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上一段感情 持续了六年 My last relationship lasted six years.
艾玛 我前任 她搬过来住 Emma, that's my ex, she moved in,
她有个7岁的女儿 露西 也一起带过来了 and she brought with her her 7‐year‐old daughter, Lucy.
艾玛觉得对露西来说 干脆点分开最好 Emma thought a hard break would be best for Lucy.
所以后来我再也没联系过她 Really haven't spoken to her since.
所有人都赞成 将谋杀三人组赶出公寓 对吧 All in favor of evicting all three members of Murder, She Wrote?
翻译 七草 小星星 关止
-很好 -我女朋友被人捅了 - Terrific! - My girlfriend's been stabbed.
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我房子都要没了吗 I'm losing my home now?
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我明晚有场重要的独奏 I have a big solo tomorrow night.
原 创 翻 译 中英双语字幕
后期 Jason肖 特效 小布
我明天能去看你演出吗 Would it be okay if I came to see you tomorrow?
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毕竟 我在跟交响乐团的首席巴松管手约会 I mean, after all, I'm dating the first chair bassoonist,
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-而且我从来没看过你演出 -我觉得这会让我很紧张 - and I've never even seen you play. - I think it would make me too nervous.
最年轻的首席巴松管手 The youngest first chair bassoonist
艾莉森·蒂普顿女士独奏 in our symphony's history. Ms. Allison Tipton.
毒性报告出来了 蒂姆·科诺是被毒死的 Tox report's back. Tim Kono was poisoned!
-被开枪打死之前 他已经死了 -这是激情犯罪 - He was already dead when he was shot. ‐ This was a crime of passion.
唯美的愤怒 渴望看到别人受尽折磨 Romantic fury, the desire to see someone suffer
然后再一枪爆头 before you blow their brains out!
夜里的时候 确实听到过有人来找他 We certainly heard a late night visitor.
蒂姆在和别人交往吗 Tim was seeing someone?
我从来没有听到过女人叫成那样 I never heard a woman scream like that.
你觉得他的情趣用品能透露点什么吗 You think his sex toys could reveal anything?
我不知道 这是什么 I don't know. What is this?
异域工具[乐器]... Exotic Instruments...
为什么蒂姆的情趣用品盒子里有清洁巴松管的工具 Why is there a bassoon cleaner in Tim's sex toy box?
二十三秒 Twenty‐three seconds.
我还活着的时候和三个陌生人 That's the time I spent when I was actually alive
在电梯里共度二十三秒 with three people on an elevator.
之后就成了你们所看到的这样 And it's lead to all this.
只有23秒 Just 23 seconds.
我叫蒂姆·科诺 My name is Tim Kono.
住在阿尔科尼亚公寓的9A房间 I lived in apartment 9A here at the Arconia.
从现在起 大概12分钟后 Approximately 12 minutes from now,
我会被人谋杀 I will be murdered.
不过 先不急着说这个 But, let's not rush this.
告诉你们我怎么死的之前 不妨先了解了解我吧 Get to know a fellow a little before he tells you how he died, right?
我一直不擅长和人打交道 I was never very good with people.
但从来也没真的体会过孤独 Never really felt lonely though.
孤独是后来才有的 That came later.
在认识梅布尔... 奥斯卡和佐伊 After Mabel... and Oscar and Zoe.
又失去他们之后 我被孤独吞没 The loneliness came after I lost all of that.
所以 这时候 有人出现 并且提醒你 So, when someone comes along and reminds you
我们同样孤独的时候... that we all deal with the same shit...
... 有时候 你会欣然接受他们的到来 ...sometimes, you welcome them in,
扔下防备 张开双臂 with inhibitions lowered, with arms wide open.
他妈的不是吧 No fucking way!
我们必须要告诉查尔斯 We have to tell Charles!
-他肯定会恨死我们的 -他已经恨死我们了 - He's gonna hate us! ‐ He already hates us.
-梅布尔 -怎么了 - Mabel! ‐ What?
我们的最终集一定会该死的精彩 What a terrific goddamn finale this is gonna be.
-奥利弗 查尔斯可能正处于危险之中 -当然 确实 ‐ Oliver, he could be in danger. ‐ Right, right. For sure.
不过 应该也不会很糟糕 But that might not be so bad either.
-查尔斯 -查尔斯 ‐ Charles! ‐ Charles!
好 我们得把门撞开 Okay, we‐we gotta break the door down.
说什么呢 咱俩加起来也就125 Excuse me? We weigh 125 combined.
