切蛋糕了 JIMMY: Let there be cake.
（祝福吉米与克洛）
我不是要故意把你的头切掉 只是现在压力很大 I didn't mean to cut your head off. I'm just under a lot of pressure here.
谁要吃蛋糕？ 我要 - Uh, who wants cake? WOMAN: Oh, yeah, I do.
再来一杯酒 Another glass of bubbly.
给这位小姐 一杯不含酒精的饮料 And throw in a Shirley Temple for the lady.
露意丝，你何不慢慢喝？ Lois, don't you think you might wanna pace yourself?
相信我，乡巴佬 我还很清醒 Believe me, Smallville, I am a lot more obnoxious sober.
大家都不希望 我在今天这个好日子出挨 And the last thing anyone wants is me making a scene at this blessed event.
克洛才刚成年而已 Chloe is barely legal.
就急着跟 第一个注意到她的男人结婚 And she is getting herself hitched to the first guy who's shown her any attention.
除了你以外 Present company excepted.
历经了分手的心痛之后 我知道什么是真爱 I have suffered enough heartache to know real love when I see it.
看看他们俩 And looking at those two...
我不晓得 ...I don't know.
[LOIS SIGHS]
我看不出真爱 I don't see it.
你该不是嫉妒你表妹 比你先走进结婚礼堂吧？ Are you sure you're not just jealous that your little cousin's beating you to the altar?
这才不是竞争呢 This isn't a competition.
那你又何必计较分数？ Then why are you keeping score?
露意丝 祝福他们又不会要了你的命 Listen, Lois, it may not kill you to just show a little support.
你要我祝福他们？ You want support?
我就让你看看 I'll show you support.
[LOIS GRUNTS]
好主意 [WHISPERS] Oh, good idea. Here we go.
各位女士先生们 我叫露意丝蓝恩 Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Lois Lane.
你们都知道我是克洛的表姊 也就是她的伴娘 Most of you know me as Chloe's cousin, a.k.a. The maid of honor.
伴娘 没错 [CROWD APPLAUDING]
[CHLOE LAUGHS]
克洛跟我小时候 我们曾经发誓 When Chloe and I were little girls, we made a promise.
直到找到真命天子 我们才会结婚 Neither of us would get married until we found our soul mates.
在这个世界上 我们注定在一起的人 The one person in the whole wide world that we are destined to be with.
因此 你们不能把十岁小孩的话当真 Which is why you can't take a 10-year-old on their word.
[CROWD MURMURING INDISTINCTLY]
好，够了 Okay, come on.
我想 露意丝想要说的是 What I think Lois is trying to say...
你无法预测 何时能够过见那个特别的人 ...is that you can't predict when you will find that special someone.
毫无疑问地 吉米就是克洛心里那个特别的人 And Jimmy is, without a doubt, that special someone for Chloe.
我从八年级起就认识克洛 I've known Chloe since the 8th grade...
我们一起经历了许多事情 ...and we've been through a lot together.
过去，我从未看过她如此快乐 In all those years, the truth is I've never seen her so happy.
祝福吉米跟克洛 Congratulations. To Jimmy and Chloe.
祝福吉米跟克洛 ALL: To Jimmy and Chloe.
[CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
没错
几个月后再见 CHLOE: We'll see you in a few months.
非常谢谢，你们太棒了 Thank you so much. You guys are great.
再见 CHLOE: Thanks. Bye. JIMMY: Bye.
你爸妈不能来 真可惜 You know, it's a shame your parents couldn't be here today.
我真想跟他们一起庆祝 你无可挑剔的品味 I would have really loved to celebrate your impeccable taste with them.
他们有献上祝福 爸即将在伦敦签约一笔大生意 Well, they send their love. Dad is this close to closing a big deal in London.
他的优先顺序虽然有点奇怪 但他是好意的 His, uh, priorities are a little out of whack, but he means well.
我希望你喜欢今晚的安排 I still hope you enjoyed yourself tonight.
你知道我最喜欢的 是那个部分吗？ You know what was my favorite part of the evening?
若是露意丝，我要签婚前协议 老天，不是 - Lf you say Lois' toast, I'm getting a prenup. - God, no. Heh.
当克拉克向我们祝福 我看着你… When Clark was toasting us, I looked at you...
你脸上带着最美好的笑容 ...and you had the most wonderful smile on your face.
知道你终于不再在意克拉克 对我意义重大 You know, it really means a lot to me that you're finally okay with Clark.
我斤斤计较你跟克拉克 已经是过去的事 Me being uptight about you and Clark is yesterday's news.
你们的过去 或许有一本书那么厚 There maybe a textbook's worth of history between the two of you...
但未来都是克洛跟吉米的故事 ...but the future's all Chloe and Jimmy's story.
我想该是上楼 享受两人独处时间 I think it's about time we head upstairs for some much needed alone time.
我想这真是个好主意 Oh, I think that is a fantastic idea.
哪位？ JIMMY: Hey.
