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☆☆☆☆☆大可爱制作☆☆☆☆☆
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☆☆☆☆☆keai字幕☆☆☆☆☆
高品质字幕  清新的享受

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地球人坏坏

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（纳拉克星球-抢救宝宝行动）

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史科奇

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史科奇，你在干嘛？

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哈啰！史科奇，快点回答

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你没跑出去做什么笨蛋蠢事对吧？

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盖瑞，我有点状况

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他是我老弟史科奇

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早就料到他又出包

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到底是出了什么包呢？

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这恐怕要从很久以前...从头讲起

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47分钟前

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纳拉克星球的抢救宝宝行动

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史科奇，安静点！

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拜托你尽量不要吵醒纳拉克人

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嘿！那是我，盖瑞超新星

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我在任务指挥中心工作

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负责指挥大小任务

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史科奇从来不鸟我的指挥

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安啦！盖瑞老哥，他们都已经睡死了

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那就是纳拉克人，黏TT！又恐怖！

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还臭得让人想吐！

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把它PO到BlueTube

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盖瑞！这里闻起来

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比航太总署的马桶还臭一百倍

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（我爱安全）

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可以想像

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（凌凌冰先生）
我的程式就在航太总署设计的

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我觉得那里超级厉害

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闭嘴，凌凌

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请你叫我冰...凌凌冰

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好啦！史科奇

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一找到小宝宝们就快点闪人

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bingo，请帮我确认那艘太空船

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很好，再来你要非常地谨慎小心

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很难喔，那不是我的style

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不要搞你的style，史科奇，嘘...

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史科奇大侠连续跳跃

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优雅跳进空中360度空翻

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最后...完美落地！

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拜托！谨慎小心

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注意史科奇

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宝宝们应该就在前面不远了

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知道了

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不！

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坏消息！老哥

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来不及了

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他们吃掉了宝宝！

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怎么可以这样

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史科奇，宝宝在你后面

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什么？

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嗨！可爱的宝宝

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史科奇叔叔来救你们了

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咕叽咕叽咕叽咕...

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盖瑞，要不要叫史科奇讲话小声点

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免得凸槌，你觉得呢？

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史科奇，安静！

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盖瑞，你看看他们

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超级可爱像小天使

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你会吵醒纳拉克的所有人

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还有他们各个都有起床气

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哔哥噗

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史科奇

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是谁在放屁？

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盖瑞！快叫他闭嘴

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史科奇！

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盖瑞！我有点状况

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你就是个大状况，我讲话你都不听

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你说只有一两个纳拉克人对吧？

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不对，我说一千两百个！

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屁！我记得不是哦

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那里有一千两百个纳拉克人

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知道

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一千两百个吃宝宝的纳拉克人

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知道

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一千两百个讨厌该死的纳拉克人

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- 一千两百喔！ - 知道

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我好像有印象你说一千两百个喔

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现在勒

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ok，再跑二十码就是死亡裂谷

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救命钩发射倒数、三

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哇...耶...呼...

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一

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喔耶！看见没？

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砰！史科奇天下无敌

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尽管放马过来

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可怜的宝宝，你们的保母车要来啰

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实在很歹势，丑八怪

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我救到宝宝啰！

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别哭乖乖乖乖乖乖！嘘别哭！

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没事没事了 ，别哭

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别别别...别哭！

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乖喔！嘘

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盖瑞？

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马上搞定

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是不是

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（叭噗星球）

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超新星9号

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准备好要降落在爸爸星球

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停这里会被拖吊，先生

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最好是啦，老爸

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是真的，这个控制台非常贵，懂吗？

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控制台？

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老兄，我有名有姓耶！真没礼貌

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太空船可以还我吗？

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不可以

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爸，为什么你老爱说不可以

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好啦，你小心一点

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是的，遵命

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好烫！好烫！

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对不起，老爸

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嘿

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现在我们来玩手手放屁屁的游戏

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那游戏烂毙了 ！

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盖瑞？帮个忙，把太空船停好

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马上启动遥控辅助系统

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仔细看你老爸指挥

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超新星9号完美降落

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史科奇回来了 ！

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我爱你！叭噗星球

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- 砰！ - 史科奇...

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酷！

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然后两三下就搞定

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- 盖瑞！ - 干嘛？

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小姐，你想吓死人啊

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你干嘛每次都用大头症模式Call我

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我们接收到银河系里

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一个不明的求救信号

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叫史科奇准备下个任务

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知道了 ，老大，他要去哪？

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他要去黑暗星球

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你是头壳坏掉？

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歹势...当我没说

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那里叫做黑暗星球

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是因为所有人有去无回

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就像是被吸进黑洞一样

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他一小时后出发

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哇！叔叔要去黑暗星球吗？超酷！

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待在这里，不准乱动

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谁都不准去危险的黑暗星球

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我将要出发去黑暗星球

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史科奇！

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史科奇，我有问题

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不准发问、接受拍照

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哈！

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哇

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喝！水啦

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借过！史科奇！史科奇大偶像！

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好的，这位漂亮美眉请上台

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嗨！帅哥，欢迎回来

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盖碧？这是live

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喔对喔，嗨！谈谈这次的任务

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危险的黑暗星球

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连我也不能大意

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以前从来没有人能够活着回来

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抱歉，不好意思，借过一下

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你做了万全准备吗？

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呃没...还没准备

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盖瑞超新星，我的宝贝兄弟

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声明一下，我是他哥哥

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盖瑞负责在宅男中心操控电脑系统

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是任务指挥中心

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我们是用超引导式磁场矩阵去控制

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我们谢谢这位宅男落落长的致词

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轮到你了 ，盖碧

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以上是BNN记者盖碧八卦布洛

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在叭噗星球航太总署的报导

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我要娶盖碧美眉

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嫁给你算她衰

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嘿！听着，我们根本什么都不知道

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那个黑暗星球没人了解状况

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要把任务延期才行

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我很想，可惜赞助厂商都已经谈好了

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黑暗星球可乐，彻底摧毁你的味蕾

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这里面百分之百都是糖水

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不然小屁孩怎么会爱

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我已经帮玉米片新包装拍封面了

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有吗？

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（史科奇脆片）

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拍好了

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史科奇脆片 ？

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每一盒都有小惊喜喔！

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- 够了 ！ - 这个我超强的

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- 很痛耶 - 我可以玩一整天！耶

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别闹了 ，住手！这件事要想清楚

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我想啦

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哪里有人需要帮忙

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我就非去帮他们不可

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ok，但你现在去

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我就不能帮你去帮他们

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盖瑞我很认同你的看法

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这种事是急不得的

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你先去简报室拿星盘出来看看

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再跟全体队员讨论

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没问题，老弟

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他有得忙了 ，快点发动太空船

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电脑下载黑暗星球的所有资讯

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好的，请稍待

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扫描档案、扫描档案

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找到了...黑暗星球

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是遥远的M级星体

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它距离我们四百光年

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在金牛座分子云的方向

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既奇怪又恐怖阴森的环境

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黑暗星球是宇宙中

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唯一倒退演化的世界

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原本拥有聪明又漂亮的生物

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但是过没多久就被丑陋、暴力

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长得很吓人的智障生物取代

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油～恶爆了

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他们的生物从温和聪明

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变成了野蛮愚蠢

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他们有种奇怪的毛病

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把自己划分成很多 “国家”

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又会为自己划分的界线打起战争

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而且在打完仗后，打赢的变得很惨

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打输的反而愈来愈强

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我们还推论出这个星球的人

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选领导人的标准是

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看谁脸上的毛又多又怪

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他们很爱钞票、喝汤、奇异笔

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还有种东西叫牙线

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而这个男人是电视名嘴

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喔！架恐怖！

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他的讲评直接犀利

229
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非常有钱又爱现

230
00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:56,383
在室内也带着墨镜，我喜欢他

231
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,127
过去曾有106个高等生物

232
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- 降落在黑暗星球 - 什么？

233
00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:03,091
想和他们进行友善的交流

234
00:11:03,335 --> 00:11:05,326
却没有半个能活着回来

235
00:11:05,641 --> 00:11:07,040
史科奇叔叔！

236
00:11:08,078 --> 00:11:09,568
嘿，奇普

237
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刚才你超厉害

238
00:11:13,188 --> 00:11:15,656
谢了 ，小鬼，你爸知道你在这吗？

239
00:11:15,927 --> 00:11:18,065
他叫我在办公室乖乖等他

240
00:11:18,065 --> 00:11:21,501
可是任务指挥中心无聊死了

241
00:11:21,606 --> 00:11:22,808
对啊！超无聊

242
00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:25,641
只能嘟嘟嘟嘟灯灯灯哔

243
00:11:25,747 --> 00:11:28,147
我好想跟你一样当太空人

244
00:11:28,486 --> 00:11:30,113
带我一起去好不好？

245
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,160
哇！你老爸会不高兴喔

246
00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,596
虽然惹他是我专门

247
00:11:33,596 --> 00:11:35,325
不然来个小约定

248
00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:38,595
如果我遇到麻烦，你就要来救我

249
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:42,080
遵命，奇普中尉兼小小冒险家

250
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,650
随时为您效劳

251
00:11:43,650 --> 00:11:45,379
小冒险家奇普

252
00:11:46,088 --> 00:11:48,092
你猜这是什么东西？

253
00:11:48,092 --> 00:11:49,227
是爆炸带耶！

254
00:11:49,227 --> 00:11:51,218
准备接受训练了吗？

255
00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:53,703
现在我们迫降

256
00:11:53,703 --> 00:11:55,239
被外星人给包围住

257
00:11:55,239 --> 00:11:56,809
他们黏TT一身绿

258
00:11:56,809 --> 00:11:58,379
朝我们步步逼近

259
00:11:58,379 --> 00:11:59,971
怎么办？看这招！瞄准！

260
00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:01,351
打挂它

261
00:12:01,351 --> 00:12:02,113
酷！

262
00:12:02,454 --> 00:12:03,723
轻轻松松就搞定

263
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,658
厉害

264
00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:05,989
无敌旋风腿！

265
00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:10,361
我中标了 ！

266
00:12:11,639 --> 00:12:13,610
奇普，这次换你救我

267
00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:14,474
遵命

268
00:12:15,881 --> 00:12:17,007
你们在干嘛？

269
00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:18,378
太空人训练

270
00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,857
用这个？你不知道这是管制品？

271
00:12:20,857 --> 00:12:22,256
竟然还拿给他玩

272
00:12:27,738 --> 00:12:28,705
不好意思

273
00:12:31,846 --> 00:12:33,143
回我的办公室

274
00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:35,643
再见，史科奇叔叔

275
00:12:36,154 --> 00:12:37,052
史科奇！

276
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,717
指挥中心，有个发疯老爸要处理

277
00:12:40,029 --> 00:12:43,556
是你把我气疯的，你干嘛发动它

278
00:12:49,247 --> 00:12:50,517
你叫我去楼上

279
00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:53,008
- 就是想偷偷跑去黑暗星球？ - 对

280
00:12:53,590 --> 00:12:55,594
刚刚不是说任务要延期吗？

281
00:12:55,594 --> 00:12:58,461
太空船发射倒数三十分钟

282
00:13:03,576 --> 00:13:05,514
史科奇这次任务实在太危险了

283
00:13:05,514 --> 00:13:06,449
快停止！

284
00:13:06,449 --> 00:13:08,553
闭嘴！盖瑞，没人问你

285
00:13:08,553 --> 00:13:09,922
我身为任务指挥官

286
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:12,026
- 可是没有人听我的指挥 - 对

287
00:13:12,026 --> 00:13:12,993
谁想听

288
00:13:13,095 --> 00:13:13,754
没有

289
00:13:14,665 --> 00:13:15,934
那我干嘛站在这里？

290
00:13:15,934 --> 00:13:17,236
不用担心，盖瑞

291
00:13:17,236 --> 00:13:18,931
他出过几百次任务了

292
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,077
出几百次任务的不是他

293
00:13:21,077 --> 00:13:22,113
是我们一起

294
00:13:22,113 --> 00:13:23,716
我出脑、你出力

295
00:13:23,716 --> 00:13:24,885
每次你都这样讲

296
00:13:24,885 --> 00:13:27,023
这样讲是为了让你爽，宝贝兄弟

297
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,726
史科奇，不要这样叫我

298
00:13:28,726 --> 00:13:30,697
你这辈子都想要控制我

299
00:13:30,697 --> 00:13:33,393
因为这样你才加入这里

300
00:13:34,471 --> 00:13:37,304
这都是为你好，兄弟要互相照顾

301
00:13:37,711 --> 00:13:40,282
少来，你不过是坐着按几颗按钮

302
00:13:40,282 --> 00:13:43,489
都是我在外面出生入死

303
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:46,629
是吗？如果我不在你身边会怎样

304
00:13:46,629 --> 00:13:51,259
没有你我会更快乐！宝贝兄弟

305
00:13:51,505 --> 00:13:53,443
既然你坚持不听我的话

306
00:13:53,443 --> 00:13:57,106
一意孤行想逞英雄，你就自己玩吧

307
00:13:57,918 --> 00:14:00,614
你...什么？你想不干了？

308
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:05,524
谁准你不干啊？我...我开除你！

