(前情提要)
欢迎参加揭发凶手派对 我们会揭晓杀害邦妮的凶手 Welcome to our killer reveal party, where we will reveal Bunny's killer.
我们从今天下午就开始怀疑你了 We've been on to you since this afternoon.
我只希望辛达注意到我 I just wanted Cinda to notice me.
于是 另一个谜团解开了 With that, another mystery solved.
-哇 连续两起谋杀案耶 -对 Wow. Two murders back-to-back. Yep.
你真的在重新装潢 You're actually renovating.
也该是时候了 Well, it is about time.
嘿 裘伊 Hey, Joy...?
你要邀我去约会吗 Are you asking me out on a date?
对 Yes.
百老汇 Broadway?
我想我很适合 I think I-I would be perfect for that.
谁是主角 And who's the star?
班 每个人在首演之夜都会紧张 Ben? Everyone gets opening night jitters!
(更衣室) (班葛兰罗伊)
我很好 I'm good!
系上安全带吧 Fasten your seat belts.
是什么让我成了夜行生物 What turned me into a creature of the night?
-来人啊 谁都好 -他不动了 Somebody! Anybody! He's not moving!
班 快报警 Ben! Call 911!
他妈的在跟我开玩笑吧 You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
整个世界都是舞台 All the world's a stage
(1962年 古斯伯利剧院)
有的没的 我们都知道那些废话 and all the blah, blah, blah. We all know how that one goes.
但如果你喜欢看戏 But if you are a theatrical type,
你八成是在很小的时候就迷上了 there's a good chance you became smitten at a very young age.
看到你未来可能会参与其中的生命奇迹 Seeing the wonders of a life you might be part of one day,
你只能从第八排幻想着 full of stories and experiences
许许多多的故事和经历 you can only dream about from the eighth row,
就在第七排的两颗蜂窝头后面 behind two beehives in row seven.
但你一旦迷上 就得下苦功 Once smitten though, then comes the work.
上课和训练 Of classes and training...
练口条和演技 of speech and technique...
精进你的技艺 honing your craft,
好让你踏上纽约市的人行道 as you pound the pavement in New York City,
甄选各式各样的角色 auditioning for anything and everything,
(全城演艺经纪)
全都是为了聚光灯下的那一刻 all in pursuit of that moment in the spotlight
希望有人会看到你 where you hope someone might see you,
真正看到你 really see you,
然后说出那句神奇的话 and say those magic words.
「你之前跑哪去了 」 "Where have you been?"
但万一那句神奇的话从没发生呢 But what if those magic words never come?
只有一而再 再而三地遭到拒绝 And it's only rejection, over and over again,
年复一年 总是差一点就能如愿 year after year, and near miss after near miss,
直到你意识到 「差一点」已经成了你的人生写照 until you realize that near miss has become your life.
你要怎么怀着希望坚持下去 How do you keep at it with any hope?
(古斯伯利剧院)
谢谢你 表现得很好 Thank you, very nice.
有不在名单上的人出现了 So, someone's shown up who's not on our list,
可能是临时跑来 maybe a walk-in.
我认识她 I do know her.
她能演 没什么特色 She's capable, a little vanilla,
但还有十分钟才是午餐时间 but we've got about 10 minutes until lunch...
好吧 Yeah, sure.
-罗芮塔德金 你还在吗 -对 Ready, Durkin, you still there? Yes!
对 嗨 真抱歉 Yes! Hi! Oh, hi. I-I'm so sorry,
我以为... 我的经纪人向我保证我会在名单上 I thought-- My agent assured me that I was on the list--
没关系 你有保母的台词吗 It's fine. Do you have the pages for the role of the nanny?
有 就这一场戏吗 Y-- Uh, yes. Is it just the one scene?
是的 你准备好就开始 That's right. Whenever you're ready.
够了 Enough!
你问的问题够多了 警探 Enough of your questions, Detective.
我很乐意告诉你 我的身分和工作 I'm happy to tell you who I am and what it is I do
你不用再试探下去了 without your insistent... probing.
我是受人托付来照顾孩子的 I am a caretaker of children, to whom I'm given charge.
我是孩子生母的替身吗 Am I a substitute for the child's true mother?
有些人会希望我说不是 但我认为我是 Some would prefer I say no, but I believe... I am.
只有我在他们身边的时候 我必须当他们的母亲 I must be... their mother when it's only me with them.
因为孩子需要时时刻刻感到安全 Because a child needs to feel, at all times, safe.
他们需要感受到保护 They need to feel protected with the kind of ferocity
只有母亲才能展现那种狠劲 only a mother can summon.
他们是不是我的亲生骨肉并不重要 It's no matter if they were born of my own... flesh.
我会为了保护我照顾的孩子而杀人吗 Would I kill to protect a child in my charge?
你想问我那个问题吧 警探 That is the question you have for me, I assume, Detective?
我会连眼睛都不眨地回答 To that, I would say without so much as blinking,
我会毫无顾忌地杀人 I would kill without compunction...
只求我照顾的任何孩子安然无恙 for the sake and safety of any child in my care.
现在你听到回答了 So, now, you have your answer.
你之前跑哪去了 Where have you been?
但当你终于实现梦想 拥有聚光灯下的那一刻... But when you finally do land your dream, your moment in that spotlight...
我说:「你之前跑哪去了 」 I said, where have you been?
