快点加油 Come on! Come on! Let's do this!
快 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
跟上 Go! Go! Go!
我和鲁伯特五周年结婚纪念日那天 买下了这个 Rupert and I bought this on our fifth anniversary.
真有品味 Well, you have exquisite taste.
你想要吗 Do you want it?
但这是霍克尼的作品 少说也得价值一百万英镑 But it's a Hockney. It must be worth a million pounds.
有道理 你应该直接收下的 Good point. You should've said yes.
-放到拍卖那堆里 -好的 女士 -Auction pile, please. -Right away, ma'am.
（瑞贝卡韦尔顿离婚后 成为AFC里士满新主人）
（男的得到了一个脑残女 女的得到了一群笨男人）
那么 曼尼恩女士… So, Mrs. Mannion--
抱歉 韦尔顿女士 Excuse me. Ms. Welton.
乔治来了 George is here.
既然他来了 人在哪呢 If he's here, why isn't he here?
是啊 有道理 Yes. Good point.
乔治 George.
-希金斯小子 -差点被你得逞 -Higgy boy. -Good one.
嘿 我喜欢你这里的装潢 Hey. I love what you've done to the place.
是你自己布置的吗 还是找了个基佬帮你弄的 Did you do it yourself or get some poof to help you?
对你的头发我也想问同样的问题 请坐 I could ask the same of your hair. Please.
她真是一点不吃亏 是吧 She's a cheeky one, isn't she?
好了 亲爱的 是这样 我马上得去训练了 Right, love. Listen, I've got training in a minute.
不管你有什么事要一吐为快 So whatever it is you need to get off your impressive chest,
-尽管说吧 -当然 -let me have it. -Of course.
你被开除了 You're fired.
是啊 Yeah, right.
而且我要买断你剩下的合同 所以… And I'll be buying out the remainder of your contract. So...
祝你好运 Wish you the best of luck.
开除凭什么呀 Fired? What the fuck for?
其实原因还挺多的 I suppose I could go for any number of reasons, really.
比方说 你无意中流露的厌女倾向 Your casual misogyny, for one.
-什么 -我知道这是个高级词汇 -What? -I know, it's a big word.
问你的女儿就知道什么意思了 Ask one of your daughters what it means.
或者是因为你的表现 Or perhaps it's your performance,
导致这支队伍本季度又是成绩平平 having led this team through yet another remarkably average season.
又或者是因为你执意要穿这种短裤 Or maybe it's because you insist on wearing those tiny shorts
强迫我看到你其中一个蛋蛋 that force me to see one of your testicles.
另外一个也露出来了 And there's the other one.
利亚姆和诺尔 Liam and Noel.
不过跟绿洲乐队可差远了 Though, perhaps not an oasis.
老实说 乔治 Still, if I'm being completely honest, George,
你被开除是因为现在我是老板 而我不喜欢你 you're fired because I'm the owner now, and I don't like you.
好了 赶紧滚吧 死胖子 Now do piss off, you fat twat.
嘿 希金斯小子 Hey, Higgy boy.
你觉得哪种情况更糟 What do you think's worse?
你老公出轨 还是全世界都知道 只有你被蒙在鼓里 Your husband cheating on you or being the last to know?
有人能给我拿盘沙拉吗 Is there someone that could pop out and fetch me a salad?
不要加葡萄干 拜托 Nothing with raisins in it, please.
去你的 Fuck you.
那新经理人怎么安置 So, what to do as far as new managers go?
需要我准备一份候选人名单吗 Shall I prepare a list of candidates?
不 没这个必要 No. That won't be necessary.
（体育中心频道）
大西洋的另一边传来一些意外的新闻 This is a bit of surprising news from the other side of the Atlantic.
AFC里士满宣布新经理人选 AFC Richmond announced the hiring of their new manager,
名叫悉奥多“泰德”拉索 one Theodore "Ted" Lasso.
最近 这位拉索教练带领 威奇塔州立大学割麦者队第二组 Recently, it was Coach Lasso leading the Division II Wichita State Shockers
首度获得橄榄球全国冠军 to their first ever national title in American football.
作为主教练 他第一季度 He took the Shockers from a garbage program
就带领割麦者队这支垃圾球队 一路抵达“应许之地” all the way to the promised land in his very first season as head coach.
但对我们很多人而言 我们不是这样记住泰德拉索的 But for a lot of us, that's not how Ted Lasso found his way into our hearts,
我们在电视上看到的是另一番景象 certainly not into our living rooms.
在我脑海中挥之不去的画面… For me, it'll always be Ted...
是泰德和球队一起庆祝胜利 celebrating a moment of joy with his team
你只有亲眼看到才能理解 in a way that you really have to see to understand.
甚至 即便是亲眼目睹… And then, even when you see it...
我也不敢说我们真的理解这种行为 I don't necessarily know that understanding is what we're doing.
来吧 泰德 放飞自我吧 伙计 Right on, Ted. Do your thing, man.