309
00:14:05,867 --> 00:14:09,268
你不能开除我，是老子不干的！

310
00:14:24,303 --> 00:14:26,141
- 嘿，妈 - 嘿，太空人宝贝

311
00:14:26,141 --> 00:14:28,446
走吧狗狗！ 我们去玩飞盘

312
00:14:28,446 --> 00:14:29,640
那么早下班？

313
00:14:30,082 --> 00:14:31,886
史科奇开除我

314
00:14:31,886 --> 00:14:33,823
什么？他不能开除你

315
00:14:33,823 --> 00:14:35,760
我也是这样讲的，所以我不干

316
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,664
你被开除后才决定不干吗？

317
00:14:37,664 --> 00:14:39,461
喂！你站哪边啊？

318
00:14:40,102 --> 00:14:42,874
我看应该把你们俩放在同一个房间

319
00:14:42,874 --> 00:14:45,138
让你们知道什么叫兄弟

320
00:14:54,898 --> 00:14:56,627
让他自食恶果

321
00:14:56,836 --> 00:14:58,201
爸！你在干嘛？

322
00:14:59,307 --> 00:15:02,538
没事，只是改良我设计的火箭靴

323
00:15:04,852 --> 00:15:07,218
酷！能帮忙吗？

324
00:15:07,389 --> 00:15:09,823
你想像爸爸这么厉害吗，奇普？

325
00:15:10,062 --> 00:15:12,701
嘿！我终于可以好好陪我儿子了

326
00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:14,066
这是什么钮？

327
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:16,534
不要

328
00:15:18,513 --> 00:15:19,571
小心前面！

329
00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:23,545
盖瑞！

330
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,023
我们家浴室怎么会有火箭靴？

331
00:15:28,766 --> 00:15:31,137
欢迎收看BNN

332
00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:33,442
现场转播史科奇前往调查

333
00:15:33,442 --> 00:15:35,747
遥远银河系的神秘求救讯号

334
00:15:35,747 --> 00:15:37,450
由黑暗星球可乐赞助

335
00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:39,120
黑暗星球可乐！

336
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,458
史科奇即将步出超新星9号

337
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:44,222
哇！他穿太空衣真是有够帅

338
00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:48,535
一起来看黑暗星球传来的画面

339
00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:50,944
我是史科奇超新星

340
00:15:50,944 --> 00:15:52,313
目前正在黑暗星球

341
00:15:52,313 --> 00:15:55,085
为了一个从这里发出的神秘求救信号

342
00:15:55,085 --> 00:15:57,424
积极展开这次的搜救行动

343
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:58,550
耶嘿！

344
00:15:58,893 --> 00:16:00,861
切换成遥控摄影机，盖碧

345
00:16:01,064 --> 00:16:02,053
祝我好运

346
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,970
本星球最伟大的英雄

347
00:16:03,970 --> 00:16:05,172
- 冒着生命危险 - 他好棒

348
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,475
- 即将踏上未知的行程 - 等我长大

349
00:16:06,475 --> 00:16:08,773
也要像史科奇叔叔一样棒

350
00:16:09,046 --> 00:16:10,673
是喔？那你别长大

351
00:16:11,084 --> 00:16:11,778
盖瑞！

352
00:16:11,819 --> 00:16:13,956
有哪个老爸想听小孩这样讲？

353
00:16:13,956 --> 00:16:16,428
我儿子想跟我的智障老弟一样？

354
00:16:16,428 --> 00:16:18,589
别紧张，他只是太兴奋

355
00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:21,672
而且那些史科奇能给你儿子的东西

356
00:16:21,672 --> 00:16:22,474
你也能给！

357
00:16:22,474 --> 00:16:25,780
我将这个星球送给我的侄子奇普

358
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:28,544
我有自己的星球？酷毙了 ！

359
00:16:28,686 --> 00:16:30,677
看来你拼不过他了

360
00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:33,824
那里好像有一道神秘的光

361
00:16:33,896 --> 00:16:37,002
它隐隐约约藏在另一道光里

362
00:16:37,002 --> 00:16:39,340
别别别别...别过去！

363
00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:41,144
不要靠近那道光

364
00:16:41,144 --> 00:16:43,009
前进那道光

365
00:17:01,117 --> 00:17:03,779
那光...好美啊

366
00:17:11,638 --> 00:17:14,198
生还者，展开救援行动

367
00:17:17,517 --> 00:17:19,755
你好，收到你的求救信号

368
00:17:19,755 --> 00:17:23,555
就火速赶来救你，我史科奇超新星

369
00:17:26,535 --> 00:17:29,875
怎么了？我们打招呼都习惯握手

370
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:32,173
不然我就入境随俗

371
00:17:35,987 --> 00:17:37,113
有够丢脸

372
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,730
你真的非常热情，我也喜欢你

373
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:43,130
可是我的手臂好酸

374
00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:44,729
谁！

375
00:17:44,905 --> 00:17:45,872
那是什么？

376
00:17:47,376 --> 00:17:48,035
谁！

377
00:17:55,025 --> 00:17:55,889
不！

378
00:17:56,094 --> 00:17:57,925
不！撑下去！

379
00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:00,557
看着我！看着我！

380
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,965
你不能死啊小兄弟！

381
00:18:08,384 --> 00:18:11,257
不要！

382
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,019
靠过去

383
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,094
史科奇！

384
00:18:13,094 --> 00:18:14,288
有一只蓝色的

385
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:19,097
他只不过是想跟我打招呼

386
00:18:21,478 --> 00:18:23,309
彼得，杰克受伤了

387
00:18:23,549 --> 00:18:24,316
搞什么鬼

388
00:18:24,316 --> 00:18:26,443
这个外星人干嘛攻击乡下的seven？

389
00:18:28,224 --> 00:18:29,594
站住！外星人

390
00:18:29,594 --> 00:18:32,154
不准用你们的外星武器攻击我们

391
00:18:32,299 --> 00:18:33,936
马提、 昆汀，一起上！

392
00:18:33,936 --> 00:18:35,205
放马过来吧

393
00:18:35,205 --> 00:18:36,229
快点跑啊

394
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,455
两三下就搞定

395
00:18:50,302 --> 00:18:51,471
再来换谁？

396
00:18:51,471 --> 00:18:53,041
耶！叔叔好厉害

397
00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:55,066
别吵，史科奇有大麻烦了

398
00:19:05,098 --> 00:19:07,066
瞄准穿太空装的那个家伙！

399
00:19:09,741 --> 00:19:10,605
小心！

400
00:19:20,863 --> 00:19:22,421
我看还是先撤退

401
00:19:28,311 --> 00:19:29,369
情况不妙

402
00:19:29,514 --> 00:19:31,675
盖瑞！快帮我想办法离开这里

403
00:19:31,985 --> 00:19:32,815
盖瑞？

404
00:19:33,522 --> 00:19:34,454
史科奇？

405
00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:44,134
这是怎么回事

406
00:19:45,613 --> 00:19:49,105
好吧，说句真心话

407
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,352
朋友我爱你们

408
00:20:00,008 --> 00:20:01,498
欢迎光临地球

409
00:20:02,847 --> 00:20:04,371
把他绑好带回去

410
00:20:20,215 --> 00:20:20,783
插播一则

411
00:20:20,783 --> 00:20:23,809
由叭噗星球航太总署证实的消息

412
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,728
所有与史科奇超新星的通讯方式

413
00:20:26,728 --> 00:20:28,127
都已经中断

414
00:20:28,866 --> 00:20:30,068
目前只能推断

415
00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:31,705
我们叭噗星球的大英雄

416
00:20:31,705 --> 00:20:35,607
史科奇已经...壮烈牺牲

417
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,048
对不起，我念不下去了

418
00:20:38,552 --> 00:20:39,052
糟了

419
00:20:39,052 --> 00:20:40,956
都是你！你不去帮忙叔叔

420
00:20:40,956 --> 00:20:42,924
才害他被人抓走

421
00:20:43,094 --> 00:20:45,688
你爸爸才不会对叔叔见死不救

422
00:20:45,866 --> 00:20:46,601
对吧？

423
00:20:46,601 --> 00:20:49,306
我们去黑暗星球救他！快点

424
00:20:49,306 --> 00:20:50,739
你先别急，奇普

425
00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:53,378
快点！快点！接电话

426
00:20:53,749 --> 00:20:56,020
喔，你好盖瑞？听说你辞职了

427
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,592
有紧急事件，史科奇被抓走了

428
00:20:58,592 --> 00:20:59,627
我已经在处理了

429
00:20:59,627 --> 00:21:00,616
可恶

430
00:21:01,565 --> 00:21:04,403
爸，史科奇叔叔叫我一定要去救他

431
00:21:04,403 --> 00:21:06,701
- 我们可以自己组搜救队啊 - 奇普

432
00:21:06,741 --> 00:21:09,447
他是家人，我们要想办法去救他

433
00:21:09,447 --> 00:21:11,383
我也希望可以赶快救他

434
00:21:11,383 --> 00:21:14,614
可是你什么都不做，你只会讲电话

435
00:21:15,391 --> 00:21:16,551
回房间去！

436
00:21:35,799 --> 00:21:36,595
奇普？

437
00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:49,955
奇普，我知道你想去救叔叔

438
00:21:50,295 --> 00:21:52,729
宝贝你真的非常勇敢

439
00:21:54,904 --> 00:21:57,600
虽然我跟你叔叔难免会吵架

440
00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:59,634
但还是兄弟啊

441
00:22:01,785 --> 00:22:05,659
我一定想办法让他平平安安回到家里

442
00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:06,956
我向你保证

443
00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:11,263
我爱你，儿子，来嘛，爸爸抱抱

444
00:22:14,911 --> 00:22:16,173
奇普？奇普？

445
00:22:18,518 --> 00:22:21,056
琪拉！奇普不见了 ！奇普不见了 ！

446
00:22:21,056 --> 00:22:21,725
什么？

447
00:22:21,725 --> 00:22:22,783
快去救援舱！

448
00:22:23,027 --> 00:22:25,154
我们要比他先赶到航太总署

449
00:22:27,235 --> 00:22:27,826
你要干嘛？

450
00:22:27,937 --> 00:22:29,427
我们要用火箭靴

451
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:31,010
你脑子趴呆啊？

452
00:22:31,010 --> 00:22:33,415
定向仪不准，而且推进装置也坏了

453
00:22:33,415 --> 00:22:34,677
它根本不能飞

454
00:22:34,817 --> 00:22:37,149
我当了十五年的航太总署试飞员

455
00:22:37,255 --> 00:22:38,492
这又不是火箭科技

456
00:22:38,492 --> 00:22:41,359
你说的完全正确！它就是火箭靴

457
00:22:42,165 --> 00:22:45,532
盖瑞，拿出你的GUTS跟我来！

458
00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:51,316
实在是太疯狂太危险

459
00:22:51,316 --> 00:22:53,580
你应该要开在火箭靴的专用道

460
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:55,278
小心！

461
00:22:56,995 --> 00:22:57,730
Sorry

462
00:22:57,730 --> 00:22:58,458
危险

463
00:23:01,370 --> 00:23:02,573
你搞得我很不man

464
00:23:02,573 --> 00:23:03,709
不然你来开？

465
00:23:03,709 --> 00:23:05,176
算了 ！我不想死

466
00:23:09,954 --> 00:23:11,717
你果然是是火箭靴达人

467
00:23:12,993 --> 00:23:14,221
小心！小心！小心！

468
00:23:14,731 --> 00:23:15,833
不好意思

469
00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:16,595
夭寿

470
00:23:24,550 --> 00:23:25,915
我们来了 ，奇普

471
00:23:29,527 --> 00:23:30,221
他在哪？

472
00:23:31,063 --> 00:23:31,722
奇普！

473
00:23:32,265 --> 00:23:33,602
不行！奇普！别去！

474
00:23:33,602 --> 00:23:34,830
奇普！回来

475
00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:40,616
奇普，看这里

476
00:23:40,616 --> 00:23:42,018
拜托别闹了

477
00:23:42,018 --> 00:23:44,991
启动自动发射系统倒数60秒

478
00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:46,594
奇普，爸爸在这！

479
00:23:46,594 --> 00:23:48,528
盖瑞，闪开

480
00:23:56,013 --> 00:23:57,913
真是个烂主意

481
00:24:01,256 --> 00:24:03,156
妈，爸！要一起去吗？

482
00:24:03,260 --> 00:24:04,955
不可以！这不是游戏

483
00:24:05,799 --> 00:24:06,925
卡住了 ！

484
00:24:08,939 --> 00:24:10,141
盖瑞，快想办法

485
00:24:10,141 --> 00:24:11,403
我来中止发射

486
00:24:11,945 --> 00:24:14,817
12、 11...

487
00:24:14,817 --> 00:24:17,756
你选择了 “中止发射” 确认请说 “yes”

488
00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:18,123
Yes

489
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,027
重覆一次，是椰子吗？

490
00:24:20,027 --> 00:24:20,562
No

491
00:24:20,562 --> 00:24:21,598
- 盖瑞，动作快！  - 你选择了no

492
00:24:21,598 --> 00:24:22,900
取消 “中止发射” ？

493
00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:24,629
No，我是说yes

494
00:24:24,837 --> 00:24:26,073
是yes还是no

495
00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:26,574
No

496
00:24:26,574 --> 00:24:27,375
你是说yes？

497
00:24:27,375 --> 00:24:27,943
Yes

498
00:24:27,943 --> 00:24:30,248
- 你确定是yes还是... - Yes！yes！ yes！

499
00:24:30,248 --> 00:24:30,916
它打不开

500
00:24:30,916 --> 00:24:32,453
重覆一次，你选择yes

501
00:24:32,453 --> 00:24:33,455
确认 “中止发射”

502
00:24:33,455 --> 00:24:34,752
yes

503
00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:37,651
确认 “中止发射”

504
00:24:39,232 --> 00:24:40,597
算你好运

505
00:24:40,669 --> 00:24:42,534
奇普，你吓死我了

506
00:24:42,573 --> 00:24:43,562
对不起

507
00:24:43,742 --> 00:24:46,267
我答应史科奇叔叔要去救他

508
00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:48,405
拜托，不要再这样吓我

509
00:24:49,185 --> 00:24:51,676
不行，奇普是对的

510
00:24:52,392 --> 00:24:53,628
史科奇是我弟弟

511
00:24:53,628 --> 00:24:54,563
你...老公？

512
00:24:54,563 --> 00:24:55,860
我必须去救他

513
00:24:56,834 --> 00:24:58,304
等等，你要干嘛？

514
00:24:58,304 --> 00:25:00,772
水啦！发射系统重新启动

515
00:25:00,842 --> 00:25:01,604
盖瑞？

516
00:25:02,111 --> 00:25:02,880
爸！

517
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,347
我爱你们

518
00:25:04,684 --> 00:25:05,514
爸

519
00:25:05,686 --> 00:25:06,516
盖瑞

520
00:25:18,143 --> 00:25:20,008
莉娜，我需要你帮忙

521
00:25:20,281 --> 00:25:21,116
琪拉？

522
00:25:21,116 --> 00:25:22,845
盖瑞坐上救援舱了

523
00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:24,222
放心

524
00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:26,656
他一降落我们就会和他取得聊络

