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难道所有的真实案件播主会不希望能在案件刚开始的时候参与其中吗 Don't all true crime podcasters wish they were on the case from the start?
-发现具尸体 -什么 ‐ Found someone dead. ‐ What?
-好像是自杀的 -是那个在电梯里碰到的人 - They offed themselves. - It's that guy from the elevator!
蒂姆·科诺 科学的科 Tim Kono. With a K.
什么样的人会在自杀前一个小时 What kinda guy kills himself an hour after being
还急着找这个 desperate to get his hands on this?
现在 最重要的就是有个杀手还逍遥法外 Now, the only thing that matters is that there's a killer on the loose,
他甚至有可能和我们住在同一栋楼里 and he could be living in our building.
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我父亲叫查尔斯 我是小查尔斯 My father was a Charles. I'm a junior.
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-你是 -我是布拉佐斯 ‐ Are you? ‐ I'm Brazzos.
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我和我的少年侦探团 Me and my Hardy Boys,
后期 Jason肖 特效 小布
我们经常在这座大楼里解密探案 we would get into solving mysteries around the complex.
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那你的少年侦探团 And your Hardy Boys,
现在他们在哪儿呢 where are they now?
看上去你抓错了人 侦探 Looks like you arrested the wrong guy, Detective.
别装无辜了 宙斯 Spare me the innocent act, Zeus.
我当场抓获你了 I got you dead‐to‐rights.
我有20个目击证人能证明 And I got 20 eyewitnesses who say
我昨晚参加了我侄女的洗礼 I was at my niece's baptism last night.
仪式很美 It was a beautiful service.
真希望我妈妈还活着能看到 Only wish my mother was alive to see it.
你的谎言也许能骗过一些人 宙斯 但骗不了我 Your lies might fool some people, Zeus, but not me.
我可不是电视上的傻警察 I'm not some dumb cop you see on TV.
我不是侦探科杰克 I'm not Kojak.
我不是塔布斯 I'm not Tubbs.
我是布拉佐斯 I'm Brazzos.
调查由此转向新方向 This sends the investigation into a whole new direction.
顺便说一句 我不会再叫你宙斯了 By the way, I'm not calling you Zeus anymore.
这是你的化名 That's your street name.
我从不叫别人的化名 我要叫你的真名… I don't call anyone by their street name. I call you by your real name...
马里奥·弗斯滕伯格 Mario Furstenberg.
你以为你有个坏爸爸就很特别吗 Oh, you think you're so special because you had a rough dad.
我跟你说说我爸爸吧 Let me tell you a little bit about my dad.
我小时候最常听到的就是 It was the most constant refrain
我有多像他 of my childhood. How much I was like him.
"你和你父亲长得一模一样" "You're the spitting image of your father."
我的确是 And I was.
我们都是右撇子 但用左手拿剪刀 We were both right‐handed, but we used scissors with our left hand.
我们都能学会任何乐器 We could both pick up any instrument,
快速上手 just play it by ear.
但要是说到基础代数 But ask us to do basic algebra?
那就别提了 Forget about it.
但你知道 人们说我像我父亲 But you know, people meant it as a compliment
这是对我的一种夸奖 when they said I was like my father.
他对我妈妈不好 But he was awful to my mother.
-他试图让她觉得自己很渺小 -什么鬼 - He liked to make her feel small. ‐ The fuck?
让她觉得自己傻 Make her feel silly.
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蒂姆·科诺是谁?
每个人都是一个谜 Every person is a mystery,
蒂姆·科诺是谁?
但关注一个谋杀谜案 but to care about a murder mystery,
你得关心那个被谋杀的人 you need to care about the person who was murdered.
蒂姆·科诺是谁 Who is Tim Kono?
我们知道他住在纽约阿科尼亚酒店的九楼 We know he lived on the ninth floor of the Arconia in New York City.
我们知道他有个邮箱 We know he had a mailbox.
我们知道他修过指甲 或者他的甲床 We know he got manicures, or perhaps he just had
生来就讨人喜欢 naturally pleasing nail beds.
-这太差了 -我知道 听你说话这会儿 - This is terrible. ‐ Oh, I know. I literally feel myself
我都感觉自己变老了 aging when I listen to you.
这是你写的 你对他一无所知 It's your writing! I mean, you don't know anything about the guy,
所以才说这些大家都知道的东西 so you're just saying the obvious.
这里太热了 It's so hot in here.
"他是个亚裔 "He was some sort of mixed Asian,
可能是日本混血 韩国混血 或中国混血 Japanese, Korean, or Chinese,
可能是印尼混血" maybe Indonesian?"
我想涵盖整个亚洲大陆的人 Look, I am trying to target an entire continent here.
那里有40亿潜在听众 That's four billion potential listeners.
-不客气 -这里好热 - Ah, you're welcome. ‐ So hot in here.
