各位 各位 我有个好消息 猜猜看 Guys! Guys! I've got great news. Guess what.
- 摩妮卡怀孕了 - 真的吗？ - Uh, Monica's pregnant! - Really?
当我没说过 Let's get past the moment.
- 是什么好消息呢？ - 谢谢 - What's your news? - Thank you.
我找到一个广告工作了 I got a job in advertising.
- 亲爱的 这真是太棒了 - 喔 - Oh, honey, that's incredible! - Wow.
天啊 薪水怎样呢？ Gosh, what's the pay like?
喔 你们 别这样 Oh, come on, people.
如果我不知道谁赚最多… If I don't know who makes the most...
我怎么知道要最喜欢谁呢？嗨 乔伊 how do I know who I like the most? Hi, Joey.
没有薪水 是实习的工作 It pays nothing. It's an internship.
《我们的日子》也有实习生 We have interns at Days of our Lives.
没错 所以是一样的东西 不同的只是不用常跟你上床 Right. So it'll be the same, except less sex with you.
你觉得你去那里要做什么呢？ So, uh, what do you think they'll have you do there?
这只是个训练课程 但是之后他们会聘请他们喜欢的人 It's a training program, but they hire the people they like.
- 太棒了 - 定会有些无聊乏味的工作让人讨厌 - That's great! - There's gonna be some grunt work...
一个大男人帮大家端咖啡真是羞辱 which will stink. A grown man getting people coffee is humiliating.
羞辱 却高贵 Humiliating and noble.
谢谢你 Thank you.
如果我不是早有工作了 You know, if I didn't already have a job...
我应该会在广告业做得很好的 I would've been good in advertising.
罗斯 "今天喝牛奶了吗？" 不是你想出来的 Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?"
是的 是我想的 是我 Yes, I did! I did!
我应该要把它先写下来的 I should've written it down.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hey.
钱德呢？我想要先祝他第一天上班愉快 Where's Chandler? I wanna wish him good luck on his first day.
而且我也闻到培根香了 And I smelled bacon. Ha, ha.
- 他才刚走 - 谁才刚走？ - He just left. - Who did?
乔伊 你不会相信的 她打来了 Joey, you're never gonna believe it! She called!
- 是吗？ - 你得到了 - She did'? - You got it!
- 是吗？ - 她是在说什么呢？ - I did? - What is she talking about?
我不知道 但是听起来倒是挺棒的 I don't know, but it sounds great!
你的经纪人打电话来 你得到试演的机会了 No, your agent called. You got that audition!
- 跟李奥海斯吗？ - 是的 - With Leonard Hayes? - Yes!
我的天啊 太棒了 这是百老汇的一出戏 Oh, my God, that is great! It's for a play on Broadway.
在一间真的剧院 而不是像上次一样 是在快餐店下面的那种 And in a real theater. Not that little one underneath the deli like last time.
- 是一出好戏吗？ - 肯定是的 - Is it a good play'? - It must be.
因为我读了剧本 而且根本连一个字都看不懂 I read it and didn't understand a single word!
- 李奥海斯也会参与演出 - 是啊 兼导演 - Leonard Hayes is starring in it. - Yeah, and directing.
他在《马克白》的演出真是精彩 Oh, he was so good in that movie of Macbeth.
- 你有看吗？ - 没有 但是我看了预告 - You saw that? - No, but I saw the previews.
他们在《蠢蛋搞怪秀》播出之前有预告 - 啊哈 - They played it right before Jackass. - Ah.
哦 是的 是的 有 Oh, yeah, yeah. He has.
- 他做了些挺好的东西 - 喔 是啊 - He's done some amazing work. - Oh, yeah.
我喜欢他的电话广告演出 Oh, I loved him in those phone commercials.
猴子用巨形塑胶电话打他的脸 When the monkey hits him in the face with the giant rubber phone. Ha-ha-ha.
或许猴子也会在试演会上 Maybe the monkey will be at the audition.
别让我再更紧张了 Don't make me more nervous than I already am!
- 早安 - 我可以帮您倒咖啡吗？先生 - Good morning. - Can I get you a cup of coffee, sir?
喔 不 我是实习生 就跟你们一样 Oh, no, no. I'm an intern, just like you guys.
