(前情提要)
如果班摔下来之前是想抓住东西呢 Before Ben fell, what if he grabbed for something?
你在用班的首演夜礼物 You're using Ben's opening night gift.
没想到马上就用到了 Yeah, didn't think I'd need it so soon.
我是班的安全人员 I did security for Ben.
班想打声招呼 Ben wants to say hi.
好 我们得走了 Okay, we have to go.
救命 Help! Help!
-什么 -你怎么有那条手帕 - What? - Where'd you get that hankie?
-把手举高 -我什么都没做 - Hands up! - I didn't do anything.
我认为警方抓错人了 I think the police have the wrong guy.
他是我的经纪人迪奇 This is my manager, Dickie.
他不只是我经纪人 也是我哥哥 He's not just my manager, he's also my brother.
-他是我的纪录片导演托伯特 -我只是观察者 And this is my documentarian, Tobert. I am just an observer.
这是你们最后一次听到我出声 This is literally the last time you're gonna hear my voice.
这出戏可能结束了 The show may be over,
但这也代表我们不用再遵守 你的表演规则了吧 but doesn't that mean we're not obliged to live by your show rule anymore?
他们在拆我的布景 They're taking down my sets.
这出戏就是不响亮 This one... just didn't sing.
我要跟随直觉 用最奥利佛帕南的风格 I'm listening to my heart, and re-imagining Death Rattle
重新打造《临死之鸣》 in the most Oliver Putnam way.
这是音乐剧 It's a musical.
我们认为杀害班的人在你的剧团里 We think that Ben's killer is someone in your show.
也就是说... Which means...
我们回来了 We're back.
灵光是从何处乍现的 Where does a great idea come from?
我的经验是 一切都始于一团火花 In my experience, it all starts with a single spark.
于是我们成了 ? That's how we became... ?
夜行生物 ? The creatures ? ? Of... the night! ?
微小却耀眼的东西 Something small, but bright.
可能只有一个人看得到 Maybe something only visible to one person.
嘘 孩子 ? Hush little one ?
让我用歌声哄你入眠 ? Let me sing you to sleep ?
月光已然降临 ? Moonlight has come ?
快乘着睡意漂向梦境 ? Now, drift off to a dream ?
可能用得上 你记下来了吗 That might be something. Did you get that one?
两位 醒醒 Guys! Wake up!
唐娜跟小克一小时后就到 老天 Donna and Cliff are gonna be here in an hour. Jesus.
哈尔德 我们准备了什么 Howard, what do we have for our producers?
我们有一首完整的歌... We have one complete song,
11个片段 和25个随着钢琴和弦大叫的粗略概念 uh, 11 fragments, and-- Uh, uh, 25 rough notions screamed over piano chords.
也许一晚的时间不足以写出一整出戏 Maybe one night wasn't enough time to write a whole show.
爱说笑 1978年时 我在乔治普林普顿的浴室里 Are you kidding? One night in 1978, I wrote two musicals
一晚就写了两出音乐剧 in George Plimpton's bathroom.
还是两晚写了一出音乐剧 我记不清楚了 Or was it one musical in two nights? It's all pretty hazy.
重点是诺曼梅勒朝我嘴巴揍了一拳 The point is, Norman Mailer punched me in the mouth,
我醒来时 人在贝蒂傅瑞丹的水床上 and when I woke up, I was in Betty Friedan's waterbed.
我好爱那个故事 I love that story.
奥利佛 我说个疯狂的想法 Hey, Oliver, quick, crazy thought.
我堂哥摩西莫里斯 在州立农业保险公司是大咖 My cousin, Moses Morris, he's very big at State Farm Insurance...
哈尔德 你有发现我说故事时 Howard, did you notice how when I told a story,
会有大家认得的名字和重点吗 it had recognizable names and a point?
摩西负责州立农业保险的赞助广告 No. Moses Morris runs sponsorships for State Farm.
我可以打电话给他 也许他们会赞助音乐剧 So, what say I gave him a ring, maybe they sponsor the musical,
我们就不需要唐娜跟小克了 帅 and then we don't even need Donna and Cliff. Bam!
我们不需要你的... We don't need your--
-摩西莫里斯 -对 - Moses Morris? - Yeah.
我们已经万事俱备了 Everything we need is right here.
看看这个卡司 他们都很杀 Look at this cast. They're all killers.
看到这个卡司 我们面临了令人不安的事实 As we look at the cast, we are faced with an unsettling truth.
他们全都有可能是凶手 Any one of them could be the killer.
你有建议吗 Any notes?
奥利佛都会给我朗读上的建议 Oliver would always give me notes on my reads.
我觉得很好啊 Thought it was fine.
奥利佛会更刻薄一点 Oh. Oliver would be a little more, uh, snarky.
你要我...好吧 Do you want me to... Oh, okay.
太好了 查尔斯 这次用跟刚才完全不同的口吻试试看 Excellent, Charles. This time, try it with a dash of none of what you just did.
好耶 老天 我真想念他 Ah, yeah! Oh God, I miss him.
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唐娜 小克 谢谢你们过来 Donna, Cliff, thank you for coming,
我会说明我对这出戏的愿景 as I present my vision for our show,
它此后将永远被世人称为... which will be henceforth, and forever, known as...
《临死之鸣大惊奇: -Death Rattle Dazzle...
临死之鸣音乐剧》 a Death Rattle Musical!
好 很好
小克 坐下 Cliff, sit.
记得翘脚 Legs crossed.
亲妈咪一下 Kiss for Mommy.
真温馨 How lovely.
老实说 Now, truth be told,
我们没有时间能准备好 uh, we, we did not have time to flesh out a presentation beyond this...
这块珍珠板以外的简报 one piece of foam board,
不过我们有香槟 but we do have champagne!
可惜我们没有香槟了 Sadly, we're out of champagne.
你们看懂了吗 So, do you see it?