我们非得在壁橱里录吗 Do we have to do this in a closet?
现在你听起来像帕蒂·卢彭了 Well, now you sound like Patti LuPone.
不 不 音响效果更好 No, no. The acoustics are better.
相信我 你需要来点音效 And trust me, you need acoustics.
再读一遍 来吧 享受一点 Give me one more read. Come on. And have lots of fun with it.
我要晕过去了 I'm about to pass out!
你怎么进来的 Oh! How did you get here?
-门开着 -我没锁门 ‐ It was open. ‐ I don't lock my door.
-从来不锁 -这太疯狂了 - Never have. ‐ That's insane.
-生活和平 -说不定凶手 ‐ Neighborly. ‐ I mean, a murderer
就住在这栋楼里 probably lives in the building,
但我猜白人老人只会害怕 but I guess old white guys are only afraid of
结肠癌和社会变革 colon cancer and societal change.
悲伤 Sad.
凶手不可能住在这栋楼里 A murderer doesn't probably live in the building.
凶手肯定就住在这栋楼里 A murderer definitely lives in the building!
莱斯特查了所有的监控录像 Lester checked all the security footage,
在蒂姆被杀前后的几个小时内 and no one unknown to him came in or out
没有不认识的人进出 during the hours around Tim's murder.
-这不是很棒吗 播客素材 -所以 ‐ Isn't that great? For the podcast? ‐ So,
梅布尔 告诉我们 Mabel, tell us.
你从蒂姆·科诺的线上生活查到什么了吗 Did you learn anything from the online world of Tim Kono?
他在网上的帖子不多 He didn't post much in his online world.
他好像过得非常悲伤而且安静 He seems to have had a really sad, quiet life.
你查了所有的网站吗 You checked all the websites?
是的 所有网站 Yep. All the websites.
好的 我们已经让互联网累瘫了 Well, we've exhausted the internet.
趁我还记得 Before I forget,
我们应该把所有证据都放在一个地方 we should keep all our evidence in one place,
所以还是我来保管那枚订婚戒指 so I should probably hang onto that engagement ring.
为什么要由你来保管 Why do you get to hang onto it?
你不相信我吗 布拉佐斯 Don't you trust me, Brazzos?
这是我们最重要的线索 失去了它 我们就一无所有了 It's our biggest clue. We lose that, we've got nothing.
在我的公寓里 我晚点给你 It's at my apartment. I'll give it to you later.
朋友们 听我说两句 Okay, guys, I‐I need you two to hear me.
如果我们不知道蒂姆·科诺是谁的话 Our podcast is never going to pop
我们的播客就不会火起来 until we know who is Tim Kono.
蒂姆·科诺曾经是谁 Who was Tim Kono.
我已经起好名字了 就是"蒂姆·科诺是谁" Yeah, well, I've already named the episode Who Is Tim Kono,
-所以... -等一下 - so it's... ‐ Wait a minute!
-我们什么时候录完了第一集 -老弟 - When did we finish episode one? - Dude,
这叫提前筹备 it's called a work in progress!
听着 所有成功的第二集 Look, every great episode two
都会让你很关注受害者 always makes you care deeply for the victim.
确实 我爱上了好多死者 Ah, that's true. I've fallen in love with so many dead people.
这些人要不就很让人同情 You either make them sympathetic
要不就很性感或有趣 但我认为 or sexy or interesting, none of which
-蒂姆·科诺哪种都不是 -听着 - I feel for Tim Kono, so. ‐ Look,
这栋大楼里肯定有人认识他 someone in this building had to have known him.
我们只要找到一个人 We find that one person,
一切谜题就能解开了 and all this cracks open.
离我远点 梅布尔 Back off, Mabel.
你不能这样消失了10年 You can't disappear for 10 years,
又突然出现开始跟我扯一些陈年旧事 and then show up and start dragging up a bunch of shit from when we were kids.
奥斯卡要出狱了 蒂姆 Oscar's getting out, Tim.
你可以让事情重回正轨 你知道那天晚上发生了什么 You can make things right. You know what happened that night.
但是你什么都没说 You didn't even say anything.
如果你就为了这件事回来... Look, if this is all you came back for...
我不想再去回想那些事 I don't want to think about back then.
我已经不是当初的我了 I'm a different person now.
天啊 我们确实不同 Jesus. We are different.
我的生活里也不需要你这种人了 And I don't need people like you in my life.
行 太好了 所以... Fine. Good. So...
如果你在楼里看到我 装作不认识我就好了 if you see me 'round the building, act like you don't know me
-因为你本来也不了解我 -我巴不得这样 滚吧 - because you don't. ‐ Happily. Fuck you.
如果蒂姆是个混蛋呢 What if Tim was a dick?
这确实很可能 That's a definite angle.
