围巾 好酷 A scarf. Cool.
-邦伯凯奇 这是你织的吗 -对 织东西让我心神安定 -Bumbercatch, did you make this? -Yeah, man, knitting soothes me.
抱歉 我不知道大家都送酒 Sorry. I didn't know everyone was doing booze.
没关系 伙计 谢谢 这很棒 Nah, mate. Cheers! This is great.
我可以给我的酒戴上围巾 I can wrap it around my booze.
-圣诞快乐 -圣诞快乐 科林 -Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas, Colin.
丹尼罗哈斯 过来 Dani Rojas, approach.
去吧… Let's go, let's go, let's go!
请你的秘密圣诞老人揭示身份 May your Secret Santa reveal himself.
又是酒 And more booze!
好的 让我瞧瞧 All right. Let's see here.
内特 这是我们第一次赢得比赛后 你和我拍的合照 Aw. Nate, is this a photo of you and me after our first win?
-对 -谢谢 伙计 我很感动 -Yeah. -Thanks, buddy. I appreciate it.
瞧这个 Look at that.
“泰德 谢谢你为我做的一切 内森” "Ted, thank you for everything you've done for me. Nathan."
好温暖的祝福语 -Aw! -Aw. What a lovely inscription,
你把字写满了我的脑袋、脸和身上 that you wrote completely over my head, face and body.
抱歉 Sorry.
秘密圣诞老人是一项有趣的新传统 圣诞节放半天假也是 Secret Santa's a fun new tradition. As is a half-day for Christmas.
我认为我们要有责任感 Well, I think we gotta be responsible.
要为明天的重要比赛保存体力 We gotta save our legs for tomorrow's big game.
所以 敬责任感 So, to responsibility.
-责任感 -责任感 -Being responsible. -Responsibility.
如果赢得这场节礼日比赛 我们的胜绩就终于能超过败绩 And if we get this Boxing Day win, we'll finally have more wins than losses.
（我们的纪录 赢四场 输四场 平局14场 积分26）
教练 今天剩下的时间你打算干嘛 Coach, what are you doing the rest of the day?
我会和家人一起 I'm just spending it with my family.
我终于赚够钱 可以给我爸买点好东西 I finally make enough money to buy something nice for my dad.
给他买东西挺难的 He can be very tricky to shop for.
他是那种什么东西都要自己买的人 Oh, he's one of them fellas that buys everything for himself, huh?
那就好了 不 他只是讨厌一切事物 Oh, I wish. No, he just hates everything.
你呢 教练 What about you, Coach?
简和我将去巨石阵参加异教徒圣诞节仪式 Uh, Jane and I are going to a pagan Christmas ritual at Stonehenge.
什么 我还以为你们分手了 What? I thought you two broke up.
确实 但票是分手前买的 We did, but we got the tickets before we broke up.
所以我们以朋友的关系去 So, we're going as friends.
那会很… Mmm, that's gonna be, uh…
你呢 基莉 你们有什么安排 What about you, Keeley? What are you guys getting into?
罗伊和我要庆祝新的节日传统 我称之为“性感圣诞节” Roy and I are celebrating a new tradition that I'm calling "Sexy Christmas."
不是那样的 是会有摇… It's not gonna be like that. It's gonna be a swinging--
辛纳特拉摇摆爵士乐 - Ooh! - A swinging Sinatra,
拉斯维加斯风的成人圣诞节 我们会打扮得美美的 Vegas-y type Christmas for adults where we get all dressed up,
喝马蒂尼 在炉火边相依而坐 and we sip on martinis, sit by the fire.
然后就是那个啦 And then it's gonna be like that.
真火辣 Awooga!
-你们在聊性感圣诞节 -也许 -You're talking about Sexy Christmas. -Maybe.
嗨 老板 Hey, boss.
-我帮你倒杯酒吧 -好的 谢谢 -Let me get you a drink, yeah? -Ooh, yes. Thank you.
圣诞老人生日 你有何计划 How you spending the rest of Santa's birthday?
我要去朋友家参加圣诞派对 I'm going to a Christmas party at a friend's house.
哪个朋友 请说出全名 What friend's that? First and last name, please.
艾尔顿约翰 Elton John.
老天爷 -Whoa. -Holy shit!
…欢腾和悍妇 Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer, Prancer and Vixen.
是的 其实挺有意思的 Yes. Yes. It's actually rather lovely.