祝你在这项最美丽的运动中一直好运 And good luck with the most beautiful game.
让我们骄傲 Do us proud.
加油 美国 Go, 'Murica.
（卫生间）
（杰克凯鲁亚克 《达摩流浪者》）
喂 老兄 这是你吗 Oi, mate. This you?
-我相信是的 -天啊你是个传奇人物 -I believe it is, yeah. -Oh, man! Legend.
能来个“群拍”吗 Can I get an ussie?
太好了 That's dope.
在我们那儿 我们称之为“自拍” You know, back where I'm from, we call those selfies.
但并不是只有“我自己” 对吧 Well, it's not "myself," yeah?
是“一群人” 所以叫“群拍” It's "us," innit? "Ussie."
好吧 我喜欢 Yeah. I like that.
太帅了 Wicked.
你训练足球队 You coaching football.
老兄 你是个传奇人物 这年头会做这种蠢事的人不多了 Mate, you are a legend for doing something so stupid.
太荒谬了 他们会杀了你的 I mean, it's mental. They're gonna fucking murder you.
这话我之前听过 Well, you know, I've heard that tune before.
但我还在这呢 活蹦乱跳的 But here I am, still dancing.
-传奇人物 -是啊 很高兴认识你 -Legend. -Yeah. Nice meeting you.
你在看什么又是关于足球的书 What you reading? Another soccer book.
教练 你是知识的海绵 Coach, you are a sponge.
来吧 给我讲一个我不知道的趣事 Come on. Hit me with a fun fact.
他们不说“越界” 他们说“出界” They don't say "out of bounds." They say "into touch."
如果我之后能把这个词用在句子里 你给我五块钱 Okay, you owe me five bucks if I sneak that into a sentence later.
-成交 -好的 -You're on. -Okay.
晚上好 我们稍候会将机舱调暗 Good evening. We'll be dimming the cabin shortly.
你好好睡一觉吧 不然倒时差会要了我们的命 We should get some sleep. The jet lag will kill us.
是啊 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我们这么做是不是疯了 Are we nuts for doing this?
是啊 这很疯狂 Yeah, this is nuts.
但接受挑战和骑马很像 不是吗 Hey, but taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it?
如果你觉得很舒适 If you're comfortable while you're doing it,
那可能是做得不对 probably doing it wrong.
-好了 晚安 教练 -晚安 教练 -Okay, good night, Coach. -Night, Coach.
嘿 Hey, hey, hey!
如果梦到对方了 咱俩就玩个游戏 If we see each other in our dreams, let's goof around a little bit,
-假装互相不认识 -没问题 陌生人 -pretend like we don't know each other. -You got it, stranger.
好的 Nice.
-你完全没睡吗 -一点没睡 -You didn't sleep at all? -Not a wink.
我的脑子一直在想事情 停不下来 No. My brain just kept on cooking.
一开始 我打算不睡 At first, I was thinking about not sleeping.
之后我在思考我打算不睡这件事 再之后… Then I was thinking about thinking about not sleeping. And that--
就没完没了了 That's never good.
突然之间 Next thing you know,
空乘给你递上了热乎的巧克力曲奇 they're handing out warm chocolate chip cookies
飞机马上就降落了 and the plane's landing.
我没看到曲奇啊 你把我那份也吃了 I didn't get a cookie. Did you eat mine?
这个不是重点 我觉得那是来接我们的 That's not part of the story. I think this is us right here.
嘿 你好吗 Hey, how ya doin'?
-我叫泰德 你是 -奥利 -My name's Ted. What's yours? -Ollie.
-奥利 好的 -我帮你们拿行李吧 -Ollie. All right. -Let me get your bags.
不用 奥利 我们打的包 我们自己拿就好 No, no, no, Ollie. We packed 'em, we'll carry 'em.
不过我们想找个地方歇歇脚 Love to make a little pit stop though.
好啊 跟我来 Okay. Follow me.
哎呀 不错嘛 Yeah. There you go.
教练 我有一种感觉 我们已经不在堪萨斯了 对吗 Coach, I got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, right?
以前在堪萨斯以外的地方 我从没说过这种话 I've never actually said that when not in Kansas before.
-挺好的 -是啊 -That's kinda nice. -Yeah.
谢谢你迁就我们 奥利 Well, thanks for indulging us, Ollie.
你准备好了我们随时出发 Ready to boogie whenever you are.
好的 那是塔桥 Okay. That's Tower Bridge.
是啊 不是伦敦塔桥 因为这座桥还好好立着呢 Right. Not the London Bridge, 'cause this one's still up.
AFC里士满
你知道足球是怎么发明的吗 You know how they came up with soccer?
据说是维多利亚时代的校长们 So, these Victorian-era headmasters,
为了让男孩们停止手淫 all they wanted to do was get the boys to stop masturbating.