我当然不希望他比办公室里的史蒂夫·卡雷尔更混蛋 I mean, I wouldn't want him to be dickier than Steve Carell in The Office.
不过如果办公室里的史蒂夫·卡雷尔被杀了 我也会很难过 I‐I'd still care if Steve Carell in The Office got murdered.
或者不会 Or would I?
让我想想 想象一下 Thinking, thinking, visualizing.
-这好难 -我们得找到认识他的人 - This is tough. ‐ We need to find someone who knew him.
我有个点子 Here's an idea.
虽然可能没用 但是他们再过10分钟就要为蒂姆·科诺 It's a long shot, but they're holding a memorial for Tim Kono
在大厅举办追悼会了 in the lobby in 10 minutes.
或许我们在那儿能有所收获 Maybe we learn something there.
天 她真聪明 God, she's good.
人还挺多 Good turnout.
这些人我一个都不认识 I don't know any of these people.
这里有好多吃的 太棒了 Oh my god, there's food! Fantastic!
没有防护罩 我可不吃 谢谢 No sneeze guard, no thank you.
吃了这些差不多就等于舔了大楼里每个人的手指 Might as well lick the fingers of every person in the building.
特迪·迪马斯住6楼 Teddy Dimas lives on six.
是迪马斯熟食店的老板 Owns Dimas' Delis.
他人很好 他家酱也好吃 Great guy, great dips.
儿子是聋子 Deaf son.
太好吃了 绝了 Oh my god. Oh my god.
你们知道吗 我只吃这些东西 You know, this is all I eat.
晚餐只吃蘸酱 我想我应该 Dips for dinner. I bet I have not had
好几年没吃过正餐了 a regular entrée for years.
当然也是因为这样 我才瘦了12斤 还掉了一堆头发 Granted, I've lost 14 pounds and a significant amount of hair,
但真的很值 but it's totally worth it.
我去找个位置坐 I'm gonna go sit down.
为什么大家都还站着 Why the fuck is everyone standing?
你们看见这些椅子了吗 不然它们是用来干什么的 You see these chairs? What do you think they might be for?
快点 快坐下 Come on! Come on!
追悼会不会很久的除非你们自己想在这儿耗着 This won't take long unless you make it take long!
-现在... -邦妮 如果可以的话 - Now... ‐ Uh, Bunny, if I may.
又来 Oh Jesus.
我是格罗弗·斯坦利医生 我想 I'm Dr. Grover Stanley, and I'm sure
大家都为蒂姆·科诺的去世感到非常难过 we're all grieving the loss of Tim Kono.
如果你们想私下谈谈 If‐if you need to talk privately
关于蒂姆或其他的事也行 about Tim or whatever,
我住在6楼 可以用维盟支付 I live on six, and I take Venmo.
心理治疗师一直都是令人感到兴奋的嫌疑犯 A therapist is always a fun suspect.
而且 他很缺钱 更精彩了 Plus, he's desperate. Always good.
由于此次事件十分令人震惊 Due to the shocking nature of this incident,
我们不得不开这个追悼会... I'm told we need to do this...
主要是解决保险金 for some bullshit insurance purposes.
他的家人在日本 The family's in Japan,
遗体已经送过去了 where the body is already being flown,
所以... 有人想 so... um, does anybody have anything
分享一下 they would like to share
关于蒂姆·科诺的事吗 about Tim Kono?
要开始了 Here we go.
凶手是时候现身了 Time for the killer to make himself known.
这句词是我演的剧里的 That was from my show.
一些愉快的回忆 A lovely memory?
他的一些善行 A kindness?
有人分享吗 Anyone?
-请说 -所以 - Yes. ‐ Does this mean
我们可以用壁炉了吧 we get to use our fireplaces again?
对 他就是那个有严重哮喘的人吧 Yeah, he was the guy with bad asthma, right?
既然他去世了 那我们现在可以用壁炉了 Since he's dead, we should be able to use them now.
我们可以在下次会议的时候再讨论这个 We can talk fireplaces at our next board meeting.
等下 所以原来就是因为蒂姆我们才不能用壁炉吗 Wait, Tim was the reason we couldn't use our fireplaces?
-我讨厌他 -他毁了圣诞节 - I hated that guy. - He ruined Christmas!
他曾对我大喊大叫 他曾对我大喊大叫过 He once yelled at me. He once yelled at me
-就因为我在外面吸烟 -听着 - for smoking outside! - Look,
虽然没人喜欢他 但是我们都应该庆幸他已经走了吧 nobody liked him, but can we all just be grateful he's gone?
-说一些好听的话然后结束这个流程 -见鬼 - Say something nice and move on! - Shit.
不好意思 Uh, excuse me.
他的房间应该归我了吧 That apartment is mine, hm?