除了这领带 公事包 还有我已到达 合法年龄可以租车以外 Except for the tie, the briefcase and the fact that I can rent a car.
真的？你是实习生？ Seriously, you're an intern?
我更在转换职业跑道中 得要从基层做起 I'm heading in a new career direction and you gotta start at the bottom.
老兄 Dude.
我知道我比你们大一些 但不至于像许不了一样 I know I'm a little older than you guys, but it's not like I'm Bob Hope.
从前的一位喜剧演员 "小伯乐" The comedian. USO.
先生 是"老伯"了 Uh, it's U.S.A., sir.
这位是乔伊崔比亚尼 乔伊 这几位都是制作人 This is Joey Tribbiani. Joey, these are the producers.
而你或许早就知道了 这位是李奥海斯 And as you probably already know, this is Leonard Hayes.
喔 Wow.
能够见到你真是太惊喜了 我是你的超级影迷 It is so amazing to meet you. I am such a big fan of your work.
我很幸运能够演出许多很棒的角色 Well, I've been blessed with a lot of great roles.
那倒是没错 "不限分钟 不限时数 " Tell me about it, huh? "Unlimited nights and weekends!"
你是在取笑我吗？我可没有违背自己的原则 Are you making fun of me? Because I am not a sellout.
我不是为钱而做的 我相信他们的电话好用 I didn't do it for money. I believe in those phones!
一家很烂的大哥大电话公司 害我差点失去一个表哥 I almost lost a cousin because of bad wireless service.
不 我不是在取笑你 我认为你在广告里的演出很棒 No, I wasn't making fun of you. I think you were great in those commercials.
- 真的？ - 是的 - Really? - Yeah.
嗯 我倒是真的有说服力扮演那角色 Well, I do bring a certain credibility to the role.
- 真的 - 何止如此 - It's true. - Are you kidding?
当他们拍摄你从火箭筒冲出来时… When they shoot you out of that cannon...
"挂掉那个电话 " "Hang up that phone!"
- 一次就拍成 - 哇 - One take. - Wow.
我知道 一次就成 Did that in one. I know.
- 那我们要开始了吗？ - 喔 是的 当然 - So shall we read? - Oh, yeah, sure.
第二慕开始 我会出场 知道吗？ Top of Act 2. This is my entrance. You got it?
嗯哈 Mm-hm.
你为什么还愣在这里？ What the hell are you still doing here?
噢 Oh. Uh.
- 我想你知道 - 浑蛋 - I think you know. - Bastard!
这都是你造成的 你知道吗？我现在就可以走 I am what you made me. You know what? I could go right now.
- 走 走 - 我不行 - Go! Go! - I can't.
喔 我想要 长暂停… Oh, I want to, Long Pause...
但是我不行 but I can't.
很抱歉 但是你不应该说出"长暂停" I'm so sorry. You're not supposed to say "long pause."
喔 喔 我以为那是你角色的名字 Oh! Oh, I thought that was your character's name. You know?
我以为你可能是印地安人 你知道的 名字都是… I thought you were, like, an Indian or something, you know, with the...
- 抱歉 - 长暂停 - Sorry. - Long Pause.
不 谢谢你过来 我们很感激 谢谢 No. Thank you so much for coming in. We appreciate it. Thank you.
你不要我再演一次吗？ Sure you don't want me to do it again?
- 我可以加上口音喔 - 不用了 - I could do it with an accent. - No.
你知道的 南方的口音 You know, Southern.
"我可以现在就走 老兄 " "I could go right now, mon!"
怎样？ Huh?
我的老天爷啊 My God in heaven.
李奥 乔伊 等一下 我们可以跟你谈一下吗？ Joey, hang on for a second. Leonard, can we talk to you for a moment?
怎样？ Yes?
你是在开玩笑吧 他根本不会演戏 You've gotta be kidding. See, he can't act.
我不在乎你是不是觉得他很帅 I don't care if you think he's hot.
如果你想要跟他上床 随你便 但是这是一场戏剧表演 If you wanna sleep with him, do it on your own time. This is a play.
如果你坚持这样… No, listen, if you insist on this...
我会马上打电话给我的经纪人 I will call my agent so fast...
用话质清晰的大哥大打 让他以为我人就在隔壁 on a cell phone connection so clear, he's gonna think I'm next door!