多谢提醒 都是因为我吃蘸酱吃多了 来 试试 Oh, thank you. It's the dips. Come on.
一... 二... 冲 梅布尔 冲 Okay. One... two... Go, Mabel, go!
我的天 她已经出手伤害你了 Oh my god, she's gotten to you already.
怎么回事儿 What's going on?
所以 有意思的是... So, funny story...
和你同床共枕的人 是个杀人凶手 You're sleeping with a murderer!
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你们俩疯起来是无法无天了 You two could not look more crazy right now.
郑重声明 For the record,
告诉你这个事实 我一点也不觉得好玩 it's not fun for me to tell you any of this.
我也是 而且提醒你我正在录音 Nor I. Nor does it give me pleasure
同样也失去趣味了 to remind you that you're being recorded.
他的女朋友有杀人嫌疑 梅布尔 He is dating the potential killer, Mabel!
怪不得怀疑条件一直在变 The rules are changing by the minute!
简住在六楼 Jan lives on the sixth floor.
蒂姆当时拿的是别人的垃圾袋 Tim was carrying someone else's trash bag
里面装的是自杀字条和鸡尾酒杯 full of suicide notes and cocktail glasses
那是六楼的东西 所以 from the sixth floor. So,
我知道听到这些不好受 但是... I know this isn't easy to hear, but...
我们发现蒂姆 we found out that Tim was having
他的约会对象是... some sort of romantic thing with...
简和蒂姆搞在一起了 我很抱歉 Jan was fucking Tim Kono! I'm sorry,
我们在录音 你懂的 需要加快叙述进度 we're recordings. You know, we gotta pace it up.
-你们说的也太荒唐了 -我知道 ‐ That's ridiculous. - I know,
你觉得他们俩年龄差太大之前 but before you look too shocked by their age difference,
也许你应该先看看你俩的年龄差 maybe you wanna look at the two of you.
我才不会被你们绕进去 I am not going down one of your idiotic rabbit holes.
我看了蒂姆的手机 上面没有任何简的信息 I searched all of Tim's cellphone. Jan wasn't anywhere on it.
也许蒂姆把简的信息删了 又也许简自己删了 Well, maybe he deleted her, or she deleted herself.
-简还被人捅了 你们忘了吗 -对 ‐ Are you forgetting someone stabbed her? - Oh, right.
我忘了 真正的凶手饶了简一命 跟你说 I forgot the real killer decided not to kill Jan. By the way,
我剥牡蛎壳受的伤都比她被捅严重 I've had worse injuries shucking oysters!
你们该走了 You have to leave.
我不想再听你们的疯言疯语了 I can't hear any more of your insanity.
这么多年来 我好不容易谈了场恋爱 This is the first romantic relationship I've had in years!
-为什么你们不让我好好谈个恋爱 -我们没有 - Why are you trying to ruin it for me? - We're not,
但是 查尔斯... 简现在在哪 but, Charles... Where is Jan right now?
她... 她还在交响乐现场 She's a... she's a‐a‐at the symphony,
还在演奏 我先回来了 still playing. I left early.
你怎么提前回来了 And why'd you do that?
你们为什么还不走 Why are you still here?
请你... 好好看看这些证据 Just please... look at what's in front of you,
自己小心点 and be careful.
天... Jesus...
所以 简还在交响乐现场 So, Jan is still at the symphony.
就是说 她现在不在... Which means, she's not currently...
查尔斯 Charles?
中场休息的时候 我马上赶回来了 I raced here right at intermission.
不过就算我走了 他们也不会注意到的 They won't notice I'm gone. Which is, well,
说实话 把这个事实说出来 也挺难过的 pretty devastating to say out loud, honestly.
总之 我觉得很尴尬 Anyway, I'm mortified.
我不知道自己为什么骗你 我是首席 I don't know why I lied to you about being first chair.
可能是因为觉得自己比不过一个小孩 觉得丢人吧 I think it has to do with being beaten out by a child.
也许这就是成人医生处处刁难道吉·豪斯尔的原因吧 Maybe this is why all the adult doctors were always so mean to Doogie Howser.
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有次金球奖 我输给他了 I lost a Golden Globe to him once.
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真抱歉 I'm sorry.
我是说金球奖 About that Globe.
还有这件事 And this.
我本来该告诉你的 I should've told you.
这样我就能邀请你听交响乐 我一开始是这么想的 Then I could've invited you, which is what I wanted to do in the first place,
但是后来我就变得很奇怪 until I got weird.
