(前情提要)
你有轻微的心脏病发作 You've had a minor heart attack.
但我的健康程度还可以导戏吧 But I'm healthy enough to still direct a play, right?
你必须减轻压力 You need to reduce stress.
因为要是再有下次 可能就不轻微了 Because if there's a next time, it might not be so small.
我的评论本来会很严厉 My review was going to be a pan.
《临死之鸣》是经典 骇人的谋杀之谜 Death Rattle is a, is a classic, haunting, murder mystery.
不该太欢乐 It's not supposed to be fun.
这出戏就是不响亮 This one... just didn't sing.
我爸妈以为他们不孕 就领养了我 My folks adopted me when they thought they couldn't have kids.
后来却生下班 But then, they had Ben.
对了 那家伙老是惹是生非 A guy who, by the way, was always fucking up.
迪奇说过班抢走所有功劳 Dickie said that Ben always got the credit.
《毒蛇侠》是迪奇的创作 What, CoBro was Dickie's creation?
那就是动机 That's motive.
我得让你看个东西 I need to show you something.
这是我从罗芮塔的公寓拿的 I took this from Loretta's apartment.
四周前一个宿命般的夜晚 On a fateful night, four weeks ago,
好莱坞巨星班葛兰罗伊死了 而且是两次 Hollywood Superstar Ben Glenroy died. Twice.
我是梅宝摩拉 I'm Mabel Mora.
跟这次单飞的我 一起寻找答案吧 Join me, flying solo this time, in the search for answers
敬请收听新一季的《大楼谋杀疑云》 on a new season of Only Murders in the Building.
标签 血腥梅宝 #BloodyMabel.
戏剧的重点就是选择 Theater is all about choices.
你要分享什么 隐藏什么 What you share. What you hide.
(庆典剧院)
(《临死之鸣》)
别说同一个故事 连同样的台词都有无数种说法 The same story, even the same lines, can be delivered a million ways.
那些选择会改变一切 Those choices change everything.
我一次看戏 就爱上它了 When I saw my first play, I fell in love.
(《剧目》) (《无弦》)
我为我的人生做了选择 My choice for my life was made.
跟我一起去的是谁 Who ist that goes with me?
我是学校每部戏剧的主角 I was the lead in every school play.
我是中西部的最佳年轻女演员 I was "the best young actress in the Midwest,"
《克莱顿纪事报》的文章说的 according to an article in the Clayton Chronicle,
我爸是那里的编辑 where my dad was the editor.
但从纽约来访的导演也同意 But, a visiting director from New York agreed.
毕业以后 我要去百老汇 After graduation, I'd go to Broadway.
简单明了 直到情况彻底改变 It was all so clear. Until it wasn't.
(恭喜你成为新手妈妈 )
演戏的重点就是选择 Acting is all about choices
而我必须做出选择 and I had to make one.
(露台客运) (纽约)
当时镇上有一对夫妻没办法受孕 There was a couple in town who couldn't conceive,
我认为那样对大家最好 and I thought it was best for everyone.
(全城演艺经纪)
我到纽约以后 并没有一炮而红 There was no instant success when I got to New York.
也没有苦尽甘来 No delayed success either.
我开始纳闷 我是不是因为那个选择而受到惩罚 I began to wonder if I was being punished for my choice.
那家人捎来新的消息 The family sent me an update.
他们终于怀孕了 是个奇迹 They finally got pregnant. A miracle.
就这样 你有个弟弟了 And just like that, you had a baby brother.
你不孤单了 You wouldn't be alone.
我从远处跟着你 做了一本有关于你的书 好好珍藏着 I followed you from afar. I made a book about you, which I cherish,
但它也让我难过 因为我以为我再也见不到你了 but it also made me sad because I thought I'd never see you again.
但后来征兆出现了 But then, there it was. A sign.
(班葛兰罗伊前进百老汇)
终于有机会见到你了 A chance to finally meet you.
-罗芮塔德金 你还在吗 -对 Ready, Durkin, you still there? Yes!
对 嗨 真抱歉 Yes! Hi! Oh, hi. I-I'm so sorry, I thought--
我以为... 我的经纪人向我保证我会在名单上 My agent assured me that I was on the list.
你来了 There you were.
他是我的经纪人迪奇 This is my manager, Dickie.
他不只是我经纪人 也是我哥哥 He's not just my manager, he's also my brother.
我的宝贝儿子 My baby boy.
亲爱的 我亲爱的 ? So, darling My darling ?
近距离认识你的这几个月 就像作梦一样 These last few months, getting to know you, they have been a dream.
(我最亲爱的迪奇)
但我一直在骗你 But I've been lying to you.
我为什么要在今天告诉你呢 So why am I telling you this today?
因为是时候了 而且今天是我们的乐团彩排 Because it's time. And it's our sitzprobe rehearsal.
(古斯伯利剧院) (临死之鸣大惊奇)
乐团彩排 Sitzprobe.
当演员首次和管弦乐团一起表演 你会知道 When the actors first perform with an orchestra, and you learn
你所有选择的成果 是和谐之作还是骇人之作 if all your choices have produced something... harmonious or horrific.
以及还有没有时间挽救 And... if there's still time to make it all right.
《破案三人行》
本WEB版外挂字幕由 风吹来的那片云 双语合并
(第三季 第八集) (乐团彩排)
大日子耶 你觉得如何 Hey! Big day! How you feeling?