就发明了一种禁止男孩用手的运动 So they invented a sport where the boys wouldn't use their hands at all,
他们以为这样有用 and they thought that might do the trick.
我不确定是否真的有用 但是… I'm not sure if it worked, but...
感觉不一样 教练 Feels different, Coach.
虽然是一样的草地 但是不一样 I mean, the same, but different.
-比喻 -你知道的 宝贝 -Metaphor. -You know it, baby.
喂 Oi!
喂不好意思 Oi! Excuse me!
喂你好 Oi! Hello!
走开 Off! Off!
不要踩草坪 Stop touching the grass!
走开离开球场不要踩草坪拜托 Get off! Get off the pitch! Stop touching the grass! Please!
-好的 -你们是什么人 -Yep, yep, yep. Yeah. -Who are you?
我叫泰德拉索 这位是彼尔德教练 I'm Ted Lasso. This is Coach Beard here.
-天啊 您是新来的经理 -是的 -Oh, God. You're the new manager. -Yes, sir.
-草你随便拔 -哦 不… -Take all the grass you want. -Oh, no--
我们刚剪过 我可以去翻垃圾桶 We just had it cut. I can go through the garbage.
-我给你再弄点来 -没关系 不用了 -I can get you some more. -That's all right. No need.
-谢谢 -不客气 -Thank you. -Yeah.
是啊 Yeah.
-不过 还是不踩比较好 -好的 当然 -Still, we got to get off the grass. -Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
我们需要道歉吗 Do we apologize?
-对不起 草草 -对不起 草草 -Sorry about that, grass. -Sorry, grass.
我们应该和一个叫瑞贝卡韦尔顿的人见面 So, we're supposed to meet with a Rebecca Welton.
是的 我就是要带你们去见她 Yeah, that's where I'm taking you.
看这家伙 多超前 Look at this guy. One step ahead.
对了 你叫什么 Hey, what's your name, by the way?
-我吗 -对 -Me? -Yeah.
没有人问过我的名字 No one ever asks my name.
你准备好了就告诉我 I mean, whenever you're ready.
我叫内森 Oh, it's Nathan.
内森我喜欢这个名字 Nathan! I love that name.
嘿 喜欢你们家的热狗 Hey, love your hot dogs.
是啊 我听懂了这个梗 Yeah. No, I know.
真好 你们这里也有内森热狗吧 Good, good. Y'all got Nathan's hot dogs here?
没有 No.
好吧 Okay.
我喜欢这孩子 喜欢他 I love this kid. Love him.
我为你介绍 大老板 I'll introduce you. Big boss.
来了 Here we go.
你好 Hello.
你们好吗我是泰德拉索 新来的教练 Hey, how y'all doing? I'm Ted Lasso, your new coach.
-你一定就是韦尔顿女士 -别客气 叫我瑞贝卡就好 -You must be Ms. Welton. -Please, call me Rebecca.
韦尔顿女士是我父亲 Ms. Welton's my father.
如果这是个笑话 我很喜欢 If that's a joke, I love it.
如果不是 我等不及要跟你一起 打造这个笑话 If not, I cannot wait to unpack that with you.
这是彼尔德教练 This here is Coach Beard.
终于和你们见面了 真是太好了 It is so good to finally meet you both face-to-face.
希金斯 Higgins?
抱歉 这是希金斯 我们目前的通讯总监 Sorry. This is Higgins, our current director of communications.
目前的 Current?
你能带彼尔德教练 去办一下证件、住房信息… Could you take Coach Beard and get him their IDs, housing information...
任何他们需要的东西 You know, anything they need.
-无线网密码、湿巾 -加湿器 早都想到了 教练 -Wi-Fi password, wet wipes. -Humidifier. Way ahead of you, Coach.
谢谢 Thank you.
-请坐吧 -好的 -Please, take a seat. -Okay.
-你要喝点什么吗 -好的 -Can I get you something to drink? -Yes, please.
在飞机上没怎么睡 所以什么都行 Didn't get much sleep on the plane, so anything you got,
一点咖啡因的刺激就能精神不少 a little boost of caffeine, should do the trick.
摩卡奇诺、星冰乐… You know, mochaccino, Frappuccino...
随便什么咖啡 只要我能尝到咖啡的味道就行 Any coffee thing, as long as I can't taste a hint of coffee, is good.
你喜欢茶吗 How do you take your tea?
通常我会直接送回前台 Well, usually I take it right back to the counter
因为肯定是有人搞错了 但是… 'cause someone's made a horrible mistake. But...
入乡随俗 对吗 when in Rome, right?
好的 真不错 Yeah. Look at that. Okay.
怎么样 Well?
我一直觉得茶喝起来就像是热的刷锅水 You know, I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water.
但你知道吗 And you know what?
我是对的 没错 太难喝了 还是算了 谢谢你 I was right. Yeah, it's horrible. No, thank you.
欢迎来到英国 Welcome to England.
是啊“习惯就好了 混蛋” 对吧 Yeah. "Get used to it, sucker." Right?
