没错 我是女浩克 It's true. I am a Hulk.
我来给你们飞快地补补课吧 Let me get you up to speed.
小心 - Look out!
我怎么了 What happened to me?
前情提要
珍妮佛 我很抱歉 Jen, I'm sorry,
我的血液进入你的身体里了 but my blood got into your system.
所以我现在也能变成浩克了吗 So I turn into a Hulk now, too.
我们必须确保你能够调节情绪 We have to make sure of your ability to regulate your emotions,
特别是愤怒的情绪 especially your anger.
那教教我浩克的行为守则吧 Fine. Teach me how to Hulk.
所以这些本事我都学会了 So I'm clearly nailing it at all these things,
我现在很乐意回归正常的生活 and I'm happy to now get back to my life.
不管你喜不喜欢 你现在已经是超级英雄了 Whether you like it or not, you're now a superhero.
我对做超级英雄没兴趣 The idea of being a superhero is not appealing to me.
事情就是这样了 And that's how it all happened.
我是对的 布鲁斯是错的 I was right and Bruce was wrong.
我不用非得成为浩克 And I never have to be a Hulk.
你现在得出手了 - You need to do your thing.
当着这么多人的面 Right now? In front of everybody?
你又是谁 Who the hell are you?
珍妮佛·沃尔特斯 一名律师 Jennifer Walters, attorney at law.
混乱之后 ...the aftermath of this chaos,
似乎是一名新的超级英雄 阻止了这场暴行… a new superhero appears responsible for stopping the rampage...
示意图展示了 今天在大都会法院的惊人一幕 Sketches show a stunning scene from the Metropolitan Courthouse today,
超能力者泰坦妮亚 在逃离交通法庭时造成了恐慌 where superpowered influencer Titania caused panic while fleeing traffic court.
混乱之后 In the aftermath of the chaos,
似乎是一名新的超级英雄 阻止了这场暴行 a new superhero appears responsible for stopping the rampage.
她的身份被确认是副地方检察官 珍妮佛·沃尔特斯 And she's been identified as Deputy District Attorney Jennifer Walters.
陪审团成员称 这位绿色皮肤的女性 Members of the jury are calling the green woman
是拯救大家的英雄 a hero who saved lives.
现在我们现场采访一位目击者 We go live now to an eyewitness.
可以说说你今天看到了什么吗 Can you tell us about what you saw today?
没问题 就是这个小妞 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this chick,
还挺漂亮的 pretty decent,
变成了一个浩克 一个浩克小妞 turned into a Hulk, like a chick-Hulk.
目击者回忆法庭惊险一刻
女浩克 A She-Hulk?
没错 Exactly.
女浩克 She-Hulk! She-Hulk! She-Hulk!
他们喊你呢 That's for you.
不 No. No.
他们喊的是一个叫“女浩克”的 That's for somebody called She-Hulk,
和我可完全没有关系 which can't be what they're calling me.
浩克女士 浩克女孩 女浩克… 无所谓 他们高兴就好 Lady-Hulk, Girl-Hulk, She-Hulk... Come on, just give them what they want.
女浩克 She-Hulk! She-Hulk! She-Hulk!
希望人们赶紧忘了这名字 That name better not stick.
太蠢了 It's so dumb.
就好像我只能当浩克的衍生品一样 I can't even exist without being a derivative of the Hulk.
其实浩克这名字也挺蠢的 That's a pretty dumb name, too.
你这小伎俩玩得不错啊 沃尔特斯 Neat little trick you pulled there, Walters.
为了提高知名度 But isn't it unsportsmanlike
突然爆出自己有超能力 你不觉得有点龌龊吗 to suddenly debut superpowers just to drum up publicity for yourself?
只有你这么想 Only you would think that.
-说正经的 你的能力从哪来的 -我真的不想聊这个 - Seriously, how did you get powers? - I don't feel like talking about it.
裙带关系 我就知道 Nepotism. I knew it.
行了吧 丹尼斯 Ugh. Take a lap, Dennis.
