢的部分 This is my favorite part.
很棒吗 对吧 It's wonderful, isn't it?
那你要不要再来一次 So would you like to do it again?
我听说男人喜欢清晨性爱 I hear that men like sex in the morning.
我得说 你还真是研究对了 I must say, so far, your research is flawless.
贝丝 看来得改天再说了 Beth, I'm gonna need a rain check.
-为什么 -我有生意上的事 - Why? - I have business to attend to.
那人是谁 Who is that man?
德里克·耶格 我的狱友 Derek Yeager, my cellmate from prison.
你考虑过我的提议吗 So have you thought about my offer?
考虑过 I have.
我确实认为做室内设计生意 I actually think starting an interior design business
很有趣 is... interesting.
有趣 应该说是天才想法 Interesting? It's--it's genius.
你知道我多有艺术眼光 You know what an artistic eye I have.
天哪 你不会真要 Oh, my God. Oh, are you doing
当我的面这么做吧 what I think you're doing?
如果你是以为 If you think
我要把乳头塞到我女儿嘴里 I'm trying to stuff my boob in my daughter's mouth,
那就是了 then yes.
太不自然了 Ugh. It's so unnatural.
那么 So...
你觉得怎样 What do you say?
我负责忽悠客户 充当公司门面 I will woo the clients, be the face of the company,
你来做运营 Uh, while you do all the business-y stuff.
做自己的老板当然不错 It would be nice to be my own boss.
好啊 Okay.
我参加 如果是在你家上班的话 I'm in. And if we work out of your place,
我还能把宝宝带上 I can bring the baby with me.
那 那可不行 Ooh, well, that... won't work.
我家有很多金属和利器 Everything at my place is metal and sharp.
不 没有啊 No, it isn't.
那么我会多买点金属和利器带回家 Well, then I'll have metal and sharp things brought in.
婴儿不准进我家 No babies in my house.
那我们就在这儿工作 Well, then we'll have to work here.
是啊 潜在客户 Right. Potential clients
要是走进这乱七八糟的地方 will be so impressed
一定会让他们印象深刻的 When they walk into this... tipped-over hamper.
去找个保姆 Get a nanny.
我已经在找了 I've been trying.
-哪有那么容易啊 -那我去找一个 - It's not that easy. - Well, then I'll find someone.
一定会有值得托付并且急需用钱的 Mm, there's gotta be some poor schlub out there
可怜虫 等着这份工作呢 Who's trustworthy and desperate for money.
我不喜欢这种 I don't like this kind.
宝贝 这种更便宜 Oh, honey, it's cheaper.
但它没有抽奖 But it doesn't have a prize.
吃这种麦片的奖品 The prize that comes with this cereal
就是我们还能再买牛奶了 Is we can afford the milk.
六十一块四毛八 Okay, that's $61.48.
减价完还要这么多 Even with all the coupons?
好吧 Well...
包里真没钱了 Nothing in there.
我看看我有什么不用的 Let me see if I can put something back. Uh...
我家的衣物不用那么柔顺 My fabric doesn't have to be that soft.
而且对了 And hey.
吃肉是杀生 对吧 Meat is murder, right?
这里充二十 Okay, you know, just put $20 on this
剩下我付现金 And I'll pay the rest in cash.
你想愿意捐一美元给圣马修的孩童吗 Care to donate a dollar to St. Matthew's kids?
什么 What?
为了穷苦的人们 It's for poor people.
你捐一美元 我就摇次铃 You give a dollar, I ring the bell,
这样大家都知道你有爱心了 Everyone knows you donated.
你那穿孔是不是影响了视力 Has that piercing affected your sight?
我连一分一毫都拿出来了 I'm counting pennies here.
女士 每位顾客我们这样问的 Lady, we're supposed to ask everyone.
冷静一下 Calm down.
怎么冷静 "Calm down"?
我连孩子喜欢的麦片都买不起 Yeah, I can't afford to buy my kid the cereal he likes.
他就要吃这种纸盒装的垃圾了 He's gotta eat this cardboard crap.
往募捐箱里投五美分 Ooh! Nickel in the swear jar!
以前都是投二十五美分的 And that used to be a quarter in the swear jar.
我们连自己的爱心都不得不缩减了 We've even had to mark down our swears.
所以别跟我提帮助穷人 So don't talk to me about the poor
因为我就是穷人 'cause I am the poor!
而我在收银台的小小募捐箱呢 Where's my little jar at the checkout stand?!
根本不存在 There is none!
别往心里去 她也凶了我们的干洗工 Don't feel bad. She screamed at our dry cleaners, too.
你又把肉糜卷做糊了 Your burnt the meat loaf again?
有点脆而已 晾会就好了 It's just a little crispy. It'll be fine.
干嘛拿出那些蜡烛和上好的瓷器 And what's with the candles and the good china?
到我们的周年纪念日了吗 Is it our anniversary?
你干嘛打我 Ow! Why are you hitting me?
因为你对我的话充耳不闻 Because you don't listen to me.
我昨晚跟你说过了鲍勃要来坐客 I told you last night Bob was coming for dinner.
想起来了 Oh, right.
鲍勃 Bob.
怎么又打我 What was that for?
忘了我们的周年纪念日 Not knowing when our anniversary is.
你说得出是哪天吗 Okay. When is it?
我没空和你闲扯 鲍勃随时都会到 I don't have time for this! Bob is gonna be here any second.
我必须和你们一起吃吗 Do I have to eat with you guys?
我和鲍勃根本不是同一类人 Bob and I have nothing in common.
抱歉他不会像男人一样说 I'm sorry he's not all...
"昨晚看球了吗" "See the game last night?
"看她的大胸" Check out the jugs on her.
"嘿 我要放个屁" Hey, pull my finger!"
我只说过一次 I did that one time.
出席我堂兄葬礼时 At my cousin's funeral!
你说的没错 You're right.
我和你附庸风雅的同性恋男友格格不入 I am unfit to socialize with your classy gay boyfriend.