查尔斯 你的鼻子 Charles, your nose.
-之前流的血 -你确定吗 - It's from earlier. - Are you sure?
看着是刚流的 That looks fresh.
要不我帮你敷下冰块吧 Can I get you some ice?
我们还能喝一杯 Maybe we can have a drink?
或者喝12杯 Maybe we can have 12 drinks?
进来吧 Come on in.
刚才那一撞 害我差点摔断肩胛骨 你怎么不早说你会开锁 You almost let me break my scapula earlier, and you could do this?
查尔斯教我的 Charles taught me.
我教他怎么用外卖帮 他教我怎么开锁 I taught him how to use Postmates, and he taught me how to do this.
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哎呀 你们俩 Aw. You two, I swear.
看你俩相处 我就像又看了一遍"纸月亮"一样 It's like watching Paper Moon for the first time all over again.
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看到你坐在观众席 我很害怕 When I saw you in the audience, I felt terrified.
来 Here.
太体贴了 谢谢 Oh, that's nice. Thank you.
我就想 "完了 他会觉得我是个很糟糕的人了" And I thought, "That's it. He's just always gonna think the worst of me now."
那不会的 That could never happen.
我们能为此喝一杯吗 Can we toast to that?
啊 我把这个落在这了吗 Oh. Did I leave that here?
那是我们在蒂姆·科诺的公寓找到的 Uh, we found that in Tim Kono's apartment.
这个是巴松管清洁器 为什么蒂姆会有这个 It's a bassoon cleaner. Why would Tim have that?
不知道 No idea.
等下 凶手也吹巴松管吗 Hold on. The murdered guy also played bassoon?
这也太巧了吧 I mean, what are the odds of that?
你觉得凶手的目标是巴松管手吗 Do you think the killer is targeting bassoonists?
等等... Wait...
你该不会是觉得我... You're not thinking that I...
没有 No.
不过 奥利弗和梅布尔这么想的 Oliver and Mabel are.
我没有 But not me.
如果是我的话 我也会怀疑的 I would, too.
天呐 Jeez.
所以你觉得蒂姆·科诺... So, do you think Tim Kono...
我们能不能不说蒂姆·科诺了 Can we not talk about Tim Kono right now?
当然 Of course.
你想聊什么 What do you wanna talk about?
我觉得我爱上你了 That I think I'm falling in love with you.
哦 Oh.
真有意思 Well, that's interesting.
因为我觉得我也爱上你了 Because I think I'm falling in love with you, too.
这真是... Well...
让我松了口气 that is a relief.
是呢 Yeah.
两个人心动总好过一个人心动 没那么尴尬 It's usually less awkward when it happens to both people.
是不是每一处都喊着 凶手 凶手 我们从哪开始 Doesn't exactly scream killer, does it? Where do we start?
你听过"十三"那个播客节目吗 Did you ever listen to that podcast Baker's Dozen?
当然 那么经典 Oh, classic.
中西部烘焙比赛冠军 Midwestern bake-off winner
肢解了12位想跟她争冠军的女选手 dismembers 12 ladies trying to take her title.
-我觉得那个冠军的家跟这里挺像的 -是 - Kinda picture her place like this. - Yeah.
那个冠军把证据藏起来了 你记得他们是在哪找到的吗 Do you remember where they found all the evidence she was hiding?
厕所 不过我得先用一下 忍不了啦 But let me use it first. I need to go.
你知道疯狂的是什么吗 You know what's crazy?
我觉得 就算蒂姆·科诺真的是被你杀的 I think I would love you
我还是爱你 even if you did kill Tim Kono.
这很夸张 因为我以前会因为些小事就跟别人绝交 Which is super crazy because I've broken up with people
比如看电影的时候说话很大声 for whispering loudly in movies.
或者吃东西的时候很奇怪 Or chewing weird.
哇 查尔斯 Wow, Charles.
-我是你的真爱 -我知道 对吧 - That's real love. - I know, right?
对 Yeah.
你都没怎么喝 You're not drinking much.
我一点都没喝 Oh, I'm not drinking at all.
我是... 假装抿了口酒 I'm taking... stage sips.
因为酒里面有毒 Because there's poison in it.
你也是这么给蒂姆·科诺下毒的 对吗 It's what you did with Tim Kono, right?
喝点分手酒 然后用他的枪杀了他 A breakup drink before you shot him with his own gun?
但我还是想不通你为什么要毒死那只猫 I'm still not sure why you poisoned the cat though.