我们围着艾尔顿的钢琴唱圣诞颂歌 We just sing carols around Elton's piano,
希望蕾切尔薇姿和丹尼尔克雷格 今天又会表演布偶秀 and hopefully Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig will do their puppet show again.
听起来像是007天堂 Mmm, that sounds like double-O heaven to me.
你呢 希金斯 What about you, Higgins?
希金斯一家会拆圣诞礼物 Ah, the Higginses will be opening Christmas presents
然后欢迎家在外地的球员来做客 and then hosting an open house for players who don't have family in town.
我们每年都这么做 通常会来两个人 Something we do every year. We usually get about, um, two.
很不错的 欢迎你来 泰德 It's really nice. You're more than welcome, Ted.
谢谢你的邀请 希金斯小子 但我已经安排妥当了 宝贝… I appreciate that offer, Higgie Smalls. But I am all good, baby, baby.
这是第一个我和家人没在一起过的圣诞 This is the first Christmas the family's away from each other,
所以等亨利大约一小时后起床 so, you know, once Henry wakes up here, in about an hour,
他希望我们在FaceTime上拆礼物 一起度过一整天 he wants us to open presents and spend all day together on FaceTime.
我们会透过屏幕共享欢乐的圣诞节下午 It's gonna be a lovely afternoon of yuletide cheer in two dimensions.
-嗨 圣诞快乐 -圣诞快乐 -Hey. Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas.
-圣诞快乐 基莉 -圣诞快乐 -Merry Christmas, Keeley. -Merry Christmas.
你好吗 有什么需要帮忙吗 How you doin'? What can I help you with?
你们有没有什么东西能给我用来当礼物 Have you got anythin' that I can give as a present?
你没买秘密圣诞老人礼物 Did you not buy a Secret Santa gift?
我不知道一定要买 I didn't know I had to.
电邮上说“秘密圣诞老人” 我不想毁了惊喜 不对吗 The email said "Secret Santa." I didn't wanna ruin the surprise, did I?
-杰米 -这样好了 等等 -Oh, Jamie. -You know what, hold on here.
对 找到了 希金斯 接好 Yep, here you go. Higgins, look alive.
-你们在做什么 不… -来点魔法精灵粉 -What are you doin'? No, no. -Here comes a little magic pixie dust.
你的圣诞奇迹啊 Whoo! There's your Christmas miracle.
上帝保佑我和大家 God bless me… everyone.
哇 Wow.
（基莉）
（罗伊）
好的 Okay.
很好 Yep.
性感圣诞节快乐 Merry Sexy Christmas!
菲比 Phoebe.
你没收到我的短信 Didn't get my text, did ya?
你短信里说了什么 What did it say?
我姐要去做手术 My sister got called to surgery,
所以菲比要和我们过性感圣诞节 so Phoebe's got to spend Sexy Christmas with us.
这样 好的 Oh, right. Okay.
菲比 很抱歉你不能和妈妈一起过圣诞 Phoebe, I'm sorry you can't spend Christmas with your mum.
-但我们会玩得很开心的 好吗 -请让我一个人静静 - But we'll have fun together, yeah? - Please just leave me alone.
据说她这周都是这样 Apparently, she's been like this all week.
不愿说原因 Won't talk about it.
抱歉 我知道这让圣诞节变得很不性感 I am sorry. I know this does make Christmas significantly less sexy.
别担心 我们可以安排性感节礼日 Oh, don't worry about it. We can do Sexy Boxing Day.
不行 我那天全天有比赛 要工作 Can't. I've got a match all day. Working.
第二天也不行 I can't do the day after.
性感12月28日 Sexy December 28th.
-28日 最性感的日子 -对 -28th. Sexiest of all the days. -Yeah.
我的娘 你美极了 Holy fucking shit. You look incredible.
会是什么呢 What could it be?
显然是我想要的冲浪板 Clearly the surfboard I asked for.
拆开… Rip it, rip it, rip it, rip it!
真是完美 Ah, perfect!
好的 Okay.
客人们一小时后到 该打扫了 Guests arriving in an hour, time to clean up.
我去开门 I'll get it!
圣诞快乐 欢迎来到我们家 Merry Christmas, and welcome to our home.
-你好 -嗨 - Oh, hello! - Hey!
抱歉 我知道我来早了 但我在附近 Sorry. I know I'm early, but I was in the neighborhood
-我非常需要去一趟厕所 -没事 山姆 请进 快进 -and I really need to use the restroom. -Oh, no, no. Sam, come in. Come in.
