(前情提要)
谁想去百老汇 Who wants to go to Broadway?
欢迎各位来到《临死之鸣》的世界 I welcome you all... to the world... of Death Rattle!
(《临死之鸣》)
我的朋友都非常兴奋 Well, my friends are just beside themselves
我要跟那个毒蛇侠同台演出 that I'm gonna get to work with the CoBro!
我只是友善的动物学家 又能变身成20呎长的眼镜蛇 I'm just the friendly zoologist who morphs into a 20-foot cobra
帮警察抓坏人而已 and helps the cops save the day.
-那边的 -嗨 我爱你在《条子美眉》的演出 Hey, you. I loved you in Girl Cop.
天啊 天啊 他死了 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's dead.
(今晚首演 )
他死了 班死了 我的男主角死了 He's dead. Ben's dead. My leading man is dead!
至少你们这次有想到 要把尸体留在大楼外面 At least you had the consideration to keep the body out of the building this time.
我看到他倒下的第一个念头是 也许他被人下毒了 My first thought when he went down? Maybe he was poisoned.
还有关于电影明星被毒杀的线上电台 And a podcast about the poisoning of a big movie star?
那可能会爆红 That could be huge.
老娘回来了 贱人们 Mama's back, bitches!
没错 我还活着 That's right. I'm alive!
消息传开了 班回来了 Word is out. Ben is back.
你跌落的时候 When you're falling...
只听得到自己的心跳 ...all you can hear is your heartbeat.
它从你出生那刻起就一直在跳动 It's been beating since the moment you were born,
而你从没注意过它 and you never paid it any mind.
(注意)
现在 在你落地前的那瞬间 And now, the last thought that pops into your head,
你脑中最后的念头是 right before you hit the ground,
「我还有机会的时候 真该听它的 "I should have listened to it while I still had the chance.
因为 要是我听从那个心跳... "Because if I'd listened to that heartbeat,
也许这一切就不会发生了」 maybe none of this would've happened."
(三个月前)
抱歉 I'm sorry.
这出戏到底他妈的在干嘛 What did fucking happen in this play?
这女人呛到 发出嘎嘎声 This woman got choked with a rattle
然后从匹克威灯塔顶上摔下去 and thrown off the top of the Pickwick Lighthouse,
而观众应该要认为我的主嫌是一个婴儿 and our audience is supposed to think a baby is my prime suspect?
-对也不对 因为... -是哪一个 奥利佛 Well, yes and no because the, the author-- Well, what is it, Oliver?
因为我不活在灰色地带 Because I don't live in the gray.
毒蛇侠不活在灰色地带 CoBro doesn't live in the gray.
他是毒蛇吗 是 Is he a cobra? Yeah.
他是个侠吗 是 Is he a bro? Yeah.
这样才能赚到二十亿 That's how you gross two bill.
低调隐约的东西没票房 Not with subtle. Subtle doesn't sell.
首先 你有看到这条漩涡纹领巾吗 First of all, do you see this paisley neckcloth?
从来没人说我低调过 I have never been accused of being subtle.
第二 班 And second, Ben, Ben,
班 排练是个过程 rehearsal's a process.
这是剧本排练的第一周 This is our first week with this material.
三个月后 当布幕在首演夜升起 When the curtain goes up in three months on opening night,
相信我 你会很杀的 trust me. You're gonna kill.
不 他第二次绝对死了 No, he definitely died the second time.
靠 先不说了 Oh shit, gotta go.
KT KT 等一下 KT. KT. KT! Wait.
等一下 Wait!
好 为什么有人在敲打我们的布景 Okay, wh-why are there people out there striking our sets?
抱歉 我是奉命行事 Sorry, Oliver. I've got my orders.
那我命令你停下来 Well, I'm ordering you to stop.
这必须停止 This has to stop!
谢谢你 Thank you.
我现在要打给制作人 Now, I'm gonna call my producer
让你知道我们意见一致 and show you that we are all on the same page.
我是唐娜戴米欧 戴米欧制作公司的执行长兼创办人 You've reached Donna Demeo, CEO and founder of Demeo Productions.
-请留... -好 Leave your-- Okay.
我找另一个制作人 她儿子 Well, I'll try the other producer, the son.
嗨 我是小克戴米欧 我现在也是专业人士了 Hi, it's Cliff Demeo. I am also a professional now--
-这里讯号好烂 -他们要喊停了 奥利佛 Okay, the reception here is dogshit. They're pulling the plug, Oliver.
他们只是不想当着你的面说 They just don't wanna say it to your face.
那我必须去找他们 Well, then I need to go to them.
而她要跟我走 And she's going with me!
-给我 -不行 - Gimme! - No!
放手
你现在可以去告诉舞台上的工人 And you can tell those workers onstage right now
如果再有人碰我的布景 that if anyone lays another finger on my sets,
我也会跟他们拼了 I'm gonna wrestle them, too.