你会为了保有它做到什么地步 ...how far would you go to hang onto it?
谢谢你 谢谢你 天啊 Oh, thank you! Oh, gosh!
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来人啊 谁都好 Somebody! Anybody!
他不动了 He's not moving!
-快报警 -我感觉不到脉搏 Ben! Call 911. I don't feel a pulse.
我还在消化这件事 I'm trying to wrap my head around it myself.
(今晚首演 ) (《临死之鸣》)
不 他们已经宣告他死亡了 No, they already pronounced him!
他们宣告他死亡了 They pronounced him!
他嘴巴周围有泡沫吗 Was there any foam around his mouth?
泡沫会指向毒杀 Foaming would indicate poisoning.
我只看到血 I only saw blood.
梅宝 你在做什么 Mabel! What are you doing?
他可能是自然死亡或有什么破裂了 It could be natural causes or one of those, uh, rupture things.
查尔斯 拜托 在首演夜 Charles, please! It's opening night,
就有当红的大明星猝死在舞台上 and a big star in the prime of his life drops dead on stage?
天啊 天啊 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
他死了 他死了 班死了 我的男主角死了 He's dead. He's dead. Ben's dead. My leading man is dead!
那不是你的错 奥利佛 Hey, it's not your fault, Oliver.
对 不是我...什么 当然不是我的错 No, that's right. It's not my-- What? Of course, it's not my fault!
好 哈尔德 你去告诉大家一切都会没事 Okay, Howard, you go and tell everyone that it's all gonna be fine.
跟他们说我们要回我家 Tell them, uh, that we'll gather back at my place
举办我原定的首演夜派对 我们再来想办法 for the opening night party I planned, where we'll just sort all of this out.
大家现在应该没心情开趴 I really don't think people are in a party mood right now--
照做就对了 哈尔德 快去 Just do it, Howard! Do it!
-奥利佛 -你还好吗 老兄 - Hey, Oliver. - You okay, buddy?
天啊 这是真的吗 Oh, my God. Is this really happening?
怎么会这样 How did I get here?
(四个月前)
-这是真的吗 -首次读剧日快乐 - Is this really happening? - Happy First Read-Through Day!
-我真的要回百老汇了吗 -希望如此 不然我干嘛来 Am I really going back to Broadway? I hope so. Why else would I be here?
来支持 给建议 帮查尔斯翻译年轻人说的话 To support, to give notes, to translate what the young people say for Charles.
-不然哪有机会见到你 -对 很高兴见到你 And because who gets to see you anymore? True! It's nice to see you.
这个嘛 我们都很忙 Well, you know, we're all just so busy-busy,
再说 我们没了命案算什么 and, you know, who are we without a homicide?
奥利佛 我知道你很紧张 Oliver, I know you're nervous.
而且你在百老汇的上一出戏很烂 I know your last Broadway show was a disaster.
-大家都知道 全世界都知道 -讲重点 Everyone knows it. The world knows it. Fast forward, fast forward.
但你是很有才华的年轻人 你有领导的才能 But you, sir, are a talented young man. You have a gift for leadership.
当你邀我加入这出戏 And when you asked me to join this production,
-我... -请你等一下 I-- Hold, please.
-我邀你 -对 你邀我 - I asked you?! - Yes, you asked me!
-我看还是算了 -不行 - You know what? Forget it. - Oh, no, no, no.
请继续诗情画意地描述 我是怎么求你加入的 Please wax poetic about how I begged you to be in my play,
即使你从男人得演女人的时代 就没上过台了 even though you haven't been on stage since men had to play all the women.
-你们不用解释... -在莎翁时期 You don't need to explain. In Shakespeare times,
男人必须扮演女人 men had to play the women.
-女人不能演戏 -是年纪的玩笑 Women weren't allowed. It's a-a age joke.
-也是事业的玩笑 -超好笑的 - It's also a career joke. And I loved it,
但能不能聊聊我 but can we talk about me now,
还有我竟然要跟班葛兰罗伊共处一室了 and how I cannot believe I'm going to be in the same room as Ben Glenroy?
头发要绑还是放下 他喜欢耳朵吗 Hair up or hair down? Do you think he likes ears?
梅宝 演员只是普通人 Mabel, actors are just people.
记得你刚认识我时多紧张吗 Remember how nervous you were to meet me at first?
-好像不记得了 -但现在看看我们 - I don't maybe remember that? - Yeah, but now look at us.
我们进去的时候 你要怎么开场 Hey, when we get there, how do you wanna handle the entrances?
-也许我该等你介绍再进去 -介绍 - Maybe you introduce me, and then I come in? - Introduce?
这是读剧 查尔斯 不是《唐娜瑞德秀》 This is a table read, Charles. It's not The Donna Reed Show.
-唐娜瑞德是... -省省吧 - Donna Reed was-- - It's not worth it.
好 拜托你别一开始就急着求关注 Okay, now, please do not start this journey by alienating all of your colleagues
结果疏远所有同事 with some desperate attempt at peacocking.
不准求关注 No peacocking!
-奥利佛帕南来了 -我的天啊 Oliver Putnam in da house!
我有个问题 I have a question.
-谁想去百老汇 -我 Who wants to go to Broadway?
感谢各位的注意 We thank you for your attention.
分享一件趣闻 我记得我参加 Brief anecdote: I remember when I auditioned
奥利佛帕南先生这出戏的甄选时 for Mr. Oliver Putnam for this very play.
