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我说了滚 I said go.
滚得越远越好 Get the fuck out of here!
你他妈干嘛呢 What the fuck!
混蛋 You asshole!
谁干的 谁他妈干的 Hey! Who did that, huh? Who the fuck did that?
是你吗 You?
砸了我的窗户 你个混球 Break my window, you bitch?
是不是你小子砸的 You break my window? Huh?
回答问题 你个小混蛋 Why don't you answer me, you little bitch?
说话 Answer me.
什么鬼 What the fuck?
漂亮 Yeah!
快他妈滚 小心老子宰了你 Now, get the fuck out of here, before I fucking kill ya.
臭小子 你抽风了吗 Man! What the fuck?
韦恩 第一季 第一集
第一章
那就去找些来...
孩子 过来 Hey, boy! Come here!
听见了吗 孩子 我想和你聊聊 Hey, you hear me, boy? I wanna talk to you.
我在吃午餐 I'm eating my lunch.
你爸爸不应门 Your father is not answering the door.
我要收租而那个混账在躲着我 I need my rent and that son of a bitch is ducking me.
他没法答复你 他病了 Well, he can't answer. He's sick.
我不管 I don't give two shits.
不管他是不是病了 他都得付房租 Sick or not, he still gotta pay his rent.
我去拿行了吧 I'll get it.
他都有可能不是你爸爸 你看 He might not even be your dad, I mean, I don't know.
在这里留下种子的男人可多了去了 Lots of guys run in and out of that house.
小毛孩子 Son of a bitch!
你就是故意的 狗犊子东西 You fucker! You did that on purpose, you asshole!
你个混蛋往哪走呢 Where the fuck you going, you fucker?
给我回来 Get back here, you son of a bitch!
他奶奶的 Fuck you!
-干嘛 -天呐 - What? - Shit!
什么"干嘛" What, "What?"
还能干嘛 卖饼干看不出来吗 I'm tryin' to sell you some goddamned cookies is what.
抱歉 我爸在睡觉 I'm sorry. My dad's sleeping.
怎么不早说 吓我一跳 Well, why the hell didn't you just say that then? Shoot.
不管怎样 你爸为什么大中午睡觉 Anyway, why's your dad sleepin' in the middle of the day anyway?
他这么懒吗 He lazy?
不 他得了癌症 Nah. He's got cancer.
好吧 癌症患者还能吃饼干吗 Well, can people with cancer still eat cookies or whatever?
他最近不怎么吃东西 He ain't been eatin' much lately.
你呢 What about you?
你喜欢饼干吗 还是说你这人和你长相一样奇葩 You like cookies, or are you as weird as you look?
我喜欢饼干 I like cookies.
好 我有花生酱味 Great. We got, uh, this peanut butter kind
椰子味 个人认为尝起来像狗屎 coconut kind, which tastes like dog shit, my opinion,
但有人喜欢 some people like 'em.
还有柠檬味 And, uh, there's lemon.
买吗 So?
你想进来坐坐吗 Uh, you wanna come in?
你不会做什么奇怪的事吧 You ain't gonna do anything weird, right?
什么奇怪事 Weird, like what?
之前托里那有个家伙想看我的脚 Like some guy down on Torrey asked if he could see my feet.
我不想看你的脚 I don't wanna see your feet.
管它呢 无所谓了 Yeah, whatever. It's fine, I guess.
你喜欢音乐吗 So, uh, you like music?
算是吧 说唱什么的 Yeah, most. I mean, like rap...
那你有男友吗 So, uh, you got a boyfriend?
没 Not really.
我能当你男朋友吗 You want me to be your boyfriend?
说不好 你多高 I don't know. How tall are you?
挺...挺高的 Pretty, uh... Pretty tall.
过来 Here.
把你的背靠在我背上 Put your back up against mine.
我的什么 My what?
这样 笨蛋 Like this, dummy.
你有兄弟姐妹吗 You got brothers or sisters?
应该有个哥哥吧 Uh, a brother, I think.
"应该"是什么意思 What do you mean, "I think"?
他在海军陆战队 而且有段时间没消息了 所以... He's in the Marines and, uh, he hasn't called in a while, so...
那他会杀人咯 Oh, so he kills people then?
是 估计他们就是干这行当的 Yeah, that's what they do there, I guess.
帅 Cool.
你有兄弟吗 You got a brother?
