面对不测风云的时候你会怎么做 What would you do in a hurricane?
我会和平时一样 保护你 I would do what I always do. Protect you.
我需要一副弓箭 I need a bow and arrow.
前情提要
还有六天就圣诞节了 Six days until Christmas.
咱们要做的事还多着呢 And we'll fill it with a lot of activities.
-姜饼屋 -没问题 -Gingerbread house. -Yes!
圣诞电影马拉松 Christmas movie marathon.
这将会是巴顿家最棒的一次圣诞节 It's gonna be the best Barton Christmas ever.
这学期你不在 家里有些变化 There have been a few changes while you were away this semester.
-看 -杰克 -Ta-da! -Jack?
这对小情侣还挺能保密的 Those secretive little lovebirds.
他这也算是中头彩了 Seems like he won the jackpot.
我可不这么觉得 I'm not so sure.
-他在威胁你吗 -其实 我也不知道 -Is that guy threatening you? -I... Honestly, I have no idea.
接下来的物品 Up next, we have an artifact recovered
是来自复仇者联盟基地废墟的遗物 from the wreckage of the Avengers Compound.
浪人消灭了这个城市的地下犯罪团伙 The Ronin decimated the criminal underworld of the city.
而他的身份至今仍然是个谜 And his identity continues to remain a mystery to this very day.
接下来是配套的浪人服 Up next, we have a companion piece, the Ronin Suit.
咱们有90秒钟找到那块表 其它的都不重要 We've got 90 seconds to find the watch. Everything else is secondary.
年轻人觉得自己所向无敌 有钱人觉得自己可以为所欲为 Young people think they're invincible, rich people think they're invincible.
你又年轻又有钱 And you have always been both.
别自以为是了 你也会受伤的 不要自找麻烦 You're not. You will get hurt. Don't go out looking for it.
-他在这里 -他在这里 抓住他 He's here. -He's here. Get him!
-卡齐 -该撤了 Kazi! We gotta go!
走吧 哥们 Let's go, bro!
阿曼德三世
刻着名字的太妃糖 Monogrammed butterscotch?
天啊 Oh, God.
当局认为这个蒙面刺客可能是浪人… Authorities believe the assailant could be the Ronin,
突发新闻
那个让纽约犯罪团伙 闻风丧胆的神秘人物 the mysterious figure who terrorized organized crime in New York and elsewhere.
这也是近些年浪人第一次现身 This is the first potential sighting of the Ronin in years.
过来 Ah, come on.
不是吧 Come on!
你是鹰眼 You're... You're Hawkeye!
你又是什么人 Who the hell are you?
我是凯特·毕肖普 I'm Kate Bishop.
你还是个孩子 You're a kid.
天啊 My God.
你从哪里弄的这件衣服 How did you get this suit?
我… I...
听着 咱们先离开这里 好吗 Lookit. We gotta get you out of here. Okay?
你在这里不安全 你住在附近吗 It's not safe for you to be in this. Do you live near here?
-是的 我就住在… -好 -Yeah. I live just... -Okay.
-好吧 -拿着这个 你还好吗 -Yeah. Okay. -Here, take this. Are you okay?
我真的没事 我… I'm really fine. I...
-快点 走吧 -我看见了尸体 -Come on. Let's go. -I saw a dead body.
-这边 -这是我第一次看见尸体 -This way. -It was a first.
咱们到那再说 We'll talk there.
鹰眼
你在哪学的打斗 So,where'd you learn to fight?
赫曼家 丰盛披萨
我五岁开始学习武术 I, uh, started talking martial arts when I was five.
所以 学了有一年吗 Wow. So, like, a year ago?
你在干什么 观察有没有危险吗 Are... Are you assessing threats? Is that what you're doing?
差不多吧 Something like that.
你就是这样行动的 So that...that's how you operate?
就这样不停地观察可疑的情况 You're just constantly looking for things that are suspicious or weird?
我要说清楚 我可不是什么菜鸟 好吗 Look, just so you know, I'm not some total noob, right? Um...
我是有点被吓着了 但是面对那些混蛋我可一点没退缩 I know I was a little overwhelmed, but I really held my own with those douchebags.
意大利英雄小餐馆
披萨 三明治
这边 We're right here.
好多人把我称作 全世界最棒的弓箭手 Um,you know some.. some people actually called me the world's greatest archer.
是吗 那些人包括你吗 Yeah? Are you one of those people?
我是其中之一吧 Well, one of them is. Yes.
挺好的 That's wonderful. Yeah.
-开门 -好 -Open the door. -Rights.
这看门狗不错 Some guard dog you got there.
这不是我的狗 Oh, he's, uh, not my dog.
这地方还挺适合孩子的 Nice place for a kid.
-是 我继承了这里 -你多大了 18岁 -Yeah, I inherited it. -You 18?
22岁 I'm 22.
差不多 Yeah, same thing.
把那衣服脱下来 我拿了就走了 So, wanna get that vest off, so I can get going?
好 Yeah.
我这就去换 Yeah, I'll... I'll be right there.
冷静 保持冷静 Totally cool. Just stay cool.
鹰眼居然在我家 The Hawkeye in my place.
你从哪弄到那件衣服的 Where'd you get the suit?
黑市拍卖会上 Black market auction.
你花钱买的 And you bought it.
也不算是 No. Not exactly.
你穿着这衣服都干什么了 So, what all did you do in this suit?
我揍了几个家伙 救了条狗 还偷偷溜进了别人家一次 I beat some guys up. Saved the dog. Some light B and E.
真要命 Jesus.
22岁就行侠仗义 你不用上学吗 A 22-year-old vigilante. Shouldn't you be in school?
这还用问 Funny you should ask.
我已经回答了你的所有问题 So, uh, now that I've answered all your questions,
现在该轮到我提问了 首先… I have so many for you. Uh, starting with...
你能给我签个名吗 Can you sign this?
我还没问完呢 I'm not done yet.
你问完了以后 能给我的弓签个名吗 But when you are, can you sign my bow?
你可是我最喜欢的复仇者 You're kind of my favorite Avenger.
话说回来 你没事吧 Are you okay? By the way?
我没事 我挺好的 I'm good. Oh, yeah, no, I'm fine.
