有权势的人应该承担 什么样的社会责任 What is the responsibility of those with power?
他们只要不滥用自己的权势 就行了吗 Do they merely have an obligation to refrain from the misuse of that power?
还是他们也同时有义务 保护平民百姓呢 Or do they have a duty to protect those without it?
连续两个反问 Two rhetorical questions.
被告利用其无限的 政治资源和金钱资源 The defendant used their limitless resources,
以牺牲公共安全为代价牟取经济利益 political and monetary, for financial gain at the expense of public safety,
-造成了无辜大众的生命损失 -太啰嗦了 - causing the deaths of innocent people. - It's so wordy.
他们这样做是因为 他们坚信不会被追究责任 They did this because they believed they would not be held accountable.
他们坚信权力是他们的保护伞 让他们免于承担后果 That their power shielded them from very real consequences.
但是今天 各位陪审员 你们可以证明他们是错的 But today, you, the jury, can prove that's not the case.
多一点微笑 More smiles.
让他们明白他们会被追究责任 Show them that they will be held accountable,
因为能力越大 because those with the most power
责任就越大 have the most to answer for.
然后 你胜诉了 And you win the case.
而你根本没发挥什么作用 And you are not helpful here at all.
我觉得让我来说更有保证 This is gonna land better coming from me.
我们有足够的时间来调换 让我来做结案陈词 Plenty of time to switch things up and let me do the closing.
丹尼斯 我告诉你 如果我杀了你 Dennis, you don't know but I will kill you
珍妮佛是不会告我的 所以我可以逍遥法外 and Jen won't prosecute. So I will get away with it.
因为这是利益冲突 我可没有纵容谋杀 再见 丹尼斯 It's a conflict of interest. I don't condone murder. Bye, Dennis.
律师助理的话这么重要吗 You're gonna listen to a paralegal over a lawyer?
是啊 Yeah.
-太不专业了 -真是太棒了 -This is unprofessional. -That was so good.
-你太棒了 -真的吗 -It was so good. -Seriously?
你在结案陈词里强调公民义务的时候 How you used the weight of civic duty during your closing argument?
我差点哭出来 I almost cried during parts of it.
现在用你标志性的霸气表情收尾就行了 Now top it off with a savage Jen Walters look.
什么 我可没什么标志性的霸气表情 What? I don't have a savage Jen Walters look.
就是现在的表情 There it is.
-完美 -好吧 真的吗 -That was perfect. -Okay. Really?
-你真这么觉得 -是啊 真的 - Do you think so? - Yes. Come on.
真的不错 太棒了 It's amazing. It's so great.
珍妮佛 这就是指名让你 去对付古利库霍律师所的原因 Jen, there is a reason why you were handpicked to go against GLK and H, okay?
你简直是力挽狂澜 太厉害了 The leveling up is happening. This is good.
我的天才小宝贝 早晚会当上地方检察官的 My little genius is gonna be a district attorney one day.
也许吧 但是现在我只想 Ah, maybe one day, but right now I just need to
-专心把这个案子拿下 -没问题的 -stick the landing on this case. -You will.
大不了你就变身浩克 And if it doesn't go our way, you can just Hulk out?
然后吓死他们 Blow everyone's minds?
就算我变身了 也得遵纪守法 Well, the only Hulking out I'm gonna do is in the legal sense.
没必要吧 珍妮佛 Oh, no, Jen.
-没必要 -没那个必要 珍妮佛 - No? - No, that's not funny, Jen.
-私下说说 没事的 -好 -I only tell it to you. -Yeah.
等我一下 One sec.
说到这个 没错 我是女浩克 Yeah, about that. Um, it's true. I am a Hulk.
我知道你们得弄清楚 事情的来龙去脉 Uh, and I'm guessing you won't be able to
才能看得下去这部欢乐律政剧 focus on this fun lawyer show until you know all about that.
所以我来给你们飞快地补补课吧 So, let me get you up to speed.
几个月前 我和表哥布鲁斯 一起去公路旅行 A few months ago, I went on a road trip with my cousin Bruce.
几个月前
对 然后就成功了 我的手臂开始恢复了 Yeah, and it worked. I mean, my arm started to heal.
-谁都没想到… -对 就是那个布鲁斯 - No one thought it was... - Yes, that Bruce.
全都要归功于 这个让我保持人形的小装置 It's all because I made this little device which keeps me in human form.