那边有个辣妹 我去找她聊了 There's a hot chick over there. I'm gonna go talk to it.
有人送了我几杯酒 因为你是超级英雄 Some guy gave me these drinks for free because you're a superhero.
我不是 Ugh! I'm not.
不 我背了六位数的学生贷款 去读法律学院 No, I did not go to law school and rack up six figures in student loans
可不是为了当什么蒙面侠客 to become a vigilante.
超级英雄都是些亿万富翁 和超级自恋狂 That is for billionaires and narcissists,
还有好多父母双亡的 不知道为什么 and adult orphans, for some reason.
但是你可以加入复仇者啊 But you could be an Avenger.
复仇者联盟有医保吗 Do the Avengers offer healthcare?
-我估计… -还有带薪产假 养老金 - I think... - Maternity leave, a pension.
他们有收入吗 Are they even paid?
但是事实就是 浩克版的珍妮佛人见人爱 Here's the thing, though. Hulk Jen is a total snack.
-对吗 -珍妮佛 可以和你说句话吗 - Right? - Jen, can I talk to you for a moment?
当然可以 老板 怎么了 Of course, sir. What is it?
你能先变回普通人吗 Could you, uh, go back to Jen-Jen?
要谈的话题很严肃 This is a serious conversation.
没问题 Oh. Sure.
-你没事吧 -没事 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
新陈代谢的速度不一样了 Yeah, different metabolism.
您说吧 老板 I'm listening, sir.
那案子我们没打赢 We didn't win the case.
-不可能 我们赢了 -并没有 - Oh, yeah, we did. - No.
古利库霍律所认定审判无效 因为你变成了… GLK and H had it declared a mistrial because you as your...
那个…女浩克… What... She-Hulk...
那不是我自己起的名字 真的 That is not what I call it. Me.
我还没想好叫什么 反正不叫这个 I don't have a better name yet, but that's not it.
好的 这不重要 Okay, well, just the same.
因为你今天救了陪审团所有的人 Since you saved the lives of the entire jury today,
被告方提出了抗议 认为陪审团会因此偏向你 GLK and H argued that the jury was then biased in your favor.
那我还能怎么办 What was I supposed to do?
眼睁睁看着他们被桌子砸 Like, let them get hit in their faces with a desk
看着他们身受重伤 血流如注地躺在法庭里… and then they have trauma, and they're bleeding out all over the courtroom...
对 你做得没错 但是影响了我们的案子 No, you did the right thing, but it unraveled our case.
我很抱歉 珍妮佛 - I'm sorry, Jen. - Oh.
我也很抱歉 老板 I'm sorry, too, boss.
不 珍妮佛 更抱歉的是我 我不得不让你离开 No, Jen, I'm sorry. I have to let you go.
因为你现在成了检察院的负担了 This makes you a liability for the DA's office.
等等 Wait.
等等 你要炒了我 Wait, you're firing me?
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我是珍妮佛 请留言 - This is Jen. Leave a message.
小家伙 就是问问你还好吗 Hey, Fuzzball, just checkin' in on you.
如果你想聊聊 我随时都在 I'm here if you wanna talk a little bit more.
我保证这次肯定不幸灾乐祸了 - No gloating this time, I promise.
我尽量吧 Maybe a little.
我们不能雇用 We can't hire a lawyer
会在法庭上抢风头的律师 who is such a big distraction in court.
我们目前不打算给你这个职位 We're not prepared to offer you the position at this time.
抱歉 不合适 Sorry, it's a no.
我们不敢冒险 怕出意外 We just can't take the risk of a sideshow.
不行 这家不行 他们的下午茶太差了 No, you can't work here. They don't have good snacks.
这个GGT律所可能在招人 Mmm. Here, GG and T might be hiring.
-珍妮佛 -干吗 - Jen. - What?
十个从头再来的另类工作 1. 瑞士村吉祥物 Jen, what are you doing? Eye on the prize.
珍妮佛 你这看的是什么 专心点
振作起来 说真的 Come on. Seriously.