奥利佛帕南绝不认输 And Oliver Putnam never taps out!
破案三人行
本WEB版外挂字幕由 风吹来的那片云 双语合并
第三季 第二集 (节奏不息)
不晓得耶 阿布 今晚要抓毒品交易 I don't know, Bruce. The drug bust is tonight.
万一我赶不上返校舞会呢 What if I'm not back in time for homecoming?
(吉尔弗雷干货)
看来你得飙车了 Guess you just have to speed.
你爸的绅宝 要是被警佐发现 Your dad's Saab? If my sergeant finds out,
他会拿走我的警徽跟学习驾照 he'll take my badge and my learner's permit.
我会帮你留支舞 条子美眉 Save you a dance, Girl Cop.
(《条子美眉》)
莱斯特 Lester!
保全 Security!
莱斯特 Lester!
那些是你拍的吧 You took those, didn't you?
安安 'Sup?
天啊 我中学时超迷恋你的 God, I had such a crush on you in middle school.
真的吗 你现在是高三生吗 Really? What are you now? Like, a senior?
不是 我几年前就毕业了 我29岁了 No, I-I actually graduated a few years ago. I'm, I'm 29.
正点 Tight.
那你已经念完大学 在工作了 So, you're, like, done with college and working already?
我没念完大学 I didn't finish college.
正点 Tight.
至少你有这间很狂的公寓 Hey, at least you landed this sick apartment.
这里是我阿姨的 而且我再过几周就得搬走了 It's my aunt's, and I have to be out in a few weeks.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
好吧 Okay.
-真... -正点的相反 - That's, uh-- - The opposite of tight.
我快30岁了 对人生完全没规划 I'm almost 30, and I have... nothing figured out.
我应该在找工作 或是找地方住 I should be... finding a job or a place to live,
但我现在满脑子都是... and, instead, all I can think about is...
我不知道 我好茫然 I don't know. I'm just lost.
我演这个角色的时候跟你同年 You know, I was your age when I played this part.
我知道 你年轻又有钱 真让我感到安慰 Yeah, I know. You were young and rich. That makes me feel way better.
不对 我是31岁还在演高三生的男人 No, I was a 31-year-old man playing a high school senior.
我当时迷惘又寂寞 I was lost. And lonely.
当年还没发明治秃头的药 所以我也很害怕 And they hadn't invented Propecia yet, so I was also terrified.
但最糟糕的是 我嫉妒其他人 But, worst of all, I was jealous of everyone else.
破产却在外百老汇免费演戏的演员朋友 My broke actor friends doing off-Broadway plays for free?
他们有艺术操守 They had artistic integrity.
我身边的亲朋好友 All the people I grew up with?
全都有真正的工作 深爱的孩子和家人 They had real jobs, kids they loved, families.
但我拿自己跟他们比较没好处 But, it didn't do me any good to compare myself to 'em.
老早就想好人生目标的人很无趣 The people who figure their shit out right away are boring.
像我们这种大器晚成的人 The late bloomers? People like us?
才是推动世界的要角 We make the world go round.
你有本钱慢慢来 梅宝 You can afford to take your time, Mabel.
但你没有浪费生命的本钱 What you can't afford to do is waste it.
谢了 Thanks.
这样真好 我在提姆柯诺之后 就没跟死人说过话了 This is nice. I haven't spoken to a dead person since Tim Kono.
我死了 I'm dead?
我闹你的 我知道 I'm kiddin'. I knew.
你会想通的 You'll figure it out.
我的人生还是杀害你的人 My shit or who killed you?
我认为两者皆是 I'm bettin' on both.
我们握手会很怪吗 Is it weird if we do the handshake?
(亲爱的查尔斯 首演夜快乐 )
(去你的 班)
查尔斯 你在家吗 Charles? Are you home?
我现在急需你帮忙 I'm in desperate need of your help.
我戴这些领巾参加丧礼会太浮夸吗 I have these scarves. Do you think they're too much for a funeral?
还是我能从 你超乏味的衣柜里借一条来用 Or, or do you have something I can borrow from your incredibly bland wardrobe?
我不知道你要去 I didn't realize you were going to the funeral.
我为什么不去 Why would I not go to the funeral?
那比较偏向大咖云集的场合 Well, I mean, it's more of a... fancy "who's who" kind of thing.
而且你和班... And, and you know, you and Ben--
有复杂但终究和解的工作关系 Had a complicated but ultimately copacetic working relationship.
希望你在警察面前表演得比刚才好 I hope you gave the police a better performance than whatever that was.
我做了诚实的陈述 I gave them an honest statement,
加上完整的不在场证人名单 not to mention a complete list of alibi witnesses,
还有医生说我没力气杀人的证明 and a doctor's note saying I'm too weak to kill!
老天 我没时间探索你良心的深度 Jesus. I do not have time to plumb the depths of your conscience.
唐娜跟小克在躲我的电话 Donna and Cliff are dodging my calls.