我在这个讨人厌的男人隔壁住了8年了 I lived next to that miserable man for eight years,
而且我的房间不够了 and I need those extra rooms.
是的 伊杜库女士 你在候选名单上... Well, yes, Ms. Idoko. We have you down on the waiting list...
我才不管什么候选名单 There is no waiting list.
那间房就应该是我的 The apartment is mine.
该不会是第一个为了住个好房子而行凶的纽约人吧 Wouldn't be the first New Yorker to kill for good real estate.
不好意思 Excuse me?
你和蒂姆熟吗 Were you close with Tim?
你同意我录下你说的话吗 And do you consent to being recorded?
你出声我就当你答应了 Just say anything to agree.
-不了 请不要这样 -谢谢 太好了 ‐ No, please. ‐ Thanks, perfect.
昨晚... Last night...
抱歉 昨晚我的猫伊夫琳 死了 Sorry. Last night my cat, Evelyn, died.
对不起 我不能... 我不喜欢这么做 I'm sorry, I can't... I don't like doing this.
暂停 谢谢 我们会剪掉的 Time, please. Thank you. We're gonna cut.
我喜欢你的感情流露 Um, I like the emotion.
保持住 但是我需要你说得更清楚一些 Keep that, but I kinda need you to enunciate better.
-你有什么补充吗 -哭声把对话掩盖住了 - Do you have anything? ‐ The crying is covering the dialogue.
说得好.. 不错 好吧 我们再来一次 Oh, that's a good... that's a good note. Okay. So, try it again,
试用一种新奇的方式 and it's kind of, in a weird way,
说成一个积极向上的故事 等你准备好 an upbeat story. So just, when you're ready,
然后... 开始 and... action.
我的猫 My cat,
我美丽的伊夫琳... my beautiful Evelyn...
她昨晚死了 she died last night.
-你的猫吗 -嗯 ‐ Your cat? ‐ Mm‐hmm.
霍华德吗 Howard?
你刚说伊夫琳死了吗 Did you say Evelyn died?
是的 就在昨晚 Yes. Last night.
天呐... Oh...
怎么了 霍华德 What's wrong, Howard?
伊夫琳死了 Evelyn died.
那只可爱的金毛斑猫 它经常在窗户跑来跑去的 The sweet blond tabby who used to come visiting through all the window boxes.
伊夫琳吗 哦不 她死了吗 Evelyn? Oh no! She died?
是的 伊夫琳死了 Yes! Evelyn is dead!
好了 我知道大家都因为伊夫琳的死而难过 Yeah, I'm sure we're all grieving the death of our dear Evelyn,
提醒大家一下 很快 and just a quick reminder.
我住在6楼 接受维盟支付 I live on six and Venmo.
也许我们应该给伊夫琳做一次广播 Maybe we should make a podcast about Evelyn.
晚餐酱 晚餐酱 Dips for dinner. Dips for dinner.
所以我们的受害者还没一只猫受欢迎 So, our victim is less likable than a dead cat.
我觉得我们应该去找厄苏拉谈谈 Hey, you know what? I think we should talk to Ursula.
-那个女海巫吗 -不不 她是公寓经理 ‐ The sea witch? ‐ No, no, no. The building manager.
如果说谁了解蒂姆 只能是她了 If anyone has information on Tim, she does.
奥利弗 Oliver?
-我能和你聊聊吗 -当然了 小可爱 -Can I speak with you? ‐ Of course, Bun Bun.
首先 要我说 你看起来美极了 First of all, let me say, you look fantastic.
你得把你的造型师介绍给我 You gotta give me the name of your guy.
你看起来就像个小女孩 You look like a damn kid.
你已经有八个月没交房租了 Mm. Your building fees are eight months past due.
这是你最后的警告 不然委员会将被迫 This is your final notice before the board will be forced
-采取极端行动 -邦妮 我们是朋友 to take drastic actions. ‐ I... B‐Bunny, w‐we're friends,
-而且... -所以我说得多友好啊 -and... ‐ That's why I'm using a friendly tone.
别搞我 奥利弗 Don't fuck with me, OIiver.
我也想不出比这更不愉快的事了 Mm, I can't think of anything less pleasant.
我也是 That makes two of us.
就连我母亲去世的时候 我也没哭得那么厉害 I didn't cry that much when my mother died.
真的吗 还是你在撒谎 Is that true, or are you lying?
这种事情我为什么要撒谎 Why would I lie about something like that?
我不知道我现在应该做什么... I don't know what I'm supposed to do right now...
我头很疼 你们自己去找女海巫吧 I'm totally migraining. You guys meet the sea witch without me.
-你和她说了什么 -只是聊天而已 ‐ What did you say to her? ‐ Just making conversation.
你确实不适合聊天 Not your thing.
把这些拿走 好吗 Grab those, won't you?
还有那一盘 And that tray, too.
你好 Hi.