我只看到银行户头里有好几个零 All I see is a bunch of zeros in my bank account.
那些零的前面是什么数字 Yes, but what number's in front of those zeros?
还是零 Another zero.
我为这出戏投入很多钱 而且音乐剧更烧钱 I've put a lot of money into this play, and musicals are more expensive.
但你们看 这次会有三胞胎 B-But look, we're talking about triplets here!
-你懂吗 小克 -我懂 我爱音乐剧 - Do you see it, Cliff? - I do. I love a musical.
亲爱的 我们谈过你的品味 Sweetie. We've talked about your taste.
对 很差 Yes. It's bad.
-你要有一段令人叫好的表演 -对 You need a showstopper. Right.
那样音乐剧才会赚钱 That's how musicals make money.
一首让人难以抗拒的歌 A song so irresistible,
就像有支针筒从百老汇 it's like a syringe that shoots from Broadway
直直打进杜鲁斯女孩黛比的脖子里 straight into the neck of Debbie from Duluth,
让她跟闺蜜在酒吧玩乐时 who becomes an addict from the first second she hears it
第一次听到那首歌就上瘾了 during girl's night out at The Calorie Pit.
上瘾的人会不计一切解那股瘾 And an addict will do anything, anything, to get her fix,
甚至会坐深夜班机的中间位置到纽约市 even take a middle seat on a red-eye to New York City,
即使她所有的东西都是便宜货 where for the low, low price of everything she's got,
黛比也能享有特权 Debbie can have the privilege of sitting
坐在全国最好的高层后段座位 in the finest rear balcony seat in all the land to finally,
让她终于能看到那场表演 finally see that show with that song
听到她在他妈的杜鲁斯 唱个不停的那首歌 she can't stop belting out all over fucking Duluth.
你有那么厉害的东西吗 So, do you have anything that good?
你有令人叫好的表演吗 Do you have a showstopper?
亲爱的 你是个狂人 我爱你 Donna, you are a maniac! And I love you!
这场表演只会令人不断叫好 This show is gonna be nothing but showstoppers.
这可是奥利佛帕南的作品 This is Oliver Putnam we're talking about.
-只要给我几个月 -你有三天 - Uh, just gimme a few months-- - You have three days.
好极了 我就希望你会说三天 That's perfect. I was hoping you'd say three days.
然后我就要去汉普敦 Then I leave for the Hamptons,
除非夏多内的瓶底收得到讯号 and unless they have cell service at the bottom of a bottle of Chardonnay,
否则你别想找到我 I will not be reachable.
你跟这群人相处了几个月 You spent a few months with this group.
有初步的想法吗 Any first thoughts?
初步的想法 First thoughts. First thoughts.
我初步的想法是 也许我当初该跟他们混熟一点 My first thought is maybe I should've gotten to know them better.
哇 我本来还怕我们会从零开始 但没啥好怕的 Wow. I was worried we'd be starting at square one, but no danger of that.
记住 他们以前大多很崇拜我 Well, you have to remember, a lot of them grew up idolizing me,
所以会保持一种敬畏的距离 so they keep their distance out of respect.
对 你觉得合理就好 Sure. If that makes sense to you.
好吧 先从机会开始 Alright, let's start with opportunity.
班被推下去时 他们都在亚柯尼亚大楼 Everyone was at the Arconia when Ben was pushed,
他昏倒时 他们也都在剧院 and everyone was at the theater when he collapsed.
可能只是巧合 Could be a coincidence.
不 遇到跟你同一天生日的人才叫巧合 No, coincidence is like meeting someone who has the same birthday as you.
警方说他的血没有毒 但他中的可能是 Cops said his blood was clean, but maybe it was one of those poisons
五分钟内就会消散的毒 that dissipates within five minutes.
像是氯化琥珀胆碱 Like succinylcholine chloride!
干嘛 What?
好 有人想毒杀他 结果失败 Okay, so, uh, someone tried to poison him, failed,
就在亚柯尼亚大楼下手 and then finished the job at the Arconia.
但谁对班的杀意会强烈到要杀他两次 But who would wanna kill Ben bad enough to kill him twice?
强纳森 替补演员 Jonathan, the understudy?
他在追求万众瞩目的时刻吗 Was he looking for his moment in the limelight?
唐娜和小克 他们想摆脱要求一堆的主角吗 Donna and Cliff? Did they want to be rid of their demanding lead?
金柏 沉迷抖音的新人 Kimber, the TikTok-addicted starlet.
她是为了网路米因而做的吗 Did she do it as part of an internet mem?
你干嘛自创发音 Why are you saying it like that?
那不重要 那不重要 No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
班死掉那晚 他向金柏道歉 因为他把事情搞得乱七八糟 The night Ben died, he apologized to Kimber for "making things messy."
-他们有一腿吗 -我不知道 Do you think they were hooking up? I don't know.
但又是女凶手 很无趣耶 But another female killer? That's so done.
班死掉那晚 他手里抓着别人的手帕 The night that Ben died, he was holding someone else's handkerchief.
我们必须查出哪个剧团成员的手帕不见了 We need to find out who in the cast doesn't have theirs!
或许就能找到凶手 That could be our killer!
是奥利佛 现在去他家排练 It's Oliver. Rehearsal at his place now?
-看来我得走了 -我待会就到 - Guess I have to go. - I'll be right behind you.
等等 奥利佛在传讯息给我 Wait, Oliver's texting me now.
他的公寓不再欢迎我了 I am no longer welcome at his apartment.
我被下禁令了 I am banned?
排练期间严禁调查 No investigating during rehearsals?
随便啦 我要去看看班的阁楼 Whatever. I'm gonna go check out Ben's penthouse.
莱斯特说迪奇很快就会清空那里 Lester said that Dickie was gonna be cleaning it out soon.
你去查出谁没有手帕 You find someone who doesn't have a hankie.