我得说服他们别砍掉我的戏 I have to convince them not to kill my show.
原来你比进棺材的人更像受害者 Oh, so now you're the victim here, not the man in the box.
我只需要五分钟 All I need is five minutes.
跟我共处一室五分钟 我就能让任何人相信任何事 Give me five minutes in a room, and I can convince anyone of anything.
听你在胡扯 That is not true.
我说服你订阅串流服务 I convinced you to get Paramount Plus.
没有 我本来就想订 No, I wanted that!
是吗 Did ya?
-嘿 -嘿 - Hey! - Hey!
-我能跟你们去参加丧礼吗 -好 - Can I come with you to the funeral? - Yeah.
拜托你 当然好 我们需要你来当粘着剂 Oh, please, God, yes! We, we need you! You're the glue.
你是查尔斯奥利佛三明治里的梅宝 You're the Mabel in the Charles-Oliver sandwich.
少了你 我们只是两片软烂白面包 Without you, we're just two pieces of stale white bread.
没错 走吧 Exactly. Come on!
你跟班不太熟 Hey, you didn't really know, Ben.
你还在崇拜他之类的吗 Are you still crushing on him or something?
没有 No.
那你想去调查 Then, you're sleuthing?
当然啰 Obviously.
我是奥利佛帕南 Yes, Oliver Putnam.
好的 欢迎 Yes, welcome.
(追思会) (班杰明葛兰罗伊)
电视上在转播班的丧礼 Is that Ben's funeral on the TV?
-来自楼上的闭路电视系统 -不对...不对 Closed circuit from upstairs. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
他们误把我排到这里了 I-I-I was sent here by mistake.
我应该在楼上 I should be upstairs in the action
跟至亲好友 演艺圈大咖互动 with beloved friends, family, and showbiz power players,
而不是这些路人 not... with this pack of nobodies.
-嗨 查尔斯海登萨维奇 -嗨 Hi, uh, Charles-Haden Savage.
不 是这里没错 三号超员区 No, you're in the right place. This is overflow three.
抱歉 三号超员区 I'm sorry, overflow three?
听起来怎么像超商员工 Why does that sound like a plumbing emergency?
好像非常低阶的超商员工 Like a very low priority plumbing emergency.
-你的大名是 -梅宝摩拉 And your name? Mabel Mora.
我不会在名单上 I-I wouldn't be on the list.
那就是三号超员区 Ah, then overflow three.
等等 陌生人在三号超员区 Hold on, complete strangers get overflow three?
我们先坐下来吧 Why don't we take a seat, shall we?
(班杰明葛兰罗伊)
我要到处看看 你们乖一点 I'm gonna look around. Behave yourselves.
小克跟唐娜一定在楼上 Cliff and Donna have to be up there somewhere.
他们在教堂的主要区域一定有大位子坐 I bet they have prime seats up there on the main part of the cathedral.
就是那一区嘛 You know, the... whatchamacallit.
耳堂啊 The transept.
不对 那是十字架区 我是指主要区域 No, no, no. Th-That's the cross-section. I'm talking about the main part.
前廊 前厅 The narthex, the antechamber.
你是钟楼怪人不成 Who are you, the Hunchback of Notre Dame?
没想到跟我参加丧礼的是 知名的教堂建筑师 克... I didn't I know was attending a funeral with famous church architect, Sir...
克里斯多夫雷恩爵士 Sir Christopher Wren.
好啦 恭喜你赢得益智问答 Okay, okay, okay. Congrats on winning Jeopardy!
老天 玩玩填字游戏吧 Well, for God's sake, do a crossword.
我得到上面去 I gotta get up there!
抱歉 Sorry.
好吧 这会有点棘手 Okay, okay. This is gonna be tricky,
但你得引起大家的注意 but I need you to draw attention to yourself.
你没有个人魅力能运用 Now, you won't be able to do it with charisma,
但你可以制造声响支开招待员 but maybe if you make a loud noise to distract the usher.
我才不要 I'm not doing that.
「丹麦存在着腐败」 Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.
《哈姆雷特》 Hamlet?
不 我是贵格 No, Gregg.
对 《哈姆雷特》 Oh yeah, Hamlet.
-我是梅宝 -梅宝摩拉 - I'm Mabel. - Mabel Mora.
久仰大名 我是班的安全人员 Your reputation precedes you. I did security for Ben.
安全人员 那你一定很熟悉... Security. I mean, then you must know all about the--
威胁 疯狂粉丝 禁制令 Threats, crazy fans, restraining orders.
对 我有一整柜的相关文件 Yeah. I got a whole filing cabinet of that stuff.
当你担任安全人员 When you work security,
就能在人群中看出谁是麻烦精 you learn to look at a crowd and pick out the troublemakers.
就像这出戏的成员 Like the ones from his play.
金柏 天真无害的人 或是被鄙弃的女人 Kimber. Harmless ingenue, or a woman scorned?