我不知道我为什么这么做 I'm not sure why I'm doing this.
也许是因为没人在乎蒂姆 Maybe it's because nobody gave a shit about Tim,
我想把这个录下来万一... and I want something on record in case...
蒂姆·科诺是谁 Who is Tim Kono?
曾经是 Who was?
十岁的时候 我在阿尔科尼亚认识了蒂姆 I met him here, at the Arconia, when we were 10.
我打断了他每天都在玩的游戏 I interrupted a game he had to play every day.
我不认识你 I don't know you.
这栋公寓里的每一个人我都认识 I know everyone who lives in this building.
我不住在这里 我的姨妈住这 I don't live in this building. My aunt does.
萨勒玛·拉米雷斯 Salma Ramirez.
12A 我喜欢她 12A. I like her.
万圣节的时候她给了一整包糖 She gives out whole candy bars on Halloween.
我住在长岛 那里的人只给散烟和打火机 I live on Long Island where they give out loose cigarettes and lighters.
是啊 你看起来是挺穷的 Yeah. You look pretty poor.
确实 蒂姆不招人待见 It's true Tim didn't get along with a lot of people.
-你在画什么 -我房子旁边的海滩 ‐ What are you drawing? ‐ The beach near my house.
他很直接 但是他从来不撒谎 He was direct, but he never lied.
不怎么好看 It's not very good.
所以我才喜欢他吧 Maybe that's why I liked him.
你在看这书吗 You reading that?
没有 我太穷了读不起 No. I'm too poor to read.
这是关于两兄弟在贝波特破案的故事 It's about two brothers who solve crimes in Bayport,
那是我住的地方 是一系列故事 where I live. It's a whole series.
他们很酷 虽然他们老了 They're cool, even though they're old.
每个暑假和寒假 当姨妈让我去她那里住的时候 We'd spend a few weeks together every summer and winter break
我和蒂姆会在一起玩几个星期 when my aunt would let me stay with her,
我就假装我也住在阿尔科尼亚 and I could pretend I lived in the Arconia.
我们就像少年侦探团... And we could be the Hardy Boys...
在蒂姆的公寓附近制造迷案 然后揭秘 solving mysteries we'd make up around Tim's apartment.
这么多年 只有我和蒂姆 For years, it was just me and Tim.
然后我们遇见了奥斯卡和佐伊 Until we met Oscar and Zoe.
奥斯卡就像孩子王 Oscar was the super's kid.
佐伊让奥斯卡配了把他父亲的钥匙 Zoe got Oscar to copy his dad's keys
当屋主出门的时候 so we could "Hardy Boy" in any apartment we wanted
我们就能去任何一间屋子玩探案了 when the owners were out of town.
11楼的房间都是佐伊家的 Zoe's family had the whole 11th floor,
-但是她觉得远远不够 -太棒了 - but that wasn't enough for her. - Yes!
一整柜的药 我们今晚就在这扎营了 孩子们 Full meds cabinet. We are camping here tonight, kids!
-佐伊简直就是团宠 -中大奖啦 ‐ Zoe was the life of the party. ‐ Jackpot!
-来 戴上这个 宝贝 -但有些时候 - Here, take this, baby. - But sometimes,
她玩得有点过头了 she took things too far.
那时大部分时间都很开心 It was fun, mostly.
直到悲剧开始 Until the end.
好了 记住 厄苏拉一直在做副业 Okay, remember. Ursula always had a side hustle she's working,
所以不要听她的话去注册任何订阅消息 优惠住房 so try not to sign up for any kind of subscription box, timeshare,
或者免费乳房检查 or complimentary mammogram.
这些很难取消 They're incredibly difficult to cancel.
我以为她的名字是奥罗拉 I thought her name was Aurora.
你怎么谁都不认识 How do you not know anyone?
所以在圣诞节给她小费的信封上 So‐so‐so you put "Aurora"
你写的是奥罗拉吗 on her envelope when you tip at Christmas?
-我不给小费 -你说什么 ‐ I don't tip. ‐ What?
我觉得那太高人一等了 我一般给他们我的签名照 I think it's elitist. I send out autographed photos instead.
嗯 好吧 Mm. Okay.
你猜怎么着 我觉得你应该待在楼上 You know what? I think you should stay upstairs.
-为什么 -因为我觉得 ‐ Why? ‐ Because I'm starting to think
比起蒂姆·科诺 大家应该更不喜欢你 that people like you less than Tim Kono.
厄苏拉 我的宝贝 Ursula! My beloved.
我好像站在这都能闻到你身上薰衣草和薯条的香味 Even from here, you smell like a field of lavender and French fries.
那是我最爱的两样东西 My two favorite things.
什么风把你吹到这来了 What brings your skinny ass down here?