查出谁没有手帕 我办得到 没什么大不了 Find someone who doesn't have a hankie. I can do that.
是「小得了」 That's no biggie.
是非常小的事 That's a smallie.
因为那是... That's a very small thing because--
我可以说:「手帕都谢啦」 I say, "Hey, a thankie for a hankie?"
但我不会的 But I'm not gonna do that.
我会想到更有趣的话说 I will find something int- more interesting to get it.
这是剧本 怎么没按顺序 These are the pages? Why aren't they in order?
我收到时就没有编号 Well, they weren't numbered when you sent them to me,
它们大多还是旧的外带菜单 and most of them are on old takeout menus.
好 先是写在开胃菜页面上的 Oh, okay. So, the stuff written on the appetizers page
然后才是主菜页面上的 goes before the stuff written on the main courses.
还有 罗芮塔呢 Also, wh-where's Loretta?
我留言两次了 没回应 I left two messages. Nothing.
拜托你继续试 哈尔德 Well, keep trying, please, Howard.
-这样感觉好怪 -为什么 This feels weird. Why?
因为这个演出处处是警讯 Because this production is littered with red flags,
我们还在导演的公寓 而不是真正的排练场 and we're in our director's apartment instead of an actual rehearsal studio?
-嘿 嘿 -嘿 Oh, hey! Hey.
记得班给我们的手帕吗 Remember those hankies that Ben gave us?
我们都把自己的手帕找出来 拿给彼此看看如何 What if we each found ours and just showed them to each other?
或是我 拿给我看 Or me? Show them to me.
抱歉 我们都有点心不在焉 Sorry, we're all a little distracted
毕竟我们的男主角死了 with our leading man, you know, being dead.
对 很合理 因为失去任何人都很难受 Oh, yeah. Well, that, that makes sense because losing anybody is hard.
也不是任何人啦 希特勒或史达林就无所谓 Well, not anyone. Not like a Hitler or a Stalin.
但我不会说史达林夫人就不悲痛 Though, I would not want to diminish the grief of Mrs. Stalin.
对 我知道她有名字 And yes, I know she has a name.
娜德西打艾利卢耶呃... Uh... Oh, Nadezhda...
总之 重点是班死了 Anyway, the point is Ben is dead!
我觉得我们选出一个纪念物会很疗愈 And I think it would be healing for us to come up with a memorial.
所以我才会提出手帕的点子 That's why I brought up those hankies in the first place
因为那样会很好玩... because wouldn't it be fun--
不是好玩 是很好... Oh! Not fun, but good,
把班送我们的东西 那些手帕 to take what Ben gave us, those hankies,
把它们做成...一条被子 and use them to create a... quilt.
或被子类的东西 Or a quilt-type object?
你刚说希特勒什么 What were you saying about Hitler?
谢谢你 哈尔德 Thank you, Howard.
我说谢谢你 哈尔德 I said thank you, Howard!
我感觉到这里充满了悲伤 I sense a great deal of sadness in this room.
我们失去了重要的人 We've lost someone important.
我记得我妈过世的时候 I remember when my mom passed.
在座有些人可能在想 Some of you are probably thinking,
「他太年轻就失去母亲了吧 」 "Isn't he too young to have lost a parent?"
我并不年轻 I'm not.
失去她让我大受打击 I lost her, and it wrecked me.
是重击 Big time.
但她还是从另一个世界教导着我 我的好妈咪 But she kept teaching me from the beyond, my mommy girl.
她说了什么 Do you know what she said?
「你不能让死亡阻止你活下去 孩子」 "You can't let death stop you from livin', kid."
我妈生前是烟枪 Mama was a smoker.
谁要跟我一起 谁想继续演这出戏 Oh. So, who's with me? Who wants to keep doing the play?
谁想让《临死之鸣》起死回生 Who wants to bring Death Rattle back to life?
好耶 Yeah.
并且把它变成音乐剧 And turn it into a musical?
嗨 Oh. Hi. Hi.
你要去阁楼 You're going to the penthouse?
对 我得去拿我留在班家里的设备 Oh, yeah. I left some equipment at Ben's I need to pick up.
拍他的纪录片用的 Doing a documentary on him.
-之前啦 -对 - Ah. Right. - Or, I was.
你是名字很特别的那个人 You're the guy with the name.
托伯特 It's Tobert.
托开头的罗伯特 Robert with a T.
我妈当时疯了 My mom was insane.
我懂 我叫梅宝 所以... No, I get it. I am a Mabel, so...
你也要去阁楼 还是... Are you going to the penthouse, too, or...
对 我有东西要拿 Yeah, I have to pick up something.
什么东西 What's that?
-你慢慢想 -他的签名照 - Take your time. - A signed headshot
-《条子美眉》时期的 -好 - from Ben's Girl Cop days. - Sure.
-他留给我的 -哇 - He left it for me. - Wow.
我不知道在哪里 I don't know where,
所以我必须四处找找 so I'm gonna have to look around.
好 Sure.
可能要找一阵子 Maybe for a while.
听起来再合理不过了 Sounds perfectly reasonable.
你也说得非常自然 And delivered so naturally.
-请 -好 - Oh, please. - Oh, yeah.
要我让你进去吗 You need me to let you in?
哇 Wow!
这是我第三次进这间公寓 This is my third time in this apartment,
我从来没这么爱它过 and I've never loved it more.
所有人一起 And all together.
你是夜行生物吗 ALL ? Are you a creature ?? Of the night ?
是你吗 是你吗 ? Is it you? Is it you? ?
夜行 ? Of the night! ?
是你吗 真的吗 ? Is it you? Is it true... ?
你要拉长音 ? And you hold that note... ?
查尔斯 再高一点 ? And Charles, higher... ?
东尼奖得主就是... ? And the Tony Award goes to... ?
生物 ? The night! ?
有令人叫好的表演了 So, that's our showstopper.