是真的 It's true.
你记得你对我说的话吗 Do you remember what you said to me, Oliver?
我确实记得 我说 「你不如来当我的助理吧 」 I sure do. I said, "How about you be my assistant, instead?"
是的 一字不差 That's right. Yes. Word for word.
现场交给你了 The floor is yours.
谢谢你 哈尔德 Thank you, Howard.
我们的男主角会晚一点到 So our leading man is running a skitch late,
但我们先开始吧 but let's go ahead and get started.
欢迎各位来到《临死之鸣》的世界 I welcome you all... to the world... of Death Rattle!
(《临死之鸣》) (班葛兰罗伊)
-哇 -我的天啊 Oh, my God!
好 Yeah.
这个死亡的故事 A story of death
发生在雾濛濛的新斯科细亚省 北部的一座灯塔里 that happens in a lighthouse in foggy upper Nova Scotia,
而命案发生时 唯一在场的人 where the only person in the room, when the deaths occurred,
是一个小婴儿 is an infant child.
有人可能会说这是个老掉牙的故事 Now, some may call this chestnut of a play a little dusty,
当然 老实说 我自己也说过几次 uh, but of course, I've been called that myself a few times, frankly.
我们的金牌制作人 唐娜戴米欧当初打给我时... When our amazing producer, Donna Demeo, first called me about--
还有克里夫 With Clifford.
我儿子小克是第一次单独制作一出戏 My son, Cliff, who is making his first solo producing effort here.
但他有我陪 But with me.
谢了 妈 谢谢大家 Thanks, Mom. Thank you, thanks.
我超级兴奋的 因为 I am so super excited because,
就像这些在暴风雨中 受困致命灯塔的角色一样 like your characters who are trapped in a hurricane in a deadly lighthouse,
我们会席卷百老汇的 we're gonna take Broadway by storm!
-哇 -很厉害吧 Wow! How about that?
我好以我儿子为傲 I'm so proud of my boy.
好...好 So, so, so, so, so...
好骄傲 proud.
他是同性恋 所以我能那样亲他 He's gay, so I can kiss him like that.
好了 Alrighty, then.
我想... So, I think that--
怎么了 What?
我只是喜欢这么做 Oh, I just like doing this.
不 我想说几句话 No, no, if I may. Uh,
这是一个很小的空间 we're in a very small room here,
我想谈谈大家避而不提的演艺圈大老 and I'd like to address the show business elephant inside it,
那个演艺圈大老就是我 and that show business elephant is me.
-我的老天爷 -对 Oh, dear lord. Yes,
我在224集的电视剧中 演过亚里斯多德布拉奏斯 I played Aristotle Brazzos in 224 episodes of dramatic television.
-亚里斯多德 -太扯了 - Aristotle? - I can't.
还有目前中断的重启版 As well as a reboot, uh, which is currently on hiatus
因为制作人在处理骚扰指控 because the producer is up on harassment charges.
我还演过三部电视电影 I also starred in three made-for-TV movies,
以及杜凯吉斯造势活动的一系列广告 uh, and also a series of TV ads for the Dukakis campaign.
我想说的是 我跟你们一样 我并不特别 All this is to say, I'm just like you. I'm nobody special.
我是说我没有比较特别 因为在某方面 我们都... I mean, I'm not any more special because, in a way, we're all...
甘地好像说过 I think it was Gandhi who said,
-「不是每个人」... -真谢谢你 查尔斯 "Isn't everyone, though, just--" Thank you so much, Charles.
-真激励人心 太棒了 -我迷倒他们了吗 - How inspiring. That was wonderful. - Did I stick the landing?
我看他们倒胃口到不行 The plane is literally scattered across the runway.
好了 我们等班来的时候 Alright then! As we await Ben,
不如先来瞧瞧布景的模型吧 why don't we now take a look at the model for our set?
天啊
好 老实说 我觉得剧场有点鸟 Okay, secret? I think theater is kinda lame.
大家会穿上没有真人肯穿的戏服 People all dressed up in costumes no real person would ever wear,
假装没有人坐在下面看着他们 acting like nobody's sitting out there
说些没有真人会说的话 watching them say things no real person would ever say.
但起码这出戏演的是谋杀之谜 But at least this piece of theater is a murder mystery.
这我还能理解 That, I can get my head around.
而每个谋杀之谜都需要一个受害者 And every murder mystery needs a victim.
它真的很棒... It really is brill--
好了 好了 Okay! Okay!
(排练室)
是谁放屁 Who farted?
-班葛兰罗伊 各位先生女士 -不 停下来 - Ben Glenroy, ladies and gentlemen! - No, stop, stop, stop, stop!
很好 很好
谢谢 对了 他是我的经纪人迪奇 Thank you. Oh, by the-- This is my manager, Dickie.
他不只是我经纪人 也是我哥哥 He's not just my manager, he's also my brother.
但请别说他「靠关系」 But please don't say nepotism,
因为他对自己的能力很没信心 because he gets very insecure about his abilities.
-嗨 -他也是我们迟到的原因 Hi. He's also the reason we're late.
迪奇指错街区... Dickie had us a, a block over.
-不会吧 大伙 这是我们的卡司 -对 - No way! You guys! This is my cast? - Yes!
-对 我们很兴奋 -嗨 我是班 - Yes, and we are so thrilled! - Hi. I'm Ben.
