你就是造物主 You are the master.
能够主宰这块画布 You have unlimited power on this canvas.
这可能是我唯一能够操控的地方了 This is probably the only place I do have any power.
在这块画布上 我能随心所欲地画 But on this canvas, why, I can do anything.
无所不能 你也一样 Anything. And you can, too.
你也一样 You can, too.
或者这里还可以添加几笔 And maybe there's something back in here.
我要在树上画些树叶 所以我们可以 I want to put leaves on this tree, so we're gonna lose
减少些细节 a great deal of detail.
看这片树叶 他叶生悲惨 Ooh, see, that one there, he-he had a rough life.
受尽了风吹雨打 Got bent and hurt.
就是这样 There we go.
怎么了 哪儿不对吗 What? What is it? What's wrong?
没事 Nothing's wrong.
是因为那画家吗 Is it the painting guy?
我们可以关掉视频 'Cause we don't have to watch it anymore.
从这里开始 确认树之间的远近关系 Let's start here. Decide which tree is farthest away.
-和他没关系 -行吧 - No, he's fine. - Okay.
你为什么老是... Well, why do you keep...
推开我 like, you know?
你爸妈还在楼下 Your parents are downstairs.
他们在看"海军罪案调查处"[美剧] They're watching NCIS.
听不到的 来嘛 They won't hear anything. Come on.
查德 别这样 Okay. Chad.
妈的 凯莉 搞什么啊 Jesus, Kelley, what the hell?
我觉得不舒服 I'm not comfortable.
你要我说多少遍 How many times do I have to say that?
你总有借口 It's just that it's always something.
不是你不舒服 You don't feel comfortable.
就是因为我爸妈在 这都是什么理由 My parents. This isn't special enough.
我们在一起都六个月了 I mean, we've been together for what, six months?
-那你想说什么 -我的点在于 - All right, what's your point? - My point is
我们这样不正常 is that it's not normal.
这又不是什么比赛 Okay, wait, it's not a race.
我们着啥急 I-I don't see why we have to rush it
何不顺其自然 and we can't just, like, let it happen.
刚才还不够自然吗 It was happening.
我们刚才亲热得不够自然吗 It was so happening it's not even funny.
有啥事你就直说 是不是因为... I mean, just talk to me. Tell me, is it...
我不好还是别的 is it me or-or what?
不是你 是我... It's not you. I just...
我想慢慢来 I like to take my time.
-你还想慢慢来 -什么意思 - Since when? - What does that mean?
没啥 当我没说 Nothing. I didn't mean it.
你不能就这样阴阳怪气说了一句 No, you can't just throw that out there
之后又当没说过 with that tone and then say it's nothing.
你什么意思 What did you mean?
你和汤姆·亚雷茨基一起的时候 I mean, you didn't wait six months
不到六个月就做了 when you were with Tom Jarecki.
谁告诉你的 And who told you that?
他本人吗 Tom Jarecki?
没什么 是我说错话了 All right, look, I shouldn't have said anything.
-对不起 我只是... 别离开 -算了吧 - I'm sorry. I just... No, no, no. - Yeah, no shit.
凯莉 你干嘛 要去哪 Kelley, what are you doing? Where are you going?
你这混蛋 我要回家了 You're being an asshole. I'm going home.
那历史考试怎么办 What about the history test?
反正我们俩肯定有个人要挂 One of us is gonna fail it.
你猜猜看 I'll let you guess who.
凯莉 Kelley.
凯莉 Kelley!
我这辈子看来是破不了处了 I'm gonna die a virgin.
你居然认为 I still can't believe you thought
那个狗屁"快乐画家"能帮你破处 that Happy Painter shit was gonna work.
送你八个字 自主感知经络反应[ASMR] Four words: auto sensory meridian response.
自主感知经络反应[ASMR]:对某些类型声音产生的一种反应 对某些人来说类似于颅内高潮 会在大脑中产生一种愉悦而又激动的感觉
啥玩意 What's that?
一种既紧张又兴奋的精神状态 It's this hyper-relaxed mental state,
而且喜欢看鲍勃·鲁斯[美国画家]画画的人都感到很爽 and people who watch Bob Ross are supposed to get it big-time.
贴吧上的人都说它就像颅内高潮一样 Guy on reddit said it's like a head orgasm.
是女人的伟哥 Female Viagra.
你到底是怎么说服她看下去的 How'd you even get her to watch it?
就和她说是玩游戏 Told her it was a game.
听到"欢乐树" 就亲一次 Every time he says "happy trees," we kiss.
刚开始还挺顺利的 And it was going amazing.
后面就翻车了 Till it wasn't.
想知道怎么让女孩兴奋吗 Do you want to know what makes girls get on the crazy train?
靠的不是放松 It's not about relaxation.
而是恐惧 It's fear.
恐惧 Fear?
不然拍恐怖片干嘛 Why do you think horror films were invented?
