- 大家好 - 嘿 - Hey, guys. - Hey.
你们觉得怎么样？ So, what do you think?
- 你是指什么？ - 什么？ - About what? - What?
你在开玩笑吗？ 好吧 我给你们一个提示 Are you kidding? Okay, I'll give you a hint. I'll give you a hint.
眼睛 不 你的眼睛 不 Eyes. No, no. Your eyes! No.
钱德的眼睛 Chandler's eyes!
我戴上了眼镜 I got glasses.
你一直都戴着眼镜啊 You always had glasses.
我才没有 No, I didn't.
你确定？ Are you sure?
你不是曾经有一对？ Didn't you used to have a pair?
你不是戴着圆形酒红色的眼镜 看起来有一点… They were really round and burgundy, and they made you look kind of, um...
- 娘娘腔 - 对 - Feminine. - Yes!
不 No.
甜心 我觉得你很适合戴眼镜 你看起来很性感 I think the glasses look great. They make you look sexy.
- 真的吗？ - 对 - Really? - Yeah.
你不会也以为 我以前有戴眼镜吧？ You didn't think I used to wear glasses, right?
- 当然不会 - 额 - Of course. - Pfft.
我不知道 I had no idea.
你们要什么订婚礼物？ What do you want for an engagement present?
没关系 我们不办派对… Oh, that's okay, we're not having a party...
所以你们不必送我们… ...so you don't have to get us... - Ah, buh-buh-buh! Heh.
如果有人想送我们礼物 我们不该剥夺他们的快乐 If someone wants to give us a present, we don't want to deprive them of that joy.
你应该送他们携带型CD唱机 Oh, you should get them one of those little CD players.
我已经有一台了 Oh, I already have one.
但有人借走 把它忘在妇产科诊所 Unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist.
对 至于"那个人" 她指的是乔伊 Yeah, and by "someone" she means Joey.
我知道我要什么 Hey, I know what I want!
- 是我们要什么 甜心 - 不 你不要这个礼物 - What we want, honey. - No, you don't want this.
我要你奶奶的饼干食谱 I want to have your grandmother's cookie recipe.
你是说那个 巧克力碎片饼干的食谱吗？ You mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe?
- 对啊 - 我奶奶… - Uh-huh, yeah. - The one my grandmother...
临死前要我发誓… ...made me swear on her deathbed...
绝不会泄露给外人的饼干食谱？ ...that I would never let out of our family?
快死的人都会胡言乱语 Dying people say the craziest things.
多年来我一直都想得到它 我想帮我的孩子们做饼干 I've wanted it for years. I was gonna make cookies for my children.
我真的很难过 好吧 Break my heart. Oh, all right.
我要当能做出全世界 最好吃饼干的妈妈 I'll be the mom who makes the world's best chocolate chip cookies.
我们的孩子会是胖子 对吧？ Our kids are gonna be fat, aren't they?
- 你们好 - 嘿 - Ahoy! - Hey.
- 驾帆船出海还好玩吧？ - 很棒 我闻始喜欢驾驶帆船了 - How's the boat? - I'm getting into this sailing stuff.
这次你终于出海了？ You finally took it out of the marina?
我为什么要那么做？ Why would I do that?
三个彪形大汉使出吃奶的力气 才把它漂在海上 It took three guys to get the thing in there.
如果你不想开它出海 你在船上都做些什么呢？ If you don't sail it, what do you do on it?
光是坐在那里就很舒服了… It's a great place to just kind of sit...
我什么都不做 喝啤酒 吃洋芋片 ...hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips.
恭喜你终于找到 能那么做的地方了 It's good that you finally have a place to do that.
乔伊 如果你要的话 我可以教你驾驶帆船 Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want.
- 你会驾驶帆船？ - 对啊 我这辈子都在驾船 - You could? - Yeah, I've been sailing my whole life.
我十五岁时 我爸送我一艘帆船 When I was 15, my dad bought me my own boat.
- 你有一艘帆船？ - 怎么…他想要安慰我 - Your own boat? - He was trying to cheer me up.
我的小马生病了 My pony was sick.
(中央咖啡厅)
- 你知道我在想什么吗？ - 什么？ - You know what I was thinking? - What?
没事 我只是想这么做 Nothing, I just like to go like this.
