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你不能这样消失了10年 You can't disappear for 10 years,
又突然出现开始跟我扯一些陈年旧事 then show up and start dragging up a bunch of shit from when we were kids!
如果你在楼里看到我 装作不认识我就好了 If you see me around the building, act like you don't know me
-因为你本来也不了解我 -我巴不得这样 - because you don't. - Happily.
明天会有人去打扫蒂姆·科诺的房子 They're cleaning out Tim Kono's apartment tomorrow,
在所有东西被清理走之前我们要去找找线索 so we're gonna look around for clues before everything's gone.
-看你像是个音乐家 -眼力不错 - I see you're a musician. ‐ Oh, good eye.
每晚我听到的从院子里传来的巴松管乐声是你弹的吗 Is that your bassoon I hear playing through the courtyard every night?
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你真会说话 Oh, that's really sweet.
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哇 你好啊 斯汀 Well, hello there, Sting!
维尼 别离斯汀那么近 Winnie, don't stand so close to Sting.
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她只是因为那晚的案子有些紧张不安 She's just on edge after that upsetting death the other night.
你是想说我和这案子有关吗 Are you suggesting I had something to do with that?
-不 不 不 我... -拜托 管管你的狗 ‐ No, no, no, no. I... ‐ Please, your dog.
管好它 我不喜欢狗 Control him! I don't like dogs.
维尼 Winnie?
谁会对你这么做 Who would do this to you?
测试 测试 Testing, testing.
没问题吧 We good?
没什么肉麻的话 但你是我最喜欢的人 爱你 露西
我现在不需要听到这个 I don't need to hear it right now.
谁不喜欢第二次机会呢 Who doesn't love a second chance?
再给你一次机会 Another shot at righting
让你改正犯过的错 不再因犯过的错而痛苦不已 some painful mistake that's haunted you?
或者修复那些你可能造成的伤痛 Or at healing the wounds you may have inflicted.
-威尔 -是我 ‐ Will? ‐ Yeah.
我尽快赶来了 维尼在哪 I got here as fast as I could. Where's Winnie?
快进来 进来 就在里面 快点 快 Get in, get in. Just in there. Hurry! Go!
-跑起来 -冷静点 冷静 冷静 - Just run! - Calm down. Relax! Relax!
但是第二次机会总是伴有风险 But a second chance always comes with risk.
GM他妈到底是什么 What the fuck is GM?
你可能再次犯下同样的错误 You might make the same mistake again.
甚至犯下更大的错 Or you might make a worse one.
O.普特南 凶手盯上我的家人了 爱你 奥利弗
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-奥利弗 -我在这 ‐ Oliver? ‐ I'm in here!
发生了什么 你还好吗 Hey, what happened? Are you okay?
-杀手给我的狗下毒了 -什么 ‐ The killer poisoned my dog. ‐ What?
我儿子把维尼接走了 他是兽医 My son has her. He's a vet.
维尼活过来了 谢天谢地 She recovered, thank God,
但显然 but clearly,
他们给领导发消息了 就说明我们接近真相了 we are getting close if they're sending a message to the leader.
领导指的是你自己吗 Is the leader you?
难道他们毒你家狗了吗 Did they poison your dog?
他们留下了这个 They left this.
“停止做播客 否则我就让你完蛋” "End the podcast or I end you."
如果维尼死了怎么办 What if Winnie had died?
可能就轮到我了 It would be on me again.
还有我那愚蠢的... 天杀的有远见的雄心 And my stupid... goddamn visionary ambitions.
好 那给维尼下毒的人显然就是杀害蒂姆的凶手 Okay, whoever poisoned Winnie clearly killed Tim,
-那到底是谁做的呢 -坐过来 - so who did this? - Gather 'round.
我要把这段录下来 Look, I'm gonna record this.
是这样... So...
我知道这似乎不可能 绝对不可能发生 但是... I know this seems impossible, it's bananas, but...
我觉得 I think there's a very strong chance
给维尼下毒的人有很大可能 that the person who poisoned Winnie
我说这个可一点也不开心 was, and‐and this gives me no pleasure
是... in saying this...
音乐巨星斯汀 musical superstar Sting.
U2的那个 The guy from U2?
-你在开玩笑吗 -斯汀 ‐ Are you kidding me? ‐ Sting.
-警察乐队 罗克珊 -你的每一次呼吸 ‐ The Police? Roxanne? ‐ Every Breath You Take,
有史以来最棒的情歌之一 only one of the biggest love songs of all time?
谁把你养大的 Who educated you?
我知道了 大锤是他唱的 Oh, now I know. He did Sledgehammer.
-彼得·盖布瑞尔 -那是彼得·盖布瑞尔 ‐ Ah! Peter Gabriel! ‐ That's Peter Gabriel!
各位 我知道斯汀是谁 Guys, I know who Sting is!
而且顺便说下 你的每一次呼吸不是情歌 And by the way, Every Breath You Take is no love song.