我没有 I didn't do that.
我猜 All I can think is
蒂姆死了之后 那只猫从窗户里爬进去了 也许... she came in the window afterwards, and maybe...
我知道 难以置信是吧 I know, right?
天 太带感了 查尔斯 Oh god! This is so hot, Charles.
好激动哦 咱俩完全敞开心扉 Just super exciting to be totally open together,
毫无保留... and just let it all hang out...
汪 Woof!
快来 Hey, come here.
是她下的毒... She's a poisoner...
...还贴标签 ...who uses a label maker?
最让人难过的是 The saddest thing about this
如果简不是个杀人狂的话 is that if Jan weren't a murderous maniac
她和查尔斯真的天生绝配 she'd be perfect for Charles.
所以当时是你在和蒂姆·科诺约会 So you were seeing Tim Kono?
你好 Hello.
年龄差 孤独家 电梯间 我超级迷恋这些的好吗 I'm a sucker for lonely guys with notable age differences I meet on elevators.
我以为你知道 I think you know that.
蒂姆死那天去见你了 And Tim came to see you the day he died.
对 He did.
那天也是他跟我分手后的第三天 Which was also two days after he broke up with me.
并非无关紧要哦 Not insignificant.
我跟他说 要把他落在我那的东西还给他 I told him I had to give him some things he left at my place.
我不记得我有东西落在你这 I don't remember leaving anything here.
我刚倒了两杯古典鸡尾酒 I just poured two Old Fashioneds.
看在往日的情分上 喝一杯吧 One more for old time's sake?
半个小时之后 And then a half-hour later,
我把杯子扔进了垃圾袋里... I dumped the glasses in his bag...
然后把他送出门了 and just sent him on his way.
接着 我回到窗户边 继续吹帕凡舞曲 And then I went back to my window to practice my Pavane piece.
不对 你没有 No. You didn't.
那天晚上我听到巴松管的声音了 I heard the bassoon that night.
听起来... 很不一样 It sounded... different.
你没有吹 你放了录音 You weren't playing live. It was a recording.
猜对啦 查尔斯你好棒哦 Yay! Oh, Charles!
看看咱俩 多合适啊 Do you see how good we are together?
而且 整座楼的人 And how great
都能听到你的演奏 这作为不在场证明 不是很棒吗 is an alibi where the whole building can hear you playing?
关于我 你还发现了什么 Oh, what else did you figure out about me?
快告诉我 告诉我 Tell me, tell me, tell me.
你是什么时候锁定我就是杀人凶手的 When did you really start locking in on me?
是因为那些字条 The notes.
这些J... The J's...
很相似 are similar.
原来是我可爱的J出卖了我 My cute little J's gave me away.
眼神不错 Good eye, kid.
我对比了这两个字母... I compared them side by side...
哇哦 Oh.
毒性发作了 There it goes.
跟之前蒂姆是一模一样 That's exactly how Tim sounded.
-是手帕... -是呢 就是手帕 ‐ The handkerchief... ‐ Yay. Handkerchief,
不是酒杯 not the glasses.
这次我双管齐下了 I mixed it up this time.
我不是那种一成不变的人 You know, I'm not one of those who always does it the same
也不是那种非要刻画个什么杀手形象的人 and has to carve a niche for themselves.
虽然我的确刻了自己一刀 Even though I did carve a niche in myself.
等下 她... Wait, did she...
你捅了你自己吗 You stabbed yourself?
哇... Wow...
毒性挺强的 对吧 That's really kicked in, hasn't it?
腿没知觉了吗 Your legs gone?
看来舌头也不行了 Oh, tongue, too.
之前也是这样 Seen it before.
你知道吗 You know?
你和蒂姆很多地方都很像 You and Tim are a lot alike.
你们都让我进入你们的私人孤岛 我真的觉得很幸运 I felt so lucky to be let into your private, isolated worlds.
但蒂姆搞砸了 因为他另结新欢 But Tim messed up by seeing somebody else,
那可能只是我的猜想 or that's what I thought.
真正致命的是 前一天 This is the kicker. The day before,
就在我们分手的前一天 the day before we broke up,
我在他家发现了一枚绿宝石戒指 I found this emerald ring at his place.
刚送到 明显是要送给另一个人的 Just delivered. I mean, clearly meant for somebody else, right?
屈居第二 你应该懂我有多难受 You know how I feel about being made second.
我太受刺激了 That's a big trigger for me.
太奇怪了 It's so odd.