[GRUNTING]
片名 ：超人前传（第八季）
剧名 ：承诺
主演：汤姆魏林
主演：爱莉森麦克
主演：爱莉卡杜兰斯
主演：艾伦爱许莫
主演：凯西蒂福瑞曼
主演：山姆威特沃
主演：贾斯汀哈特利
[GRUNTS]
[SIGHS]
乡巴佬？ Smallville?
午安，露意丝 Good afternoon, Lois.
我想你需要喝点这个 I thought you might need one of these.
拜托，告诉我 我们并没有… Please, tell me we didn't...
[CHUCKLES]
你喝醉之后真是歇斯底里 露意丝 You're hysterical when you're hung-over, Lois.
别担心 Don't worry...
是你自己换衣服的 ...you got changed all by yourself.
在厨房里磨蹭了一个小时 In the middle of the kitchen, for like an hour.
[GROANS]
我想我还吐了 对吧？ I take it I took a little drive on the porcelain highway.
简直是一塌糊涂 It was more like a cross-country trip.
[GROANS]
你知道，我可以… LOIS: You know, I get...
[SIGHS]
你昨晚其实不必照顾我 You didn't have to take care of me.
我自己一人在塔龙也会没事 I would've been perfectly fine on my own at the Talon.
我想吉米跟克洛应该不想 听你唱整晚的《白蛇合唱团》 I don't think Jimmy and Chloe would have been up for the Whitesnake sing-along.
[SCOFFS]
克洛 Chloe.
我本来应该 一大早陪她去试礼服 Uh, I was supposed to meet her for a dress fitting first thing this morning.
要我送你一程吗？ Do you need a ride?
你或许曾帮我拿着头发 You may have held my hair...
但我不需要你教我如何开车 乡巴佬 ...but I don't need you to hold my hand, Smallville.
说出来可能吓你一跳 我知道该如何开车 This may shock you, but I can still drive a car.
除非你的车子不在这里 Not if it's not here.
说出来可能吓你一跳 你昨晚醉得无法开车 This may shock you, but you were in no condition to get behind the wheel last night.
[SIGHS]
谢谢你载我一程？ Thanks for the ride?
（《星球日报》）
[ELEVATOR BELL RINGS]
你说找不到IP位址 是什么意思？ What do you mean you can't find the IP address?
电子邮件 是透过假的路由器传来的 The e-mail came through a ghost router.
我们一看到信 路由器就从网络上消失 As soon as we saw it, the router vanished from the grid.
至少这可以证明 路德先生还活着 At the very least, this could prove Mr. Luthor is still alive.
或者是有人跟我恶作剧 Or it could prove that someone is toying with me.
快找到是谁拿走水晶 否则，你就另外找工作吧 Find out who took the crystal. Or find a new line of work.
让我最吃惊的是 你没有时间回我电话 You know what's amazing to me? You can't find time to return my calls...
居然还能在忙碌的行程中 挤出时间 ...but you do manage to fit it into your busy schedule...
买走我眼皮子底下的 星城双塔大楼 ...to buy the Star City Towers right out from under me.
在商言商 Business is business.
这跟生意无关 Well, this is not about business.
老实说 复仇并不适合你 And to be honest with you, revenge is not your best color.
别臭美了 莱克斯教会我一件重要的事 Don't flatter yourself. One of the most important things that Lex taught me...
就是人不能一直活在过去 ...is you can't afford to live in the past.
路德教授是否也教会你欺骗？ 或者是执着？ Did Professor Luthor also teach you about deception? Or how about obsession?
我听说 他的谋杀课程很容易 I hear his class in murder's an easy A.
他对这个世界的贡献比你还多 奥利佛 He's done more for this world than you ever will, Oliver.
他一生致力于 让这里成为更安全的地方 He dedicated his life to making it a safer place.
玛瑟，在我看来… You know, Mercer, it seems to me...
莱克斯对你而言 或许不仅只是人生导师 ...like Lex may have been a little bit more than a mentor.
如果你已经说完了 我还要打电话联络事情 If you're done wasting my time, I have phone calls to make.
我很抱歉 Look, uh, I'm sorry.
老实说 我不是来此跟你对立的 Really, I didn't come here to battle with you.
事实上 我是来这里举白旗的 Actually, I came here to raise the white flag.
真有礼貌 How civil.
你打算提议什么？停火 What do you propose, a truce?
停火… Well, truce, yeah...
吃晚餐的时候谈谈 ...over dinner.
你还是一点也没变 You haven't changed one bit.
奥利佛总是想要 奥利佛得不到的东西 Oliver always wants what Oliver can't have.
有时候 吃饭就是吃饭，如此而已 You know, sometimes a meal's just a meal.
你七点来接我 You can pick me up at 7.
说好七点半 Seven thirty it is.
（塔龙）
克洛 Chloe.
吉米 Jimmy.
你知道露意丝回到家想看到什么？ 裤子 You know what Lois likes to see when she comes home? Pants.