525
00:25:26,728 --> 00:25:29,196
不不不，我要你快派人追他回来

526
00:25:30,602 --> 00:25:32,729
其实我什么都不用做

527
00:25:32,806 --> 00:25:34,710
你不会以为这里有人要听你的吧

528
00:25:34,710 --> 00:25:36,981
盖瑞不可能一个人去救人回来

529
00:25:36,981 --> 00:25:38,918
拜托，把我爸救回来

530
00:25:38,918 --> 00:25:40,121
放心！小可爱

531
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:42,453
我们一定会尽力而为

532
00:25:43,027 --> 00:25:44,460
我可以帮忙做什么？

533
00:25:44,497 --> 00:25:46,727
既然你选择辞职回家当妈

534
00:25:46,801 --> 00:25:48,471
当然继续待在家里

535
00:25:48,471 --> 00:25:50,166
这里就由我负责

536
00:26:00,729 --> 00:26:02,499
准备最后进场啰，盖瑞

537
00:26:02,499 --> 00:26:03,659
扣好安全带

538
00:26:33,928 --> 00:26:36,590
我还以为这是一部刺激的3D电影

539
00:26:36,701 --> 00:26:38,100
它本来就是3D

540
00:26:41,042 --> 00:26:42,373
Ok，这才像话

541
00:26:45,117 --> 00:26:46,550
第48区

542
00:26:46,787 --> 00:26:48,220
第49区

543
00:26:48,591 --> 00:26:49,922
第50区

544
00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:54,725
降落装置启动

545
00:26:58,277 --> 00:27:00,108
降落装置损坏

546
00:27:10,835 --> 00:27:12,839
盖瑞，走出去请小心

547
00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:15,239
内容物在飞行期间已改变

548
00:27:15,645 --> 00:27:17,078
快散光了 ，对吧？

549
00:27:26,299 --> 00:27:28,003
别怕别怕，不要惊慌！

550
00:27:28,003 --> 00:27:29,272
你是受过训练的

551
00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:31,570
在舱内等待是最安全的选择

552
00:27:31,944 --> 00:27:34,208
- 自动爆炸装置，准备启动 - 什么？

553
00:27:34,249 --> 00:27:35,284
自动爆炸？

554
00:27:35,284 --> 00:27:38,090
你是救援舱，救援舱是不会自爆的

555
00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:39,614
这艘就会，盖瑞

556
00:27:39,827 --> 00:27:40,829
简直太扯了

557
00:27:40,829 --> 00:27:44,837
- 29、28、27 - 快来人救我！

558
00:27:44,837 --> 00:27:46,741
- 你计划提早惊慌吗？盖瑞 - 救命救命

559
00:27:46,741 --> 00:27:49,335
- 16、 15 - 快点

560
00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:52,515
动作快，盖瑞，快！时间不多啰

561
00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:54,957
- 10、9 - 水上迫降、怪兽攻击

562
00:27:54,957 --> 00:27:56,761
- 有了 ！笨到把自己困在舱内 - 8

563
00:27:56,761 --> 00:27:57,496
“击破玻璃”

564
00:27:57,496 --> 00:27:58,292
7…

565
00:27:58,898 --> 00:28:02,664
6、5...可以惊慌了 ！

566
00:28:03,273 --> 00:28:06,868
3、2、 1

567
00:28:07,014 --> 00:28:07,810
死定了

568
00:28:30,929 --> 00:28:34,135
这套太空装的技术真是好惊人

569
00:28:34,135 --> 00:28:35,659
- 撬开来看 - 遵命

570
00:28:52,806 --> 00:28:54,008
噗元素

571
00:28:54,008 --> 00:28:57,000
比原子能还要强一万倍的宝贝

572
00:28:58,049 --> 00:28:59,846
里面怎么有那个？

573
00:29:01,022 --> 00:29:02,114
你醒了

574
00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:05,093
放开我！放我出去

575
00:29:05,565 --> 00:29:06,657
继续睡吧

576
00:29:14,650 --> 00:29:16,754
您收听的是FM381.38

577
00:29:16,754 --> 00:29:17,856
“有话要说” 节目

578
00:29:17,856 --> 00:29:19,824
- 现在开放call- in，请说

579
00:29:20,462 --> 00:29:21,664
你好，我叫浩克

580
00:29:21,664 --> 00:29:23,935
我是在51区附近的seven上班

581
00:29:23,935 --> 00:29:26,974
我等了好多年，终于发生了

582
00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:28,478
你终于把到妹了？

583
00:29:28,478 --> 00:29:29,680
什么？不是

584
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,082
我看到关键时刻！宝洁

585
00:29:31,082 --> 00:29:32,251
我们往窗外一看

586
00:29:32,251 --> 00:29:35,220
竟然看到一个蓝色的家伙！宝洁

587
00:29:35,290 --> 00:29:36,723
真是酷毙了

588
00:29:37,228 --> 00:29:39,365
先别激动，如果你说的是事实

589
00:29:39,365 --> 00:29:42,061
他们大老远跑来这里只有一个原因

590
00:29:42,404 --> 00:29:43,462
绑架我们

591
00:29:49,786 --> 00:29:51,378
妈呀！什么东西

592
00:30:05,752 --> 00:30:07,947
没事了 ，兄弟，我们是朋友

593
00:30:07,989 --> 00:30:09,149
你在干嘛？

594
00:30:09,593 --> 00:30:11,117
要给他留个好印象

595
00:30:11,530 --> 00:30:14,124
再送点小礼物巴结

596
00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:25,081
别紧张，小蓝蓝

597
00:30:29,633 --> 00:30:31,498
欢迎光临地球！小蓝蓝

598
00:30:33,006 --> 00:30:35,110
因为我不想变成你的奴隶

599
00:30:35,110 --> 00:30:36,179
所以送你

600
00:30:36,179 --> 00:30:39,012
我们人类最喜欢的清凉饮料

601
00:30:48,103 --> 00:30:49,331
他喜欢耶！

602
00:30:49,606 --> 00:30:52,837
当然会喜欢！它是我们的好邻居耶

603
00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:56,684
不行！

604
00:30:57,989 --> 00:31:01,220
你不要喝那么快！喔惨了 ！

605
00:31:03,934 --> 00:31:05,203
别急别急别急...

606
00:31:05,203 --> 00:31:07,068
冷静点，小蓝蓝没事了

607
00:31:07,207 --> 00:31:08,469
那叫脑袋结冻

608
00:31:08,811 --> 00:31:11,575
跟着我们学，要小口小口喝

609
00:31:25,845 --> 00:31:26,834
把他带走！

610
00:31:28,551 --> 00:31:30,246
放开我

611
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,345
小蓝蓝...

612
00:31:36,399 --> 00:31:38,230
（51口味冰淇淋）

613
00:32:04,355 --> 00:32:05,617
（享用51 ，乐趣无穷）

614
00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:08,760
（禁区：闲杂人等禁止进入）

615
00:32:15,043 --> 00:32:18,638
（第51区）

616
00:32:34,783 --> 00:32:37,775
干什么？放我出去

617
00:32:41,295 --> 00:32:42,665
（美国全球防御部出品）

618
00:32:42,665 --> 00:32:43,791
（欢迎光临地球）

619
00:32:45,905 --> 00:32:47,909
哈啰，来自异世界的生物

620
00:32:47,909 --> 00:32:50,275
欢迎光临我们的 “地球”

621
00:32:50,347 --> 00:32:52,781
您现在是我们政府的贵宾了

622
00:32:53,086 --> 00:32:55,486
在您和地球人互动的时候

623
00:32:55,658 --> 00:32:57,489
也就是 “人类”

624
00:32:57,662 --> 00:33:00,563
请您遵守下列几项基本礼仪

625
00:33:00,902 --> 00:33:05,236
握手，很好！死光枪，坏坏！

626
00:33:05,343 --> 00:33:06,970
也不能把东西汽化

627
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:10,120
现代地球文化也不容许以下这些事情

628
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,594
把人类当食物、搜密、银色跳伞装

629
00:33:13,594 --> 00:33:15,926
绑架、共产主义、裸奔

630
00:33:16,265 --> 00:33:17,969
如果那些金字塔是你

631
00:33:17,969 --> 00:33:19,940
或是你认识的人建造的

632
00:33:19,940 --> 00:33:21,208
麻烦告诉我们一声

633
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,012
如果你有去过百慕达三角洲

634
00:33:23,012 --> 00:33:24,482
不小心把人类带回家

635
00:33:24,482 --> 00:33:26,382
也麻烦你马上归还

636
00:33:26,486 --> 00:33:29,091
最后一点，如果你是在地的外星人

637
00:33:29,091 --> 00:33:30,093
请看完影片后

638
00:33:30,093 --> 00:33:32,527
到316层的移民单位报到

639
00:33:33,066 --> 00:33:35,838
希望这段影片能帮助您了解地球

640
00:33:35,838 --> 00:33:38,777
免得你们和地球爆发可怕的战争

641
00:33:38,777 --> 00:33:41,769
祝您在这里有个愉快的假期

642
00:33:42,351 --> 00:33:43,318
（剧终）

643
00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:48,117
看看你的脑袋是怎么回事

644
00:33:52,538 --> 00:33:54,938
开始进行脑部扫描

645
00:33:56,379 --> 00:33:57,971
愚笨、单纯

646
00:33:58,216 --> 00:34:02,243
弱智、平庸、聪明

647
00:34:02,492 --> 00:34:05,484
天才！天才！天才...

648
00:34:05,831 --> 00:34:07,822
我们抓到一个真正的天才了

649
00:34:07,869 --> 00:34:10,360
炫克一定会很想见见你

650
00:34:11,410 --> 00:34:13,708
（盖瑞超新星，天才）

651
00:34:14,816 --> 00:34:16,249
超智能生物送来了

652
00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:21,195
你就是天才

653
00:34:21,195 --> 00:34:21,897
你想怎样样？

654
00:34:21,897 --> 00:34:22,965
研究我？解剖我？

655
00:34:22,965 --> 00:34:24,068
切碎我？吃掉我吗？

656
00:34:24,068 --> 00:34:26,901
轻松点，我很仰慕你的作品

657
00:34:27,442 --> 00:34:28,238
史科奇！

658
00:34:28,777 --> 00:34:30,244
你对我弟弟怎么了？

659
00:34:30,380 --> 00:34:32,211
我们很快就会聊到他

660
00:34:32,418 --> 00:34:34,215
这是你设计的，对吧？

661
00:34:35,591 --> 00:34:36,888
你怎么会知道？

662
00:34:37,194 --> 00:34:39,560
因为我很佩服你啊

663
00:34:39,866 --> 00:34:41,770
在外星人科技这方面

664
00:34:41,770 --> 00:34:43,829
我当然是慧眼识英雄

665
00:34:44,174 --> 00:34:46,335
我需要你这么聪明的人才

666
00:34:46,413 --> 00:34:49,780
我告诉你，我负责管理释放计划

667
00:34:49,853 --> 00:34:52,788
你工作，我就释放你

668
00:34:54,361 --> 00:34:57,000
你要确保我的最新计划

669
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,661
都零故障地运作

670
00:34:58,804 --> 00:35:01,443
还没见到史科奇，我就什么也不做

671
00:35:01,443 --> 00:35:03,714
不管你的脸是蓝还是绿

672
00:35:03,714 --> 00:35:05,944
这里都轮不到你下命令！

673
00:35:07,087 --> 00:35:07,822
“来电”

674
00:35:07,822 --> 00:35:09,915
统统出去！快点！带出去

675
00:35:10,126 --> 00:35:12,264
等等！我们还没有说完！

676
00:35:12,264 --> 00:35:13,697
我弟弟在哪里

677
00:35:21,950 --> 00:35:22,575
搞定！

678
00:35:30,033 --> 00:35:32,763
哈啰，炫克宝贝

679
00:35:33,105 --> 00:35:36,336
哈啰，亲爱的，你好迷人

680
00:35:36,713 --> 00:35:38,840
你每次都这样讲

681
00:35:39,051 --> 00:35:40,450
因为这是事实

682
00:35:40,487 --> 00:35:41,856
收到我的礼物了吗？

683
00:35:41,856 --> 00:35:42,515
有

684
00:35:44,328 --> 00:35:45,090
收到

685
00:35:45,263 --> 00:35:46,821
你喜欢吗？

686
00:35:47,234 --> 00:35:48,963
这...还好

687
00:35:49,071 --> 00:35:50,766
宝贝，怎么了？

688
00:35:50,841 --> 00:35:53,401
没事，很好，只是...

689
00:35:53,647 --> 00:35:55,116
我以为不只这个

690
00:35:55,116 --> 00:35:59,075
那只是样本，我保证还会有更多

691
00:35:59,726 --> 00:36:00,628
我准备很多

692
00:36:00,628 --> 00:36:03,065
好让我们可以一起统治宇宙

693
00:36:03,065 --> 00:36:04,362
宝贝，要快

694
00:36:09,612 --> 00:36:12,410
轻点轻点，放下来的时候温柔一点

695
00:36:23,406 --> 00:36:26,671
请问...有人吗？

696
00:36:28,417 --> 00:36:30,851
你们不可以这样！我有我的权利

697
00:36:34,996 --> 00:36:36,429
嗨，室友你好！

698
00:36:38,904 --> 00:36:40,428
你马桶用完了没？

699
00:36:43,079 --> 00:36:46,173
我叫做瑟曼，很荣幸认识你

700
00:36:46,486 --> 00:36:47,578
你好...