你们喜欢还是喜欢 Do you love it, or do you love it?
我觉得太棒了 I think it's brilliant!
抱歉我来晚了 So sorry I'm late.
班的哥哥迪奇... 他算是自愿成为我的经纪人 Ben's brother, Dickie, he sort of offered to be my manager.
我想他最近有点低落 You know, he's been feeling a little low lately, I think.
很好啊 你跟他变成好朋友了 - So-- - No, I love that. So, I mean, y-you and he have become close chums.
-对 他很贴心 -对 Yeah, yeah. He's sweet, you know?
总之 他有一些不得了的人脉 Anyway, he's got some really great connections
还帮我打了几通电话 and he made some phone calls for me,
让我参加一场甄选 and... I got an audition!
甄选 An audition?
-对 -真的吗 什么的 - Yeah. - Oh, really? For w-what?
电视影集 A network drama.
是《实习医生》衍生剧的外传的外传 And it's an offshoot of an offshoot of a Grey's Anatomy spinoff.
角色是一个皮肤科医生的母亲 And it's for the mother of a dermatologist,
所以她有背景故事 奥利佛 还有台词 so she has a backstory, Oliver. And, uh, lines, you know?
制作人说他们可能会让她跛脚 And the producer said they might give her a limp.
好 Yeah.
所以很有意思 So... it's juicy.
但话题可以回到 你说我的音乐剧「太棒了」吗 But can we go back to the thing about my musical being brilliant, you said?
对 总之呢 Oh, yeah! So, anyway...
把这出戏变成音乐剧很怪 奥利佛 Making this into a musical is... odd, Oliver.
但讽刺的是 那可能会让它更平易近人 But, ironically, that might be what makes it accessible.
其实《异形奇花》的筹备期间 You know, I was in the original cast of Little Shop of Horrors,
我是在原始卡司里的 when they were workshopping it.
他们当时叫它《吃我 西蒙》... Uh, back then, they were calling it Eat Me, Seymour.
《喂我 西蒙》 N-- Feed Me, Seymour!
-对 「喂我」 -没错 - That was it. - Yeah, "Feed Me."
那出戏也没人看得懂 And nobody got that show either, you know?
因为它有会唱歌的植物 实在很疯狂 Because it's a singing plant. It was just like lunacy!
但它成功了 为什么 But it worked. Why?
因为它的核心只是一个简单的故事 Because, at heart, it's just a simple story of a boy
会为心爱的女孩赴汤蹈火的男孩 who would do anything for the girl he loves.
那出戏有多浮夸 吵闹 疯狂都不重要 You know, it didn't matter how big and loud and crazy it was.
因为它给人真实感 It was just because it felt true, and...
-没错 你真的懂 -对 - Exactly. You get it. - Yeah.
各位 罗芮塔就懂 Everybody! Loretta gets it!
我们想多狂野和刺激都行 We can be as wild and exciting as we want!
后来角色给艾伦格林了 Yeah. And Ellen Greene got that part.
是啊 Yeah.
她很不错 She was good.
她很厉害 She was great!
电影大受欢迎 It was a big hit.
只要我们有心 我们也能大受欢迎 And we could have a hit, as long as we find the heart.
-一点也没错 -对 - Oh, absolutely. - Yeah.
我们在台上的心会多到 W-We are gonna have so much heart on stage
连观众席上的心脏科医师都会大叫 that even cardiologists in the audience are gonna be screaming,
「心已经够多了 谢谢哦」 "That's enough heart for me! Thank you very much!"
-等等 谁会大叫 -好 开始吧 - Wait, who's gonna be screaming? - Okay, let's get to it.
-奥利佛 -从头来 准备好了吗 - Oliver? - From the top. Ready?
签名照找到了吗 How's the headshot hunt coming?
也许在这个《毒蛇侠》的大理石蛇蛋底下 Uh, maybe it's under this marble snake egg from CoBro.
没有 Nope.
-你有找到你的... -吊杆麦克风 Any luck finding your... A boom mic.
我把吊杆麦克风留在这里 后来班就死了 Left my boom mic here before Ben died.
所以我只是在找它 Um, so now, I'm just, just looking for it.
你的吊杆麦克风会在抽屉里 You think your boom mic is in a drawer?
-听着 玛格 我... -是梅宝 - Listen, Margo-- - Mabel.
抱歉 你是在嘲笑我的名字吗 托伯特 I'm sorry. You were making fun of my name, Tobert?
我们显然都有所盘算 You know what, we're both clearly up to something...
显然也都很不会撒谎 ...and we're both clearly pretty shitty liars.
不如你忙你的 我忙我的 然后我们都能... So how about we do this? You do you, and I'll do me, and then we can both--
靠 Oh, shit. Uh...
衣橱 Armoire.
-啥 为什么 -快点 - What? Wh-- Why? Now!
他还在收拾 He's still packing.
你在为线上电台找东西 You're looking for something for your podcast.
我认得你的声音 Thought I recognized your voice.
真好笑 我想象过你长什么样子 It's funny, I kinda had a mental image of what you look like.
你跟我预期的不一样 You are not what I expected.
好 所以你听过线上电台 Okay, so you listened to the podcast.
第一季比第二季好一点 但蛮可爱的 I liked the first season a little better than the second season, but it was cute.
可爱 Cute?
-我是说我喜欢 -谢了 - I mean, I liked it. - Thanks.
我知道拿运动摄影机跟拍班葛兰罗伊 不是高级艺术 I know it's not the high art of following Ben Glenroy around with a GoPro,
我们尽力了 but we tried.
该死 Dammit.
该死 班 Goddammit, Ben.
为什么 Why?
对不起 Sorry!
真对不起 班 I'm so sorry, Ben.
找班请说...找迪奇请说 Go for Ben. Or, g-go for Dickie.
好 我可以等 Uh, yeah, I'll hold.