上世纪三十年代的男人们 Back in the 1930s, do you think guys were bringing
带女伴去看"德古拉" their sweethearts to watch Dracula
是因为他们喜欢托德·布朗宁的电影[法语]吗 because they liked Tod Browning's mise-en-scène?
才不是 他们是想借卢戈西的光 No, dude. They wanted Lugosi
[吸血鬼伯爵德古拉扮演者]
和女伴打上一炮 to give them a chance at some skirt.
恐惧就是性爱敲门砖 Fear is the ticket.
你只要稍微刺激她一下 You tickle that fight-or-flight response,
她就会像牡蛎一样任君品尝 she's an oyster ready for shucking.
或者 我可以不再强迫她 Or I could just stop trying to coerce her
等她准备好了再做 and let her do it when she's ready.
兄弟 现在可不是你临阵脱逃的时候 Bro, this is not the time to bring
你处男之称要臭名远扬了 a knife to a gunfight. Your reputation's at stake.
行了 说得难听点 恐怖片现在就是垃圾 All right, unpopular opinion: horror films suck now.
他们要么是用来充场次的廉价垃圾 They're either low-rent shit to fill up a streaming menu
要么就是单纯烂到让人犯困 or pretentious crap that puts you to sleep.
-还有别的吗 -你知道 - What's left? - Didn't you hear
汽车影院是怎么重新火起来的吗 about how drive-in movie theaters are coming back?
是因为那些翻新星光影院的电影迷想看电影 Well, those film nuts who restored Starlite are having a screening.
他们搞到了"兔子 兔子"的带子 They got a print of Rabbit Rabbit.
"兔子 兔子"是什么片 Rabbit Rabbit? What is that?
电影史上臭名昭著的被诅咒了的电影 Just the most infamous cursed film in cinema history.
它只在1986年的时候上映过一次 It was only ever shown once back in '86.
可能不是诅咒导致的 而是它太烂 Maybe it's not cursed. Maybe it just sucks.
据说电影结束的时候 Or maybe when the screening was over,
有六个人死了 six people were dead.
一场大屠杀 Massacred.
兔子 兔子
刚开始 人们都以为 At first, they thought it was, like,
只是枪杀案或帮派火拼 a shooting or a gang fight that got real.
可幸存者声称 But survivors say that the audience
观众们开始互相攻击 just started attacking each other.
大家都疯了 They just went crazy.
各种说法 有的人说 There were all these theories that someone spiked
有人在汽水机里添加了致幻蘑菇[毒品一种]或某气体泄漏 the soda machine with shrooms or a gas leak
还有可能是某种致幻霉菌 or even hallucinogenic mold.
要是你浏览过"恐怖片影评网" But if you read Bloody Disgusting
或是"死亡漩涡"的话 就会有不同的想法 or Dread Central, you know the other story.
这部电影让人精神失常 That the film made those people crazy.
-是电影吗 -没错 音画效果 - The film? - Yeah. The picture and the sound.
通过某种方式 会造成大脑混乱 Somehow, they fuck with the brain.
不然你说国会要传唤这电影导演 Okay. Tell me why they hauled the director in front of Congress,
为什么他最终入狱 why he ended up doing time,
为什么他们销毁了所有拷贝 and why they destroyed all of the prints.
至少他们是这么想的 Or, at least, they thought.
据说这次的是导演自己的拷贝 Word is the print came from the director himself.
这是唯一留存下来的 Could be the only one in existence.
我凌晨三点起床抢票 I got up at 3:00 a.m. to snag the tickets.
现场只有六十个车位 There's only room for 60 cars.
你想要的话我还有一张余票 I got one extra ticket if you want it.
-不便宜哦 -关于什么的电影 - Not cheap. - What's it even about?
不知道 我甚至不理解影片名 I don't know. I don't even know what the title means.
如果我们看完还活着 总会搞清楚的 I guess we'll find out. If we live through it.
等等 你们不会是真的相信 All right, hold on. Tell me that you guys aren't actually believing
那部电影可以把人变成杀人狂吧 that this film's gonna turn people into killers.
我不信 Well, I mean, no.
那只是个都市传说而已 不过谁在乎呢 I-It's an urban legend, but who cares?
重要的是万一是真实的 All that matters is that it might be true.
够刺激 Fight-or-flight.
你和凯莉单独在车里 I mean, you and Kelley alone in your car
看史上最危险的电影 watching the most dangerous film ever made.
"快乐画家" 算什么 Trust me. The Happy Painter?
想象下当她用双唇 Think about how happy you're gonna be
在你老二上描绘的时候 会有多快乐 when she's painting your dick with her lips.
六个人因为看了你的电影 Six people are dead,
死去了 killed watching your movie.
这个委员会太荒谬了 This committee is absurd.
拉里·皮特曼 "兔子 兔子" 导演
我们美国人 We're Americans
拉里·皮特曼 "兔子 兔子" 导演
蒂帕·戈尔女士
很担心暴力内容 concerned about the effect of violent content
蒂帕·戈尔女士
对社会造成不良影响 on our society.