阿泰 英挺的万人迷 或是野心过盛的急性子 And Ty. Strapping heartthrob, or over-ambitious hothead?
还有波波 那个不言自明了 And Bobo? That one writes itself.
看来你正在调查 Sounds like you're investigating.
你不是吗 Aren't you?
你应该来看我的档案 带老头来也可以 You should come look at my files. Bring the old guys if you want.
你让警察看过了吗 Have you shown them to the cops?
我不信任警察 I don't trust the cops.
现在要缅怀班的是他的好友 迈克姆斯里 And now, a remembrance from Ben's good friend, Michael Musaleks.
当我想到班 就想到恢复力 When I think of Ben, I think of resiliency.
他生前毕竟是演员 演员必须要迅速恢复 He was an actor, after all. Actors need to be resilient.
班曾经被他第一部电视剧开除 Ben was fired from his first TV show.
对 他当年八岁 但那并没有阻止他 Yep. Eight years old.
请把所有手机设为静音 Silence all phones, please.
(奥利佛帕南)
-我好像有线索了 -现在要表演的是... Hey. I think I got a lead.
-你可以自己待着吧 -不行 - Are you gonna be okay by yourself? - No!
-《乘鹰之翼》... -走吧 走吧 Go. Go.
请和我一起欢迎哈利史泰尔斯先生 Please join me in welcoming Mr. Harry Styles.
-好耶 好耶 -哈利
你介意脱掉鞋子吗 Um, do you mind taking your shoes off?
我有足底筋膜炎 Oh, I have, uh, plantar fasciitis.
踩到一粒沙 感觉就像踩到玻璃碎片 If I step on a grain of sand, it feels like a shard of glass.
好 好吧... Oh, okay. Well...
-我知道 我知道 很... -太棒了 - I know, I know. It's-- - Amazing!
等等 你是粉丝 那你会喜欢这个的 - Wait, are you a fan? - Well, then you're gonna love this.
(《条子美眉》)
我的妈呀 Holy shit!
(班葛兰罗伊) (《契努克行动》)
(班葛兰罗伊声演「蚂蚁爸爸」)
(毒蛇侠)
(包含身体亮粉与凌波舞横杆 ) (班葛兰罗伊)
天啊 这是《条子美眉》里的车钥匙吗 Oh, my gosh. Are these the car keys from Girl Cop?
班给我的 Ben gave them to me.
那是《契努克行动》里的头盔 That's the helmet from Chinook Rising.
那是《拉拉爱接球》里的球鞋 Those are the sneakers from Labrador Receiver.
-这个呢 -那是班的长裤 - What are these? - Those are Ben's pants.
哇 来自... Wow! From...?
成衣店 Old Navy.
你当过班的安全人员 我怎么都没注意过你 So, uh, you did security for Ben. How come I never noticed you before?
不知道 因为我很称职 I don't know. I'm good at my job?
是啊
贵格 你想分享的档案... Uh, Gregg, about those files you were gonna show us.
对 待在这里 Oh, right. Stay here.
班想打声招呼 Ben wants to say hi.
那就是班 好可爱的公狗 Oh. That's Ben! He's cute.
是母狗 She.
好 我们得走了 Okay, we have to go.
不行 你走吧 我想看看他的东西 No. You can go. I wanna see what he has to show us.
有上千只小小班的蚂蚁农场吗 What, a-an ant farm with a thousand little Bens?
他有种不健康的氛围 The man has an unhealthy vibe.
-他是粉丝 -他是个疯子 - He's a fan. - H-He's a psycho.
不 他不是坏人 你看 他们是朋友... No, he's harmless. I mean... Look, they're friends. They're--
靠 那是合成的 Oh shit, that's Photoshopped.
这就是我不该脱鞋的原因 This is why I should never take off my shoes.
梅宝 你还好吗 Mabel! Are you okay?
我以为你有足底筋膜炎 I thought you said it was plantar fasciitis.
麦欣 Maxine!
没想到会在前廊碰到你 我正要去中殿 Funny running into you here in the narthex on my way to the nave.
你的编辑派剧评家来评论丧礼 Did your editor send his theater critic to review a funeral?
你在上面有看到唐娜跟小克吗 Hey, d-did you happen to see Donna and Cliff up there?
-我有看到 -他们看来如何 - I did, in fact. - And how do they seem?
我是说 他们在哀悼吗 还是更乐观 开明一点 You know, I mean, grieving, or more... upbeat and open-minded?
我会说是哀悼 I'd say grieving.
你知道要怎么让他们开心点吗 Hey, d-do you know what might cheer them up?
跟他们分享你对《临死之鸣》的评论 If you shared your review of Death Rattle with them.
你不是认真的吧 You're not serious.
也许你可以让他们尝点甜头 M-Maybe just... give them a taste, you know?