701
00:36:48,122 --> 00:36:50,955
我的妈呀，你全身黏TT的

702
00:36:51,663 --> 00:36:53,096
你全身都干干的

703
00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:54,592
有点湿了

704
00:36:55,002 --> 00:36:57,407
我从赛德布洛475号星来

705
00:36:57,407 --> 00:36:58,577
没听过那里

706
00:36:58,577 --> 00:37:00,748
那赛德布洛473号星呢？

707
00:37:00,748 --> 00:37:01,883
听过听过，当然

708
00:37:01,883 --> 00:37:03,475
再过去两个星球

709
00:37:04,087 --> 00:37:04,781
我瞭了

710
00:37:06,158 --> 00:37:07,895
这样吧，你先安顿下来

711
00:37:07,895 --> 00:37:09,624
可以把东西放在下铺

712
00:37:12,505 --> 00:37:14,166
我一定要离开这里

713
00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:16,037
我可以打个电话吗？

714
00:37:17,213 --> 00:37:21,188
可以，打电话、大荧幕3D电视

715
00:37:21,188 --> 00:37:23,025
上好的埃及棉床单

716
00:37:23,025 --> 00:37:23,960
你以为在度假村啊

717
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,655
兄弟，醒醒

718
00:37:26,231 --> 00:37:29,257
小声一点！不要吵我睡觉啦

719
00:37:31,810 --> 00:37:33,513
睁一只眼闭一只眼？

720
00:37:33,513 --> 00:37:35,640
你在嘲笑我只有一只眼睛？

721
00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:41,020
别激动，唉呦，记住我们的治疗

722
00:37:41,963 --> 00:37:44,329
记住这个治疗，记住这个治疗

723
00:37:44,535 --> 00:37:46,935
我很抱歉，是我情绪失控

724
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,242
我叫唉呦

725
00:37:48,242 --> 00:37:50,676
我正在接受情绪管理治疗

726
00:37:51,381 --> 00:37:52,473
她人不错嘛

727
00:37:52,651 --> 00:37:54,983
对，她人很好，叫我医生

728
00:37:55,491 --> 00:37:56,826
你是医生？

729
00:37:56,826 --> 00:37:58,730
我是电台脱口秀治疗师

730
00:37:58,730 --> 00:38:00,099
也算是医生

731
00:38:00,099 --> 00:38:02,090
只是没训练没考试没执照

732
00:38:02,203 --> 00:38:04,296
蓝色小兄弟，叫什么名字？

733
00:38:04,442 --> 00:38:07,146
盖瑞，我是来这里找我的弟弟

734
00:38:07,146 --> 00:38:08,204
你有看到他吗？

735
00:38:08,249 --> 00:38:09,886
他长怎样？跟你一样蓝色？

736
00:38:09,886 --> 00:38:11,255
对，长得跟我很像

737
00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:12,858
只是全身肌肉

738
00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:14,849
方型的下巴，整齐的牙齿

739
00:38:15,096 --> 00:38:17,701
懂了 ，原来哥哥长得比较丑

740
00:38:17,701 --> 00:38:20,273
其实审美标准有很多种

741
00:38:20,273 --> 00:38:22,207
喔！母猪赛貂蝉

742
00:38:23,613 --> 00:38:26,084
好了 ，史科奇可以救我们大家出去

743
00:38:26,084 --> 00:38:27,984
他有太空船，我们可以回家

744
00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:29,613
要离开只有一个办法

745
00:38:29,759 --> 00:38:32,387
你能发明好东西，炫克就会放你走

746
00:38:32,565 --> 00:38:34,897
这就是51区的游戏规则

747
00:38:35,437 --> 00:38:38,099
他把最聪明的外星人引诱来这里

748
00:38:38,208 --> 00:38:39,698
把我们关进牢里

749
00:38:39,745 --> 00:38:42,009
像瑟曼以前是个教授

750
00:38:42,183 --> 00:38:44,981
就是他的第四只手发明了触控荧幕

751
00:38:45,591 --> 00:38:48,059
还有唉呦，她本来是图书馆员

752
00:38:48,262 --> 00:38:49,865
帮大家查资料查到发疯

753
00:38:49,865 --> 00:38:51,401
才会发明了搜寻引擎

754
00:38:51,401 --> 00:38:51,924
（唉呦搜寻引擎）

755
00:38:52,203 --> 00:38:54,442
当然最重要那个…是我

756
00:38:54,442 --> 00:38:55,444
（摩登外星人）

757
00:38:55,444 --> 00:38:57,435
在电台脱口秀爆红以后

758
00:38:57,648 --> 00:38:59,582
我发明社群网站

759
00:39:00,319 --> 00:39:02,947
有五十亿人等着要加我好友

760
00:39:03,660 --> 00:39:05,753
炫克的资金就是这样来的

761
00:39:06,064 --> 00:39:09,124
他抢走我们的科技，去卖给全世界

762
00:39:09,505 --> 00:39:11,234
他的生意四通八达

763
00:39:11,709 --> 00:39:15,008
苹果、脸书、还有谷歌什么的

764
00:39:15,082 --> 00:39:16,947
你以为人类能发明这些？

765
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,153
根本不可能，是谁发明网际网路？

766
00:39:20,326 --> 00:39:23,295
手机？3D影像电脑动画？

767
00:39:23,466 --> 00:39:24,728
是我们

768
00:39:25,437 --> 00:39:27,541
谢谢，我超爱上科技历史

769
00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:29,168
不过你看过我弟弟吗？

770
00:39:29,412 --> 00:39:30,881
外星人请注意

771
00:39:30,881 --> 00:39:33,179
请所有人马上到餐厅报到

772
00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:36,592
提醒您，严格禁止在走道上飘浮