大家都穿上裤子 Pants on everyone.
我不晓得吉米这么浪漫 I had no idea Jimmy was so romantic.
[LOIS CHUCKLES]
我猜 欧森并不是乖宝宝 Guess the Olsen's not so wholesome.
克洛，我是你表姊 猜猜看谁来拯救我 LOIS [ON ANSWERING MACHINE]: Chloe, it's your coz. Guess who came to my rescue.
不是奥利佛昆恩 而是克拉克肯特 Not Oliver Queen. Heh. Clark Kent.
他是我认识 最好的一个人 He is just the sweetest boy I have ever known...
这都是酒精作祟的缘故 Chalk that one up to alcohol poisoning.
这里是小镇警局扣押处 MAN [ON ANSWERING MACHINE]: This is Smallville P.D. Impound...
留言给克洛苏利文与詹姆士欧森 ...for Chloe Sullivan and James Olsen.
你们的车子 因为阻碍清洁车而被扣留 Your vehicles were just brought in for obstructing a street cleaner.
你们有九十天… You have 90 day...
他们昨晚没回家？ They didn't even come home last night?
他们到底在哪里？ Then where the hell are they?
[MICE SQUEAKING]
[GROANING]
克洛，你没事吧？ Chloe. Are you okay?
应该是 我们在哪里？ I think so. Where are we?
亲爱的大家… MAN: Dearly beloved...
我们今天聚集在此 找出这两人是否天生一对？ ...we are gathered here today to find out if these two were truly meant to be.
[GASPS]
露意丝，我已经问过 大都会与小镇医院，还有机场 Lois, I checked the Metropolis and the Smallville hospitals, as well as the airport.
没有吉米或克洛的踪迹 你我了不少地方 - No sign of Jimmy or Chloe. - You covered a lot of ground.
总得找对人问才行 你有何发现？ You need to find the right people to ask. You find anything?
克洛与吉米 不是唯一失踪的情侣 Chloe and Jimmy aren't the only couple missing, Clark.
过去两周已经有三对情侣失踪 了无音讯 At least three couples in the last two weeks have vanished without a trace.
都已经订婚？ 信用卡没有被动用 - All engaged? - Credit cards haven't been touched.
通联纪录也显示没有动静 类似例子，比比皆是 Phone records show no sign of activity. The list goes on and on.
除非欧普拉说过 今年秋天流行私奔… So unless Oprah said eloping was in for fall...
他们都被绑架了 They've all been abducted.
我报警了 说要超过二十四小时才能报失踪 I called the police, they won't even declare Jimmy and Chloe missing for 24 hours.
什么样的人会挑上 人们一生中最幸福的时刻下手？ What kind of person would prey on people during the happiest time of their lives?
如果我昨晚没有因为酒醉 而回不了家的话 If I hadn't been too drunk to go home last night...
我就能够阻止了 或者你也跟着失踪了 ...I would have been there to stop it. - Or you would have been missing too.
别担心，露意丝 会找到他们的 Don't worry, Lois. We'll find them.
交又比对吉米跟克洛 与其他被害人的资料 We should cross-reference Jimmy and Chloe with the other victims.
看看有何共通处 See if they have anything in common.
已经抢先你一步 吉米、克洛跟其他的情侣… One step ahead of you. Jimmy, Chloe and the other couples...
过去十天内 都曾走访相同的结婚用品店 ...all visited the same wedding vendors within the last 10 days.
糕饼店、珠宝店以及文具店 A bakery, a jewelry store and a stationery shop.
还真不少 To name a few.
那家文具店就在附近 我去问问看 That stationery shop is around the corner. I'm gonna check it out.
有何发现，我会打电话 我才不会把我表妹的性命… - I'll call if I find anything. - No way am I putting my cousin's life...
放在一个脾气温吞的 打杂小厮手上 ...in the hands of a mild-mannered copy boy. Keep up.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
成功的绑架并不容易 MAN: The art of abduction is surprisingly difficult.
情侣在一起时，比较好下手 It's easier when I find couples together.
省点时间 Saves time.
我们不愿令你为难 Well, we'd hate to inconvenience you.
一点也不为难 这是我的职责 It's no trouble at all. It's my duty.
这是什么东西？ 这是测谎机 JIMMY: What...? What is that? MAN: This is a lie detector.
基本上不伤人 一点儿也不复杂 It's fairly harmless and not complicated at all.
事实上，一旦搞清楚 道理相当简单 In fact, when you get right down to it, it's really quite simple.
只是倾听你的心而已 All it does is listen to your heart.
你指望我们相信 这东西也不伤人吧 I guess you expect us to believe that's harmless too.
不，这是电击 No. This is electricity.
电击会伤人 Electricity hurts.
这就是让你过瘾的方式？ 折磨无辜的人？ Is this how you get your kicks? Torturing innocent people?
这并非折磨 It's not torture.
我是在帮你们的忙 I'm doing you a favor.
