（情人节快乐）
Chloe, what the heck is this? 克洛，这是怎么一回事？
I thought we were coming in to get a coffee? 我以为我们只是要去喝咖啡
How could you do this to me? 你怎么能这样子对我？
I didn't know, I swear. I'm sorry, Clark. 我发誓我不知道 对不起，克拉克
No, hey. You're not gonna spend the rest of your life.... 不，你也不该下半辈子…
...hiding in the barn either. Let's go. 都躲在农含里，我们走吧
What's it you say about Valentine's Day? 你是怎么形容情人节的？
Oh, yeah, our annual sneak peek at hell. 喔，对了 我们一年一度偷看地狱的机会
That must have been before Cupid struck. 那一定是在爱神发动攻势之前
Don't you think after being trapped in a front seat... 你不觉得老是被困在
to the Clark-Lana operetta, I deserve a good V day? 克拉克和拉娜的爱情故事里 我值得好好过个情人节？
You're the only person who can make me feel guilty... 只有你能让我同时觉得有罪恶成
relieved and a little sad, all in one sentence. 很轻松又有点悲伤
It's a gift. 这是我的天赋
Don't worry, Clark. 别担心，克拉克
Your “Achy Breaky Heart” will go away too one of these days. 有一天你会不再心痛的
Can you put that in writing? 你能将它写出来吗？
Just give the Lana thing a little more time. 给自己一点时间忘了拉娜
You never know when the next love of your life is right around the corner. 你不知道下一段恋情 什么时候会出线
Is it really wrong that I want these chubby cherubs to burst into flames? 我要这些胖小子下地狱去 有什么不对吗？
The way I see it, Valentine's Day is like finding out how babies are born. 我觉得情人节等于是 知道宝宝是从哪里来的
-What? -Just stay with me. 什么？ 跟我来
It seems so weird and confusing, but when that bomb finally hits... 感觉既奇怪又困惑 当炸弹终于点燃时
it's like, everything clicks into place. You know, it all seems to makes sense. 有一种灵光乍现的感觉 一切都变得有道理
Jimmy. 吉米
And Lois. 还有露意丝
Welcome to the love-test. 欢迎光临情人节派对
Yeah, and me without my Uzi. 对，我忘了带乌兹冲锋枪
Excuse us for just one second. 失陪一下
What are you doing? 你是怎么了？
We were supposed to take Clark out tonight, remember? 今晚我们要带克拉克出来玩 还记得吗？
Yeah, but Lois was all alone... 对，但是露意丝也是一个人
and then it hit me. 我突然有这个点子
Lois and Clark. 露意丝和克拉克
Lois and Clark? 露意丝和克拉克？
You gotta admit they got chemistry. 你得承认他们有化学反应
Yeah, so do nitroglycerin and peroxide. 对，硝化甘油和过气化氢也有
And I don't suggest putting them together. 我不会将它们混在一起
Come on. 来吧
Please tell me we weren't just set up. 请告诉我 我们不是被硬拉在一起
Looks like it. 看起来似乎是那样
Us. 我们
That's like hot fudge and halibut. 那就像是软糖跟大比目鱼
I take it, I'm the halibut. 我同意，我是大比目鱼
Naturally. 当然
Well, I've had my till ot tat babies with arrows. 我受够了拿着箭的胖孩子
Knock yourself out, Lois. 好好玩吧，露意丝
Little down on love? 为爱伤神吗？
After my breakup? 你是指在我失恋后吗？
Cupid could use me for target practice and I still wouldn't feel anything. 爱神可以拿我练靶 但我一点感觉都没有
Then maybe you need a little euphoria elixir or romance remedy. 或许你需要一点快乐万灵药 或是爱情治疗法
Just a nudge in order to move on. 一点继续下去的动力
Move on? 继续下去？
Honey, you're talking to somebody who's still waiting for acid-washed... 甜心，在你眼前的这个人 还等着机会来到
to come back in style. 让自己重新振作起来
Try this. 试试这个
It's made with jasmine and a mixture of aphrodisiac oils. 它是用茉莉和春药精油混合而成
I get the brilliant hue from red meteor rocks. 我喜欢红陨石的漂亮色泽
This is gonna make me tall in love with someone new? 这会让我爱上新的人？
The first man you set eyes on. 你会爱上你看到的第一个男人
Who knows, maybe this color will look good on me, huh? 谁知道呢？ 或许这个颜色很适合我
Clark. 克拉克
片名：超人前传（第六季）
剧名：情人节后遗症
主演：汤姆魏林
主演：克莉丝汀葛瑞克
主演：麦可罗森邦姆
主演：爱莉卡杜兰斯
主演：爱莉森麦克
主演：约翰葛罗瓦
主演：安奈特欧突尔
（路德先生与蓝小姐）
（邀请您参加他们的订婚宴）
Yes, I'm calling to RSVP for the engagement party. 是的，我要回复订婚宴邀约