你想要参观一下吗 Now, would you like a tour?
-我很想看看艾比路 -我是说参观俱乐部 -I'd love to see Abbey Road. -Of the club.
好啊 从这里开始也不错 Yeah, let's start there.
这个大厅展示了俱乐部漫长而平凡的历史 So, this hall represents the club's long, albeit modest, history.
第一场比赛是在1897年 The first match was played in 1897.
战争期间 我们的体育馆 被作为临时医院使用 During the war, our stadium was used as a makeshift hospital.
是的 一些本地人声称 Yeah, some of the locals claim
他们仍能看到死去的士兵 在球场上闲逛 they still see fallen soldiers wandering around the pitch.
真瘆人 That's spooky.
-你相信鬼魂吗 泰德 -我信 -Do you believe in ghosts, Ted? -I do.
但更重要的是 他们应该相信自己 But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves. You know?
好的 Okay.
这面墙上展示的是之前的老板 And this is a wall of our previous owners.
好的 看看这家伙 Okay. And now look at this fella up here.
（鲁伯特曼尼恩 始于1987年）
美女、香槟一应俱全 有没有 How 'bout the girls and the champagne and everything?
他看上去春风得意 He looks like a good time.
那是我前夫 That's my ex-husband.
要知道 春风得意都不会长久 Well, good times aren't always a good time, I've found.
我听说了那件事 You know, I heard about all that.
你还好吗 How you holding up?
还好 这一年确实不顺 Yeah, hasn't been the easiest year.
是啊 Yeah.
-对了 我们需要你在媒体面前露个脸 -好的 -So, we'll need you to speak to the press. -Yeah.
不 等我睡上几晚好觉 我很乐意做这件事 No, after a couple nights' good sleep, I'll be happy to do so.
我很抱歉 我以为你早知道 他们已经在等你了 I'm so sorry. I thought you knew. They're ready for you now.
什么 They're what?
好了 闲言少叙 So, without further ado,
欢迎新任AFC里士满的球队经理 泰德拉索 the new manager of AFC Richmond, Ted Lasso!
好的 Okay.
你们好吗 All right. How y'all doing?
教练来了 There's Coach.
泰德大神 哟 Oluwa Ted, yo.
快看 我们的教练 Look, our coach.
喂 Oi!
都给我安静 别逼我动手 If I don't hear silence, I'm gonna start punching dicks.
稍等一下 我先…嗓子有点干 One sec. Let me just-- Throat got a little dry.
没想到是气泡水 抱歉 Did not expect fizzy water there. Sorry.
看看这傻蛋 Look at this twat!
该死的美国佬 Fucking Yank!
好的 那么 大家好 Okay. So, hey.
不如我们直奔主题吧大家有什么问题 Why don't we just jump right in? Anybody got any questions?
好吧 我应该料到的 Oh, yeah, no. Should've saw that coming.
这样吧 你们把手放下 You know what? You can put your hands down.
很快… Real quick--
好的 Yeah.
不如我先解释一下 How about I go ahead and address
大家最关心的问题吧 the larger-than-average elephant in the room.
不 我从没有训练过任何级别的 你们称之为“足球”的运动 No, I have never coached the sport that you folks call football at any level.
天啊 Jesus.
什么 What?
老天 关于足球我不知道的事 可以装满两个互联网 Heck, you could fill two Internets with what I don't know about football.
但我要告诉大家我知道什么 But I'll tell you what I do know.
我知道AFC里士满 和我之前训练过的任何团队一样 I know that AFC Richmond, like any team I've ever coached,
会走到球场上 发挥出全部实力 is gonna go out there and give you everything they got
-打满四小节比赛 -两个半场 -for all four quarters. -Halves.
-您说什么 -两个半场 -What was that? -Two halves.
哦 对 抱歉 半场 Right. Sorry. Halves, yeah.
他们会全力以赴打满两个半场 不论输赢 They're gonna give you everything they got for two halves, win or lose.
或是平局 Or tie.
对 你们这里还有平局 Right. Y'all do ties here.
抱歉 我还需要一点时间适应 Sorry. That's going to take some getting used to for me.
因为在我们那里 如果你的目标是打平 'Cause back where I'm from, you try to end a game in a tie,
那基本上就是“末日景象”的第一个征兆了 well, that might as well be the first sign of the apocalypse.
我想说 我很尊重各位媒体人士的工作 Now, look here. I respect what you folks in the media do.
我的大门永远都对你们敞开 And my door is always gonna be open.
好吗你们什么都可以问 任何话题都不出界 All right? You can ask me anything. No topic will be into touch.
好的 最后一个问题 All right, one final question.
第二排的那位男士 How about the fellow right there in the second row.
对 Yeah.
我喜欢你的眼镜 I like your glasses.
谢谢 Thank you.
我是《独立报》的特伦特克里姆 Trent Crimm, The Independent.
我只是想确认一下我理解得没错 I just wanna make sure I have this right.