不是每个人都适合结婚 Not everyone is meant to be married.
无数的情侣 一头栽进婚姻里 Countless couples rush headlong into marriage.
罔顾责任… Ignorant to responsibility...
无视诺言背后的坦诚相待 ...to the burden of truth that comes with that level of commitment.
真心相爱的人是没有秘密的 Those that are truly dedicated have no secrets.
先从简单问题来暖身 Let's warm up with an easy question.
詹姆士 James...
[ELECTRICITY POWERING UP]
你可曾背叛过你的未婚妻？ ...have you ever cheated on your fiancee before?
没有 No.
[GROANING]
住手，别伤了她 是我说的谎，你伤害我啊 Stop! Don't hurt her! I'm the one that lied! You hurt me!
谎言不会伤害你 谎言会伤害你爱的人 Lies don't hurt you. Lies hurt the ones you love.
[GASPING]
你最好诚实一点 You be honest.
算不上背叛 有个疯狂的女人，她吻我 It wasn't really cheating. I mean, this crazy woman, she kissed me.
我心脏病发 最后送进医院里 I had a freaking heart attack, and I wound up in the hospital.
我知道 我知道不是你的错 I know. I know it wasn't your fault.
你是我… You are the only girl...
唯一深爱的女孩 ...I've ever loved.
这还差不多 MAN: That will do for now.
看看新娘有什么话要说 Let's see what the bride has to say.
不晓得… I wonder...
她隐瞒了多少谎言 ...how many lies is she hiding behind.
[GASPING]
（一应俱全文具店）
如果地球上只剩下你一家店 可以让我求救 If this were the last place on Earth, and I had to write an SOS...
我也不会再踏进这里一步 谢谢你的合作 ...I wouldn't come for a nib or a quill. - Thank you for your time.
露意丝，如果你继续恐吓别人 我们也找不到有用线索 Lois, we're not gonna get anywhere if you shake down every person we talk to.
他在搪塞我们 现在是分秒必争的时候 He was stonewalling us. Put the screws to a perp when the clock is ticking.
[CAR HONKING]
他已经七十岁 昨晚住院，病人手环还没拿下来 He was 70. He spent the night in the hospital. He still had his bracelet on.
克拉克，我表妹 你最好的朋友失踪了 Clark, my cousin, your best friend, is missing.
她可能受伤快死了 或者更糟 She could be hurt or dying or worse.
所以我们不能再浪费时间了 Which is exactly why we can't waste any more time.
好，天才，你想怎么做？ 你该回去《星球日报》 - Okay, genius, what do you wanna do? - You should go back to the Daily Planet.
看看我们要的背景资料 送来没有 See if those background checks we ordered came in.
你自己打算做什么 却不能我们俩一起做的？ What do you plan on doing alone that we can't do together?
多着呢 A lot.
慢着，这家伙专挑情侣下手 对吧？ Wait a minute. The guy is preying on couples, right?
不，别再说下去了 如果我们走进去… - No, don't even go there. - Lf we walk in there pretending...
假装情侣做饵 我们就可以手到擒来了 ...to be the bait, we'll have him eating out of our hands.
没有人会相信的 No one will believe it. Not even for a second.
克拉克肯特… Clark Kent...
你愿意娶我吗？ ...will you marry me?
偶尔笑一个 又不会要你的命 A smile every now and then wouldn't kill you.
露意丝，我的笑容缺货 不想浪费 In short supply, Lois. I wouldn't wanna waste one.
可否效劳？ Can I help you?
我们终于来挑戒指了 谁是世界上最幸运的女孩？是我 Well, we are finally out ring shopping. Who's the luckiest girl in the world? I am.
朋友介绍 来这里挑订婚戒指就对了 Friends of ours said your store is the best place in town to find engagement rings.
你们可有特别中意的款式？ Is there a certain piece you'd like to see?
这个… Well...
这个如何，亲爱的？ 你喜欢就好，亲爱的 - What about this one, pumpkin? - Anything you want, muffin.
每天看到幸福的情侣走进来 一定很棒 Must be great, seeing happy couples come here every day.
的确如此 It certainly is.
协助巩固夫妻问不变的情谊 令人感到非常满足 It's very fulfilling helping to solidify the bond between husband and wife.
精美的手工 Excellent craftsmanship.
完美的圆形 没有起点与终点 A perfect circle, no beginning and no end.
试试看 看看如何 Try it on. See how it looks.
别害羞了，亲爱的 你迟早要站在… Don't get stage fright, poodle. You're gonna have to do this center stage...
充满人群的房子面前 ...in front of a packed house sooner than you think.
他会队场 He has performance anxiety.
[CHUCKLES]
你看看，刚刚好 Look at that. A perfect fit.
你们在这里做什么？ What are you two doing here?
奥利佛 还没收到喜帖？ Oliver, uh, didn't get the invitation yet?
什么喜帖？ Invitation to what?