- 钱德 今晚你要做什么？ - 你有课吗？ - Chandler, what are you doing tonight? - Why, do you have a lecture?
- 没有啊 怎么了？ - 那么我没事 怎么了？ - No, why? - Then, free as a bird. What's up?
我爸想约你去打回力球 Uh, my dad wants to know if you want to play racquetball.
太棒了 爸一定很喜欢你 Wow, that's great! Dad must like you.
- 他从来不会约人去打回力球 - 他没有约你 - He doesn't ask just anyone to play. - He didn't really ask for you.
他要约"小钱" 我猜他应该是指你 He asked for "Chauncey." I assumed he meant you.
你纠正他了吗？ Did you correct him?
没有 我觉得那样子比较好玩 No, I thought it would be more fun this way.
太酷了 或许你们每星期都该这么做 Maybe this is something you could do this every week.
或是你也可以坐在走廊上… Or you could sit on the porch...
确定垃圾桶不会被偷走 ...and make sure no one steals the trashcans.
他每星期都会这么做 He does that every week too.
你得让他赢 他最讨厌输了 Just so you know, you have to let him win. He hates to lose.
没问题 或许我该用左手打球 Oh, no problem. Maybe I'll play with my left hand.
你不是左撇子吗？ You're not a lefty?
有人认识我吗？ Does anybody know me?
怎么了？菲比 What's wrong, Phoebe?
我到以前的公寓拿饼干食谱… I just went to my old apartment to get you the cookie recipe...
那场愚蠢的大火把它烧了 ...and that stupid fire burned it up!
不 你为什么没有影印一份 把它放在防火的盒子里… No! Why didn't you make a copy and keep it in a fireproof box...
将盒子放在离起火点 至少一百码的地方？ ...and keep it at least 100 yards away from the original?
因为我是个凡人 Because I'm normal.
那是我奶奶留给我的传奇 That was the one legacy my grandmother left me.
我知道你要它当你的订婚礼物 And I know you wanted it as an engagement present.
我们得送你们订婚礼物？ We have to get you an engagement present?
别担心 菲比 Don't worry about it.
没有人送我订婚礼物 No one got me an engagement present.
好 我没有食谱 但这个给你 Okay, here. I don't have the recipe, but here.
祝你们健康快乐 I wish you health and happiness.
一块放了很久的饼干？ An old cookie?
不列出礼物清单 就是会发生这种事 See, this is what happens when you don't register for gifts.
我做了一些饼干 把它们冷冻起来 这是最后一块 I made a batch and I froze it. And this is the only one left.
- 我们不能收下它 - 为什么？ - We can't accept this. - Why not?
因为它很恶心 Because it's gross.
不 等一下 我想我可以 利用这块饼干猜出整个食谱 No, wait. I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie.
我在工作时常常这么做 I do this at work all the time.
- 真的吗？ - 我想我可以做到 - Really? - Yeah, I think I can.
喔 耶 Oh, yay!
好吧 罗斯 我们欠你一份礼物 Okay, Ross, we owe you a present.
是两份 我订过两次婚 Two! I've been engaged twice.
快来看看这捆小丑 Look at this clown.
他以为整条河都是他的 Because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river.
别档路 大混蛋 Get out of the way, jackass!
谁会把自己的船 命名为"海岸防卫队"？ Who names their boat Coast Guard, anyway?
- 因为他们就是海岸防卫队 - 他们在这里做什么？ - That is the Coast Guard. - What are they doing out here?
海岸在那边 The coast is all the way over there.
乔伊 别管那些船 Joey, just ignore the boats.
- 我们的课还没有上完 - 好吧 - We're not finished with our lesson. - All right.
我要帮你复习一下基本要点 准备好了吗？ I'm gonna go over the basic points one more time.
别麻烦了 瑞秋 我已经懂了 Come on, Rach. Not again. I got it, okay? Let's start sailing!
我们开始驾驶吧 我想把船开到那一船小妞旁边去 I want to go over there where that boatload of girls is. Yeah, oh!
真的吗？ Oh, is that what you wanna do?
你想要跟那些小妞鬼混？ You want to give a shout out to the old hot chicas?
好了 来吧 水手乔伊 Okay, let's do that, Sailor Joe.
快问快答 这叫什么？ Quick question, though: What's this called?
- 船上的绳子？ - 错了 - Uh, boat rope? - Wrong.