在接受方哥利亚恐怖杂志采访时 In an interview with Fangoria magazine,
原话说的是 你的电影 you said that your film, and I quote,
"让人的灵魂支离破碎" "would break people's souls"
任何看过你电影的人永远留下阴影 and that anyone who saw it would be damaged forever.
我只是在宣传电影 Well, I was, uh, promoting my movie.
就像你现在为我制造热度 Like you're helping me do right now.
你觉得受到的所有关注 So, you think all of this attention
仅仅是帮你增加票房吗 will just increase your audience?
如果工作室没有给你推广支票 I think if you're not getting a check from studio publicity,
那你就亏大了 you're getting ripped off.
这话就有意思了 皮特曼先生 Funny you should say that, Mr. Bitterman.
我确实从工作室拿到了一些东西 I did get something from the studio,
不过并不是支票 but it wasn't a check.
是一封信 It was a letter
上面写着他们已一致同意立刻撤下你的电影 stating they've agreed to pull your movie immediately.
不仅如此 他们还会销毁 Not only that. They're going to destroy
所有现存拷贝 every print in existence.
对此你有什么看法呢 皮特曼先生 What do you have to say about that, Mr. Bitterman?
怎么 说不出话来了吗 Well? No pithy comment?
你这个贱人 You bitch!
我要杀了你 I'm gonna kill you.
-我要杀了你 -这人疯了 - I'm gonna kill you! - This guy is crazy.
全世界都看了我的电影之前我是不会放弃的 I won't stop until the whole world sees my movie!
汽车影院
售票亭
电影 汽车影院
第一季 第 3 集
"汽车影院"
说实话 我觉得他就是怕了 I honestly just think he's scared, you know?
男人就是这样 要是规定时间内 It's a guy thing. If you don't score
没进球得分 就被人看不起 by a certain time, you're, like, a loser.
你猜我怎么想的吗 You know what I think?
-怎么想 -我觉得是你怕了 - What? - I think you're scared.
-怕什么 -老二 - Of what? - The dick.
你给自己洗脑他人很贴心 所以要慢慢来 Look, you tell yourself that you want to take it slow 'cause he's sweet
不然会把他吓跑 and you don't want to scare him off,
但是事实上 你就是恐惧老二 but really, you're just scared of the dick.
太蠢了 That's stupid.
我也想这么说 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Look, as an owner
我自己长了鸡巴 同时也是鸡巴的优秀鉴赏家 and a proud connoisseur of the dick,
我认为完全没必要害怕它 there is no reason to fear the dick.
不 我是说你这个推断很蠢 因为我根本不怕 No, I mean that that is stupid like I'm not scared of the dick.
你甚至都不愿和汤姆·亚雷茨基上床 You wouldn't even go there with Tom Jarecki.
老天爷啊 汤姆·亚雷茨基是在网上到处说了吗 Jesus Christ. Did Tom Jarecki open a website?
半个学校的人都觉得我和他睡了 可我没有 Because half the school thinks that I screwed him, and I didn't.
为什么呢 因为他是个混蛋 And why? Because he was a jerk.
而且他有狐臭 And his pits smell weird.
你总能找到借口 Thank God there's always an excuse.
他很混蛋 他有异味 "He's a jerk. He's smelly." Mm.
-干什么 -看吧 - Ew. Why? - That right there.
你的行为 说明了一切 Your reaction. It says a lot.
说明我不喜欢别人的手指伸进我耳里 Yeah, it says I don't like people sticking their fingers in my ear.
这不过是其中一个洞 Girl, it's just another orifice.
要是你受不了手指塞进耳里 If you can't handle a finger in your ear,
那你怎么能接受老二塞进你的... how are you gonna handle a dick in your...
他在那儿 There he is.
我的粉丝 My fanboy.
他迷上我了 He's obsessed with me.
我 这样的我 Me. As I am.
于我而言很重要 It's everything.
他就该如此 你很幸运 As he should be. You're lucky.
他明晚会更幸运 Not as lucky as he's gonna be tomorrow night.
还有 趁他还是你男朋友 Oh, and you need to go
你得跟他谈谈 talk to your mans while he's still your mans.
禁酒令和女性投票权没联系吧 Prohibition wasn't about the women's vote, was it?
-没有 -糟了 - No. - No.
选举权才是 That was suffrage.
好吧 其他题目估计我也是一坨屎 Yeah, I don't think the rest of that test went any better.
别说 Don't.
别说什么 Don't what?
我知道你要道歉 You're about to say you're sorry.
是的 Yeah.
我不该给你施加压力 Yeah, and that I shouldn't have pressured you
我应该这辈子 and that I should probably be canceled
永远封杀 for life.
我不喜欢道歉 I hate apologies.
别人道歉 还是我道歉 Making them. Getting them.
我就是... 不太喜欢 所以... Just... Just a thing with me, so...
我们就当昨晚什么也没发生 Let's just pretend last night didn't happen.
我也希望没有历史测验 不过... Wish I could do that with the history test, but...