你说吧，亲爱的 Tell him, cupcake.
露意丝跟我… Lois and I are...
我们要结婚了 We're getting married.
[LAUGHS]
你近来真是充满惊喜 不是吗？克拉克 You're just full of surprises lately, aren't you, Clark?
我懂 I know, right?
我们当朋友这么久 一个神奇的夜晚 I mean, we've been friends for so long, but we just had this, um, one magical night.
我们再也无法否认自己的感觉 And we couldn't deny our feelings any longer.
是真的吗？ Is this true?
恐怕如此 I'm afraid so.
婚礼上见 See you at the wedding.
她的品味真好 你真是个幸运的男人 She has great taste. You're a very lucky man.
你怎么也想不到 You have no idea.
如果你这么害怕假装承诺 If you're this afraid of pretend commitment...
万一有个女孩搞不清楚 爱上你怎么办？ ...what's gonna happen when some girl makes the mistake of falling for you?
这样没有用 我们必须分头进行 This isn't working. We need to split up.
如果我们分头进行 可以找到更多线索 We can track down more leads if we go in opposite directions.
万一你过上麻烦怎么办？ 我不会有事的 - What if you get into trouble? - I think I'll be okay.
你简直太自大了 You know, you're drifting dangerously close to cocky.
怎么？没有反骏？ What, no snarky comeback from the peanut gallery?
[SIGHS]
求求你别这样 Please don't do this.
你应该求我继续 MAN: You should be pleading with me to continue.
如果有人肯花时间 帮我太太跟我 If only someone had taken the time to do this for my wife and I.
你也把她连上你的机器？ You hook her up to your machine?
直觉告诉我 她没有活着离开这里 Something tells me she didn't walk out of here.
我珍惜她，詹姆士 我遵守誓言 I cherished her, James. I honored her.
我谨守着结婚誓词的一字一句 I did everything I promised when I took my wedding vows.
但她回报给我什么？ 一个又一个的谎言 And how does she reward me? With one lie after another.
她从来不知道… She never knew...
我可以在她身上闻到他的气味 ...but I could smell him on her.
于是你杀了她 So you killed her.
心口常常不一 You see, the heart and the mouth are not always on the same page.
离她远点 Get the hell away from her.
[ELECTRICITY POWERING UP]
克洛 Chloe...
你可曾背叛你的未婚夫？ ...have you ever cheated on your fiance?
没有 No.
很好，下一题 Excellent. Next question.
你还爱着别人吗？ Are you in love with anyone else?
别回答，克洛 别让他称心如意 Don't answer him, Chloe. Don't give him the satisfaction.
[GROANS]
不 No!
你最好别听你未婚夫的劝告 Your fiance is not the best person to be taking advice from at this moment.
我要再问你一次 Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time.
你是否还爱着别人？ Are you in love with anyone else?
没有 No.
[GASPING]
只有你，吉米，永远 Only you, Jimmy. Forever.
[CHUCKLES]
恭喜你们 詹姆士欧森，克洛苏利文 Congratulations, James Olsen, Chloe Sullivan.
我现在宣布你们结为夫妻 I now pronounce you husband and wife.
玛瑟 Mercy.
我在霍伯港餐厅订好位子 剩不到一个小时 We got dinner reservations at Hob's Bay in just under an hour.
我想先运动 刺激一下食欲 I like to work up an appetite.
[GRUNTING]
[CHUCKLES]
你以前身手好多了 You used to be better at this.
你不是说没有兴趣复仇吗？ What happened to not being interested in revenge?
这不是复仇 这只是练习而已 This is not revenge. This is just practice.
像你这样的弱男子 让我更强壮 Weak men like you make me stronger.
发现李涅杀了你父母之后 你怎么做？ So you learn that Lionel killed your parents, and what do you do?
花天酒地、上了社会版面 连续一个月？ You drink yourself onto the society page. For what? Like, a month?
你该了解我 我喜欢让自己忙碌 Well, you know me, I like to keep myself busy.
你还是这副玩世不恭的样子？ 就像我们的感情一样 You still can't take anything seriously, can you? Just like our relationship.
[GRUNTING]
你该知道 你对我意义重大 You know how much you meant to me.
当我撞见 你跟女侍打情骂俏的时候 Yeah, that became clear when I caught you with the waitress.
还是女主人？ Or was she a hostess?
我还要道歉几次？ 我不要道歉 - How many times do I have to apologize? - I don't want an apology.
我要一个解释 I want an explanation.
你在害怕什么？ What the hell were you so afraid of?
你 You.
克拉克，我是露意丝 Clark, it's Lois.
我问过警察 他们说我应该… I spoke with the police, and they told me that I think I should, uh...
你介意吗？ 你的大灯照得我头都疼了 Do you mind? Your high beams are burning holes into my skull.
我不知道接下来该怎么做 I don't know what to do anymore.
你听到留言后 可否尽快给我一个电话？ Can you give me a call as soon as you get this? Bye.