你应该看看那些人 You should see the other guys.
我看见了 运动服黑帮 I did. Tracksuit Mafia.
这是他们的名字 That's their name?
这也太没创意了吧 That's a little on the nose.
是他们杀害了我妈妈未婚夫的叔叔吗 You think they are the ones that killed my mom's fiancé's uncle?
你妈妈未婚夫的叔叔 Your mom's fiancé's uncle?
阿曼德三世 Armand III.
那家族至少有七世 -Ah. -Of at least seven.
我不知道 -I... I do not know. -Hmm.
我需要知道的是 有没有人看到你的长相 But what I need to know is if anybody saw your face?
没有 我很专业 一直戴着面具 No. Kept the mask on like a pro.
那就好 这件衣服的主人 Okay, 'cause the person that wore this suit
可结了不少仇家 made a whole lot of enemies.
明白吗 运动服黑帮只是其中之一 All right? And the Tracksuits are just one of them.
这可不妙 That doesn't sound good.
你没跟别人提起过这件衣服吧 You told nobody about this suit?
没有 No.
这件衣服不会牵连到你吧 There's no way you're connected to this suit?
-不会 -你得确定 -That's right. -I need you to be sure.
-我确定 -绝对确定 -I am. -Certain?
是的 Yes.
运动服黑帮从拍卖会跟踪你 到刚才我找到你的地方 The Tracksuits followed you from the auction to where I found you.
你中途还去过哪吗 Did you stop anywhere before that?
我就是把狗送回来了 I just dropped off the dog.
你好啊 凯特·毕肖普 Hey, Kate Bishop!
门铃上有我的名字 And my name's on the buzzer.
不好 趴下 Oh, no. Get down.
嘿 Hey!
给你点惊喜 哥们 We got little surprise for you, bro!
快出来 Show yourself!
快点扔 Come on! Throw it!
来吧 - Ah! -Yeah.
快点扑灭 Put him out!
你在干什么 What are you doing?
把他扑灭 他着火了 Put him out, he's on fire!
-我跟你说了 -好吧 -Told ya. -Yeah.
我得拿着那件衣服 I gotta get that suit.
躲开 Come on!
你们就这点能耐 来啊 有本事再扔一个 That's all you've got? Come on. Throw another one.
-我的运动服 -闭嘴 -My tracksuit... -Hey, shut up!
-这里有消防通道吗 -我的家 我所有的东西 -You have a fire escape? -My home! All my stuff!
带上狗赶紧走 Just grab the dog and go.
等等 那衣服呢 Wait. What about the suit?
不管了 以后再说 Leave it. We'll come back for it.
要干什么 把我们都害死 ...tryin' to do, kill us all?
你们把整个街区都烧了 You're burning down the whole freaking neighborhood.
-你说什么 -有点… -What? -It's a little...
-我听不清 -很严重 都烧起来了 -I can't hear you. -It's a lot. Everything.
你刚才着火了 You were on fire.
-我没事 -你刚才着火了 -I'm okay. -You were on fire.
-你就像个烤串一样 -不 -Like a little shish kebab. -No.
那么 咱们去哪 So where are we going?
躲开那些想杀了你的人 Getting further away from those people trying to kill you.
好 然后呢 Right. And after that?
咱们需要补给 We'll need some supplies.
太棒了 复仇者的补给吗 Hell yeah. Avenger supplies?
抗生素软膏
伤口愈合
我有话直说 这可有点泄气 Not gonna lie to you,Haikeye,this is a bit of a letdown.
抱歉让你失望了 Hmmm..Sorry to disappoint you.
能帮我拿点按摩酒精吗 在那边下面的货架 Wanna grab some of that rubbing alcohol over there? Lower shelf.
咱们现在有什么计划 So what's the plan now?
让我猜一下 咱们要去你的安全屋 Let me guess. We're going to your safe house?
是在复仇者大厦里吗 Is it in Avengers Tower?
不是 托尼几年前把大厦卖了 No. Tony sold that. A few years ago.
这可真是令人惋惜 That is so sad on so many levels.
来吧 -Come on. -
-能帮我再拿两个那个吗 -好 -Can I get a couple of those two? -Yeah.
-这两个 -对 -These two right here? -Yeah.
-你想要蓝的还是红的 -红的 You want the blue or the red? Uh, red.
好吧 怎么着 你想怎么样 All right. What is it? What do you want with me?
我得找个地方让你藏起来 保证安全 Look, I gotta find a place to stash you. Safe.
然后我去把衣服拿回来 再把你这烂摊子收拾好 So I can recover the suit and clean your mess.
把我藏起来 我又不是一袋子钱 Stash me? I'm not a bag of money.
你当然不是 一袋子钱还更有用呢 No, you're not. A bag of money'd be useful to me.
下一位 Next.
您好 圣诞节快乐 Hi, how are you? Merry Christmas.
其实我知道一个地方 在十个街区以外 I actually do know a place about 10 blocks away.
一袋子钱能知道地方吗 Would a bag of money know a place?
好吧 Okay.
哪位 - - Y'ello.
你好 我们…我带了披萨 Yes, hey, uh... Hi. Yeah, we're... Uh, I got pizza.
-我带了… -你说什么 -I got pi... Uh-huh. -Huh? What?
-听得见吗 -对 那是… -Hello? -Aha. Mm. Yep. That's...
就是这 Okay.
好吧 这地方虽然没那么安全 但是还凑合吧 Okay, not exactly a fortress, but it'll do, right?
这是我姑妈的家 她去佛罗里达过冬了 It's my aunt's place. She's in Florida for the winter.
帮我拿一下 Hold that for me.
好吧 Right.
家里有猫吗 - Is there cats in here? -Mm.
只有猫毛 -Just cat hair. -
好吧 Okay.
去把伤口处理一下 用这个 还有肥皂和消毒剂 Here. I need you to clean your wounds. Use this. Use soap, this and disinfect it.
我回你公寓去拿衣服 All right. I'm going back to your apartment to get that suit.
然后我就回我孩子那里了 And then I'm going back to my kids.
好的 克林特 你可以去我的公寓 Oh, yes, Clint, you may enter my apartment.