我还是自己吃吧 边吃边看比赛 I should be forced to eat by myself... in front of the game.
不行 你必须得和鲍勃一起进餐 No. You are having dinner with Bob,
这才是今晚的意义所在 and that is all there is to it!
看在上帝的份上 For god sakes,
他帮我们找到了亲生的女儿 he helped us find our biological daughter.
我们欠了他一个人情 不能忘恩负义 We owe him more than we can ever repay.
所以我们应该带他去吃顿大餐 Then shouldn't we take him out for a nice meal
而不是强迫他吃你做的像煤团似的肉糜卷 instead of forcing him to eat that briquette you call meat loaf?
希望炖肉不是很干 I hope the pot roast isn't too dry.
很美味 It's good.
他有前科 He's an ex-con.
碗里没有玻璃渣 他就很开心了 He's just happy there's no ground glass in it.
你们俩再次见面一定很开心 It must be nice for you two to see each other again.
你们做了多久的室友 Uh, how long were you roommates?
狱友 我和耶格在一起两年了 Cellmates. Yeager and I spent two years together.
彼此力挺 We kind of... looked out for each other.
真感人 That's lovely.
耶格 我能问问 If I may ask, Yeager, what were you, uh...
你犯了什么罪 I believe the phrase is "In for"?
有时候 当人们偷了东西 Sometimes when people steal stuff...
他们转手给另外一个人贩卖 They give it to another guy who sells it for 'em.
销赃犯 Yes. A "Fence."
正解 Right.
我杀了那个销赃犯 I killed a fence.
那是怎么发生的 Well, how about that?
这个秘密 我们还是不说为好 Uh, we may wanna keep that story to ourselves.
街坊们要是知道了 I'm sure the people on the lane
新邻居是被判过刑的凶手 would be unsettled to learn that
一定会坐立不安 their new neighbor was a convicted murderer.
邻居 Neighbor?
是的 Yes.
耶格会在我以前的房子里住上一阵 Yeager's going to be staying at my old house for a while.
他要为我做点事 He's doing a little work for me.
什么事 What kind of work?
这你不用担心 It's nothing you need to worry about.
我不担心 我只是想了解 I'm not worried about it. I just wanna know.
亲爱的 我不是把你当外人 Darling, I'm not trying to exclude you.
我是在保护你 I'm trying to protect you.
保护我什么 From what?
贝丝 我们好好吃饭吧 还有客人呢 Beth, let's enjoy our dinner. We have a guest.
这张是格雷斯在万圣节时照的 Ah. And this was Grace at halloween.
-她真漂亮 加布 -很甜美 - Oh, she's beautiful, Gaby. - And so sweet.
能这样了解她 真是太幸运了 Getting to know her has been such a blessing.
我和卡洛斯对你感激不尽 Carlos and I will never be able to thank you enough.
我只是打了几通电话而已 Hey, I just made some calls.
不 你功德无量 改变了我们的生活 No, you did more than that. You changed our lives.
我们想给你这些 以表我们的谢意 We wanted to give you these... As a token of our appreciation.
贵宾席 音乐剧"猫" Orchestra seats to... "Cats."
怎么了 我以为你喜欢音乐剧呢 What's wrong? I thought you love Musicals.
李喜欢 他每场必到 That was Lee. He was the show queen.
当我发现他看了六场"安妮" When I found out he saw "Annie" Six times,
我都想痛扁他一顿 even I wanted to gay bash him.
好吧 我给你点别的票 Oh. Okay, well, I wanna get you tickets to something.
你喜欢歌剧吗 Do you like the opera?
花式溜冰 Figure skating?
选美比赛 Beauty pageants?
芭芭拉演唱会 Barbra?
抱歉 Sorry.
有没有想过李和你分手是因为你不是同性恋 Ever think the reason Lee broke up with you is you're not gay?
我说什么好 Hey, what can I say?
给我一瓶啤酒 来场大学篮球赛 Give me a beer and a college basketball game,
我会乐不可支 I'm happy.
开玩笑 今年的你喜欢谁 You're kidding. Who you like this year?
公爵队是今年最先回归的 Well, Duke's got most of its starters coming back this year,So...
你是用这张嘴亲的男生吗 Hey, hey, hey! You kiss boys with that mouth?
鲍勃 我从不缺篮球票 Bob, I get basketball tickets all the time.
你这周想去看吗 You wanna go to a game this week?
真的吗 Are you serious?
我去 今晚就有比赛 Oh, I'm in. You know, there's a game on tonight.
吃完餐后甜点 我们可以打开 Maybe after dessert, we can turn on--
怎么了 What's wrong?
我以为我了解你 I thought I knew you.
突然间 你开始谈论啤酒和篮球了 Now all of a sudden, you're talkin' beer and basketball?
-就像你不是一个 -一般人嘴中的同性恋 - It's like you're not even a... - A tired gay stereotype?
没错 真是让人沮丧 Exactly. It's very upsetting.
咱俩看球吧 Tell you what, let us watch the game.
中场休息的时候 我会回来告诉你 During halftime, I'll come back in and tell you
你穿杜嘉·班纳牌子的衣服有多漂亮 how great you look in your Dolce & Gabbana.
范思哲 Versace.
去吧 我现在瞧不惯你 Just go. I can't even look at you right now.
更年期 你还不到岁数 Menopause? You're not old enough to be going through menopause.
更重要的是 我还没老到 And more importantly, I'm not old enough
有个正经历更年期的朋友 to have a friend going through menopause.
这对我来说完全是攻其不备 This has completely blindsided me.
在和金斯相处的几周里 我好像重生了 These last few weeks being with Keith, I have felt so alive.
年轻时都没这种感觉 但是现在 Even when I was young, I didn't feel this young. But now--
我不想打断你的死刑宣判 Oh, I hate to spoil the announcement of your death sentence,
但生活还得继续 but life does go on.
而且还有好的一面 在我暴跳如雷的同时 And there is an upside. I'd love to skip
没有那每月三天的尴尬 我也很乐意 those three days a month when I'm cranky and irritable.