两个 Two.
他们是做什么的 What do they do?
他们是混蛋 They're assholes.
好吧 Okay.
那我够高吗 So, uh, was I tall enough or what?
能当你男朋友吗 So you gonna be my girlfriend or whatever?
那饼干你还买不买了 You gonna buy some cookies or whatever?
想买 没钱 I wanna, but I don't got any money.
那就去找些来 So, get some then.
有钱再来 Then find me.
我家就住在诺顿一狗窝 I'm in the shit-hole on Norton.
哈格勒高中
韦恩 Wayne!
你去哪了 Where you been?
我好像迟到了二十分钟 I'm, like, 20 minutes late.
三周零二十分钟还差不多 Like 20 minutes and three weeks.
你还想买我的双节棍吗 Hey, you still wanna buy my nunchuks?
是正品吗 日本产的 The real-deal legit ones? From Japan?
那是当然 Hell, yeah.
我刚卖了些稀有的口袋妖怪周边 I just unloaded some rare Pokemon shit,
所以现在是富翁 so I'm flush right now.
好吧 来吧 All right, come on.
这不是我的锁 This ain't my lock.
等一下 等一下 Ooh, hold up, hold up.
姑娘 Hey, girl.
我帮你拿了星巴克三明治 I got your back with them Starbucks sandwiches.
午餐给你行吗 I'll see you at lunch with 'em?
没问题 奥兰多 Um, all right, Orlando.
等会儿见 Um, I'll see you.
她怎么了 她戴着... What happened to her? With the...
她的脊柱有点问题 She got something messed up in her spine.
看 我可是调查过的 See, I've been puttin' in that work
因为我听说大概六个月后她就能摆脱那玩意儿了 'cause I heard she's getting it took off in like six months.
你猜只有我注意到了什么 Guess what I noticed nobody else did?
她戴那个超美的 兄弟 She fine as hell under that, man.
加上我很喜欢科幻漫画之类的东西 Plus, you know, I'm into all that sci-fi comic-book type stuff.
她有点像酷毙了的钢骨 So, she's little like a super-fine cyborg.
美国DC漫画旗下超级英雄
不是吗 小妞 Ain't you, girl?
你还随身携带个锤子吗 So, you just carry around a hammer, huh?
我有个锤子 I have a hammer.
这些都不是我的 This ain't my stuff.
显然不是 你的柜子怎么可能有书 Obviously. There's actual books in it.
你能闭嘴吗 拜托 Would you shut the fuck up, please?
在这儿可不能说脏话 Hey, we don't talk like that in here.
我说了"拜托" I said, "Please."
我的东西呢 Where's all my stuff?
天哪 韦恩 你不能就这样走进来 Jesus, Wayne! You can't just walk in here like that.
-现在请你出去 我等会儿跟你谈 -到外面等着 - Now, get out of here, I'll talk to you later. - Go wait outside.
戴伦 斯科特 立刻给我坐下 Hey, Darren, Scott. Sit down, right now.
无意冒犯 但那疯子会来我家 No disrespect, but that crazy fool will come to my house.
而你不会 You won't.
我费什么心呢 Why do I even bother?
走吧 滚出去 Go ahead, get outta here.
坐... 就坐那儿 Sit... No, sit right down there.
保持安静 Keep quiet.
天哪 韦恩 你不能这么做 Jesus H, Wayne. You can't do that!
我柜子里的东西都不见了 All my stuff from my locker's gone.
好吗 有人把我的双节棍拿走了 All right? And somebody took my nunchuks.
你就不该把双节棍带进学校 You shouldn't have brought your nunchucks into school.
好吗 我不知道它们在哪儿 All right? I don't know where they are.
这些孩子什么都偷 Okay? These kids, they steal everything.
几周前他们还偷了希利夫人的鞋 They stole Mrs. Healy's shoes a few weeks ago.
而且还不是什么好看的鞋 Okay, they're not cool shoes.
是那种老式教师女鞋 They're old lady, teacher shoes.
韦恩 韦恩 坐 跟我聊聊 Wayne, Wayne, sit down, talk to me.
我本可以告发你 你都逃学五次了 但我没有 I could have called Truancy, like, five times by now and I haven't.
你爸爸怎么样了 How's your dad doing?
你知道我和你爸爸认识很久了吧 You know that me and your dad go way back, right?
嗯 Yep.