你不需要用我的钥匙吗 Don't you need my keys?
不需要 我能搞定 待在这 把门锁好 Nope. I'm good. Stay here. Lock this door.
队长让所有人退后 Yeah, Captain wants to keep everybody back.
听着还行 All right, sounds good.
正在关店 他们朝那边去了… ...closing up the shop. They headed down...
把那面墙打破 好吗 Go ahead and break up that wall, all right?
纽 约 市 消 防 局
我们检查一下这边 Hey, whoa, whoa! Look over here.
我下来了 Coming down.
上面安全 It's clear up there.
去哪了 Where is it?
纽约市 真人角色扮演
吓死我了 你去哪了 I was so scared. What happened to you?
没事 我从后门走的 Nothing. I went out the back.
-你好 -你好 -Hey. -Hey.
这太疯狂了 That was crazy.
妈妈
爆炸 还有黑市拍卖 An explosion? Some kind of black market auction?
-我得挂了 爱你 -我也爱你 -I gotta go. Love you. -I love you, too.
从什么时候开始 人们把"我爱你"挂在嘴边上了 Since when did everybody start saying, "I love you," to everybody all the time?
那是我妈妈 That was my mom.
从什么时候开始 你变得这么斤斤计较了 Since when did your heart shrink three sizes?
从一个小女孩穿着忍者服 偷走了我的圣诞节开始 When a little girl in a ninja costume stole my Christmas.
怎么了 What?
我这是一举两得 -Multitasking. -Hmm.
一边消肿 Reducing swelling.
一边给披萨狗准备早饭 Thawing out Pizza Dog's breakfast.
狗叫这个名字 Is that the, uh, dog's name?
它没有名字 He doesn't have a name.
更像是它的头衔 It's more of a title of nobility.
比如"三明治伯爵" Like Earl of Sandwich.
你的伤口怎么样 How's your wound?
没事 还有点疼 Uh, all right. It still hurts a little bit.
该死 - -Oh, shit.
-怎么了 -你清洗伤口了吗 -What? -Did you clean it?
洗了 -Yeah. -You did it all wrong.
你没弄好 我来帮你 好吗 Let me fix it. Okay?
-你要把它撕下来 -对 -You're taking it off? -Yeah.
你贴错了 It's on wrong.
我要像撕创可贴一样撕下来 好吗 准备好 一 And I'm just gonna rip it off like a Band-Aid. Okay? -Ready. One. Oh. Oh. -
好了 得先清洗干净 All right. Just gonna clean it up.
万一要是感染了 你这星期就得遭罪了 You don't want this infected, it'll ruin your week.
-其实也没那么严重 -好吧 -Ooh. That's actually not so bad. -Okay.
就是个擦伤 你得垂直贴 It's a deep scratch. Want these perpendicular to it,
伤口得闭合起来 这样才能固定住 you wanna close it. This is helping it cinch.
才能快速愈合 搞定了 So it can mend to each other faster. It's done.
-好 -没事了 -Yeah. Mm-hmm. -All good?
我家怎么样了 So, how's my place?
烧没了 Crispy.
你拿到衣服了吗 Did you get the suit?
没有 No.
但是你有线索了 But you have a lead.
你怎么知道 What makes you say that?
这是什么 What is this?
我要把我记忆中 Oh, I started to describe, um,
穿运动服的长相记下来 what I could remember of the Tracksuits' faces.
圆脸 皮肤很白
看来你没什么艺术细胞 I guess you're not an art major.
好吧 Okay.
我本来想帮你订个酒店 因为不管怎么说 Um, I would offer to buy you a hotel, uh, 'cause from certain angles,
这都是我惹的麻烦 I know this all looks like my fault.
但是我妈把我的信用卡取消了 因为那个钟楼的事 Um, but my mom cancelled my credit cards due to the whole clock tower.
我不需要 That's not necessary.
我等会就走了 孩子 I'm just gonna be another minute, kid.
好吧 谢谢你… Okay. Thank you for...
明天见 I'll, um, see you tomorrow, I guess.
搜索 纽约市角色扮演
天啊 Oh, man.
人们总说 "格瑞尔 你什么时候能换件衣服 " People always like, "Grills, when you gettin' a new costume?
"你的这身打扮太丑了" "Your costume looks pretty bad."
现在怎么样 看见了吗 And how about now? You see me?
你看见我潜行的身影时 一切都为时已晚 When you see me sneakin' and creepin',but it's too late.
你已经死了 这就是忍者之道 You're already dead. Ninja style.
该死 Oh, shit.
爸爸，你在哪儿？
莱拉
把行李收拾好 几个小时以后咱们出发
我这就回去!
我早上就回来 小家伙 I'll be back in the morning, buddy.
你可真乖 You're a good dog.
节日快乐 Have a great holiday!
好了 Okay.
库珀 别玩手机了 Cooper, off your phone.
好 孩子们 Okay, guys.
谢谢你 这是去机场的车 Thank you. This is a car to the airport.
到了机场以后 都听库珀的 Once you get to the airport, Cooper's in charge.
不许买甜甜圈 No donuts, buddy.
什么 为什么要听他的 他就是个笨蛋 What? Why's he in charge? He's an idiot.
我岁数最大 I maybe an idiot, but I got seniority.
到了以后 妈妈会在那边接你们 好吗 When you land, your mom is gonna be waiting there, okay?
是那个忍者的事吗 Is this about the ninja?
不是 和忍者没关系 No, it's not about the ninja.
最重要的是 记住 "别把内特弄丢了" 好吗 Most importantly, remember these words, "Don't lose Nate." Okay?
内特去哪了 Where is Nate?
孩子们 上车吧 Guys, get in the car, please.
内特 快点过来 Nate, come on, buddy.
好了 来吧 Okay. Come on.
来吧 孩子 你吃什么了这么沉 Come on, buddy. What did you eat?
准备好了吗 You ready?
好了 孩子 Okay, buddy.
我爱你 爸爸 I love you, Dad.
我更爱你 I love you more.
上车吧 快点 莱拉 走了 Now get inside, buddy. Come on, Lila, let's go.
这是什么表情 Huh? What's with this face?
你的额头上有道伤 爸爸 You have a cut on your forehead, Dad.