是这样 蒂姆·科诺的追悼会上我没看见你 Well, I just, you know, I didn't see you at the memorial for Tim Kono,
就想着来看看你 and I just thought I'd check in.
-真是个悲剧 -是吗 - It was such a tragedy. ‐ Is it? Really?
那哥们不想再掺和这堆破事 所以他走了 Dude didn't wanna be at the party anymore, so he left.
你知道我收到多少关于他的投诉吗 Do you know how many complaints I got about him?
天 我想... 我想偷偷看一眼 Gee, I'd... I'd love to take a peek at those.
厄苏拉 是我 Ursula! It's me,
14楼的查尔斯·哈登·萨维奇 Charles‐Haden Savage from 14.
-他跟你一起来的吗 -不 不是 ‐ Is he with you? ‐ No. No, no.
没错我们一起的 我看到你那有张我的照... I am. I see you have my pho...
是的 我的最爱 Yeah, it's a real favorite.
你看不出来吗 Can't you tell?
我没给你小费是因为我尊重你 Look, the reason I don't tip is out of respect for you.
那拜托你别这么尊重我好吗 Please, don't respect me so much, okay?
厄苏拉 麻烦你 我真的 Ursula, please, I‐I would love
很想看看那些关于蒂姆·科诺的投诉 to look at those complaints about Tim Kono.
你就不能想想办法吗 Can't we work something out here?
如果你实在想看... Well, if you really want them...
全脂奶 Gut Milk?
是种饮料也是桩生意 It's a beverage and a business.
买一箱250 买两份 我把文件给你 First case is 250. Buy two, and I'll throw in the file.
买三份 Buy three,
我会告诉你更多不为人知的事情 and I'll fill you in on the stuff that was too juicy to write down.
太不讲道理了 That seems steep.
随便你 我只知道过了明天 Up to you. But after tomorrow,
这些... this...
包括其他所有跟他有关的东西 and everything else about that guy,
都会永远消失 goes away forever.
-为什么 -明天会怎样 ‐ Why is that? ‐ What's tomorrow?
明天会有人去打扫蒂姆·科诺的房子 They're cleaning out Tim Kono's apartment tomorrow,
在所有东西被清理走之前 so we're gonna go down there and look around for clues
我们应该下去找找线索 要一起吗 before everything's gone. You wanna come?
你问我想不想去一个死人的房子找线索吗 Do I wanna break into a dead guy's apartment and go through all his shit?
听起来可以打发一个下午 Sounds like an afternoon.
对了 那枚订婚戒指在你那吗 Oh! Do you have that engagement ring?
是的 在我房间里 Yeah. It's in my apartment.
-有谁喜欢过你吗 -很多年没有过了 ‐ Do you appeal to anybody? ‐ Not for years.
就是这了 This is it.
我们唯一能够了解蒂姆·科诺的机会 Our one chance to get to know Tim Kono.
哇 这句台词很好 很戏剧性 Oh! That's a nice high drama line.
-再想句别的 -为什么 刚刚那句哪里不好 - Okay, give me another. ‐ Why? What was the matter with that one?
没什么 非常好 只是满满的哥伦比亚广播公司的气息 Nothing, it was perfect. It was just reeking of your years on CBS.
我带了发光氨和黑光灯 如果我们找到... I brought Luminol and a blacklight in case we find...
血 有血 Oh, blood! There's blood!
安静 别喊 Shh! Don't yell blood!
是他的血 还是我的血 Is it his blood? Is it my blood?
是我脚上的血渗出鞋子了吗 Are my feet bleeding through my shoes?
是你的脑子从鞋里漏出来了 给 That's just your brain leaking out through your foot. Here.
穿上鞋套 这样你就不会滑倒了 Put on these booties. It'll keep you from slipping.
记住 睁大眼睛仔细看 And remember, keep your eyes peeled.
任何东西都可能是线索 Anything can be a clue.
-哇哦 -怎么了 ‐ Whoa. ‐ What?
没什么 只是进来之后感觉很奇怪 Uh, nothing. It's just strange to be in here.
留意有没有电脑或者手机之类的 Oh, oh, keep your eyes out for a laptop or a cell phone.
估计都被警察带走了吧 The cops probably took those.
看看这些逾期账单 Look at all these past due bills.
警察没说蒂姆有经济问题吗 Didn't the cop say that Tim was having money problems?
逾期的房租 Past due rent.
水电费 Utilities.
他甚至连物业费都逾期了 真可怜 He's even behind in his building fees, poor guy.
不交物业费的人最可恶了 People who don't pay their building fees are the worst.
搞得我们其余人的物业费就会上涨 It makes the rest of ours go up.
现在我真的不喜欢这个人了 Now, I really don't like this guy.
我觉得... I don't think it's...
交钱慢了点算不上什么罪过 a sin to be slow to write a check.
我去里面看看 I'm gonna check in here.