谢谢 Thank you.
进来吧 有点乱 不过… Come through. It's a bit of a mess, but…
-是 -哇 - Yeah. - Oh, wow.
是的 以免在晚餐前饿了 我们有百果馅饼 Oh, yeah. To hold us off until dinner we have mince pies,
芝士和饼干、猪包毯、香料酒 经典美味 cheese and crackers, pigs in blankets, mulled wine. All the favorites.
山姆 在你们家乡 圣诞节会让你想到什么 So, uh, Sam, back home, what does Christmas make you think of?
殖民主义 Colonization.
当然 Of course.
但我很开心能和你们一起度过今天 Uh, but I'm more than happy to celebrate the day with you.
在我家乡拉各斯 有些好友会庆祝圣诞 Uh, back home in Lagos, we have good friends who celebrate,
他们总会吃加罗夫饭和山羊肉 所以我为你们做了一点 and they always eat jollof rice and goat meat, so I made you some.
但我用的是鸡肉 But I used chicken.
感谢老天 Thank God.
奥比桑亚先生 你遮掉迪拜航空商标的事 实在太酷了 Mr. Obisanya, it was so cool what you done with that Dubai Air logo.
让那帮混蛋滚吧 Fuck those guys.
对 滚一边去 Yes, fuck 'em.
真不好意思 但你们的厕所在哪 I'm really sorry, but where's your restroom?
对 当然 是 从这里过去 Right. Of course. Yes. Back through here.
左手边 山姆 Uh, to your left there, Sam.
好的 轮到我了 Okay. All right. Now it's my turn.
看看有什么 Let's see what we got here.
这是你自己包的吗 包得很棒呢 Did you wrap these yourself? 'Cause this is very well done.
天啊 好棒 Oh, boy.
这是我想的那个东西吗 等等 Is this what I think it is? Hold on here.
等等 Wait a minute.
这是迷你飞镖靶还是说我变成了巨人 Is this a tiny dartboard or did I become a giant?
是迷你飞镖靶 你喜欢吗 It's a mini dartboard. Do you like it?
好聪明的设计 我不喜欢 我爱死了 谢谢 That's very smart. No, I don't like it. I love it! Thank you.
好 轮到你了 来吧 拆那个大的 All right, your turn. Come on. Open up the big one.
我想知道你的想法 I wanna see what you think.
无人机 爸爸 你给我买了无人机 -A drone? Dad, you got me a drone! -Wh--
我知道 我这个老爸太不负责了 I know. How irresponsible is that of me?
毕竟这些日子隐私泄漏问题很严重 Considering all the issues with privacy these days.
而且你知道吗 圣诞老婆婆 昨晚已经给它充好电 And you know what? Mrs. Claus charged that puppy up last night.
-随时可以启动 -我可以现在试吗 -So, you should be good to go. -Can I try it out now?
没问题 留在盒子里有什么好玩的 Heck yeah! Yeah, it's no fun just keeping it in the box.
-太好了 -天啊 好的 哇… -Great! -Oh, boy. Okay. Whoa, whoa.
-小心点 别急 -妈妈 给 -Be careful. Easy. -Mom, here.
他走了 Oh, you lost him.
是 这也是难免 应该送他袜子 Yeah, no. That's gonna happen. Should have got him socks.
抱歉 泰德 他太兴奋了 Sorry, Ted. He's just so excited.
-没关系 我懂的 -真棒 - No, that's okay. I get it. - Nice!
你好吗 How are you?
我挺好的 对 在这里埋头苦干呗 Oh, I'm-- I'm good. Yeah. You know, just plugging away over here.
明天有重要比赛 所以大家都把心思放在那上… We got a big match tomorrow so everybody's focused on that, and--
亨利 小心 不 别在屋里飞 Oh, Henry, careful! No, not in the house!
抱歉 泰德 Sorry, Ted.
没事 你去吧 好好玩 记得给我发照片 好吗 Uh, it's okay. Uh, you go. Go have fun, and send me photos, okay?
-圣诞快乐 -圣诞快乐 泰德 -Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas, Ted.
不好
亨利 小心 踢脚板 老天 我… Henry, careful! The baseboards! Oh, geez. I--
该死 Shoot.
菲比 无论是什么原因 我们只想帮你解决问题 Phoebe, whatever it is, we just wanna try and make it better.