发生什么了 是不是出事了 What's going on? Should we be worried?
没事 这对我来说是家常便饭 不是什么大事 好吗 去吧 No, no. It's nothing. Daddy's got this. It's no big deal. Okay? Come on.
我还真的以为你会回家过圣诞节呢 I really thought you were gonna be home for Christmas.
听我说 我肯定回家过圣诞节 Hey, look at me. I'll be home for Christmas.
-你保证吗 -我保证 -Promise me. Promise? -Yeah, okay.
我刚才说都听库珀的 I said Coop's in charge,
他不行 还是听你的 Hey he's not. You're in charge.
你一直都是最懂事的 照顾好他们 You always have been. Look after these boys.
圣诞快乐 回头见 Merry Christmas. See you soon.
-说话算话 好吗 -我保证 -Keep your word, okay? -I will. I promise.
你们注意安全 好吗 到家给我打电话 我爱你们 -You guys be safe, okay? -Okay. Call me when you get home? I love you.
再见 爸爸 Bye, Dad.
再见 爸爸 别担心 我能搞定 Bye, Dad. Don't worry. I got this.
-库珀 你才搞不定呢 -爱你 Cooper, you do not got this. Love you!
纽约市警察局正在调查一宗重案 A major NYPD investigation is underway.
纽约市的名流阿曼德·杜凯恩 昨晚在他的住所被发现遇害 New York socialite Armand Ducane was found dead in his home last night.
目击者称见到一神秘人物逃离现场 Witnesses saw a mysterious figure leaving the scene.
但是… But that's...
-对 -人物描述吻合 -Yeah. -The description matches
昨晚拍卖会抢劫案中的蒙面刺客 the masked assailant from last night's auction robbery.
这两起事件让警方怀疑 These two events have officials wondering
浪人是否真的回到了纽约 if indeed, the Ronin has returned to New York City,
他是否杀害了阿曼德·杜凯恩 if he may be responsible for Armand Ducane's death,
以及他接下来有何企图 and what he may do next.
天啊 等等 他们以为我是那个 Wait. Wait, they think I... Oh, my God.They think I'm that...
-蒙面刺客 -这才不到24小时 vigilante? It's been less than 24 hours,
你就已经上两次新闻了 真厉害 you've been on the news twice. Impressive.
我跟你说过那件衣服会惹麻烦 Told you that suit was bad news.
克林特 我得走了 Clint, I gotta go.
不行 你现在绝对不能走 Uh, no, no, no. That is, uh, the last thing you need to do, actually.
别忘了那些运动服的家伙 昨天两次想要你的命 Let's not forget the Tracksuit guys trying to kill you twice yesterday.
我得去找到那件衣服 在此之前 你哪也不能去 I'm going to find this suit, and until I do, you're gonna stay put.
外面显然不安全 It's not safe, obviously.
我不去上班才不安全 Not showing up at work is not safe.
我妈已经很焦虑了 My mom is already high strung.
不过她居然没打电话找我 Surprised she hasn't called me already.
哪也别去 拜托 Just stay put, please.
就算我在这待着 她也一样会来找我 Look, if I stay put, she's just gonna come and find me, anyway.
她是开安保公司的 那肯定是我能去的最安全的地方了 She owns a security company. It's literally the safest place I can go.
不行 反正你不听我的 是不是 Yeah, no. You're just not gonna listen to me, are you?
我想听 但是我也没办法 I want to, but no.
去换衣服吧 Go get changed.
这打扮太蠢了 You look silly.
好吧 我去看看她有什么衣服 All right, I'll go see what else she has.
我快迟到了 都赖你 I'm gonna be late, thanks to you.
没有我你早没命了 You're gonna be alive 'cause of me.
老兄 给你 Hey, man, here you go.
好吧 -All right. -Oh.
真是绅士啊 走在外侧 不错 Being a gentleman, walking on the outside. That's nice.
不 只有这样我才能听见你说话 No, no, it's just so I can hear you.
我要说清楚 不是我想走这边 And to be clear, not 'cause I want to,
是我必须得走这边 -just 'cause I need to. -Oh.
怎么回事 What happened?
一言难尽 Uh, too hard to tell.
妈妈 他是超级英雄 Mommy, Mommy, a superhero.
史蒂夫 要去打个招呼吗 Wow, Stevie, you wanna say hi?
来吧 孩子 Come on, kid!
小旅行家 Puny tourist.
-看 那个是你 -不是 -Hey, look, that one's you. -No.
那是凯特尼斯·伊芙狄恩 走吧 That's Katniss Everdeen. Let's go.
你的问题在于人设 Your problem is branding.
不 我的问题是你 No, my problem is you.
还有这件忍者服 And this ninja suit,
还有那些因为这件衣服 要杀了你的人 and the people trying to kill you 'cause of it.
我今天必须要解决这些问题 The whole thing is a problem that I'm going to solve today,
这样我才能回去和家人团聚 so I can go home to my family.
不 就是人设的问题 No, it's branding.
你的问题在于你太低调了 这种人设没什么卖点 Your whole thing is that you're low-key. It's a very hard brand to sell.
我本来也没想卖什么人设 Well, I'm not really trying to sell anything.
这个形象确实让你显得很酷 Right it technically make you cooler,
但是自从复仇者联盟出现后 发生了那么多可怕的事 but I think all this scary stuff that's happened since the Avengers appeared,
人们不喜欢那种愤世嫉俗的冷酷形象了 people don't want that cynical, cool thing anymore.
他们要的是真诚 They want sincerity.
-是吗 -不是一脸苦大仇深 -That right? -Not self-seriousness,
而是那种真情流露 but a heart-on-your-sleeve sincerity.
我知道了 I see.
你太内敛了 你的防备心太强 You are very contained. Keep your cards close to your vest,
就像穿了16层防弹装甲一样 which you wear over a suit of armor and, like, 16 other layers of self-protection.
而你的内心隐藏得太深 All of which, under, finally, is your heart.
让人一点都感受不到 So, not exactly on your sleeve.
再说一遍 我没想卖什么人设 Again, not really trying to sell anything.
好吧 但是你就是这样的 But you do, anyway.