我也是受过训练的亲密戏指导 I'm also trained as an intimacy coordinator.
嗨 我是金柏 Hi, I'm Kimber,
我不知道我们有爱情戏 and I didn't realize we had any love scenes.
什么 我们现在就在其中啊 What? We're in the middle of one right now.
金柏超惹火 Timber for Kimber.
而你也他妈的太帅了 快把他开除掉 And you... are way too fuckin' handsome. Somebody fire him, now!
我是阿泰 I'm Ty.
麻烦你们签一下保密协议 Oh! If y'all would just please quick sign these NDAs,
最后一页有说你们能接受我们拍摄 and the last page telling us you're okay with us filming.
抱歉 拍摄 I-I'm sorry, filming?
对 用一场秀的价格看两场秀 Yeah. Two, uh, shows for the price of one.
我的百老汇处女秀 跟我百老汇处女秀的纪录片 My Broadway debut, and a documentary about my Broadway debut.
他是我的纪录片导演托伯特 你们没听错 This is my documentarian, Tobert. You heard that right.
托开头的罗伯特 It's Robert with a T.
百老汇 我只是观察者 Hey, Broadway, I am just an observer.
这是你们最后一次听到我出声 This is literally the last time you're gonna hear my voice.
-你好 班 我是查尔斯海登萨维奇... -靠 Hello, Ben. I'm Charles Hayden-Savage. Fuck me!
从这个角落传来的能量... Oh, the energy coming from this corner!
对吧 大家都有感觉吗 Am I right? Do we all feel this?
班 这位是我们的保母... Ben, this is our Nanny.
-罗芮塔 -对 - Loretta. - Yeah.
奥利佛说你不容小觑 Oliver tells me you're one to look out for.
奥利佛 你真会恭维 Oh, well, Oliver flatters.
别抢我锋头就好 Just don't upstage me.
-好... -我开玩笑的 I'm kidding.
我开玩笑的 我很荣幸能跟你共事 I'm kidding. No, I'm honored to work with you.
天啊 Oh well--
我的朋友都非常兴奋 我要跟那个毒蛇侠同台演出 Well, my friends are just beside themselves that I'm gonna get to work with the CoBro.
天啊 拜托 「毒蛇侠」就好 Oh God, no, please. Just... Just CoBro.
什么 Sorry?
「那个」让我听起来像个混蛋 Yeah, no, the "the" makes me sound like an asshole.
就像「那个巨石强森」或「那个教宗」 Like, The Rock. Or the Pope.
拜托 少自大了 I mean, come on, get over yourselves.
-好 -对吧 - Yeah. - Right?
但在片中 我只是友善的动物学家 But, in the films, I'm just the friendly zoologist
又能变身成20呎长的眼镜蛇 帮警察抓坏人而已 who morphs into a 20-foot cobra and helps the cops save the day.
那边的 Hey, you.
嗨 我爱你在《条子美眉》的演出 Oh, hi. I loved you in Girl Cop.
那部旧片啊 Oh, that old thing?
好吧 真令人兴奋 Alright, well, this is exciting.
要不要坐下来读剧了 Shall we take our seats and start the read?
对 对 读剧 我想要读剧 Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah! A read-through! I wanna read!
对了 谢谢你报艾米舒默的公寓给我 Oh, hey, by the way. Thanks for the tip on Amy Schumer's place.
我刚搬进去 Just moved in.
跟她说冰箱里还有一堆茅屋起司 Tell her she left a bunch of cottage cheese in the fridge.
妈的 他妈的 妈的 Fuck... Fuck... Fuckerballs. Fuck.
迪奇 这里有饼干 Dickie? There's cookies here.
糟了 班不能吃饼干 Oh no. Ben can't have cookies.
他正在为毒蛇侠严格节食 饼干是他的弱点 He's on a very strict diet for CoBro, and cookies are a weakness.
不是弱点啦 我只是...它们是哪一家的 Well, not a weakness. I just... Where are they from?
-史玛柯里 -老天 连名字都很性感 - Schmackary's. - Oh... God, even the name is sexy.
-我把它们收走 -留着吧 没关系 - I'll take 'em. - No, I mean-- It's-- It's fine, it's fine.
留着吧 Leave 'em. Leave 'em! Just...
来读剧吧 Let's read. Alright!
好 这还蛮令人兴奋的 So, this is kind of exciting.
我们开始吧 KT Shall we begin, KT?
从头开始 各位 From the top, everyone.
各位先生女士 请看第一页 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... page one.
我还没准备好 I wasn't ready.
「在新斯科细亚省北部的一晚」... "It's a night in upper Nova Scotia."
该死 史玛柯里真好吃 Oh, hot damn! That is a hot Schmackary.
抱歉 我刚吃到边角 Sorry. I, I just had a corner.
不吃了 抱歉 读剧吧 No more. It's alright. Reading.
「一位警探走向观众 他是我们的旁白」 "A detective makes his way toward the audience. He is our narrator."
「是什么让我成了夜行生物 "What turned me into a creature of the night?
我告诉你 我刚在哈利法克斯办完案子 "Let me tell you. "I just finished up a case in Halifax
就接到关于老匹克威灯塔发生怪事的电话 "when I got a call about some curious goings-on at the old Pigwig Lighthouse.
我便亲自去瞧瞧」 I made my way to see for myself."