- 要怎么把主帆扛上去？ - 额 - How do you get the mainsail up? - Uh...
摸一下就行了？ Rub it?
不 如果我说我们要转向了 你该怎么办？ No. What do you do if I say we're coming about?
我会说 "随你转？ " I'd say, "Come again?" Ha, ha.
我知道 这一题我会 No, no, I know this one. I know this one. Uh, um...
时间到 现在你死了 Time's up. Now you're dead.
我也聋了 And deaf!
你继续开玩笑吧 Okay, you go on and make your little jokes.
如果你不知道自己在海上做什么… If you don't know what you're doing at sea...
你就会在海上没命 你听懂了吗？ 水手 ...you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you, sailor?
- 懂了 - 别只是说你懂了 - Yes. - Don't just say yes.
这不是游戏 你很可能会受伤 This isn't a game. You could get hurt out here!
你要注意听我说话呢 还是想死呢？ So do you want to pay attention, or do you want to die?
我想从船上打电话给钱德 I want to make a ship-to-shore call to Chandler.
- 我吃到了肉豆壳 - 真的吗？ - All right, I definitely taste nutmeg. - You do?
你没吃到吗？ 那就是… You don't? Heh. Well, that's the difference...
专业人员跟外行人的不同 ...between a professional and a layman.
专业人员很傲慢 That and arrogance.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 驾驶帆船出海好玩吗？ Hey. How was sailing?
我不想谈这件事 I don't want to talk about it.
- 你们至少可以留一块饼干给我 - 不 - You could've saved me a whole cookie. - No!
女人太无情了 Women are mean!
我不敢相信 I can't believe that.
现在我奶奶的传奇 只剩下… Now the only thing left of my grandmother's legacy is...
这块碎屑 ...this crumb.
祝你们白头偕老 婚姻美满 I wish you a long and happy marriage.
- 嘿 - 怎么样？ - Hey. - How was it?
我玩得很开心 Well, I had a great time.
但是小钱… Um, Chauncey on the other hand...
让我来说吧 I will tell the story.
我们相处甚欢 我放手让他赢球 他喜欢我… It was going great. I let him win, we were bonding...
甚至说我可以叫他爸爸 ...he even said I could call him Dad.
他要你不能叫他什么？ And what did he ask you not to call him?
爹地 "Daddy."
听着 事情是这样的 Look, here's the story.
我们打完球 决定去… We had just finished playing racquetball...
做三温暖 ...and we were gonna take a steam.
我走进蒸气室… I walk into the steam room...
里面雾气弥漫 ...and it's really steamy.
于是我拿下眼镜 悲剧发生了 So I take off my glasses, and that's when it happened.
你们在哪里？ Guys?
- 这边 - 坐吧 孩子 - Over here. - Have a seat, son.
嘿 Hey!
- 我的天啊 钱德 我不敢相信 - 我知道 - Oh, my God, Chandler! I can't believe it. - I know.
你在我爸大腿上跳艳舞 You gave my father a lap dance.
他们为什么 要把那里弄得雾气弥漫的？ Why do they put so much steam in there?
不那么做的话 那里只能叫做"房间" Because otherwise they'd have to call it the "room" room.
为什么？ 为什么会发生那种事？ Why, okay? Why? Why did that have to happen?
别这样 那没有什么大不了的 Come on, it's not that big a deal.
那没有什么大不了的？ Not that big a deal? There...
我有种异样的触感 There was touching of things.
我知道你想跟我爸打好关系… I know you wanted to bond with my dad...
但你一定要从他那个地方开始吗？ ...but did you have to bond to that part?
我相信爸不会在乎的 或许他会觉得很好笑 Listen, I'm sure Dad doesn't care. He probably thought this was funny.
他会把这个故事挂在嘴边好几年 He'll be telling this story for years.
我就是不希望 他把这个故事挂在嘴边好几年 I don't want him to tell this story for years.
喔 他会那么做的 Oh, but he will.
他还是会告诉大家 摩妮卡试图逃出减肥营的故事 He still tells the story about how Monica tried to escape from fat camp.
我才没有逃跑 I wasn't escaping.
那么你怎么会 被卡在铁丝网上的？ Then how'd you get caught in the barbed wire?
我想要救一只松鼠 I was trying to help out a squirrel.