既然我们还在交往... Well, since we're still going out...
至少我们还继续约会吧 At least, I think we're still going out, right?
-对 -既然你不让我道歉 - Right. - And you won't let me say I'm sorry,
明晚有个很酷的活动 我这里有票 I got these tickets for this really cool event tomorrow night
看你想不想来 if you wanted to come.
千载难逢 It's once-in-a-lifetime.
对于千载难逢的事 我从不拒绝 Oh, well, I never say no to once-in-a-lifetime.
听我说 这部电影被诅咒了 Listen to me! This movie is cursed!
千真万确 It's real!
可不是什么都市传闻 It's not an urban legend.
我当时在场 I was there.
1986年我就在现场 I was there in '86!
你们没看到我的遭遇吗 Don't you see what happened to me?
是真的 It's real!
我跟你们说 听我说的 I'm telling you! Listen to me!
这部电影被诅咒了 This movie is cursed!
要我把她赶走吗 Want me to run her off?
-我当时在场 -严格来说 她在我们的地盘上 - I was there! - Technically, she's on our property.
我看到了血迹 I saw the blood.
别管她 Leave her where she is.
她给咱凭添了些神秘 She adds mystique.
我担心那个欠扁的送货员 I am worried about this asshat delivery guy.
他本该在半小时前带着拷贝出现在这里 He was supposed to be here with the print a half hour ago.
该死 瑞纳 影片还没送来吗 Shit, Verna, we don't have the movie?
是啊 该死 "Shit" is right.
放这一场我们应该能赚点钱 This one screening is supposed to put us in the black.
如果要退票的话... If we have to hand out refunds...
-你们会死的 -就会有人死 - You're going to die! - There'll be people dying, all right.
-那就是我们 -我见过他们互相撕人 - Us. - I saw people tear each other apart!
这部电影被诅咒了 This movie is cursed!
有创意 那个抗议者 太... Nice touch. The protester. It's very...
那个在电影院的椅子上 Who's that one movie guy who puts,
装了电击的导演是谁 like, the electric shocks on the theater seats?
-威廉姆·卡索导的"心惊肉跳" -对 - The Tingler. William Castle. - Yeah.
-对 -太像那导演的做法 - Yeah. - Very much that guy.
这部电影被诅咒了 This movie's cursed!
可不是都市传闻 是真的 It's not an urban legend. It's real!
如果你们不听劝 你们会死的 If you don't listen, you're going to die!
人可只有一条命 You have one life to live.
-不值得 -票呢 - It's not worth it! - Ticket?
-有 -这部电影被诅咒了 - Yeah. - This movie's cursed!
不是什么都市传闻 It's not an urban legend.
-是真的 -三号走道 六号位 观影愉快 - It's real! - Aisle three, number six. Enjoy the show.
谢谢 Thanks.
如果你们不听劝 会死的 If you don't listen, you're going to die!
我很清楚 I saw what's happening.
这里比我想象的大 It's bigger than I thought.
好像很好玩 Looks fun.
-咋样呀 -你好吗 - What's up, boys? - What's happening?
这不是重制版 而是原版 That's not a restrike. That's an original one sheet.
-片名是什么意思 -我谷歌了一下 - What does the title even mean? - I googled it.
是个古老的英国迷信 It's, uh, an old British superstition.
如果你在每个月的第一天说"兔子 兔子" On the first day of the month, you say "rabbit, rabbit."
那么接下来的三十天都会有好运 It's supposed to buy you 30 days of good luck.
对于一部被诅咒的电影 这个名字很怪 Weird title for a movie that's cursed.
如果电影放完 大家还活着的话 How bummed are you guys gonna be when the movie ends
你们会有多失望 and everyone's still alive?
总有明天 There's always tomorrow.
明天 Tomorrow?
四叶频道[类似高登匿名论坛]说电影会再映 4chan says there's an encore screening happening somewhere,
不过我没找到是哪 but I can't find where.
迪来了 Oh, there's Dee.
我不想饿着肚子去死 那... And I don't want to die on an empty stomach, so...
要吃点什么吗 You want anything?
我要爆米花和汽水 麻烦了 I'll have popcorn and a Mountain Dew, please.
-如你所愿 -谢谢 - As you wish. - Thank you.
这气氛不对劲啊 Hey, I'm sensing a vibe.
是棵开心的小树了 You a happy little tree?
你的画笔清理干净了吗 You gonna get your brush clean?
今晚会过得很愉快吧 Uh... Think I'm just gonna have a good time tonight, you know?
顺其自然就好 It'll happen when it happens.
你男人让人直流口水 Your boy's looking tasty.
别打趣我 Don't start on me.
小妞 我是在帮你拿下他 Girl, I'm trying to get you to start on him.
别怕老二 我知道 Don't fear the dick. Right.
我要说的是 不用这部电影将我变成杀手 All I can say is I don't need this movie to turn me into a killer,
因为字幕开始滚动的那一秒 'cause I'm eating that boy alive
我就要活吃了那男的 the second the credits start rolling.