773
00:39:36,592 --> 00:39:38,150
或有违法行动

774
00:39:39,965 --> 00:39:40,989
那什么声音？

775
00:39:42,971 --> 00:39:45,610
全宇宙只有一种生物的打呼声音

776
00:39:45,610 --> 00:39:46,599
会这么大

777
00:39:49,452 --> 00:39:51,579
史科奇！史科奇，起床了 ！

778
00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:55,185
今天考太空英雄？没准备好

779
00:39:57,568 --> 00:39:58,330
搞什么？

780
00:40:00,139 --> 00:40:01,902
这是睡沙拉美容觉吗？

781
00:40:04,214 --> 00:40:05,650
盖瑞？嘿！盖瑞！

782
00:40:05,650 --> 00:40:07,083
你怎么会在这里？

783
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,348
我来救你回去

784
00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:12,456
你要来救我？看来我在作梦

785
00:40:13,833 --> 00:40:15,236
我赶了十五光年的路

786
00:40:15,236 --> 00:40:17,073
远离我温暖的家来救你

787
00:40:17,073 --> 00:40:18,977
我亲爱的弟弟就这样感谢我？

788
00:40:18,977 --> 00:40:21,649
是 “前任老板”  ，你被我开除了

789
00:40:21,649 --> 00:40:23,344
错！是我不干了

790
00:40:23,385 --> 00:40:26,024
你第一次自己出任务就被关进牢里

791
00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:28,857
现在你在哪里？牢里

792
00:40:29,030 --> 00:40:30,467
你们应该找我预约

793
00:40:30,467 --> 00:40:31,736
外星人请注意

794
00:40:31,736 --> 00:40:34,174
现在请准备到餐厅吃午餐

795
00:40:34,174 --> 00:40:36,144
提醒您吃牛肉要小心

796
00:40:36,144 --> 00:40:38,510
辣酱三明治牛肉超辣

797
00:40:42,958 --> 00:40:45,392
发射站电脑会告诉我们爸爸在哪里

798
00:40:46,766 --> 00:40:49,030
开始搜寻救援舱13号

799
00:40:49,738 --> 00:40:52,744
已设定29点整启动自动爆炸装置

800
00:40:52,744 --> 00:40:54,147
自动爆炸？

801
00:40:54,147 --> 00:40:55,717
播放飞航记录器影像

802
00:40:55,717 --> 00:40:58,388
你是救援舱，救援舱是不会自爆的

803
00:40:58,388 --> 00:40:59,821
简直太扯了

804
00:40:59,992 --> 00:41:00,720
爸！

805
00:41:01,061 --> 00:41:03,433
只有指挥中心可以摧毁太空船

806
00:41:03,433 --> 00:41:05,401
一定是有人在这里下命令

807
00:41:07,139 --> 00:41:08,037
快点趴下！

808
00:41:11,782 --> 00:41:12,646
是莉娜

809
00:41:13,385 --> 00:41:14,215
别乱动

810
00:41:15,590 --> 00:41:16,648
ok做得好

811
00:41:17,093 --> 00:41:18,362
- 快把东西装上去 - 嘘！

812
00:41:18,362 --> 00:41:19,522
没问题，老大

813
00:41:25,276 --> 00:41:28,015
那么多噗元素可以炸掉整个银河系

814
00:41:28,015 --> 00:41:28,883
酷喔

815
00:41:28,883 --> 00:41:31,545
这一点都不酷，超级超级不酷

816
00:41:31,722 --> 00:41:32,524
快去告诉别人

817
00:41:32,524 --> 00:41:34,151
告诉别人什么？

818
00:41:35,362 --> 00:41:36,192
莉娜！

819
00:41:36,766 --> 00:41:37,562
快跑！

820
00:41:38,603 --> 00:41:39,661
奇普快跑！

821
00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:41,901
放开我！

822
00:41:49,692 --> 00:41:51,729
我给过你机会乖乖在家里

823
00:41:51,729 --> 00:41:53,196
你应该听我的话

824
00:41:53,398 --> 00:41:54,768
那臭小子跑掉了

825
00:41:54,768 --> 00:41:56,706
没关系，只是个小鬼

826
00:41:56,706 --> 00:41:58,108
把她绑起来带回去

827
00:41:58,108 --> 00:42:00,042
等一下，盖瑞怎么办？

828
00:42:01,482 --> 00:42:05,077
盖瑞？那个胆小鬼，他不会回来了

829
00:42:07,961 --> 00:42:08,723
谢谢

830
00:42:09,465 --> 00:42:11,433
麻烦你给我几块果冻

831
00:42:14,742 --> 00:42:15,242
你好

832
00:42:15,242 --> 00:42:17,914
不确定你们是先生？还是小姐？

833
00:42:17,914 --> 00:42:19,279
没关系，无所谓

834
00:42:20,587 --> 00:42:21,781
是大眼宝宝！

835
00:42:21,856 --> 00:42:23,493
炫克好像动了什么手脚

836
00:42:23,493 --> 00:42:24,528
他们超级听话

837
00:42:24,528 --> 00:42:26,496
所以千万别惹他们，瞭了吗？

838
00:42:27,099 --> 00:42:29,838
嘿！蛋头先生，每一种都来两份

839
00:42:29,838 --> 00:42:31,829
再加一份这个

840
00:42:36,284 --> 00:42:38,650
有些事情是教不来的

841
00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:41,829
这些是什么菜？

842
00:42:41,829 --> 00:42:44,263
这里有各种外星人美食

843
00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:45,503
尖芒果、大章鱼

844
00:42:45,503 --> 00:42:46,806
小笼包、超小笼包

845
00:42:46,806 --> 00:42:48,967
鸡肉小笼包，全麦无麸小笼包

846
00:42:49,110 --> 00:42:51,882
如果你喜欢精致高档一点的美食

847
00:42:51,882 --> 00:42:53,509
还有新鲜泡泡饼

848
00:42:53,619 --> 00:42:54,847
喔...你好

849
00:42:55,322 --> 00:42:56,254
嗨

850
00:42:56,892 --> 00:42:58,689
老实说，我不太饿

851
00:43:01,569 --> 00:43:03,338
- 外星鬼！ - 你先请

852
00:43:03,338 --> 00:43:06,244
盖瑞，我看过很多越狱电影

853
00:43:06,244 --> 00:43:08,616
只要声东击西拿铲子挖条地道

854
00:43:08,616 --> 00:43:11,608
做个假人冒充自己摆着就搞定啦

855
00:43:12,022 --> 00:43:13,993
没那么简单史科奇，不要轻举妄动

856
00:43:13,993 --> 00:43:15,964
从现在起逃跑计划要小声讲

857
00:43:15,964 --> 00:43:17,701
这就是你的毛病，盖瑞

858
00:43:17,701 --> 00:43:20,507
老是啰哩叭唆，从来都不行动

859
00:43:20,507 --> 00:43:23,271
难怪老弟我，永远是英雄

860
00:43:23,412 --> 00:43:26,006
什么烂英雄，没有我你是个屁

861
00:43:26,652 --> 00:43:29,558
妈宝！只会玩电脑还敢说大话

862
00:43:29,558 --> 00:43:31,795
错了 ！我说的都是事实

863
00:43:31,795 --> 00:43:34,286
是你自己太笨了所以听不懂

864
00:43:34,367 --> 00:43:36,337
还好奇普心里的英雄是我

865
00:43:36,337 --> 00:43:37,998
不是你！胆小鬼

866
00:43:39,177 --> 00:43:40,838
把这句话收回去

867
00:43:41,549 --> 00:43:44,882
不错盖瑞，很好，像个大人

868
00:43:51,201 --> 00:43:52,303
正中目标！

869
00:43:52,303 --> 00:43:53,839
食物大战！

870
00:43:53,839 --> 00:43:56,307
警卫人员注意！餐厅发生食物暴动

871
00:43:57,379 --> 00:43:58,215
抓住他！

872
00:43:58,215 --> 00:43:59,739
站住！给我回来！

873
00:44:01,422 --> 00:44:02,946
过来你这个矮冬瓜！

874
00:44:03,826 --> 00:44:05,259
桌子转得还真快

875
00:44:10,205 --> 00:44:11,331
超好运的

876
00:44:12,209 --> 00:44:14,871
你快点住手，不然有人要受伤了

877
00:44:15,950 --> 00:44:17,212
好吧，我受够了

878
00:44:19,090 --> 00:44:21,581
命中 ！ 100分

879
00:44:23,198 --> 00:44:24,563
灾死啊你

880
00:44:24,635 --> 00:44:25,602
布鲁斯小心

881
00:44:25,903 --> 00:44:27,461
威利！快跑！

882
00:44:29,478 --> 00:44:31,715
先生先生，这样很没礼貌

883
00:44:31,715 --> 00:44:33,740
你还不是满嘴食物又讲话

884
00:44:38,629 --> 00:44:40,187
你非要现在弹钢琴吗？

885
00:44:40,733 --> 00:44:42,291
多练习才会熟练啊

886
00:44:43,839 --> 00:44:45,710
乔治、卢卡斯！快点

887
00:44:45,710 --> 00:44:46,645
有条子！

888
00:44:46,645 --> 00:44:47,634
抓住他们！

889
00:44:48,214 --> 00:44:49,875
搞什么鬼！站好！

890
00:44:51,488 --> 00:44:52,614
嗨，宝贝

891
00:44:54,861 --> 00:44:55,555
不准动！

892
00:44:58,234 --> 00:44:59,997
你竟敢打指挥官巴掌？

893
00:45:03,311 --> 00:45:04,581
好了 ，外星人

894
00:45:04,581 --> 00:45:05,912
史科奇，小心后面

895
00:45:07,821 --> 00:45:08,583
赞喔

896
00:45:08,756 --> 00:45:09,518
谢啦

897
00:45:11,595 --> 00:45:12,619
全垒打

898
00:45:17,139 --> 00:45:18,197
我们快点走吧

899
00:45:20,011 --> 00:45:21,308
喔耶！

900
00:45:24,654 --> 00:45:25,245
敬礼

901
00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:27,818
我是宇宙之王！

902
00:45:29,698 --> 00:45:30,790
没打中

903
00:45:32,637 --> 00:45:34,474
我叫他们不要用食物打仗

904
00:45:34,474 --> 00:45:35,771
他们不听

905
00:45:36,912 --> 00:45:38,243
马上扫干净

906
00:45:39,718 --> 00:45:42,448
去向和平盾报到，立刻行动

907
00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:44,160
这里是和平盾

908
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,923
这是小行星枪

909
00:45:46,264 --> 00:45:48,669
枪愈大支表示愈爱和平吗？

910
00:45:48,669 --> 00:45:49,938
虽然我也觉得很夸张

911
00:45:49,938 --> 00:45:51,642
但是这里是美国

912
00:45:51,642 --> 00:45:53,446
什么都要超大size

913
00:45:53,446 --> 00:45:55,048
这个是你们做的吗？

914
00:45:55,048 --> 00:45:56,718
花了我们将近十年

915
00:45:56,718 --> 00:45:58,656
现在只等最后一个零件了

916
00:45:58,656 --> 00:45:59,953
电力来源

917
00:46:00,025 --> 00:46:02,697
然后我们就能回到我们的星球了

918
00:46:02,697 --> 00:46:04,968
或回阳，回太阳

919
00:46:04,968 --> 00:46:07,206
真的假的？你住太阳上面？

920
00:46:07,206 --> 00:46:09,697
对啊，天气超好的

921
00:46:10,212 --> 00:46:11,515
虽然你没什么贡献

922
00:46:11,515 --> 00:46:13,005
还是可以签名

923
00:46:13,084 --> 00:46:14,745
一定满足粉丝

924
00:46:15,723 --> 00:46:19,163
好多人签名喔，那些人都去哪了？

925
00:46:19,163 --> 00:46:21,000
这玩意儿炫克已经做了很多年

926
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,558
可能他们都被放走了

927
00:46:23,171 --> 00:46:24,433
把你的手拿开！

928
00:46:29,818 --> 00:46:31,718
你不可能逍遥法外

929
00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:34,983
真不好意思，我已经逍遥了

930
00:46:35,830 --> 00:46:37,491
史科奇和盖瑞都不在

931
00:46:38,101 --> 00:46:39,659
还有谁能阻止我？

932
00:46:40,372 --> 00:46:40,740
是谁？

933
00:46:40,740 --> 00:46:43,038
交给我！搞定这些垃圾

934
00:46:44,246 --> 00:46:45,248
奇普！不行

935
00:46:45,248 --> 00:46:47,352
放马过来，小鬼

936
00:46:47,352 --> 00:46:48,046
抓住他！

937
00:46:48,756 --> 00:46:49,745
给我过来

938
00:46:57,407 --> 00:46:58,965
放我妈妈走

939
00:47:00,245 --> 00:47:01,712
我看看你多厉害

940
00:47:03,318 --> 00:47:04,683
你这个坏蛋！

941
00:47:05,055 --> 00:47:06,692
可惜我忘了带相机

942
00:47:06,692 --> 00:47:08,785
好美的全家福照片

943
00:47:12,035 --> 00:47:14,060
动作快，将军马上就要来了

944
00:47:14,608 --> 00:47:15,776
千万不要太冲动

945
00:47:15,776 --> 00:47:17,869
51区的各位士兵们

946
00:47:18,247 --> 00:47:21,580
最后一个零件已经到了 ，就在这

947
00:47:22,557 --> 00:47:24,259
那个是噗元素反应器

948
00:47:24,259 --> 00:47:25,596
怎么会在他手上？

949
00:47:25,596 --> 00:47:28,101
有人偷偷把它塞到我的太空衣里

950
00:47:28,101 --> 00:47:29,103
那又怎样？

951
00:47:29,103 --> 00:47:30,606
难道你不知道那个东西

952
00:47:30,606 --> 00:47:32,075
它的威力有多可怕？

953
00:47:32,075 --> 00:47:33,804
准备测试发射

954
00:47:34,146 --> 00:47:36,546
听见了没有，快快快！

955
00:47:46,672 --> 00:47:49,402
我的老朋友哈雷慧星

956
00:47:49,978 --> 00:47:51,969
再过五十年才会回来

957
00:47:52,583 --> 00:47:54,676
所以没人会想它

958
00:47:54,988 --> 00:47:57,059
目标瞄准哈雷慧星

959
00:47:57,059 --> 00:47:59,687
请所有哈雷的家人们节哀吧

960
00:48:04,474 --> 00:48:06,032
目标已瞄准

961
00:48:07,379 --> 00:48:10,075
准备安息吧，哈雷

962
00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:28,143
好耶！成功了 ！我们要回家了

963
00:48:28,822 --> 00:48:29,591
好耶

964
00:48:29,591 --> 00:48:30,225
超赞！

965
00:48:30,225 --> 00:48:31,419
水啦！水啦！

966
00:48:31,795 --> 00:48:32,955
事情大条了

967
00:48:33,231 --> 00:48:34,721
水啦！

968
00:48:36,303 --> 00:48:38,141
干嘛？兄弟！开心点！

969
00:48:38,141 --> 00:48:39,577
准备开趴提啰

970
00:48:39,577 --> 00:48:41,340
自己跳也很爽！

971
00:48:41,648 --> 00:48:43,980
那些噗元素足够炸掉一个星球

972
00:48:44,186 --> 00:48:47,025
我们要学习盖瑞只会坐以待毙？

973
00:48:47,025 --> 00:48:48,720
还是想办法采取行动？

974
00:48:48,896 --> 00:48:49,658
史科奇

975
00:48:53,004 --> 00:48:54,440
你是疯子

976
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:55,643
马上给我放下

977
00:48:55,643 --> 00:48:56,337
抓起来

978
00:48:59,383 --> 00:49:00,645
你完了你

979
00:49:01,555 --> 00:49:04,126
詹姆斯！柯麦隆！抓住那个外星人

980
00:49:04,126 --> 00:49:05,354
你有种就过来吧

981
00:49:07,232 --> 00:49:07,926
拦住他！

982
00:49:10,104 --> 00:49:11,503
你们被他打好玩的吗？

983
00:49:12,543 --> 00:49:13,441
拦住他！

984
00:49:19,223 --> 00:49:20,520
我是不是帅呆了

985
00:49:22,195 --> 00:49:23,184
不！

986
00:49:24,032 --> 00:49:25,465
我的反应器

987
00:49:27,205 --> 00:49:28,570
立刻把他赶出去！

988
00:49:28,675 --> 00:49:29,477
等等！住手！

989
00:49:29,477 --> 00:49:30,880
盖瑞，不用你插手

990
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,279
把矮的也带过来

991
00:49:34,888 --> 00:49:37,015
你把他吃得死死的，盖瑞

992
00:49:37,860 --> 00:49:39,384
你修好那个反应器

993
00:49:39,898 --> 00:49:41,229
- 不... - 否则不准回家

994
00:49:41,434 --> 00:49:42,230
休想

995
00:49:44,841 --> 00:49:46,076
他安静的生气

996
00:49:46,076 --> 00:49:48,636
比大吼大叫的生气更可怕

997
00:49:52,355 --> 00:49:54,594
你是个白痴的蓝色呆瓜

998
00:49:54,594 --> 00:49:56,932
知不知道你干了什么好事？

999
00:49:56,932 --> 00:49:58,769
我救了几百万无辜的外星人

1000
00:49:58,769 --> 00:50:00,673
这是英雄该做的

1001
00:50:00,673 --> 00:50:02,410
你的邪恶计划失败了

1002
00:50:02,410 --> 00:50:03,979
这是坏蛋该有的下场

1003
00:50:03,979 --> 00:50:05,816
这块面包屑黏在我脸上

1004
00:50:05,816 --> 00:50:07,553
就是他该有的归宿

1005
00:50:07,553 --> 00:50:09,578
- 史科奇 - 没关系，盖瑞

1006
00:50:09,691 --> 00:50:11,761
随你要杀要剐，我决不会帮你

1007
00:50:11,761 --> 00:50:13,558
我就知道你会这么讲

1008
00:50:17,773 --> 00:50:19,741
史科奇！不要

1009
00:50:23,986 --> 00:50:24,611
什么？

1010
00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:27,714
留个遗言吧

1011
00:50:28,227 --> 00:50:31,434
好，各位父老、兄弟姐妹

1012
00:50:31,434 --> 00:50:32,970
请大家听我说

1013
00:50:32,970 --> 00:50:34,807
千万别把我当成英雄

1014
00:50:34,807 --> 00:50:38,314
我只是胸怀壮志超英勇的普通人

1015
00:50:38,314 --> 00:50:39,817
这段话你练习很久了吗？

1016
00:50:39,817 --> 00:50:42,547
盖瑞，跟盖碧说我爱她

1017
00:50:42,790 --> 00:50:44,553
跟我的粉丝说我爱他们

1018
00:50:44,761 --> 00:50:45,796
反正大慨就是

1019
00:50:45,796 --> 00:50:47,627
遇到每个人都说我爱他们

1020
00:50:47,767 --> 00:50:50,406
盖瑞，我也爱你我的兄弟

1021
00:50:50,406 --> 00:50:52,601
- 再见了残酷的银河系 - 不要！

1022
00:50:55,449 --> 00:50:57,314
看来还有时间多讲几句

1023
00:50:57,753 --> 00:50:59,490
告诉那个洗我太空船的人

1024
00:50:59,490 --> 00:51:00,354
叫什么东东

1025
00:51:00,659 --> 00:51:02,162
反正就跟他说我爱他

1026
00:51:02,162 --> 00:51:04,299
还有黑暗星球可乐的那些人

1027
00:51:04,299 --> 00:51:05,836
- 告诉他们我爱他 - 够了，知道了

1028
00:51:05,836 --> 00:51:06,860
还有记得...

1029
00:51:07,272 --> 00:51:10,144
不！住手！我是航太总署的工程师

1030
00:51:10,144 --> 00:51:10,879
我可以修好它

1031
00:51:10,879 --> 00:51:13,313
别帮他盖瑞，我们做的没错

1032
00:51:14,019 --> 00:51:14,610
不要！

1033
00:51:20,866 --> 00:51:23,232
不！史科奇...放他走！

1034
00:51:23,638 --> 00:51:25,503
那就尽快修好和平盾

1035
00:51:26,978 --> 00:51:28,036
还有一件事

1036
00:51:28,347 --> 00:51:29,884
如果你敢告诉任何人

1037
00:51:29,884 --> 00:51:31,977
我就把你跟他一起冷冻

1038
00:51:34,694 --> 00:51:36,184
给我进去，外星鬼！

1039
00:51:41,541 --> 00:51:42,977
你这个破坏王！

1040
00:51:42,977 --> 00:51:44,814
还敢大摇大摆走进来

1041
00:51:44,814 --> 00:51:45,473
我

1042
00:51:47,686 --> 00:51:48,675
你弟弟咧？

1043
00:51:48,922 --> 00:51:49,891
被炫克抓走

1044
00:51:49,891 --> 00:51:51,293
他干嘛放你走？

1045
00:51:51,293 --> 00:51:53,056
因为他以为我能修好

1046
00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:54,528
你能修好吗？

1047
00:51:54,901 --> 00:51:56,869
废话，我是超厉害工程师

1048
00:51:57,338 --> 00:51:58,532
谢天谢地

1049
00:51:59,176 --> 00:52:00,546
可是我不想要修好

1050
00:52:00,546 --> 00:52:01,843
你说什么？

1051
00:52:03,284 --> 00:52:04,921
我修好就可以回家对吧？

1052
00:52:04,921 --> 00:52:07,822
完全正确，这哪里有问题？

1053
00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:09,797
问题是炫克将会拥有了

1054
00:52:09,797 --> 00:52:11,662
全宇宙最强武器

1055
00:52:11,935 --> 00:52:14,339
给他把玩具枪去射掉几颗小行星

1056
00:52:14,339 --> 00:52:14,941
又怎样？

1057
00:52:14,941 --> 00:52:16,744
你们见识过它的威力

1058
00:52:16,744 --> 00:52:18,080
你猜下个倒霉鬼是谁

1059
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,377
万一是你们的星球？

1060
00:52:19,450 --> 00:52:21,186
你想太多了 ！盖瑞

1061
00:52:21,186 --> 00:52:23,245
脑袋好的人就有这个毛病

1062
00:52:23,592 --> 00:52:25,924
不要人家说个影子你就生个孩子

1063
00:52:27,666 --> 00:52:29,937
难道你们就那么信任炫克？

1064
00:52:29,937 --> 00:52:32,008
我们没有太多自己的意见

1065
00:52:32,008 --> 00:52:33,100
不然要怎样？

1066
00:52:33,745 --> 00:52:35,178
我们可以不要修

1067
00:52:35,248 --> 00:52:37,352
然后咧？静坐抗议游行？

1068
00:52:37,352 --> 00:52:38,354
够了老兄

1069
00:52:38,354 --> 00:52:40,459
你要我们永远被困在这里吗？

1070
00:52:40,459 --> 00:52:41,861
我不知道怎么办好吗？

1071
00:52:41,861 --> 00:52:44,056
先让我坐下来安静的想想

1072
00:52:44,834 --> 00:52:47,860
你的意思是叫我们坐以待毙吧

1073
00:52:49,443 --> 00:52:51,346
反正我们要想办法修理

1074
00:52:51,346 --> 00:52:53,246
不管你要来或不来？

1075
00:52:55,889 --> 00:52:56,913
都随便你

1076
00:52:57,125 --> 00:52:58,990
总之不需要你

1077
00:52:59,129 --> 00:53:00,426
走了 ！瑟曼

1078
00:53:12,523 --> 00:53:13,421
剪红色线

1079
00:53:13,692 --> 00:53:15,495
不对不对，剪绿色线

1080
00:53:15,495 --> 00:53:16,664
别理我，我是色盲

1081
00:53:16,664 --> 00:53:19,155
闭嘴，我要全神贯注

1082
00:53:19,804 --> 00:53:21,908
我的第三只眼一直扰乱我

1083
00:53:21,908 --> 00:53:22,943
我搞不定

1084
00:53:22,943 --> 00:53:25,241
没戏唱了？游戏结束？

1085
00:53:27,786 --> 00:53:30,277
你们几个离噗元素远点

1086
00:53:30,992 --> 00:53:32,653
哈哈，高手

1087
00:53:32,863 --> 00:53:34,160
瑟曼，你被开除啰

1088
00:53:37,906 --> 00:53:39,577
你真的知道你在干嘛？

1089
00:53:39,577 --> 00:53:41,414
我在银河系的大学聊考

1090
00:53:41,414 --> 00:53:43,551
工程学考了接近满分

1091
00:53:43,551 --> 00:53:44,950
你们瞭这代表什么？

1092
00:53:45,856 --> 00:53:47,881
你高中的时候没有朋友？

1093
00:53:48,762 --> 00:53:51,230
意思是银河系电脑高手中

1094
00:53:51,701 --> 00:53:53,100
我最厉害

1095
00:54:29,743 --> 00:54:30,732
希望没问题

1096
00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:37,391
我们要回家了

1097
00:54:37,391 --> 00:54:39,291
该把我的罚单缴一缴了

1098
00:54:40,632 --> 00:54:42,759
盖瑞？这样正常吗？

1099
00:54:43,471 --> 00:54:45,666
好了啦！瑟曼，别担心了

1100
00:54:46,978 --> 00:54:50,952
棒盖瑞、盖瑞、盖瑞、盖瑞...