Martha Kent. Thank you. 玛莎肯特，谢谢
Hi. How was the Valentine's party? 嗨，情人节派对还好玩吗？
-I lived to see another day. -Clark. 我存活下来了 克拉克
Mom, really, it it's more love advice, I got my quota last night. Trust me. 妈，我昨晚得到的恋爱建议 已经够多了，相信我
But thank you. 谢谢你
Lois. 露意丝
Is Clark here? 克拉克在吗？
Yeah, come in. 他在，请进
Hey, Lois, listen I'm sorry that Jimmy pulled you into that last night. 露意丝，听我说 我很抱歉昨晚吉米硬将你拉来
I mean, after Oliver and-Oliver's 我是说在奥利佛离开后…
history. 奥利佛已经是过去式了
Actually, Mrs. K., can you give us a couple minutes? 其实，肯谭太 你能让我们独处一下吗？
Yeah, I'll be upstairs. 好啊，我先上楼了
Here we find ourselves... 我们终于有机会…
all alone. 独处了
How did I never notice what big, strong hands you have? 我怎么从来没注意到 你的手既大又强壮呢？
What's going on, Lois? 发生了什么事？露意丝
Well, you know me. 你知道的
I'm not very good with words. So... 我不太会说话，所以…
（给克拉克）
People don't think Whitesnake sings power ballads... 大家觉得 《白蛇乐团》唱不出情歌的味道
...but they do. 但他们错了
-You made me a mix CD? -Yeah. 你为我自制光碟唱月？ 对
I will kill you it you tell anyone this, but-- 如果你告诉别人，我会杀了你 但是…
There's nothing that I love more... 我最喜欢的事
...than slow dancing... 就是跳支慢舞
with some big, strong arms around me. 让某人用强壮的手臂抱着我
Just like yours, SmalIville. 就跟你的手臂一样，小子
Lois--Lois, why don't you go put this on? 露意丝，你何不先放这唱月呢？
Okay. 好吧
I know how you dance, so... 我知道你的舞技有多差，所以…
just in case-- 为了以防万一…
Clark? 克拉克？
（塔龙）
Lana. 拉娜
I'm kind of surprised to see you here. 我很惊讶你会到这里来
Yeah, I know that we left things in a weird place. 对，我知道我们没把事情说清楚
Come in. 请进
I'll take credit for the weirdness... 我知道没说清楚的人是我
but to be honest, you're the one who did the leaving. 但说真的，一直想逃避的人是你
I was--I was really frustrated. 那时我真的很难过
Chloe, I can't afford to lose you too. 克洛，我不能也失去你
Ever since I've been with Lex, I feel like I've lost... 自从我跟莱克斯在一起后 感觉像是我失去了…
everyone else in my life. 我生命中的每一个人
Well, are you sure it's that you lost them... 你确定你是失去了他们
? . or were you being forced to leave them behind? 或是被迫离开他们？
It seems like you've been walled up in the mansion. 我觉得你是被关在豪宅里
It's not like I'm in captivity. 我才没有被软禁
Right, not in so many words but I know how protective Lex is... 对，表面看起来不像 但我知道莱克斯多么想要
over the things he values the most. 保护他最珍贵的东西
Chloe, I know that you're just looking out for me. 克洛，我知道你只是想保护我
And you've done your maid of honor duty and asked the tough questions. 你善尽伴娘的职责 问我别人不敢提的问题
But, I was hoping that we could just get past this? 但我希望我们能忘了这件事
Okay. Case closed. 好吧，就这么说定
Did I--? Did I miss something? Maid of honor? 我是不是漏掉了什么？ 你是说伴娘吗？
Yeah, I hope that you're not allergic to taffeta. 对，希望你不会对塔夫绸过敏
That's actually why I came by. 那就是我来这里的原因
Will you stand up with me? 你愿意当我的伴娘吗？
Of course. 我当然愿意
So does this mean that we just ignore... 那表示我们得将…
...the huge elephant named Clark in the corner? 那头叫克拉克的大象 抛在一边吗？
You know, whatever he's hiding... 不管他躲在哪里
...he chose to confide in the people that he trusts the most. 他选择相信他最信任的人
And as much as I wish that I was one of those people... 虽然我希望我是他信任的人之一
...I can't hold it against you. 不过我不是要给你压力
I'm not gonna ask you to betray Clark's secret. 我不会要求你说出克拉克的秘密
It you'll stop denying that he has one. 只要你别再否认他有秘密
（谢谢你让我度过 第一个不逊的情人节）
（爱你的吉米上）
Will this holiday ever end? 情人节能快点结束吗？
Sorry to be the culprit of such a felony sized PDA. 抱歉我犯了那么一点小错
We were supposed to meet 20 minutes ago. 我们约好在20分钟前见面