好吧 没有女朋友的照片 Okay, well, no pictures of any girlfriend.
没有吗 有点奇怪 No? That seems strange.
情趣用品 我找到了情趣用品 Sex toys! We got sex toys, people!
什么都别评价 Okay. Remember not to judge.
有特殊的性癖好... 不是什么羞耻的事情 Nothing... Nothing shameful about deviant sexual pursuits.
哇哦 Ooh!
这... Ah...
恶心 Ew.
看来我们这位香草爱好者[保守人士]也想尝尝巧克力蛋糕[重口味的] Looks like Mr. Vanilla took a turn down Rocky Road,
如果你懂我的意思 if you know what I mean.
我觉得你自己都不知道是什么意思 I don't think you know what you mean.
别打盹了 好戏要开场了 Goodbye snoozing, hello cruising.
我们可以从这上面采集到DNA You know, we could get DNA evidence off these.
我觉得应该放回去 然后吃一颗希舒美[一种抗生素药物] I just say bag 'em up and maybe take a Z‐Pak.
这位女士 Hey, lady!
你看起来超美 You look hot.
我讨厌新年夜 I hate New Year's Eve.
这意味着寒假结束了 It means that winter break's over.
没错 你就得回到垃圾的长岛 Yeah, and you gotta back to shitty Long Island
被你的表哥们指交了 to get finger‐fucked by your cousins.
-你真恶心 -但你还是很爱我 ‐ You're so gross. ‐ Oh, you know you love me.
这戒指是从哪儿来的 Hey, where'd you get that?
-我找到的 -帮我看看 ‐ Found it. ‐ Hey, guys, how we, uh,
这条领带怎么样 我... feeling about this tie? I...
天 你真美 Damn, girl.
怎么了 我已经告诉过你了 What? I‐I already told you.
你看起来也很棒 宝贝 You‐you look good, too, babe.
别想了 Don't even.
朋友们 要是楼顶很暗的话 Hey, guys, if it's dark on the roof,
没人看得出我们穿得有多棒了 nobody's gonna see how good we look.
油头不错嘛 蒂姆 Hm, nice slick hair, Tim.
-科诺 我们来拍照吧 -棒 这张要留给我 ‐ Kono. Get a picture. ‐ Yes! This one's mine.
-快点 -来了 要拍了 - Hurry! - Come on. Here we go.
-我靠 你真他妈是个混蛋 -你到底在干什么 ‐ Goddammit! You're a goddamn asshole! ‐ What the hell are you doing?
你他妈的干了什么 What the fuck was that!?
不 那可是 教科书般的出轨 No, that's, like, textbook cheating!
你搞什么 What the fuck!
我看到有人在跟她吵架 I saw someone fighting with her.
-你看到奥斯卡了吗 -不 是别人 ‐ You saw Oscar? ‐ No. Someone else.
-找到啦 -爪印 看呐 - Bingo! - Paw prints! Check this out!
带有血迹的猫爪印 Bloody cat prints.
那只死猫 叫什么来着 艾瑟儿 Th‐that dead cat. W‐what was her name? Ethel?
-是伊芙琳 -这... ‐ Evelyn. ‐ This...
-这根本说不通啊 -不 不 不 很多人 - This doesn't make sense. ‐ Oh no, no, no. A lot of people
给他们的宠物起人名 我养过一只叫布鲁斯的鹦鹉 name their pets human names. I had a parakeet named Bruce.
那是只母的 但是她就像一只公鹦鹉一样 It was a female, but she had a very masculine energy.
不是 No.
那只猫在蒂姆死后来过这里 The cat was here after Tim died.
那晚那只猫也死了 And the cat died that night, too.
霍华德 那猫的主人是叫这名字吧 Howard. Was that Evelyn's owner's name?
是的 Right.
看来我们的嫌疑人名单又变长了 I think our list of suspects just got a little longer.
那是我演的剧里的台词 That was from my show!
-行了... -那是什么 ‐ Okay... ‐ What's that?
那是饮料 也是生意 It's a beverage and a business.
总体来说 还是有点收获的 All in all, not such a bad day.
而且地下室里那位女士 And we got a list of potential suspects
给我们的夹子里也有一些嫌疑人 in the folder that the basement photo lady gave us.
-她叫厄苏拉 -厄苏拉 对 - Ursula! - Ursula. Yeah.
我觉得我们掌握的信息已经足够我们了解蒂姆·科诺了 You know, I think we have enough to paint a pretty clear picture of Tim Kono.
当然了 他很穷 Yeah, sure. He was broke.
-喜欢危险的性爱 -有哮喘病 没人喜欢他... ‐ He liked dangerous sex. ‐ Asthmatic. No one liked him...
我们能别这么说吗 Can we not?
我不觉得 不讨人喜欢的人就该死 I don't think being unlikable means he deserved to die.