你很快就会见到你未婚夫 MAN: You'll be seeing your fiance soon enough.
该死的混球 Son of a bitch.
老天 Oh, my God.
吉米，吉米，醒醒 Jimmy. Jimmy, wake up.
我们没事了 We're okay.
发生什么事？ What the hell happened?
我只记得那个人拔出枪 然后一切都暗了下来 Last thing I remember, that guy pulled out that gun and everything went black.
我说过我们会逃出来的 I told you we'd make it out.
难道这个是那个面具人物 恶意的玩笑吗？ Is this that masked man's idea of some kind of a twisted joke?
我得坦承 这是我的主意 Uh, I'm gonna have to take the credit for this one.
老实说 昨晚的一切还不够诡异呢 And for the record, it was all a lot less creepy yesterday.
如果对面坐的是别人 我想我不可能活着出来 You know, I don't think I'd still be alive if I was sitting across anyone else in that room.
因为我们注定要在一起？ Because we're meant to be together?
因为像这样的事情 不可能轻易发生 Because things like that don't happen to people by accident.
的确 No.
因为你没有任何秘密 Because you don't have any secrets.
我们该报警 We should call the sheriff.
好 Okay.
[POLICE SIREN WAILS]
如果你又听到什么声音 请跟我们联络 OFFICER: And if you hear anything again just get ahold of us.
我们非常感激 We appreciate your help.
真高兴你们平安无事 克拉克，怎么了？ - I'm glad you two are okay. - Clark, what is it?
露意丝，我找不到她 她留言给我，却没有回到《星球日报》 Lois. I can't find her. She left me a voicemail, then never made it to the Planet.
她说了什么大灯之类的 She was saying something about car headlights.
大灯？ 就是他带走我们用的方法 Headlights? That's what he used when he took us.
他找上露意丝做什么？ 说来话长 - Why would he want Lois? - It's a long story.
你们记得的任何小事 都可以帮我找到露意丝 But anything you can remember might help me find Lois.
这家伙是个疯子，克拉克 Uh, this guy, he's a certifiable wack job, C.K.
他说了什么秘密伤人 He was talking about how secrets kill.
还有我们的情谊 一个又一个的谎言 - And our bond. - Stuff about lies begetting lies.
他说什么你们的情谊？ What did he say about your bond?
我不知道 他说了巩固夫妇问… I don't know. Uh, he was talking about how important it is...
不变的情谊 非常重要 ...to solidify the bond between husband and wife.
我知道谁抓走露意丝了 I know who has Lois.
（卡蜜欧珠宝店）
告诉我 你对我表妹做了什么？ LOIS: Tell me right now, what did you do with my cousin?
她在哪里？ Where is she?
露意丝？ Lois?
露意丝 克拉克 - Lois. - Clark.
你必须找到克洛跟吉米 他让他们走了，我要带你出去 - You gotta find Chloe and Jimmy. - He let them go. I'm gonna get you out.
你得告诉我，他人在哪里？ 就在你后面 - But you need to tell me, where is he? MAN: Right behind you.
克拉克 Clark.
[GROANING]
克拉克 LOIS: Clark?
醒醒 Wake up.
克拉克 Clark.
醒醒 Wake up.
我知道你的真面目 CLARK: I know who you are!
那么也没有必要继续戴着这个 Then I suppose I won't be needing this anymore.
如今，我们都见过面了 Now that we're all acquainted.
开始吧 Let's begin.
有什么意义呢？ What's the point?
既然我们看到你的脸 你一定会杀了我们 Now that we've both seen your face, you're gonna kill us anyway.
别这么肯定 Don't be so certain.
你一定非常关心她 才会冲进来救她 You must really care about her storming in here.
你真是非常英勇 It's very gallant of you.
他的确很笨 Yeah, he's stupid that way.
就轮到你了 - Let her go. - After her turn, you'll get yours.
轮到我？ My turn?
这是什么游戏吗？ What is this, some kind of game?
不 No.
这是一场测试 No, it's a test.
揭露你们隐瞒对方多少秘密 To reveal how much you two have been hiding from one another.
如果你们通过 你们将会邀请我参加婚礼 If you pass, you'll want to invite me to your wedding.
如果你们没通过 If you fail...
也就不必担心宾客名单的事了 ...well, the guest list will be the least of your worries.
女士条先 Ladies first.
你可曾背叛过你的未婚夫？ Have you ever cheated on your fiance?
当然没有 别开玩笑了 Of course not. Don't be ridiculous.
[SHOUTING]
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
你在伤害他 You're killing him!
不，是你的谎言在伤害他 No. Your lies are.
好吧，我把话收回来，对不起 Okay, okay. I take it back then. I'm sorry.
别再伤害他了 Just don't hurt him again.
[CLARK GASPING]
杀了我们… CLARK: Killing us...
也带不走你的痛苦 ...it won't take away the pain that pushed you here.
我是为了你们才这么做 I'm doing this for you.