你是一个从未踏足英国的美国人 You're an American who's never set foot in England,
你在运动方面的成就仅限于业余水平… whose athletic success has only come at the amateur level--
第二梯队… a second-tier one at that--
现在却被委以重任 and is now being charged with the leadership
领导一个英超足球俱乐部 of a Premier League football club,
而你显然对这种运动知之甚少 despite clearly possessing very little knowledge of the game.
你有什么问题吗 特伦特 You got a question in there, Trent?
是的 Yeah.
这他妈是在开玩笑吗 Is this a fucking joke?
-谢谢 特伦特 -我爱记者 -Thank you, Trent! -I love journalists.
你甚至都说不出 任何足球运动员的名字吧 I mean, can you even name any footballers?
你们有罗纳尔多 还有《像他自己一样踢球》里演的那位 Well, yeah, you got Ronaldo and the fellow that bends it like himself.
-是贝克汉姆 以他为原型拍的电影 -你这笨蛋 -Fucking Beckham! Made a film on it! -You dickhead, mate.
你到底哪来的啊 Who the fuck are you?
你知道英超一个赛季有多少场比赛吗 Do you know how many games are in a Premiership season?
不太记得了 Not off the top of my head, no.
没人听得懂你在说什么 Nobody can understand you.
去年联赛谁夺冠了 Who won the league last year?
我不知道这个问题的答案 抱歉 I actually don't know the answer to that. I'm sorry.
“守门员”是什么 What's a goalie?
有一双米老鼠那样的大手 在网前… The fella with the big Mickey Mouse hands and the-- by the net.
太可怕了 This is bleak.
滚回美国去吧 You need to go back to America.
是的 不 是的 不 我… Yeah, yeah. No, yeah. No, no, I--
气泡太多了 The bubbles!
我的老天爷 Fucking hell!
拉索教练 Coach Lasso.
天啊 请原谅我的同胞 Good Lord. You must forgive my fellow countrymen.
过去的几年里 Somewhere over the last few years,
我们似乎完全抛弃了礼仪和好客之道 we seem to have abandoned all sense of manners and hospitality.
天啊 你们是野蛮人吗 My, my, aren't you a salty bunch?
但我已经记不清上一次 发布室座无虚席是什么时候了 But I can't remember the last time the press room was this full.
你们都来了 Yet here you all are.
或许这并不是一个疯狂的决定 Maybe you're not such a mad notion after all.
尽管到场的人数众多 And despite the number of you here,
这个房间里没有一个人 there is not a single person in this room
看里士满比赛的次数超过我 who has seen Richmond play more than I have.
在前任老板管理下的那些年里 And in all those years under the stewardship of the previous owner,
我目睹的是一次又一次的平庸表现 I've witnessed nothing but profound mediocrity.
我说错了吗 Am I wrong?
有点刻薄了 Well, it's a bit harsh.
我说错了吗 Am I wrong?
没有 No.
拉索教练或许没有 令你们所有人满意的履历 Now, Coach Lasso may not have the CV that you all find acceptable,
但他身上有一件东西 是这个俱乐部所缺乏的 but he does have one thing this club doesn't:
这个千禧年的奖杯 a trophy from this millennium.
所以 不管你们喜欢与否 里士满要改变做事情的方式了 So, like it or not, Richmond are changing the way we do things.
从现在开始 那个方式叫“拉索方式” And from now on, that way is the "Lasso way."
我们期待在下一场与水晶宫队的比赛上 与大家再会 We look forward to seeing you all at our next match with Crystal Palace.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
很高兴认识大家 Nice meeting y'all.
抱歉刚才喷到各位了 And sorry for spittin' on all your stuff up here.
谢谢 Thank you.
他顶多能撑三周 I give him three weeks.
老天 刚才的事真抱歉 我不知道怎么会这样 Oh, boy. I'm sorry about that. I don't know what happened.
泰德 别管他们了 Ted, don't you think about them for another second.
你有工作要做 You have a job to do.
而任务清单里又加了一项 “证明他们错了” And proving them wrong, just been added to the list.
谢谢你…谢谢 教练 I appreciate that-- Thank you, Coach.
好的 Yeah.
瞧 没有气泡我就好好的 我可以开一整天记者会 See, I'm fine when there's no bubbles. You know, I can do that all day.
好吧 如果可以的话 我想跟球队打个招呼 Okay. You know, I'd love to say hi to the team, if I can.
教练总是离不了球场 Can't keep a gaffer from his pitch.
你可以再说一遍 好的 You can say that again. Okay.
再搞砸一次我就得卷铺盖走人了 I am 0 for 2 in that sentence.
韦尔顿女士 我之前还有些怀疑 Ms. Welton, I was a bit skeptical,
但听到你刚才的发言 我为你的选择感到高兴 but after hearing you speak in there, I'm excited by your choice.
拉索教练正是我们需要的人 Coach Lasso is just what we need.