「一座灯塔出现 防灾避难室的门随之打开 "A lighthouse appears, and a storm shelter door opens.
一位保母从避难室走了出来」 A nanny emerges from the shelter."
「暴风雨要来了 "Storm's comin'.
今晚应该不适合在岩岸上漫步」 Don't think it's a night for roaming on the rocks."
抱歉 我好像漏听了几个字 I-I'm sorry, I think I missed some of those words.
我在尝试一种苏格兰方言 Oh, I was trying a Scottish dialect. Uh-huh.
因为保母是... Because the nanny's...?
保母会提到在亚伯丁的童年 The nanny refers to a childhood in Aberdeen.
对 Right.
还是算了 Um, or, or not.
不 尝试一下没关系 No, no, no, no, no. I-It's okay to try things.
我们再来一次 L-Let's just go again.
「一位保母从避难室走了出来」 "A nanny emerges from the shelter."
「暴风雨要来了 "Storm's coming.
今晚应该不适合在岩岸上漫步」 Don't think it's a night for roaming on the rocks."
法裔加拿大人 French-Canadian.
因为那里是海洋省份 Because it's up in the Maritimes there.
很多人讲法语 So, a lot of French-- I'm sorry.
抱歉 这是我的过程 It's... This is my process.
我要这样才能找到保母的声音 It's just how I... find the nanny's voice.
用接近你平常讲话的方式试试好了 You know what? Maybe we try it slightly more how you talk.
「保母从避难室走了出来」 "A nanny emerges from the shelter."
「暴风雨要来了 "Storm's coming.
今晚应该不适合在岩岸上漫步」 Don't think it's a night for roaming on the rocks."
「我不去任何地方漫步」 "I don't go roaming anywhere."
换你了 It's you.
天啊 换我了 Oh, my God, it's me!
真抱歉 Oh, I'm so...
抱歉 换我了 对吧 Oh, I'm sorry, it's me, isn't it?
是你的台词 对 I-It's your line, yes.
我没用萤光笔画到那一行 You know what? I didn't highlight that one.
-我现在就画起来 -很好 - I'm gonna do that right now. - Yeah. Good.
现在你每次都会看到它 因为它被画起来了 Now, you'll always have it... there, 'cause it's highlighted.
我们的保母烂到不行 Our nanny is a stinkeroony.
不 班 她没问题的 No, Ben, Ben, she'll be fine.
她在找对的声音 你也听到了 She's just finding the voice. You heard her.
你有听到我说的话吗 她烂到不行 Do you hear me, Oliver? She's a stinkeroony!
我建议你把她换掉 免得为时已晚 I say give her the boo-tay before we... get too far down the road.
不行 你就...罗芮塔非常特别 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Tru-- Just-- Loretta is very special.
让我跟她谈谈 好吗 Just let me talk to her, okay? Just...
-你好 -天啊 真抱歉 - Hello. - Oh gosh, I'm so sorry. I'm...
我容易紧张 也不太擅长读剧 I get nervous and I'm not good at table reads.
但拜托你别放弃我 But, please, please don't give up on me.
听我说 Listen to me.
我第一次办读剧时 有个年轻的演员 My first table read, there was a young actor,
他非常紧张 and he got very nervous,
他漏看台词 讲话含糊不清 and he was missing lines, inaudible dialogue.
-惨不忍睹 -是啊 It was painful. Yeah.
大家都叫我开除他 Everyone tells me to fire him,
但我拒绝了 but I refused.
你知道他是谁吗 And you know who that young actor was?
不知道 No. No!
你不会认识的 大家说的没错 No one you'd know. Everyone was right.
他糟透了 我三周后才开除他 He was a train wreck. I fired him three weeks later.
但你不一样 你跟他完全相反 But you are not that. You are the opposite of that.
还没看出来的人要不是蠢蛋 瞎子 And anyone who has not seen that yet is either dumb, blind,
就是又蠢又瞎 or a combination of the two.
你走 我就走 You go, I go.
奥利佛 天啊 Oh, Oliver, gosh...
你走 我就走 You go, I go.
好吗 Okay?
谢谢你 谢谢你 Thank you. Thank you.
好 好了 Okay. Alright.
天啊 罗芮塔 罗芮塔人呢 Oh, my God, Loretta. Where is Loretta?
罗芮塔在她的更衣室 Loretta is in her dressing room. She is pretty upset,
她很难过 但她说会试着参加派对 but she said she'll try to make the... party.
你确定派对是个...就是... - Okay. - Are you sure a party is a... you know...?
什么 没关系 直说吧 查尔斯 What? No, no, no, no. Spit it out, Charles.
继续堆高我跟山一样大的压力吧 Heap some more suffering onto my already full plate!
在绝望旁边可能还有一点空间 There might be a little room next to the despair!
派对听起来不错 Party sounds nice.
派对 Party...
应该快好了 各位 请耐心等候 Shouldn't be too much longer, people! Patience, people, patience!
(小心)
太荒谬了 This is ridiculous.
安全第一 别担心 没事 Safety first. Don't worry. It's all good.
我们会上楼的 We'll get there.
乌玛 我保证会让你进去的 Uma, I promise you, I'll get you in. I promise.
-怎么回事 -大家都能上楼 别担心 What's going on? We'll get there, don't worry.
电梯坏了 The elevator's out.
我叫他们加班抢修 应该快好了 Got them working overtime on it. Should be up and running soon.