只有三天 Just three days, huh?
没有比这个更糟糕的时候了 This couldn't have come at a worse time.
我相信这会结束我和金斯的关系 I'm sure it'll be the end of my relationship with Keith.
为什么这么说 Why do you say that?
-原因是 -"向大家介绍我的女朋友" - Oh, here's why-- - "Check out my girlfriend,
"就是身上有汗渍 "the one with the pit stains
需要补充雌性激素的那位" and the estrogen patch."
没错 现在他会去找精力充沛 年轻 Exactly. Now he'll be looking for some fresh, young thing
不需要补水 能照顾得了他的小孩们 who doesn't retain water and can still bear him children.
为什么要告诉他 So why tell him?
必须的 我们正在交往呢 I have to. We're in a relationship.
谁告诉你的 "保持单身的百科全书" Where'd you get that? "The big book of staying single"?
没有理由将你自己的全部 There is no reason you have to tell your boyfriend
都告诉你男友 the absolute truth about yourself.
是啊 我们总是向男人撒谎 Yeah, we lie to men all the time.
我可不是 I don't.
拜托 你从来不假装你喜欢足球吗 Oh, please. You're telling me you never pretended you like football?
或者假装对《三个臭皮匠》这部电影大笑 Mm, or laughed at a Three Stooges movie?
或者假装高潮 让他尽快完事 Or faked an orgasm just to make him stop?
正式声明一下 Hey, just for the record,
我喜欢足球 觉得《三个臭皮匠》很搞笑 I love football, stooges are damn funny,
而且我总是要不尽 And I've never asked a man to stop.
有意思 Interesting.
苏珊 我是雷尼·派瑞 Susan? Renee Perry here.
我和勒奈特开始做室内设计的生意 Listen, Lynette and I are starting a fabulous interior design business.
我听说你现在比较闲 Anyway, I hear you've got some time on your hands,
我们希望你来帮忙 and we could really use your help.
薪水适中 时间灵活 The pay's good, and the hours are flexible.
如果你有兴趣 Now we're at Lynette's
就来勒奈特家和我们谈谈 if you're interested.
发生什么事了 What just happened?
你妈妈刚刚得到了一份室内设计的工作 Oh! Your mommy just got a job as an interior designer!
用梣木 ...with that ash.
苏珊 Susan!
我一收到雷尼的留言就赶过来了 I came over as soon as I got Renee's message.
我很乐意帮忙 Oh, I would love to help you guys out.
我跟她说了工作的事情 I told her about the job.
雷尼 Renee...
为何不呢 Oh, why not?
显而易见她已经破产了 She's obviously flat broke.
如果生活一帆风顺 No one lives downwind
没有人会选择住在宠物店里 from a pet store by choice.
这是事实 我需要工作 It's true. I need to work.
很显然 你完全胜任 Well, obviously, you're more than qualified,
但你确定不觉得尴尬吗 我们是朋友 but are you sure it won't be weird? I mean, we're friends.
我觉得反而是优势 Oh, I think that's a plus.
我只想确认一下 I just wanna make sure that...
看在上帝的份上 她想当你家的保姆 Oh, for god sake, the woman wants to be your nanny.
雇她吧 Hire her.
我可不想就这样毁了我和闺蜜的友情 Excuse me for not wanting to ruin one of my closest friendships.
你就不担心我们在一起工作 You didn't worry that working together
会毁掉我们的友情 would ruin our friendship.
动动脑子 Go figure.
如果你觉得没问题 Well, if you're cool with this,
我希望你现在就开始工作 意下如何 I would love you to start right away. What do you think?
我亲爱的朋友刚刚给了我份工作 I-I think my dear friend just offered me a job.
我怎么会拒绝呢 How could I say no?
范德坎普太太 Mrs. Van de kamp?
你好 我是维内尔医生 Hi. I'm Dr. Wagner.
我一般是找夏派罗医生看的 Oh. Um, I usually see Dr. Shapiro.
她休产假去了 She's on maternity leave.
还真是在我伤口上撒盐啊 Oh. Well, there's some salt in the wound.
你是来咨询关于更年期的问题吧 Yes, so I see you're here to talk about menopause.
说真的 你可是问对了人 And frankly, you're in luck.
我不光是当了二十年的妇科医生 In addition to being a gynecologist for 20 years,
自己本身也正处于更年期 I am going through the change myself.
是不是糟透了 Is it awful?
其实我把它看作是一种奖励 The way I look at it, we've earned this.
就像是恪尽职守地工作 It's like getting a watch
退休后得到了一块手表作为奖励 when you retire from a job well done.
你说得对 I suppose,
但我还是希望你能够 but still, I was hoping you could
想办法减轻我的症状 give me something to mask the symptoms.
是这样的 我不久前刚离婚 See, I'm recently divorced,
目前正在跟人交往 And I'm dating someone
而这个人比我小了很多 who is significantly younger than me.
我理解了 I understand.
顺便说句 真有你的啊 And might I add, check you out!
我不得不说 Well, I must say,
我个人强烈推荐姐弟恋 I highly recommend the younger man experience.
弟弟们的旺盛精力会使你朝气蓬勃 The stamina can be quite invigorating.
这我早有所闻 I've heard tell.
为了让爱情的小火苗继续熊熊燃烧 And in the interest of keeping this going
越久越好 as long as possible,
我已经做好了欺骗他的准备 I am prepared to... lie.
那么你能帮助我 So do you think you can help me
让我的更年期缓缓吗 put menopause on pause?
能啊 I think so.
在咱们这个年纪的女人有义务 We have a duty as woman of a certain age
去尽力维系一段干柴烈火般的爱情 to keep this sizzling relationship going.
我们来看看有哪些治疗方案吧 So let's talk about some therapies.
嗨 我刚好在附近 突然想到 Hey! I was in the neighborhood and thought,
最近好久没见到加布了 you know who I haven't seen lately? Gaby.
好吧 Okay.