好吧 凯特 那你说我能给人们什么 Yeah, okay, Kate. Um, what am I selling, then, huh?
肯定不是万圣节服装或架子上的玩具 It's certainly not Halloween costumes or toys off the shelf.
激励 克林特 Inspiration, Clint.
我到办公室了 下班以后咱们在安全屋见 The office is here. Shall we meet at the safehouse after work?
如果今天的计划顺利 You know,Uh, if all goes as planned today,
这就是咱俩最后一次见面了 Kate,this is probably gonna be the last time we see each other.
你教会我的唯一一个东西是怎么甩掉追踪者 这还是我早就知道的 Look,the only thing you've taught me is how to lose a tail and I almost already knew that.
好吧 我还教给你如何包扎伤口了 Right, maybe I taught you how to bandage a wound.
-这得算吧 -那特殊弓箭呢 -How's that? -But what about trick arrows?
没有什么特殊弓箭 凯特 There are no trick arrows, Kate.
把你的手机号输一下 仅限紧急情况 Here, put your phone number in here. For emergencies only.
进去吧 注意安全 Just go inside. Stay safe.
-我拨一下 这样我就可以… -明白 -Just lettin' it ring, so I have... -Gotcha.
有你的号码 ...your number.
仅限紧急情况 否则我就把你拉黑删除了 Emergencies only, or I'll block and delete you.
那就再见了 Um, this is goodbye.
-好吧 -很好 圣诞快乐 -Okay. -Great. Merry Christmas.
-好吧 -就这样 -All right. -Okay?
好 晚点联系 Cool. Call you later.
不 别联系了 No, please don't.
我有你的号码 I got your number.
这样应该可以 我们可以先加到日程里… That'll work. We can put it in her calendar for now and...
毕肖普安保公司
我一会就回来 Hey. Back in a sec, D.
-你好 凯特 不行 -早上好 -Oh. Hi, Kate. Nope. Oh,you know.No -Good morning.
抱歉 我知道 你不用说… I'm sorry. I know. Before you say it...
凯蒂 Katy.
早上好 Good morning.
是凯特 Kate.
请节哀 我在新闻里看到了 Sorry for your loss. I, um, saw it on the news.
谢谢你 凯特 谢谢你的安慰 Thank you, Kate. That's very sweet of you.
他对我非常重要 He was very dear to me.
肯定很难接受吧 Must've come as quite a shock.
是啊 It did.
确实如此 It did, indeed.
你们俩肯定很亲密 You two were probably really close.
我们的关系很特别 Well, we had a special relationship.
那他的遗产呢 What about the inheritance?
凯特 你穿的什么衣服 Kate, what are you wearing?
这是… Oh, this, it's, um...
朋友的衣服 我借着穿的 A friend's. I just borrowing it.
我怎么听说你的公寓昨天晚上着火了 What's this I hear about a fire in your apartment last night?
说来话长 咱们能聊聊吗 I can explain. Can we talk?
没有外人 Without the interloper?
-拜托 -没事 她对我有敌意 -Please. -No, no, it makes perfect sense
这很正常 that she would be hostile.
她可能觉得我取代了她的位置 She likely feels displaced by me,
她在考验咱们的感情 and she's testing our new dynamic.
她既想得到我的认可 又想划清界限 She both desires my approval, yet wants to set firm boundaries.
她甚至觉得我威胁她的地位了 不过你知道吗 She feels threatened by me, and you know what?
我完全能理解 I can understand why.
我买了本书 关于如何扮演继父的角色 I bought a book. About being a stepdad.
这钱花得值 杰克 Money well spent, Jack.
凯特 Kate,
今晚杰克下厨 你来一起吃饭吧 Jack's cooking dinner. Why don't you join us?
好 Fine.
只有一个条件 On one condition.
什么条件 What's that?
由我来决定晚餐时的话题 I come up with the conversation topics.
纽约市真人角色扮演
和我们一起战斗吧
报名处
-你好 -你好 -Hi. -Hey.
找到你了 Ah, there you are.
嘿 别在这东张西望 Uh, Hey. There's no looky-loos.
我不是来找麻烦的 Uh, I'm not trying to cause any trouble here.
我就是想找那个忍者聊聊 就那个 I just wanna talk to that ninja, right there?
他偷了那件衣服 Stole that suit.
所以我得找他谈谈 So, I'd like to talk to him.
那就等扮演活动结束后 你再找他吧 So, you can take that up with him when the LARP is over.
真人角色扮演 这个活动 The Live Action Role Play. This, you know... This whole thing.
-等等 什么时候结束 -半夜 -Wait, when is it over? -Midnight.
那可不行 我只需要几分钟… Yeah, that's not gonna work. It's just gonna take a couple minutes...
嘿 Uh... Hey.
听着 我知道你是谁 Look, I know who you are,
但是这里的大多数人都是消防员和警察 but most of those folks out there are firefighters and cops.
如果你坏了规矩 小心吃不了兜着走 And if you break the rules, it's gonna get real messy.
什么规矩 What are the rules?
真人角色扮演手册
-姓名 -不必了 谢谢 -Name? -Uh, yeah, no, thank you.
邮箱 Email?
保密 That's classified.
-职务 单位 -好吧 -Title? Organization? -All right, yeah.
我就直接签名吧 然后好戏就该上演了 Let me just sign it, and, uh, we'll get this show on the road.
你的卷轴上有你这个角色的任务 So, your scroll details your character's mission.
-好 -新手只能被豁免攻击一次 -Right. -Beginners only get one free hit.
如果被击中躯干 你就死了 If you get hit in the torso, it's fatal.
-这么暴力 -看看别人是怎么做的就知道了 -So violent. -Just watch what other people are doing.
祝你玩得开心 And have fun.
这是干什么用的 What do you do with this?
这是你的行为守则 That's what you live by.
-好的 谢谢 -等等 你的装备 -Okay. Thank you. -Wait, wait, wait, your armaments.
头盔 Helmet.
非戴不可吗 I mean, do I ... do I have to?
天啊 Goodness!
我是个维京人 我真的是个维京人 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm a Viking. I'm really a Viking.
随你便 I don't care.
等等 你不是鹰眼吗 Wait a minute. Aren't you Hawkeye?