-听着 两位... -媒体已经追上门了 - Okay, listen, guys-- - The press is already up my ass.
我们得发表声明 We need to get a statement out.
「班葛兰罗伊」在推特上正热门 "Ben Glenroy" is trending on Twitter.
「班葛兰罗伊一路好走」 跟「班死了」也是 So is "RIP Ben Glenroy." So is "Ben Dead."
「娇妻系列」也是 天啊 重聚是今晚吗 So is... "Real Housewives"? Oh, my God, was tonight the reunion?
听着 在这种时刻 制作人非常重要 Yeah, listen. This is the moment where producers really matter.
班死了 不代表这出戏也得死 Just because Ben is dead, doesn't mean the show has to die, too.
奥利佛 你受了惊吓 Oliver, you're in shock.
事情发生在古斯伯利剧院 跟你的《水花四溅》一样 The fact this happened in the Goosebury, the same theater as your Splash...
我不是说你被诅咒了 I'm not saying you're cursed,
但你上辈子要是得罪过一两个女巫 我可不意外 but it wouldn't surprise me if you pissed off a witch or two in a previous life.
一次只有七个人能搭没坏的电梯 Only seven at a time allowed in the one that's working.
住户有优先权 And tenants have priority status!
还有史上最悲惨的首演夜派对的主持人 Along with the hosts of the saddest opening night party in history!
满了 满了 Six and seven. That's it! That's it.
-十楼 -对 10? Yes.
至少你们这次有想到 要把尸体留在大楼外面 At least you had the consideration to keep the body out of the building this time.
你总是一针见血 乌玛 You always know just what to say, Uma.
这是该死的天赋 It's a goddamn gift.
老天 Oh, man.
你在用班的首演夜礼物 Oh, you're using Ben's opening night gift.
-对 没想到马上就用到了 -是啊 Yeah, didn't think I'd need it so soon.
(恭喜 ) (演出成功 )
这确实是很美的礼物 It really is a beautiful gift.
我不知道助理也有礼物 I didn't realize assistants got one, too.
班真是大方 How very generous of Ben.
我不知道舞台监督 And I didn't realize stage managers wiped their nose
还会用手掌根部以外的东西擤鼻涕 with anything other than the bottom of their palm.
你的胡子里有面包屑 You've got crumbs in your beard.
真好 尽管把玻璃纸留在食物上吧 Oh, great. Let's just leave all the cellophane on the food.
奥利佛 你还好吗 Hey, Oliver. How you holding up?
我刚吃了一个餐包 I just ate a dinner roll.
哇 那么糟 Wow, that bad?
我戏中的主角下台时没了脉搏 The lead of my play left my stage without a pulse,
而我只想着我的事业 and all I can think about is my career.
我不知道 梅宝 I don't know, Mabel.
自恋应该没这么无趣才对 Narcissism should really be more fun than this.
-也许我被诅咒了 -靠 奥利佛 - Maybe I am cursed. - Well, shit, Oliver.
我看到他倒下的第一个念头是 My first thought when he went down?
也许他被人下毒了 Maybe he was poisoned.
还有关于电影明星被毒杀的线上电台 And a podcast about the poisoning of a big movie star?
那可能会爆红 That could be big.
也许他们的戏停演后 And maybe with their play shut down,
会有新的线上电台 and a new podcast in motion,
也许我又能跟伙伴们多聚聚了 maybe I could spend more time with my guys again.
我比他重要吧 Me more than him, right?
我不偏爱哪个老人的 I don't pick favorite olds.
还是别说破的好 Better to leave it unsaid.
你还好吗 查理 How you doing, Charlie?
精神受创 不知所措 Traumatized, uh, perplexed.
我可以说我松了口气吗 Am I allowed to say relieved?
我受不了一周八场演出 I mean, my nerves couldn't take eight shows a week.
别跟奥利佛说 But don't tell Oliver I said that.
不会 我口风很紧 No, I'm a steel trap.
查理 因为停演松口气也没关系 Oh, Charlie. It's okay to be relieved that the show is over.
这样我们就更有时间了 Means more time for us.
的确 It does.
你送露西回家还顺利吗 Hey, did you get Lucy home alright?
对 那女孩很难搞 我准备大醉一场了 Yeah. That girl's a lot. I'm ready to get trashed.
我不知道你会玩钢琴 I didn't know you tinkered.
我会玩钢琴 Oh, I tinker.
继续玩钢琴吧 Keep tinkering.
我心情好多了 你呢 I feel better now. How about you?
完好如新 Good as new.
你能看看我的耳环后面吗 Hey. Can you look at the... back of my earring?
那玩意有卡进那玩意吗 Is the thing snapped into the thing?
-那是专业术语吗 -不是 - Are these technical terms? - No.
只是我之前急着脱掉戏服 I just had to get outta my costume so fast,
不确定有没有戴好 I'm not sure I hooked it in right.
好 那玩意在那玩意里面 Wouldn't you know it? The thing is in the thing.
很好 Good.
谢谢你让我稍微放松下来 Thank you for making me feel lighter.
就算只有一下子 If only for a minute.
天啊 Oh, God.
我是那么期待今晚 I wanted tonight to happen.
尤其是为我们两个 For both of us, most of all.
这个嘛 这出戏可能结束了 Well the show may be over,
但这也代表我们不用再遵守 你的表演规则了吧 but doesn't that mean we're not obliged to live by your show rule anymore?