我也很乐意和你叙叙旧 I'd love to catch up,
但现在都十一点了 but it's 11:00,
我也正打算要去... and I was about to go to
最近好吗 你这身打扮太赞了 So how are things? Love the highlights.
这双鞋子搭配得天衣无缝 You totally make those shoes work.
这只不过是拖鞋 They're slippers.
是吧 是吧 真有意思 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. So that was fun.
对了 最近有和鲍勃聊过吗 Hey, talked to Bob lately?
他最近有什么新动向吗 Anything new going on with Bob?
没有吧 I don't think so.
别替他掩饰了 他有新对象了 Don't cover for him. He's seeing someone.
你怎么会这么说呢 What makes you say that?
杰森告诉亨特 Jason told Hunter
亨特告诉塞尔吉奥 who told Sergio
塞尔吉奥再告诉我的 who told me
他说鲍勃已经连续三次被撞见 that Bob has been seen out three times
和一个健硕的拉丁男子在一起 with some hunky latino.
你搞错了 鲍勃没有什么新对象 No, no, no. Bob's not seeing anyone.
好吧 那我只好回去让亨特 Oh, fine. Then I will go tell Hunter
转告塞尔吉奥 to tell Sergio
去转告杰森 他是个骗子 to tell Jason that he's a liar.
不是 他没骗你 No. No, no, no, no.
那个健硕的拉丁男子就是卡洛斯 The hunky latino is Carlos.
他最近经常和鲍勃一起玩 He and Bob have been hanging out.
什么 What?
对啊 所以你什么也不用担心 Yeah. So you have nothing to worry about.
不 不 那就表示 No, no. That--that means
咱们俩可都有的担心了 we both have something to worry about.
啥意思 Huh?
我不想让你知道这事的 Look, I hate to break it to you,
但是鲍勃一直都对卡洛斯很有好感 But Bob's always had a major crush on Carlos.
什么 我也不想让鲍勃知道这事 What? I hate to break it to Bob,
但是卡洛斯是个彻底的异性恋 But Carlos is as straight as they come.
鲍勃的大学室友也是 So was Bob's college roommate
还有论文导师 and his thesis advisor
以及篮球教练也都曾经是啊 And his basketball coach!
难怪他喜欢篮球 Oh, that's why he likes basketball.
鲍勃在大学里的绰号是"翻身王" Bob's college nickname was "Flipper",
那可不是因为他身上的海豚纹身 And it wasn't because of his dolphin tattoo.
这真是太荒唐了 Okay, this is crazy.
鲍勃不会扭转卡洛斯的性向的 Bob isn't going to "Flip" Carlos.
好吧 让我来告诉你他的杀手锏 Okay, let me-- let me tell you his game.
首先 他会带他们去喝酒 First, he takes them out drinking.
再把他们灌得酩酊大醉 Then he gets them really hammered.
在他们意志力薄弱时 就把他们"翻"了 Then, when their defenses are down, he flips 'em.
当然我不是指字面上的意思 Well, I mean, not literally.
其实有时候就是这字面意思 Yeah, actually, sometimes literally.
李 我很了解我老公 Um, Lee, I think I know my husband.
他是不会为了法兰克香肠和豆子 He's not passing up these chimichangas
而错过油煎面卷饼的 for a plate of franks and beans.
我不知道你到底在说什么 Okay, I don't--I don't know what that means,
但你破坏了我对墨西哥美食的喜爱 but you just ruined mexican food for me.
我的天哪 不能让鲍勃看见我 Oh, my god. I can't let Bob see me like this.
走后门吧 Well, use the back door.
后门我经常走 I always do.
回来啦 Hey!
你们上哪去了 比赛早结束了啊 Where you guys been? The game ended hours ago.
我们去酒吧玩了 We went out to a bar.
他不停地灌我酒 我彻底醉了 He kept buying me drinks. I'm so hammered.
我拟好了一份销售策划书 So I've come up with a marketing plan
以及咱们账单的结构 and a billing structure.
我还向市政府申请了营业许可证 Oh, and I filed for a license with the city,
这样供应商就能给我们打点折扣 so we can get a discount... with our suppliers.
你有在听吗 Are you listening to me?
不好意思 I'm sorry.
我无聊到开始白日做梦了 That was so dull, I actually started to dream.
嗨 还好吧 Hey! How's it going?
挺好的 佩琪睡着了 Oh. Fine. Paige is asleep.
这么快 That quickly?
你有什么秘诀吗 威士忌 What's your secret? Whiskey?
我不是怀疑 只是很好奇 I'm not judging. I just wanna know.
没什么 只是摇一摇她 No, just rocked her.
麦克最近有什么消息吗 Hey, have you heard from Mike?
阿拉斯加怎么样 How's Alaska?
他挺好的 谢谢关心 Uh, he's fine. Thanks for asking.
你们知道吗 Did you guys know
阿拉斯加正好是 that the state of Rhode Island
罗得岛州的424倍 can fit into Alaska 424 times?
在一个杯子上读过一次 Read that once on a cup.
从此就记住了 Never forgot it.
等会儿忽悠顾客的时候 我来说话 When we're wooing clients, let me do the talking.
既然我现在没事 So, uh, since I'm not busy,
你的脏衣服都放在哪里 Where do you keep your dirty laundry?
亲爱的 你不用洗衣服 Oh. Honey, you don't have to do the laundry.
坐下一起喝酒吧 Sit down. I'll open some wine.
不用了 还是上班时间 No, thanks. I'm on the clock.
我还是专心工作吧 I'd rather get work done.
如果你在找事情做的话 Well, if you're looking for something to do,
就给我倒点冰茶吧 I'd love some more iced tea.
雷尼 那可不是她的工作 Renee, that is not her job.
孩子才是 That is her job.
苏珊 我不是说你得去 Susan, I didn't mean you needed--
你说得对 这是我的工作 You're right. This is my job.
我不知道该怎么办 妈妈 I don't know what to do, mama.
他不愿意告诉我他打算买这些房子干什么 He won't tell me why he's trying to buy all these houses.
现在他还让一个杀人犯搬进其中一栋 And now he's got a murderer moving into one of them.