我就问了句“最近怎么样” 没想到回答居然这么长 That was the longest answer to "what've you been up to" I've ever heard.
你问我 我就告诉你嘛 Well, you asked me, so I answered.
这是什么 What's up with this?
-奇多和筷子 -对 -Cheetos and chopsticks? -Yes.
这样就不会沾在手上了 So you don't get Cheetos fingers.
-天啊 这招不错 -家里的天才可不止你一个 -My God. That's really smart. -You're not the only genius in the family.
当然 还有切德 No, there's also Ched.
好吧 继续刚才的话题 关于我的推理 Okay. So, back to what I was saying before, my theory.
天啊 -Oh, God. -Um,
史蒂夫·罗杰斯在入伍之前还是单身 Steve Rogers did not have a girlfriend before he went into the service.
-谁说的 -历史频道说的 -Says who? -The History Channel.
然后他成为了美国队长 So, he becomes Captain America.
从此之后就成为了美国的象征 And from that moment on, a symbol of America,
他一直在前线奋战 成了战斗英雄 he is rushed to the frontlines, he becomes a war hero.
-然后被冻在了冰里 -对 -Then he is frozen in ice. -Right.
所以根据你提供的信息 So, based on everything you've told me,
他被解冻之后 不是在这里拯救世界 after he gets unfrozen, he goes from world-threatening disaster
就是在那里拯救世界 to world-threatening disaster.
那时他还没成为逃犯呢 对吧 That's when he's not a fugitive from the law, right?
所以看来他非常忙碌 So it seems like he was pretty, pretty busy.
你就是把我给你讲过的 All you're doing is repeating everything
关于我朋友兼同事的那些事 又重复了一遍 that I've told you about my friend and colleague.
-显然 美国队长是个处男 -小心 -Obviously, Captain America was a virgin. -Look out!
布鲁斯 Bruce.
好了 Okay.
不 珍妮佛 我在流血 No, Jen. Jen, I'm bleeding.
那个抑制器 The inhibitor.
珍妮佛 离我远点 我在流血 Jen, get away from me. I'm bleeding.
离我远点 Get away.
完美酒吧
姐妹 你怎么了 Girl, what happened to you?
谁把你弄成这样的 Who did this to you?
你没事吧 Are you okay?
我客观地说 把你弄成这样的人 绝对没有在乎过你 No judgments. Whoever did this to you does not care about you.
你根本不需要他 或者她 或者他们 You do not need him. Or her. Or them.
你得穿鞋 这可是公共厕所 You need shoes. This is a public bathroom.
对 我这有 这个给你 Right. I got some here. Take these. Right there.
穿上吧 Put this on.
谢谢你们 我稍微收拾一下就行 Oh, thank you. But I just need to get cleaned up.
你们就不用给我化妆了 No need to put makeup on me.
-当然得化妆 -你有地方去吗 -Yes, you do. -Do you have anywhere to go?
我得给我表哥打电话 让他来接我 谁能借我手机用一下吗 I have to call my cousin to get me. Can I borrow somebody's phone?
当然 给你 Here. Sure. Here you go.
-好了 我们走吧 -女士之夜太差劲了 - All right, we're out. - Ladies' night was a bust.
-路上慢点 哥们 -咱们去哪 - Take care, guys. - Where we goin', fellas?
-我不知道 钥匙在他那 -嘿 - I don't know. He has the keys. - Hey.
你好吗 What's up?
-你怎么样 -挺好的 谢谢 -How you doin'? -Fine. Thank you.
你有伴吗 You with anyone?
-我在等人接我 -你叫什么 -I'm waiting for my ride. -What's your name?
-我男朋友应该快到了 -来吧 你要去哪 - I think my boyfriend's coming. - Oh, come on. Where you going?
我们陪你吧 Let us keep you company.
我们没什么恶意 Hey, we're just being friendly.
-对啊 你要去哪啊 -怎么 我们不配跟你聊天吗 -Yeah. Where you going? -So what? You too good to talk to us?
有人吗 Hello?
早上好 Good morning.
抱歉 我想着再工作一会 Sorry. I thought I'd get a little work done.
你又变成浩克了 You're Hulk again.
聪明浩克 Smart Hulk.
对 这可不是我自己起的 Yeah. I didn't come up with it.
根本轮不到我们自己选名字 You never have a choice with these names.