「对 你们的主角在首演夜死了 I mean, "S-sure, your lead died on opening night,
但幸好剧评看的不是首演夜 "but, lucky for you, we don't review opening night in this business.
而是几天前的媒体试演会 "We review press previews that happened days before.
而我看到了精彩的表演」 And the one I saw was a tour de force."
那一类的 也许就照那样说吧 You know, something like that. Maybe... exactly like that.
保重 奥利佛 Take care, Oliver.
拜托你 拜托你 Please. Please. Please! Ple--
拜托 麦欣 Please, Maxine.
他们要砍掉我的戏 好吗 They're taking down my sets, okay?
《水花四溅》让我在百老汇监狱蹲了15年 After Splash, I spent 15 years in Broadway jail
成天指望我会有第二次机会 现在却变成这样 thinking about what I'd do if I ever got another shot, and now this.
我运气真背 Just my luck.
过来坐下吧 Come sit.
抱歉 奥利佛 但我的评论恐怕不会改变任何事 I am sorry, Oliver, but I don't think my review will change anything.
但我知道你喜欢它 But I know you liked it.
你露出马脚了 你知道吗 You have a tell. Do you know that?
你喜欢眼前的表演 就会阖上笔记本 You close your notebook when you love a show you're watching.
我在试演会安排了眼线 他说第一幕演到一半 你就阖上它了 I had a spy at the previews. He said you closed it halfway through act one.
难道我错了吗 Are you telling me I'm wrong?
我的笔没水了 所以我才停止写笔记 My pen ran out of ink. That's why I stopped taking notes.
什么意思 Well, what does that mean?
我的评论本来会很严厉 My review was going to be a pan.
是吗 Was it?
那表演呢 Well, what about the performances?
我很不想在这里说这些 Oh, I hate to say it, especially here,
但你的男主角今天的表演恐怕都比 but I'm afraid your leading man is giving a better performance today
那天晚上还要好 than he did the night that I saw him.
好吧 Okay...
舞台设计呢 What about the staging?
乏味 凄凉 Bland. Bleak.
老天 麦欣 你在说什么 You know, Jesus, Maxine! What are you talking about?
《临死之鸣》是经典 Death Rattle is, is a classic haunting murder mystery.
骇人的谋杀之谜 不该太欢乐 It's not supposed to be fun.
我不总是你的粉丝 但连你最糟的作品都很响亮 I haven't always been a fan of yours, but even your worst productions sing!
某方面啦 Somehow.
这出戏就是不响亮 This one... just didn't sing.
我在做新的尝试 I mean, I was trying something new. If I--
感觉很古板 还有点胆怯 Well, it felt stodgy. And a little scared.
是的 Yes.
但你别担心 没人看到 也不会看到我的评论 But don't worry. Nobody saw my review, and nobody ever will.
可惜了 那是我数一数二尖酸的评论 Which... is a shame. It was some of my most vitriolic writing.
处于巅峰的麦欣 我从不迟疑 奥利佛 你也不该迟疑 Peak Maxine. I never hold back, Oliver. And neither should you.
拜托 班 我感觉到你迟疑了 尽情表现吧 Come on, Ben. I can feel you holding back. J-Just go for it.
抱歉 但这... Sorry, but this...
「跌落 心跳 心跳」这整段都... This whole falling, heartbeat, heartbeat,
听起来很怪 可以删掉吗 it just-- it sounds weird, right? Could we lose it?
不行 用你的口吻说出来就好 Well, no. Just say it how you would say it.
你跌落的时候...你跌落的时... 你跌落的时候 只听得到... When you're falling-- When you're fall-- When you're falling, all you can--
-你跌落的时候... -怎么了 - When you're falling-- - What's the matter?
拜托 你没听到吗 我听起来他妈的好假 I mean, d-- Come on, don't you hear it? I s-sound so fucking phony!
假 别这么说 别说假 Oh, phony, d-don't say that. Don't say phony.
我恨我的声音 I hate my voice.
我不想吓你 你只有你的声音 Well, I hate to shock you, all you have is your voice.
你不用它才假 你在怕什么 You're only a phony if you don't use it. What's scaring you?
我当过条子美眉 毒蛇侠 万一我当不了我呢 I was Girl Cop. I was CoBro. What if I can't just be me?
万一我需要荒谬的前提才会演戏呢 What if I need a ridiculous premise just to be any good?
你要演一出以婴儿为谋杀案主嫌的戏耶 Well, you are doing a play where a baby is suspected of murder.
听着 班杰明 Look, Benjamin.
班杰明 Benjamin,
我要你知道 你可以当自己的 I want you to know it is okay to just be you.
听着 我也很害怕 Look, I'm scared, too.
害怕却兴奋 Scared, but exhilarated.
我们有进展了 班 We're onto something here, Ben.
来吧 再试一次 Come on! Take it again.
你跌落的时候... When you're falling...
只听得到自己的心跳 all you can hear is your heartbeat.