Where have you been? 你跑到哪里去了？
I just got stuck in traffic. 我只是过上塞车
I did some digging into our favorite Martian man hunter... 我调查了一下 我们最喜欢的火星猎人
but It's just coming up empty. 但什么都没有查到
We have another man hunter to worry about. 我们得担心另一个猎人
Lois. 露意丝
Why does that make me picture her wielding an ax... 为什么那让我的眼前浮起 她拿着斧头
at every man in Metropolis? 追杀大都会所有男人的画面？
She's only after one man. 她只要一个男人
Lois... 露意丝…
is into me. 喜欢我
She's into you? What, like--? 她喜欢你？什么？
（给克拉克）
Wow, she really pulled out all the stops. 哗，她真的是用尽了方法
She's not herself, all right? It's like she overdosed... 她不像她自己，好吗？ 她像是擦了太多的…
on “Love Potion Number 9” or something. This isn't funny. 〝九号爱情〞香水 这一点都不好笑
Pretty funny. 太好笑了
Chloe, we have to find out what happened before she strikes again. 克洛，我们得在她再度出击前 查出她到底发生了什么事
-Too late. -There you are. 太迟了 原来你在这里
I have been searching all over for you. 我到处在找你
Look what I got. 看看我做了什么事
（露意丝和克拉克 永志不渝）
Maybe you could get one to match. 或许你也可以去刺一个相配的
I think you're right about that story. I'm gonna look into it. 我想那则报导你说的没错 我会查一下的
Chloe-- 克洛
Hi, you. 嗨，你…
Hi. 嗨
Lois. 露意丝
Now, Lois, I've got-- 露意丝，我有…
Now, you can pour on the modesty all you want, SmalIville. 现在你要怎么礼貌都可以，小子
It only makes you that much more adorable. 那只会让你看起来更可爱
Lois, what happened to you when I left last night? 露意丝，昨晚我离开后 你到底发生了什么事？
I went home. Alone. 我单独一个人回家
But you know where I wanted to be. 但你知道我想去哪里
Wow, well, nothing screams romance like a dusty newspaper office. 在旧报社办公室里谈恋爱 感觉真的太棒了
Come on, you can do better than this. 来吧，你可以表现得更好
I was planning on it. 我正计划要那么做
Not that I'm complaining, but isn't this a little sudden? 我不是爱抱怨 但这是不是太突然了？
I mean, all this time, one kiss and all of a sudden you like me? 我是说你抗拒了这么久 突然问一个吻让你爱上我？
No, I mean it. 不，我是认真的
This is for real, isn't it? 这是真的，对吧？
Oh, yeah, this couldn't be more real. 对，这再真实不过了
Wait a minute. 等一下
Wait. 等等
I knew I kissed you before. 我就知道我吻过你
In the alley. 在巷子里
You're Green Arrow. 你是绿箭客
Hardly. 不是的
I was just pretending to be so you wouldn't know it was Oliver. 我假装是绿箭客 不让你怀疑奥利佛
Oliver? 奥利佛？
Oh, my God. 喔，我的天啊
All those times he disappeared. 他失踪了那么久
What is my deal with emotionally unavailable weekend warriors? 我为什么老喜欢 周末不在家的英雄？
Thank God, I finally found a normal guy. 谢天谢地 我终于找到一个平凡的男人
What do you mean normal? 你对平凡的定义是什么？
Oliver's not even in the same league as me. 奥利佛跟我没得比
You don't have to be macho just for me. 你不必在我面前逞英雄
I like the dorky-t arm-boy thing. 我喜欢呆呆的农场男孩
Dorkier than a hood and a quiver? 比戴绿帽子跟拿箭更呆吗？
Just because I don't wear a costume and splash my face all over the papers-Clark. 因为我没有奇装异服 老是拿出钞票炫耀…
So what if your signature move is driving a tractor. 克拉克，你的招牌动作 是开曳引机又怎么样？
I think it's adorable. 我觉得那很可爱
You know, Lois, I think that it's time... 露意丝，我想我应该
for you to meet the real Clark Kent. 让你见见真的克拉克肯特
I have a surprise for you. 我要给你一个惊喜
I thought we said no gifts for the engagement dinner. 我以为我们说好订婚宴不必送礼物
It's not exactly for the dinner. 这不是为了订婚宴
So I have this dilemma. 我真的无法决定
I can't decide between... 我不知道该选
...Stegosaurus. 剑龙
or Mr. Duck. 或是鸭子先生
That's really sweet, Lex. 那真的是太棒了，莱克斯
-But don't you think it's kind of--? -l know, I know, it's kind of early. 但你不觉得这有一点… 我知道这太早了
But the doctor said you're perfectly healthy. 但医生说你很健康