这是什么地方 Where are we?
墨西哥 Mexico.
别担心 我和你父母说过了 他们知道我们没事 Don't worry. I talked to your parents. They know we're okay.
烁灭期间我就是在这里 This is where I spent The Blip fixing myself
把浩克和班纳融为一体的 and integrating the Hulk-Banner identities.
在这个海滩小屋实验室 In this tiny beach house lab.
是啊 托尼几年前为我建的 Yeah. Tony built it for me a few years ago.
-托尼·史塔克 -原来如此 -Tony Stark. -Oh, right, right, right.
他开玩笑说这是租给我的 He used to joke that it was a loaner,
说不定哪天他就收回去了 and that one day he'd just swing by and take it back.
你没事吧 You okay?
等等 Wait.
-我们是撞上宇宙飞船了吗 -对 -Did we hit a spaceship? -Yeah.
萨卡八级信使船 Sakaaran Class-Eight courier craft.
应该是来送信的 Probably trying to deliver a message.
我得弄清楚怎么回事 I gotta get to the bottom of that.
当浩克就是这样 总有奇怪的事找上门 You know, weird stuff just kinda finds you when you're a Hulk.
但是首先 我们得解决你的问题 But first, we gotta deal with you.
我 我怎么了 Me? What happened to me?
我变身了 I changed.
听着 Look.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我试图警告你的 I tried to warn you.
我的血液进入你的身体里了 My blood got into your system,
撞车之后 你受到了致命剂量的伽马辐射 and after the wreck, you got a lethal dose of gamma radiation.
致命 Lethal?
我要死了吗 As in I'm gonna die?
不 事情没那么简单 我还没说完呢 No, there is more to it that I'm going to explain.
那你能不能说话 That is not the sentence
-别随便乱停顿啊 布鲁斯 -好吧 - to take a pause on, Bruce! - Okay.
听着 Look. Look.
你我拥有一种罕见的基因组合 You and I, we share a rare combination of genetic factors
让我们的身体能够吸收伽马辐射 that allow us to synthesize gamma radiation
转换成别的东西 into somethin' else.
所以我现在也能变成浩克了吗 So I turn into a Hulk now, too.
我分析了你的血液 I've been analyzing your blood.
看看它是怎么吸收伽玛射线的 And the way it synthesized gamma,
我还用你的血液 完全治愈了我的手臂 I was able to use it to completely heal my arm.
因为我比你更优秀 Because I'm better than you?
只能说不一样 Mmm. It's basically different.
那就是比你优秀 In a better way.
总之我的手臂痊愈了 In conclusion, my arm is healed
现在我终于又完好无缺了 and now I'm able to be my fully integrated self again.
臭屁浩克 Smug Hulk.
聪明浩克 Smart Hulk.
说自己聪明的人都挺臭屁的 Well, it's pretty smug to call yourself smart.
这名字又不是我起的 I didn't come up with it.
你用了 就代表你主观上的认可 You use it. Implied endorsement.
别跟我扯律师那一套 Don't lawyer me.
我已经分析过你的血液样本了… So, now that I've actually analyzed your blood samples...
太夸张了 It's a bit dramatic.
这个如果泄露出去 会非常危险 It's way too dangerous to get out in the world,
虽然机率很低 但是有可能造出另一个浩克来 even if there's only a millionth percent chance that it makes another one of us.
好了 你都已经分析完了 Okay. You've analyzed everything.
该把我治好了 让我回归正常 Now fix me. Get me back to normal.
珍妮佛 这个治不好 Jen, this is not goin' away.
什么意思 What do you mean?
给我也做一个 让你保持布鲁斯模样的小装置呗 Give me that little device thing that you had that kept you as Bruce.
那个装置只是个原型 That device was a prototype.
-只能适用于我… -很好 那给我也弄一个 -It was calibrated to me... -Great. Make me one.
帮我调成适用于我的 For me. Calibrate it to me.
-我做不到 珍妮佛 -不 你可以的 -I can't do it, Jen. -Yes, you can.
珍妮佛 这也是我多年以来的心病 Jen, I have been struggling with this for years.
我能做的就是把我的两个身份合并 The best that I could do was merge my two halves.
再给我点研究时间 也许你也能做到 Give it time in the lab, we could possibly do the same for you.
不 我不想成为浩克 No. No. I don't want to be a Hulk.