嗨 谢谢你这么小声帮我说话 Uh, hi. Uh, thank you so much for whispering for my benefit.
跟我说我是哪里不好 我会改进 然后再表演一次给你看 If you tell me what I did wrong, I would love to work on it and try it again for you.
还有 你好吗？ And also, how you doing?
再给我一次机会 我真的想要改进 拜托 Would you please just give me another chance? I really wanna get better. Please?
真的？ Really?
如果你今天想要再回来 Well, if you wanna come back today...
- 这是我的建议 准备好了吗？ - 好了 - here are my notes. Ready? - Yeah.
你在你的脑子里 想太多了 Um, you're in your head. You're thinking way too much.
我真的很怀疑 I really doubt that.
不是 你并没有跟你的身体做连结 No, no, no. It's that you're not connected with anything in your body.
- 没表达出迫切感 这一慕是很挣扎的 - 啊哈 - No urgency. The scene is a struggle. - Uh-huh.
- 是一种竞赛 - 嗯 - It's a race. - Uh-huh.
还有 你的表演是水平的 Also, what you did was horizontal.
别害怕发掘垂直的情感 - Don't be afraid to explore the vertical. - Uh-huh.
而且不要体会那些文字 让文字体会你 And don't learn the words. Let the words learn you.
我不能跟制作人睡一睡就好了吗？ Couldn't I just sleep with the producer?
嘿 要不要一起去吃晚餐？ Hey, do you wanna go to dinner tonight?
不行 我要跟那个女服务生凯蒂约会 Oh, I can't. I've got a date with that waitress, Katie.
我们只有出去过好像两次 但是我不知道… Yeah, I know we've only gone out, like, twice, but I don't know...
- 我对她的印象很不错 - 喔 我听到离婚的声音了 - I have a good feeling about her. - Oh, I hear divorce bells.
钱包给我 不然你们就惨了 Give me your wallets, and there won't be a problem.
- 什么？ - 我有枪 - What? - I have a gun.
好的 不要怕 菲比 冷静一点 Okay, just relax, Phoebe. Just stay calm.
我的天 我找不到皮夹子 Oh, my God, I can't find my wallet!
- 好了 女士 该你把皮包给我了 - 不要 - All right, lady, now give me your purse. - No.
"不要"？你什么意思？我就知道 我会死在你手上 菲比布菲 What do you mean, "no"? I knew you'd be my death, Phoebe Buffay!
- 罗威 是你吗？ - 菲比？ - Lowell, is that you? - Phoebe?
- 喔 我的天啊 - 真不敢相信 我的天啊 - Oh, my God! - Unbelievable! Oh, my God! Oh!
我很抱歉 罗斯 这是我 街头的老朋友 罗威 I'm sorry. Ross, this is my old friend, Lowell, from the streets! Ha, ha.
- 罗威 这位是罗斯 - 罗斯 很高兴认识你 - Lowell, Ross. - Ross, nice to meet you.
是啊 真是高兴 Yeah, a real pleasure.
真是好久了 哇 真久 - Oh, it's been so long! Oh, so long. - Ha-ha-ha.
- 不敢相信你还在干这行 - 我知道 但是我戒烟了 - I can't believe you're still doing this. - Ah, I know. But I quit smoking.
好极了 Good for you.
你看起来好像过得不错 You look like you're doing well.
我猜抢劫的日子对你而言 已经是过去式了 I guess your mugging days are behind you.
噢 Oh.
我的天 菲比 你以前会抢劫人？ Oh, my God. Phoebe, you used to mug people?
对不起 罗斯 我们老朋友正在叙旧耶 Excuse me, Ross, old friends catching up.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - HeY! - HeY!
- 试演进行得如何呢？ - 他们要我再去 但是… - How'd the audition go? - They wanna see me again, but, uh...
李奥海斯并不喜欢我 boy, Leonard Hayes did not like me.
- 怎么了？ - 他说我迫切感不够 - What happened? - Oh, he said I wasn't urgent enough.
我演的是水平的 应该要垂直一点 Everything I did was horizontal, and I should be more vertical.
- 他说我应该不要想太多 - 喔 目前为止还不错啊 - Oh, and he said that I should think less. - Well, so far so good.