等一下 Hold on.
我有个主意 I've got an idea.
你好啊 Well, hello there.
保罗去了商店 Paul went to the store.
他是不是会离开好一会 Will he be gone for a while?
是啊 Yeah.
这里真是乱七八糟的 It sure is a mess in here.
真想知道你们打算干什么 Can't help but wonder what you boys are up to.
你想知道怎么回事 去跟你丈夫谈 You wanna know what's going on? Talk to your husband.
你也看见了 我问过了 You saw me. I tried.
他不知为什么非要隐瞒我 He's keeping me in the dark for some reason.
那是你跟他之间的事 That's between you and him.
你想替他保守秘密 You want to keep his confidence.
我懂了 I get that.
但是 拜托 我就是有些担心 But, please... I'm just so worried.
女士 你这么靠近我不太舒服 Lady, I'm not comfortable with you gettin' this close.
为什么 Why?
你是假释犯 You're a parolee.
你不能惹麻烦 是吗 You can't afford to get in any trouble, can you?
说得对 That's right.
如果有人控告你犯罪 If you got accused of a crime,
你也许会面临终身监禁吧 they might lock you up for good.
你想干嘛 What are you doing?
告诉别人你袭击了我的时候 When I tell people you attacked me,
我希望能逼真点 I want it to look realistic.
什么玩意 我这辈子从来没伤害过一个女人 What the hell? I never hurt a woman in my life!
你以为警察会听你说这些吗 You think the police are gonna care about that?
你可是重刑犯 You're a convicted felon.
你不能这样 我已经被电击过两次了 You can't be doing this. I already got two strikes.
我也不想搞得不愉快 耶格先生 I don't like to be unpleasant, Mr. Yeager.
真的 我不想 Really, I don't.
但是我想知道我丈夫到底打算干什么 But I am going to find out what my husband is up to,
我会不择手段 one way or the other.
嘿 亲爱的 Hey, hon.
我们这周末得带女儿们去买鞋 We have to take the girls shoe shopping this weekend.
哪天更合适 周六还是周日 What's better for you, Saturday or Sunday?
都不行 我这周末要去牧松场[南加州高尔夫胜地] Neither. I'm going to Rancho Pines for the weekend.
你要去打高尔夫 听起来挺有意思 Or you're gonna play golf? This sounds like fun.
是啊 鲍勃邀请了我 Yeah. Bob invited me.
鲍勃 你要跟鲍勃一起去 Bob? You're going with Bob?
他在酒店定了个套房 Uh-huh. He got us a suite at the lodge.
还要过夜吗 Oh. So this is a-a sleepover?
开球时间是早上六点 Well, it's a 6:00 A.M. tee time.
鲍勃说那样方便些 Bob says that'll be a lot easier.
我肯定他会这么说 I bet he did.
那你干嘛不睡你自己的房间 But why not get your own room?
鲍勃说他只订到最后一间 Bob says he got the last one available.
你对鲍勃还真是深信不疑啊 是不 Wow, you're just trusting Bob left and right, aren't ya?
你什么意思 What do you mean?
我只是有点意外 就这样 I'm just surprised, that's all.
上星期咱俩还都很讨厌基佬的 One week, we hate the gays.
这星期咱就让他们看我们洗澡 The next week, we let them watch us shower.
感觉有点诡异 你不觉得吗 It's kinda kooky, don't you think?
你到底在说什么 What the hell are you talking about?
睁开眼睛看清楚吧 Oh, open your eyes!
这不是什么和鲍勃的高尔夫之行 This trip is not about golf for Bob.
这是赤裸裸的勾引 It is about... seduction!
真的假的 好极了 Really? That's great,
我正打算这周末变成基佬呢 'cause I was actually planning on turning gay this weekend.
别开这种玩笑 Don't joke like that.
你不能跟他说我不舒服吗 Can't you tell I'm upset?
我是可以 但我不知道为什么啊 I can, but I don't know why.
即便鲍勃想要勾引我 虽然这点我表示怀疑 Even if Bob wanted to seduce me, which I doubt,
你该不会真以为我会被他勾了去吧 do you really think I'd go along with it?
当然不 Well, no.
那你干嘛这么不爽 Then why does this bother you so much?
我不知道 就是很不爽 I don't know! It just does!
好吧 我不去了 Fine. I won't go.
真的吗 Really?
谢谢你 Oh. Thank you.
我可不想做什么 I certainly wouldn't want to do anything
让你觉得我是基佬的事情 that makes you think I'm gay.
那样的话 把润肤霜丢掉吧 In that case, ditch the moisturizer.
我真希望你父母会喜欢我 Oh, I really hope your parents like me.
别紧张 我已经帮你说过好话啦 Relax. I already laid the groundwork.
我告诉他们你是个聪明美丽 I told them you were smart and beautiful
技艺高超的厨师 and a terrific cook.
那他们怎么说咱俩的年龄差距 And what did they say about the age difference?
什么都没说 我没告诉他们 Nothing. I didn't tell them.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
因为你看起来这么棒 Because you look so fantastic...
我觉得他们根本就不会注意到 I don't even think they're gonna notice.
可我不想让他们觉得 But I don't want them to think
-我们想骗他们 -我们到了 - we're trying to put one over on them. - Here we go.
爸妈 介绍你们认识布里 Dad, mom, I'd like you to meet Bree.
你好 我是理查德 Well, hi. I'm Richard.
这是我妻子玛丽 This is my wife Mary.
瞧瞧你 Check you out.
布里 Bree,
金斯跟我们说你是个专业大厨 Keith tells us you're a professional chef.
我以前是的 现在我只是做着玩 I was. Now I just cook for fun.
我嘛 我是个退伍老兵 Oh. Me, I'm retired from the army.
所以只要不是罐头货 So as long as it doesn't come in a can,
吃什么我都觉得很美味 it tastes good to me.
军人啊 那你一定有很多有趣的故事咯 Oh, a military man. You must have some fascinating stories.