那唱的是一个爱嫉妒和监视的跟踪狂 It's about a jealous stalker and surveillance,
事实上 那听起来像是一个... and it actually seems like it was written by a...
杀手写的 killer.
奥利弗 Oliver,
我知道 你很希望凶手是个名人 look, I know you would love to have a celebrity killer,
但是斯汀没有杀蒂姆·科诺 but Sting did not murder Tim Kono.
-我的天呐 -什么 ‐ Oh my God. ‐ What?
"斯汀损失上亿 "Sting loses millions.
"因其前投资公司莱特奥美 "Funds mismanaged by his former investment firm
资金管理不当" Wright & Ogilvy."
那是蒂姆原来工作的公司 That's Tim's old firm.
等等 等等 死了猫的那个人是不是 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Didn't dead cat guy
说蒂姆因为让公司的大客户 say that Tim Kono got fired because he lost
损失了不少钱而被炒了吗 some big client's money?
蒂姆·科诺让斯汀赔了钱 Tim Kono lost Sting's money.
总是跟钱有关 It's always about the money!
就跟龙胆虎威一模一样 This is exactly like Die Hard!
可是会有这么简单吗 Could it be this simple though?
客户气疯了 然后杀了蒂姆 Tim just got murdered by some pissed-off client?
我的天 Oh boy!
斯汀在厄苏拉那给的蒂姆被杀当晚在楼里的 Sting is on Ursula's list of people who were in the building
人员名单里 the night of Tim's murder,
而且还在火情警报中留在楼里的名单里 and on her list of people who stayed during the fire alarm.
你怎么会错过这点的 How did you miss that?
因为那是斯汀 Because it was Sting!
我想着他留下来是为了写什么伟大作品呢 I figured he stayed behind to write some fucking masterpiece.
大家 这里头真的有情况 Guys, this is actually something.
好的 如果是的话... Okay, and if it is...
我们挖到宝藏了 We have hit the mother lode.
摇滚巨星斯汀是一个毒狗的杀人犯 Rock icon Sting is a dog-poisoning murderer.
他就像是下一个OJ[辛普森杀妻案嫌犯] He's like the next OJ.
一个性感的佛教徒OJ A hot Buddhist OJ.
我觉得他是我们目前最大的嫌疑人 跟那个穿扎染帽衫的人一样 I will say this is our strongest suspect yet, next to tie-dye guy.
-别提那个穿扎染帽衫的人了 -还忘不了那个穿扎染帽衫的了 ‐ Enough with tie-dye guy! ‐ We cannot forget about tie-dye guy!
可是如果我们要顺着这条线索走的话 就需要一些建议 But if we're gonna go down this road, we need some advice.
对这种名人 你只有一次机会 With someone this big, you only get one shot.
我们需要辛达·坎宁 We need Cinda Canning.
那么 好吧 谁不想要 Uh, well, sure. I mean, who wouldn't want
谋杀案播客皇后呢 不过怎么做 the Queen of Murder Podcasts, but how?
我可以动用我的关系 Well, I could work my connections.
我知道我们会去同一家蛋糕店 I do know that we go to the same cupcake store.
我应该能比这强点 I think I can do better than that.
再来一遍 Try that again.
我应该能比这强点 I think I can do better than that.
也许我可以把这俩剪到一起... Okay, maybe I can cut these two together and...
然后重做 then redo it.
-你好查尔斯 -阿纳夫 最近好吗 ‐ Charles, hi. ‐ Hey, Arnav, how's it going?
还不错 见到你很高兴 正巧阿纳亚在和露西视频通话 ‐ Good. Nice to see you. It's funny. Uh, Anaya was just FaceTiming with Lucy.
她还问起你了 She asked about you.
是吗 那很好 Oh. Th‐that's nice.
说起来 我记得 So, anyway, so I have this faint memory
你好像和辛达·坎宁是家长朋友对吗 that you're parent friends with Cinda Canning?
好像都在周二早上上马戏艺术的课是吗 Something about circus arts class Tuesday morning?
是的 确实如此 Uh, yeah. That's exactly what it is.
你知道的 我现在在做一个播客节目... Well, you know, I'm working on this podcast...
我的意思是我们没那么亲密 I mean, we're not that close.
我不想让你觉得难做 You know, I don't want to put you in a weird position,
但这个播客是这么久以来 but this podcast is the first thing that's
第一件能让我热血沸腾的事情 really got my juices flowing in a long time.
-那好吧 -你答应了吗 ‐ Yeah. Sure. ‐ Hey. Really?
我相信她应该很乐于帮助下一代 I'm sure she'd be happy to help the next generation.
或者任何想要学习的人 Or anyone looking to learn.
谢谢 Thank you.
露西... 开心吗 So, um... Lucy seems happy?
她很开心 She does.
那就好 That's good.
再次感谢你 Thanks again.
-真不敢相信你居然促成了这场面谈 -没错 ‐ I can't believe you got us this meeting. ‐ Yeah.