抱歉 我可怜又可悲 Sorry. I'm sad and lonely.
珍妮佛 Jen.
妈妈 晚饭别迟到
不 No.
怎么了又被拒了 What? Fired again?
不是 No.
-刚被炒就要跟家里人吃饭 -抱歉 - Family dinner right after I get fired. -Sorry.
求你了 跟我一起去 Please, please, please, come with me.
去不了 我有个约会 Can't. I have a date.
这件事我记一辈子 I'll never forgive you for this.
妈妈 爸爸 我回来了 Mom, Dad, I'm here.
-欢迎回来 亲爱的 -你好 - Hiya, sweetheart. - Hi.
-这个给你 -是派啊 - Yeah. There you go. - A pie.
你可不该吃这个 You shouldn't have.
吃这么甜的东西 对身体和身材都没好处 You know, this much sugar is very bad for you and your waistline.
珍妮佛 不用担心你被炒鱿鱼的事 Jen, you don't have to worry about getting fired.
我已经和所有人强调过了 免得等会尴尬 I already told everyone, so it won't be awkward.
没人会提这件事的 No one is going to bring it up.
-大家好 -你好 珍妮佛 - Hi, everybody. - Hi, Jen.
你被炒啦 You got fired.
-切德 -切德 - Ched! - Ched!
不是你让提的吗 You said to bring it up.
我说的是不要提 I said don't bring it up.
-我让你提它干什么 -不好意思 梅尔叔叔 - Why would I tell you to bring it up? - Sorry, Uncle Mel.
她已经够烦的了 She already feels like complete crud.
没事 爸爸 It's okay, Dad.
对 我是被炒了 但是没什么的 I, yes, got fired, but it's fine.
我当上百思买公司的经理了 Big news. So I got promoted to manager over at the Best Buy.
经理太棒了 切德 - Manager? All right.
不但有工作 还升职了 Employed and promoted.
珍妮佛 我常去的那家咖啡店 Oh! Jen, there is the nicest young man
有一个非常不错的小伙子 名字叫尤瑟夫 who works at the coffee shop that I go to. Yusuf.
-别让我去相亲 -不是啦 他太年轻了 - Do not set me up. - No, he's much too young for you.
他想当超级英雄 No. He wants to be a superhero,
我跟他说我女儿就是超级英雄 and I told him that my daughter was a superhero.
他没听说过你 He hadn't heard of you.
但是我把你的电话号码给他了 你可以给他点建议 But I gave him your number so that he could call you for advice.
能不能别再把我的电话 告诉陌生人了 Please stop giving my number out to strangers.
珍妮佛 还有那个叫鹰眼的人 Uh, Jen, that Hawkeye guy,
他射出去的箭是怎么处理的 what happens to those arrows of his?
他打完架以后 还要去把箭捡回来吗… I mean, does he go around and collect them when he's done...
-珍妮 -没人这么叫我 - Jenny. - Nobody calls me that.
我就直说吧 梅兰妮是个发型师 你知道吧 I'll just put this out there. Melanie is a stylist. You know?
她可以帮帮你 She could help you.
把你的头发打理得 更有女浩克的风采 - Let's get this hair more like She-Hulk's. -Mmm-hmm.
继续说鹰眼 So back to Hawkeye.
箭要是留在现场很危险啊 It's pretty hazardous to leave those things lying around.
挑染一下 这样层次可以分明点 Add some chunky highlights, some chunky lowlights?
其实是布鲁斯救了几十亿人 Bruce is actually the one who saved billions of people
-是他打了响指 -对了 珍妮佛 - with the snap of his fingers. - Now, Jen,
你走之前能不能帮我个忙 there's a couple of things I could use your help with before you go.
需要我干什么 爸爸 What do you need me to do, Dad?
我只是想找个借口 单独跟你聊聊 That was just an excuse to check in with you.
你还好吗 孩子 How you doin', kiddo?
-挺好的 -真的 - I'm okay. - Really?