没有啦 玛丽倒是有不少故事 Ah, no. Mary's the one with the stories.
猜猜她是做什么的 Guess what she does for a living.
是啊 随便猜猜看 Yes, take a wild guess.
她是医生 She's a doctor.
事实上 As matter of fact,
我有个新进发生的 不可思议的工作趣闻 I have a brand-new, incredible work story.
你想听吗 Would you like to hear it?
不不 因为我觉得作为一名医生 No. No, because I realize that as a doctor,
道德上应该避免 you're prevented ethically
谈论你的病人 from talking about your... patients.
这得看我喝得有多醉了 Depends how drunk I am.
说到军队 So the army...
我能否敬你一杯 感谢你保家卫国 Can I just thank you for keeping our country safe?
我们来谈谈你吧 布里 Let's talk about you, Bree.
不知道你是否意识到 不过你是 I don't know if you realize this, but you are
金斯第一次介绍给我们认识的女朋友 the first girlfriend that Keith has introduced to us to... mm.
你一定非常与众不同 So you must be very special.
没错 金斯 这可不是闹着玩的 Yes. Keith, it seems serious.
我是说 布里会是那个 I mean, is--is Bree the one
给我们生孙子的人吗 who's gonna be giving me my grandchildren?
妈 Mom.
别理玛丽 说真的 别理玛丽 Ignore Mary. No, no, no, ignore Mary. I--
她想孙子都想疯了 Grandchildren are her big thing.
不是的 我只是觉得你们都到这一步了 Well, no, I just think that when you reach this point in a relationship,
这事儿你们也该好好商量商量了 it's something you should talk about.
我们有的是时间商量呢 Well, there's plenty of time for that.
不见得 恐怕没你想得那么多 No, not as much as you may think.
服务员 Waiter!
玛丽 Mary!
别说了 我觉得你搞得布里很难堪 Stop it. I think you're embarrassing Bree.
不 我没事 我只是觉得这里有点热 Oh, no, no, I'm fine. It's just a little... warm in here.
你确定吗 前几天你在公园 Are you sure? 'cause this is
也是这种情况 exactly what happened to you at the park the other day.
妈 你可以帮她检查一下吗 Mom, could you take a look at her?
当然 Of course.
布里 你不妨告诉我你的症状 Bree, why don't you tell me your symptoms?
说实话 其实没什么 Honestly, it's nothing.
我只是有时会觉得很热 I just get a little warm sometimes.
你是不是想说有时会突然有种感觉 Would you say that the sensation comes on suddenly,
像是 like a...
像是一股热流一闪而过 like a flash of hotness?
不是 根本没这回事 No. Not at all.
咱们别提这事了 Let's just... drop it.
你似乎很恼火 之前你还很和蔼的 Well, you seem so irritated. Before, you were so pleasant.
你是不是想说你会像这样突然情绪波动 Would you say that your moods swing suddenly like this?
你干嘛呢 别纠缠不清了 What are you doing? Stop badgering.
我没纠缠不清 我只是叫她实话实说 I just... I'm not badgering. I'm simply asking her to tell the truth.
是不是最近有些事情 Is--is that something
对你来说很艰难 that's also difficult for you these days,
布里 实话实说吧 Bree? Telling the truth?
看在上帝的份上 Oh, for god's sake!
我正处于更年期 满意了吧 I am going through menopause, okay?!
维内尔医生说得那么好听 That is what Dr. Wagner is so delicately
其实就是想说这句 trying to say.
如果你们不介意的话 我现在要去厨房 Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to the kitchen
问问看他们能否让我站在冰柜里爽会儿 to ask them if I can stand in their walk-in freezer!
猜猜还有啥 Guess what else?
那也不是她的真实发色 That's not her real hair color either.
好吧 Okay.
对不起 Sorry.
我们该走了 芭芭拉 We should get going, Barbara.
订了七点的座位 We have a 7:00 reservation.
吃完点心我们还要为你做展示报告 And we have a whole presentation for you after dessert.
我不知道自己能否等那么久 Oh, I don't know if I can wait that long.
能让我先睹为快吗 Can I have a sneak peek?
当然 Sure.
这是你女儿的房间 This is for your daughter's room.
我们想的是 Uh, we were thinking
所有的家具都漆成这种仿古白 all the furniture in an antique white,
墙壁用这种纯玫红 And, uh, pale rose for the walls.
这样显得既优雅又阴柔 It's both elegant and feminine.
你不觉得对她来说显得太老气了吗 You don't feel it might be a little old for her?
她才七岁 She's only 7.
不会不会 相信我 这颜色老少皆宜 Oh, no. No, trust me. This color works for all ages.
这可是经典款 It's a--it's a classic look.
或者 Or...
只是个人意见 Just an idea,
不过或许你们可以加点好玩的东西 but maybe you could do something more playful.
我在我儿子房间里画了些圆桌骑士人物图 I painted the characters from the knights of the round table
他可喜欢了 in my son's room, and he loved it.
或许你们女儿也有她最喜欢的人物 And maybe you daughter has a favorite character
电影里或是书上的 from a-a-a movie or a book?
不好意思 我们还不认识 I'm sorry. We haven't been introduced.
我是芭芭拉·费恩 I'm Barbara Fine.
这位是苏珊·德尔非诺 Uh, this is Susan Delfino.
做保姆的 The nanny.
苏珊 这主意真棒 Well, Susan, it's a great idea.
我打电话问问我女儿看她有没有 I'm gonna call my daughter and see if there are
什么喜欢的人物想画在墙上的 any characters that she would love to see on her wall.
你该把你的其他草图也给她看看 You should show her your other sketches.
她很不错 She's good.
这到底是怎么一回事 What the hell was that?
只是灵机一动 我觉得她很喜欢啊 Uh, it--it was just a thought. I think she liked it.
我才不管这些 你搞得我俩像白痴一样 I don't care! You made us look like idiots.
我不是有意的 That was not my intention.
无论如何 我可不喜欢 Regardless, I do not appreciate being upstaged
被一个干粗活的女人比下去 by the woman who does the dishes.