我确实办成了 而且我认为我也应该这么做 Well, I did. And I think I should run it, too,
因为我们需要这件事顺利进行不是吗 because we need this one thing to run smoothly, okay?
-那当然 -好吧 如果你觉得这方法很聪明的话 ‐ Okay. Sure. ‐ Alright. If you think that's smart.
如果我们一进去就喊 斯汀是杀人凶手 And if we go in there yelling, "Sting is a killer,"
辛达会以为我们是疯子 Cinda's gonna think we're lunatics.
你好 Oh. Hi.
你... 我是说你好 我说了你好 哈哈 H‐hi. I mean, hi. I said, I said, hi. Ha!
你好 我们在另一台电梯里见过 Hi. We met on another elevator.
-你好 -没错 ‐ Hello. ‐ Right.
你们俩经常在一起吗 You two do this a lot?
只在周末而已 Oh, just on the weekends.
你打扮得很精神 Well, you're dolled up.
男人只有在去见女人的时候会穿成这样 Man only dresses like that when he's off to see a woman.
是的 Well, uh, yeah.
我... 我确实是去见女人 Yeah, I‐I guess I am.
商务会议 For a business meeting.
是的 没错 Yes. Uh, that's correct.
看得出来你是要去当一个... And I can see you're going to be a...
性感的巴松管演奏者 a sexy bassoonist.
从你衣服上的标语看出来的 Based on your shirt only!
不是根据... Uh, not based...
如果你不小心说我不性感的话 我就准备打断你 I'm gonna stop you before you accidentally say I'm not sexy.
请打断我吧 Please, stop me.
来个人打断我 Someone stop me.
-很高兴再次见到你 -我也是 ‐ Well, it was nice seeing you again. ‐ You, too.
希望今晚能像往常一样听到你的吹奏 Hope to hear your playing tonight like always?
你早晚会听到的 You'll hear me bassooner or later.
有人好像在调情哦 Well, someone was a little flirty.
讲了好多巴松的笑话 It was a lot of bassoon jokes,
-不过她确实很可爱 你应该约她出来 -是的 - but she's cute. You should ask her out. ‐ Mm‐hmm.
还是不了 我已经习惯了单身生活 Oh. Nah, I'm too set in my ways.
加上她又是楼里的人 如果今后处不好... Plus someone in the building, if it doesn't work out...
-所以现在不是个好时机 -也对 - Now's not a good time, so. - Right.
你可以等等 有充足的时间 You should wait. Plenty of time.
你知道的 七十岁是新一代的四十岁嘛 You know, 70 is the new 40.
我希望你可以不那么刻薄 I want you to be less mean.
我知道你是这么想的 I know you do.
你们好 Hello!
你好 Hello! Hi! Hi!
-嗨 -哇哦 -天哪 ‐ Hi‐‐ Whoa! ‐ Oh my God!
-你好 -谢谢你能抽空见我们 Hello, how are you? ‐ Thank you so much for taking the time.
-我们是你的忠实粉丝 -是嘛 继续说 - We're huge fans. ‐ Oh, please. Go on.
真的 因为你我才关心各种凶杀案 Really, you're the reason I care about murder.
-因为你我们几个才会相遇 -是真的 - And you're the reason we all met! ‐ It's true.
你做卧底的时候 付出的那些努力 And the lengths that you have gone to while undercover.
听说你有次你在没处理的污水中待了8个小时对吗 The time you were buried in raw sewage for eight hours?
你知道污水漫过胸口是什么感觉吗 You know what it feels like to be buried up to your chest in sewage?
什么感觉 What?
像皮博迪 Like a Peabody!
真是绝妙的比喻 Oh, that‐that's clever.
辛达在2018年拿到了皮博迪奖 Cinda won the Peabody in 2018, ha.
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2020年又拿了一次 And again in 2020.
-是的 -辛达 - Yes. - Ah. Cinda,
我想你应该知道 我是个导演 as I know you know, I'm a director,
-所以我忍不住... -抱歉打扰一下 so I can't help... ‐ Sorry to interrupt.
辛达 二号线有你的电话 The call is in, Cinda. Line two.
谢谢 辛迪 Thank you, Cindy.
-她们有三个人 -是个超值套装 ‐ There are three of them. ‐ It's a value pack.
不好意思我得接一下 I'm so sorry to have to take this. It's just,
这事有点荒谬 我们... uh, well, it's silly really. We just...
我们有可能 We may or may not be
会以三千万的价格被收购 about to get bought for $30 million.
-什么 -哇哦 ‐ What? ‐ Whoa.
-你接吧 -你好 ‐ Take it. ‐ Hello!
被收购是什么意思 What will it mean to get "bought"?
她不会不做播客了吧 She won't stop making podcasts, will she?
收购的人就是冲着她才买的 Uh, what they're buying is her.
当然 Oh. Of course.
所以你们想做一个播客节目 So, you want to make a podcast.