只要我不吓跑他 As long as I don't scare him off.
或者退缩 Or chicken out.
你不会 你可以的 You won't. You got this. You got this.
我去 拷贝送来了 Oh, shit, that's the print.
天啊 Holy shit.
疯婊子 Crazy bitch.
-你叫什么 -查德 - What's your name? - Uh, my name's Chad.
查德 找到保险丝箱 Chad, find the fuse box
切断电源 and kill the power.
什么都行 Anything.
别再发生了 Don't let this happen!
别发生什么 只是部电影而已 Don't let what happen? It's just a movie.
1986年我就在现场 I was there in '86.
我和我男朋友 都是"电锯"的粉丝 Me and my boyfriend, we were Chain Saw fans,
可这部电影要更吓人 and this was supposed to be scarier.
他死的时候 It wasn't even halfway over
电影连一半都到 我还失去了一只眼 before he was dead and I'd lost this.
我男朋友用牙咬出我的眼球 My boyfriend ripped it out with his teeth
然后吞下 and swallowed it.
帮下忙 Hey! Little help?
如果你爱她 你就该做点什么 If you care about her, you'll do something.
至少离开这里 At least get out of here!
抱歉 我得走了 Yeah, I'm sorry, I got to go.
听我说的 Listen to me!
马上就要开始了 It starts right away!
千万别看 Don't look!
-千万别让她看 -谢谢 - Don't let her look! - Thanks.
走吧 快点 Let's go. Come on.
你能给我点空间吗 老兄 You want to give me some space, buddy?
你会打开所有设备的吧 You run these at full juice, right?
寄件人想知道 The sender wants to know.
他说为了观影最佳体验 He says the movie requires 16 footlamberts
电影亮度应该是十六英尺朗伯 for the proper experience.
告诉那寄件人我操作金诺顿[影片放映机] You tell your sender I ran the Kinotons
在百老汇的奥西里斯[剧院名]有四十年了 at the Osiris on Broadway for 40 years.
我最早给塔特姆·奥尼尔[著名影星]的电影装胶片 I threaded Tatum O'Neal's first
最后离开时还是为琼·克劳馥[著名影星] and Joan Crawford's last.
当库布里克试图教我屏幕的横纵比时 When Kubrick tried to lecture me on aspect ratios for Clockwork,
我让他滚一边去 I told him to go fuck himself.
你知道为什么冬天在纽约剧院 You know why you raise the volume in a New York theater
要提高音量吗 during the winter?
因为冬季大衣吸收了声音 Because all the winter coats suck up the sound
所以什么鬼都听不见 我知道该做什么 and everything goes dead. I know what I'm doing.
去你的"最佳体验" "Proper experience."
那个抗议的女士对你说了什么 What was that protester woman saying to you?
她说八六年放映时她在场 She said that she was at the screening in '86.
为此丢了一只眼睛 That's how she lost her eye.
听起来你相信她 You sound like you believe her.
我不确定她是不是疯了 Just, I'm not sure she's a plant.
她看上去真的很不安 You know, she was really upset.
好吧 如果你在吓唬我 Okay, well, if you're trying to scare me,
那可不起作用 it's not gonna work.
好吧 可能有点儿作用 Okay, maybe a little.
你记得我们争吵的那晚吗 You know the other night when we had that fight?
记得 Yeah.
你搞错了 You were wrong.
还没到六个月 It wasn't six months.
今晚才是六个月整 Tonight is six months.
恰好是 Exactly.
我想让今晚变得特殊 And I want to make it special.
难以置信 I can't believe it.
这个扬声器老掉牙了吧 These are restored CBX Mark IIs.
我超爱汽车影院的黄片 I so love drive-in speaker porn,
不过你现在最好看着我 but you better look at me right now.
这是件重要的事 This is a big deal.
我从没想过会和男生做这种事 I never thought I'd be doing this with a guy.
做什么 Doing what?
有人需要很多次约会 You know how some people need a lot of dates
-才会决定献身 -对 - before they put out? - Yeah.
我跟他们不一样 I'm not one of those people.
现在 本片开始 And now, our feature presentation.
我的悲惨故事 Story of my life.
忘了那电影 Forget the movie.
那是什么 What was that?
你听到了吗 Did you hear that?
喂 你在做什么 Hey! What are you doing in here?
我的天哪 Holy shit!
我什么都看不见 I can't see anything.
别 等等… 等等 No, no. Wait, wait, hold on.
我们还不知道外面发生了什么 We don't know what's happening out there.
这一定是个玩笑 It's got to be a joke.
就像那个抗议者 是演出的一部分 Like the protester, part of the show.
快走 Go!
走 快离开这个鬼地方 Go! Go! Get us out of here!
-快点 快开车 -我在开了 - Go! Go! Start the car! - I'm going!
这他妈怎么回事 What the fuck?!
-快走 小心 -我不知道在往哪开 - Go! Watch out! - Okay, I don't know where I'm going.