亲爱的 我老了 Honey, I'm old!
怎么了？ What's wrong?
我比其他的实习生老太多了 我无法跟他们竞争 I am so much older than these other interns. I can't compete with them.
你是年纪比较大一点没错 So you're a little older.
往好处想 你有更多的生活经历 Look at the positive. You have all this life experience.
是的 但是我不认为生活经历 可以帮助我这个 Yes, but I don't think life experience is gonna help me with these.
哇 它们就像着火了 Wow! It's like they're on fire!
噢 Ooh.
- 这些是什么？ - 样品鞋 - What are they? - Prototype sneakers.
我需要想出该怎么卖 而我办不到 I need ideas on how to sell them. Which I can't do...
因为有自尊的成人不会穿这种东西的 because no self-respecting adult would ever wear these.
我给你五百块买下这双 I'll give you $500 for them.
- 我应该怎么办呢？ - 别这样 步鞋很容易啦 - What am I supposed to do? - Come on, sneakers are easy.
- 你也常常在穿啊 - 它们现在不叫做步鞋了 - You wear them all the time. - They're not called sneakers anymore.
改叫"溜鞋"或是"滑轮鞋" 我还听到有人说"轮鞋" They're called "kicks" or "skids." I think I heard somebody say "slorps."
它们底部有轮子突出来 让你可以滑来滑去 They've got wheels that pop out from the bottom so you can roll around...
因为很显然 走路太耗费体力了 because apparently walking is too much exercise.
"孩子们 孩子们 向前滑到儿童肥胖区吧 " "Kids! Kids! Roll your way to childhood obesity!"
你可以帮我卖这些东西吗？ Would you help me try to sell these?
好的 有没有想过用大波霸呢？ Okay. Have you considered using a girl with huge knockers?
那不会是他们想要的 That's not what they're looking for.
嘿 那对我很有用喔 Hey, that would work on me.
你想我为什么要买津津芦笋汁呢？ Why do you think I buy Mrs. Butten/vorth's?
(中央咖啡厅)
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
- 嘿 - 你不会相信刚刚发生什么事 - Hey. - You'll never guess what just happened.
- 菲比跟我被抢了 - 你们没事吧 - Phoebe and I got mugged! - Are you okay?
没事 因为菲比认识那捆抢匪 Yeah, because Phoebe knew the mugger.
你怎么会认识抢匪呢？ How do you know a mugger?
不好意思 除了我们六个人之外 我还是有其他朋友的 I'm sorry, I have friends outside the six of us.
你知道他们是怎么认识的吗？因为菲比以前也是在抢劫别人 Know how she knew him? Because Phoebe used to mug people.
真的吗？ Seriously?
我不觉得很光荣 但是你们知道的 Well, I'm not proud of it, but, you know...
当我流落街头的时候 我也需要钱买食物之类的东西 when I was living on the street and I needed money for food and stuff...
- 真是太糟糕了 - 我不像你们那么有钱 好吗？ - That is awful. - I wasn't rich like you guys, okay?
我没有金汤匙也没有飞天马 I didn't eat gold and have a flying pony.
我的生活很苦 我妈被毒贩给杀了 I had a hard life. My mother was killed by a drug dealer.
- 你妈是自杀的 - 她自己就是毒贩 - Your mother killed herself. - She was a drug dealer.
幸好菲比认识他 否则我会让他死得很难看 It was a good thing Phoebe knew him. I was about to do some serious damage.
好吧 Okay.
这一定让你想起不好的回忆 罗斯 This must have brought back some bad memories for you, Ross.
- 为什么？ - 罗斯小时候被抢过 - Why? - Well, Ross was mugged as a kid.
- 是吗？ - 是的 受到非常严重的创伤 - You were? - Yeah. And it was pretty traumatic.
就在漫画王外面 It was outside St. Mark's Comics.
我正在做我自己的事 看蜘珠人又惹上什么麻烦了 I was minding my business, seeing what kind of trouble Spider-Man got into.
是神力女超人 Ahem, Wonder Woman. Ahem.
反正 我正在要去面包店的路上 Anyway, I was heading towards this bakery...
帮某人买几个蛋糕 to pick up a couple of dozen linzer tortes for someone...