你为什么这么难过 《汪汪队立大功》其中一只狗死了 What have you got to be sad about? Did one of the Paw Patrol dogs die?
听着 菲比 问题就像蘑菇 Listen, Phoebe, problems, they're like mushrooms, yeah?
在黑暗中藏得越久就越大 The longer you leave them in the dark, the bigger they get.
学校的一个男孩欺负我 A boy at school was mean to me.
他做了什么 What did he do?
“圣诞快乐 菲比 我为你买了你急需的东西 "Merry Christmas, Phoebe. I got you something you desperately need.
你的秘密圣诞老人 伯纳德” Your Secret Santa, Bernard."
伯纳德是谁 Who the fuck is Bernard?
为什么伯纳德要送你牙膏和漱口水 作圣诞礼物 宝贝 Why did Bernard get you toothpaste and mouthwash for Christmas, babe?
因为他告诉所有人我的口气很难闻 Because he told everyone my breath is rancid.
好的 伯纳德住在哪 Right, where does Bernard live?
罗伊 我们不能去打一个小孩 Roy, we are not going to go beat up a little kid.
为什么 Why not?
你觉得呢 真是木头脑袋 Why do you think? Fucking knobhead.
菲比 听我说 Phoebe, listen.
有的孩子就是恶劣的小混蛋 Some kids are just mean little dickheads, yeah?
我打赌你的口气没那么糟 来 I bet your breath doesn't smell that bad. Come on.
菲比 是我 Phoebe, it's me.
让我闻一闻 来嘛 Let me have a smell. Come on.
哇 Oh, wow.
喂 她已经很难过了 Oi! She feels bad enough!
真抱歉 我努力了 I'm so sorry. I really tried.
不可能那么糟 It cannot be that bad.
-走开 -菲比 -Go away! -Phoebe.
我是个怪物 I'm a monster.
我过去20年出没在满是臭男人的更衣室 I've spent the last 20 years in locker rooms with men.
我向你保证 我闻过更糟的 I promise you, I've smelled worse.
未必 I don't know.
来吧 Come on.
我觉得你可能快死了 I think you might be dying.
宝贝 听我说 那不是“我忘了刷牙”的臭 Sweetheart, listen. That is not like "I forgot to brush my teeth" bad.
或“我吃了洋葱”的臭 Or like, "I ate onions" bad.
那是身体健康问题引起的臭 所以这不是你的错 That's actually medically bad. Which means it's not your fault.
-过来 -好的 我要解决这个问题 - Come here. - Right. I'm gonna sort this.
穿上外套 Put your coats on.
我们要去哪 Where are we going?
我们去我那个愚蠢的富人街区 We're going to my stupid posh neighborhood,
一户户敲门 and we're gonna start knocking on doors.
如果敲了十户人家的门都找不到牙医 我就给你们每人一千英镑 And if we don't find a dentist in 10 houses, you each get £1,000.
-去拿外套吧 -好呀 -Let's go get our coats. -Yeah!
快… Quick, quick, quick, quick!
跑… Run, run, run, run, run!
圣诞老人今早有送你好东西吗 Did Santa get you something good this morning?
不用这样 我知道圣诞老人不存在 It's okay. I know there's no Santa.
当然存在啊 But of course there's a Santa.
他不可能在一个晚上 给世界上所有人送礼物 There's no way he can deliver presents to everyone in the world in one night!
但不是一个晚上给全世界送礼物 Ah, but it's not the whole world in one night.
因为全世界分成24个不同时区 It's the whole world split up into 24 different time zones.
圣诞老人真正的能力 不在于速度 而是耐力 You see, Santa's true power is not his speed but his endurance.
哇 Wow.
他送了我一辆自行车 He got me a bicycle.
真棒 Brilliant.
-嗨 -圣诞快乐 - Hey! - Merry Christmas!
-圣诞快乐 -圣诞快乐 -Feliz Navidad! -Merry Christmas.
快瞧 你好 多谢你们过来 Look at that! Hello! Thank you for coming.
当然 我母亲很开心我不会独自过圣诞 Oh, of course. My mother was very happy I wouldn't be alone on Christmas
并坚持要我带 传统的墨西哥热水果宾治给你们 and insisted I bring a traditional Mexican ponche!
如果你想调皮一下 可以加点龙舌兰酒 If you want to be a little bit cheeky, you can put some tequila in it.