天啊 我刚刚拥有自己的办公室 God. I just got my own office.
-珍妮佛 事已至此 -我还有了名片 -This is it. -I have business cards.
你回不去以前的样子了 There is no goin' back to what you were before.
怎么了 Oh, what?
珍妮佛 怎么了 你需要什么 Jen, what is it? What do you need?
我需要… I need...
感觉好点了吗 You feeling better?
听着… Listen...
我知道这些事很难接受 I know this is hard to hear,
但是你现在必须要改变你的生活方式 but you're gonna have to change the way you live your life now.
远离有压力的事情 远离人群以及… Avoid stressful situations, stay away from people and...
我怎么可能远离人群 我要怎么工作 I can't stay away from people. How am I supposed to work?
你不能回去工作 You can't go back to your job.
你必须一直待在这里 直到你能控制体内的浩克为止 You stay here until you figure out how to control your Hulk self.
那大概要多长时间 Well, how long is that gonna take?
在完全接受成为浩克的事实的前提下 This is a multi-year journey you're about to embark on,
大概还需要许多年 on coming to terms with being the Hulk.
我记录了我进化的每一阶段 I traced all of my steps through my evolution.
从来没想过有一天会成为教学大纲 但是现在派上用场了 I never thought that it would end up being a syllabus, but here we are.
希望在我的帮助下 Now, with my help, hopefully,
你的进度能比我的快一点 your progress will go a little bit faster than mine.
你刚才说“许多年” You said "multi-year"?
大概需要15年吧 About 15 years, give or take.
15年 Fifteen years?
最重要的是控制你变身的时机 Our top priority is to control when you turn.
我以为最重要的是防止我变成浩克 I thought the point was to prevent me from turning into a Hulk.
当你处于不良的情绪状态时 就会触发变身 These transformations are triggered by distressed emotional states
所以我们需要知道 导致这种转变的准确阈值 so we need to know the exact threshold that causes it for you.
给我来部皮克斯电影 Ooh! Put on a Pixar movie.
直接放《头脑特工队》里 冰棒跳下车的那段 When Bing Bong jumps out of the wagon in Inside Out.
冰棒 不 Bing Bong. No. No.
别说话了 Stop.
我需要集中注意力 I need to focus.
触发因素是愤怒和恐惧 The triggers are anger and fear.
难道这些不是我们女性 每天都要面对的吗 Those are, like, the baseline of any woman just existing.
好吧 试试这个 All right. Let's try this.
布鲁斯 Bruce.
感觉要是变不了身 我就死定了 It kinda feels like if I don't transform, I'm gonna die.
你有备用计划吗 Do you have a plan B for that?
-没有 -没有 - No. - No?
这可不好笑 布鲁斯 Ha-ha. Not funny, Bruce.
你打算弄死我吗 What, you're just gonna kill me?
-把头盔戴上 我们需要数据 -这行不通的 -Put the helmet on! We need the data! -This isn't gonna work!
这个房间平时都用来干什么啊 你这个变态 What do you normally use this chamber for, you psychopath?
对 Yes! Yes. Yes.
不 No. No.
不 No, no, no.
不 No.
不 No. No. No.
放松 Easy, girl. Easy.
放松 Easy.
你怎么像在驯马似的 Why are you talking to me like I'm a stray horse?
珍妮佛 Jen?
是啊 Yeah?
等等 你现在还是珍妮佛 Wait. You're still Jen right now?
是啊 Yeah.
而且我很清醒 And I'm conscious.
这太不可思议了 你没有第二人格 This is incredible. You don't have an alter ego.
你体内只有你一个 You're the only one in there?
目前看来是这样的 As far as I can tell.
这可太厉害了 珍妮佛 This is huge, Jen.
我好像有点嫉妒了 I think I'm jealous.
我是在嫉妒吗 我觉得… Is that what I'm feeling? I'm feeling...
你不用跟另一个人格斗争10年了 You don't have another guy to wrestle with for 10 years.
太棒了 Cool.
姐们 Bruh.
刚才造成的破坏得有100万美元了 You know, that's about a million dollars' worth of damage back there, by the way.
你真的不觉得体内 有人跟你争夺身体的控制权吗 You really don't feel like there's another hand on the wheel at all?
没有 No.
就我一个 It's just me.
第一次变身的时候我太紧张 几乎不记得发生了什么 The first time, it was so intense I could barely remember what was happening,
但是现在我觉得适应了 but now it's like it settled in.