当有人苦苦哀求 When a person begs you
不要杀他 我真的好兴奋 for their life, it is such a tonic for me.
终于 我成为那个人心里第一重要的人 And knowing, finally, I am truly number one for someone.
现在 你最需要的人是我 对吧 You need me now more than ever, don't you?
查尔斯 为什么这种感觉如此美妙 Charles, why does that feel so good?
我当时拿的那枚戒指 恰好是你侦破的那起谋杀案的戒指 How crazy is it that ring was actually the ring
怎么不让人疯狂啊 from the murder you solved.
又很讽刺 Ironic.
还很悲惨 是我的错 戒指确实在我那儿 And tragic. My bad. I do own that.
奥利弗... Oliver...
天哪 Oh god.
梅布尔 我... Oh, Mabel, I...
真的很抱歉 I'm so, so sorry.
是她干的 She did it.
她真的杀了蒂姆 She really killed him.
没错 就是她 Yeah, she did. She did.
查尔斯 Charles!
现在 我用的杀人手法不只是要杀了你 The trick now, it's not just you.
还有那两个人 以及更多其他人 There are two others I have to deal with and more.
因为你的播客 I mean, so many know about this
知道这件事的人太多了 because of your podcast.
我得想得周全一些 I've gotta think big here.
整座楼的壁炉都能打开了 是不是很棒呢 Isn't it nice they opened all these fireplaces back up?
某种意义上来说 壁炉把这座楼的所有人连接在一起 I mean, in a way, it makes us all connected in the building.
这最终集 应该很有意思哦 Should make for a fun finale.
可惜我要错过了 会很有趣[气]的 Too bad I'm gonna miss it. It's gonna be a gas.
跟你说哦 和你分手 I want you to know this is definitely
真的是让我最痛苦的一次分手 查尔斯 one of my rougher breakups, Charles.
我真的爱过你 I really did fall in love with you.
可惜的是 Sadly,
我以后巴松前巴松后[早晚]都见不着你了 I will not be seeing you bassooner or later.
录音结束
Siri... 我觉得不太舒服... Siri... I don't feel good...
好的 为您播放斯汀的"金色田野" Okay. Playing Fields of Gold by Sting.
他的门怎么开着 Why is his door open?
-查尔斯 -查尔斯 Charles! ‐ Charles!
你看 他去哪了 Look. Where is he?
你每次买芝麻菜都多掏钱 乌玛 You overpay for your arugula every time, Uma.
你还说呢 二月份买新鲜的罗勒 你掏的钱比我掏的少吗 You're one to talk, Miss Fresh Basil in February.
[罗勒叶通常在5-7月份采收]
你怎么把每层都按了一遍 Why'd you press all the buttons?
那个混蛋按的 Oh, this asshole did it.
你要把他赶出大楼 他就喝酒闹事 You kick him out of the building, he goes on a bender.
天 他赶紧搬出去吧 Oh god. I can't wait till he's gone.
-啊 -我的天 - Ah! - Oh my god!
很可爱吧 我刚把她接过来 I know, right? I just got her,
我超爱她的 and I love her so much.
她叫什么名字 霍华德 What's her name, Howard?
伊芙琳7号 结合我的幸运数字七 就是塞弗琳 Evelyn Seven. Lucky number Sevelyn.
我觉得伊芙琳没有白死 I feel like Evelyn's death wasn't in vain.
因为伊芙琳 我们才聚在一起 Like, she really brought everybody together, you know?
-啊... -闭嘴 - Ah... - Shut it!
如果你们什么时候想过来 If you guys would like to come over some time
玩飞行棋或者聊聊天 and play Parcheesi and have a gab,
塞弗琳和我都很欢迎的 Sevelyn and I would love to have you over.
还有地方吗 Oh, is there room?
有的 进来吧 我们挤挤 Oh sure. Yeah, come on in. We can squeeze.
嗨 Hi.
要帮忙吗 Do you need help?
你可以找我女儿约门诊 You can schedule an out‐patient with my girl.
而且 我现在收加密货币了 And I now take cryptocurrency.
里面乱得很 收拾下 There's a mess in there.
别担心 警察乐队解散的时候斯汀也这样 Don't worry. This happened to Sting when The Police broke up.
[斯汀曾是警察乐队成员]
一个字儿都说不出来 Never said a word.
我现在把你送回你家 你上床睡一觉就好了 I'm sending you back to your apartment. Get into bed and sleep it off.
不要跟别人说 我说的关于斯汀的事 Don't tell anyone I told you about Sting.