其实我不太好 但是勉强可以接受吧 No, I'm not okay. But I'm okay with not being okay.
真的很不爽 - Uh-huh. - Because it just sucks.
我以为我不用告诉任何人 You know, like I thought I could keep this at bay
我也不知道能保密多久 for I don't know how long.
-永远 -呃… - Eternity? - Well...
可是最后竟然这样暴露了 But it's just like, I hate that it got revealed in this way,
还是在全世界面前 like, in front of the whole world.
可是我又不能 看着那些人受伤不管 But I wasn't gonna let those people get hurt.
-当然不能 -那我成什么人了 - No. - What kind of person would that make me?
我做了正确的事 却受到了惩罚 I'm being punished for doing the right thing.
我救了人 却被炒了鱿鱼 I get fired for saving people,
而且我现在找不到工作 也是因为这个 and now I can't get another job because of it.
这些你都没和我说过 You didn't tell me.
我学那么多年法律是为了什么 What were those years of law school even for?
这个嘛… Well...
也许我当时就该 看着那些人被桌子砸扁 Maybe I should've just let those people get smooshed.
亲爱的 一切都会好的 Sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart, it's gonna be okay.
我们家又不是第一次 面对浩克的状况 This isn't even the first time we've had to deal with a Hulk in the family.
而且你又没毁了一座城市 And you didn't destroy a city.
我心里的压力确实小了些 It does feel like a weight has been lifted.
只不过又多了点新的压力 But there's, like, this new weight.
你担心的事确实发生了 The thing that you were dreading happened.
但是至少你还好好的呢 But look, you're still standing.
你要做的就是继续前进 And now you get to keep moving on.
再来一杯吗 You want another one, Jen?
不了 我现在得精打细算 No, I'm ballin' on a budget now.
谢了 佩德罗 Thanks, Pedro.
沃尔特斯小姐 很高兴再次见到你 Miss Walters? It's nice to see you again.
霍利韦先生 Mr. Holliway?
可以请你喝一杯吗 May I buy you a drink?
好啊 Uh... Sure. I guess.
有什么事吗 Can I help you?
我想给你介绍一份工作 I'd like to offer you a job.
-你在开玩笑吗 -我从不开玩笑 -Is this a joke? - I never joke.
沃尔特斯小姐 那个案子你几乎打赢了我们 Miss Walters, you laid out a winning case against us.
当然是在我提出审判无效之前 Before I had it declared a mistrial, of course.
要打赢古利库霍律所可不容易 It's no easy feat against GLK and H.
所以我想邀请你来为我们工作 So, I would like you to come work for us.
你们害我丢了工作 现在又想雇我 You got me fired, and now you wanna hire me?
是的 雇你来领导一个新的部门 To be head of a new division, yes.
-你可以慢慢考虑… -我接受 - Take some time to think it... - I accept.
但是条件是 But I will only do it
让我自己选律师助理 if I can hire my own paralegal.
没有商量的余地 Non-negotiable.
我根本不在乎你的律师助理是谁 I truly do not care who your paralegal is.
太好了 Yes.
周一来上班 You start Monday.
好的 Uh... Okay. Yeah.
佩德罗 珍妮佛·沃尔特斯又回来了 Pedro, Jen Walters is back, baby.
欢迎 沃尔特斯小姐 Welcome, Miss Walters.
很高兴你能加入我们 We are thrilled to have you join the team.
我很高兴能加入 I'm so happy to be here.
古利库霍律所现在有件大事 It is an exciting time at GLK and H.
稀奇古怪的超能人类层出不穷 More and more eccentric superhumans are coming out of the woodwork.
所以我们刚刚成立了 一个超能人类法务部 We just started a Superhuman Law Division,
我想请你 也就是女浩克 做部门负责人 and I want you, well, the She-Hulk, to be the face of it.
也就是说 我希望你上班 和上法庭的时候 变成女浩克 Uh, that means I'll expect you to be at work and in court as the She-Hulk.
而不是正常人的形象 Not as a normal person.