他叫你"混蛋汤米·科尔" He calls you "Butthole Tommy Cole."
是的 拜他所赐 这传统 Yes. And thanks to him, that tradition
都传给了这届学生 has been passed on to this generation of students.
他还揍过我 He also beat me up.
在我的生日派对上把我打得满地找牙 Beat the shit out of me at my own birthday party.
别闹了 Knock it off!
别闹了 我对天发誓... Knock it off! I swear to God...
他妈的给我住手 Cut that shit out right now!
我知道不该这样做 但我讨厌那些孩子 I know I'm not supposed to, but I hate those kids.
成人眼中的厌恶 Like, real... Like, adult hate.
就像... It's like...
我刚说到哪了 Where was I?
谈到我爸揍你 Talking about my dad beating your ass.
对 Right.
每次你爸揍完我 Thing is, for every time your dad beat my ass,
他会用揍我双倍的力量揍别人 he beat someone else's for me two-fold.
毫无疑问 他以前是个混蛋 Now, he was an asshole. No doubt.
但他也不能容忍 But he also couldn't stand for anybody
有人做错事还逃之夭夭 getting away with doing something wrong.
听起来像我们认识的人吗 Does that sound like anybody else we know?
我让你吃香蕉了吗 Could I offer you a banana?
-抱歉 -吃吧 我还有一根 - Sorry. - Go ahead, have it. I got another one.
在家里 It's at home.
听着 韦恩 总会有人 Listen, Wayne, there's always gonna be people
对别人行恶 doing rotten stuff to other people,
但得交给合适的人以合适的方式处理问题 but you got to let the proper people handle it the proper way.
交给我这样的人 交给法律... People like me and the law...
倒是没人帮我爸处理 Well, no one handled it for my dad.
没人想看到事情发展成那样 Well, nobody likes the way that that went down, okay?
大家都知道他是因为那工作才病的 Everybody knows that work is what made him sick.
大家也都知道判决对他有多不公 And everybody knows that he got screwed in court.
这不对 It wasn't right.
听着 你完全有理由生气 Listen, you have every reason to be mad.
-你妈离开了... -没错 但我不关心她 好吗 - Your mom takin' off... - Yeah, I don't care about her, okay?
如果你一辈子都在打击不义行为 If you run around righting wrongs all your life,
那你一生就这样了 that'll be your life.
我知道步父母后尘是件易事 And I know it's easy to follow in family footsteps,
但你不必这样 but you don't have to.
那我该成为什么样的人 What should I be then?
我不知道 小伙子 I don't know, man.
别像那两个白痴一样 Just don't be like those two dickheads.
我没骗你 小老弟 I'm not lying, man.
那些口袋妖怪卡片都是正品 Those Pokemon cards are real. And they change...
-放过他吧 -求求你 住手 - Leave him alone! - Come on! Stop!
-冷静 机器人小姐 -拜托 - Chill out, robot girl. - Come on.
-你想干什么 -你怎么不继续了 - What you want, huh? - Why aren't you trying?
到底是怎么回事 What the hell is going on down there?
韦恩 韦恩 我刚才跟你说什么了 Wayne. Wayne, we just talked about this.
韦恩 Wayne.
韦恩 Wayne!
这下好了 学校你是回不去了 Well, you will not be going back to that school.
对不起 我毁了你的午餐约会 I'm sorry, I ruined your lunch date.
你什么情况 才来上学一分钟 What about you? You just come to school
就把人牙打掉了 just to knock people's teeth out or what?
我需要钱 I need to get money.
-为了什么 -买饼干 - For what? - Cookies.
饼干 Cookies?
如果我买了这女孩的饼干 Yeah, if I buy cookies from this girl,
她可能会和我约会 uh, she might go out with me.
天哪 我的铁子韦恩终于出巢觅女友了 Holy shit! My man Wayne, on the prowl.
-闭嘴 -看看你 你长大了兄弟 - Stop. - Look at you, all grown up, man.
问个很重要的问题 So, uh, important question.
你知道姑娘的胸长在哪吗 Do you know where to find the boobies on the lady? You know...
-我弄死你 -我投降 投降 - I'll fucking kill you. - Okay, okay, okay, man, okay.
这是我第一次听你聊异性 兄弟 This is just the first time you've ever talked to me about a girl, man.
别提了 Okay.
她一定有特别之处 她叫什么 She must be something special. What's her name?