丹尼 闻起来似乎已经加了龙舌兰酒 Dani, it already smells like it has tequila in it.
对 这个已经调皮过了 Yes, this one is pre-cheeked.
嘿 这么多人 欢迎各位 Hey! What a turnout! Welcome! Welcome!
-真好 -你好 -Cool! -Hello.
这是蒙特劳家庭传统 A Montlaur family tradition.
我们会准备鹅肝、香槟酒和高档臭芝士 Uh, we have foie gras, champagne, and a fancy stinky cheese.
-这次你要试试 -好的 -And this time you try it. -Okay.
-嗨 -我带了炸鸡 -Hey! -I brought fried chicken.
这是荷兰的圣诞节传统吗 Ah, is that a Christmas tradition in Holland?
不是 No.
-你们好 -嗨 - Yo! - Hey!
我刚才进了你邻居家 I just walked into your neighbor's house!
天啊 你好吗 Oh, my God. What's up?
好 大家尽情喝 Yes! Let's get drunk.
救命 Help!
救命… Help! Help!
（嗨 泰德）
你好 老板 Hey, boss!
和亨利的FaceTime圣诞节如何 How's FaceTime Christmas with Henry going?
他丢下我去玩 我出于愧疚给他买的高价礼物了 Well, I lost him to an overpriced guilt gift.
傲慢啊 你的名字是泰德 Hubris, thy name is Ted.
穿上外套 跟我来 Grab a coat. You're coming with me.
遵命 女士 Yes, ma'am.
戴上这顶帽子 挺有气氛的 And wear the hat. It's a nice touch.
好的 Okay.
我们要去哪 Where are we going?
这样好了 别告诉我…没事 You know what? Don't tell me. Don't tell me. That's all right.
不过 等等 我们不是去 艾尔顿约翰的节日派对吧 Actually, hold on. We're not going to Elton John's holiday party, are we?
因为那样我穿得太休闲了 'Cause if so, I'm gonna be severely underdressed.
我可以跑回楼上 I could run right back upstairs
穿上我的那套唐老鸭装 我去哪都会带着它 and pop on this Donald Duck suit I bring with me everywhere.
-你看上去很好 放心 -好的 谢谢 - You look perfect, don't worry. - All right. I appreciate it.
我喜欢你们这里的街头艺人 I love the buskers y'all got over here.
总让我想起那部电影 《曾经》 你看过吗 Always reminds me of that movie, Once. You ever see that?
-很棒的电影 -对 -Ah, great film. -Yeah.
对 我太喜欢《曾经》了 我看了两次 Yeah, I loved Once so much, I saw it twice.
我的天 Oh, shit.
我这是在约翰福尔摩斯旁边尿尿 活该被比下去 I guess that's what I get for taking a tinkle next to John Holmes.
走吧 - Yeesh. - Come on.
-圣诞快乐 谢谢 -各位圣诞快乐 -Merry Christmas. Thank you. -Merry Christmas, y'all.
你自己开车来的 You drove yourself, huh?
-真是圣诞节的奇迹 -喂 混蛋 -That's a Christmas miracle. -Oi, wanker.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
你也是 先生 Right back at ya, sir.
他刚才是叫你混蛋吗 Did he just call you a wanker?
对 这是我们之间的玩笑话 Yeah, it's an inside joke.
主要是他的心声 Mostly inside of him.
罗伊肯特 Whoa, Roy Kent!
你要唱歌吗 You gonna sing?
不 我们不是颂歌歌手 你爸妈有人是牙医吗 No, we're not carolers. Is your mum or dad a dentist?
没有 他们是律师 No, they're lawyers.
猜到了 走吧 Figures. Come on.
谢谢 Thank you.
罗伊舅舅 这样好丢脸 Uncle Roy, this is embarrassing.
这不叫丢脸 This isn't embarrassing.
丢脸是我在生日派对上吃了太多冰淇淋 Embarrassing is me eating so much ice cream at a birthday party,
虽然我知道自己不能吃乳制品 结果在巴士上拉在裤子里 knowing I'm no good with dairy, that I poop my pants on the bus.
-故事说完 -三周前 -Finish your story. -Three weeks ago.
亲爱的 这一切都不是你的错 Sweetheart, none of this is your fault.
我们越快找到原因就越好 And the sooner we figure it out, the better, yeah?
你拉在裤子里了 罗伊肯特 You pooped your pants? Roy Kent?
对 所以呢 Yeah, so?