不 不 我想查尔斯的意思是 Well, no, no. I think w‐w‐what Charles is saying is,
对于播客来说 我们还在找描述他的切入点 for the podcast, we're still looking for a way to care.
他孤身一人 He was alone.
这还不够我们切入吗 Isn't that enough to make us care?
你们应该很清楚这有多悲哀 You of all people should know how fucking sad that is.
听着 我不是想... Look, I didn't mean to‐‐
你的鞋子上还有他的血呢 His blood is still on your shoes.
你是对的 我们应该更尊重他 You're right. We should be more respectful.
蒂姆·科诺也是个人 他生前是我们的邻居 Tim Kono was a person. He was a neighbor.
也许他也有他爱的人 Maybe a man in love.
-很容易就忽视了... -这又是哪集里的台词 - It's easy to lose sight... ‐ What episode is this from?
我能稍后再看 让我现在缓缓吗 Can I just stream it later and spare myself?
你跟我说的那堆关于你爸爸的话 That speech you gave me about your dad?
我早上在油管上看到了 I saw that bullshit on YouTube this morning.
等等 W‐w‐wait
我听不懂了 有人能给我讲讲吗 I am so lost here. Can someone please fill me in?
不过要是无聊的话 就算了 Unless it's boring, and then don't.
那是我自己写的 I wrote that speech.
这是他们唯一让我 It was the one thing they let me write
-写进电视剧的内容 每一个字都是真心的 -你真就... - for the show, and every word is true. - You just...
-一字不差地这么说的 -也许吧 - said it verbatim? ‐ Maybe.
-很奇怪吗 -嗯... - Is that weird? - Hm...
我都不知道你是不是在演戏 I can't tell if you're acting or not.
相信我 他要是在演戏 你肯定看得出来 Believe me, when he's acting, you can tell.
不过你知道吗 伙计 But you know what, chums?
在我导演新剧的时候 Whenever I direct a new show,
最难的事情就是让演员们相互信任 the hardest part is getting the actors to trust each other.
而现在 And you know what?
这就是我们现在做的事 That's what we're doing here.
我们在做一档新节目 We're starting a new show.
我们应该承诺 互不欺骗 相信彼此 We should promise not to lie and just trust each other.
-我可以做到 -我也是 - I can do that. ‐ Me, too.
-行了 好吧 -真棒 你知道吗 ‐ Yeah, okay. ‐ Fabulous. Now, you know what?
我们要不试着做一些信任感培养练习 How about we all try a new trust exercise?
-不 -没门 再见 ‐ No. ‐ No fucking way. Bye.
明天见 I'll see you tomorrow!
我其实一点都不信任她 Uh, so I don't trust her at all.
她变换无常 She's shifty.
蒂姆 他们把奥斯卡抓走了 Tim, they're sending away Oscar!
你说你见到有人和佐伊在一起 You said you saw someone with Zoe!
你得告诉他们 You have to tell them!
-我不知道你在说什么 -蒂姆 ‐ I don't know what you're talking about. ‐ Tim!
都这么一把年纪了 还玩侦探少年团吗 Aren't you a little old to still be playing Hardy Boys?
你为什么会死 Why did this happen to you?
你为什么和一群怪老头在一起玩 Why are you hanging out with a couple of old weirdos?
他们在帮我找出谁关心你 They're trying to help me find someone who cared about you.
那祝你好运了 Good luck with that.
蒂姆... Tim...
这是给谁的戒指 Who was the ring for?
你想知道 我是不是找到了爱我的人 You wondering if I ever found someone to love me?
我只是想知道 你到底是怎样的人 I'm just trying to figure out who you were.
想知道你是不是好人 If you were a good guy or not.
我该不该为你的死去感到悲伤 Should I even be sad that you're dead?
好吧 太伤人了 Ouch. That hurts.
比这还痛 Almost as bad as this.
你为什么不告诉警察你那天晚上你看到了什么 Why didn't you tell the cops what you saw that night?
这和那时发生的事有没有什么关联 And does this have anything to do with what happened back then?
我很喜欢看你探寻真相 I always enjoyed watching you figure things out.
什么鬼 What the fuck?
蒂姆是一个 一直会做出 Tim was the kind of guy that always made
正确选择的人 the sensible choice.
所以这一切都不合理 That's why none of this makes sense.
所以又把我们带回到了最开始的问题 Which brings us right back to where we started.
蒂姆·科诺是谁 Who is Tim Kono?
他喜欢绕着公寓院子里的喷泉跑来跑去 He liked running around the courtyard fountain.
他善于观察 也很呆 He was observant and robotic,
但是如果你好好观察他的话 他也很善良 but also kind if you looked at him the right way.
他从不说谎 He never lied.
除了那一次 Except once.
蒂姆·科诺是谁 Who was Tim Kono?
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