迪吗 Dee?
-接着开 别停 -迪 - Keep driving. Don't stop! - Dee?
快开车 Drive the car!
我看到出口了 就在那 I can see the entrance. There it is!
走 快点 Go! Fast!
我看不清 I can't see.
你还好吗 You okay?
真该死 我们得走了 Oh, shit. We got to go.
来 Come on.
快点 我们该走了 Come on, we got to go.
快点 Come on.
走 快走 Go. Go.
-查德 -快走 - Chad! - Go!
快走 Go! Go!
天啊 Oh, my God.
他们的脸都被咬掉了 Their faces are chewed off.
这不是真的 This can't be happening.
糟了 凯莉 Shit. Kelley.
-怎么了 -我没带手机 - What? - I don't have my phone.
我也没有 I don't have mine, either.
等等 这儿或许有固定电话 Hold on, maybe there's a landline in here.
该死 打不通 Fuck! It's fucking dead.
查德 Chad
查德 Chad!
去死 快去死 Die! Die!
他妈的去死 Fucking die! Die! Die!
-贱人给爷死 -查德 - Bitch, die! - Chad!
快住手 查德 Chad, stop! Chad!
查德 她… 已经死了 Chad, she's dead! She-She's dead!
该死… 操 Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
我睡了多久 How long?
几个小时 A few hours.
我没叫醒你 I let you sleep.
很多人跑出去了 A lot of them ran off.
天知道他们在做什么 God knows what they're doing.
外面肯定有能用的手机 There's got to be a phone out there we can use.
我们得报警 We got to call the police.
要和警察说什么 And tell them what?
说是一部电影把所有人都变成了杀手吗 That a movie turned everyone into killers?
-事实就是如此 -那些警察会 - It's what happened. - The cops are gonna
把我们锁在房间里 每天每夜的盘问 lock us in a room and ask us questions all day,
与此同时 有更多的人会被杀害 and more people are gonna get ripped apart.
-更多人 -是米洛说的 - More people? - Milo said
今晚还有一场放映 记得吗 there's another screening tonight, remember?
见鬼 Holy shit.
也就是说还有另一份拷贝 Which means there's another print.
这个是导演寄来的 Well, this one came from the director.
所以我们要找到他... So then we find him...
...然后取消第二场 ...and we cancel night two.
桌子后面发现的 It was behind the desk.
拷贝是快递公司寄来的 The delivery service that dropped off the print.
能得知寄件人地址 They can tell us where they picked it up from.
我们走吧 Let's go.
等一下 Hold on, wait.
我知道你反感警察 Look, I know what you said about the police,
但仅凭一己之力我们做不到 but we can't do this by ourselves.
警察找到这个人的机会比我们大得多 They stand a much better chance of finding this guy than we do.
-我们得说服他们... -不 查德 - We just got to convince them... - No, Chad.
等等 凯莉 Wait, Kelley.
你会用使用吗 Are you good with that?
我爸是海军陆战队员 My dad's a Marine.
瞄准 扣动扳机 发射 Point, pump and pull.
走吧 Come on.
奎恩 Quinn?
奎恩 Quinn.
伙计 是我 Hey, man, it's me.
我是查德 It's Chad.
你的朋友 Your friend.
我们从八年级开始就是朋友了 We've been friends since the eighth grade, man.
想想看 Just think.
记起来了吗 Remember.
还记得我们在坦斯基老师的化学课上做大麻吗 Remember when we made hash in Mr. Thanski's chemistry class
学校差点叫缉毒局来抓我们 and the school almost called the DEA on us?
-查德 -等一下 - Chad. - Hold on.
奎恩 Quinn.
好吗 想一想 Okay? Think.
米洛在看黄片的时候 Or when, uh, when Milo was watching porn
不小心用蓝牙 and he accidentally Bluetoothed it
传到了学校的对讲机上 还记得吗 to the school intercom. Do you remember that?
奎恩 Quinn.
看着我 伙计 Look at me, man.
想想看 Just think.
是我. It's me.
你说得对 You're right.
我们去找辆车 Let's find a car,
去找那个该死的导演 and let's hunt this fucking director down.
对 就是那辆房车 Yeah, that's the van.
谁住在拖车里 却开着劳斯莱斯 Who lives in a trailer and drives a Rolls-Royce?
看了就知道 Let's find out.
报道援引一名官员的话 One officer was quoted as saying
这场大屠杀前所未见 the carnage is unlike anything he's ever seen.
突发新闻 星光汽车影院大屠杀 此次屠杀动机不明 警方正调查中
现在 有未经证实的报道称 Now, there are unconfirmed reports
突发新闻 星光汽车影院大屠杀 此次屠杀动机不明 警方正调查中
袭击已经蔓延至周边社区 of attacks spreading into the surrounding neighborhoods,
突发新闻 星光汽车影院大屠杀 此次屠杀动机不明 警方正调查中
但到目前为止 没有人公开说明 but so far, no one will go on record
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这里到底发生了什么事 as to exactly what has happened here.