什么？ What?
伤心的人就跟活死人一样 The broken-hearted are the walking dead.
不论哪一条路 我在救你们免除不必要的痛苦 Either way, I'm saving you both a lot of unnecessary pain.
好吧，疯子，事情是这样的 Okay, crazy, this is the deal.
我们根本不是真正的情侣 We're not even really a couple.
这个无聊的测试 根本没有意义 So this twisted test doesn't mean anything.
下一个问题 Next question.
在你内心深处 是否爱着这个男人？ Deep down, underneath it all, do you love this man?
回答他的问题，露意丝 Answer the question, Lois.
不必想太多 Don't outthink it.
说实话就行了 Just tell the truth.
[SIGHS]
你是否爱他？ Do you love him?
说实话 Tell the truth.
你是否爱他？ MAN: Do you love him?
[SOBBING]
是 Yes.
[SIGHS]
那么，你… And you...
你是否爱这个女人？ ...do you love this woman?
大声点 不说大声点，她听不见 Speak up. She can't hear you if you don't speak up.
[GRUNTING]
[SIGHS]
露意丝 CLARK: Lois.
你没事吧？ - Clark? - Lois, are you okay?
Hmm.
我不确定 I'm not sure.
赶快把你带出去 Let's get you out of here.
在这个世界上 我们注定在一起的人 The one person in the whole wide world that we were destined to be with.
因此，你不能把… Which is why you can't take a...
我也深有同成 Yeah, that's pretty much how I felt.
老天，克洛 我很抱歉 Oh, my God, Chloe, I am so sorry.
我知道 我跟错误脱不了关系 I know my face is under "faux pas" in the dictionary...
但这次更创下新低纪录 ...but this is a whole new low.
我认为 这比起你搞砸拉娜订婚派对那一次 I would say that this is a close second...
还要来得好一点点 ...behind the time you crashed Lana's engagement party.
事实上，我会建议你 以后别再参加订婚派对 In fact, you may wanna start avoiding engagement parties altogether.
[LOIS SIGHS]
克洛，这不好笑 我毁了你特别的一晚 Chloe, it's not funny. I ruined your special night.
露意丝，考虑到这一晚的结尾 我认为这个派对相当成功 Lois, considering how the night ended, I'd say the party was a rousing success.
更何况 你只是说实话 Besides, you were just being honest...
虽然你本来可以不要公开的 ...though you could have been a little less public about it.
露意丝，你先前为何不说 这就是你的感觉呢？ Lois, why didn't you just tell me that this is how you felt?
我不知道 I don't know.
你看 克拉克跟拉娜分手 Look, Clark and Lana went south.
我跟奥利之间也吹了 Things fell apart between me and Ollie.
目睹我想要的东西就在眼前 Just knowing that I had everything that I wanted right in front of me...
却让它溜走 ...and having it slip away.
我只是不希望见你 遭受那样的心痛 I just didn't want to see you have that kind of heartache.
露意丝 你真是世界上最棒的表姊 Lois, you are the most wonderful big cousin in the world for thinking that.
相信我，如果我不肯定 我不会点头答应 But trust me, I wouldn't have said yes if I didn't know it was meant to be.
你怎能肯定？ How can you be sure?
因为当我看见吉米 我的心里能够感觉到 Because when I look at Jimmy, I can just feel it, in my heart.
不管未来如何 他就是我的另一半 I mean, sunset or dungeon, he's my guy.
Wow.
真让我嫉妒 Color me jealous.
克拉克倒是说对了 Clark was right after all.
他通常都是对的，赶快习惯一下 He usually is. Get used to it.
习惯什么？ JIMMY: Get used to what?
[LOIS SIGHING]
成为这个家庭的一员 To being a member of the family.
恭喜你，吉米 Congratulations, Jimmy.
这是怎么一回事？ What was that all about?
恭喜你跟我 You and me, oddly enough.
说到这个 我有个东西给你看看 Speaking of which, I have something you need to see.
在接受过大审判之后 After the Spanish Inquisition...
我想应该延长我们的蜜月假期 ...I was thinking we deserve an extra-long honeymoon.
想去波拉波拉岛？还是圣托贝？ 克洛 - So maybe Bora Bora? Saint Tropez? JIMMY: Chloe.
在你订位之前 有些事情你必须先知道 Before you start booking, there's something you need to know.
虽然他是个疯狂的家伙 但他没有说错 As insane as that guy was, he made a great point.
如果我们想要在一起 If we're gonna make it...
彼此之间就不该有任何秘密 ...we can't have any secrets from each other anymore.
如果要说 过去十二小时证明了什么 Yeah, but if the last 12 hours have proven anything...
那就是我们之间没有秘密存在 ...it's that we don't have much left to hide.
有的 Yeah, there is.
我不是你想像的那种人 I'm not who you think I am.
直觉告诉我… The sudden knot in my stomach tells me...
你不是在开玩笑 ...this isn't you embracing your inner Nietzsche.