-一 二 然后螃蟹人来了 -什么人 One and a-two! And here come the crab men! The what?
螃蟹人在繁殖...繁殖 And the crab men are breeding! Breeding! Breeding! Breeding!
现在保母出场 And now, cue the nanny!
谁会去那里 ? Who goes there? ?
夜行生物 ALL ? The creatures of the night! ?
总是个开始 Well, it's a start. Uh...
给我一点时间 让我整理一下想法 Give me, uh, one or two seconds t-t-t-to collect my thoughts.
你完蛋了 帕南 You're screwed, Putnam!
你的梦想灰飞烟灭了 Your dreams are dust now!
欢迎来到地狱 Welcome to Hell!
你就是你自己的撒旦 And you're your own Satan!
什么事 Yes?
我只想说替代性筹资也许会减少你的压力 I'm just saying that maybe alternative financing might reduce your stress. - Don't touch me.
各位 我们就快要练好了 Well... Guys, we are so, so close.
我们明天早上再重新开始吧 Why don't we start fresh tomorrow morning?
对 在士气高昂时结束总是最好的 Yeah. Yeah, it's always best to end when you're on a high.
或接近高昂时 - Or near a high. - Oh, yes.
你看他们 因为恨我而变得要好 Look at them. Bonding over their hatred of me.
没什么比共同的敌人更有凝聚力了 Nothing brings people together like a common enemy.
或是好吃的起司拼盘 That, or a good cheese plate.
事实上 我或许能见缝插针 Actually, that might be my in.
奥利佛 你介意我推你出去当替死鬼吗 Oliver, how would you feel if I threw you under the bus?
请自便 You know, knock yourself out.
我正想自己去死一死 I was about to throw myself in front of one.
我刚才不是要侮辱你 I didn't mean to insult you earlier, okay?
好 我不该用「可爱」这个词 I shouldn't have led with the word "cute."
你们的线上电台很创新 高明 I actually think your podcast is innovative.
粗糙得令人耳目一新 It's smart, it's unpolished in a refreshing way.
欢迎你留下五星评论 Feel free to leave a five-star review.
而且很可爱 And it was cute.
做这份工作前 我在波札那待了一年 Before this job, I was in Botswana for a year,
追踪很不可思议的象群 你去过吗 tracking this incredible herd of elephants. Have you been?
我大多在布朗克斯动物园追踪大象 I do most of my elephant following at the Bronx Zoo.
我强烈推荐波札那 那里的景观 民众 食物 Botswana, I strongly recommend. The landscape, the people, the food.
天啊 你得试试菲库克 一种很好吃的炸面团 Oh God, you gotta try vetkoek. It's this amazing fried dough,
里面可以塞各种馅料 you can put a whole lot of different things in it.
肉末或美味的咖哩 Minced meats or these great curries.
我在杰克森高地发现一间好店 I actually found a terrific place in Jackson Heights.
每天早上都去吃菲库克配果酱 I go every morning for one with a little bit of jam.
我记得它在87街跟... Uh, it's on, I wanna say 87th and...
我在闲扯吗 Am I rambling?
少聊点面团 多聊点大象好了 Maybe less dough, more elephants.
好 有个地方叫奥卡万戈三角洲 Okay. So, there's this place, the Okavango Delta.
一年有三次 那块盆地会被淹没 然后好几千只动物... Three times a year, the basin floods, and thousands of animals,
真的是好几千只 都会退到一个地方 I mean thousands, they all descend in one place.
我一个人在那里待了几周 就在树上 And I was there for weeks alone, just perched in a tree,
近距离观赏大自然的美 watching nature, in all of its intimate beauty.
还有恐怖 And horror.
总之 有一次我从树上的藏身处 Anyway, um, there's this one time where I'm perched up in the tree,
望出去 结果看到一只小象 and I'm looking out, and I see this baby elephant
被困在泥沼里 getting stuck in the mud.
我在树上 但我也在十字路口 And, you know, I'm up in a tree, but I'm also at a crossroads
因为我该跳下去救小象 because should I hop down and save the elephant?
还是该尽纪录片导演的职责 拍下发生的事呢 Or should I do my job as a documentarian, and just film what happens, you know?
洪水让情况变得很棘手 因为有... And with flooding, it's tricky because you gotta--
好 我不是不喜欢这个国家地理时刻 Okay, not that I'm... not enjoying this National Geographic moment,
但班死了 你为什么还在这里 but if Ben's dead, why are you still here?
你何不跳上飞机 回到波札那 Why not hop on a plane back to Botswana?
因为班死了 Because Ben's dead.
大明星被他的头号粉丝谋杀耶 I mean, "famous star murdered by his biggest fan."
迪奇确实终止了我的合约 但这是很棒的故事 Yeah, Dickie ended my contract, but there's an incredible story here,
我又有很独特的采访管道 and I have a really unique access to it.
其实首演夜那晚 我跟班在一起 You know, I was with Ben opening night,
他抢走我的摄影机 然后冲进更衣室 and he ripped away my camera, and stormed off into his dressing room,
但它还在拍摄 but it was still recording.
你要找的是他死掉那晚的影像 Footage from the night he died. That's what you were looking for.
-我已经找到了 -让我看 - That's what I found. - Let me see it!
不行 为了线上电台 想得美 No. For your podcast? Yeah, right. ...wanna tell her...
好 好的 Yeah. Okay.
我会...我会通知她的 I will, uh, I will let her know.
对 希望我们会在那里见面 And, yes, hopefully, I'll see you there.
好 Okay.
好吧 Alright.
保重 玛德琳 Well, take care, Madeline.
是梅宝 等等 塌伯特 Mabel. Wait, Flobert!
后来泥沼里的小象... What happened to the baby elephant?
怎么了 In the mud?
我没办法坐视不管 Well, I couldn't just sit there,
就跳下去 拿一条绳子 花了三小时把它拉出来 so I jumped down, grabbed some rope, and worked for three hours to pull it out.