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还能是什么 就是我大杀特杀 I kicked ass is what happened.
就是他妈的影史 Cinema fucking history is what happened!
...至少上百人... ...at least 100 people...
雄鸡回来可不是闹着玩的... The chickens didn't just come home to roost...
你们到底是谁 Who the hell are you?
我想就是雄鸡吧 The chickens, I guess.
你就是拉里·皮特曼吧 You must be Larry Bitterman.
-干嘛 -我们昨晚在现场 - What is this? - We were there last night.
就在星光汽车影院 At the Starlite Drive-In.
去看你的电影 To see your movie.
我不... 不知道你在说什么 I don't... I don't know what you're talking about.
相信我们 这不是你想走的路 Trust us, that is not the road that you want to take.
我们度过了漫长的一夜 We've had a long night.
好吧 别激动 Okay, take it easy.
干什么 告诉我你们想要什么 What is it? Just tell me what you want.
我们要另一份拷贝 We want the other print.
另一份拷贝 The other print?
今晚要放映的那个 For the screening tonight.
很抱歉 你们搞错了 那个... Oh, I'm sorry to say you've been misinformed. That...
电影只放映一场 That was a one-time-only event.
那是最后一份 That was the last and final print.
我保证 I promise.
四叶频道上写的 It was on 4chan.
也就是说 你们是地球上最后 Which means that you're the last people on earth
还在相信互联网上的信息的人 who believe what's on the Internet.
等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
如果你们在汽车影院看了电影 If you were at the drive-in watching the movie,
为什么没有... 你们没有... why weren't... I mean, why aren't you...?
你们没专心看电影吧 You weren't even paying attention, were you?
忙着乱搞 You were too busy laying pipe.
瞧 这就是为什么我讨厌 See, this is why I hated the idea
在汽车影院首映 of premiering at a drive-in.
大部分人都不专心看 Half the people are raw dogging it at any given time.
但你们一定看到发生了什么吧 But you must've seen what happened, right?
拜托... Please...
给我描述一下 Paint me a word picture.
那是我最辉煌的时刻 可我却不能出席 It was my finest hour, and I couldn't be there.
你最辉煌的时刻 Your finest hour?
大家都疯了 Everyone went crazy.
他们互相厮杀 They were tearing each other apart.
"所有人" "Everyone"?
每位观众都受到了影响吗 Every person who watched was affected?
反应率是百分百吗 The response was 100%?
难以置信 Unbelievable.
我们的朋友都死了 你却说得好像 Our friends are dead, and you're talking
这是个实验或者比赛得分 like it's an experiment or a game score.
都不是 是个... It's neither. It's a...
是一种体验 这是电影场景 It's an experience. It's a cinematic happening.
恐怖电影 A horror movie
恐怖不在银幕上 where the horror isn't on-screen.
而在观众中 It's in the audience.
仔细想想我说的啊 Try to appreciate what I'm talking about. Come on!
你们俩一定是电影迷 I mean, you two must be film buffs
不然你们昨晚就不会去了 or you wouldn't have been there last night,
你一定知道"驱魔人"[恐怖电影]的潜意识 so you must know about the, uh, subliminals in The Exorcist?
威廉·弗里德金 William Friedkin
把两帧恶魔的脸剪成到六卷 cut two frames of a demon's face into reel six.
导致很多观众都吐了 People were throwing up in the aisles.
也有妇女直接分娩的案例 There were cases of women going into labor.
有一个就直接在剧院生的 One gave birth right in the theater.
人们以为自己被附身了 People thought they were possessed,
就因为这两帧画面 and all because of two frames,
短短的两帧画面 two little frames,
还有一些有创意的音效 and some creative sound.
某些场景里 我们会混入愤怒的蜂窝声 In certain spots, we mixed in the sound of an angry beehive.
让人暴躁的效果贼好 Oh, really got on people's nerves.
你猜是谁想出来利用潜意识这个法子 Guess whose idea it was, the subliminals.
你吗 Yours?
第二助理剪辑 Second assistant cutter.
我们永远地改变了电影 We changed film forever.
不然当年的最佳影片就是我们了 We should've won Best Picture that year.
你知道当年是哪部吗 "骗中骗" You know what did? The Sting.
真是离谱 It was a travesty!
不能再这样下去了 I couldn't let that stand.
我得更进一步 I had to take it to the next level.
所以我就自己筹钱拍电影 So I raised money for my own movie.
我想要的是秘诀 懂吗 I was after the recipe, you see.
图像与声音的通用组合 The-the universal combination of image and sound
可以触发每个人大脑里的恐惧中心 that would trigger the fear center of every human brain.
我研究了侵入性记忆的形成 I studied intrusive memory formation,
中情局和终极思想控制实验 the CIA hijinks with MK-Ultra.
你知道三百三十赫兹的闪光吗 Did you know flashes of 330 hertz
没癫痫的人也能让它引发癫痫发作 can trigger seizures even in people without epilepsy?