我通常会推荐有抱负的播客 I usually steer aspiring podcasters
去参加在纽约州立大学奥尼昂塔分校的课程 to a course at SUNY Oneonta.
这课程是由一个我的前助手开的... It's taught by a former assistant of mine...
不不不 我们不完全是新手 Well, well, well, we're not complete novices.
事实上 我们已经在做一个凶案播客了 In fact, we are already working on a murder podcast,
并且已经发现了一些 and we've already come across something
-不得了的线索 -等下 回到刚刚的话题 - really huge. ‐ Wait, wait, just go back.
那三千万的事 怎么回事 Did you, uh, you know the, uh, 30 million?
谢天谢地你问了 So glad you asked that.
是的 我们被收购了 Uh, yes. We have been acquired.
今天是个大日子 Big day.
你们找到了一些重大线索 So, you were on to something huge.
-跟一个名人有关 -是谁我们不能泄露 ‐ It involves a major celebrity. ‐ Whom we cannot divulge.
可以这么说 他一直在看着你[出自警察乐队的歌词] Suffice it to say, he'll be watching you.
抱歉 我不明白你们指的是谁 I don't get the reference, I'm sorry.
他觉得你做的任何一件小事都是魔法[出自警察乐队的歌词] He thinks every little thing you do is magic.
斯汀 Sting.
就是这位斯汀先生给我的狗下毒了 And he poisoned my dog. Sir Sting.
-原来是斯汀 -讽刺的是 他来自警察乐队 ‐ Sting! ‐ From The Police, ironically.
我知道这听起来很不可思议 I know it sounds crazy.
抱歉 你的意思是他毒死了你的狗 I'm sorry. Did you say he‐he poisoned your dog?
是的 这是他留给我的警告 Well, it was a message to the leader.
波普伊 给斯廷是凶手这个节目想个宣传语 Poppy, give me a tagline for a show where Sting is the killer.
我们早就该想到 We should've suspected
只要进了马蜂窝 when we entered the hornet's nest
最后逃出来的时候不可避免... 被叮一下 we wouldn't escape without... a sting.
她的声音是不是很好听 She's really got the voice down, doesn't she?
写作的人会来的 And the writing will come!
所以 你的意思是... So, you were saying...
我们需要你告诉我们该怎么做才能让斯汀和我们坐下聊聊 Well, you know, we need your advice on how to get Sting to sit down with us.
对 我们怎么去接近他 Right. How do we get in?
这个吗 要接近公众人物 Okay, well, with a public person,
关键是要消除他们的戒备心 the key is to enter in a way that disarms them.
比如 For example, with OK,
我带着一只做好的火鸡去了市长家 I was able to get the mayor's confession
就能拿到他的供词 by showing up at his house with a fully cooked turkey.
-这样啊 -一只火鸡 ‐ Of course. ‐ A turkey.
谁会拒绝一个给自己做了17斤火鸡的人呢 Who turns someone away who has cooked them a 19‐pound turkey?
-你让我们带只火鸡去见斯汀 -我的意思是 ‐ We bring Sting a turkey? ‐ Well, I mean,
-找到你们的火鸡 -噢 我懂了 - find your version of turkey. - Oh, yes, yes, yes.
没错 你说的很有帮助 我们只是不想把事情搞砸 Of course. That's so helpful. We just don't wanna make a mess of this.
凑近点 我要说重点了 伙计们 Lean in for the nugget, folks.
你们准备好了吗 Are you ready for the nugget?
拥抱烂摊子 Embrace the mess.
好东西就在里面 That's where the good stuff lives.
我好爱你 I love you so much.
拥抱烂摊子 Embrace the mess.
说得太好了 That's beautiful.
什么 你们觉得我做不到吗 What? You think I can't do it?
没看到我今天做了什么吗 Did you not see what I did today?
讨厌别人这样说鹰嘴豆泥 Hate when people say hhhummus.
应该这样说 轻声说就行了 It's hummus. You just relax it.
所以你 从来不吃正餐 So you, like, never eat an actual meal.
蘸酱就是我的正餐 我一直都这样跟你说 Dips are an actual meal. I keep telling you this.
而且这样不用洗盘子 有一次性餐盒和手就行 And no dish washing. It's all containers and fingers.
好恶心 Gross.
滚远点 Fuck off.
我们来找你一起想办法了 我们的火鸡是什么 We're here to brainstorm on what our turkey should be.
我们该带什么去找斯汀 What do we bring Sting?
实际上我已经有约了 I actually have plans.
你喷古龙水了吗 Are you wearing cologne?
等下 你是要去约会吗 Wait, are you going on a date?
你约到那个性感的巴松管手了 Did you ask out sexy bassoonist?
真的假的 Really?!
太棒了 This is so cool!
所以你们打算干吗 我觉得需要我批准一下 What are the plans? I feel like I need to approve them.
不好意思 我第一次约会的时候你都还没出生呢 Excuse me. I have been dating decades longer than you've been alive,
而且我真的是初次约会的行家 and I'm especially expert at first dates.