你想吃掉他 You were trying to eat it.
如果是你爸打电话来 告诉你这件事… If that is your father calling to tell this story...
那么我们的婚礼取消了 ...then the marriage is off!
别这样 喂？ Come on. Hello.
对不起 你打错电话了 I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
我待会回你电话 爸 我爱你 Okay, I'll call you later, Dad. I love you.
- 好了 我要去见你爸了 - 哇哦 - All right, I'm off to see your dad. - Oh, whoa.
你不会穿太多了吗？ Aren't you a little overdressed?
你最好确定 这次他会付你小费 Yeah, and you better make sure he tips you this time.
我想说服他 别再提那件事… I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore...
我想最好的办法 就是跟他面对面谈一谈 ...and I figured the best way to do that was face to face.
我说的"面对面" 指的不是他的大腿 And by "face," I don't mean his lap.
我说的"面对面" 指的不是我的屁股 And by "face," I don't mean my ass.
你要送摩妮卡跟钱德订婚礼物？ Are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present?
我不知道 他们没有送我们礼物 I don't know. You know, they didn't get us anything.
谢谢你 Thank you!
- 嘿 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hey.
嗨 Well, hello.
我们什么时候要再出航？伙伴 So when are we getting back out on the water, matey?
我不知道水手是怎么说的 但我死都不要 Oh, uh, I don't know the boat way to say this, but, never.
- 为什么？ - 因为你在船上很凶 - Why not? - Because you're mean on the boat.
我只是想教会你 Wha...? I was just trying to teach you.
我的确学会了教训 那就是瑞秋很凶 Well, lesson learned. Rachel is mean.
对 没错 Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
我还记得她驾驶她爸的船 带我出海 I remember when she took me out on her dad's boat.
她完全不让我插手 She wouldn't let me help out at all.
对不起 我要你帮我 但你连动都动不了… Excuse me, I wanted you to help. But you couldn't move your arms...
因为你穿了三件救生衣 ...because you were wearing three life jackets.
我们得敬畏大海 You have to respect the sea.
乔伊 如果你觉得我很凶 对不起 Look, Joey, I'm sorry if you thought that was mean.
但我告诉你 我一点都不凶 But I tell you something, that was not mean.
我爸才凶 以前在船上 他总会对我大吼大叫 My father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat.
那真的很可怕 我是个很棒的老师 It was horrible. I was being a really good teacher.
好老师会说 "把啤酒放下 猪头"？ Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer, pinhead!"
好学生会在上第一堂课时 就喝掉七罐啤酒？ Does a good student drink 7 beers during his first lesson?
是六罐半 Six and a half.
你把最后一罐从我手里 敲掉 还记得吗？ You knocked that last one out of my hand.
我不希望你被船桁打中 I didn't want you to get hit by the boom.
它的确打中我了 Well, it hit me anyway.
如果我能喝完最后一罐啤酒 或许不会那么痛 It would have hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.
对不起 我会试着小声点 不再对你大吼大叫 I'm sorry. I will try to tone it down and, uh, stop yelling.
- 你不会再使唤我？ - 我不会再使唤你 - You won't boss me around? - I won't boss you around.
- 你会对我很好？ - 我对你很好 - And you'll be nice? - I'll be nice.
- 你会脱掉上衣？ - 乔伊 - And you'll be topless? - And I... Joey!
你希望我学会吗？ You want me to learn?
这是二十二号 Okay, here's batch 22.
或许它们跟你奶奶的饼干味道很像 Maybe these'll taste like your grandmother's.
我放了一些橘子皮 没有放肉豆壳 This has a bit of orange peel, but no nutmeg.
- 我们来试吃吧 - 额 - Mm. Let's give it a shot. - Ugh.
自从九年级后 我再也没做过这么多饼干 I have not made so many cookies since 9th grade.
- 你为了义卖会做那么多饼干吗？ - 不 那是我星期五晚上要吃的 - What was that for, a bake sale? - No, just a Friday night.
这些饼干真的很好吃 Mm. These are pretty good.
- 对 但没有十七号好吃 - 嗯 - Yeah, but not as good as batch 17. - Mm-mm.
十七号是哪一块？ Which one was that?
你几乎快吐出来后 吃的那块饼干 The ones we had after you almost threw up.
对 十七号很好吃 Oh, yeah, batch 17 was good.