1101
00:54:50,952 --> 00:54:52,510
说话吧，盖瑞

1102
00:54:53,257 --> 00:54:55,157
整理行李，我们要回家了

1103
00:54:55,662 --> 00:54:57,289
我要带我弟弟回家

1104
00:54:59,970 --> 00:55:01,631
这个家伙要找你，长官

1105
00:55:02,141 --> 00:55:03,130
把他交给我

1106
00:55:06,316 --> 00:55:07,753
我是来找我弟弟的

1107
00:55:07,753 --> 00:55:10,688
好啊，盖瑞，你终于肯合作了

1108
00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:13,163
我照你的要求，把反应器修好了

1109
00:55:13,163 --> 00:55:14,755
修得正是时候

1110
00:55:15,835 --> 00:55:18,708
想像有这么多噗元素，我会有多强

1111
00:55:18,708 --> 00:55:19,710
什么？怎么会

1112
00:55:19,710 --> 00:55:21,644
你还自称是高等智慧生物

1113
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:25,646
超好玩的

1114
00:55:26,323 --> 00:55:27,551
我可以玩一整天

1115
00:55:27,626 --> 00:55:29,295
放我们走！你已经达到目的了

1116
00:55:29,295 --> 00:55:30,732
现在放你们走

1117
00:55:30,732 --> 00:55:32,927
晚点还得再抓你们回来

1118
00:55:32,970 --> 00:55:35,442
为什么要抓我们？你不是追求和平

1119
00:55:35,442 --> 00:55:36,875
和平根本是个屁

1120
00:55:37,144 --> 00:55:38,347
在我6岁那年

1121
00:55:38,347 --> 00:55:40,110
我老爸就被他们抓走了

1122
00:55:41,019 --> 00:55:42,188
（新墨西哥州罗斯威尔， 1947年）

1123
00:55:42,188 --> 00:55:43,621
你想想看乖儿子

1124
00:55:43,858 --> 00:55:45,795
宇宙中有那么多的星星

1125
00:55:45,795 --> 00:55:47,633
其中一定有智慧生物存在

1126
00:55:47,633 --> 00:55:49,737
天哪爸比，可以给我看吗？

1127
00:55:49,737 --> 00:55:51,500
你先别急儿子

1128
00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:53,297
那个...那个是什么？

1129
00:55:53,711 --> 00:55:56,202
我的妈呀！那是幽浮！

1130
00:55:56,383 --> 00:55:58,010
你是不是忘了加油？

1131
00:55:58,186 --> 00:56:00,814
我以为你刚刚加了 ！ 我是去买吃的

1132
00:56:01,827 --> 00:56:04,098
儿子，你一定不会相信

1133
00:56:04,098 --> 00:56:06,589
我一辈子等的就是这一刻

1134
00:56:09,910 --> 00:56:11,537
不！

1135
00:56:13,350 --> 00:56:14,840
送你去找你弟弟前

1136
00:56:15,154 --> 00:56:17,588
我还要给你看一样东西

1137
00:56:21,867 --> 00:56:23,391
这发型，没意见

1138
00:56:23,471 --> 00:56:24,904
不是叫你看发型

1139
00:56:27,879 --> 00:56:28,607
莉娜？

1140
00:56:28,981 --> 00:56:32,417
哈啰！盖瑞，你见过我未婚夫了吧

1141
00:56:32,556 --> 00:56:33,524
未婚夫？

1142
00:56:33,524 --> 00:56:35,754
我们是网友，现在流行速食

1143
00:56:36,764 --> 00:56:39,528
你们全家人老是想破坏我的好事

1144
00:56:39,703 --> 00:56:41,500
该说再见了 ，盖瑞

1145
00:56:42,409 --> 00:56:43,933
奇普！琪拉！

1146
00:56:44,513 --> 00:56:46,884
莉娜，求求你，他在利用你

1147
00:56:46,884 --> 00:56:48,249
他在利用我们大家

1148
00:56:48,621 --> 00:56:52,022
好了 ，他得不到你想搞破坏，掰掰

1149
00:56:54,365 --> 00:56:55,502
你怎么可以这样？

1150
00:56:55,502 --> 00:56:57,539
你以为我真的会爱上外星人？

1151
00:56:57,539 --> 00:56:59,810
等她带着噗元素离开你们的星球

1152
00:56:59,810 --> 00:57:01,141
我就把它炸掉

1153
00:57:02,449 --> 00:57:04,018
叭噗星球只是开场

1154
00:57:04,018 --> 00:57:05,889
我要把星球一个一个毁灭

1155
00:57:05,889 --> 00:57:07,379
干掉所有外星人

1156
00:57:09,362 --> 00:57:11,032
如果美丽又有生物的星球

1157
00:57:11,032 --> 00:57:11,901
都被你毁了

1158
00:57:11,901 --> 00:57:13,425
就没有星星可以看了

1159
00:57:14,138 --> 00:57:17,039
我看星星的年代过了

1160
00:57:25,461 --> 00:57:26,223
放我出去！

1161
00:57:27,799 --> 00:57:30,165
恭喜你你自由了...才怪！

1162
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:32,771
你们不可以这样

1163
00:57:32,976 --> 00:57:34,967
拜托！把我放出去

1164
00:57:45,835 --> 00:57:47,496
不知道你能不能听见

1165
00:57:48,674 --> 00:57:49,641
对不起

1166
00:57:53,417 --> 00:57:55,078
我本来打算救你出去

1167
00:57:55,153 --> 00:57:57,121
不是跟你一起被做成冰棒

1168
00:58:02,569 --> 00:58:06,335
我对不起你，我对不起我的家人

1169
00:58:07,879 --> 00:58:09,583
一天到晚只会做计划

1170
00:58:09,583 --> 00:58:11,881
可是如果没有英雄什么也做不了

1171
00:58:15,294 --> 00:58:16,522
我已经尽力了

1172
00:58:17,699 --> 00:58:18,597
对不起

1173
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:25,847
史科奇

1174
00:58:35,735 --> 00:58:38,173
那是盖瑞老婆？牛粪上的鲜花

1175
00:58:38,173 --> 00:58:41,006
对啊，根本是阿宅，嘟嘟嘟嘟

1176
00:58:41,447 --> 00:58:43,350
奇普，我不是叫你快跑？

1177
00:58:43,350 --> 00:58:44,251
你怎么又跑回来

1178
00:58:44,251 --> 00:58:45,989
妈妈我不能丢下你啊！

1179
00:58:45,989 --> 00:58:48,753
小小冒险家不能丢下同伴自己落跑

1180
00:58:49,028 --> 00:58:50,698
奇普，这不是玩游戏

1181
00:58:50,698 --> 00:58:53,189
我知道，我已经不是小孩子了

1182
00:58:53,370 --> 00:58:55,207
所以我一定要回来救你

1183
00:58:55,207 --> 00:58:56,868
儿子，虽然你很勇敢

1184
00:58:57,044 --> 00:58:59,239
可是现在我们两个都被抓住了

1185
00:58:59,583 --> 00:59:01,915
那是因为我还没有开始救你啊

1186
00:59:05,027 --> 00:59:07,257
爆炸带！你是故意被抓住

1187
00:59:07,364 --> 00:59:09,662
妈，我要请你保持安静

1188
00:59:11,272 --> 00:59:13,035
奇普，千万要小心

1189
00:59:17,652 --> 00:59:18,554
- 奇普 - 搞什么鬼

1190
00:59:18,554 --> 00:59:20,886
居然派我看守女人跟小孩！

1191
00:59:22,061 --> 00:59:22,762
真是丢脸

1192
00:59:22,762 --> 00:59:24,229
改行当保母吧？

1193
00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:26,424
小兵立大功

1194
00:59:30,043 --> 00:59:31,670
开门！快开门！快点

1195
00:59:33,784 --> 00:59:34,773
奇普小心！

1196
00:59:40,263 --> 00:59:42,231
我就是2号史科奇

1197
00:59:44,539 --> 00:59:46,370
快点！我们时间不多了

1198
00:59:50,718 --> 00:59:51,980
我要阻止太空船

1199
00:59:52,187 --> 00:59:53,389
你去躲在指挥中心

1200
00:59:53,389 --> 00:59:55,227
把门锁上好好保护自己

1201
00:59:55,227 --> 00:59:56,216
没问题

1202
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:01,062
你不适合当坏蛋， style不合

1203
01:00:01,205 --> 01:00:03,343
而且压力太大会生皱纹，我觉得...

1204
01:00:03,343 --> 01:00:05,436
闭嘴！静音按钮在哪？

1205
01:00:12,996 --> 01:00:13,758
锁住了

1206
01:00:40,317 --> 01:00:41,420
我国政府

1207
01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:43,980
以为小行星是地球最大威胁

1208
01:00:44,091 --> 01:00:45,752
但是有人睿智多了

1209
01:00:46,229 --> 01:00:47,992
对地球最大的威胁...

1210
01:00:48,266 --> 01:00:49,927
全球暖化

1211
01:00:50,237 --> 01:00:51,295
外星人

1212
01:01:00,257 --> 01:01:01,893
在外星人来之前

1213
01:01:01,893 --> 01:01:03,485
先摧毁他们的星球

1214
01:01:03,631 --> 01:01:06,293
第一个目标？叭噗星球

1215
01:01:06,837 --> 01:01:08,464
那是盖瑞的星球

1216
01:01:08,674 --> 01:01:12,041
瞄准叭噗星球， 目标已瞄准

1217
01:01:14,118 --> 01:01:15,517
不好意思，长官

1218
01:01:16,188 --> 01:01:17,246
请问一下

1219
01:01:17,959 --> 01:01:18,761
只是想问问

1220
01:01:18,761 --> 01:01:21,594
你打算什么时候送我们回家

1221
01:01:21,667 --> 01:01:23,191
他真的有这么笨吗？

1222
01:01:24,673 --> 01:01:26,698
你唯一去的地方是冷冻库

1223
01:01:35,895 --> 01:01:37,863
一切都在我的控制之下

1224
01:01:39,803 --> 01:01:40,895
不要！

1225
01:01:49,923 --> 01:01:52,221
危险，系统发生故障

1226
01:01:52,695 --> 01:01:53,719
搞什么东西

1227
01:01:55,367 --> 01:01:56,299
这是什么？

1228
01:02:10,263 --> 01:02:11,132
盖瑞？

1229
01:02:11,132 --> 01:02:12,463
（我们是朋友不是敌人）

1230
01:02:14,739 --> 01:02:16,275
糟了 ！这是陷阱！

1231
01:02:16,275 --> 01:02:17,537
关掉！快关掉！

1232
01:02:19,416 --> 01:02:20,851
不要！

1233
01:02:20,851 --> 01:02:24,685
系统超载，立即疏散！立即疏散！

1234
01:02:24,893 --> 01:02:27,030
说真的，快点滚

1235
01:02:27,030 --> 01:02:28,734
快闪出去，滚吧

1236
01:02:28,734 --> 01:02:30,827
快走，完蛋了 ！

1237
01:02:45,868 --> 01:02:47,961
出来了 ！我们自由了 ！

1238
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,267
你们都要付出代价！

1239
01:02:50,411 --> 01:02:51,503
给我冷冻起来

1240
01:02:52,915 --> 01:02:55,782
唉呦！快起来！该你抓狂了啦

1241
01:02:56,288 --> 01:02:57,755
你不是说要治疗？

1242
01:02:58,059 --> 01:02:59,287
别管什么治疗

1243
01:03:02,935 --> 01:03:04,402
好好大展身手

1244
01:03:11,620 --> 01:03:13,178
好耶，怎样！

1245
01:03:13,322 --> 01:03:15,813
你敢惹我？这就是你的下场

1246
01:03:18,165 --> 01:03:20,156
阿娘喂，脚底抹油快点溜

1247
01:03:24,512 --> 01:03:25,274
史科奇！

1248
01:03:27,317 --> 01:03:30,286
史科奇！嘿，醒醒！史科奇！

1249
01:03:32,260 --> 01:03:33,090
盖瑞？

1250
01:03:35,266 --> 01:03:36,426
看到你真好

1251
01:03:37,304 --> 01:03:38,430
你都OK吧？

1252
01:03:38,607 --> 01:03:39,904
我当然OK

1253
01:03:40,009 --> 01:03:42,341
史科奇超新星，谁能跟我比

1254
01:03:44,686 --> 01:03:45,653
怎么回事

1255
01:03:45,821 --> 01:03:48,192
我的腿好像不是长在我身上

1256
01:03:48,192 --> 01:03:49,625
你还没完全解冻

1257
01:03:49,662 --> 01:03:51,633
盖瑞，我太重了

1258
01:03:51,633 --> 01:03:53,437
走！顾好你自己

1259
01:03:53,437 --> 01:03:55,564
史科奇，不可能

1260
01:03:55,774 --> 01:03:57,177
你以为我说真的

1261
01:03:57,177 --> 01:04:00,203
加油！拿出你吃奶的力气救我出去

1262
01:04:04,157 --> 01:04:05,454
我自由了 ！

1263
01:04:07,063 --> 01:04:08,052
蛇鲨怪！

1264
01:04:08,934 --> 01:04:10,299
别担心，看起来凶

1265
01:04:10,336 --> 01:04:12,133
其实它非常温柔

1266
01:04:13,710 --> 01:04:14,972
我自由了 ！

1267
01:04:16,650 --> 01:04:17,844
我不自由

1268
01:04:18,453 --> 01:04:20,080
我可能对它认识不清

1269
01:04:21,593 --> 01:04:23,322
- 死了 - 好耶

1270
01:04:26,703 --> 01:04:27,370
不要啦！

1271
01:04:27,370 --> 01:04:29,041
我可不准你撒野！

1272
01:04:29,041 --> 01:04:32,380
讨厌，那是我先看到的...