-莱斯特 你看见查尔斯了吗 -刚送他上楼 他躺在电梯里 ‐ Lester, have you seen Charles? ‐ Just sent him upstairs, flat on his can,
醉成一滩烂泥 别说是我说的 struck down with the Irish Flu. Didn't hear it from me.
斯汀也这样过 不要告诉别人这是我跟你们说的 Same thing happened to Sting. Don't tell anyone I told you.
他到底是怎么… How the hell does he...
天 查尔斯 Oh my god, Charles!
-莱斯特是对的 -抓住他 ‐ Wow, Lester was right! ‐ Grab him.
你哪来的安眠酮 Okay, where did you get a Quaalude?
把他翻过来 Turn him over!
醒醒 醒醒 Hey! Hey!
-是简给你下的毒吗 -对 她给我下毒了... -Did Jan poison you? - Yes! She poisoned me...
我们得送他去医院 We have to get him to a hospital.
或者 我们给他多灌点牛奶 Or! We get as much milk into him as possible.
牛奶能解毒 It absorbs toxins.
如果不管用 我可以尿在他身上 And if that doesn't work, I can urinate on him.
我觉得好像是中了水母的毒 才要用尿 I think that's for jellyfish.
-等等 他在干什么 -他的手机 - Wait, what is he doing? ‐ Oh no, it's his phone!
-你手机上有什么东西吗 兄弟 -你的密码是什么 -Is there something on your phone, buddy? ‐ What's your password?
-好吧 扫脸吧 -好的 抬好了 ‐ Okay, put his face on it. ‐ Okay. Hold it.
-没用 -脸上的肉太松驰了 ‐ It's not working! ‐ His facial muscles are too limp.
没事 我知道怎么办 看 It's okay. I know what to do. Look.
-打开了 -天 我真聪明 好了 ‐ We're in! ‐ Ah! God, I'm clever. Okay.
结局应该很有意思 Should make for a fun finale.
是简 你录音了吗 It's Jan. Did you record Jan?
可惜我要错过了 Too bad I'm gonna miss it.
-会很有趣[气]的 -你好 - It's gonna be a gas. - Oh, hey.
你们觉不觉得头晕 Is anyone feeling dizzy?
我正准备开火 但是好像 I was just about to start a fire, but it's like there's
地下室有股浓烟冲上来了 fumes coming up from the basement.
我的女儿还在里面 Oh, my daughter's in there.
气体 Gas.
慢着 简是要… Wait, did Jan...
我们要去地下室 We have to go to the basement!
我们带着他哪也去不了 How are we gonna get him anywhere?
如此富有诗意 因为蒂姆·科诺有哮喘 So poetic. Closed for years
地下室被关了好几年 because of an asthmatic Tim Kono,
蒂姆死后 壁炉又重新被点燃 our fireplaces were opened again because of his murder,
可这次 却是要夺走上万人的生命 only to lead to the death of thousands!
我觉得住在这里的人没有过万 I don't think thousands live here.
你不能意会一下吗 Boy, you really don't take the ride, do you?
阿尔科尼亚的锅炉房 The boiler room of the Arconia.
大楼里最容易爆炸的地方 The irritable bowel of the building.
完美的地点 完美的结局 A perfect spot for a perfect ending.
我来检查西边 你去检查东边 Okay. I'll take the west side of the building, you take the east.
好的 Okay.
我的天 看看她做了什么好事 Oh my god! Look what she's done!
-什么 -你看 - What!? - The thing!
通风管 它不该连在这 The duct! That wasn't attached to the thing!
不应该这样连 你有没有看到 That shouldn't be that way! Do you see a duct attached
通风管连在了不该连的东西上 to a thing it shouldn't be attached to?
你到底在说什么 What are you even saying?!
我要把它拔出来... I'm pulling the thing out here...
好 把那个上面的东西拔出来 Okay, pull down the top of your thing!
我们做到了 应该吧 We did it! I think.
我们把那个拿下来 这样东西就不会 We‐we took down the thing, so that the stuff won't go
通过那个东西传到… 是的 我们做到了 from the thing up into the... Yeah, we did it!
我们真的做到了 Oh, you really did it.
下来 Get down here.
嘿 Hey.
看看 还活着呢 Look at you still kicking.
我还担心 I was worried that hanky
那个手帕骗不过布拉佐斯 wouldn't do the full trick on Brazzos.
原谅我 我一直想这么做 Okay. Indulge me. I've always wanted to do this.
玫瑰红... Roses are red...