因为我通常也只有第一次约会 Because that's what I mostly have.
可怜的兄弟 Oh, bubbeleh.
怎么了 What's wrong?
把重担交给年轻人吧 我们能忍受的 Give the weight to the young people. We can bear it.
我就是... 我就是觉得约会很累 我会想 I just... I just find dating exhausting. I think,
该说什么 不该说什么 what do you share? What do you not share?
如果合得来 糟糕 如果合不来 也很糟糕 And if it works out, scary. If it doesn't work out, scary.
每次约会之后 我就只想赶快回家 After every date, I just want to go home
把脸埋进枕头 然后再也不去约会 and plant my face in a pillow and never go out again.
-啊... 天 -行吧 ‐ Oh... Jesus. ‐ Okay. Wow.
你需要放松 好吧 玩得开心点 笑一笑 调调情 You need to relax, okay? Just have fun. Laugh. Flirt.
现在社会调情不是很无礼吗 Isn't it insulting to flirt now?
谁知道呢 Well, who the hell knows?
突然之间 夸秘书她穿休闲裤很漂亮就是冒犯了 Suddenly, it's rude to tell a secretary she looks pretty in a pair of slacks.
才不是呢 我完全不认同你说的 No. To that whole sentence.
夸她的包好看 Compliment her purse.
只要不是她身上的部位 你就可以说喜欢 If it isn't on their body, you can like it.
不 又错了 你嘴里说的每一个字都不对 No. Again, to every word that's coming out of your mouth.
听着 我很高兴你迈出了这一步 Listen, I'm really glad you're doing this.
长时间的孤单可能让你变得有点奇怪 Being alone in life is making you a little weird.
谢谢你 Thank you?
见到她别流鼻血就行 Just try not to nosebleed all over her.
那可太糟糕了 That would be bad.
对了 我能让我的发型师来给你做个发型吗 Okay, can I please have my hair guy come do you?
至少修一下鬓角 那块有点... Trim the ear lobes at least. They're...
所以 我算是有两个童年 So, I kinda had two childhoods.
一个是结婚父母家中的幸福独生子 One where I was a happy only child with married parents,
另一个是 and a second one
父亲不在身边 还有一个同母异父的妹妹 where I had an absent father and a new half‐sister,
她做什么都是对的 who somehow could do no wrong.
她偷走了我的爸爸和长笛 Who stole both my dad and the flute,
我只能选巴松管 我的第二选择 leaving me the bassoon, my second choice.
所以 你和巴松管其实是命中注定的 So, you and the bassoon were clearly meant to be.
任何事都是你妹妹优先吗 Is your sister first chair of anything?
我不敢相信我都告诉你了 I can't believe I told you all that.
我觉得你的肢体语言让我很舒服 I think your body language makes me feel very comfortable.
怎么说呢 Wha‐what about it?
我曾经上过一个讲非语言沟通的课 I took a class on non‐verbal communication,
课上说 那些双手不交叉放在桌上的人 and people who keep their hands up uncrossed on the table,
就像你一样... like you were...
更值得信赖 are considered more trustworthy.
没人会信任一个紧握双手的人 No one trusts a person who clasps their hands.
是啊 我懂的... Well, yeah. I get that...
手心摊开向上 非常安心 Palms up. Very comforting.
当然 这是最后的晚餐里的手势 Oh yeah. Well, that's, uh, the Last Supper pose.
没人比耶稣更让人安心了 No one more comforting than Jesus.
但是 你肯定不会想和耶稣约会 But, you wouldn't wanna date Jesus
因为你只会一直崇拜他 because you'd just be worshiping him all the time.
所以... So, um...
再多讲讲你的事吧 tell me more.
把自己放第二位好像就成了我人生的一个主题 The being second thing for me is kind of a theme.
上一个和我交往的人就从不把我放在第一位 So, the last guy I was dating never put me first.
我是说 他不会让我先点餐 I mean, he wouldn't let me order food first.
如果我们都要上厕所 他也会先去 If we both had to pee, he'd pee first.
不管什么事都是这样 I mean, whatever.
我的心理治疗师说我们在改变 My therapist says we're all driven to recreate
以治愈童年的的创伤 the dynamic of our first wound,
这样我们就能改变结局 so we can change the ending.
我真的讲了好多 That was a lot.
该你了 Your turn.
该我干什么 My turn for what?
比如说说 你父母曾经是怎么伤害你的 Well, how did your parents wound you?
慢着 Oh!
告诉我你的上一段感情经历 Tell me about your last relationship.
对... 我们看看 Oh yeah... Well, let's just see here.
首先… First, um...
我的父母很棒 My parents were great. Yeah.
我的 前女友… And my, uh, last girlfriend, uh, was...
很棒 然后 和平分手 perfectly nice, and, uh, ended well.
你的奶酪怎么样 How's your cheese?
你喜欢奶酪吗 You like the cheese?
你知道吗 我爱… Oh, you know what? I love...
你那个包 很特别 that purse. It is so unusual.