然后不知道从哪里冒出来的恶棍 拿着一条管子跳出来说… when out of nowhere, this thug with a pipe jumps out and says:
- "小子 钱交出来" - 喔 我的天啊 -"Give me your money, punk!" - Oh, my God.
我知道 最糟糕的是 他们抢走了我的背包 I know. And the worst part was they took my backpack...
里面有我自己画的漫画 《科学小子》 which had all the original artwork I had done for my own comic book, Science Boy.
对啊 他的超能力是什么？ Oh, yeah! What was his superpower again?
一个渴望知识的超人 A superhuman thirst for knowledge.
我要赶去上课了 I better get to class.
你还有其他朋友 我需要小心的吗 菲比？ Are there any more of your friends I should look out for on my way?
没有 事实上 你或许得离詹恩街远点 No. Actually, you might wanna stay away from Jane Street.
那是刺客乔的地盘 That's where Stabby Joe works.
- 我想我们有麻烦了 - 怎么了？ - Okay, I think we have a problem here. - What?
在我当抢匪的时候 漫画王是我的地盘 Well, um, back in my mugging days, I, um, worked St. Mark's Comics.
- 是吗？ - 我用的武器是管子 - Yeah? - Well, a pipe was my weapon of choice...
而且小孩子 漫画书虫 都是我的目标 and, um, preteen comic-book nerds were my meat.
所以呢？ So?
有一个小孩子 在背包上有张贴纸写着… There was one kid who had a sticker on his backpack that said:
地质学酷毙了 地质学酷毙了 "Geology rocks!"
- 喔 我的天啊 - 我知道 我抢了罗斯 - Oh, my God! - I know! I mugged Ross!
- 你迟到了 - 我知道 我很抱歉 - You're late. - I know. I'm sorry.
但是我可以先去上厕所吗？ But can I just run to the bathroom?
- 不行 李奥是不等人的 - 但是我快尿出来了 - No. Leonard doesn't wait. - But I am bursting with Yoo-hoo!
乔伊 来吧 我们开始 快一点 Joey, here we go! Let's go. Very quickly.
- 我真的想要… - 我们现在就得开始 快点 - I really need... - We must go now, quickly.
- 好 是的 - 好了吗？ - Yeah. Yes, sir. Ahh. - Ready?
- 你还在这里做什么呢？ - 我想你知道 - What the hell are you still doing here? - I think you know!
- 喔 你该死的浑蛋 - 这都是你造成的 你知道吗？ - Oh, you sick bastard! - I am what you made me! Know what?
- 什么？ - 我可以现在就走 - What? - I could go right now.
- 那就走 走啊 - 喔 我不行 我很想 但是我不行 - Then go. Go! - Oh, I can't. I want to, but I can't!
停 演得好 Cut. That was good!
- 非常精釆 你做到我的要求了 - 是吗？ - Very good. You did everything I asked. - I did?
是的 而且你把这种扭曲的特质… Yes. Plus which, you've got this, I don't know, this squirmy quality...
加入到这个角色中 我想都没想过 you bring to the character I couldn't have imagined.
我们接下来可以这样… Wow, hey, here's what we're gonna do:
明天过来参加最后的试演 Come back tomorrow for the final callbacks.
照你今天演的 但是你知道吗？ Do all of this, what you got going now. But you know what?
加强 再加强 你可以吗？ More. More. Can you do that?
当然 我没有时间说谢了 我真的得走了 Sure. I don't have time to say thank you because I really gotta go!
瞧瞧他 还那么入戏 我喜欢他 Look at that! Still in character. I like him.
我播了种 快得无法解释 我不知道 I plant seeds. I can't explain it. I don't know.
- 嘿 你在做什么？ - 在试穿步鞋 - Hey. What are you doing? - Hey. Putting on the sneakers...
融入年轻人的世界 看会不会激发出什么点子 to get in the young mindset, see if it sparks anything.
- 喔 想出什么了吗？ - 是的 听听看这个 - Oh, anything yet? - Yes, how's this?
"它们舒服到就像是 被脚踢到蛋蛋一样" "They're so uncomfortable, it's like getting kicked in the nuts for your feet."
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
你可能很纳闷 不知道我在做什么 You're probably wondering what I'm doing. Ha, ha.
不 看起来很正常 No, that seems about right.