有时我也会 I do too, sometimes.
那么…我们俩都努力别再那样了 好吗 Well… let's both try and knock that off, shall we?
如果你能做到 我就能做到 If you can do it, I can do it.
-好吗 -好 -Cool? -Cool.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas!
-拜拜 -走吧 -Bye! -Come on.
快… Go, go, go, go, go!
我们不会活着出去了 We're not gonna make it.
告诉我美貌惊人的妻子 我爱她 Tell my incredibly beautiful wife I love her.
我不会告诉她 因为你会自己告诉她 I'm not gonna do that, 'cause you'll tell her yourself.
然后你要把她同样美貌的 双胞胎妹妹介绍给我 Then you're gonna hook me up with her identical, beautiful twin sister.
祝你好运 我的伙伴 Good luck, mi amigo.
祝你好运 我的朋友 Bonne chance, mon ami.
吃我的橡胶弹 Eat Nerf!
理查德 Richard.
你为什么要带约会对象 参加球队的圣诞派对 Why did you bring a date to the team Christmas party?
法国人认为有美丽的女人陪伴 The French believe that having a beautiful woman around
永远是一件好事 is always a good thing.
曼森杀人案说明不是这样 That was not true with the Helter Skelter murders.
嗨 Hey!
-干杯 亲爱的 -干杯 -Cheers, darling. -Cheers.
-嗨 -你变得很受欢迎呢 莱斯莉 - Hey! - You've become quite popular, Leslie.
我们从没接待过这么多人 This is by far the most people we've ever had.
-圣诞快乐 -嗨 - Merry Christmas! - Hey!
-欢迎大家 -圣诞快乐 -Welcome, guys! -Merry Christmas!
至少我们有充足的美食和饮品 Well, at least we've got plenty of food and drink.
是 Yeah.
不过我们要坐在哪里吃 But, um, where are we all gonna sit down and eat it?
妈妈 门口有两个白人 他们在笑 Mom! There are two white people at the door and they're smiling!
-有什么事吗 -下午好 -Can I help you? -Good afternoon.
我们是为圣诞老人工作的 据我所知他收到了这封信 We work for Santa Claus, and I believe he received this.
我的信 My letter.
对 很抱歉 你的礼物没有在昨晚送到 Yes, we're terribly sorry that your presents didn't arrive last night.
但是我们作为精灵 接受圣诞老人和圣诞老婆婆的直接指示 But as elves we've been personally directed by Mr. and Mrs. Claus
在今天下午为你送礼物 并为迟到向你道歉 to deliver your presents this afternoon and to apologize for the delay.
我是不是忘了什么 Am I forgetting anything?
是这样的 鲁道夫的鼻子太亮了 Well, you see what happened was Rudolph's nose shined so brightly
所以照得我看不见路 我… that it rendered me unable to see, and I was--
我昏了几分钟 I was, uh, delirious for several minutes.
结果把一整袋礼物装在错的雪橇上 And I ended up putting this whole sack of goodies on the wrong sled.
是不是很疯狂 I mean, you know, ain't that nuts?
总之 这袋宝贝 Uh, anyway, this bad boy's been around the world
昨天至少环游世界两圈 所以… at least twice over the past day so, uh…
闻到了吗 那是喜马拉雅山的气味 Yeah, you smell that? That's the Himalayas right there.
这都是你的 That's all for you.
是不是还有北京的味道 Am I getting notes of Beijing?
可不是嘛 对的 Oh, I bet you are, yeah.
-谢谢你们 -不客气 Thank you. You're so welcome.
-圣诞快乐 -圣诞快乐 -Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas.
-下一户 -好呀 - On to the next? - Heck yeah.
-嗨 你们好 太棒了… -嗨 -Hey, guys! Amazing! Amazing! -Hey!
第十户人家了 罗伊舅舅 House number ten, Uncle Roy.
菲比 无论怎样我们都不亏 Oi, Phoebs. We can't lose.
我们要么能知道你的口气为什么这么糟 要么就得到一千英镑 Either we find out why your breath is so rancid, or we get £1,000!
是各拿一千 相当于一个月的脏话罚款 Each! That's like a month worth of swear words.
等等 我得弄一下膝盖 Hold on, I've gotta fix my knee.
你是罗伊肯特吗 Whoa! Are you Roy Kent?
对 你是牙医吗 Yeah. Are you a dentist?
是的 Yeah.