1273
01:04:32,380 --> 01:04:34,780
放开我...放开我...

1274
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:39,527
唉呦！

1275
01:04:41,031 --> 01:04:42,735
小东西，你救了我们

1276
01:04:42,735 --> 01:04:44,498
怎么可以忘恩负义呢

1277
01:04:45,106 --> 01:04:47,404
我们外星人当然要团结一心

1278
01:04:48,179 --> 01:04:49,806
哇赛！老鼠会说话？

1279
01:04:49,882 --> 01:04:51,753
你这个人说话真是没礼貌

1280
01:04:51,753 --> 01:04:54,551
盖瑞，真想亲你的脑袋

1281
01:04:54,692 --> 01:04:56,763
让噗元素不安定太聪明了

1282
01:04:56,763 --> 01:04:58,390
他会的都是我教的

1283
01:05:02,140 --> 01:05:03,732
他还没解冻，抬他走

1284
01:05:04,545 --> 01:05:07,050
我全身黏TT，这样不行啦

1285
01:05:07,050 --> 01:05:07,846
快走

1286
01:05:08,754 --> 01:05:09,880
他们要进电梯了

1287
01:05:10,022 --> 01:05:11,046
封锁电梯

1288
01:05:11,291 --> 01:05:14,055
随他们，他们进电梯就死定了

1289
01:05:14,499 --> 01:05:16,770
A组注意，往你们那边去了

1290
01:05:16,770 --> 01:05:17,772
知道了 ，长官

1291
01:05:17,772 --> 01:05:20,104
大家注意，把冷冻库调到最低温！

1292
01:05:20,143 --> 01:05:21,610
快快快！

1293
01:05:24,619 --> 01:05:25,921
结束了 ，盖瑞

1294
01:05:25,921 --> 01:05:27,650
到上面，你有什么计划？

1295
01:05:28,460 --> 01:05:30,062
给我几分钟，让我想想

1296
01:05:30,062 --> 01:05:31,256
你最好想快点

1297
01:05:33,603 --> 01:05:34,763
大家准备

1298
01:05:35,641 --> 01:05:38,576
外星人，出来玩啊

1299
01:05:40,717 --> 01:05:41,251
跑哪去了？

1300
01:05:41,251 --> 01:05:43,549
不知道，没看见！ 不在里面

1301
01:05:45,259 --> 01:05:46,157
不见了

1302
01:05:47,665 --> 01:05:48,290
来了 ！

1303
01:05:49,034 --> 01:05:51,038
冷冻他们！抓住他们！

1304
01:05:51,038 --> 01:05:51,868
- 开火！ - 别跑！

1305
01:05:54,110 --> 01:05:54,872
站住

1306
01:05:55,146 --> 01:05:55,976
不玩了

1307
01:05:56,348 --> 01:05:58,441
真没想到我居然会听你的

1308
01:06:03,195 --> 01:06:04,890
- 瞄准他！ - 先别发射！

1309
01:06:05,132 --> 01:06:07,999
盖瑞太好了 ！我完全解冻了

1310
01:06:08,807 --> 01:06:09,899
干嘛

1311
01:06:16,489 --> 01:06:19,287
看到没有？我超厉害

1312
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,968
- 我的嘴！ - 快点快点！走了

1313
01:06:24,805 --> 01:06:26,568
人家的嘴唇黏住了啦

1314
01:06:29,180 --> 01:06:30,951
这是简单二元封闭回路

1315
01:06:30,951 --> 01:06:33,322
只要重接主lC控制钮，然后再把...

1316
01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:34,789
你怎么都教不会？

1317
01:06:37,498 --> 01:06:38,123
搞定

1318
01:06:39,367 --> 01:06:40,303
- 自由 ！  - YES！

1319
01:06:40,303 --> 01:06:41,292
自由 ！

1320
01:06:41,371 --> 01:06:43,032
干得好，老哥

1321
01:06:47,718 --> 01:06:49,117
史科奇，太空船在哪？

1322
01:06:49,822 --> 01:06:51,592
跟我来！向这边走

1323
01:06:51,592 --> 01:06:53,128
1234，2234

1324
01:06:53,128 --> 01:06:54,465
我想...是这边！

1325
01:06:54,465 --> 01:06:56,524
1234，2234， 1234

1326
01:06:56,869 --> 01:06:58,974
说真的，当坏蛋会很寂寞

1327
01:06:58,974 --> 01:07:01,101
你在感情路上总是遇到不对的人

1328
01:07:01,144 --> 01:07:02,304
他在利用你

1329
01:07:02,414 --> 01:07:05,319
之前很哈你那个大仁哥有什么不好？

1330
01:07:05,319 --> 01:07:06,556
他长得很帅，只不过...

1331
01:07:06,556 --> 01:07:08,421
你马上给我闭嘴！打给炫克

1332
01:07:09,327 --> 01:07:11,198
你要干嘛？我现在忙得要命

1333
01:07:11,198 --> 01:07:12,631
你在忙什么啊？

1334
01:07:13,002 --> 01:07:15,334
你的头发跑去哪里了

1335
01:07:16,341 --> 01:07:18,847
你派的蓝色猪头，坏了我的好事

1336
01:07:18,847 --> 01:07:20,439
你...你先别急嘛

1337
01:07:20,650 --> 01:07:21,844
全都是你的错

1338
01:07:21,986 --> 01:07:24,525
你的东西再不送来，我们就再见

1339
01:07:24,525 --> 01:07:27,426
不要！我会补偿你，拜托

1340
01:07:29,735 --> 01:07:31,032
把太空船调头

1341
01:07:31,973 --> 01:07:34,237
琪拉？你怎么会在这里？

1342
01:07:34,678 --> 01:07:35,736
我们回家吧

1343
01:07:36,281 --> 01:07:38,977
看我这么惨，你心里一定很爽吧

1344
01:07:39,187 --> 01:07:40,916
不会，我怎么会呢

1345
01:07:40,991 --> 01:07:43,289
我怎么可能会这么笨呢？

1346
01:07:43,930 --> 01:07:45,295
他利用我

1347
01:07:46,536 --> 01:07:48,936
只要你去做永远都不会太晚

1348
01:07:50,877 --> 01:07:53,209
你跟盖瑞真是一家人

1349
01:07:53,550 --> 01:07:57,247
那么天真、那么单纯

1350
01:08:02,768 --> 01:08:04,702
求求你！莉娜救我

1351
01:08:05,674 --> 01:08:07,073
你不需要这样做

1352
01:08:07,411 --> 01:08:09,715
你以为你能阻止得了我吗？

1353
01:08:09,715 --> 01:08:12,275
家庭主妇妄想拯救全世界

1354
01:08:16,261 --> 01:08:17,819
你背叛你的同胞

1355
01:08:18,132 --> 01:08:19,793
你背叛你的星球

1356
01:08:21,405 --> 01:08:24,636
你根本就不配穿上这一身制服

1357
01:08:33,128 --> 01:08:35,700
怎样？你以为女人生了小孩

1358
01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:37,258
脑袋就不灵光了吗？

1359
01:08:38,406 --> 01:08:40,601
电脑，重设航道

1360
01:08:40,644 --> 01:08:41,906
回叭噗星球

1361
01:08:48,660 --> 01:08:51,026
快点！太空船就在前面

1362
01:08:51,432 --> 01:08:53,059
（派拉货柜屋公园）

1363
01:08:58,846 --> 01:09:00,279
就说我要减肥嘛

1364
01:09:03,723 --> 01:09:05,953
伪装过的，像他们的太空船

1365
01:09:06,061 --> 01:09:06,857
走吧！

1366
01:09:09,067 --> 01:09:09,795
对不起

1367
01:09:10,537 --> 01:09:11,731
不会敲门喔？

1368
01:09:16,214 --> 01:09:17,738
汉默！快点出来

1369
01:09:17,818 --> 01:09:19,342
打死你都不会相信

1370
01:09:22,995 --> 01:09:24,155
欧卖尬

1371
01:09:24,465 --> 01:09:25,727
我出去，我出去

1372
01:09:26,001 --> 01:09:28,595
错了 ，找两间，还剩一百间

1373
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,577
史科奇，到底哪一间？

1374
01:09:30,577 --> 01:09:32,408
- 小蓝蓝，你好啊 - 不是

1375
01:09:32,714 --> 01:09:34,685
我弟藏了太空船却找不到了

1376
01:09:34,685 --> 01:09:36,676
- 关门！我在换衣服！ - 不是

1377
01:09:37,724 --> 01:09:40,296
- 没问题，假警报？ - 有点像可是不是

1378
01:09:40,296 --> 01:09:41,058
赞

1379
01:09:41,499 --> 01:09:43,899
龙卷风！

1380
01:09:44,003 --> 01:09:44,538
龙卷风？

1381
01:09:44,538 --> 01:09:45,974
- 妈妈咪呀！ - 快躲起来

1382
01:09:45,974 --> 01:09:47,009
阿娘喂

1383
01:09:47,009 --> 01:09:48,680
- 我的冰箱！ - 龙卷风！

1384
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:49,977
快，快点！

1385
01:09:58,700 --> 01:09:59,598
找到了

1386
01:10:00,069 --> 01:10:01,434
- 好耶！ - 呦呼！

1387
01:10:01,939 --> 01:10:04,066
嗨，宝贝，我回来了

1388
01:10:06,916 --> 01:10:07,884
找到了 ！

1389
01:10:07,884 --> 01:10:10,409
等等！你们还没有绑架我们

1390
01:10:11,157 --> 01:10:12,488
跟我们形象不合

1391
01:10:13,061 --> 01:10:14,688
他们是朋友

1392
01:10:14,732 --> 01:10:16,029
欧卖尬

1393
01:10:21,378 --> 01:10:23,642
飞吧！小蓝蓝，飞吧！

1394
01:10:31,030 --> 01:10:32,434
我们要回家啰！

1395
01:10:32,434 --> 01:10:33,068
- 赞喔！ - 好耶！

1396
01:10:33,068 --> 01:10:34,905
- 盖瑞 - 酷呆了 ！

1397
01:10:34,905 --> 01:10:36,776
揍扁坏蛋、开太空船

1398
01:10:36,776 --> 01:10:38,573
原来我们还真的是兄弟

1399
01:10:39,548 --> 01:10:41,448
突然有点淡淡的离愁

1400
01:10:41,485 --> 01:10:42,952
我会想念这里

1401
01:10:45,527 --> 01:10:46,896
我讨厌这个星球

1402
01:10:46,896 --> 01:10:48,124
有追兵来了

1403
01:10:48,298 --> 01:10:49,060
抓紧！

1404
01:10:54,945 --> 01:10:56,949
技术超厉害，盖瑞

1405
01:10:56,949 --> 01:10:58,940
想不到你惦惦呷三碗公

1406
01:11:02,561 --> 01:11:03,696
大家不要紧张！

1407
01:11:03,696 --> 01:11:05,165
我是说你们别紧张

1408
01:11:05,165 --> 01:11:06,462
我代表紧张就好

1409
01:11:09,307 --> 01:11:10,677
我有点晕船了

1410
01:11:10,677 --> 01:11:12,838
我想吐的时候就深呼吸

1411
01:11:13,181 --> 01:11:15,149
用鼻孔深深吸气

1412
01:11:19,495 --> 01:11:22,123
请注意小心开火，炫克要活捉他们

1413
01:11:25,974 --> 01:11:27,942
它们来啦！

1414
01:11:31,084 --> 01:11:32,108
中弹了

1415
01:11:32,152 --> 01:11:33,346
- 没有！ - 不会

1416
01:11:35,025 --> 01:11:36,695
现在是怎样啊？

1417
01:11:36,695 --> 01:11:38,900
电脑故障了 ，没办法操控

1418
01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:39,468
喔妈呀！

1419
01:11:39,468 --> 01:11:41,539
我在电影里面看过这种场面

1420
01:11:41,539 --> 01:11:43,006
下场都不太好

1421
01:11:43,843 --> 01:11:45,480
求救！这是超新星9号

1422
01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:46,811
我们要坠毁了

1423
01:11:47,551 --> 01:11:49,688
求救！重复，我们要坠毁了

1424
01:11:49,688 --> 01:11:50,814
有没有人听到

1425
01:11:51,157 --> 01:11:52,818
这是超新星9号

1426
01:11:52,861 --> 01:11:53,589
什么？

1427
01:11:53,996 --> 01:11:55,833
我们要坠毁了

1428
01:11:55,833 --> 01:11:57,036
- 爸爸？ - 奇普？

1429
01:11:57,036 --> 01:11:58,439
对，爸爸是我

1430
01:11:58,439 --> 01:11:59,040
妈妈在哪里？

1431
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:00,803
找个大人过来，我们有大麻烦

1432
01:12:01,812 --> 01:12:03,336
这里只有我，老爸

1433
01:12:03,449 --> 01:12:06,247
奇普，事情很严重，我们要坠毁了

1434
01:12:08,626 --> 01:12:09,684
不！才不会

1435
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:14,027
奇普，你在干嘛？

1436
01:12:14,471 --> 01:12:15,506
超新星9号

1437
01:12:15,506 --> 01:12:17,736
立刻启动遥控辅助系统

1438
01:12:18,646 --> 01:12:19,548
ok，奇普

1439
01:12:19,548 --> 01:12:21,852
我们就像是你在玩遥控太空船一样

1440
01:12:21,852 --> 01:12:24,480
什么？这跟遥控太空船不一样吧

1441
01:12:24,791 --> 01:12:26,452
再往左一点点

1442
01:12:28,666 --> 01:12:30,896
太左边！太左边了 ！

1443
01:12:31,739 --> 01:12:34,401
实习生在操控？大家快逃命

1444
01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:43,083
我们要撞上峭壁了 ，拉高！