不知道 I don't know.
是个不错的开端 Okay, well, that's a great start.
等等 我有主意了 Hold up. I got an idea.
都归你了 It's all yours.
开玩笑吧 Holy shit!
全是你爸珍藏的大波美女杂志啊 It's your dad's collection of titty mags!
我在做梦吧 Surreal.
乖乖 1982年出版 Whoo-wee! 1982.
毛发真旺盛 So much hair.
不拿个大垃圾袋都装不下啊 I need a goddamn garbage bag!
给钱 Money.
给你 Here.
拿命守着明白吗 拿命守着 Guard these with your life, okay? With your life!
明白吗 All right?
我马上回来取 I'll be back for these later!
诺顿一狗窝
你这是要私闯民宅吗 You trying to break into my house?
不 No.
不是 No!
逗你玩呢 Just busting your balls.
不坐下吗 You gonna sit?
坐 Yeah.
我... I, uh...
不好意思 Oh, no.
刚卖完最后一盒 I just sold my last box.
-没关系 -开玩笑的 - That's okay. - I'm just kidding.
给你留了一盒 I saved you one.
狗屎椰子味的 It's the, uh, shitty coconut kind,
尝起来像粑粑的那种 you know, the one that tastes like asshole,
但反正有总比没有强 but still, thought that counts or whatever.
狗屎味也没问题 I'm fine with the asshole one.
天哪 你给太多了 Oh, God, I don't need that much.
我们说好了的 We had a deal.
记得吗 Right?
好吧 Okay.
我有要求 Here's the rules.
我不喜欢搞浪漫那套 懂吗 I don't like that romance shit, all right?
我讨厌花 I don't like flowers.
我不想在情人节收到愚蠢的礼物 I don't want a stupid Valentine on Valentine's.
我也不想天天牵着你冒汗的肥手 I don't wanna hold your fat, sweaty hand all the time,
而且我永远不会给你做饭的 and I'm never gonna cook for you
除非我要做给自己吃 unless I'm making something for myself.
-记住了吗 -嗯 - Got it? - Yeah.
还有别用那个眼神看着我 And don't look at me like that.
该死 Shit.
我还不知道你叫什么 I, uh, don't know your name.
我叫韦恩 Mine's Wayne.
见了鬼了 That is so weird.
我也叫韦恩 That's my name, too.
真的假的 Really?
假的 傻瓜 No, dummy.
黛尔 我叫黛尔 Del. My name's Del.
不是什么缩写 所以别问了 And it ain't short for nothing. So don't ask.
你要拿这钱做什么 What are you gonna do with all that?
当我的竞选资金 It's for my campaign.
我要当市长 I'm gonna be mayor.
-市长 -等我够大了 - Mayor? - I'm gonna run for Mayor
我要竞选市长 When I'm old enough,
等我成了这个破镇的老大 and then I'll be in charge of this shit-ass town,
看那些混蛋还怎么对我指手画脚 and none of these assholes will be able to tell me what to do anymore,
包括我混蛋的老爸和哥哥们 including my asshole dad and my asshole brothers.
我肯定投你 I'm gonna vote for you.
那 你想 Hey, do you, uh,
你想跟我一起拿铁锹砍蛇什么的吗 do you wanna go cut some snakes in half with a shovel?
好啊 Yes.
我讨厌干家务活 I hate chores.
那你以后想做什么 So what are you gonna be?
不知道 我还在探索 I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out still.
你爸爸做什么呢 What does your dad do?
除了等死之外 Aside from dying and everything?
你会子承父业吗 Would you do what he did?
不 他就是因为那工作才生病的 Nah, his job is what got him sick.
好吧 那就排除掉 Okay, not that then.
反正我也不想和这个天杀的家庭扯上关系 I don't wanna anything to do with my bitch-ass family, anyway.
只要能和这个家庭断绝一切联系 I'm gonna do everything I can to make sure
做什么我都心甘情愿 nobody even knows I'm one of 'em.
我不好说什么 但毕竟是你的家人 I don't know. It's your family.
你难道不需要留个牵挂 Don't you need people to remind you who you are,
提醒你自己的根在哪吗 where you're from or whatever?
爸爸 爸爸 Daddy! Daddy!
离远点 Hey. Back off.
哟 看看这是哪位公子 Whoa, what have we got here, huh?
你他妈是谁 Who the fuck are you?