好吧 Hmm. Well,
那看来可以跳过这些部分了 I guess we can just skip all that, then.
是啊 看来我可以结课了 Yeah, kinda seems like I'm done here.
想得美 Not so fast.
现在你还不能控制变身的时机 You still can't control when you transform.
好吧 那我要怎么变回珍妮佛 Okay, so how do I turn back into Jen?
你是怎么做的 How did you do it?
一般都得从飞机上掉下来 或者被机器人打晕 Usually, I fall out of a jet or I get knocked out by a robot,
醒来时就是班纳了 and I'd wake up as Banner.
还有段时间 娜塔莎给我唱过摇篮曲 Or Natasha, for a little while, would tell me a lullaby.
这一部分愿闻其详 Walk me through how that worked, again.
我也不知道是怎么回事 I don't have a great explanation for it.
好吧 看来共同点就是要失去意识 Okay, it seems like the common thread, though, is being unconscious.
也不一定 Not necessarily.
有一次 我变成了浩克 一变就是两年 One time, I was stuck as the other guy for over two years.
那次是在外太空 That was in outer space.
-不要 我可不能变成这样两年 -我说了是“有一次” - No, I can't stay like this for two years. - I said "one time."
关于浩克的东西 你要学的还多着呢 You have so much more to learn about being a Hulk.
我认为你根本没意识到 这样的能力有多危险 I don't think you have thought through how dangerous this level of power is.
你知道你有多大的破坏力吗 Do you know the damage you can cause?
任何一次错误或失控 都会给别人造成生命危险 I mean, one mistake, one freak-out is literally life or death.
知道了 我会小心的 Okay, I'll be careful.
你不能情绪化 You can't be emotional.
别说暴怒 Forget Hulk rage.
就连普通的生气 都会给你周围的一切 Just regular anger means death and destruction for everything
带来毁灭和死亡 and everyone around you.
听我说 一旦别人把你当作怪物 And I'm telling you, when people start seeing you as a monster,
这个标签就永远揭不掉了 that never goes away.
好吧 Fine.
那教教我浩克的行为守则吧 Teach me how to Hulk, please.
你需要辩证行为疗法 Dialectical behavioral therapy.
它让我们可以 同时接纳两个对立的真理 It allows us to hold two opposing truths at the same time.
首先我们要用一些瑜伽技巧 来练习正念 First, we're gonna practice some mindfulness with a few yoga techniques.
没想到你居然相信身心合一这一套 I never thought you'd be into all this mind-body-spirit stuff.
辩证行为疗法是有证可循的心理治疗 Dialectical behavioral therapy is an evidence-based psychotherapy.
是有临床依据的 不是玄学 It's clinical, not spiritual.
把你的思绪放空 放松头颈 Let your thoughts drift away, relax your neck,
觉得舒服 就膝盖弯曲 bend your knees if that's comfortable,
憋住不要放屁 hold in your farts.
每天都很美好 Namaste, all day.
要专注于当下 It's more about presence.
要接受你现在的处境 About accepting the situation you're in.
我以为是要帮助我提臀呢 Oh, I thought it was about getting my butt tight as hell.
击个掌吧 Up top.
真恶心 珍妮佛 我可是你表哥 Gross, Jen. I'm your cousin.
闭上眼 呼吸 Close your eyes and breathe.
看来你还没准备好接受这个疗法 I can see that you're not ready for DBT,
要不你先休息去吧 明早我们换个方式 so why don't you get some rest, and we'll change tactics in the morning?
天啊 你要干什么 Jesus. What the hell, man?
还能控制自己吗 有没有特别愤怒的感觉 Still in control? No overwhelming feelings of rage?
没有 就是正常的愤怒 No, a normal amount of rage!
你睡着的时候确实会变回珍妮佛 You do revert back to Jen form when you sleep.
有必要用喇叭测试我吗 Was the airhorn really necessary?
为了喜剧效果 当然有必要 For comedy, absolutely.
所以你得加固所有的家具 So, you're gonna need to reinforce all your furniture.
根本不要考虑住在 层高小于3米的地方 Don't even think about moving to a place with less than ten-foot ceilings.
相信我 Trust me.
你需要两个衣柜 一个给珍妮佛 一个给浩克 You're gonna need two wardrobes, one for Jen and one for your Hulk body.