1445
01:12:45,065 --> 01:12:47,499
打爆他们的引擎，让他们迫降

1446
01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:50,242
他们开火了

1447
01:12:50,242 --> 01:12:51,512
这次我们完蛋啦

1448
01:12:51,512 --> 01:12:53,449
交给我吧，老爸，相信我

1449
01:12:53,449 --> 01:12:55,620
拉高！拉高！

1450
01:12:55,622 --> 01:12:56,712
三

1451
01:12:56,822 --> 01:12:57,948
拉高！

1452
01:12:58,859 --> 01:12:59,494
奇普

1453
01:12:59,494 --> 01:13:00,927
- 二 - 拉高！

1454
01:13:03,234 --> 01:13:03,893
一

1455
01:13:09,414 --> 01:13:10,779
弃船！弃船！

1456
01:13:14,424 --> 01:13:15,948
- Yes！- 成功了 ！

1457
01:13:16,929 --> 01:13:18,897
再见了 ，大笨蛋！

1458
01:13:21,805 --> 01:13:24,578
任务指挥中心，指挥得真棒

1459
01:13:24,578 --> 01:13:26,582
我就说啊老爸，有我在

1460
01:13:26,582 --> 01:13:27,784
干得好，奇普

1461
01:13:27,784 --> 01:13:28,978
史科奇叔叔？

1462
01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:31,418
这次的功劳是属于每个人的

1463
01:13:31,592 --> 01:13:33,583
各位，认识一下我儿子

1464
01:13:33,729 --> 01:13:36,197
- 你好啊，小兄弟 - 真高兴认识你

1465
01:13:36,702 --> 01:13:38,727
爸！后面有东西跟过来了

1466
01:13:40,308 --> 01:13:40,933
什么？

1467
01:13:45,118 --> 01:13:48,246
盖瑞！我们的帐还没算完

1468
01:13:49,828 --> 01:13:50,852
是炫克

1469
01:13:50,963 --> 01:13:52,624
他穿了我的太空装

1470
01:13:52,801 --> 01:13:55,840
我还做了点修改，你喜欢吗？

1471
01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:58,311
到底怎么回事？你怎么都不动啊？

1472
01:13:58,311 --> 01:14:00,677
我们被牵引波困住，快救我们出去

1473
01:14:03,823 --> 01:14:06,121
一点用也没有，我们快烧起来了

1474
01:14:11,270 --> 01:14:12,999
要想办法抵销掉牵引波

1475
01:14:13,341 --> 01:14:15,746
好主意，盖瑞，可是要怎么做？

1476
01:14:15,746 --> 01:14:17,145
直接把源头毁掉

1477
01:14:18,017 --> 01:14:19,484
你是说跳下去？

1478
01:14:25,766 --> 01:14:27,169
你开什么玩笑，盖瑞

1479
01:14:27,169 --> 01:14:28,672
你要我从这里跳下去

1480
01:14:28,672 --> 01:14:30,977
根本不可能有机会活命

1481
01:14:30,977 --> 01:14:32,808
我没有要你做任何事

1482
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:37,717
盖瑞！

1483
01:14:41,297 --> 01:14:43,356
- 他成功了 - 加油啊，盖瑞！

1484
01:14:46,541 --> 01:14:48,839
不准碰我兄弟一根汗毛！

1485
01:14:56,395 --> 01:14:57,563
史科奇！你在干嘛？

1486
01:14:57,563 --> 01:14:59,066
我们是一国的！老哥

1487
01:14:59,066 --> 01:15:00,795
难道你忘了吗？

1488
01:15:01,705 --> 01:15:02,637
救命

1489
01:15:03,374 --> 01:15:05,399
老兄，我们正在培养感情

1490
01:15:07,049 --> 01:15:08,519
不要用你的脸碰我的手

1491
01:15:08,519 --> 01:15:09,850
不要抓我的头发！

1492
01:15:10,890 --> 01:15:12,790
叫你不要抓我的头发！

1493
01:15:14,898 --> 01:15:15,990
动作快

1494
01:15:27,457 --> 01:15:29,186
应该可以结束了

1495
01:15:30,061 --> 01:15:31,426
我们合作无间

1496
01:15:32,700 --> 01:15:36,101
其实...我一直都以你为荣

1497
01:15:37,610 --> 01:15:38,975
你以我为荣？

1498
01:15:39,113 --> 01:15:40,580
我是说真的

1499
01:15:40,716 --> 01:15:43,276
你有好老婆，有好儿子

1500
01:15:43,555 --> 01:15:46,319
希望有一天我也能像你这样

1501
01:15:47,697 --> 01:15:49,255
你一定会是个好爸爸

1502
01:15:53,074 --> 01:15:53,836
盖瑞？

1503
01:15:54,143 --> 01:15:55,132
怎样兄弟？

1504
01:15:55,846 --> 01:15:57,541
很抱歉我开除了你

1505
01:15:58,852 --> 01:16:01,286
应该是我不干了

1506
01:16:11,945 --> 01:16:14,072
什么！盖瑞

1507
01:16:14,584 --> 01:16:15,312
怎么会...

1508
01:16:21,798 --> 01:16:24,426
你们，谢谢

1509
01:16:24,704 --> 01:16:25,932
不用客气

1510
01:16:27,075 --> 01:16:28,144
你们会讲话？

1511
01:16:28,144 --> 01:16:29,012
当然

1512
01:16:29,012 --> 01:16:30,014
偶尔啦

1513
01:16:30,014 --> 01:16:31,413
台语嘛阿通

1514
01:16:33,387 --> 01:16:34,581
为什么要救我们？

1515
01:16:34,724 --> 01:16:36,260
你们不是都听疯子将军吗？

1516
01:16:36,260 --> 01:16:38,751
刚开始害死他老爸让我们很抱歉

1517
01:16:38,899 --> 01:16:41,170
后来发现他是个超级神经病

1518
01:16:41,170 --> 01:16:42,272
心里就只有想着

1519
01:16:42,272 --> 01:16:44,763
要毁掉全宇宙所有智慧生物

1520
01:16:45,145 --> 01:16:46,009
报应啊

1521
01:16:46,615 --> 01:16:48,184
你们打算怎么处置他？

1522
01:16:48,184 --> 01:16:49,119
别问

1523
01:16:49,119 --> 01:16:51,019
我怕你会作噩梦

1524
01:16:54,497 --> 01:16:56,658
我要你们付出代价！

1525
01:16:56,735 --> 01:16:58,202
我早就跟你说过

1526
01:16:58,271 --> 01:17:00,034
我们爱好和平

1527
01:17:04,316 --> 01:17:06,053
- 你的处女拳 - 对

1528
01:17:06,053 --> 01:17:07,315
感觉很爽吧？

1529
01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:09,947
对，对！爽呆了

1530
01:17:16,073 --> 01:17:18,478
太过瘾了 ！我也很想跳下去

1531
01:17:18,478 --> 01:17:20,070
但是有你们，一切搞定

1532
01:17:20,248 --> 01:17:22,052
这个小家伙超厉害

1533
01:17:22,052 --> 01:17:23,087
我们可以养他吗？

1534
01:17:23,087 --> 01:17:24,076
放我下来！

1535
01:17:24,958 --> 01:17:25,856
我们回家吧

1536
01:17:27,195 --> 01:17:28,059
好耶！

1537
01:17:44,664 --> 01:17:45,995
回家的感觉真好

1538
01:17:46,267 --> 01:17:48,098
指挥中心，降落吧

1539
01:17:48,371 --> 01:17:50,271
超新星9号，看右边

1540
01:17:55,051 --> 01:17:56,279
嗨，老公

1541
01:17:56,554 --> 01:17:58,021
琪拉，你怎么...

1542
01:18:01,398 --> 01:18:02,330
那是我老婆！

1543
01:18:03,535 --> 01:18:05,406
盖瑞，老婆这么正点？

1544
01:18:05,406 --> 01:18:09,001
我还以为你是滴答滴答滴滴滴...

1545
01:18:09,179 --> 01:18:10,373
这什么意思？

1546
01:18:10,416 --> 01:18:11,818
为什么每个人都这样讲我

1547
01:18:11,818 --> 01:18:12,620
问倒我了

1548
01:18:12,620 --> 01:18:14,110
嘟嘟嘟嘟...

1549
01:18:14,289 --> 01:18:16,814
虽然我幻想过有一天会跟史科奇合作

1550
01:18:16,861 --> 01:18:18,364
但是我作梦也没想到

1551
01:18:18,364 --> 01:18:20,559
会跟家人聊手拯救我们的星球

1552
01:18:21,303 --> 01:18:23,828
真的是计划永远赶不上变化

1553
01:18:26,581 --> 01:18:28,879
耶！史科奇，你超厉害！

1554
01:18:29,086 --> 01:18:30,849
你是我的偶像

1555
01:18:33,495 --> 01:18:35,395
我爱你们！叭噗星球

1556
01:18:37,001 --> 01:18:37,899
偶像！

1557
01:18:42,212 --> 01:18:44,908
可以暂时几分钟不要当英雄好吗？

1558
01:18:45,051 --> 01:18:45,753
还用说

1559
01:18:45,753 --> 01:18:47,846
我这一辈子都不要再离开家了

1560
01:18:49,059 --> 01:18:49,787
爸！

1561
01:18:52,533 --> 01:18:53,329
奇普！

1562
01:18:54,136 --> 01:18:56,331
奇普，你真是太厉害了

1563
01:18:56,441 --> 01:18:58,238
我们都以你为荣，儿子

1564
01:18:58,310 --> 01:18:59,641
你刚才真厉害

1565
01:18:59,781 --> 01:19:01,442
就像史科奇叔叔一样

1566
01:19:01,551 --> 01:19:04,322
小子！以后一定是了不起的太空人

1567
01:19:04,322 --> 01:19:06,017
说不定还跟我一样棒

1568
01:19:06,093 --> 01:19:07,583
谢谢史科奇叔叔

1569
01:19:08,665 --> 01:19:10,792
但是我比较适合指挥任务

1570
01:19:11,638 --> 01:19:12,662
像我老爸

1571
01:19:13,608 --> 01:19:16,168
记者盖碧八卦布洛，借过一下

1572
01:19:16,280 --> 01:19:18,578
大美女，看到你真是太棒了

1573
01:19:20,889 --> 01:19:22,626
- BNN记者- 盖碧八卦布洛

1574
01:19:22,626 --> 01:19:25,686
为您采访宇宙大英雄是什么感觉呢

1575
01:19:26,066 --> 01:19:27,829
你要问问他本人才知道

1576
01:19:27,903 --> 01:19:30,642
大家给我的老哥盖瑞超新星

1577
01:19:30,642 --> 01:19:31,973
掌声鼓励

1578
01:19:33,013 --> 01:19:34,344
我其实没那么老

1579
01:19:36,588 --> 01:19:39,079
盖瑞，好兄弟吗？

1580
01:19:39,427 --> 01:19:42,794
总得有人帮你擦屁股啊，小老弟

1581
01:19:44,604 --> 01:19:46,003
这就是我弟史科奇

1582
01:19:46,206 --> 01:19:48,197
麻烦老是会找他

1583
01:19:48,812 --> 01:19:50,081
72小时以后

1584
01:19:50,081 --> 01:19:52,914
他将处理一个复杂又困难的任务

1585
01:19:54,322 --> 01:19:56,517
史科奇，听到请回答

1586
01:19:57,696 --> 01:20:00,301
老哥，我快剉死了

1587
01:20:00,301 --> 01:20:02,138
我帮你特训过的，没问题

1588
01:20:02,138 --> 01:20:03,240
我办不到，盖瑞

1589
01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:04,175
不要放弃

1590
01:20:04,175 --> 01:20:06,370
每一个步骤我都会陪在你身边

1591
01:20:06,848 --> 01:20:07,974
当副驾驶？

1592
01:20:09,487 --> 01:20:10,419
当你伴郎

1593
01:20:22,211 --> 01:20:23,982
新郎，史科奇超新星

1594
01:20:23,982 --> 01:20:26,186
你愿不愿意娶盖碧八卦布洛

1595
01:20:26,186 --> 01:20:27,856
- 当你的妻子？ - 我愿意

1596
01:20:27,856 --> 01:20:29,125
你愿意照顾她，疼爱她

1597
01:20:29,125 --> 01:20:30,629
- 唉呦，你在哭？ - 生生世世不离开她

1598
01:20:30,629 --> 01:20:31,864
我只是眼睛进沙子

1599
01:20:31,864 --> 01:20:34,069
无论贫穷富有悲伤快乐

1600
01:20:34,069 --> 01:20:36,373
- 我们永远不要分开 - 都守在它她身边

1601
01:20:36,373 --> 01:20:37,169
我愿意

1602
01:20:37,409 --> 01:20:39,707
新娘，盖碧八卦布洛

1603
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:42,185
你愿不愿意嫁给史科奇超新星

1604
01:20:42,185 --> 01:20:44,089
- 让他当你的丈夫？ - 我愿意

1605
01:20:44,089 --> 01:20:47,529
现在我以电台脱口秀治疗师

1606
01:20:47,529 --> 01:20:50,502
以及跨银河系聊盟授与我的权力

1607
01:20:50,502 --> 01:20:54,410
在此公开宣布新郎跟新娘

1608
01:20:54,410 --> 01:20:55,672
你们可以喇舌

1609
01:20:59,420 --> 01:21:01,012
趴提开始！

1610
01:21:04,864 --> 01:21:06,701
嘿！史科奇，老婆超正的

1611
01:21:06,701 --> 01:21:08,396
- 多喝点喔 - 没问题

1612
01:21:10,942 --> 01:21:13,775
天啊！你没事？

1613
01:21:14,215 --> 01:21:15,910
你来了真是太棒了

1614
01:21:16,319 --> 01:21:17,718
很高兴认识你

1615
01:21:19,660 --> 01:21:20,996
这些家伙又来了

1616
01:21:20,996 --> 01:21:23,726
对，开心开心

1617
01:21:28,478 --> 01:21:29,672
跳吧，盖瑞！

1618
01:21:31,116 --> 01:21:32,708
这舞步真丑

1619
01:21:34,089 --> 01:21:36,627
其实你不必跋涉几百万光年

1620
01:21:36,627 --> 01:21:38,754
打败跨银河系的庞大敌军

1621
01:21:39,099 --> 01:21:40,964
就能知道最精采的故事

1622
01:21:41,136 --> 01:21:42,728
就发生在你的身边

1623
01:21:42,940 --> 01:21:45,636
有你的兄弟跟最爱的家人

1624
01:21:46,514 --> 01:21:47,742
我爱你们！