I just don't know if it's a good idea to have all of this stuff out here. 我不知道将这些东西 放在这里是不是个好主意
There's a lot of people around. 会有很多客人到家里来
Nobody knows about this pregnancy apart from Clark and Chloe. 除了克拉克和克洛 没有人知道我怀孕了
Well, what it they did? 他们知道又怎么样？
I was thinking. 我一直在想
What it we announced it tonight at the party? 我们何不在今晚的订婚宴 宣布这个好消息
I don't know it that's a great idea. 我不知道那是不是个好主意
I think that tonight should be about our engagement. 我想今晚的焦点应该是我们的订婚
It sort of feels like you're in denial. 我觉得你是在否认事实
Like it no one finds out about the baby, it doesn't exist. 如果没有人知道宝宝的事 你可以当做这件事不存在
Lex, do you know how many people are looking over my shoulder... 莱克斯，你知道有多少人在背后
second-guessing why I'm marrying you? 质疑我为什么要嫁给你吗？
Am I that hard a sell? 我那么不受欢迎吗？
I don't want people assuming that we're getting married because of this baby. 我不要大家以为 我们是奉子成婚
I want them to know that I'm with you because I love you. 我要他们知道 我是爱你才会跟你在一起
Wow, this is a beautiful detour but what are we doing up here? 哇，这里真的很漂亮 但我们来这里做什么？
That's Oliver's balcony over there, isn't it? 那边是奥利佛家的阳台吧？
What? That tiny speck under the clock tower? 什么？钟塔上那个小尖点吗？
Clark, this isn't funny. 克拉克，这一点都不好笑
You can come back down now. 你可以下来了
Or you could come up here with me. 或许你可以上来陪我
I'd like to see Oliver do this. 我很想看到奥利佛这么做
What'd you say about a dorky farm boy? 你对农场呆男孩有什么看法吗？
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. 一跳就能跳过高楼大厦
I can't wait to see what else you can do. 我等不及要看看 你还有什么绝招
Well, I'm fast. 我的速度很快
But not too fast. 但不会太快
You're being very bad. 你真的好坏
The last time I was here, I was with a good friend of yours. 上次我来到这里 是跟你的好朋友在一起
Obviously, he wasn't that good. 很明显他还不够好
I better make sure you didn't spell my name wrong. 我得确定你不会写错我的名字
Sounds like a real rager, doesn't it? 你真的很生气，对吧？
Can't say I'm surprised I wasn't invited. 我一点都不讶异 我没有接到邀请函
I RSVP'd back before Oliver headed for the hills. 奥利佛离开前 我就回覆说我会参加订婚宴
But now I've found a better way to occupy my night. 但现在我找到更好的方法消磨时光
What, and disappoint the future Mrs. Luthor? 什么？让未来的路德太太失望？
I don't think so, besides-- 我可不那么认为，而且…
It's not a party until someone crashes it. 派对就是需要捣蛋鬼
Hey, thanks for the roses. 嘿，谢谢你送的玫块
Thanks for this. 谢谢你送我这个
Yeah, I don't know, I just-It, kind of, seemed very you. 对，我不知道 我觉得那很适合你
I love it. But it might sit on the bench until my next style renaissance. 我喜欢，但它得摆在柜子里 等复古风再度流行
Or until I'm ott the blacklist at the Luthor mansion. 或是等到我从路德家的黑名单除名
Aren't you supposed to be leaving for SmalIville in negative two minutes? 你不是应该在两分钟内 出发到路德家去吗？
Yeah. But I'm gonna have to push the boundaries... 对，但我打算这一次
of fashionably late on this one. 挑选一下迟到的极限
Because I just got a huge lead on whatever love-nip Lois rolled in. 因为我查到 露意丝春情大发的线索了
You just can't admit that I'm a natural born Cupid, can you? 你就是不肯承认 我是天生的爱神，对吧？
Jimmy, I know that you would love to think your little nudge... 吉米，我知道你认为你的安排
actually caused this whole thing, but trust me... 是他们在一起的理由，但是相信我
...Lois would have to be shot out of a cannon... 露意丝说什么…
to romantically land anywhere in the direction of Clark. 都不可能看上克拉克的
Sounds kind of like you're jealous. 听起来你像是在吃醋
Of Lois? 吃露意丝的醋？
No, of anyone getting in between you and Clark. 不，你嫉妒所有介入 你和克拉克之间的人