你最好的朋友是谁 Who's your best friend?
妮基 Nikki.
是弹力纤维 Spandex.
弹力纤维才是你最好的朋友 Spandex is your best friend.
抛巨石 就是把巨石扔出去 没什么大不了的 Boulder toss. Just gonna toss a boulder. It's not a big deal.
-我来 -对 挑块小点的 -Me? -Yeah, just grab a little boulder,
第一次 不用紧张 and take it easy on this first one.
太棒了 Yes!
是啊 Yeah, yeah.
-真厉害 -只是给你演示下正确的方式 -Very good. -Just trying to show ya how it's done.
-好吧 我学会了 -是吗 -Well, I'm shown. -Yeah?
人类 Men! Men!
浩克需要平衡感 Being a Hulk asks for balance.
山崩地裂 Ground pound!
小意思 It's easy.
臭丫头 Little punk.
真够混账的 Dick move.
确实是 Completely.
所以这些本事我都搞定了 So, I'm clearly nailing it at all of these things,
但是我作为律师也用不上啊 when am I ever going to use this as a lawyer?
珍妮佛 有了这样的能力 必定会让你 Jen, when you have powers like this, it's like putting a target on your back
和你在乎的人们成为众矢之的 and all the people you care about.
真不错 又一种毁掉我生活的方法 Cool. Yet another way my life is ruined.
-谢谢你 布鲁斯 -好吧 -Thanks, Bruce. -All right.
我只是给你展示了 当浩克会遇到的问题 All I've been doin' is showin' you the downsides of being a Hulk,
其实也有一些好处 but there are a few upsides.
我们的身体代谢酒精的速度非常快 Our bodies metabolize alcohol at an incredibly fast rate.
也就是说我们喝多少酒都不会醉 Which means that we can drink so much and not get drunk.
只有刺激 不会呕吐 All buzz, no barf.
不错 That's good.
-这酒吧是你手工搭建的 -是的 -You built this bar by hand? -Oh, yeah.
-真厉害 -对 我和托尼造的 -That's impressive. -Yeah, me and Tony.
托尼大部分时间就是一边坐着喝酒 一边埋怨史蒂夫 Well, Tony mostly drank, just sat around, like, complaining about Steve.
史蒂夫 Oh, Steve.
布鲁斯·班纳 托尼·史塔克
那段时间可真是苦中作乐 It was a good time during a hard time.
敬苦中作乐 To a good time during a hard time.
干杯 Drink to that.
布鲁斯 你可没告诉我 Bruce, you failed to mention that
我会晕到这种地步 I'd have to deal with a Hulk-sized hangover.
我得把这个记在笔记里 Ah, I'll have to put it in the binder.
我在外面等你 I'll see you out there.
聆听海浪的声音 Hear the waves breaking.
感受你的呼吸 心无杂念 Feel the breaths. No judgment.
所以你觉得我什么时候才能走 So, when do you think I can leave here?
专注过好每一天 珍妮佛 Let's just focus on each day as they come, Jen.
我是说 I mean,
我真的需要回归自己的正常生活 I legitimately do have a life to get back to.
我知道我一直在给你压力 I know I've been pushing you through a lot,
但是做超级英雄就要经历各种试炼 but being a superhero is a trial by fire.
布鲁斯 我不想成为超级英雄 Bruce, I'm not gonna be a superhero.
那作为浩克你想干什么 What else ya gonna do as a Hulk?
回到我花了多年时间 规划的职业生涯里 Return to my career that I have spent years building,
利用我的法律学位 来偿还我的巨额学生贷款 use my law degree that I'm still paying off a fortune in student loans for.
并不是一定要作出抉择 珍妮佛 It's not one or the other, Jen.
我想告诉你的是 梦想和现实也可以兼得 I am trying to show you that we can live between what we want and what is.
但是全世界只有我们几个人 But we can't pretend like we aren't two of the few people on Earth
有能力保护地球 that can actually protect her.
这就是为什么我们必须确保 你能够承受压力 Which is why we have to make sure of your ability to tolerate the stress
能够调节情绪 特别是愤怒的情绪 and regulate your emotions, especially your anger.
布鲁斯 其实我很擅长控制愤怒 Here's the thing, Bruce. I'm great at controlling my anger.
这对我是家常便饭 -Hmm. -I do it all the time.