它从你出生那刻起就一直在跳动 It's been beating since the moment you were born,
而你从没注意过它 and you never paid it any mind.
现在... Now...
在你落地前的那瞬间 你脑中最后的念头是... the last thought that pops in your head, right before you hit the ground...
「我还有机会的时候 真该听它的」 "I should have listened to it while I still had the chance."
王八蛋 Motherfucker!
你没办法把这根柱子拉断的 Hey, you're not gonna rip this pillar out of the ground.
这是二战前的建筑 如果法西斯主义都没把它拆掉... This is a pre-war building. If fascism couldn't tear it down...
非挣脱不可 Must... get... free!
妈的 Fuck!
你觉得会发生什么事 What do you think is gonna happen?
他杀了班 而我们知道太多了 所以... Well, he killed Ben, and we know too much, so...
嘿 至少我们以空前的速度找到凶手了 Hey, at least we found the killer. And in record time.
通常我们起码要八集才行 Usually, it takes us at least eight episodes.
是啊 我们变厉害了 Yeah, I guess we did get better.
我们这次破案没有误控任何人 We managed to solve it without falsely accusing anyone.
或是未经对方同意就录音 Or recording people without their consent.
或是拷问一只鸟 Or interrogating a bird.
很抱歉我把我们带来这里 I'm so sorry I brought us here.
如果你死了 是我的错 我... If you die, and it's my fault, I--
这不是你的错 This is not your fault.
我不怪你想要破解谋杀案 I don't blame you for trying to solve a murder.
你有强烈的正义感 You have a strong sense of justice.
又很迷恋班 And a huge crush on Ben.
不是那样的 It's not that!
不只是那样 It's not just that.
我爸死后 我妈有六个月的时间 After my dad died,
不肯离开她的卧室 my mom wouldn't leave her bedroom for six months.
我那年吃了很多炒蛋 I ate a lot of scrambled eggs that year.
也看了很多《条子美眉》 I also watched a lot of Girl Cop.
班在剧中的角色很贴心... Ben's character on the show was... sweet and...
我曾经想象他开他爸的绅宝来 I used to dream that he'd pull up in his dad's Saab
带我远离那个地方 and take me away from that place.
-绅宝 -那车款当时很酷 - In a Saab? - What, it was a cool car.
看起来就像保时捷 It looked like a Porsche.
他让我撑过那段时间 He got me through that time.
让我们撑过来 Us... through that.
有一天我在看《条子美眉》 One day, I was watching Girl Cop,
我妈在她房间里大笑 我觉得很怪 and my mom was laughing in her room, and I thought that was weird.
过了几分钟 剧中有个笑话 Then, a few minutes later, there's a joke on the show,
我们两个都笑了 and we both laughed.
我才知道我们在看同一个节目 And I realized that we were watching the same thing.
一周有30分钟 For 30 minutes a week,
我又跟我妈一起大笑了 I was laughing with my mom again.
即使我们不在同一个房间 Even if we were in different rooms.
我知道他对你很差劲 我跟他也不熟... I know he was a dick to you, Charles, and I didn't really know him...
但在某个奇怪的层面上 他对我意义重大 but, in a weird way, he meant a lot to me.
班并不差劲 Ben wasn't the dick.
我才差劲 I was.
什么 What?
因为要是我听从那个心跳... Because if I'd listened to that heartbeat...
也许这一切就不会发生了 maybe none of this would've happened.
很好 你感觉到了吗 That was it. Did you feel it?
-你感觉到了吗 班 -好 Did you feel it, Ben? Okay,
你沉淀一下 let that sink in.
好极了 Bravo.
(班葛兰罗伊)
嘿 刚才那样很棒 Hey. That was great.
「刚才那样很棒」 "That was great."
你有什么毛病 What is your problem?
你从读剧开始就对我很失礼 You've been nothing but rude to me since the table read.
你真的不记得了 You seriously don't remember?
记得什么 Remember what?
-布拉奏斯 -我是记得布拉奏斯 Brazzos? I mean, I remember Brazzos.
怎样 是怎样 What? What?
你当年是影迷吗 What, what, what? Were you a fan?
不 我当年是演员 No, I was an actor!
我被选为固定班底 I-I was cast as a series regular.
天才少年 提摩西布许 Boy genius, Timothy Bush?
我没印象 Doesn't ring a bell.
当时我才刚完成生平第一次读剧 I had just done my very first table read ever.
你就去找导演 跟他说我很假 害我被开除 You went over to the director, told him I was a phony, and got me fired.
我当年才八岁 I was 8 years old.
你当时都用手在演戏吗 Did you act a lot with your hands?
你知道我受创多深吗 Do you have any idea what that did to me?
那代表我每次演戏 It means that every job I go to,
都还是那个没演技的小男孩 I'm still that little boy who can't hack it.
现在也一样 Even now.
那种不安...我走到哪里 And that insecurity? I can't walk into a room
都得表现得像个大混蛋 without acting like a total jackass.