堇花蓝… 哪个该杀 violets are blue... who shall I kill?
也许杀你 Maybe it's you.
不 No.
一切都结束了 简 This ends now, Jan.
你不要杀我的朋友 You won't shoot my friends.
如果必须杀一个人 杀我 不要杀他们 Shoot me if you need to, but not them.
因为我不想再活在没有他们的世界里 Because I don't want to live in a world without them anymore.
曾经 属于我的一部分已经死了 There were parts of myself that were dead
而他们 让那部分我重新活了过来 that they brought back to life.
在这之前... Before this...
我只是个四处游走的空壳 I was just a hollow shell walking around.
我因为他们 得到重生 And they made me alive.
你这么说 我都要对你没兴趣了 You're helping me get over you.
不要 No!
这是替蒂姆打的 This is for Tim.
调查由此转向新方向 This sends the investigation into a whole new direction.
做得好 布拉佐斯 Good one, Brazzos.
现在我们去洗胃吧 Now, let's go get your stomach pumped.
他不会出什么事儿吧 Is he gonna be okay?
三 二 一 Three, two, one.
他会没事的 He's gonna be fine.
奥利弗 Oliver.
看来 由于今晚的事 It seems due to the events of tonight, there's been
对于你是否能继续住在阿尔克尼亚 a reversal in sentiment regarding your tenancies
大家的意见有所改变 here at the Arconia.
拜托 直说吧 邦妮 Oh, please, just say it, Bunny.
"欢迎回家 性感老男人" "Welcome back, you sexy thing!"
我早晚有一天把你赶走 I'll get you gone sooner or later.
-你们这群白痴 -嘿 邦妮 - You're all idiots! ‐ Hey, Bunny.
恭喜 你现在成为了公寓里最招人恨的那位 Congrats. You're the most hated person
你个暴躁的老婊子 in the building now, you cranky old bitch.
爸 孩子回家咯 Dad? Your child's home.
威利 Willie!
还有维尼 我的乖女儿 你们回来我真是太开心了 And Winnie! My little girl! I'm so glad you're back.
你好啊 维尼 Hello. Hello, Winnie!
最近过得就跟坐过山车一样 是吧 Jesus, what a ride you've been on, huh?
你觉得呢 You think?
我为你感到骄傲 I'm proud of you.
好吧 其实 我也不是很清楚 I think. Um, I'm not even really clear
这里到底发生了什么 不过我过来是想 what happened here, but I wanted to stop by
给你这个 and give you this.
这是给你下个作品的支票 It's a check for your next big thing.
不 不 我不想要 No, no. I‐I don't want it.
你确定吗 You sure?
我宁可你给我个尴尬的拥抱 I'd take an awkward hug though.
好的 Okay.
-也没有怎么尴尬啊 是吧 -确实 挺好的 ‐ It's not so awkward, huh? ‐ No. That was nice.
要是你不急着走的话 Well, I‐I can tell you what happened.
我可以把这整个疯狂的故事都告诉给你 You know, the whole insane story, unless you need to get going.
不 不 不 我想... 多待会儿 No, no, no, no, no. I would... I'd like to stay.
哇 好的 好的 Oh, well. Okay, good. So,
这件事很奇怪 我们上电梯... it‐it was very bizarre. Get in the elevator...
太棒了 This is incredible.
花了我不少时间 Took me long enough, I know.
是... 有些东西还是值得等待的 Yeah, well... Some things are worth the wait.
正能量得一逼 Nice positive‐as‐fuck words
说这话的人 刚刚洗刷了莫须有的罪名 from the man who just got his good name back.
对啊 Yeah.
你还好吗 You okay?
我很好 Yeah. I am.
怎么了 What?
只是我很久没有 It's just been a long time since I've said that
发自肺腑地说过这句话了 and actually meant it.
来 Come here.
嘿 露西... 好久不联系了 看看你过得怎么样
我很想你 祝好 查尔斯·哈登·萨维奇
嘿 露西... 好久不联系了 看看你过得怎么样
我很想你
祝好 查尔斯·哈登·萨维奇
露西 嘿...
嘿
我的故事确实因你们而结束 My story really ends with you.
尽管我并不知道出电梯之后发生了什么 Even though I didn't get to know all that went on once I left,
但是三个陌生人因我的死而产生了联系... a connection was made among three strangers...
他们愿意去正视自己的破事... willing to embrace their own messes...
还意识到人与人之间都是互相关联的 and to recognize we are all connected.