就是要让互动 The one that keeps things...
谨守专业和柏拉图式关系的那一条 professional... and platonic?
好了 好了 Okay! Okay!
-是谁放屁 -天啊 什么 不会吧 Who farted?!
老娘回来了 贱人们 Mama's back, bitches!
没错 我还活着 That's right. I'm alive!
-你怎么会... -搞什么 H-How could you-- What? What the fuck?
我本来死了 老兄 I was dead, dude.
大概一小时吧 For, like, an hour.
听说是那间医院的纪录 They said it was like a record in their hospital.
对吧 迪奇 Right, Dickie?
他们没说那种话 Oh, they didn't say anything like that.
他们把我的胃排空 They pumped my stomach. I barfed up a ton.
我吐了一堆 不知道 他们说可能是我吃错东西 I don't know. They said maybe it was something I ate?
但你当时满嘴是血 But y-you had blood in your mouth!
对 我倒下时咬到他妈的舌头 Yeah. Well, I bit the fuck outta my tongue when I fell.
但我现在不痛了 I don't feel it now, though.
-怎么可能 -就是说啊
抱歉 护士...天啊...他们吓坏了 Oh, sorry. The nurses, oh, my God. They were so freaked out.
医生还说:「别乱跑」 The doctors were like, "Do not go anywhere!"
但我必须回来看你们 But I had to get back to see you guys!
我的同事 我的... My cast. My...
我只是... I just...
哇 Oh, wow!
抱歉 靠 Sorry! Shit!
我没想到我会这么伤感 但我死掉的时候 I did not expect to get emotional! But, when I was dead, guys,
我看到那道光 I saw the light.
那道光 对 那道死人光 That light, yes. The dead person light.
我看到了 I saw it.
我也看到这几个月来 我对你们有多恶劣 And I saw all the shit that I pulled with all of you through these last few months.
我心想:「我不能这样死掉」 And I thought, I can't die like this.
所以我回来了 我会做得更好 And so, I'm back, and I'm gonna be so much better.
我们要让这出戏红透半边天 And we are going to kick ass with this show.
听到了吗 奥利佛 You hear me, Oliver?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
你真的还活着 You're really alive...
还很柔软 and so soft.
金柏... Kimber...
很抱歉我把我们的事搞得乱七八糟 I'm so sorry I made everything messy between us.
我搞砸了 I fucked up.
但我会补偿你的 But I'm gonna make it right.
阿泰 请你原谅我 Ty. Forgive me, please, for...
之前那么气你想雇用我的教练 getting so mad at you for wanting to use my trainer.
只是哈契是我的秘密武器 It's just, Hutch is my secret weapon.
而且你不可能请得起他 And, you know, there's no shot you can afford him,
但我可以把他的电话给你 but I-I suppose I could give you his digits.
强纳森 Jonathan.
强纳森 我的替补演员 Jonathan! My understudy.
一开始 我根本不打算让你站上舞台 When this started, I was never gonna let you ever step foot on that stage,
但以后我会考虑的 也许周三的下午场可以 but, moving forward, I'm gonna consider it. Maybe a Wednesday matinee!
别随便乱画大饼 Let's not over-promise here. Ha, Donna!
唐娜 我亲爱的制作人 My beloved producer!
你跟你的... You and your...
-儿子 -是小克 - boy. - It's Cliff.
我知道 我说了啊 I know. That's what I said.
听着 我... Look, um...
我知道我不太好应付 I know I haven't been easy to deal with,
一直抱怨我的更衣室的大小 with all my complaints about... the... size of my dressing room,
还有更衣室的格局 更衣室的色调 and the... shape of my dressing room, and the color palette of my dressing room.
我对那个莫名烂到爆的更衣室说过的一切 Basically, everything I've ever said about my... unnecessarily shitty dressing room.
我全都收回 I take it all back.
我真的很抱歉 唐娜 很抱歉 孩子 I'm really so sorry, Donna. And I'm so sorry, boy.
-小克 -对 - Cliff. - Right.
如果能搞定我的更衣室还是很棒 Would be great if we could fix up my dressing room, by the way.
这是我最后一次提起了 好吗 It's the last time I'm gonna mention anything, alright?
打勾勾 Pinky swear. Bobo!
波波 你们看...波波 Look at-- Bobo. You know what? You're s--
你真的好... You're such a funny guy
你真的很搞笑 而我只会对你说「不」 and a-all I ever do is say no to you.
但我保证 我再也不对波波说不了 But I promise you. No more no-nos for Bobo.
KT 我不该指控你偷拿我的芒果 KT, my bad for accusing you of stealing my mangoes.
墨西哥芒果产期很短 Ataulfo season is really short,
又是我为毒蛇侠节食时唯一能吃的水果 and it's pretty much the only fruit I can eat on the CoBro Diet.
我知道你那番话是出于爱 I know it was coming from a place of love.
并不是 但谢谢你 It wasn't, but thank you.
罗芮塔... And Loretta.
演技精湛的专业人士 The consummate professional!
但是...毒蛇侠认得出别的毒蛇 But... CoBro knows a fellow snake when he sees one.
还有查尔斯 And Charles!
没关系 你可以跳过我 我知道你重新做人了 Oh, don't worry about me! You can skip me! I get it. You're a new man,
真令人期待 which is exciting.