我们能进来吗 Can we come in?
真谢谢你 我们很快的 Thank you so much. This will only take a second.
你家很漂亮 Your house is lovely!
恭喜 菲比 你的口气之糟真是前无古人 Well, congratulations, Phoebe. That is some spectacularly bad breath.
谢谢 Thank you.
你最近是否压力极大 Have you been under any unusual stress lately?
做呼吸练习就不会 Not if I do my breathing exercises.
你抽烟吗 Have you been smoking?
没有 No!
有没有吃什么新的药物 Any new medications?
只有抗组织胺药 Just my antihistamines.
她家新养了一只猫 她过敏 They got a new cat. She's allergic.
它叫黛菲妮 Her name is Dauphine.
妈妈说我们救了它 但我觉得更像是它拯救了我们 My mum said that we rescued her, but I'd like to think that she rescued us.
看来这就是原因 菲比 Ah, well, that's it then, Phoebe.
抗组织胺药会导致口干 而唾液分泌减少时 Antihistamines dry out the mouth, and when saliva production is reduced,
则为产生臭气的细菌提供绝佳的生长环境 then the environment for odor-producing bacteria thrives.
细菌就一发不可收拾了 And thrive it has.
也许该和黛菲妮道别了 Might be time to say au revoir to Dauphine.
-不行 -别这样 菲比 -No! -Come on, Phoebe.
-你们只养了一个月 -但我们是灵魂伴侣 -You've only had her a month. -But we're soul mates.
菲比 没有人会让你抛弃黛菲妮 Phoebe, no one is gonna make you get rid of Dauphine. Okay?
如果你舅舅要求你这么做 那他太疯狂了 Because that would be an insane thing for your uncle,
毕竟他这么爱你 而且他又不是坏蛋 who loves you and who is not a monster, to suggest.
我很肯定罗杰斯医生有其他办法 And I'm sure Dr. Rogers has another solution
因为她善良又聪明 我们要相信科学 而且今天是圣诞节 because she's nice and smart, and science is real, and it's Christmas!
-对吗 -对 -Right? -Yeah.
谢谢 Thank you!
喂 我们能一起自拍吗 Yo! Can I get an ussie?
好吧 Fine.
不是说你 哥们 是和基莉 Not with you, mate. With Keeley.
你在切尔西时是个传奇 不过在里士满时却糟透了 I mean, you're a legend at Chelsea but shit at Richmond.
但基莉琼斯是贯穿我青春期的重要人物 But Keeley Jones was a seminal figure throughout my teenage years.
这样吧 不如所有人合照一张 How about this, why don't we all take a picture together?
在圣诞树旁 By the tree.
棒极了 Wicked!
一、二、三 Un, deux, trois.
你带来的加罗夫饭 Oh! Oh, you brought jollof.
-山羊肉 太好了 -原生口味 -With goat meat? Ah, yes! -Original.
要尝尝山羊肉吗 You want to try some goat?
好 你确定 Okay. Are you sure?
不 Oh, no!
-好 -不 -Yes! -No!
我从没赢过 I never win.
（药房 处方药）
谢谢 Cheers.
-圣诞快乐 -谢谢 -Merry Christmas. -Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
你瞧 比起殴打儿童 着手解决问题是不是感觉更好 See, doesn't it feel better to solve the problem than go beat up a little kid?
喂 你卖纸板和马克笔吗 Oi, you got any poster board and markers?
再给你100英镑 For another hundred quid.
谢谢 Cheers.
这真是太酷了 多谢你让我跟你来 That was pretty dang neat. Thanks for letting me tag along.
这是我的荣幸 Oh, my pleasure.
-你这样做多久了 -好多年了 但鲁伯特… - How long have you been doing this? - For years, but then Rupert…
我去年本该做的 但我却独自一人在家 You know, I should have done it last year, but I just sat by myself instead.
喝酒、策划阴谋诡计 Drinking and plotting horrible things.
是吗 什么诡计 Oh, yeah? Like what?
听着 我非常清楚 Look, I know all too well how stunningly shitty
离婚后第一个圣诞节有多难熬 the first Christmas after you get divorced can be.
我只想确保你没事 I just wanted to make sure you're okay.
我现在没事了 Yeah, well, I am now, you know.
比我喝一整天威士忌要好多了 A lot better than I would have been if I just drank whiskey all day
以及重复观看《生活多美好》 and watched It's a Wonderful Life on repeat.