-那是我的错 -我当时还小 Oh, and that's my fault? I was a kid!
我在养我妈和我哥 而你把我开除了 I was supporting my mom and my brother, and you fired me.
我大可让你退出这出戏 You know, I could get you fired off this play.
我大可让旧事重演 I could bring things full circle,
但我不会 but I won't.
我宁愿让你度日如年 I'd rather make it hell for you.
-这是我的...你... -好啦 好啦 - This is my-- You get out. - Yeah, okay, okay!
所以他来演这出戏时 我... So, when he showed up to do the play,
本来可以言归于好 I, I could have made things right,
但我没有 but I didn't.
现在已经太迟了 And now, it's too late.
好了 Alrighty, now!
你想怎么杀我都行 但让她痛快地走吧 You can kill me any way you want, but make hers quick and painless.
还是让我们两个都痛快地走吧 Actually, we'll take two quick and painless.
那是什么鬼东西 What the fuck is that?
厨房用的喷枪 It's a kitchen torch.
我上班时从糕点师那里偷的 I stole it from the pastry chef at work.
你还说你是保安人员 I thought you said you were a security guard.
骗你们的 我在51街和七街交口的露露牛排馆工作 I lied. I work at Lulu's Steakhouse on 51st and 7th.
巴比主厨认为我「不是当副主厨的料」 Chef Bobby doesn't think I'm "sous-chef material."
愚蠢的烂人 Punk-ass bitch.
他真该看看我 He should see me now.
-快啊 -它们通常有安全开关 - Come on. - They usually have a safety.
查尔斯 Charles!
谢了 你真好 你说对了 Thanks, Charles. That's cool of you. You're right.
贵格 你逃不掉的 Gregg, you're not gonna get away with this!
你们才逃不掉 No, you aren't!
我看到你在追思会有多不安 I saw how you squirmed at the service.
有多不自在 How uncomfortable you were.
你痛恨班 You hated Ben!
才会对他痛下杀手 So much so that you killed him!
-没有 -等等 什么 查尔斯没杀他 - No! - Wait, what? Charles didn't kill him.
-是你杀的 -我 不 我爱他 - You did. - Me? No, I loved him,
而你把他夺走了 and you took him from me!
-认罪吧 认罪吧 -救命 救命 - Confess! Confess! - Help! Help!
-什么 -你怎么有那条手帕 - What? - Where'd you get that hankie?
班死掉那晚 我从他家偷的 I stole it from Ben's the night he died
我当时在找线索和收藏品 when I was looking for clues and collectibles.
你闯进... Wait, you broke into-
快承认是你杀了他 Admit it! You killed him!
-没有 我不会杀... -快说 说啊... Kill!? I wouldn't kill-- Say it! Say it--
-把手举高 -别动 Hands up! Drop the blowtorch!
-让我看到你的手 -我什么都没做 - Let me see your hands! - I didn't do anything.
把他带走 把手伸出来 Take him! Gimme your hands. Got him?
-检查他的口袋 -我什么都没做 Check his pockets. I didn't do anything!
我是毕斯瓦警探 I'm Detective Biswas.
你们一定是线上电台的人 我听威廉斯说过 You must be the podcasters. Williams told me about you guys.
威廉斯警探跟你说我们在这 Detective Williams told you we were down here?
不 她说你们非常讨人厌 No, she told me you're a pain in the ass.
我们这48小时都盯着这家伙 We've been on this guy for the past 48 hours.
有人在班葛兰罗伊死后两分钟 看到他跑出亚柯尼亚大楼 Someone saw him book it out of the Arconia two minutes after Ben Glenroy died.
你们知道他是跟踪狂吧 You know he's a stalker, right?
你们他妈的在想什么 What the fuck were you thinking?
-谢谢你 -等等 Thank you. Wait.
你们不是有三个人吗 Aren't there's supposed to be three of you?
我们可以把他的地址给你 We have his address, if you need it.
-你有轻微的心脏病发作 -天啊 爸 You've had a minor heart attack. Oh, my God, Dad.
他说轻微的 小威... He said minor, Willie. I mean...
再说 这就像戏子的成年仪式 Plus, that's just a rite of passage in the theater, you know.
鲍伯佛西就发作过五次 Bob Fosse had, like, five.
-最后一次把他害死了耶 -你果然看过他的传记 Yeah, you know the last one killed him, right? Aw, you did read his biography.
我们得谈谈几件事 Uh, there are a few things we need to talk about.
首先是你的血压 First is your blood pressure.
-数字是160 100 -算高吗 It's 160 over 100. And is that high?
-对 -对 Yes.
高是好事吗 And is high good?
-不是 -不是 No!
我会开些药给你 Uh, I'm going to prescribe you some medications,
但你也得调整你的饮食 but you need to change your diet, too.
-别吃沾酱了 -医生 你要我死吗 Cut out dips. Doctor, are you trying to kill me?