分享故事是一种交易 You know, the sharing of stories is kind of transactional.
当有人给你讲故事的时候 When someone gives you a story,
你需要分享一个同样甚至更加重要的故事 作为回报 you owe them one of equal or greater value in return.
轮到我像你展示我的创伤了吗 Oh, so it's my turn to tell you my red flags?
但我没有什么大秘密 或者类似的东西 Uh, but I'm not keeping any big secret or anything like that.
不是每个人都有一大堆包袱 It's just not everyone has a ton of baggage.
不是说你的包袱比别人多 Not that you have, uh, any more baggage than anyone else!
你只是有正正好好多的包袱... You have the exact right amount of baggage...
-怎么样 要加点酒吗 -不用了 ‐ How we doing? Another round? ‐ I think I'm good.
有时候 第二次机会 Sometimes, a second chance
只是又一次犯错的机会 is just another chance to get it wrong.
搞砸两次 And blowing it twice
会让你做出一些奇怪的选择 can cause you to make some weird choices.
-我们准备带火鸡 -什么 ‐ We're just going with the turkey. ‐ What?
抱歉把你吵醒了 火鸡要烤两个小时 Sorry to wake you. The bird's two hours in,
我的烤箱坏了 所以我需要你的 and my oven conked out, so I'm gonna need yours.
即使是杀手也不该被肉毒杆菌毒死 'Cause even a killer does not deserve botulism.
老天 我忘了你的重要约会 Oh my God. I forgot your big date.
她在里面吗 Is‐is she in there?
不在 我一个人 No, no. I'm alone.
啊 抱歉 Oh. Mm, sorry.
-你想让我离开吗 -不 我想破案 - Do you want me to leave? ‐ No! I want to solve this murder,
-跟我说说 -好的 斯汀… - so catch me up. ‐ Alright. Sting...
正准备跑了 is on the run.
我听厄苏拉说 I heard from Ursula
他的雨林之旅提前了 he has moved his Rainforest Tour up,
两天后就要走了 and is leaving in two days.
可疑吗 Suspicious?
而且 他离开的时候还在装修他的公寓 Also, he's renovating his apartment when he's gone
因为 很显然 他想要一个"新的开始" because, apparently, he wants a "fresh start."
我打赌他是这样想的 对吧 I bet he does, right?
梅布尔下午有安排 Anyway, Mabel has plans in the afternoon,
所以明天早上才能去 so that only leaves tomorrow morning.
而且 烤快1斤肉要20分钟… And, you know, at 20 minutes a pound...
我们早上要给斯汀带只火鸡吗 So, we're gonna bring Sting a morning turkey?
是的 我知道很奇怪 Ye‐‐ I know, it's weird,
但我想如果我们也带咖啡… but I figure if we also brought coffee...
听着 Yeah, listen.
-我知道这很疯狂... -不不不 - I know this is nuts... ‐ No, no, no.
这样做才有用 因为意想不到 That's exactly why it'll work. Because it's surprising.
送火鸡的人才不会有什么坏心思 No one ever brings anyone a turkey with bad intentions!
确实 Exactly!
我很惊讶 我没想到你会同意 I am amazed. I didn't think you'd be onboard with this.
我很乐意这样做 I'm so onboard with this.
因为我打算 Because this is how I'm gonna fill
我接下来就要用我的爱好 the rest of my days with hobbies,
来充实我的余生 and my hobby is solving murders.
我要和谋杀案一起度假 I'm gonna go on vacation with murders,
总有一天 谋杀案会坐在我床边 and one day, murders are gonna sit by my bed
喂我肉汤 因为我的吞咽反应快不行了 and feed me broth because I'm losing my swallow reflex.
我们在拥抱烂摊子 对吧 We're embracing the mess, right?
把加油宝给我 我们一起制造个烂摊子吧 So, gimme that baster, and let's make a mess.
天 看看 Oh my God. Look at this.
好的 Okay.
-测试 -开着了开着了 ‐ Testing. ‐ It's on, it's on.
-火鸡快送 -希望你饿了 ‐ Turkey delivery! ‐ I hope you're hungry!
安妮塔 我们点火鸡了吗 Anita, are we expecting a turkey?
我想没有 你当然不要再吃一个 I hope not! You certainly don't need a second one!
我没在你的日程表上看到火鸡 先生 I'm not seeing a turkey on your schedule, sir.
我们住在这栋楼里 我们想 So, we live in the building, and we thought
如果我们每周都做一只火鸡 it would be a good community‐builder
送给邻居 可以创建良好邻居关系 if every week, we made a turkey and brought it to a neighbor.
那么 我们是就把它留在这里 还是… So, should we just, uh, leave it here, or should we...
-你是… ‐是的 哥伦比亚广播公司 九季 ‐ Are you... ‐ Yes! That's right. CBS, nine seasons.
老天... Oh, gee...
进来吧 Come in.