路边有人对我吹口哨的时候 When I'm catcalled in the street,
那些自大的男人在我的专业领域 夸夸其谈的时候 when incompetent men explain my own area of expertise to me.
我几乎每天都在控制 因为如果控制不好 I do it pretty much every day because if I don't,
我就会被人说情绪化 难以相处 搞不好还会被人要了小命 I will get called emotional, or difficult, or might just literally get murdered.
所以我是个情绪控制的专家 在这方面我比你熟练无数倍 So I'm an expert at controlling my anger because I do it infinitely more than you.
所以我觉得你就是在把那些破事 强加在我身上 So all of this just feels like projecting a lot of shit onto me.
看 See?
不 其实我可以控制 No. I'm doing this.
好吧 这个我还真没试过 Okay, this is completely new territory.
我会的东西已经超纲了 老哥 I guess I've outgrown your binder, cuz.
我爱你 布鲁斯 但是我得回家了 Love you, Bruce, but I'm going home.
好吧 All right.
珍妮佛 你为什么要逃避 Jen, why are you runnin' away?
-珍妮佛 -吉普车借我用用 - Jen. - I'm gonna borrow the Jeep,
我要开回洛杉矶 你可以来我家取车 take it back to LA, and you can pick it up at my place.
珍妮佛 别走 Jen, stop.
停下来仔细思考一下 Just stop and think it through for a minute.
布鲁斯 我一直都在想 This is all I've been thinking about, Bruce.
我做到了你的辩证行为疗法 我可以自由切换 I did your dialectical behavior therapy, I can change back and forth,
我现在很乐意回归正常的生活 and I'm happy to now get back to my life.
我知道这不是你自愿的 I know you didn't ask for this,
但是不管你喜不喜欢 你现在已经是超级英雄了 but whether you like it or not, you're now a superhero.
除了咱们这样的人 谁还能来保护世界呢 And who's gonna protect the world if it isn't people like us?
你是在跟我说漫画里的台词吗 Are you quoting a comic right now?
对
抱歉 我对做超级英雄没兴趣 I'm sorry. The idea of being a superhero is not appealing to me.
我和你不一样 I'm not you.
我也不想成为你的样子 And I'm not gonna become you.
我不会加入什么 给政府卖命的秘密小队 I don't need to join some secret government contractor squad
然后完完全全葬送掉我的人生 and have my entire life taken away from me.
-我没有葬送我的人生 -真的吗 -My life wasn't taken away. -Really?
所以你不是孤身一人 躲在一个偏僻的海滩上吗 Oh, so you didn't wind up alone, hiding away on some remote beach
你没有朋友 不谈恋爱 远离自己的家人 with no friends, no relationships, never seeing your family,
还背负着十几年的身心创伤 and definitely not dealing with a decade's worth of trauma?
为什么要让我也这样 布鲁斯 Why would you want that for me, Bruce?
你是个前车之鉴 You're a cautionary tale.
这就是捍卫世界和平需要付出的代价 That's the price you have to pay for keeping the world safe.
我选择我希望的方式来帮助人们 It's not wrong that I am choosing to help people
这个也并没有错 in the way that I've always wanted to.
我一生都在逃避自己浩克的这一面 I spent a lifetime running from this aspect of myself.
相信我 否认自己另一半的存在 是不可能的 Denying half of your being is no way to live, trust me.
-再见 -好吧 -Goodbye. -Okay.
-你在干什么 -我想请你重新考虑一下 -What do you think you're doing? -I'm asking you to reconsider.
好了 我重新考虑过了 我还是要走 Done. Yes, I've reconsidered. I'm still leaving.
珍妮佛 想都别想 Jen, don't you dare.
我是认真的 I'm serious.
我也是认真的 You're not the only one!
你说了那么多刻薄的话 就想随便走人 What, you think you can just say mean things and take off?
对 Yes!
珍妮佛 Jen!
布鲁斯 Bruce?
真够混账的 Dick move.
都是跟你学的 I learned it from you.
看 珍妮佛 你的力量很强大 但是你可以更强大 See, Jen, you're doing the best you can, and you can do better.
别再扯什么辩证行为疗法的鬼话了 Enough dialectical behavioral bullshit!
我得事先声明 这可不是我的本意 For the record, I really didn't wanna do this.
好吧 其实我想过这么干 Okay, I wanted to do it a little.