哇 Wow.
真了不起 That's amazing.
回头见 梅宝 I'll see you around, Mabel.
掰啦 托比 Ta-ta, Tobbie.
好耶
奥利佛想过问题未必出在我们身上吗 Did it ever occur to Oliver that maybe the problem isn't us?
可能是那些歌曲 Maybe it's the material?
对 奥利佛很逊 Yeah, Oliver's bad.
没错 我不懂剧中任何角色的意图 Exactly. I mean, I don't get anyone's intentions in this thing.
像是有螃蟹人在繁殖 但为什么 Like, now there are crab men, and they're breeding. But why?
我最受不了奥利佛大叫的方式 For me, it's the way that Oliver yells.
对 还有他的头发 Yeah! A-And what about his hair?
谁需要那堆头发啊 Who needs all that hair?
不 我们对他的头发没意见 N-No, I think we're fine with his hair.
-我喜欢他的头发 -对 我喜欢 I like his hair. I like hair.
你们知道我想到什么吗 Hey, you know what I was just thinking?
我们可以拿出班送给我们的手帕 What if we took all of the hankies that Ben gave us,
把它们丢到奥利佛脚边 做出声明 and we threw them at Oliver's feet? That would make a statement!
我之后会把手帕捡起来 做成被子 And then I would pick up the hankies later for the quilt.
我明天会带手帕来 I'll bring my hankie tomorrow.
-好 -我也会 Same. Me, too.
赞啦 我会把它们拿走 Awesome. Because I would take them.
其实我... You know, I've...
我从班死后就有点麻木 I've been kinda numb since Ben died.
但我一直很想好好感受 大哭一场 But I-I keep wanting to feel something.
但是我做不到 You know, to cry, but... I can't.
-你在吃赞安诺吗 -没有 怎么 你有吗 Are you on Xanax? No. Why? Do you have some?
没有 No.
总之 我们应该要求回去演原版的戏 Either way, we should totally demand to go back to the straight play.
奥利佛的音乐剧版本 不尊重我们对班的回忆 This musical version of Oliver's is disrespectful to Ben's memory,
-对吧 -对 right? Yeah.
查尔斯 你会告诉奥利佛我们不演音乐剧吧 So, Charles, you'll tell Oliver we're not gonna do the musical, right?
对 我们不演音...我们不演音乐剧 Yeah. We're not gonna do the mu-- We're not gonna do the musical?
很好 交给你了 Great. You got it.
我会告诉他的 Oh, I'll tell him.
其他人都走了 Everyone else is gone.
我只是在看你写在 Oh. I was just looking at the song ideas
这张中国菜菜单上的歌曲点子 you have sketched out on this Chinese food menu.
我不得不说 你的词让我觉得... I have to say, your lyrics make me feel...
很饿 hungry.
我们又坐在钢琴前面了 Here we are again. At the piano.
-就像... -抱歉 对 - Like when we-- - Oh, I'm sorry. Yes. Um...
这不是我最光彩的导演时光 This is not my best day as a director.
我得到东尼是在1988年 That was... in 1988, when I got my Tony.
东尼是我养过的狗 Tony was a dog I owned.
对 我故意选那个名字让大家搞混 And yes, I-I did choose that name to confuse people.
我很喜欢你的故事总是有 八竿子打不着的结尾 I love how all of your stories always end miles from where you start.
谢谢你 Ah. Thank you.
我要怎么样 才能让别人看到我眼中的愿景 What do I have to do... to get people to see what I see?
-你能帮我吗 -恐怕不能 Can you help me? No, I'm afraid not.
我闹你的
这一首如何 What about this one?
-这一首 -保母的摇篮曲 This one. The Nanny's Lullaby.
-是啊 -好 我会弹 - Yeah. - Okay. No, I know it.
-怎么了 别这样... -不行 - Oh, what? Come on. - Nah.
-奥利佛 很好听 -不行 Oliver, that is good. No,
我答应唐娜会弄得很「奥利佛帕南」 I-I promised Donna "Oliver Putnam,"
-那代表招摇 吵闹和招摇 -好 meaning big and loud and... big.
对 但我们都知道你不只是招摇而已 Yeah, but I think we all know that you are more than just loud.
我之所以爱... What I love about...
奥利佛帕南的表演 Oliver Putnam's shows is that
就是因为在所有的夸张 混乱 underneath all the bombast and the chaos
还有繁殖的螃蟹人之下 有种脆弱性 and the... breeding crab men, it's just, there's a vulnerability.
那就让... That's what makes...
奥利佛帕南成为特别的... Oliver Putnam... special.
导演 A-As a director.
你们好 门没锁 Hello? The door was unlocked.
-嗨 -很好 Hi! Oh, good.
-我正希望你还在这里 -对 I was hoping you'd still be here. Yeah.
你得到角色了 You got the part.
-我什么 -《纽奥良实习医生:家庭烧伤中心》 I what? Grey's New Orleans Family Burn Unit.
-他们来电说很喜欢你 -不会吧 They called. They love you. Oh no!
-我想挂电话都没办法 -迪奇 Oh, Dickie! I couldn't get 'em off the phone! Dickie!
我是那一家的妈妈 I'm the mom in the family
-在《家庭烧伤中心》 -哇 in Family Burn Unit!
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
我还会跛脚 And I get a limp!
我不敢相信 快捏我 I can't believe it. Pinch me.
我有更好的主意 恭喜你 I'll do you one better. Congratulations!
谢谢你 Oh, thank you!
下周在洛杉矶开拍 所以我们得马上回复 It starts next week in LA, so we have to let 'em know right away.
等等 你说什么 不好意思 - We do. - Wait, wait. Excuse me. I-I'm sorry.
-那似乎是大好机会 但... -是啊 It sounds like a wonderful opportunity, but, uh... Yeah.