昨天在试演的时候我好想尿尿 很明显地 那让我演的很棒 Yesterday at my audition, I had to pee. Apparently, that makes me a good actor.
可以参加最后试演 所以我要喝多一点东西 对了 I got a callback, so I'm drinking everything. Oh, by the way...
我们冰箱里面的蛋奶实在太好喝了 - Mm-hm. - that eggnog in our fridge was great!
- 乔伊 那是特调婴儿奶粉 - 我们一定要多买- 些 - Joey, that was formula. - We gotta get more of that.
这些东西挺不错的 你应该要向洛夫罗伦推荐 These aren't half bad. You should suggest these to Ralph Lauren.
好的 第一 那很蠢 再来 他们不允许我跟洛夫说话 Okay, first of all, that's stupid. Second, I'm not allowed to talk to Ralph.
好的 我已经开始觉得年轻多了 All right. I feel younger already.
我想我摔伤臀部了 Yeah, I think I broke my hip.
- 嘿 你来了 - 嘿 PHOEBE: Hey, you! - Hey.
嘿 课上得怎样？ Hey. How was class?
没有人这样问过我 怎么了？ No one ever asks me that. What's wrong?
- 没事 我真的想知道而已 - 喔 - Nothing. I really wanna know. - Oh, uh.
我们针对更新世 有很热烈的讨论 Well, there was actually a rather lively discussion about the Pleistocene...
好了 我不需要这样折磨自己 All right, nothing is worth this.
我有件事需要对你坦白 Um, I have a confession to make. Um...
你记得那个在你小时候 抢劫过你的女生吗？ Okay, you know that, um, girl that mugged you when you were a kid?
你在说什么呢？那不是女生 是个高壮的男生 What are you talking about? It wasn't a girl. It was this huge dude.
你不需要说谎了 我知道是个十四岁女生 You don't have to lie anymore. I know that it was a 14-year-old girl.
- 不 不是 - 是 是的 - No, it wasn't. - Yes, it was.
你认为我不会反抗 一个十四岁女生吗？ No, it wasn't. You don't think I would have defended myself against a 14-year-old...?
- "小子 钱交出来" - 我的天 那是你 - "Give me your money, punk!" - Oh, my God, it was you!
我真不敢相信 你抢劫我 I can't believe it. You mugged me?
是的 而且我很抱歉 罗斯 我很抱歉 Yeah. And I'm so, so sorry, Ross. I'm sorry.
但是如果你仔细想想 这倒是有点酷 But, you know, if you think about it, it's kind of neat.
我是说 我常常觉得我像是个局外人 I mean, well, it's just that I've always felt kind of like an outsider.
你们其他的人都彼此认识很久了 You know, the rest of you have these connections that go way back...
而现在 你跟我也有老交情了 and, you know, now you and I have a great one.
这并不是好事 It's not the best!
我知道 请原谅我 我不知道该说什么 I know. Please forgive me. I don't know what to say.
你不用说什么 那是我这辈子 最可耻的事了 There's nothing you can say! That was the most humiliating thing ever.
- 甚至比… - 我们不要说了 - Really? Even more humiliating than... - Let's not do this!
然后在广告结尾 女孩子们离开浴池 And then, at the end of the commercial, the girls get out of the hot tub...
开始一起亲热 and start making out with each other. Huh? Huh? Huh?
有趣 That's interesting.
顺便提一下 你没有提到鞋子 Just one thought: You didn't mention the shoes.
下一个是谁？钱德 - Who's next? Chandler. - Okay.
一开始有梱男的穿上这鞋 You start on the image of a guy putting on the shoes.
- 他大约是我的年纪 - 你的年纪？ - He's about my age. - Pfft! Your age?
啊哈 Uh-huh.
他在街上滑行着 接着就失去控制 So he's rolling down the street and he starts to lose control.
或许他跌例了 或者受伤了 Maybe he falls. Maybe he hurts himself.
就在这时候 有个小孩 穿着这双鞋飞过去 Just then, a kid comes flying by wearing the shoes.
他跳过那个老男人 然后大笑 接着广告词出现… He jumps over the old guy and laughs. And the line reads:
"成人不宜" "Not suitable for adults."