Come on, you spend all your time with him... 少来了，你老是跟他在一起
...then you make up all these excuses why? 还编了一大堆借口，为什么？
You know what, Jimmy? 你知道吗？吉米
On the list of personality quirks I've learned to fall in love with... 我最不希望爱上的人
paranoia is definitely at the bottom. 就是有偏执狂的人
-Translated to back off? -Ye p. 你要我闭嘴？ 对
Got it. 了解
-Chloe? -Pushing it. 克洛 说吧
Look, it you're really not jealous... 如果你不是在吃醋
...then why are you bailing on your best friend's engagement party? 为什么你要在 好朋友的订婚宴上迟到？
Clark's a big boy. How much damage can Lois really do? 克拉克是个大人了 露意丝能造成多大的伤害呢？
You know, you're right. 你说的对
I can just delegate. 我可以派代表去
I've done that. 我曾经做过
Once. 一次
And, since I doubt the rose peddler doused Lois. 我怀疑露意丝身上的香味
I'm putting all my money on the oil essence lady. 所以开始调查卖精油的女士
So you can just meet her in an hour. 你得在一小时内跟她碰面
Here's the address. 地址在这里
Thanks. You're my guy. 谢谢，你是我的大英雄
（极乐，镇静，再生）
Looking for a little inspiration? 在找你需要的东西吗？
No, thanks, I've already got my muse. 不，我已经有意中人了
So is this supposed to make you feel blissful or whatever? 这能让人觉得极乐或是什么吗？
Not supposed to, it does. 不是觉得 是会让你陷入极乐
Now, that sounds kind of easy. 听起来蛮简单的
You're on the rebound, you just rub some sexy goo on and... 你想重新振作 只要擦一点性感黏胶
you're singing Barry White songs. 你就可以大唱巴瑞坏特的情歌
Indigenous cultures have used herbal oils for centuries. 数百年来原住民文化使用药草精油
We've strayed so tar from nature, we think we're above it. 我们远离大自然 以为自己能胜过自然的力量
Yeah, yeah, nature good, greenhouse gases bad, I get it. 对，大自然是件好事 温室效应太糟糕了，我知道
Look, my girlfriend thinks that you dosed her cousin... 我女朋友认为昨晚
with a love potion last night. 你用爱情药水迷惑了她表姐
Tall, loud, down on love? 高大聒噪，为爱伤神？
That would be Lois. 那应该就是露意丝
So do you have any, like, anti-love exfoliate or whatever? 你有反爱情水或是什么的吗？
I mean, something to take the Vaseline off the lens, so to speak? 像几士林一样一擦就好的东西？
This will counteract the aphrodisiac. 这应该能反制春药的作用
But I usually have a sixth sense about people. 但我对人的第六成一向很车
Something tells me Lois and Clark's destinies... 我认为露意丝和克拉克
...are a little more entwined than they realize. 注定要纠缠在一起
Could I have everyone's attention, please? 请大家听我说
I just wanted to thank you all for joining us to celebrate. 我要谢谢大家跟我们一起来庆祝
Over the years, I'm sure some of you have placed a few bets... 我相信多年来很多人下注
...on whether I'd settle down. 赌我会不会安定下来
But this couldn't be further from settling. 但我真的定下来了
I'd like to toast my beautiful fiancée... 我要举杯敬我美丽的未婚妻
for making me happier than I thought I could ever be. 她让我比我想像中更快乐
-Looks like we missed dinner. -Clark. 看起来我们错过晚餐了 克拉克
What are you doing here? 你来这里做什么？
Come on, Lex, you didn't think I was gonna miss this, did you? 少来了，莱克斯 你以为我会错过订婚宴吗？
And look. 快看看
My own mother would rather raise a glass with the enemy... 我妈妈宁愿跟敌人一起举杯
than stand by her son. 都不愿意捍卫她的儿子
Clark, you're not yourself. 克拉克，你失态了
It's okay, Mom. 没关系的，妈妈
You're more a Luthor than a Kent these days, anyway. 最近你比较像是路德家的人 不像肯谭太
I mean, Dad's been, what? Dead a year? 爸已经怎么？ 过世一年了吧？
Who can blame you for joining the race with Lana? 谁能怪你要跟拉娜变成一家人呢？
To see who's gonna add the Luthor monogram to their name first. 看看谁先加入路德家族
Lex, he's obviously on something and he wants us to react. Please don't. 莱克斯，他是故意惹我们生气 请不要那么做
Chloe, I can't say that I'm surprised that you're celebrating here. 克洛，我一点都不讶异 你会跑到这里来庆祝