他真是个十足的笨蛋 He's an absolute wanker.
我知道 I know.
你说什么 Pardon?
我希望他惨败 I hope he fails miserably.
我前夫这辈子真正热爱的只有一样东西 就是这家俱乐部 See, my ex-husband truly loved only one thing his entire life: this club.
而泰德拉索会帮助我将其彻底毁掉 And Ted Lasso is gonna help me burn it to the ground.
因为我要折磨鲁伯特 'Cause I want to torture Rupert.
我要让他感觉像是 被劈开的板球拍捅进菊花 I want him to feel like he's being fucked in the ass with a splintered cricket bat.
进进出出 一遍又一遍 无限循环 Just in and out, over and over, in a constant loop.
就像GIF一样 Like a GIF.
GIF不就是这样吗它们… That's what GIFs do, isn't it? They're just...
周而复始 endless.
是这样没错 That's correct.
不过有些人称之为“JIF” Though some people pronounce it "JIF."
-谢谢 希金斯 -不必客气 -Thank you, Higgins. -Thank you.
好吧 我用一句话解释 这样影响比较深刻 Okay, let me use it in a sentence, so it sticks.
“教练”说的是我 The "gaffer"-- me--
-到“球场”去… -怎样 -is going out to the "pitch"-- -Yeah.
…走上草地 看球队练习 ...the grass here-- to watch practice.
“训练” 他们把练习叫“训练” "Training." They call practice "training."
太多方言了 肯定会很辛苦 All this vernacular. Gonna be tough.
你知道吗我会撑住的 因为熟能生巧 You know what? I'm gonna get it though. 'Cause training makes perfect.
这就对了 There you go.
是之前那个人 There's our man.
我的老天爷 Jesus, Mary and fuckface Joseph!
盯住你要防守的人拜托 Eyes on the man you're marking! Come on!
-那是谁 -罗伊肯特 -Who is that? -Roy Kent.
队长 典型的老派全能中场球员 Team captain. Classic old-school box-to-box midfielder.
-不如从前了 -但是 他是个传奇人物 -Definitely lost a step. -But, you know, he's a legend.
赢了那场跟切尔西队的冠军联赛 所以… Won a Champions League with Chelsea, so...
-八年前的事了 -对 -Eight years ago. -Yeah.
天啊 哪里不对了 Oh, God, what?
这个运动饮料太好喝了 年轻人 That is a darn fine sports mix, young fella.
教练 你尝了吗 Coach, you try this?
能得到那家伙的肯定可不容易 That does not come lightly from that fella, I'll tell you that.
继续加油 内森 You continue to impress, Nathan.
你记得我的名字 You remembered my name.
吓我一跳你看到了吗 Holy smokes! Did you see that?
那家伙就像是被黄瓜吓破胆的猫咪 That fella looked like a kitty cat when it gets spooked by a cucumber.
-那是谁 -杰米塔特 -Who the heck is that? -Jamie Tartt.
球队的得分王 Top scorer on the team.
滚开 Fuck off.
-内特 他怎么样 -谁 杰米吗 -Nate, what's he like? -Who, Jamie?
他很棒 He's great.
很擅长踢球 You know, at football.
是啊 我了解这种类型的人 Yeah, I know fellas like that.
山姆奥比桑亚 他是尼日利亚联盟的右后卫 Sam Obisanya. He's a right back defender outta the Nigerian league.
尼日利亚非洲那个尼日利亚 Nigeria? Like Africa?
所有这里有来自世界各地的人 So these fellas are from all over the place?
我这里有空档 伙计 I'm open, boyo.
他一定是来自英国 对吧 I mean, he must be from England, yeah?
-威尔士 -那是另一个国家吗 -Wales. -Is that another country?
-是也不是 -英国有多少个国家 -Yes and no. -How many countries are in this country?
-四个 -四个 -Four. -Four.
很像现在的美国 It's kinda like America these days.
好的 Right.
我喜欢更衣室 I do love a locker room.
空气都是“潜力无限”的味道 Smells like potential.
我是不是闻到了Axe牌身体喷雾的味道 And am I getting notes of Axe body spray?
鼻子真灵 教练 Spot on, Coach.
不过我想他们这里有别的叫法 But I think they call it something else here.
被我说中了吧 Ding, ding, ding.
“猞猁”牌的 Lynx.
我最喜欢的丛林猫之一 My favorite of the jungle cats.
过来 看看你的脸 Come here. Look at your face. Look at your face.
好啦 谢谢 Thanks, thanks, thanks.
好吓人 Yeesh.
上次我见到这么冰冷的眼神 Last time I saw eyes that cold,
还是跟罗伊谢德对视的那双眼睛 they were going head-to-head with Roy Scheider.
-《大白鲨》 -不是 《爵士春秋》 -Jaws? -No, All That Jazz.
我要说两句 伙计们 大家好啊 I'm gonna say something. Howdy, fellas.