那样我会变得很抑郁 That could have gone dark.
那么…我们接下来干什么 So, uh, what now?
我以为你会送我回家 Oh, I figured you could just drop me off at home
然后打扮得漂漂亮亮的 去参加艾尔顿爵士的派对 and then go get all decked out for Sir Elton's party.
-我可能不去了 -真的 Ah, I might not go. Really?
你愿意错过丹尼尔克雷格 和蕾切尔薇姿的布偶秀 You're willing to miss a puppet show by Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz?
-因为听起来很精彩 -别误会 真的很精彩 -'Cause that sounds like a lot of fun. -Don't get me wrong, they are incredible.
但其实我最想看的是那两位上床 But all I really want to see those two do together is fuck.
可不是嘛 我懂 对 那你有其他主意吗 Yeah, no. I get that. Yeah. You got any other ideas then?
-一会儿就知道了 -要我开车吗 -You'll see. -Huh? Oh, you want me to drive?
-方向盘在这边 -是 在这里我才是老外 -The steering wheel's on this side. -Right, I'm the one with the accent here.
我忘了 抱歉 I forgot. Sorry.
谁 Who is it?
（说是颂歌歌手）
是颂歌歌手 It's carol singers.
给他们1英镑 让他们走开 Just give 'em a quid and tell 'em to bugger off.
（伯纳德 你伤了我的心）
（你该感到羞耻）
（一位很善良的牙医为我开了药）
（预计48至72个小时之内 将能治好我的口臭）
（然而 除非你为自己的行为 做出周到的补偿）
（否则你永远都是个烂人）
（而且你还要对付他）
（和她）
真抱歉 I'm sorry.
（我原谅你）
（但请你做个更好的人）
（圣诞快乐）
对不起 菲比 I'm sorry, Phoebe.
我只想感谢大家今天来做客 I just wanna thank you all for coming.
敬希金斯一家 To the family Higgins!
你们要把我弄哭了 You're gonna make me cry.
敬我可爱的妻子朱莉、儿子们 Um, to my lovely wife, Julie, my sons…
敬你们和你们的家人 在拉各斯、瓜达拉哈拉 To you and all your families back in Lagos, Guadalajara,
格罗宁根、科尔顿、蒙特利尔 Groningen, Cordon, Montreal,
贝宁城、哈拉雷、金斯敦 Benin City, Harare, Kingston…
对 哥们 Ya, man.
以及圣克鲁斯德拉谢拉 …and Santa Cruz de la Sierra.
说得好 Hear! Hear!
我知道你们更希望与家人度过节日 I know you would have preferred to have been with them,
但我真的很荣幸能与你们一起 but it was truly an honor to have you with us
分享各自的传统 并一起创造新传统 to share our traditions and help make a few new ones.
敬我们血缘上的家人 也敬我们没有血缘关系的家人 To the family we're born with and to the family we make along the way.
最重要的 敬里士满 And most importantly to Richmond!
敬里士满 To Richmond!
-外面怎么了 -不知道 - What's happening outside? - I don't know.
那是什么 What's that?
呵…希金斯一家 Ho ho ho, Higginses!
圣诞 Christmas
-白雪飘飘 -圣诞 -The snow's coming down -Christmas
-我看着雪落下来 -圣诞 -I'm watching it fall -Christmas
-熙熙攘攘 -圣诞 -Lots of people around -Christmas
宝贝 请回家 Baby, please come home
他们在唱《装饰厅堂》 They're singing "Deck The Halls"
但这感觉不像圣诞 But it ain't like Christmas at all
因为我记得你还在的时候 'Cause I remember when you were here
-还有我们去年共度的欢乐时光 -圣诞 -And all the fun that we had last year -Christmas
-树上灯光灿灿 -圣诞 -Pretty lights on the tree -Christmas
-我看着灯光闪亮 -圣诞 -I'm watching them shine -Christmas
-我的身边应该有你 -圣诞 -Oh, you should be here with me -Christmas
-宝贝 请回家 -圣诞 -Baby, please come home -Christmas
呵… Ho ho ho ho!
-宝贝 请回家 -圣诞 -Baby, please come home -Christmas
圣诞 Christmas
宝贝 请回家 Baby, please come home
-宝贝 求求你… -圣诞 -Baby, please, please -Christmas
-城里教堂钟声响起 -圣诞 -The church bells in town -Christmas
歌声响亮 All ringing in song
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