After all, once Lana's off the market all those years of unrequited pining... 毕竟拉娜结婚后 多年来不求回报的安慰
may actually pay ott. 或许终于有了代价
I can't say I haven't thought about it. 我真的想过那一点
And you. 还有你
You know, I gotta hand it to you. 我得好好夸奖你
It you were gonna rebound... 你想要重新过生活
...why not choose the one person that I hated the most? 为什么不选择我最恨的人呢？
But I mean, come on, Lana. The jokes over by now, isn't it? 少来了，拉娜 我们不该再开玩笑了，对吧？
Clark, I think you've done enough damage. 克拉克，我想你已经说够了
-Why don't you leave. -l am not done yet. 你为什么不离开呢？ 我还没有说完
Besides, Lex... 而且莱克斯
...I haven't given you my gift yet. 我还没有送你礼物
Congratulations on sealing the deal. 恭喜你终于成功了
To Baby Luthor. 敬小路德
The real reason that Lana's marrying you. 拉娜嫁给你的真正原因
Lex! 莱克斯
How dare you! 你真是大胆
Come on, it no one else in this room is gonna save you from Lex, then I will. 其他人不愿意把你从莱克斯手上 救出来，我会救你的
I don't think so. Lana is your past. 我可不那么认为 拉娜是你的过去
I'm your future. 我是你的未来
This is the present. 但这是我的现在
Clark was acting like he was exposed to Red Kryptonite. 克拉克出现接触红氪石的反应
It wasn't a coincidence that Lois went hopelessly devoted at the same time. 这不是巧合 露意丝同时无可救药地陷入爱河里
According to Jimmy, I think we may have found our culprit. 根据吉米的说法 我们应该找到了原因
Lipstick? 口红？
Infused with a Cupid's cocktail, Lois was hit with an aphrodisiac. 加上了爱情药水 露意丝被春药影响了
-But that shouldn't affect Clark. -Well, it didn't. 但它不应该会影响到克拉克 没错
I'm guess the lipstick's ruby-red sheen... 我想口红的红宝石光泽
...didn't come from crushed cranberries. 不是来自覆盆子泥
It he was infected by a kryptonite kiss, the second he was away from Lois... 如果他被氪石之吻影响 他一离开露意丝
...he should've been fine. 应该就会没事
I think Lois' kisses were a little more than skin deep. 我想露意丝的吻一点都不肤浅
I think it's in his system. 效果已经渗入他的血液里
He wasn't good enough for me anyway. 反正他也配不上我
I'll let you handle Lois. Hopefully, I can find Clark before Lex does. 露意丝交给你处理 希望我能比莱克斯先找到克拉克
Hey, you got it? 嘿，你拿到了吗？
Mugwort a.k.a. a delegating success story. 傻瓜代表成功出击
Now, once this hits her skin, Lois' pumpkin ride is over. 只要它一接触到她的皮肤 露意丝的南瓜马车之旅就结束了
What does she have that I don't? 她到底哪里比我好？
It's so weird to see her acting like a girl. 看她变成真正的女生真的很奇怪
What's that? 那是什么？
Just a little something to help break the infatuation spell. 它能帮忙解除魔咒
I think it's time we get those glass slippers back. 我想我们该归还玻璃鞋了
You know what? Stop making fun of my feelings. 你知道吗？别再取笑我的感觉
Just because you never got Clark... 你得不到克拉克
doesn't mean you need to take it out on me. 不代表你该把气出在我身上
This is awkward. 这真的是很奇怪
Please tell me I was going to a costume party. 请告诉我我是来参加化装派对
You humiliated me in front of my friends. 你在我朋友面前羞辱我
Come on, Lana. You hardly knew anyone at that party. 少来了，拉娜 你根本不认识派对上的宾客
-Clark, what do you want from me? -What I've always wanted. 克拉克，你到底要什么？ 做我一直想做的事
For you to be happy. 我希望你快乐
I would love to know how that feels. 我想知道快乐的感觉
But it seems like every time I get close, you rip it all away from me. 但每次我一接近它 你就会来搞破坏
Lana, stop kidding yourself. 拉娜，别再骗自己了
You're never gonna be satisfied with Lex. 跟莱克斯在一起你不会满足的
You can't marry him. 你不能嫁给他
I've already made up my mind. 我已经下定了决心
Even though you're still in love with me? 即使你还爱着我？
What makes you so sure? 你怎么能那么确定？
Because I'm still in love with you. 因为我还爱你
Don't marry Lex. 别嫁给莱克斯