现在吗 - Right now?
-呃… -很好 - Um, well... - Terrific.
这边请 This way, please.
我们是所有顶级律所里面 We are the first top-tier law firm
第一个开设专门的分部 来处理超能人类法律事务的 to launch an entire division dedicated to superhuman law.
天啊 他们雇我居然是因为这个 Oh, my God. Is this why they hired me?
太差劲了 Okay, this sucks.
我的能力完全胜任 但是所有人都会认为 I am totally qualified, but now everyone around here will always think
我是因为这个才进来的 太不公平了 this is the only reason that I got the job. It's so unfair.
这么棒的新工作 我应该开心才对 可是我根本开心不起来 I should be able to enjoy the fact that I got an amazing new job, and I can't.
这些蠢货第一天上班 绝对不会遇到这种问题 These dodos never had to deal with this on their first day at work.
不过 我想问问… But I'm curious...
你是怎么想的 What do you you think about it?
我也… I'm, uh,
不太确定 a bit agnostic.
有意思 Interesting.
这倒是头一回听说 Unprecedented, for sure.
刚才的回答 估计我得纠结一年 I'll spend the rest of the year worrying about what I just said.
到了 这就是你的办公室 Ah, here we are. Your office.
我就不打扰你们了 I'll leave you to settle in.
好的 Okay.
你怎么变成浩克了太张扬了吧 Why are you in Hulk form? That is a look.
我才知道 他们雇我的原因 I just found out, the only reason they hired me
就是想给超能人类法务部 招一个浩克律师 is because they wanted a Hulk lawyer in the Superhuman Law Division.
对 但是看看我们这待遇 太夸张了吧 Yes, but look at everything it's getting us. Are you kidding?
超大景观窗 太棒了 Big-ass windows, yes.
塞得满满的小冰箱 A fully stocked mini fridge.
还有办公桌 And a desk.
办公桌哪里都有 但是这张就显得很高级 I mean, this is normal. But this is a very fancy desk.
我的衣服全都得重新买 就为了来上班 I'll have to buy an entirely new wardrobe just to come to work.
没错 但是你现在赚的钱 完全承担得起吧 Yeah. And you're making enough money to do that now.
有人吗 - Knock-knock.
你们好 我是巴戈 我也是超能人类法务部的 Hi, there. I'm Pug. I'm also in the Superhuman Law Division.
我是珍妮佛·沃尔特斯 Oh, I'm Jennifer Walters.
我给你们准备了欢迎大礼包 I made you guys a welcome basket.
这些是你需要的办公用品 这些是小零食 It's got some office supplies to get you started. Snacks.
还有张地图 上面标的是最舒服的卫生间 And a map to the best bathroom for pooping.
-谢谢 -谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
让卡灵顿走人 So, uh, let Carrington go,
然后跟鲍勃·汤普森说 让他去明尼阿波利斯 and then, um, tell Bob Thompson that he's going to Minneapolis,
因为他怕冷 你就这么说 because he hates the cold. Just tell him that.
霍利韦先生 能在这工作我很兴奋 Mr. Holliway, I'm so excited to be here.
无论分派给我的是什么案子 我都想尽快接手 但是… I can't wait to take on whatever case you want to assign to me, but...
你的第一个案子是 埃米尔·布朗斯基假释案 Your first case is the parole of Emil Blonsky.
也就是憎恶 Also known as Abomination,
布朗斯基先生一直都在 安保级别最高的监狱服刑… Mr. Blonsky has been serving his sentence in an ultra-high security prison...
我很了解布朗斯基先生的情况 I'm very familiar with Mr. Blonsky, sir.
你也知道 如果他获释了 可能会有很多争议 So you know there's a lot of controversy surrounding his possible release.
这个案子的关注度极高 This is extremely high profile.
光是曝光度就足以让古利库霍 把它转成公益诉讼案件了 The publicity alone is worth GLK and H taking this on pro bono.
很抱歉 老板 但是我不能为他辩护 I'm sorry, but I can't represent him, sir.