说实话 这是我们第一次这么做 Okay, uh, full disclosure. This is actually the first time we've done this,
现在我们知道这有多奇怪了 and now we know how weird it is
居然没有带洋芋 that we didn't bring some yams.
确实 That's true.
你是那个做播客的人 You're the guy doing the podcast.
-我是 -听着 ‐ I am. ‐ Look,
那天那样对你的狗 我很抱歉 I‐I'm sorry how I was with your dog.
我那天心情不太好 I was having a rough day.
好 Yeah.
我们听说你认识蒂姆·科诺 Uh, we heard you knew Tim Kono.
他是个... 好人吗 Was he a... good guy?
我和他没什么私交 I didn't know him personally.
他以前在我这工作 He used to work for me.
我把他炒了 I fired him.
你炒了他吗 You fired him?
为什么这么做 斯汀 Why did you do that, Sting?
个人原因 That's personal.
斯汀 Sting.
我知道你知道我知道成名的滋味 I know that you know that I know what it's like to be famous.
陌生人认为他们有权知道我们的事 Strangers think they have a right to know our business.
但他们从不了解真正的我们 But they never know the real us,
这两者之间是割裂的 and it's isolating.
这会使我们… 举止不端 It can make us... act poorly.
我觉得我跟斯汀坐得太近了 I feel I'm too close to Sting.
最重要的是 斯汀 这个混蛋蒂姆·科诺 So, on top of that, Sting, this punk Tim Kono
-让你赔光了钱 -你可能会因此 - lost all your money. - It might just make you
发飙 也许… 甚至会让你想杀人 snap. You know, might... make you even murderous.
你们到底想说什么 What are you all getting at?
你们认为蒂姆的死是我的错 You think Tim's death is my fault.
你说得对 Well, you're right.
我杀了他 I killed him.
-先生 -不 安妮塔 我要说出来 - Sir‐ ‐ No, Anita, I need to release this.
我最近一直很愤怒… I've been so full of rage lately...
蒂姆死前一天 我跟他大吵了一架 The day before Tim's death, I‐I screamed at him.
"你把我搞惨了 你被炒了 你去死吧" "You fucked me over! You're fired! You should kill yourself!"
然后他就死了 And then he did.
所以你就我的狗下毒 And that's why you poisoned my dog!
等等 你说什么 Wait, I'm sorry. What did you say?
行了 我不敢相信我居然要这么说 不过斯汀不是杀人犯 Okay, I can't believe I even have to say this, but Sting is not a murderer.
也不是给狗下毒的人 Or a dog poisoner.
你们觉得蒂姆是被谋杀的吗 So you think Tim was murdered?
我是这么觉得的 I know he was.
天啊 终于可以松一口气了 Oh my God. What a relief!
我被心中的愧疚感折磨了很久 I‐I've been racked with guilt.
我以为他自杀是因为我 I thought he killed himself because of me.
所以我才把雨林之行提前了 And... You know, th‐that's why we've moved the tour up.
所以我们才清空了我的公寓 That's why we're gutting this apartment,
这栋楼到处都渗透着内疚和后悔 and the building is just seeped in, in guilt and regret.
给了我写歌的灵感 It gives me an idea for a song
♪ 我还以为是我 ♪ ♪ I thought it was me ♪
♪ 我如此难过 ♪ ♪ And I was so low ♪
♪ 但是我说过的话 ♪ ♪ But my words didn't put a bullet ♪
♪ 并没有杀死蒂姆·科诺 ♪ ♪ Into Tim Kono ♪
我觉得这不会成为你最好的专辑 I don't think it's gonna make your best‐of album.
好吧... Well... Uh, okay...
写歌太难了 It's hard writing songs.
行了 谢谢你们的火鸡 请... Okay. Thank you for the turkey. Please...
离斯汀远一点 stay away from Sting.
操 又是死胡同 Fuck. Another dead end.
我要喝一杯 吃点蘸酱 Well, I could use a drink and a dip.
-有人一起吗 -我要去跑步 - Anyone join me? ‐ I'm gonna go for a run.
那你呢 查理 How about you, Charlie?
查克斯 查兹 Checkers? Chazz!
行啊 好的 Sure, fine.
不过我还有个烂摊子要去处理一下 But I have one more mess to embrace first.
我上段恋情持续了6年 My last relationship lasted six years.
我们相遇时并没有坦诚相见 We met under false pretenses.
我姐姐拖去旅行的时候 在冰岛的温泉里见面的 It was at a hot springs in Iceland, on a trip my sister dragged me on.
其实 我讨厌大自然 讨厌旅行 Now, I hate nature, I hate traveling,
但是我没有告诉我的前任 她的名字是艾玛 but I didn't tell my ex that. Emma. That's my ex.
她以为她遇到的 So, she thought she was getting
是一个"热爱冒险的演员" "adventurous actor guy,"
所以她搬来住了 她带来了她 so she moved in. And she brought with her
7岁的女儿 露西 her 7‐year‐old daughter. Lucy.
我试着让露西过上安稳的生活 I tried to give Lucy some stability.