我不喜欢十六号 I did not like batch 16.
我没事 I'm okay.
好吃的还有剩吗？ 我们可以好好研究一下那一些 Are there any more from the good batch? We could work off those.
对 我想十七号应该还剩一块 Well, yeah, I think there's one from batch 17 left. Uh...
十六号 这是十六号 别挡路 Batch 16. Sixteen, people, get out of the way!
嘿 乔伊 你表现得很好 Okay, Joey. Honey, you're doing really good.
我要你站到左舷去 I just need you to step to the portside.
还记得左舷是哪一边吗？ Remember how we talked about the portside?
- 当然 - 是吗 - Oh, yeah. - Right?
不 No.
是左边 甜心 但没关系 那一题太难了 It's left, sweetie, but that's okay. That's a tough one.
为什么不干脆说左边就好了呢？ Why not just say left?
好吧 到左边去 Okay, go to the left.
左边 Ahem, the left.
- 哈？ -坐在那边 - Huh? - Just sit over there!
看到没？ 你又在大吼大叫了 Okay! Okay! You're yelling again. See that?
不 我很小声 语气充满了爱意 我没有大吼大叫 Oh, no, no. Very quiet. Said with love, no yelling.
你知道吗？ You know what?
既然我已经坐在这里 我要在左舷喝一罐啤酒 Since I'm here, I'm gonna have a beer on the portside.
你看到我刚刚做了什么吗？ See what I did there? Ha, ha.
乔伊 风有点大 麻烦你把船绳拉紧 We're luffing a little. Will you tighten up the Cunningham?
你说了一堆我听不懂的话 Whoa, you just said a bunch of stuff I don't know.
乔伊 别这样 我刚刚才教过你 Joey, come on! We just went over this.
你教我的时候 有只乌嘴巴里衔着鱼飞过去 Oh, when we did that was when that bird was overhead with the fish in his mouth.
- 你看到了吗？那真的很恶心 - 没有 我没有看到鸟或鱼 - Did you see it? It was gross. - No! I did not see the bird.
也没看到形状像泰森的保丽龙 I did not see the fish! I did not see the piece of Styrofoam shaped like Mike Tyson!
我没有看到 因为我忙着教你驾驶帆船 I did not, because I was trying to teach you how to sail a boat.
很明显地 那是不可能的 Which obviously is an impossible thing to do.
够了 你在大吼大叫 而且你没有脱掉上衣 That's it! You're yelling, and I don't see you taking your top off.
我放弃了 I quit!
- 你是什么意思？你不能放弃 - 为什么？ - What do you mean? You can't quit. - Why not?
你还没有学会 我不准你那么做 葛林家的人不会放弃 Because you're not finished! I won't have it. Greens do not quit.
葛林家的人？ Greens?
我姓崔比亚尼 崔比亚尼家的人会放弃 I'm a Tribbiani. Tribbianis quit.
我的天啊 Oh, my God. Wait.
刚刚我说 "葛林家的人不会放弃"对吧？ Did I...? I just said, "Greens don't quit," didn't I?
- 我到底说了没有？ - 对 你还在对我大吼大叫 - Did I say, "Greens don't quit"? - Yes! And you're still yelling at me.
不 我没有对你大吼大叫 我是对你身边的空气大吼大叫 No, I'm not yelling at you. I'm just yelling near you.
天啊 乔伊 我就跟我爸一样 Oh, God, Joey. Oh, I'm my father.
天啊 这真的太可怕了 Oh, my God. This is horrible.
我很努力不要跟我妈一样 却没有提防到这一点 I've been trying so hard not to be my mother, I did not see this coming.
喔 乔伊 Ugh, Joey.
我真的很抱歉 我只希望你能学会驾驶帆船 I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I just wanted you to learn.
- 额 - 嘿 我… - Ugh. - Hey, I...
我的确学会了 I did learn.
- 真的吗？ - 没错 来吧 - Really? - Yeah, come on.
- 不 - 没关系的 - No. - Yeah. It's okay.
我知道主帆是什么 I know what a mainsail is. Huh?
我知道船桁过来时 一定要低头 I know to duck when the boom comes across.
- 我知道左舷是右边 - 左边才对 - I know port is right. - Left.
该死 Damn it!
我们试着研究出她的食谱… You know, I bet it would make my grandma happy...