-你是谁 -你他妈是谁 - Who are ya? - Who the fuck are ya?
解释一下为什么他对你动手动脚的 Now, why were his hands all over you, huh?
我们什么也没干 爸爸 别闹了 No, they weren't, Daddy. Cut it out!
离我远点 Get away from me.
问你个问题 色狼 I asked you a question, you pervert.
臭色狼 Fucking pervert.
臭傻逼色狼 Piece of crap fucking pervert!
-让他起来吧 -退回去 - Just let him up. - Back off!
看着我 Hey, look at me.
是个硬汉啊 Oh, you a tough guy?
小伙子还挺俊 You're so pretty.
我就问你一遍 I'm gonna ask you one time.
就一遍 One fucking time.
你和我十五岁的女儿 What the fuck are you doing alone
鬼鬼祟祟的在做什么 with my 15-year-old daughter?
-买饼干 -韦恩 不要 - Buying some cookies. - Wayne, don't.
什么 What?
我他妈没告诉过你吗 黛尔 I thought I fucking told you, Del. Huh?
-抱歉 -还他妈的给我 - I'm sorry. - Stop stealing
偷饼干卖饼干 and selling fucking cookies,
-该死 -抱歉 - goddamn it! - I'm sorry.
-把钱给我 -那是我的 - Give it to me now. - It's mine.
你最好管好你的嘴 You best watch your fucking mouth
把钱给我 你个小毛贼 and give me that money, you little thief.
我像是开玩笑吗 I am not playing!
-你以为他在开玩笑吗 -他可没开玩笑 - You think he's playing? - He ain't fucking playing!
都他妈闭嘴 两个笨蛋 Shut the fuck up, fucking shit for brains!
-两个笨蛋 -他妈的... - Fucking shit for brains. - Fucking...
把钱给我 Give me that fucking money.
操 Fuck.
我养了个小贼 I'm raising a goddamn thief.
一无是处 和你妈一样 Useless, like your fucking mother was, huh?
给我滚 滚 Move your ass! Move it!
男孩们 Hey, boys.
好好教训这个小兔崽子 You give this bitch-ass pervert every reason
让他还敢在我女儿身边鬼混 to not creep around my daughter no more.
我们走 给我滚 Let's go. Move your fucking ass.
有好戏看了 Oh, this is gonna be fucking fun.
想吃我妹妹的豆腐是吧 You wanna creep my sister?
先吃我一脚吧 Creep this, bitch.
把那个...嘿 Put that... Hey!
别跟我来这套 I don't play that.
再向我摇便盆 Shaking the bedpan at me.
我就把它塞你屁眼里 I will put that bedpan in your ass.
你爸一点也不有趣 他还自以为自己很风趣 Your father ain't funny. He thinks he's funny as hell.
亲爱的 你的脸怎么了 Sweetie. What happened to your face?
孩子 你这是新伤盖旧伤呀 Boy, it is getting hard to tell the old cuts and bruises from the new ones.
你是在看我的胸吗 Are you lookin' at my breasts?
是的夫人 抱歉 Yes, ma'am. Sorry.
年轻人 你得学会偶尔撒个谎 Young man, you gotta learn to lie once in a while.
我知道你不是那种人 I know that ain't who you are,
但有时候撒个小谎可以帮你挽救局面 but it just might serve you to bend the truth here and there.
今天有个人来找我 So, I had a visitor today.
我的一个前男友 One ex-boyfriend of mine
说有个与你年纪相仿的孩子去了他家 said some kid 'bout your age came to his house
用两块石头砸碎了他的窗户 and put two rocks in his window.
不 No.
不是你吗 So that wasn't you?
我扔的不是石头 是冰块 I didn't throw rocks. I threw ice.
好吧 Okay...
你可以撒谎的 That was your opportunity to lie.
我不希望你为了我这样做 I don't want you doin' that for me.
但是他出轨对你不忠 But he cheated on you.
是的 我和他分手了 Yes, and I broke up with him.
就是这样 That's how that works.
我的烂摊子我自己处理 My messes are mine.
你的烂摊子也够忙活了 You got enough messes.
你真的生气了吗 Hey, you really mad?
生什么气 About what?
气我打破了窗户 That I broke the windows.
我非常非常生气 I am very, very mad.
但你看我是怎么解决问题的 See what I did there?
学着去做 Learn to do it.