你也有心律不整的问题 所以要戴心电图监视器 You also have an arrhythmia, so I'm giving you this Holter monitor.
我把它贴在你的胸前 It sits right here across your chest.
当你感觉到不规则的心跳 就这样按下按钮 And when you feel an irregular heartbeat, you press the button. Oh. Like that.
让我们追踪异常状况 That way, we can keep track of them.
但我的健康程度还可以导戏吧 B-But I'm healthy enough to still direct a play, right?
除非你觉得假装自己没心脏病发算是健康 Oh, only if you think it's healthy to pretend you didn't just have a heart attack.
你必须减轻压力 You need to reduce stress.
因为要是再有下次 可能就不轻微了 Because if there's a next time, it might not be so small.
创伤后压力症候群检查 PTSD check.
我们还好吗 How are we holding up?
还好 Okay.
我把情绪压抑下去了 I've already repressed it.
那就好 That's good.
那个...我认为警方抓错人了 So... I think the police have the wrong guy.
-梅宝... -拜托你听我说 - Mabel-- - Please, just hear me out!
贵格不恨班 他爱死他了 Gregg didn't hate Ben. He loved him.
你在对变态杀手吹毛求疵 You're splitting psychopathic hairs!
他绑架我们 He kidnapped us!
那只是因为他想找到凶手 But only because he wanted to find the killer.
他太想找到凶手了 I mean, he wanted to find the killer so badly
甚至愿意犯下好几项重罪 that he was willing to commit multiple felonies.
你知道我是对的 再说还有这个 Come on, you know I'm right. Plus, there's this.
如果贵格有班的手帕 那班死掉的时候 If Gregg had Ben's handkerchief, then whose handkerchief was Ben
抓着谁的手帕 holding when he died?
你哪来的照片 Where'd you get these?
我... Well, I...
你破坏犯罪现场还拍照 You tampered with a crime scene and took photos?!
这非常令人担忧 I find this highly concerning.
同时 我也佩服得不得了 And, at the same time, I am very impressed.
班为什么抓着那条手帕 So, why was Ben holding that handkerchief?
如果... So what if...
如果在班摔下来之前 What if Ben, before he fell...
如果他是想抓住东西呢 what if he tried to grab onto something?
对 Right.
而他只能抓到凶手的口袋巾 And all he could reach was the killer's pocket square.
或是凶手把它绑在头发上或脖子上 Or... the killer had it in their hair or around their neck.
我不知道 也许他是从凶手手中把它扯掉的 Or, I don't know, maybe he ripped it right out of the killer's hand.
好 你要加入吗 Okay, so, are you in?
当然要 Yeah.
-好 -我们会练好的 Yeah... Oh, we'll get there.
你得减轻压力 You need to reduce stress.
乏味 Bland.
凄凉 Bleak.
这一出就是不响亮 就是不响亮 This one... just didn't sing. Just didn't sing.
我从不迟疑 奥利佛 I never hold back, Oliver.
你也不该迟疑 And neither should you.
各位先生女士 让我们从头开始 Ladies and gentlemen, let's take it from the top.
放轻松 帕南 Relax, Putnam.
你知道音乐剧不是我的菜 You know I'm not into this musical shit.
你弄得天下大乱 奥利佛 You're making a mess of things, Oliver.
-她说的对 你最好听话 -听好 老爸 She's right. You better listen. Listen, up, Daddy.
-你压力太大 -没错
-放下吧 -对
你胡搅瞎搞
压力破表
-表演 表演 -表演 表演
-表演无法继续 -表演无法继续
-停止 -停止
-停止 -请你停止
唐娜 小克 相信我 你们会爱死的 Donna, Cliff, trust me. You'll love it!
你们会听我说 You'll hear me out?
我爱你们两个 帮我大力亲一下对方的嘴唇 I love you both. Give each other a big kiss on the lips for me.
大消息 各位 Big news, people!
首先 查尔斯 你应该考虑亮片装 First of all, Charles, you should consider sequins, and a lot of them.
-不了 谢谢 下一个 -第二 Uh, no thanks, and let's move on.
我要跟随直觉 用最奥利佛帕南的风格 Second, I'm listening to my heart and re-imagining Death Rattle
重新打造《临死之鸣》 in the most Oliver Putnam way.
我要让它响亮不已 该死 I'm gonna make it sing, goddammit!
没错 大伙 That's right, folks.
这是音乐剧 It's a musical.
准备为《临死之鸣》赞叹吧 Get ready for Death Rattle Dazzle!
你拿它做什么 What are you doing with that?
警察搞错了 The cops got it wrong.
我们认为杀害班的人在你的剧团里 We think that Ben's killer is someone in your show.
也就是说... Which means...
我们回来了 We're back.
(保全 贵格瑞维拉) (《毒蛇侠3》 班葛兰罗伊主演)
字幕翻译:宋梅君