我和他有严重的利益冲突 此人曾经试图杀害我的表哥布鲁斯 I have a serious conflict of interest. This man tried to kill my cousin Bruce.
对 确实是这样 Yeah, that's quite all right.
布朗斯基先生很清楚 你们之间的亲属关系 Mr. Blonsky is well aware of your familial connection
他签了利益冲突豁免书 and has signed a conflict waiver.
他特别指定要你来做他的辩护律师 He would like to retain you specifically as his attorney.
我必须得说 我不太愿意接这个案子 I have to say I'm not comfortable taking this case.
公司的任何其它案子都可以 I would much prefer to be assigned literally any other case at this firm.
如果你不接这案子 就不用来这上班了 If you don't take the case, then you don't have a job here.
而且在你决定之前 你至少应该先去见见委托人 At the very least, you should meet with the client before you decide.
你不能这样进去 监狱内禁止使用超能力 You can't come in like that. No superpowers inside.
走过来 Walk through.
进入牢房内的访客停留区域后 When you enter the visitor's safe area of the cell,
禁止跨越黄线 do not step past the yellow line.
禁止触碰你和囚犯憎恶之间的玻璃墙 Do not touch the glass separating you and the prisoner, Abomination.
虽然我们采取了各种预防措施 但是我们无法保证你的安全 Although we have taken every precaution, we cannot guarantee your safety.
-你接受这些条件吗 -接受 - Do you accept these conditions? - Yes.
在这签字 Sign here.
请注明出现伤亡时 我们需要通知的联系人 In the event of injury or death, please indicate who we should notify.
这么可怕吗 It's that bad, huh?
时刻保持警惕 Never let your guard down.
这名囚犯极其危险 The prisoner is a very dangerous man.
他会就着蚕豆和红酒把我吃掉吗… Is he gonna serve me up with some fava beans and then a nice chian...
女士 这里是监狱 Ma'am, this is a prison.
好吧 - Of course.
珍妮佛·沃尔特斯 Jennifer Walters.
那么 Well,
首先 你好 first off, namaste.
布隆斯基先生 我以为会见到… Mr. Blonsky, I was expecting...
-见到憎恶 对吗 -对 - Abomination, right? - Yes.
这个嘛… - Yeah, well...
天啊 - Oh, God.
-不好意思啊 -没事 - Sorry about that. - No, I'm cool.
你不太可能见到他了 No, you won't be seeing much of him about.
真的 我彻彻底底洗心革面了 Honestly, I've completely transformed myself,
如你所见 外观上 you know, physically, obviously,
而且内心也一样 but also spiritually.
意思是你再也不能变成憎恶了 还是你不想变了 Does that mean that you can't turn into the Abomination anymore, or you won't?
都不是 意思是我选择不变身 No, no, it means that I choose not to.
我现在只是埃米尔 I'm simply Emil now.
在俄罗斯出生 在英国长大 Russian born, British raised,
成为皇家海军陆战队成员 Royal Marines commando,
被美国政府借调过来 on loan to the US government.
好吧 Okay.
通过监狱里的笔友活动 我结识了七个笔友 With seven soulmates that I met through the prison pen pal program
我想和他们一起开始新生活 that I want to start a new life with.
那么 - Wow. - So,
我们打开天窗说亮话吧 好吗 let's talk about the elephant in the room, shall we?
你的表哥 Your cousin.
-浩克 -我的表哥是布鲁斯 - The Hulk. - My cousin, Bruce.
一个意思 他就是浩克 对吗 Semantics. He was the Hulk, wasn't he?
我之前企图杀了他 You know, I tried to kill him, you know.
咱们先解决这个问题吧 So let's get that out of the way.
我跟他没有什么私仇… It wasn't personal or anything. So...
是你们政府直接给我下的命令 I was under direct orders from your government.
但是后来你在哈林区大肆破坏 But then you went on a destructive rampage in Harlem.
政府可没批准这个 That wasn't sanctioned by the government.