你跟我从一开始就不对盘 You and I never got off on the right foot.
没错 Nope.
如果有人很开心我可能死掉了 八成就是你 And if anyone here was happy that I was maybe dead, I bet it was you.
是啊 Yeah.
我知道你没剩几年能磨练演技 I know you don't have many more years left to hone your craft.
也知道每一天都很宝贵 And I get that every day counts.
经过这次经验 我真的懂了 And after this experience, I really get it now.
所以... So,
从头来过吧 to starting over?
从头来过 To starting over.
班 你得接这通电话 Ben, you gotta take this.
什么 班得接这通电话 What? Oh. Ben's gotta take this.
好 我去安静一点的地方 Yeah, I'll go somewhere quieter.
各位 我要回我的公寓睡一下 冲个澡 Guys! I'm gonna go up to my apartment and crash, shower up,
可能还要甩掉蜘蛛网 但我们这周见 好吗 maybe shake off the cobwebs, but I'll see you this week, alright?
《临死之鸣》万岁
-好 -好耶 Death Rattle lives!
消息传开了 班回来了 Word is out. Ben is back.
这可是让戏重新上演的最佳宣传 大伙 It's a hell of a story to reopen a play with, people.
我们回来了 So we're back.
我们要回到百老汇了 We're all back on Broadway!
-好 -好耶
-好了 -真棒
恭喜 你一定很开心 Congrats. You must be thrilled.
我说你一定很开心 I said you must be thrilled.
班是回来了 但不变的事实是 他依然是个该死的混蛋 Ben may be back, but it doesn't change the fact that he is a fucking asshole.
(有人想在皮克快餐来场深夜聚会吗 在我家会合 )
(已送出)
我不知道该作何感想 人死了又没死 戏演了又不演 I don't know what to make of any of it. Dead, not dead. Show, no show.
等等 你们要像没事一样重新上演 Wait, so you're just gonna reopen the show as if nothing happened?
拜托 你开什么玩笑 Oh, please. Are you kidding?
唐娜跟小克会全力消费这件事 Donna and Cliff are gonna make a meal out of what happened.
-你兴奋吗 朋友 -对 - Are you excited, friend? - Yeah!
一周八场演出 冲啊 Eight shows a week! Trouper!
我忘了问你 裘伊的疯子阿姨怎么了 Oh, I forgot to ask you. Whatever happened to Joy's crazy aunt?
她跟植发男分手了 Oh, she broke up with the hair transplant guy.
真叫人意外 Oh, that's a shock.
她哥有查出那些烂餐垫是谁寄的吗 Oh, and did her brother ever find out who sent the vulgar placemats?
-有 朗恩 -朗恩 那个下巴男 - Yeah, Ron. - Ron, the guy with the chin?
这样不公平 你们常常聚在一起 Guys, this is not fair! You hang out all the time.
我也想知道裘伊的疯子阿姨跟朗恩的事 I wanna know about Joy's crazy aunt and... Ron.
朗恩疯了 你不会想听的 - No, no, no. - Oh, Ron's insane. You don't wanna know about him.
如果他又做了餐垫再跟我说 Well, let me know if he makes more placemats.
别忘了我就好 Just don't forget about me.
什么意思 Huh? - What does that mean?
我还是很佩服你对这里的大改造 You know, I can't get over what you've done with this place.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
买下这里的人也这么说 That's what the people who bought it said, too.
什么 What?
你阿姨卖掉公寓了 Your aunt sold the apartment?
-我四周后就得搬走 -真的吗 - I have to be out in four weeks. - Seriously?
-你要离开亚柯尼亚了 -我知道 - You're leaving the Arconia? - I know, I know,
不过是时候了 我必须有自己的生活 but it's... It's time. I mean, I need to get my own life.
你们可以来布鲁克林区或皇后区找我... And you can come visit me in Brooklyn. Or maybe Queens?
我会来找你们的 I'll come to you.
追逐梦想最重要的部分 The most important part of chasing a dream
就是和你并肩追逐的人 is the people who chase alongside with you.
我前几天看了我们线上电台的网站留言板 So I was checking our message boards on our podcast site the other day,
大家都在问我们去哪里了 and people were wondering where we'd been.
有人想念的感觉还不错 It's kinda nice to be missed.
-是啊 -对 确实很不错 - Yeah, it is. - Yeah, it's nice. It is nice.
他们无视别人的怀疑 Those who look beyond the doubters
选择相信你的梦想会及时实现 and choose to believe your dream will happen... all in good time.
看来他们把电梯修好了 I guess they fixed the elevator?
要搭吗 Should we take it?
我有点紧张 I'm sort of nervous to take it.
它只不过坏了几个小时 It's been just a gaping hole for how many hours now?
我能肯定的一件事 Hey. If there's one thing I know,
就是我们很擅长活在危险之中 it's that we're good at living on the edge.
他们会跟你一起创造那个时刻 Those who will go with you to help make
让你终于能站在属于你的偌大聚光灯下 that moment when you finally arrive in your own big spotlight...
他们才是唯一重要的人 ...they're the only ones who matter.
梅宝 我们本来就做不了线上电台 You know, Mabel, we, we couldn't have done the podcast anyway
因为班不是在大楼里死的 because Ben didn't die in the building.
等等 那是什么 Wait. What's that?
这是他妈的在开玩笑吧 You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
字幕翻译:宋梅君