我用尽所学 I applied everything I learned
就像爱迪生发明电灯泡一样 like Edison creating the light bulb.
我用了上千种组合 I used thousands of combinations
直到有一天 我成功了 until one day, it happened.
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我把几份笔记给我的编辑 I gave my editor some notes,
顺便过去看看她完成的怎样 and I came by to see what she'd done.
蕾妮 Lanie?
蕾妮 你在... Lanie, what are you...
他们把她关起来了 They put her away.
认为她超负荷工作 吸食毒品 Combination of overwork and drugs.
但我知道真实情况 I knew the real score.
我知道电影已经准备就绪 I knew the film was ready.
我找到经销商 I found a distributor.
在一个区域性会场开幕 Opened in one regional venue.
就是用一个特别活动来建立口碑 Just a special engagement to build word of mouth.
但是反响却出乎我意料 And the response was beyond my expectations.
即使发生了那样的事 Even after what happened,
人们还是想看 people wanted to see it.
直到... 有个议员的爱人盯上了我 Until... a certain senator's spouse turned her attention to me.
有一封信 It's a letter
信里说他们同意立即撤下你的电影 stating they've agreed to pull your movie immediately.
不仅如此 Not only that.
他们还要毁掉现存的所有拷贝 They're going to destroy every print in existence.
你个婊子 You bitch!
来人 快阻止他 Somebody stop him!
我杀了你 I'm gonna kill you.
我杀了你 I'm gonna kill you!
我一定要让全世界看到我的电影 I won't stop until the whole world sees my movie!
我被指控人身攻击 They charged me with assault.
在监狱里待了十五年 They put me away for 15 years.
一个把艺术家关起来的社会 A society that locks up its artists
不配存在在这世上 doesn't deserve to survive.
就应该毁灭 所以 It deserves to burn. So,
我跟个修道士一样 监狱里的每分每秒 like a monk, I spent every minute of my time
我都在搜集所有能得到的信息 gathering every piece of information I could
修补和改进秘诀 to fix and to refine the recipe.
出狱之后 我将它运用到 And when I got out, I applied it
一份我藏起来的拷贝上 to a workprint that I'd squirreled away.
剩下的就是... And the rest...
历史重演 is history.
好吧 我知道你们现在很生气 Okay. I know you're angry right now,
但请你们尽量识大局 but try to appreciate the big picture.
你们是历史的见证人 You were a witness to history.
你们可以退休 可以巡回演讲了 You can retire to the lecture circuit.
你们再也不用工作了 You'll never have to work another day.
接受胜利 继续生活吧 Take the win and get on with your lives.
感觉你俩是好孩子啊 You two look like nice kids.
我们看了你的电影 We saw some of your movie.
我们俩都看了 The both of us.
还不足以让我们疯狂 Wasn't enough to make us crazy.
不过足够让我们这样做 But enough to make us do this.
你的恐惧中心还好吗 How's that fear center doing?
-你个婊子 -拷贝在哪 - You bitch. - Where's the print?
早告诉你了 没有其他拷贝 There is no other print, I told you!
放屁 我们之前在放映室 Bullshit! We were in the projection booth.
看了一眼存档 你知道我没找到什么吗 I got a look at the print, and you know what I didn't see?
接头 磁带接头 Splices. Tape splices.
除非我看到的是备份 要么 Unless what I had was a copy and the original
原件就还在这 快他妈说 is still here, so fucking talk.
在哪 Where is it?
去你妈的 Fuck you.
行行行 All right, all right, all right.
在盒子里 那个盒子里 It's in the box. That box there.
拿上走人 等等 Take it and go. Wait, wait, wait,
等等 你们干什么 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what are you doing?
不要啊 那是我毕生的心血 Don't! Don't. That's my life's work.
是我的全部 求你们了 It's all that I have. Please, please, please.
好吧 我道歉 行吧 Okay. I'm sorry. All right?
非常抱歉 I'm sorry for everything!
求你了 快阻止他 Just please, make him stop.
我讨厌道歉 I hate apologies.
我就是这样 It's a thing.
不 等下 别把我留在这 求求了 No. Wait, you can't leave me here. Please.
-求你们了 -你让我们活在恐怖电影里 - Please. - You put us in a horror movie.
现在该我们报答你了 Now we're just returning the favor.
你以为这就是电影的结局吗 You think this is the end of the movie?
这只是第一幕 It's only act one!
剩下的 And the rest
一定会是史诗级的 is gonna be fucking epic!
我的名字一定会载入电影史 My name will go down in cinema history.
库布里克 科波拉[著名导演] Kubrick! Coppola!
斯皮尔伯格 Spielberg!
还他妈的有我 拉里·皮特曼 And Larry fucking Bitterman!
我可是有劳斯莱斯的人 I got a fucking Rolls!
知道为什么吗 You want to know why?
去问你们自己吧 Ask yourself why!
说出来吓死你们 You won't like the fucking answer!
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