她没有权利那么跟你说话 She had no right to talk to you like that--
没事没事的 No, no.
是我越俎代庖了 I... crossed the line.
好了 搞定了 你准备好出发了吗 Okay, done. You ready to go?
是的 Yeah.
鲍勃 我能借几个鸡蛋吗 Hey, Bob, can I borrow a couple of eggs?
到底是怎么一回事 Hey. What the hell was that about?
你老公取消了我们的高尔夫之行 Your husband canceled our golf trip.
他取消了吗 Did he?
他说你觉得我企图勾引他 He said you think I'm planning to seduce him.
这事儿我们是该谈谈 We should talk about that
不过等我拿到鸡蛋先 after I get the eggs.
你怎么会那么想 Why would you even go there?
听着 我可知道你的风流史 鲍勃 Look, I know about your history, Bob.
还是该叫你鸭爪先生 Or should I say "Flipper"?
李真是好说话 Ah. Well, Lee's a fine one to talk.
他有告诉你 Did he tell you about
他跟踪瑞安·西克赖斯特的那个夏天吗 [美国著名主持人] the summer he stalked Ryan Seacrest?
好吧 听着 我不想跟你为这事吵架 Okay, look, I don't want to fight about this.
你怎么能那么想 加布 你了解我的 How could you think that, Gaby? You know me.
不 我不了解 我之前还以为我了解 No, I don't! I thought I did.
我还以为你是个跟我惺惺相惜的搞笑基佬 I thought you were a fun gay guy who I had something in common with,
可接着我就发现你那么喜欢运动 and then I find out you're into sports
并且热衷于和我老公相处 and spending time with my husband.
-这到底是怎么一回事 -我太寂寞了 - What the hell was that about? - It's about me being lonely!
你见过有人过来拜访我的吗 You ever see anybody coming around here to visit me?
你见过我周六晚上出门的吗 You ever see me going out on a saturday night?
从李离开了之后 Ever since Lee left,
我每天工作完 就是回到这个空荡荡的家 All I do is work and come home to an empty house.
我收到你的晚餐邀请时有多开心啊 You know, I was so happy to get your invitation to dinner.
当卡洛斯想一块出去玩的时候 And when Carlos wanted to hang out,
我想着 这太好了 I thought, this is great.
我终于又有社交生活了 I got a social life again.
结果你却以为我是有预谋的 Now to find out you thought I had an agenda?
鲍勃 我很抱歉 我不知道 Oh, Bob. I'm sorry. I-I didn't know.
你现在知道了 Well... now you do.
我去给你拿鸡蛋 Let me get those eggs for you.
卡洛斯这周末可以去 Carlos can go on the weekend.
-真的吗 -是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
谢谢 Thanks.
如果你真的想 Oh! And if you ever do feel the need
"翻"镇上哪个直男 to flip a straight guy on the lane,
我觉得可以先试试汤姆·斯加沃 I'd start with Tom Scavo.
我总觉得他喝三瓶啤酒就忘乎所以了 I always felt he was three beers away.
是两瓶 Two.
会开得怎么样 How was your meeting?
挺好 Good.
芭芭拉要雇我们 Barbara's going to hire us.
我们现在正式成为设计公司了 We're officially a design firm.
太好了 That's great.
我能问你点事吗 Can I ask you something?
你是不是不满意这安排 Are you upset with this arrangement?
因为我觉得气氛有点怪 Because I'm getting a vibe.
我该走了 I should go.
你家尿布没了 我明天买点过来 You are out of diapers. I'll pick some up tomorrow.
苏珊拜托了 我得知道 你生我的气吗 Susan, please. I need to know. Are you angry with me?
是的 是的我很生气 Yes. Yes, I'm angry.
为什么 我无非是给你提供了一份工作 Why? All I did was give you a job.
是 错误的工作 Yeah, the wrong job.
雷尼给我打电话的时候 When Renee called me,
我以为是你们让我 I thought you were asking me
跟你们一起在设计公司共事 to work with you in the design firm.
不是吧 Oh, no!
我很开心 我知道我会做得很好的 I was so excited. I knew I'd be good at that.
然后我才知道你们只想让我来做保姆 And then I find out you just want me to be your nanny.
-我完全不知道 -但 请不要误会 - I had no idea. - But you know-- and don't get me wrong,
我很感激你这么好心 但同时我也很恨 I love you for the gesture, but I hate you for it, too,
因为恨我根本没条件拒绝了 Because I'm not in the position to say no.
我 实在太抱歉了 I-I am beyond sorry.
没关系 It's okay.
只是 这是个糟糕的提醒 It's just this awful reminder
提醒我的朋友们现在都用不同的眼光看我 that all of my friends look at my differently now.
我现在是最穷的 I'm the poor one.
苏珊 Susan!
这些财务问题 都是暂时的 These money troubles-- they're temporary,
但我们对你的看法 我们的友情 But how we feel about you, our friendship--
是永远不变的 that's never going to change.
谢谢你 Thank you for that.
过来 Ohh, come here.
我从没对一个保姆说过这话 You know, I've never said this to a nanny before...
下楼喝点酒怎么样 How about we go downstairs and get a little drunk?
老板说了算 Well, you're the boss.
要上床来吗 Are you coming to bed?
我想再做一次爱 I wanna make love again.
这么诱人的邀请 With an invitation like that...
不 No.
我来 Let me.
你已经转型为完美老婆了 You've turned out to be the perfect wife.
真贴心 That's sweet,
但不完全正确 but not entirely true.
你觉得我不值得相信 You don't think I'm trustworthy.
什么 What?
你都不告诉我你原来的狱友为什么 You won't tell me why you're moving your ex-cellmate
要搬进你的老房子 into your old house.
亲爱的 我现在不太想谈那个 Darling, I'd prefer not to discuss that right now.
不需要谈了 We don't need to.
耶格已经告诉我你的打算了 Yeager already told me what you're up to.
什么 What?
我们好好地谈了一下 We had a nice long chat.