我不是来闹事的 好吗 I'm not trying to cause a scene here, all right?
我尊重 Out of respect
你们这些破玩意 但是我快失去耐心了 to whatever the hell this is, but I'm plumb out of patience.
你有两个选择 So you got two choices, you understand?
我可以拿这把假剑 I could take this pretend-sword
假装把你砍死 然后我把你的衣服拿走 and you pretend to die and I take that suit,
我也可以真的揍你一顿 or I'm gonna real punch you
你会真的满地找牙 然后我把你的衣服拿走 and you're gonna real fall down and I'm gonna take that suit.
要不让我杀了你吧 Just let me kill you.
然后我把衣服给你 And I'll give you the suit.
-不行 -拜托 老兄 -No. -Come on, man.
你在现实生活里就是超级英雄 You're a superhero in real life.
这可是我离成为超级英雄最近的一次 This is as close as I'm ever gonna get to being one.
配合我一下 让我杀了你 Just work with me. Let me kill you.
我可是和灭霸交过手的人 And I fought Thanos.
-好吧 -太好了 -Okay. -All right, cool.
-快点 -好 -Just make it quick. -Yeah.
什么 不行 你得入戏 咱们得像真的决斗一样 What? No, you gotta make it look real. We gotta have trial by combat.
克林特·巴顿
想我了吗
不要假装和朋友在忙正事
咱们都知道你没什么朋友
未知来电
好吧 我可能说的有点过分 但是看来还挺有用的 Okay, so, I was kinda mean, but I think it worked.
凯特·毕肖普 Kate Bishop?
你是哪位 Uh, depends who's asking.
我是纽约市警察局的卡德尔探员 This is Detective Caudle of the New York Police Department asking.
你有什么事 Then it depends what you're asking.
你是凯特·毕肖普吗 I'm asking if this is Kate Bishop.
是的 Yeah, it is.
毕肖普小姐 你能来警局和我们聊一下吗 Miss Bishop, can you come down to the station for a quick chat?
我不太清楚你们的规矩 Uh, I'm... I'm sort of unclear what the rules are here.
我能问问有什么事吗 Am I, um, able to ask what this is regarding?
你知道昨天晚上你的公寓着火了吗 Are you aware there was a fire in your apartment last night?
知道 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
当然知道 Totally, totally.
你听起来一点都不难过 -Well you don't seem too upset about it.
我没在家 所以谢天谢地 我没事 Well, I wasn't home, so, thankfully, uh, I'm... I'm fine.
你能告诉我昨天晚上你去哪了吗 Mind telling me where you were last night?
我… Yeah. I, um...
我现在正在上班 I'm...I'm actually at work right now.
明天早上上班前可以吗 How about tomorrow morning before work?
没问题 明天见 That'd be great. See... See you tomorrow.
欢迎各位 Welcome!
现在你必须得喝下 - -Now, you must drink
这瓶仪式的药水 the ritualistic potion.
-这是个瓶子 -好吧 不用了 谢谢 -It is a bottle. -Right, I'm good, thank you.
咱们要不然…直接开始吧 Can we just please... Let's get on with this.
这么做可没好处 Uh-oh. You're not gonna reap the benefits.
-他没喝药水 -他在想什么 -He didn't drink the potion? -What is he thinking?
衣服归赢家 Winner takes the suit.
开始 Proceed!
来啊 Come on.
铛 Cling.
铛 Cling. Cling.
铛 Cling.
你在干什么 What you doin'?
让打斗更加真实 I'm trying to sell it. You gotta make it real.
-你得让大家信服 -赶紧杀了我 -They gotta believe it. -Just kill me.
你准备好了 You ready?
我准备好了 杀了我 I'm begging you. Kill me.
太棒了 Yes! Yes! Yes!
胜利者 Winner!
-是深谷山脉 -太棒了 For Mount Deepdale! Huzzah! -Yes!
-太好了 -现在 我们要把尸体烧掉 -Yes! -And now, we burn the corpse!
把尸体烧掉 Burn the corpse!
韦斯特兰尊贵的市长大人 谢谢你 -Oh. -Noble Mayor of Westland. Thank you.
我的事迹将在我的族人之间流芳千古 I shall be regaling my countrymen with this tale for many years to come.
叫我克林特就行了 You can call me Clint.
我能叫你克林特 I... I can call you Clint?
是啊 Yeah.
-帮我把这个拿到前台去吧 -好 -You could take this to the front desk. -Yeah.
但是他们可不能收我的钱 -Can't have that on my credit card.
-不行 他们要收费的 -好吧 -Nah, they will charge you.Yeah.
不过 说真的 谢谢你 我欠你个人情 No, but, seriously, thank you. I owe you one.
这是我一生中最幸福的一天 This has been, like, the best day of my life.
我可没有同感 I can't say the same.
拜托 你也玩得很开心 是不是 I mean, come on. You did have fun, right?
挺好玩的 I'm glad I did it.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
你也是 克林特 You, too, Clint.
-保重 -我叫格瑞尔 -Take care. -Oh! I'm... I'm... I'm Grills.
见到你很高兴 格瑞尔 Nice to meet you, Grills.
-糖霜在哪 -别在我屋里捣乱 Where's the frosting? Don't mess up my house.
亲爱的 Hi, hon.
我赶不上飞机了 I'm not gonna make my flight.
没关系的 有航空险 That's all right. That's what, uh, flight insurance is for.
更衣室
糖霜总是不够用 There's never enough frosting.
很严重吗 How bad is it?
还需要一天吧 One more day, I think.
那件惹事的衣服怎么样了 How's the problematic wardrobe?
拿到了 Yeah, safe.
保险起见 我得带着它 I need to hang on it for insurance.
至少等我 At least, until I
解决了那些运动服朋友再说 clear things up with the old Tracksuit friends.
天啊 又是那些白痴 Jesus, not those idiots.
对 那些白痴 Yeah, those idiots.
我不确定会怎么样 I'm not sure how high it goes up,
所以我只能多待一段时间 so I just gotta stick around a bit longer.
我和莱拉保证了回去过圣诞节 I promised... I promised Lila I'd be there for Christmas.