我父母亲不会来参加婚礼 My parents aren't coming to the wedding.
他们… They, uh...
事实上，他们并不存在 Well, they actually don't exist.
我是说，他们存在 他们当然存在，只不过… Well, I mean, they do. Of course they do. They exist. It's just that...
我爸并非曼哈顿的投资银行家 My dad's not an investment banker in Manhattan.
他是个兼差的技工 住在奥克拉荷马市，终日酗酒 He's a part-time mechanic and full-time alcoholic in Oklahoma City.
我从没见过我妈 I never even really met my mom.
你为何要隐瞒我？ Why would you keep something like this from me?
这座城市，太大了 This city, it's huge.
对于像我这样出身的人 这里简直就是世界顶端 It's the top of the world coming from where I come from.
我唯一能适应这里的方法 And the only way I could fit in...
就是假装成别人 ...was to be someone else.
你为何不信任我？ Why didn't you trust me?
我知道 I know.
对不起 I'm sorry.
对不起 I'm so sorry.
我搞石匝了 I screwed up bigtime.
我完全能够谅解 如果你需要一些时间… And I totally understand if you need some time or even if...
甚至如果你想分手的话 If you want out.
像我这样的人 A guy like me...
配不上像你这样的好女孩 克洛 ...doesn't get a girl like you, Chloe.
天底下没有这么好的事 Life, it doesn't work like that.
当然有 Yeah, it does.
不是说要在床上吃早餐 So much for breakfast in bed.
我在大都会的一场会议 快要迟到了 I'm late for a meeting in Metropolis.
我们之间 有人还得管理公司 Some of us still have corporations to run.
没错，我忘了 不过，我以为… Oh, that's right. I forgot. Although I've got this funny feeling...
你大概该找个人 来帮你接电话 ...that you could probably find somebody else to answer your phones.
我想，夕阳余晖下 在马里布吃晚餐你觉得如何？ I'm thinking more like, um, dinner in Malibu in time for the sunset. What do you say?
你在暗示什么浪漫情坏吗？ Is that a hint of romance I detect?
我忍不住 I can't stop myself.
省省吧 Save it...
万一你想给 另一个女主人小费的话 ...in case you wanna tip another hostess.
奥利佛，昨晚我们之间 没有什么浪漫可言 There was nothing romantic about last night, Oliver.
我一时兴起，如此而已 I had an itch. You scratched it.
泰丝，你到底怎么了？ Tess, what happened to you?
我长大了 I grew up.
你离开我的时候 情况变得更有趣 And you left right when things started to get interesting.
我不送了 You know the way out.
（《星球日报》）
（克拉克肯特）
[SIGHS]
你该不是在躲我吧？ CLARK: You're not avoiding me, are you?
我？我干嘛躲你？ Me? Why would I be avoiding you?
我只是要去 帮克洛跟吉米买结婚礼物 I was just shopping for wedding gifts for Chloe and Jimmy.
你终于 真心诚意祝福他们俩 So you're finally onboard with the happy couple.
既然他们连那个疯子的 电击测试都通过了 Yup. All it took was them passing a madman's electric-cosmo death quiz...
我还有什么好说的 ...and I am sold.
[ELEVATOR BELL RINGS]
到底要不要坐？ In or out?
我考虑了一下 走楼梯对心脏比较好 You know, all things considered, stairs are better for cardio.
别这样，统计上而言 坐电梯比较安全 Come on. Statistically, this is the safer way to travel.
他招供了，那个珠宝商 He confessed. The jeweler.
我听说了 有五对情侣？ I heard. Five couples?
说到那个测试… So, uh, about that test...
Um.
谁想得到 你居然是个如此高明的骗子？ Who would have thought you were such a good liar, huh?
你甚至还打败机器 I mean, you even beat that machine.
尽管我是个天生的老千 但我还是需要一点帮助 Even though I'm a natural master of deception, I needed a little help.
那台机器跟破铜烂铁没有两样 I mean, that machine was a piece of kaiser-era junk.
第一次电击我的时候 还真的奏效 I mean, it did work the first time, you know, when you electrocuted me.
没错 Exactly.
当他转身扮演主持人的时候 我把手指的成应器扔掉了 While he was off playing game-show host, I slipped the sensor off my finger.
相当高明，不是吗？ Pretty crafty, huh?
你说的原来不是实话 So you weren't telling the truth.
拜托，我们虽然合作有默契 Please. I mean, we do make a good team.
但别把我们的伪装身分当了真 But don't let our cover go to that big old head of yours.
我没有 I didn't.
很好 非常好 - Good. - Great.
值得庆幸的是 被质问的是我，而不是你 Let's just be happy that I was under the gun and not you.
为什么？ And why's that?
乡巴佬 大家都知道你不擅长说谎 Smallville, everyone knows you're a terrible liar.
要是你回答了问题 谁晓得我们现在会在哪里？ Who knows where we'd be if you'd answered that question?