她下周必须在这里演戏 没错 She has to be here for the play next week. Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
他们那边有讨论空间吗 Well, is there any flexibility on their end?
真的没有 他们保证会拍一季 There's really not. It's a guaranteed season pickup.
那很稳定 对吧 不用再找工作了 That's stability, right? No more scrounging for work?
老天
是啊 Yeah,
好 那么... okay. So...
好吧 Sure, then...
-奥利佛 我... -你不是认真的吧 Well, Oliver, I-- You cannot be serious.
-那我们的表演呢 -好... - What about our show? - Yeah.
-过去这几个月呢 -我们... - What about the last few months? - Well,
我永远都会珍惜这段时光... I will always cherish this time.
-但我...对 -我发掘了你 - I discovered you. - But, I-- Yes.
你不能因此惩罚我 That's not a reason to punish me.
奥利佛 你失去男主角 Oliver, you lost your leading man.
你想把这出戏变成你写过的音乐剧... You're trying to make this play into a musical that you wrote in 12--
她签过合约 She's under contract.
-奥利佛... -你签过合约 抱歉 Oliver, I-- You're under contract. Sorry.
妈的 Fuck!
在享用早晨的菲库克吗 You enjoying your morning vetkeok?
我没发现你摸走那个硬碟 I didn't feel you swipe that drive from me.
我得夸你一句 技术不错 I gotta hand it to you, you got the touch.
密码是什么 What's the password?
我得知道班倒在舞台上之前发生的事 I need to know what happened right before Ben collapsed on stage.
算你好运 我正在拍相关的电影 Well, you're in luck. I'm making a movie about exactly that.
可以送你电影票 I can probably get you a ticket.
这不是玩笑 这很紧急 This isn't a joke. This is urgent.
我必须查出是谁杀了班 I need to find who killed Ben.
他们知道是谁 是牢里那个跟踪狂杀的 They know who did it. The stalker guy in jail did it.
你已经不在波札那了 托开头的罗伯特 You're not in Botswana anymore, Robert with a T.
这是我发挥所长的地方 This is where I do my work.
而且我真的很擅长 即使你只觉得可爱 And I'm really good at it, even if you think it's just cute.
我没有离开那棵树 I didn't get out of that tree.
那只小象的事 我说谎 我没有离开那棵树 The baby elephant thing. I lied. I didn't get out of the tree.
我继续拍摄 它变得越来越累 I kept filming as it got more and more tired,
陷得越来越深 and more and more stuck.
-天啊 -最后它妈妈回来救了它 God. Its mom came back, finally, and, and saved it,
但要是它没回来 我也会继续拍摄 but... if she hadn't, I would've kept filming.
那只小象慢慢淹死在泥沼里 That elephant, that baby elephant slowly drowning in the mud.
老天 Jesus.
如果你认为杀害班的人还没落网 那... Look, if you think Ben's killer's still out there, then...
我不想再留在树上了 I don't wanna stay in the tree again.
嗨 Hi.
嗨 Hi?
在我说出来意之前 Before I tell you what I'm about to tell you,
我需要你保证你不会生气 I need your assurance that you will not be angry.
不行 No.
没人想演音乐剧 No one wants to do the musical.
-没人 -那些演员啦 No one? Well, the cast.
多数愿意演的人 都不想演 Most of the people who would do it, they don't wanna do it.
他们不想演音乐剧 They don't wanna do the musical.
好啊 That's fine.
也许他们宁可我用这根汤匙戳瞎我的眼睛 Perhaps they'd rather I... take this spoon, and stab myself in the eye with it!
戳了又戳 And just stab and stab!
唐娜跟小克来这里的时候 也就是五分钟后 So I'll be too dead to be humiliated when Donna and Cliff get here,
我就死到不怕侮辱了 which is five minutes from now!
我想他们只是害怕 I-I think they're just scared.
他们不了解这出戏 其实我也不了解 They don't understand the show. And I don't either, to be fair,
但我演过电视剧 我学会不去质疑剧本 but I come from television, and I was trained not to question a script.
我甚至买不起保健品 I can't even afford the supplemental.
我要怎么... So, how am I gonna get--
你来了 You're here.
我还有合约在身嘛 Well, I am still under contract.
-迪奇 你回避一下 -好 - Dickie, would you mind? - Oh, sure.
我真的非常抱歉 I am so, so sorry.
我太过分了 I was horrible.
这不是借口 但我很怕会失去你 And this is no excuse. I was just scared of losing you.
我也好几周没吃东西了 Also, I haven't eaten for many weeks.
你知道你拿着一勺鲜奶油乳酪吧 You do know that you're holding a spoonful of cream cheese.
你说得对 你说得对 Y-You're right. You're right.
我是个骗子 I'm a liar.
但你了解我 罗芮塔 这对我来说难能可贵 But, you understand me, Loretta, and, and that's been a rarity in my life.
我们怎么不练唱 Why aren't we singing?
我本来希望你能帮个忙 I was hoping you would do me a favor.
就一个忙 Just one, um,
你再去洛杉矶 席卷好莱坞 before you leave for LA and take Hollywood by storm.
我不会执行合约 I'm not gonna enforce the contract.
我办不到 这世界需要看到你 I couldn't. The world needs to see you.
你要我帮什么忙 Well, what's the favor?
你肯唱摇篮曲吗 Will you sing the lullaby?
什么...我们根本没排练过 也没编排动作 Wha-- The-- We haven't even rehearsed it, and there's no choreography.
它又不是会令人叫好的表演 And, you know, certainly not a showstopper.
但它能代表这出戏 But it is the show.
而且只有你理解 And you're the only one who sees it.
帮忙让他们也理解吧 Can you help them see too?
我会试试看 I'll give it a shot.
快解决这件事 因为我已经「度假村级清醒」了 Let's get this over with because I'm already "Amagansett sober."