对 那是因为他们给我打了 那个超级士兵的血清 Yeah, because they pumped me full of that Super Soldier Serum.
那些后续的行为是因为 政府给你打的血清造成的 The serum the government gave you caused your subsequent actions?
我曾经是一名战功卓越的士兵 I was a highly decorated soldier.
我被派去执行任务 解除危机 You know, I was sent on a mission to take out a threat,
我认为我是正义的一方 明白吗 and I thought I was the good guy, you know?
我认为我会成为 比如说… I thought I was gonna be, you know...
美国什么队长的 明白吗 Captain bloody America or something, you know?
结果那个危机 就是你表哥 And now, that very threat, your cousin,
被捧成了英雄 而我却被关在这 is held up as some kind of hero, and I'm locked up in here.
这算什么正义 珍妮佛 Where's the justice in that, Jen?
我明白你的意思 I understand your point.
但是假释委员会要首先确定 你已经真的悔过了 But the parole board's gonna need to know that you feel remorse for your actions
这样才有可能考虑释放你 to even consider release.
我当然已经悔过了 Absolutely, I do, you see.
而且 我这里 And I have here,
-有许多我写的俳句… -不是吧 - uh, various haikus I've written... - Oh, boy.
来表达我对每位受害者的 ...to each of my victims
深切哀悼 expressing the sorrow.
你要不要感受一下 - You don't... - If you'd like to experience them.
不用了 我会… That's okay, I get...
“我的小耳朵听到…” "My tiny ears hear, so..."
如果我是你的律师 我会建议你 If I were your attorney, I would advise you to
说话真诚一点 发自内心一点 speak truthfully, from the heart,
而不是揣测他们可能想听到什么 instead of trying to gauge what you think they might wanna hear.
我说的都是真心话 珍妮佛 That's all from the heart, Jen.
听着 我只想继续 Look, I just wanna
我自己的人生 move on with my life,
在我那七个笔友给我买的大房子里 宁静地生活 live in peace on a large piece of property purchased for me by my seven soulmates.
好吧 Right.
你愿意帮我吗 Think you can help?
我考虑一下 Yeah, I'll think about it.
沃尔特斯小姐 我是霍尔顿·霍利韦 Miss Walters. Yes, this is Holden Holliway.
我希望你在今天之内做出决定 I expect to hear your decision by the end of today.
小家伙
珍妮佛 你好啊 Hey, Jen, what's up?
布鲁斯 听我说 我找到新工作了 Bruce, hey. Um, listen, I got a new job.
恭喜 真是太棒啦 Hey, congratulations. That's fantastic.
是的 但是 Yeah. But,
有个条件是我必须接受 埃米尔·布朗斯基的委托 part of the deal is, I have to take on Emil Blonsky as a client.
我必须跟你谈过才能做决定 And I couldn't do that without talking to you first.
-好… -我觉得你并没有记恨他 - Okay... - It doesn't seem like you hold a grudge,
至少你之前从来没提过 at least you've never talked about that before.
-那是… -而且你总是说 - That's... - And you're always saying that
每个人都应该有重新来过的机会 you know, everybody deserves a second chance.
我不会轻易上当受骗 - I think you've... - And I'm not falling for an act here,
但是布朗斯基确实挺有道理的 but Blonsky did seem to have really good arguments, you know?
-好吧… -他的话很有说服力 - Yeah... - He was so compelling.
也可能是我想相信他改过自新了 And maybe I wanna believe that he's reformed, you know?
难道这个社会不应该 努力争取改造罪犯吗 Isn't rehabilitation something we should strive for as a society?
-那个… -但是如果你不同意 - That's... - But none of that matters
-以上这些都不重要 -珍妮佛 - if you don't feel comfortable with it. - Jen.
你打电话是要告诉我 你打算接受这份工作 You're calling me to tell me you're taking the job.
我打电话是要告诉你 我打算接受这份工作 是的 I'm calling you to tell you I'm taking the job, yes.
这样挺好 珍妮佛 你应该接受的 That's great, Jen, you should.