你们不必停下手头的事 Don't stop what you're doing.
我叫泰德拉索 这是彼尔德教练 My name's Ted Lasso. This here is Coach Beard.
我知道我们还没正式开始训练 I know we don't officially start quite yet,
但是 我们想先过来跟大家认识一下 but, you know, we just wanted to pop in, say howdy,
让大家知道我们多高兴能来到这里… let you know how excited we are to be here--
敲门 Knock, knock.
这里没有衣衫不整的吧 Is everyone in here decent?
兄弟们 太令人失望了 Boys, that's disappointing.
该死 我打扰你们了吗 Oh, shit. Am I interrupting you?
没有 没关系 有什么事吗 No, no, that's okay. How can I help you?
不 我是来找那家伙的 No, I'm here to pick up that one.
是的 抱歉 教练 Yeah. Sorry, Coach.
我们约好了 她要给我脱毛 She made me an appointment. I'm getting waxed.
我对此兴趣不大 主要是粉丝要看 It's more for the fans than it is for me.
要是进球了 得脱掉上衣 Score a goal, gotta take my shirt off.
亲爱的 Sweetheart.
如果你需要 我可以留下来 I mean, I can stay if you want.
不 没事 No, that's okay.
好的 再见 All right, cheers.
好的 去吧 -Yeah. -There you go.
好了 宝贝 你先走 All right, kid, after you.
怎么突然变得这么绅士 You're gonna be a gentleman now, are you?
不是绅士 宝贝 我是想看你屁股 No, babe. Just gonna watch your ass.
滚开 Fuck off.
好好看着 哭去吧 Watch it and weep.
总之 感谢大家的宝贵时间 Anyhoo, thank you for your time.
（祝你好运 老爸）
（成功金字塔）
教练 别睡着了 Coach. You gotta stay up.
打起精神来 别上班时间睡觉 Come on, man. Don't be a sleep cop.
罗伊嘿 罗伊 Roy! Hey, Roy!
什么事 Yeah? What do you want?
今天看你训练挺有意思的 It was real fun watching you out there today.
大家都愿意回应你 You know, the boys really respond to you.
不过我并不意外 你的职业生涯很精彩 It doesn't surprise me though. You've had a heck of a career.
谢谢 Thank you.
我从没想过会被该死的麦当劳训练 Never thought it would end being coached by Ronald fucking McDonald.
你就放任他这么称呼你 You gonna let him call you that?
我想他不是说我 I don't think he was referring to me.
他现在生气呢 等我们把他争取过来再看 He thinks he's mad now, wait till we win him over.
那他会气炸的 He'll be furious.
你有胶带吗 You got any tape?
（相信）
（塔特）
你在那干嘛呢 What you doing in there?
该死 对不起 你没事吧 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Are you all right?
嗯 没事 我很好 Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm fine.
我不该笑的 I shouldn't laugh.
没事 It's okay.
我只是在为更衣室做一些调整 No, I was just making some adjustments to the locker room here.
很棒 Nice, yeah.
不过好像贴歪了 Though, I believe it's crooked.
我刚才一直觉得是房间歪了 Now here I am thinking it was the room that was all outta whack.
但你知道吗我觉得你说得对 But you know what? I think you're right.
你怎么过来了杰米呢 What you doing back here? Where's Jamie?
他手机落在柜子里了 He left his phone in his locker.
他怎么不自己来取呢 Why didn't he come get it?
他还在脱毛呢 没想到这么多毛 He's still getting waxed. He's surprisingly furry.
好像一边脱一边就长了回来 The hair was, like, growing back while she was doing it.
-这有点扯了 -我可以吗 -Come on, now. -May I?
-好的 请便 -谢谢 -Yeah, yeah. Help yourself. -Thanks.
那边低一点 Lower it down on that side.
好极了 Great.
继续 再移一点 Keep going. Little bit.
再来一点 Teeny bit more.
停 完美 Stop! That's perfect.
好的 真不错 团队合作 All right. How 'bout that? Nice teamwork.
-嘭 -好传统 -Pow. Yeah. -Old-school.
-对了 我叫基莉 -你好 我叫泰德拉索 -I'm Keeley, by the way. -Yeah. Hey, I'm Ted Lasso.
我知道 你在推特上火了 No, I know. You're trending hard on Twitter right now.
多好啊 How 'bout that.
-你发推特吗 -不 -Do you even tweet? -Nah.
但我的节奏口技还可以 But I do beatbox all right.
成年男人在我面前表演节奏口技 我从来不知道该作何反应 I never know how to react when a grown man beatboxes in front of me.
那我希望你不要遇见比兹马吉 Well, I hope you never run into Biz Markie.
好吧 All right.
如果你好奇了 想要去推特上搜索 Well, if you get curious and you start searching around on Twitter,
我建议你避开“里士满”这个标签 I would avoid #Richmond.
-好的 -或是“傻屌” 还有“混蛋” -Okay. -Or wanker. Or dick.