那就是她已经喝醉的意思 That's what Mom calls drunk.
很好 也许她会宽容一点 Ah, good. Maybe she'll be more forgiving.
好 计画有些更动 Alright! Um, slight change of plans.
我们不表演《夜行生物》了 Uh, we're not doing Creatures of the Night anymore.
那不是开场的亮点吗 But wasn't that your opening showstopper?
对 它会是的 Yes, and it will be,
但现在还不是 都是我不好 抱歉 but it's not yet, a-and that's my fault. I'm sorry.
但我...我确实为你们准备了一段表演 But I-I... do have something for you.
我认为它可能是这出戏的核心 And... I think it might hold the heart of the show.
我说明一下场景 夜深时分 在匹克威灯塔 Okay, let me set the scene. It's late at the Pickwick Lighthouse.
三胞胎在夜里哭闹 他们的母亲死了 The triplets cry out in the night. Their mother has died,
但他们不孤单 but they're not alone.
因为他们的保母正照看着他们 For their nanny is there, looking after them.
嘘 孩子 让我用歌声哄你入眠 ? Hush, little one ? ? Let me sing you to sleep ?
月光已然降临 快乘着睡意漂向梦境 ? Moonlight has come ? ? Now, drift off to a dream ?
从白昼航向在夜深之处等着你的 ? Sail from the day ? ? To the wonders awaiting you ?
种种惊奇 ? Out there in the deep ?
你不该来这里的 You're not supposed to be here.
有人在他的更衣室里 There was someone in his dressing room.
快走 你不走 是吧 Go! No, you're not gonna go, are you?
你打算坐在那里 Y-You're just gonna sit there,
装无辜 acting all sweet.
我们都知道你很坏 We both know you're bad.
去吧 孩子 乘浪追风 ? Off, little one ? ? Chase the wind on the waves ?
冒险在召唤 勇敢地去吧 ? Adventure is calling ? ? So, go and be brave ?
但若你被抛进黑暗的海中 迷失了方向 ? But if you get lost ? ? As you're tossed in the dark ? ? Of the sea ?
来找我吧 ? Look for me ?
我会在岸边为你守候 ? I will ? ? Wait at the shore for you ?
我会挺过每一场风暴 ? I will ? ? Weather each storm ?
静静等待 直到你安全无恙地 ? Standing by till ? ? Safe, you return ?
从夜晚归来 ? From the night... ?
我的爱是一座灯塔 ? My love is a lighthouse ?
因此 亲爱的 我亲爱的 ? So, darling ? ? My darling ?
-寻找那道光芒 -光芒 ? Look for the light... ? ? The light ?
-光芒 -光芒 ? The light... ?
抱歉 奥利佛 这首歌很动听 I'm sorry, Oliver. It's a lovely song, really,
但我不能赌上小克第一次制作... but I can't risk Cliff's first producing--
我们要加入 We're in.
妈 我们要加入 Mom, we are in.
记得医生在我八岁生日说的话吗 Do you remember what my doctor told me on my 8th birthday?
该停止喂母乳了 That it was time to stop breastfeeding.
而你怎么说 And what did you say?
你永远不该放弃你热爱的事物 That you should never give up on something you love.
你让我对那一点深信不疑 You made me believe that, Mom.
我知道这有风险 I know this is risky,
我也知道你常说 and I know you've always told me
我第一个作品会是最重要的作品 that my first show would be the most important one, but...
但我爱这部音乐剧 I love this musical.
我不想放弃它 I don't wanna give up on it.
我要你 我他妈的好想要你 I want you. I want you so fuckin' bad,
但你会毁掉我的事业... but you're gonna ruin my career.
而我会很高兴 And I'm gonna like it.
我会想你的 I'll miss you.
我真的太感谢你了 I-I cannot thank you enough.
我要留下来 I'm staying.
你发掘了我 奥利佛 You discovered me, Oliver,
而我... and I...
决定我喜欢被找到的感觉 decided I like being found.
天啊 我真想吻你 Oh, my God, I could kiss you.
-刚才真是太美了 -谢谢 查尔斯 - That was so beautiful. - Thank you, Charles.
我对班和音乐剧的事比较释怀了 I feel so much lighter. About Ben and this musical.
-我真的觉得有希望 -对 I-I really feel like it can work. Yeah!
你随时可以拿手帕来 Oh, and any time for that hankie.
我真的很想把手帕给你 Yeah, I really wanted to give you my hankie,
但我一定是把它丢掉或捐出去了 but I must have thrown it away. Or donated it to a good cause.
(查尔斯:金柏没有手帕!)
-寻找那道光芒 -光芒 ? Look for the light ? ? The light... ?
-光芒 -光芒 - ? The light... ? - ? The light ?
光芒 ? The light ?
-我会在岸边为你守候 -我会在岸边为你守候 ? I will ? ? Wait at the shore for you ?
-我会挺过每一场风暴 -我会挺过每一场风暴 ? I will ? ? Weather each storm ? ? Standing by ?
-静静等待 -静静等待 - ? Standing by ? - ? Standing by till ?
-直到你安全无恙地从夜晚归来 -直到你安全无恙地从夜晚归来 - ? Safe you return from the night ? - ? Safe you return ? ? From the night... ?
我的爱是一座灯塔 ? My love is a lighthouse ?
当火花终于燃起火焰 而大家都能看见 When a spark finally catches fire, and everyone can see it,
那你唯一想站的位置 就是火焰中央 then the only place you wanna be is at the center of that fire.
因此 亲爱的 我亲爱的 ? So, darling ? ? My darling ?
但如果有一个人比其他人更加耀眼... But if one person is shining a little brighter than the others,
有时候你就是忍不住 这一行很竞争... sometimes you can't help it. It's a competitive business.
你可能得把它们消灭 You may need to snuff them out.
寻找那道光芒 ? Look for the light ?
光芒 ? The light ?
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