他告诉我你对邻居们设的阴谋了 He told me what you've got planned for our neighbors.
我得说 用震惊来形容我的感受 I must say, I was shocked...
都是轻的 to say the least.
我知道我的计划 会让你觉得很疯狂 I know what I'm doing might sound crazy to you,
但是你不知道我有多鄙视这些人 but you don't understand how much I despise these people.
你不知道我有多想让这些人 You don't understand how much I need these people to suffer
承受他们让我承受过的痛苦 for what they did to me.
你错就错在这里 保罗 Well, that's where you're wrong, Paul.
我能理解复仇 I understand vengeance.
完全理解 Completely.
你还真是最完美的老婆 You really are the perfect wife.
真抱歉 我在饭店不告而别 I'm sorry I left the restaurant like that.
我只是不能再回去面对你母亲 I just couldn't go back to that table and face your mother.
你为什么不告诉我关于绝经的事呢 So why didn't you tell me about the whole menopause thing?
我害怕你的反应 I was afraid of how you'd react.
你真的以为我会在乎那种事吗 You really think I would care about something like that?
金斯 Oh, Keith,
我喜欢你 I like you...
都没想过会这么喜欢 more than I ever intended to.
我知道这段感情总会有个 I always knew there was an expiration date
截止日期 on this relationship.
什么 What?
你比我年轻十七岁 You are 17 years younger than me.
这差距不小 是有影响的 That's a big number. It means something.
对我来说没有 Not to me.
可能有 It might.
还有别的东西要考虑 There are other considerations.
你不就是没法怀孩子了 So you can't get pregnant.
谁在乎啊 Who cares?
这不会困扰你吗 That doesn't bother you?
不会 No.
我们可以领养 We could adopt.
只要我有个孩子可以教他掷球 So long as I get to teach someone how to throw a ball,
我不在乎是谁生的 I don't care whose D.N.A. they got.
金斯 Oh, Keith.
我不止是要不了孩子 Not only can I not have children...
我也不想要孩子 I don't want them.
我已经过了那个阶段 I've already done that.
是很美妙 可我已经经历过了 It was wonderful, but I've done it.
而你 And you...
你会是一个非常优秀的父亲 You are gonna be such an amazing father,
我决不会要求你放弃这样一种经历 And I would never ask you to give up that experience.
我们干吗讨论这个问题 Why are we even talking about this?
我 我们才约会了两个月 为什么 I--we've been dating for two months. Why...
现在讨论孩子的问题还太早了 对吧 I--it's--it's too soon to talk about kids, right?
大概是 I suppose.
我们慢慢来吧 我只想 Let's--let's take our time. I-I just wanna--I...
我 我只希望我们开开心心的 好吗 I-I just want us to keep being happy, okay?
我正打算到你那边去接卡洛斯 Hey, I was just about to head over to your place to pick up carlos.
这个事 我决定 Yeah, about that... uh, I've decided
卡洛斯这周末不能跟你去 Carlos shouldn't go with you this weekend.
什么 拜托 What? Oh, for god sake.
等等 让我说完 Ah! Wait! Let me finish!
我一直在考虑你跟我说的事 I've been thinking about what you told me,
我意识到你跟另一个人在一起会更开心 And I realized there's somebody else you'd have more fun with.
去吧 Yeah, go. Shh!
你开玩笑吧 You've gotta be kidding me!
加布打电话说你很孤独很压抑 Gaby called to say that you were lonely and depressed,
我大笑之后 为你感到难过 And once I stopped laughing, I actually felt bad for you.
我们才分开了四个月 We only broke up four months ago.
你怎么胖了这么多 How did you gain this much weight?
好吧 打完招呼了 Okay! Okay, now that we're done saying hello,
来讨论一下这个美好的周末吧 Let's talk about this fabulous weekend.
你真的以为我会接受他吗 我们分手了 Did you seriously think I would take him? We broke up!
现在到了破镜重圆的时候 And it's time to put the pieces back together.
实话实说 李不在身边的时候你过得很糟 Let's be honest. You've been miserable without Lee.
而鲍勃不在身边的时候你也过得很糟 And you've been miserable without Bob.
所以你才胖了这么多 That's why you're gettin' so fat.
你可能觉得我不是你朋友 但我是 You may not think I'm your friend, but I am,
而且我十足地聪明 and I am smart enough to know
知道你生活里所需要的 that you need something more in your life
不止是一个陪你打高尔夫的直男 than a straight guy to go play golf with.
你需要一个爱人 You need somebody to love.
而 And...
你需要一个会爱你的人 You need somebody who will love you back.
加布 我很感谢你做的一切 Gaby, I appreciate what you're doing,
我想 李也知道我仍然爱他 and I think... Lee knows I still love him.
但 But...
我们之间问题还很大 There are still huge issues between us.
说不定现在就该解决这些问题了 Maybe it's time to work those out.
我可不想看一个美好的周末就这么浪费了 I'd hate to see that fabulous resort weekend go to waste.
来吧 互相聊聊 Oh, come on. Talk to each other.
就当是为了我 为了你们的朋友 Do it for me, as your friend.
我忘了 还有件事 Oh, I forgot. One more thing...
好吧 算了 我没问题了 Okay! Never mind. I'm--I'm good.
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难堪 Humiliation...
并不总能避而远之 It's not always something we can avoid.
我们的男子气概可能会被妻子侮辱 We may have wives who insult our masculinity.
我们可能会接受 We may take jobs...
让我们心有不甘的工作 we feel are beneath us.
我们可能会交个男友 We may have boyfriends
让自己觉得很老 who make us feel old.
是的 生活中有很多方法 Yes, there are all sorts of ways
会让我们感到难堪 to be humiliated in life.
但确定能赢回尊严的方式 But the surest way to get your dignity back
是得到一直渴望的东西 is to get what you've been waiting for.
我知道保罗要干什么了 I found out what Paul is up to.
他告诉了我一切 He told me everything.
宝贝 Oh, baby.
我真为你骄傲 I'm so proud of you.
谢谢 妈妈 Thank you, mama.