- 钱德 这个很棒 - 谢谢你 先生 - Well, Chandler, that's great. - Oh, thank you, sir.
或是 比我小两岁的人 Or, man who's two years younger than me.
你们瞧 销售讯息很清楚 抓住了我们主要客户群的心态 You see, that has a clear selling point. It appeals to our key demographic.
- 你是怎么想出来的呢？ - 我不知道 我不知道 - How did you come up with that? - I don't know! I don't know!
我只是设法用年轻的心态去思考 然后点子就出现了 I was just trying to get into a young mindset, and stuff started to flow.
- 太棒了 做得好 - 谢谢 - That is great. Good work. - Thank you.
那我们大家明天见 We'll see all of you tomorrow.
冷天让我的臀部很痛 The cold weather hurts my hip.
嘿 罗斯 我知道你还在生我的气 但是我可以跟你谈一下吗？ Hey, Ross. I know you're still mad at me, but can I just talk to you for a sec?
当然 说吧 喔 等等 当然 说吧 Sure, go ahead. Oh, sorry. Sure, go ahead.
我真的想要再次跟你道歉 I just really wanted to apologize again.
而且让你看些 你会觉得很兴奋的东西 And also show you something I think you'll find very exciting.
(街上的垃圾)
喔 我的天啊 "街上的垃圾 " Oh, my God! "Crap from the street!"
听着 罗斯 在这箱子里 Look, Ross. In this box...
都是在抢来的东西之中 我觉得太特别 而不想卖掉… are all the things I got from mugging that I thought were too special to sell...
或是烧掉的东西 or smoke.
反正 我在整理时发现了… Anyway, I was looking through it, and I found...
《科学小子》 Science Boy.
喔 我的天啊 Qh, my God!
- 我从没想过我会再见到它 - 是的 - I never thought I'd see this again. - Yeah.
什么？ What...?
全部都在里面 It's all here!
- 是 - 哈 哈 - Yeah. - Ha, ha.
你为什么这些年都留着它呢？ What made you save it all these years?
我猜我只是觉得它很棒 I guess I just thought it was really good.
而且或许有一天会很值钱 And maybe it would be worth something one day.
你真的认为《科学小子》值得收藏？ You really thought Science Boy was worth saving?
是的 但是你应该知道 我还留了一罐凡士林跟一副猫骨头 Yeah. But you should know I also have a jar of Vaseline and a cat skull in here.
不管 这还是很今人惊喜 Still, this is amazing!
我的天 谢谢你 菲比 Oh, my God. Thank you, Phoebe.
不用客气 谢谢你的科学小子 我从他身上学到很多 You're welcome. And thank you for Science Boy. I learned a lot from him.
不用客气 You're welcome.
- 我需要答案 - 我无法告诉你我不知道的事 - I need an answer! - I can't tell you something I don't know.
- 你知道的 - 我不知道 - You know! - I don't know!
- 我现在就要答案 - 你要答案吗？答案就是… - I need an answer now! - You want an answer? The answer is...
噢 Aw...
她从未爱过我 她只爱你 She never loved me. She only loved you.
你一直都知道而你却没有告诉我？ You knew this all along and you never told me?
我永远都不会原谅你或是我自己 我没有活下去的必要了 结束 I can never forgive you, or myself. I have nothing to live for. Bang! And scene!
精釆得不得了 Absolutely amazing.
- 这个角色是你的了 - 谢谢 现在我得要走了 - The part is yours. - Thanks! Now I really got to get going.
不 等等 恭喜了 你办到了 Wait, wait, wait! Congratulations. You did it.
你办到了 现在可以放轻松了 是的 You did it. You can relax now. Yeah.
哇 第四台帐单真贵 Wow! That's a big cable bill.
你没有工作 可是倒很敢付钱看色情片啊 Ha. You don't have a job, but you have no problem ordering porn.
在星期六下午？ On a Saturday afternoon?
我也在家耶 I was in the house!
嘿 菲比有没有提到… Hey, uh, Phoebe didn't by any chance mention that...
她就是那个抢了你的大块头吗？有 She was the huge guy that mugged you? Yeah.
我知道了 你有没有告诉… I see. You didn't happen to tell...
- 我们认识的每个人吗？我有 - 太好了 谢谢 - Everybody we know? Yeah. - Great. Thanks.