这会让我奶奶觉得开心 ...to know that we're trying to figure out her recipe.
我敢说她正抬头看着我们 对我们微笑 I bet she's looking up at us and smiling right now.
抬头看我们？ Looking up?
她对我真的很好 但现在她一定在地狱里 Oh, yeah, no, she was really nice to me but she's in hell for sure.
我已经努力过了 Well, I've tried everything. I give up.
我放弃 我没办法成为做出全世界 最好吃饼干的妈妈 I'm not gonna be the mom who makes the world's best cookies.
但我会做最好吃的 花椰菜配油封鸭 I do make the best duck confit with broccoli raab.
小孩子很喜欢吃那道菜吧？ Kids love that, right?
菲比 难道你家的亲戚 都没有食谱吗？ Aw, Pheeb, isn't there any relative that would have the recipe?
你姐姐呢？ What about your sister?
不 我跟自己发誓… Oh, no. I made a promise to myself that the next time...
除非我死掉 不然我不会跟乌苏拉说话 ...I would talk to Ursula is over my dead body.
那一天将会是 2032年10月15日 And that's not happening until October 15, 2032.
那天你会死掉？ That's the day you're gonna die? See.
那天我要去玩推圆盘游戏 Darn it, I've got shuffleboard that day. Heh.
你少做梦了 That's what you think.
你奶奶的朋友呢？ 他们没有食谱吗？ What about friends of your grandmother? Would they have the recipe?
我在法国的亲戚 可能有人知道 You know, I may have relatives in France who would know.
我奶奶说食谱是她奶奶 My grandmother said she got the recipe...
"鸟巢"传给她的 ...from her grandmother, "Nestley Toulouse."
她叫什么名字？ What was her name?
鸟巢 Nestley Toulouse.
雀巢？ Nestley Toulouse?
额 Ugh.
美国人就是 没办法说好法文 You Americans always butcher the French language.
菲比 这是你奶奶的食谱吗？ Phoebe, is this the recipe?
对 Yes!
喔 Oh.
我不敢相信我花了两天时间研究那份食谱 I cannot believe that I spent the last two days trying to figure out that recipe.
结果它一直在这里 It was in my cupboard the whole time!
我知道 就是这样的事情… I know! You see, it is stuff like this...
害得你得在地狱里受苦 ...which is why you're burning in hell!
那么你懂了 So you understand.
如果你可以不把那件事说出去 我会觉得舒服一点 I'd feel more comfortable if you didn't tell people.
我觉得很不好意思 You know, I'm a little embarrassed about it.
我完全了解 I understand completely. There's nothing more horrifying...
最可怕的事莫过于 在丈人跟丈母娘面前丢脸 ...than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws.
事实上我开始跟茱蒂交往时 根本就没有工作 As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy, I was unemployed.
她爸问我是干哪一行的 Her father asked me what I did for a living.
- 我说我是律师 - 嘿 - I told him I was a lawyer. - Heh.
- 他们发现事实后你怎么办？ - 他们一直都没有发现 - What'd you do when they found out? - They never did.
如果你看到我在帮他们做法律咨询 只要点头就行了 So if you ever see me giving them legal advice, just nod along.
我们可以进去了吗？ Shall we?
我猜这里得穿泳装才能进来 So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here.
乔伊 我得承认… Well, Joey, I hate to admit it...
你的航海方式 真的有趣多了 ...your way of sailing is a lot more fun.
对… Yep, yep.
嘿 你何不拉一下那条绳子？ Hey, why don't you give a pull on that rope?
我们没有要出海 We're not sailing.
- 拉一下 - 好吧 - Just pull on it. - All right.
- 嘿 - 额 - Hey! - Eh?
三明治 Sandwiches!
- 不然会是什么呢？ - 哈哈 - What else? - Ha, ha.
这个给你 Here you go.
- 谢谢 - 哇 - Thank you. - Oh, wow.
- 你在做什么？ - 对不起 - What are you doing? - Oops. Sorry.
别那样 好料的都掉在地上了 Don't hold it like that. You're letting all the good stuff fall out.
- 小心 - 小心 - Oh. Oops. - Careful!
你浪费了好吃的腌燻牛肉 You're wasting good pastrami!
天啊 我就跟我爸一样 Oh, my God. I'm my dad!