Marry me. 嫁给我
I have given you... 我给过你…
every chance. 很多次机会
I have stood in this spot... 我站在这里
.so many times... 非常多次
just waiting for you to say something and you decide to do it now? 等你开口跟我说些什么 你却决定现在才说？
You don't love me, Clark. 你不爱我，克拉克
You just can't stand the idea that I love someone else. 你只是受不了我爱上别人
Lana? 拉娜
Lana. 拉娜
Lex. 莱克斯
Go ahead, Lana, tell him that you'd rather be with me. 说吧，拉娜 告诉他你宁愿跟我在一起
Don't listen to him. He's on something. 别听他的，他疯了
Well, it didn't seem to bother you two minutes ago... 两分钟前你可不是那么说的
...when you were kissing me. 当你吻我的时候
What do you really expect is gonna happen now, Clark? 你到底想怎么样？克拉克
Exactly what you're afraid of. 你害怕的事成真了
I'm not a competition. 我不是你们的竞争奖品
You are to Lex. 对莱克斯来说是的
He didn't tell you? 他没有告诉你吗？
He's always wanted everything I've ever had. 他老爱抢我拥有的一切
And you were at the top of that list. 你是他名单上的第一名
You're just a trophy to him. 对他来说你是个奖杯
And he's nothing but your consolation prize. 而他只是你的安慰奖
Tell me you don't love me. 告诉我你不爱我
-Lana. Tell me you don't--Stay away from her. 拉娜，告诉我你不… 离她远一点
You don't wanna do that. 你不会想那么做的
You can't win. 你赢不了我
You don't even know the rules of the game. 你甚至不知道游戏的规则
Clark, stop it. 克拉克，住手
It I'd have known who you were gonna turn out to be... 如果我知道你会变成这样
...I never would have saved you on that bridge. 在桥上我就不会救你了
Clark, you're killing him. 克拉克，你会杀了他
Lana. 拉娜
Let me handle this. Please, just leave. 让我来处理，你们先离开
Clark, are you okay? 克拉克，你没事吧？
Oh, sweetie. 喔，宝贝
It you hadn't shown up in time... 要不是你及时出现
I'm not sure what I would have done to Lex. 我不知道我会对莱克斯 做出什么事来
How'd you know what to do? 你怎么会知道该怎么办？
The last time you had some kind of kryptonite in your system... 上次你被氪石影响时
you had to sweat it out. 你得流汗将毒素逼出来
Weakening you seemed to be our only chance. 减弱你的超能力是我们唯一的机会
I just can't believe all those things I did. 我不敢相信我做了那些事
I can. 我相信
I guess I can't blame you for being mad at me too. 我不怪你生我的气
Clark, you've walked around here for years bottling everything up... 克拉克，多年来你做什么事…
basing every decision on what's best for other people. 都先考虑到别人的利益
You never stop to think what's best for you. 你从没想过自己
Mom, you don't think I really meant those things I said about you and Chloe? 妈，你以为我对你和克洛说的话 都是真的吗？
I think there was a grain of truth in all of it. 我想那多少反映出你的想法
Every time you've been affected by Red Kryptonite... 每次你被红氪石影响时
it hasn't changed who you are... 并没有改变你的身分
it's just stripped away your inhibitions. 只是让你说出了心声
I think you need to start being more honest about how you feel. 我想你得开始忠于自己的感觉
So you're saying that I wanna kiss Lois. And keep Chloe in my back pocket... 你说我要吻露意丝 继续把克洛当成备胎
while the whole time, I'm still in love with Lana? 同时我还是爱着拉娜？
You're the only one who can sort that out. 只有你能找出答案
When I kissed Lana, I could tell that she still felt something. 我吻拉娜时可以感觉到她还爱着我
And, Mom.... 妈
Mom, I can't let her marry Lex. 妈，我不能让她嫁给莱克斯
This is probably hard to hear. 或许你无法接受我的说法
But I think the best thing you can do is leave her alone. 但我想你最好离她远一点
Clark. Girl alert. 克拉克，我来了
I never know what I'll find in the grown man's clubhouse. 我不知道男人的俱乐部里 藏了什么东西
Oh, sorry, Mrs. Kent. 抱歉，肯谭太
Hey, Lois. 露意丝
Yeah, hi. 嗨
Well, I talked to Chloe and she tilled me in... 我跟克洛谈过了，她跟我提到
on Lois Gone Wild. 露意丝发春的故事
But I'm just missing a few details... 但我还是搞不太清楚细节