在节目开始 我们问了这样一个问题 We started with the question,
"蒂姆·科诺是谁" "Who is Tim Kono?"
答案 其实是这样的... The answer, as it turned out...
我们都是蒂姆·科诺 we are all Tim Kono.
这可真棒 That was amazing.
说真的 我... I mean, I just...
我觉得这是你有史以来最好的表演 That‐that's the best performance you've ever given.
我没有什么能教你的了 I have nothing left to teach you.
真的吗 那我是不是终于能把"配音演员"写到我的简历里了 Really? So I can finally add "voice over acting" to my resume?
那还是有点太着急了 Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
再敬梅布尔一杯 And one more toast to Mabel.
-敬梅布尔·莫拉 -别啦 - To Mabel Mora. - Oh stop.
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
你戴着那个戒指给了杀人凶手一拳 戒指看起来还是很璀璨夺目 Hey, you know, I'm amazed how spectacular that ring still looks after
这太让我意外了 you knocked out a murderer.
我是说查尔斯的女朋友 Or Charles' girlfriend.
应该是前女友了 我不知道你是怎么称呼她的 Or ex‐girlfriend. Not sure how you landed.
你做得很好 You're handling this pretty well.
其实 我已经准备好重回情场了 You know, I'm thinking of putting myself out there again.
毕竟 我和杀人凶手睡过 I mean, I slept with a murderer!
初次约会的时候 可有故事说了 That is a great story to tell on a first date.
有人和我一样觉得还有事没解决吗 Does anyone else feel like there's still a couple of loose ends?
没解决 Loose ends?
不知道应该怎么说 也许只是一种感觉而已 I don't know. Maybe it's just a feeling.
我只知道我们香槟喝完了 All I know is that we've run out of champagne.
我去我屋里拿点吧 Mm. I will get some from my apartment.
谢谢 这位女士 Thank you, ma'am!
我在想 也许 So, I was thinking that maybe, uh,
下个案子 我们可以做点更色情的 we should do something maybe more salacious for the next case.
你觉得呢 What do you think?
你为什么会觉得我想再和你合作 What makes you think I want to work with you again?
得了吧 没了我你什么都不是 Oh, please. You're nothing without me.
我们是很好的搭档 We do make a decent team.
我们可以 明天再聊 I mean, we could, um, talk about it tomorrow.
要是你有空的话 If you're free.
好的 查尔斯·哈登·萨维奇 Well, Charles‐Haden Savage,
你是在邀请我做你的闺蜜吗 are you asking me to be your bestie?
"闺蜜"吗 你当我们14岁啊 "Bestie"? What are we, 14?
不不 我只是受宠若惊 No, no, listen. I‐I'm flattered.
我们要不明早七点碰头 还是说你觉得... So should we meet at 7, or you think...
我们更应该边喝咖啡边聊 还是在下午四点左右 more of a coffee thing? Or something like 4?
好吧 我已经有点开始后悔了... You‐you know, I'm starting to regret this alread...
声音怎么越来越大了 Is that getting louder?
而且越来越近了 Yeah. Closer, too.
"赶紧从楼里出来" "Get out of the building now."
-感叹号 -感叹号 ‐ Exclamation point. ‐ Exclamation point.
-感叹号 -三个感叹号 ‐ Exclamation point. ‐ Three exclamation points.
-这是谁的号码 -不知道 ‐ Whose number is this? ‐ I don't know.
天啊 这也太可怕了 到底发生了什么 Okay, this is getting scary. What is going on?
我们得叫上梅布尔 We gotta get Mabel.
-梅布尔 天啊 -我的天啊 - Mabel! Oh my god! - Oh my god!
天啊 天啊 天啊 Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
我们得去找她 我不会把她留在这里的 We gotta get her! I'm not leaving her here!
-难道我会吗 -你当然会 ‐ Oh, and I would? ‐ Of course you would!
我当然会带上她 Of course I would!
不是你们想的那样 It's not what you think.
-是邦妮 -我刚打开门 - Bunny! ‐ I just opened the door,
她就撞到我了 and she stumbled in on me!
那是你的编织针吗 Is that your knitting needle?
是的 Yes.
都别动 Nobody move!
把手举起来 Hands up!
他妈的半个字都别说 Don't say a fucking word.
这... 可真有意思 This... could be interesting.
今秋放送 Coming this fall,
大楼里只有杀人犯 Only Murderers in the Building.
这标题真不错 珀比 That's good, Poppy.
真的很不错 That's very good.
这是我想出来的 I wrote that.
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