那你还有五天时间兑现承诺 Well, then you have five days to keep that promise.
是的 Yeah.
我要错过和大家一起搭建姜饼屋了 I'm missing out on, uh, gingerbread house construction.
没事的 反正你也只会帮倒忙 你打算怎么办 Nah, it's okay. You'd have slowed us down. What's the play?
引蛇出洞 -A little catch release.
很好 -Nice.
娜塔莎的经典招数 One of Nat's old moves.
-小心点 -好的 -Be careful. -Yeah.
给我发点照片 让我看看他们在折腾什么 Send me pictures. I wanna see the disaster.
我该去自投罗网了 Time to get myself caught.
你们快点 赶紧弄完 You guys, come on. We gotta finish!
真好吃 杰克 谢谢你 That was delicious, Jack. Thank you.
你喜欢吃 我很开心 -I'm so glad you liked it. -Mmm.
做好烩饭的秘诀在于 The secret to a good risotto is to
搅拌 agitate it.
就这一点 Just enough.
剩下的就是耐心和专注了 And then it's just down to patience and attention.
你又会做饭 又细心 还有钱 You cook, you're attentive, you're wealthy.
好得都有点不真实了 You're almost too good to be true.
我向你保证 也没那么好 I assure you, I am not.
听说你是个剑迷 杰克 你会击剑吗 So, it seems you're quite the sword aficionado, Jack. Do you fence?
玩玩还行 I dabble.
那你是玩花剑 佩剑还是重剑 Would you say you're more an épée, foil, or sabre man?
懂得不少啊 小姑娘 You know your stuff, little lady.
我可拿过两次州冠军 I was a two-time state champion.
我擅长冷兵器格斗 Good with all the outdated weapons.
所以如果有人在背后捅刀子 我能意识到 Made me pretty aware of when someone is trying to stab you in the back.
行了 你们俩都已经证明对剑的了解了 Okay, I think you've both proven that you know what swords are.
-咱们能换个话题吗 -但是亲爱的 -Can we move on now? -Oh, but, dear,
我觉得有共同语言能更好地磨合关系 I think a common interest is very fertile ground for bonding.
我也是这么想的 That's exactly what I was thinking.
磨合 -Bonding. -Mm.
-要不咱们切磋一下 -拜托 别这样 -What do you say we break out these bad boys. -Please, let's not.
这礼拜的破事已经够多的了 We've had enough drama this week.
是啊 Yeah.
也许你妈妈说得对 You know, perhaps... perhaps your mother is right.
来嘛 怕什么 你有多余的击剑装备 Oh, come on, why not? You've got some spare fencing gear.
-我说不过她 -她就说了"怕什么" -I'm convinced. -All she said was, "Why not?"
怎么就说不过了 你都没开始说 That's not a convincing argument. That's not an argument at all.
所以呢… And yet...
我去拿我的装备 I'm gonna go get my stuff.
怎么了 What?
多好玩啊 This'll be fun.
亲爱的 小心点 Honey, be careful.
我什么时候不小心了 When am I not careful?
我是对杰克说的 I was talking to Jack.
实力不错啊 Wow. You are good.
别放水 杰克 Don't let me win, Jack.
当然不会 再来 I wouldn't. Go again?
又打到我了 真厉害 Oh! Caught me again. Wow, you are good.
凯特 我不想让未婚夫变成残废 拜托 Kate, I prefer a fiancé with four limbs, please.
别放水了 Stop letting me win.
我没有 真的 I... I'm not. Honest. I mean,
你可是两次州冠军啊 -two-time state champ, right? -
你在掩饰什么 杰克 What are you hiding, Jack?
我没掩饰 我一向很坦率 Nothing. I'm an open book.
是不是 亲爱的 Right, darling?
凯特 Kate!
你到底要干吗 What is wrong with you?
他在说谎 He's lying.
说实话 我确实让着你呢 To be fair, I did downplay my skill
然后撒谎说没有 and repeatedly lie about it.
她想要刺你的脸 She tried to stab in your face .
不 我知道他能挡开 我是想要 No, I knew he would parry. What I was trying to do was
证明他在说谎 看来我猜得一点没错 prove that he is lying, which I successfully did.
我去换衣服了 I'm gonna go change.
我真没想到你会这样 I cannot believe you.
杰克在掩饰什么 妈妈 Jack is hiding something, Mom.
你不觉得有点奇怪吗 他叔叔威胁你 Don't you think it's a little strange that the same night his uncle threatens you,
然后当晚就死于剑伤 -he ends up murdered by sword? -
每年纽约有多少人被剑杀死 How many people get murdered by sword each year in New York?
我觉得是零 I'm gonna go ahead and guess zero.
凯特 你为我担心我很欣慰 Kate, it's sweet that you're worried,
但是记住 我是你妈妈 保护你是我的责任 but just remember I'm the mom. It's my job to protect you.
-我已经不是小孩了 -你也不是什么超级英雄 -I'm not a kid anymore. -You're not a superhero either.
听着 发生在阿曼德身上的事很可怕 但是警察会处理的 Hey. What happened to Armand is terrible, but the police will handle it.
我不想你再去掺合了 I don't want you doing any more snooping.
你会受伤的 我说的可不是 膝盖擦伤那么简单 凯特 You could get really hurt, and we're not talking scrapes on the knee anymore, Kate.
妈妈 还有别的呢 有忍者服 还有街头黑帮 Mom, there was more. There was a ninja suit and a street gang.
-燃烧的酒瓶 -街头黑帮 -Molotov cocktails... -Street gang?
忍者 燃烧的酒瓶又是怎么回事 Ninjas? What exactly is in a Molotov cocktail, anyway?
你到喝酒的年龄了吗 Are you... Are you old enough to drink?
凯特 一切都会没事的 - -Kate, everything will be okay.
我会因为生活的不确定性感到害怕 Okay, I get being scared at the uncertainty of what comes next in life,
但是你的生活可没什么不确定的 but we know what comes next for you.
你会毕业 秋天的时候 你就会开始好好地在毕肖普安保公司工作 You'll graduate, and in the fall, you'll start working at Bishop Security for real.
-像我们计划的一样 -像你计划的一样 -Like we've always planned. -Like you've always planned.