about us. 我们到底发生了什么事
Like this. 譬如说这个
Wow, Lois, I had no idea. 露意丝，我真的不知道
Save it, Smaliville. I was obviously on something. 省省吧，小子，我真的是疯了
Thank God, the ink wears ott in a week. 谢天谢地，墨水一星期后就会褪去
Well, I guess it's best that neither of us remembers. 我想我们最好将它忘了
I mean, I can't even really picture the two of us. 我真的无法想像 我们在一起的样子
You don't think... 你该不会认为
that we--? 我们…？
Think that we what? 我们怎么了？
You know? 你知道的
That we-- 我们…
No, Lois. 没有，露意丝
I think I'd remember. 我想我还记得
Yeah. 对
Of course, you would. 当然你记得
Highlight of your life. 你人生中的高潮
Though I did find something. 但我发现了一样东西
I think you made it for me. 我想这是你帮我做的
Whitesnake? 《白蛇乐团》？
I must have really liked you. 我一定非常喜欢你
（《星球日报》）
Hey, put another one down for the J-Chlo team. 吉米与克洛再度成功出击
Thanks to you, Lois is back to her old, heartbroken, abrasive self. 这都得谢谢你 露意丝又恢复原来伤心的模样
I'm glad I could help with that. I guess. 我很高兴能帮上忙
And, Clark is, well, back to being Clark. 克拉克也恢复了正常
Well, you're kind of brushing a landfill under the rug, aren't you? 你要装做视而不见吗？
What? With Clark? 什么？你是说克拉克的事吗？
So he took the whole breakup jealousy way past the drunk dialing stage. 他说出的那些嫉妒话语 已经是神智不清了
Can't arrest him for it. 我不能因此责怪他
He crashed Lana's party and told the world that she's eating for two. 他搞砸了拉娜的派对 宣布她已经怀孕的消息
Did I mention that he kidnapped her? 我有没有跟你说他还绑架了她？
I guarantee you Clark is beating himself up more than anyone right now. 我敢跟你保证 克拉克比任何人都要自责
We can just give the Clark bashing a reprieve, okay? 我们应该饶了克拉克，好吗？
No. No, not until you admit that he royally screwed up. 不，除非你承认他真的搞砸了
You don't know him like I do. 你没有像我一样了解他
And you remind me of that every day. 每天你都提醒我这一点
It I did the things he did... 如果那些事是我做出来的
...you would never talk to me again. Don't deny that. 你就永远都不会跟我说话了 别否认
So, what are you saying? I'm lying to you now? 你到底是什么意思？ 现在是我在骗你吗？
Can you really tell me? 你可以告诉我吗？
It you had the choice, you wouldn't rather be with him? 如果你可以选择的话 你宁愿跟他在一起对吧？
Of course not. You're my guy. 当然不是，你才是我爱的人
Now you don't believe me. I don't know what else to say. 你不相信我，我不知道还能说什么
Well, I think that's the point. 我想那才是重点
Neither of us do. 我们都不知道该说什么
You know, maybe we should take a break. 或许我们该分手
Jimmy, I don't-You're 吉米，我不…
tine, Miss Lang. Nothing to worry about. 你非常健康，蓝小姐，别担心
Thank you, doctor. I just wanted to be sure... 谢谢你，医生，我只是想确定
with everything Lana went through yesterday. 经过昨天的事后拉娜很平安
Lex, I'm really sorry about what happened last night. 莱克斯 关于昨晚发生的事我很抱歉
About Clark. 有关克拉克的事
As far as I'm concerned, what we have doesn't have anything to do with Clark. 就我所知，我们的事跟克拉克无关
But then I wasn't the one kissing him. 但吻他的人不是我
And I wasn't the one holding a gun to his head. 我没有拿枪指着他的头
Funny how he calls this a game. 有趣的是他说这是场游戏
What were you gonna do, Lex? Shoot him? 你打算怎么办？莱克斯 对他开枪？
It I had to. 有必要的话我会那么做
To save me? Or to hurt him? 为了救我或是伤害他？
Considering what he did to you, Lana. 想想他对你做了什么，拉娜
I had every right to come after Clark. 我有权利报复克拉克
But the thing is-- 问题是…
I can't blame him. 我不能怪他
It I ever let you slip through my fingers... 如果我让你从我手中溜走
...I have no idea what I'd be capable of. 我不知道我会做出什么事来
How is she really? 她还好吧？
Well, you know, this isn't the most typical pregnancy. 这跟一般的怀孕状况不同
But everything's on schedule. 但一切都照计划进行