我给你烤了点东西 在厨房 I baked you a little something. It's in the kitchen.
爸爸 Hey, Dad.
你醒了吗 You awake?
我醒了 Yeah, I'm awake.
我有馅饼 I got pie.
还有勺子 And spoons.
很好 That's nice.
我不是很饿 I'm not really hungry.
但我想看着你吃 But I wanna watch you eat it.
坐下 Sit down.
吃吧 Eat.
有时我担心你什么都不吃 Sometimes I worry you don't eat nothing.
至少现在我有证据了 At least now, I have proof, huh?
看看 Check it out.
某人幸运地压中了新英格兰爱国者队 赚了租金 Someone got lucky on a Pats bet and made rent.
两个幸运鬼 对吧 我和你 Hey, two lucky sons of bitches, huh? Me and you?
真幸运 Yeah. Lucky.
他妈的 Fuck me.
米勒家的两个小家伙 Them two little Miller shits
整天都在点那些东西 been lightin' those things off all day...
好像今天是美国独立日似的 Like it's the Fourth or something!
不 不 不 No, no, no.
坐下来 吃吧 Just sit down, eat.
和爸爸聊聊 Talk... Talk with your father.
和爸爸聊聊 Just talk to your father.
这张照片是什么 What's this picture of?
该死 Shit.
我不想让你看到 I didn't want you to see that.
或许我想 我不清楚 Or maybe I did, I don't know.
拿过来点 Give it here.
我喜欢这辆车 I like the car.
我也喜欢 I did, too.
喜欢得不得了 就买下来了 Enough to buy it.
这车是我的 It's mine.
开玩笑吧 你买了辆车吗 No fucking way. You bought a car?
但都没能开回家 Didn't even get it home, though.
我付钱的时候 Your ma and that prick ran off
你妈和那个混蛋跑了 with it pretty much the minute I paid for it.
对天发誓 Swear to God.
每隔几年 那个不知天高地厚的混蛋 Every few years, that godless cocksucker
就会寄张照片来戳我痛处 sends me a picture just to rub it in.
这就是妈妈现在的样子咯 So, that's what Ma looks like now.
是啊 她的大腿变粗了 Yeah, her thighs got fat.
你不记得她长什么样了吗 你妈妈 You don't remember what she looked like? Your ma?
那时我才五岁 I was five.
做父亲最大的耻辱 Biggest shame for a father.
就是没能给儿子留下点什么 Not having something to leave his son.
你有东西留给我 爸爸 You left me stuff, Dad.
我不知道 I don't know about that.
但那辆车应该是你的 Still, that fucking car should've been yours.
感谢你不像个怂包似的碎碎念 Thank you for, you know, not being a big pussy about all this.
开什么玩笑 You gotta be fucking kidding me.
他妈的 Fuck this.
韦恩 别走 别打扰他们 Hey, hey, Wayne, don't go... Don't bother!
韦恩 Wayne!
韦恩来了 It's Wayne!
快跑 Book it!
爸爸 Hey, Dad.
我帮你解决了噪音 I stopped all the noise for you.
我还从那些混蛋那儿 I got some Roman candles
拿了些罗马烟花筒和爆竹 and some M80s off those dipshits, too.
爸爸 Hey. Dad?
爸爸 Dad?
再见 爸爸 Goodbye, Dad.
韦恩·麦卡洛 隆戈328号 马萨诸塞州 布拉克顿
*The battle rages But they fly in vain*
*When all is done It must begin again*
什么事 What?
给你房租 I got your rent.
看看 Well, look at that.
真是时候 混蛋 Just in the nick of time, dipshit.
就这些 This all of it?
我想是的 I guess so.
我想我还会做一个月的房东 I guess I'll be your landlord for another month.
或直到你爸爸... Or until your dad...
什么鬼 What the fuck?
你觉得很好玩吗 你个小混蛋 You think that's fucking funny, you little prick?
我现在就把你爸赶出去怎么样 How about I throw your dad's sick ass out now,
混蛋 Holy son of a bitch!
快来人报警 Someone call 911!
那是我的养老房 你个混蛋 That's my retirement, you motherfucker!
我的房子 My house!
什么鬼 What the fuck?
去你妈的房子 我的大波美女杂志怎么办 Fuck your house, what about my titty mags?
我的房子 My fucking house!
火在蔓延 The fire is spreading!