凯特 脚踏实地一步一步来 Kate, just put one foot in front of the other,
几年以后 你会满意的 我保证 and in a few years, you'll look up, and I promise,
你会对你的生活满意的 我保证 you will be happy where you are. I promise.
好吗 能不能把这些事情都忘掉 Okay? Can we just put all this behind us?
亲爱的 好吗 你要不要 Hon? Okay? Why don't you start
先和杰克道个歉 by apologizing to Jack?
抱歉逼你说实话 Sorry for scaring you into telling the truth.
这姑娘可真是伶牙俐齿啊 Smart as a whip, this one, huh?
要不要喝一杯 亲爱的 Would you like a drink, darling?
-你没事吧 -我没事 -Are you okay? -I'm fine, I'm fine.
这也不是第一次有人想要我的命了 It's not the first time somebody tried to take my head off.
吃块糖 Butterscotch?
凯特 怎么了 Kate. What's wrong?
没事 我挺好的 Nothing. No, I'm fine.
我就是突然想起来有点事 Hmm...I, uh, just remembered what time it is.
-工作上的事 -如果是工作问题 我可是老板 -It's a work thing. -Kate,if it's for work, I'm your boss.
我能帮你解决 怎么了 I'm pretty sure I can get you out of it. What's going on?
没事 一切都很好 我晚点联系你 Uh, nothing. Everything's fine. I...I'm gonna call you later.
好的 爱你 Uh, okay. Love you!
来吧 各位 Come on, guys.
咱们来做个了断 Let's just get this over with.
怎么了 哥们 What's up, bro?
你们好 被你们发现了 Hello, boys. You found me.
冷静 老兄 Hey, easy, bro.
鹰眼 你要去什么地方吗 Hey, Hawkeye, you have some place to be?
可能你得迟到了 -You gonna be a little late! -
-来啊 -冷静 -Come on. -Easy, easy.
-来啊 -她要抓活的 -Come on. -She wants him alive.
当心 - -Careful now.
走 Go!
各位 我能看见外面 Guys, I can see through the bag.
伊万 这也太简单了吧 Ivan, that was easy, eh?
-去哪 -去第四大道 -Where to? -Hi, goin' to Fourth and B.
知道了 You got it.
克林特 是我 我有重大线索 Clint, uh, hi, it's me. I, uh, I have a crazy clue
得赶紧告诉你 有好几条线索 to tell you about. ''Clues.'' Plural.
给我回电话 好吗 再见 Um, so, yeah, call me back, okay? Bye.
要再试一次吗 我得再试一次 必须再试一次 Should I try again? I should try again. I'mma try again.
虽然这么频繁打电话不好 You know sometimes back-to-back calls isn't the right move.
但是情况紧急 In this case, it was.
抱歉 克林特·巴顿 现在不能接你的电话 I'm sorry, Clint Barton can't take your call right now.
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先生 拜托您开快一些 Sir, I'm gonna need you to speed up. Please.
我就是说啊 你花了那么多时间去学习个技能 I'm just saying, you spend so much time devoted to learning a skill,
你可以去做自由职业者啊 you might as well freelance, you know?
醒醒 哥们 Wakey-wakey, bro.
这地方还挺不错 It's a nice place you got here.
一点都不阴森恐怖 Not creepy at all.
你在开玩笑 Hey, hey, hey, hey. You kid.
我知道你在开玩笑 别这样 好吗 I know you kid. So, don't kid, okay?
现在想找个地方越来越难了 Because it was getting very hard to find place.
现在所有的仓库都改成公寓了 Now, all the warehouses are being converted into lofts,
上哪找更合适的地方 so how can I get something better?
拜托 兄弟 Come on, bro.
他在嘲讽我们 -But he's criticizing.
各位 我不是你们以为的那个人 好吗 Uh, look, guys, I'm not who you think I am. Okay?
你不是鹰眼 So, you are not Hawkeye?
好吧… Well, I...
我就是你们认为的那个人 I guess I am who you think I am.
但是我不是你们要找的那个人 Uh, I'm not the guy you're looking for.
凯特·毕肖普 Kate Bishop.
我不是凯特·毕肖普 Not Kate Bishop.
凯特·毕肖普是男的 Kate Bishop is guy, bro.
凯特·毕肖普不是男的 Kate Bishop is not guy.
凯特·毕肖普是乔装打扮的男的 Kate Bishop is guy in costume.
我能和你们的老板谈谈吗 跟你们就是对牛弹琴 Can I speak to your manager? This is like talking to furniture.
我是来找你们老板的 I came here to talk to your boss.
可以吗 Is that possible?
我可是尽量有话好好说 I'm trying to be civil here.
有话好好说 我们可是绑架了你 明白吗 Civil? We kidnapped you, rozumiesz?
你现在是我们的人质 明白吗 -You are our hostage now, rozumiesz to? -
额 Well...
好吧 If you like.
那人是老板吗 我要和你们的老板对话 Is that him there? I really like to speak to your boss.
-这就是我来的原因 -嘿 -It's why I came. -Hey.
看着我 我可是在审讯你 Look at me, okay? Because I'm interrogating you right now.
-老兄 -我们是在审讯你 -Bro. -We are now interrogating you,
-老实看着我们 -你是值班经理 -so look at us. -You're the shift manager?
凯特·毕肖普在哪 Where is Kate Bishop?
我都不认识她 我不知道 I've never met her. I have no idea.
快说 凯特·毕肖普在哪 -Come on! Where is Kate Bishop? -
你们到底在说谁 Who are you talking about?
哥们 我找到她了 Bro, I found her.
天啊 Oh, my God.
没想到需要带枪啊 Oh, wow. Didn't realize we were supposed to bring guns.
这样就行了 There you go.
别担心 你不会掉下去的 Don't worry, you will not fell off.
-这样就行了 -很结实 -You got it. -It's strong.
谢谢 Thank you.
看你干的好事 Look what you did.
我就是想帮个忙 好吗 I was just trying to help, okay?
-别说话 -嗯… -Don't talk. -Well...
你们有麻烦了 哥们 Uh-oh. You're in trouble now, bro.
我们抓住他们俩了 We have them both.
我们抓住他们了… We have them...