其实布朗斯基不久前 给我写了一封很不错的信 Actually, Blonsky wrote me a really nice letter a while back,
还有一首真挚的俳句 我们之间的事已经过去了 and a really heartfelt haiku. So we put everything behind us.
那次战斗已经是很多年前的事了 现在的我已经完全不一样了 That fight was so many years ago, I'm a completely different person now.
真的 Literally.
你真的不介意吗 So you're sure you're okay with it? Really?
我真的不介意 Yeah, I'm okay with it.
我觉得你也不会介意 这可是你走向世界的重要一步 Sounds like you're okay with it, too. It's a big step into the world.
公开身份可不容易 - It's not easy going public.
最后他们给你起了什么名字 What'd they end up naming you, anyway?
女浩克 - She-Hulk.
别说了 Don't even.
不 我喜欢这名字 No, I love that.
还真是朗朗上口 That's got a nice ring to it.
律师女浩克 She-Hulk, Attorney at Law.
这份工作有些 让我不太愉快的附加条件 Ugh. I mean, there are, like, some strings attached that I'm not so happy about.
我需要好好适应一下 It's gonna be a lot to navigate.
都会解决的 你肯定没问题 记得小心点 好吗 It all worked out. You got this. Just be careful, okay?
好 我会小心的 Yeah, yeah, I'll be careful.
你最近会来洛杉矶吗 You coming to LA anytime soon?
最近应该不会去 有点事要先解决 Yeah, probably not for a minute. I got some things I gotta take care of.
好吧 好像是挂了 Okay. Phone call over, I guess.
总算来了 Ah. There you are.
-你好 -霍利韦先生 - Hello. - Mr. Holliway,
我决定接受这份工作 uh, I'd like to accept your offer.
真是好消息 沃尔特斯小姐 That's good to hear, Miss Walters.
也就是说你会接 布朗斯基先生的案子 So this means you're taking Blonsky's case?
是的 所有私人问题都已经解决了 Absolutely. All personal complications have been resolved.
我向您保证 我一定会全力以赴的 And I guarantee you, you're getting my best work.
我已经有个必胜的策略了 百分之百保证胜诉 I've already got a winning strategy and it is 100% in the bag.
非常好 Glad to hear it.
也许你应该看看现在的新闻 You might wanna take a look at the news right now.
好的 Yes.
-晚安 沃尔特斯小姐 -祝您晚安 老板 - Have a good evening, Miss Walters. - Uh, have a good evening, sir.
目前 埃米尔·布朗斯基的律师 仍未对此事表态 So far there have been no statements made by Emil Blonsky's attorney
但是根据一段令人震惊的视频 我们可以看到憎恶 after shocking footage leaked showing the Abomination
参与了一场地下搏击俱乐部的比赛 participating in what appears to be an underground fight club
不知他是通过何种手段越狱的 after having somehow escaped from prison.
该死 That sucks.
《律师女浩克》
我不知道什么是4K 其实谁都不懂 I don't know what 4K is. Here's the thing, nobody does.
但是你还是得有 But you still need it.
说实话 我不知道来这干什么 I don't know what I'm doing down here, I'll be honest.
我往左往右都转过 I've turned it left, turned it right.
-逆时针转 -轮子就是会跟着转 - Counterclockwise. - The wheel just turns.
我不知道有什么意义 I don't know what we're doing.
-好了 放下吧 就是那 很好 -好的 - Okay, drop it down. There. Good. - Okay.
-不许再碰这些线了 -不会了 - Do not touch these wires again. - No.
这我也能行 I could've done that.
搬来啦 小心路灯 There you go. Yeah, watch out for the lamp.
很好 上来吧 Yeah? Good, good. Come on up. Come on. There you go.
多喝水挺好的 爸爸 但是这也太多了 I'm glad you're staying hydrated, Dad, but this is a bit excessive.
我来 我来开门 好了 Oh! Here, I got that. Let me get that. Yeah. Okay.
字幕翻译： 虫二