过上有规律的生活 You know, a‐a routine,
我会每天早上给她做最爱的煎蛋卷 and I would cook her favorite omelet in the morning,
她很喜欢 我很喜欢 and she loved it, and I loved it,
可是我的前任... 她不喜欢 but my ex... didn't.
所以 我订了艘加勒比海游船 So, I booked a Caribbean cruise
-来庆祝我们的结婚纪念日 -那可真浪漫 - for our anniversary. ‐ That's romantic.
是的 她也是这么觉得的 Yeah, that's what she thought.
后来我和她说清楚 And then I clarified
这是一次家庭的欢乐出游 it was actually a family fun cruise.
所以第三天的时候 有一场出岛游 So, day three, there was an island tour,
我和露西不想参加 and Lucy and I just wanted to skip it.
但艾玛坚持要露西去 But, Emma insisted that Lucy go.
后来她们再也没回来过 And they never came back.
-她们失踪了吗 -不 ‐ They went missing? ‐ No.
她们从圣克罗伊飞回来了 They flew home from St. Croix.
而我一个人在家庭的欢乐出游中 So, I stayed on the family fun cruise
度过了接下来的五天 for the next five days, alone,
除了周年晚餐上 except for Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig,
我花钱请来了兔八哥和猪小弟陪我 who I had paid extra to be at our anniversary dinner.
艾玛觉得干脆的分开对露西来说是件好事 Emma thought a hard break would be best for Lucy,
所以后来我再也没有和她说过话 so I really haven't spoken to her since.
我一直放不下这件事 And I've been haunted by it.
还有那天的兔八哥和猪小弟 And by Bugs and Porky.
我一般 You know, I don't share this
不和别人分享这件事 因为 说实话 我觉得很丢人 with people because I'm, frankly, embarrassed by it.
但是 我这么和你说是因为... 我喜欢你 But, I'm telling you this because... I like you.
我希望能再出去约会 And I would like a second date.
哇 信息量很大啊 Woof. That was a lot.
哇 哇 Woof, woof.
好的 Okay.
但要是有人要打扮成动物 最好是你或者我来 But if anyone's wearing an animal suit, it better be you or me.
谢谢你 我会给你打电话的 Thank you. I will call you.
什么是更危险的事 What's more dangerous?
是抓住人生的第二次机会 Taking advantage of a second chance,
还是让它从指缝中溜走 or letting it pass you by?
怎么了 What happened?
我分享了我的故事 我能再和她约会了 I shared. I got a second date.
我要睡一个月 I need to sleep for a month.
枕头... A pillow...
不 不 不 挺好的 有进展了 No, no, no, no. This is good. This is progress.
把细节都告诉我吧 Tell me everything.
我们就不能安静地坐下喝一杯吗 Can't we just have a drink and sit quietly?
我今天分享的事情已经够多了 I've had enough big reveals for today.
爸 Hey, Dad.
维尼把体内的毒素都排出来了 Looks like Winnie got everything out of her system.
温妮 查尔斯 这是我儿子威尔 Willie! Charles, this is my son Will.
威尔 这是查尔斯·哈登·萨维奇 Will, this is Charles‐Haden Savage.
-很高兴认识你... -我也是 ‐ Nice to meet you... ‐ Yeah, you, too. Uh,
爸爸 我听了你的播客 so Dad, I listened to your podcast.
你没和我说 你是和梅布尔·莫拉一起做的 You didn't tell me you were doing it with Mabel Mora.
怎么了 你认识她吗 Why, you know her?
学校放假的时候 她在这儿住过 She used to stay here during school breaks.
她和一群同龄人一起玩的 其中就有蒂姆·科诺 She hung out with this group of kids, and one of them was Tim Kono.
-等等 你说什么 -她认识蒂姆·科诺吗 ‐ Wait, what? ‐ She knew Tim Kono?
她肯定认识他 She 100% knew him.
什么意思 为什么她不告诉我们 What does that mean? Why would she not tell us that?
也许 她觉得这样会显得她很可疑 I mean, maybe because she thinks it looks suspicious.
何况上次她在这栋楼里的时候 她的另一个朋友死了 Especially since the last time she was here, one of the other friends died.
被人从楼顶推下楼摔死了 She got pushed off the roof.
什么 What?
那女孩是麻烦精 That girl is bad news.
你能把刚刚那些再说一遍吗 Can you just say all that one more time?
"如果你的第二次机会 "What happens when your second chance
成为了你最后的机会怎么办" becomes your last shot?"
这是布拉佐斯第七季第十三集中的一句台词 Is a line of dialogue from Brazzos, episode 713,
它预示了15年后 which prophecized what would happen 15 years later
当一个假的侦探 when a fake detective
想要成为一个真正的侦探 会发生什么 decided to become a real one.
当他和他的探案小组 When he and his true crime fan buddies
抓住了第二次机会 took a second chance
却成为了接下来调查的对象 and became the subject of our next investigation.
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