什么鬼 What the fuck?
该死 该死 Fuck. Fuck.
爸爸 有只小松鼠像骑马一样骑着狗 Hey, Daddy, there's a little squirrel riding the dog like a horse!
快来 Come on!
那是谁 Who the hell was that?
韦恩 什么鬼 Wayne? What the fuck?
你想和我一起去佛罗里达吗 You wanna go to Florida with me?
-为什么 -把我爸的车找回来 - Why? - To get my dad's car back.
-为了什么 -因为他希望我能拥有它 - What for? - 'Cause he wanted me to have it.
黛尔 Del?
我需要一件比基尼 I need a bikini.
黛尔 Del?
谁在上面 Who the hell's up there?
上去看看 你个混蛋 Just go up there and check then, you dick.
你怎么不去 你个混蛋 混... You check, you fucking dick. Fucking...
你他妈不敢 Don't you fucking dare.
黛尔 你和谁在上面呢 Del, who's up there with you?
我手里可有球棍 I got a bat, bro!
我没有球棍 I don't have a bat.
找到啦 等下 没拿耳机 Got it! Wait, my headphones!
黛尔 快回答我 Del! Answer me!
好了 我们走 Okay, let's go.
等下 Wait.
去他的 我上去 Fuck this. I'm going up there.
对不住你哥俩了 Sorry about your brothers.
你就等死吧 I'm gonna fucking kill you now!
你的双截棍毫无用处 Those aren't gonna do you any good.
你的"棍子"现在也毫无用处了 Those ain't gonna do you any good now neither,
你个蠢货 you dumb son of a bitch!
你 You!
韦恩 别伤着他 Wayne, don't hurt him.
忘了我怎么警告你的吗 What did I tell you about seeing my fucking daughter?
认真的吗 你这怂包在这给老子放烟花呢 Really? Fireworks, you fucking pussy?
他妈的 Oh, fuck!
上车 Get on the bike.
韦恩 别 Wayne, you can't...
快去 Go.
狗娘养的臭小子 You fucking cocksucker!
别打了爸爸 住手 No, Daddy! Stop it!
闭嘴 You shut up!
看我不宰了你个臭小子 I'm gonna fucking kill you.
他妈的 Fuck!
妈的 Fuck!
你爹鼻子被我咬掉了 Your dad ain't got no nose no more.
该死的 你个混蛋 Goddamn it, you motherfucker!
他妈的狗娘养的 混蛋 Fucking piece of shit, motherfucker.
黛尔 黛尔 别去 求你了 Del. Del, don't go, please.
回见 爸爸 Bye, Daddy.
黛尔 黛尔 Del! Del!
黛利拉 Delilah!
佛罗里达 奥卡拉
距离一千三百英里
夏恩 我想看看这个小玩意能吃什么东西 Shane, I wanna see what else this motherfucker will eat.
把你三明治给他 All right, give him your sandwich.
我不想给 But I don't wanna.
我手里这份加了双倍肉呢 Man, I got double meat on this motherfucker.
我就知道他不会吃 I knew he wouldn't fucking eat it.
次次都中招 你也是够笨的 Every time, man. You stupid.
雷吉 Reggie!
能不能别摆弄你那鳄鱼了 过来一下 Would you quit fucking with your alligator and get over here?
一群混蛋 Bunch of fucking dipshits.
叫我来干嘛 What'd I do now?
今天是你生日吧 It's your birthday, right?
是 Yeah, it is.
十八岁生日快乐 兔崽子 Happy 18th, shithead.
十七岁 Seventeenth.
差不多 Whatever.
杀手
怎么找韦恩 How the hell do we find Wayne?
顺着血迹找吧 I'm sure there'll be a trail of blood.
这车在佛罗里达吗 This car, it's in Florida?
-我们该走了 -停下 停下 - We need to go. - Stop! Stop!
我们妹妹在哪 警官 Where's our sister, cop?
跑 Run!
-他妈的 -什么鬼 - Fuck! - What the fuck?
什么鬼 What the fuck?
-那是谁 -该死的韦恩 - Who's that? - That's fucking Wayne.
观看韦恩 请订阅YouTube Premium If you wanna watch Wayne, subscribe to YouTube premium,
头30天免费试用 get the first 30 days free.
不多不少 Not 31, not 32,
-刚好30天 -见好就收 - 30. - Don't be cheap.