你为什么不愿意接受 我这个过来人的苦心劝说呢 Why wouldn't you listen to someone who's been through all of this before?
因为我们是不一样的 Because we're different people!
蠢货 -Lunkhead!
笨蛋 -Dummy!
你就这点能耐 That's all you got?
我的酒吧 My bar!
抱歉 Sorry.
你得负责修好 You're fixing it.
我尊重你想回去继续当律师的想法 So, if you wanna go back to your life as a lawyer, I respect that.
谢谢 Thanks.
他尊重才怪 He doesn't mean that.
布鲁斯的酒吧
珍妮佛·沃尔特斯
你要知道 我是全世界唯一一个 Just so you know, I'm the only other person in the world
能理解你的遭遇的人 that knows what you're going through.
我知道 I know.
-有需要随时给我打电话 -谢谢你做的一切 布鲁斯 -So, call me anytime. -Thank you, Bruce. Thanks for everything.
抱歉我之前对你说了很多 非常不中听的事实 And I'm sorry that I said a bunch of harsh but very true things.
道歉的时候还不忘 强调一遍自己的观点 Wow, an apology that still doubles down on a thing you're apologizing for.
真不愧是个律师 That's very lawyerly.
我当律师可比当浩克厉害多了 Yeah, I'm a much better lawyer than I am a Hulk.
看看是谁臭屁呢 Mmm. Now who's smug?
听着 Look.
你要是改变主意了 You change your mind,
随时欢迎来找我 door never closes.
谢谢 Thanks.
下次家庭聚餐见 See you at the next family dinner.
再见 小不点 See ya, fuzzball.
所以事情就是这样了 So that's how it all happened.
从那以后就没有浩克的事了 And no crazy Hulk stuff since.
现在我的家人知道了 妮基知道了 你们也知道了 So, now my family knows, and Nikki knows, and you know.
基本上 我是对的 布鲁斯是错的 Basically, I was right, and Bruce was wrong,
我不用非得成为浩克 and I never have to be a Hulk.
好吧 现在我要去赢下这个案子了 Okay. So, now I'm gonna go win this case.
毕竟这是个律政剧 Lawyer show.
我请求各位只专注于这个案件的事实 I ask you to look only at the facts of this case.
你们会发现我的委托人完全有权利 You'll see that my client was well within his right
保护他自己的商业利益 to protect his business interest.
这些意外的死亡 是雄心勃勃的扩张计划 These accidental deaths were an unfortunate byproduct
带来的不幸的副作用 of an ambitious expansion plan.
我的委托人知道生命会受到威胁吗 Did my client know lives would be endangered?
这一点是存疑的 需要你们定义什么叫做“知道” That is debatable and depends on your definition of knowing.
别搞砸了 沃尔特斯 Don't screw this up, Walters.
沃尔特斯女士 你的结案陈词呢 Ms Walters, your closing argument?
陪审团的女士们先生们… Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
关上门 Seal the door!
别动 Don't move.
你现在得出手了 You need to do your thing.
-别抗拒了 -当着这么多人的面 - Stop resisting. - Right now in front of everybody?
对啊 Yes, yes.
快点 Come on.
这可是公民义务 Civic duty.
珍妮佛 快点 Jen. Come on.
天啊 真舍不得这身衣服 Oh, God, I really like this outfit.
救命 Help! Help!
珍妮佛 Jen.
你的鞋子 Shoes.
-对 谢谢 -好吧 - Right. Thank you. - Okay.
你是何方神圣 Who the hell are you?
珍妮佛·沃尔特斯 一名律师 Jennifer Walters, attorney at law.
我现在准备好结案陈词了 I'm ready to give my closing argument now.
《律师女浩克》
太令人难过了 It's just so sad.
史蒂夫·罗杰斯为国家做了那么大贡献 却还一直是个处男 Steve Rogers did so much for his country and he never got to experience sex.
你看到他的屁股了吗 Did you see that ass?
那么漂亮的屁股 太可惜了 Like, that ass did not deserve to die a virgin.
真是闻者落泪啊 It's, like, so sad.
史蒂夫·罗杰斯不是处男 Steve Rogers is not a virgin.
他在1943年联合劳军组织巡演时 失去了处男之身 He lost his virginity to a girl in 1943 on the USO tour.
太好了 我就知道 Yes. I knew it.
你没醉啊 You're not drunk?
美国队长… Captain America...
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