我听你的 Well, I'll take your word for it.
欢迎来到英国 Welcome to England.
谢谢 再次感谢你帮忙拿东西 Thank you. Hey, and thanks again for the lift.
别客气 That's all right.
这是你的车吗 内特 Hey, this you, Nate?
那辆天啊 当然不是 我可买不起 That one? God, no. No, couldn't handle that.
绿色这辆才是我的 This is me. Green one here.
好的 放到后备箱里 Right. So, get that in there.
来吧 Come on.
头一天就工作到这么晚啊 泰德 Already burning the midnight oil, I see, Ted.
俗话说得好 Well, as the man once said,
“越努力越幸运” 对吗 "The harder you work, the luckier you get," huh?
斜着放 On the diagonal.
很抱歉 泰德 我们应该给你叫辆车的 My apologies, Ted. We should have ordered you a car.
不 没关系 Oh, no. That's okay.
晚安 两位 -Night, y'all. -Got it.
你怎么了 What is wrong with you?
我今天吃的那些东西… It's just that everything I've eaten today...
感觉都堵在这里 feels like it's stuck right here.
我来 I got it. I got it.
好了 Here we go.
他看上去人挺好的 我有点下不去手 He seems like such a nice man. I'm not sure I can do this.
很显然 要想计划成功 Obviously, for this to work,
我需要新任足球业务主任的全力支持 I'm going to need the full support of my new director of football operations.
我猜升职加薪 I'm assuming that's a promotion and substantial pay rise
对你和你的家人都有好处 that would be of interest to you and your family.
嘿 快看 这辆车的方向盘是隐形的 Hey, look, this car's got an invisible steering wheel!
我开玩笑的 I'm just kidding.
是我的朋友内特在按喇叭 It's my man Nate here running the horn.
你真是充满惊喜 泰德拉索 You're a godsend, Ted Lasso.
彼此彼此 Takes one to know one.
怎么样 Well?
我接受 I accept.
好极了 Wonderful.
对了 希金斯 Oh, and Higgins,
我知道这次计划当中会有一些事情 I know that there'll be elements to this little adventure
让你难以承受 that will weigh on you a bit.
但我确信 相比这么年来 But I'm sure it won't be harder than it was
你背着我为鲁伯特迎来送往那些女人 这要简单多了 to sneak all Rupert's women in and out behind my back all those years.
你住这里 教练 This is you, Coach.
好的 你一个人可以吗 Okay. All right. You good?
-我没事 你呢 -我也是 -I'm good. You good? -Yeah.
-晚安 教练 -晚安 教练 -Night, Coach. -Good night, Coach.
我差点忘了 I almost forgot.
这是干嘛 What's this for?
-“出界” -好好睡一觉 教练 -"Into touch." -Get some sleep, Coach.
我会的 Yeah, I will.
（欢迎 蒂姆拉索教练）
嘿 小伙子 你还好吗 今天上学还顺利吗 Hey, big guy. How you doing? How was school today?
哦 对 Right.
我忘了这事了 No, I forgot.
是啊 我今天有点晕乎乎的 Yeah. Yeah, I'm a little loopy today.
是啊 你可以这么说 Yeah. Yeah, you could say that.
不 没关系 我只是想听听你的声音 No, no, that's okay. No. I just wanted to hear your voice.
好的 去做你自己的事吧 嗯 Yeah. Yeah, go do your thing. Yeah.
嘿 你妈妈在吗 Hey, is your mom there?
好的 谢谢 小伙子 Okay. Thanks, big guy.
我想你 Hey, I miss you.
我也爱你 Yeah, I love you too.
好的 Okay.
嘿 你好吗 Hey, how you doing?
目前一切都好 Yeah. Well, you know, so far so good. You know?
还需要适应一下 对 It's gonna take some getting used to, yeah.
但我想一旦运转起来 会很顺利的 But I think once we get going, it's gonna go all right.
对 这话没错 Yeah. No, that's true, that's true. Yeah.
你知道吗其实这里条件挺好的 对 Well, you know what? It's actually pretty nice. Yeah.
而且小区也挺漂亮的 Yeah, and tell you what, they got a cute neighborhood too.
对 Yeah.
是啊 你和小家伙应该一起过来 Yeah, you and the little guy gotta get on over here.
亲眼看看 Come check it out.
什么不 我说什么了 What? No, what did I say?
这就是我在做的事 我给你空间 But that's what I'm doing though. I'm giving you that space.
对 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
对 也是给自己空间 没错 Yeah, and myself. Right.
好的 Okay.
不 没关系 好的 No, no. That's okay. Yeah, yeah.
嘿 米歇尔 Hey, Michelle.
我爱你 I love you.
不 没关系 你不必这样 No, no, that's okay. You don't have to.
真的 Really. Yeah.
好的 Okay.
好的 晚安 All right, now. Good night.
该死 我现在睡不着了 Shoot. Now I can't sleep.