有点难相信这一天来了 Oh, I can't believe we're here.
听着 我... Listen, I was, um...
想知道我们晚点能谈谈吗 wondering if maybe we could... could talk later.
那个... You know...
我也可以把我写的东西交给你 然后跑掉 Or I could just hand you something that I wrote and run away.
好了 大伙 集合吧 Alright, everyone! Gather 'round.
-待会吃晚餐 -好 So, supper later?
-我很乐意 -好 - I'd love to. - Okay.
-祝你好运 -罗芮塔 - Hey, break a leg. - Thanks.
-你能加入我们吗 谢谢 -当然 Loretta! Would you care to join us? Of course!
谢谢你 好 Thank you. Thank you. Okay.
好了 Alright.
各位 这一刻到了 People, it's here.
乐团彩排 Sitzprobe!
我们会走走停停 I-It's gonna be stop and start.
会有人搞砸 There's gonna be fuck-ups.
会很混乱 It's gonna be messy,
但我们会坚持到最后的 but we're just gonna fight through, okay?
我需要大家全神贯注 别分心 And I need everyone to be dialed in. No distractions.
我们先休息两分钟 Uh, actually, let's take two.
哈尔德 你能看着吗 谢了 Uh, Howard, could you mind the shop? Thanks.
两分钟 各位 别逼我用哨子 Two minutes, people! Don't make me use the whistle!
别分心 No distractions.
那是史玛柯里的饼干吗 Ooh, do I smell Schmackary's cookies?
你自己录了线上电台 You released a podcast without us?
我以为你不在乎这起调查 Thought you didn't care about this investigation.
我不在乎 但我保留被排挤时感到受伤的权利 I don't, but I reserve the right to be hurt when I'm excluded from things.
梅宝 你跑哪去了 Mabel, where have you been?
你知道有人住在你阿姨的公寓吗 Are you aware someone is living in your aunt's apartment?
我暂时借住在西欧家 I've been crashing with Theo for now.
跟托伯特浓不顺利吗 Trouble in Candyland with Toblerone?
我帮托伯特取的昵称 我现在喜欢他 That's my affectionate nickname for Tobert, who I like by the way,
也认可他... and who I approve of.
我跟托伯特很好 谢了 Tobert and I are fine, thanks.
他去做商业摄影了 他有留些设备给我 He's at a commercial shoot, and he lent me some gear.
GoPro耶 Whoa! GoPro!
你有嫌犯了 Do you have a suspect?
我还有很多事要厘清 但我的直觉指向迪奇 Oh, I have a lot to figure out, but my gut keeps telling me it's Dickie.
我早就叫你别靠近... I told you to stay away f--
其实我不介意是迪奇 Actually, I don't mind Dickie.
他不是演员 Not in the cast.
好 就迪奇吧 是迪奇干的 Yes, let's go with Dickie. Dickie did it.
你的优先事项显然都没变耶 Wow, I can see your priorities haven't changed.
还有一件事也没变 我们是多棒的团队 Hey, you know what else hasn't changed? What a terrific team we make.
我们回来了 三人组回来了 We're back! The trio is back!
数到三喊「三人组」 一... "Trio" on three! One...
欢迎加入 Any, any time now.
我猜你们随时会把手放上来 I'm guessing you're gonna put your hand in any minute now.
二... And two!
来到失败边缘了 两位 快点 You're cutting it awfully close, you two. Come on.
帕南先生请上台 Mr. Putnam to the stage.
除非你要我当导演 因为我会的 Unless you want me to direct? Because I will do that.
好 他失控了 Okay, he's out of control.
当你身为夜行生物 ? When you're a creature of the night ?
在午夜凄凉的雨中 你是否能如此疯狂 ? In the bleak midnight rain, could you go So insane! ?
夜行生物 ? A creature of the night ?
在刺骨的寒冷中... ? In the bone-chilling cold as the madness takes hold ?
(托伯特:靠 )
(你是对的 )
看到鲜血滴滴滴 而你的手开始没力 ? See the blood drip, drip, drip While your grip starts to slip ?
你的心魔是否栖息在 你不敢见光的那一面 ? Do your demons reside In the side that you hide from the light? ?
你是夜行... ? Are you a creature... ?
(嫌犯获释) (葛兰罗伊案凶手仍在逃)
生物吗 ? Of the night? ?
是你吗
拜托大家专心点 Focus, everyone! Please focus!
我需要你们专心 - I need your focus! - ? Of the night ?
(凯西:那家伙没杀班 )
是你吗 真的吗 ? Is it you? Is it true? ?
在世界的边缘 有具尸体蜷缩不全 ? At the edge of the world A body lies cold ?
夜行生物 ? A creature of the night! ?
然后保母出场 And cue the nanny.
谁会去那里 Who goes there?
纽约警局 你们这些混蛋 NYPD, motherfuckers!
那个跟踪狂没有杀人 The stalker, he didn't do it.
他超诡异的 但他不是凶手 He's creepy as fuck, but he is not the killer.
凶手就在现场人员之中 The killer is someone in this room.
该死 我一直想说那句话 Goddammit! I always wanted to say that shit.
听起来如何 有力吗 How did it sound, boys? Did it sound strong to you?
-对 对 -我... - Yeah, yeah. - I--
那是我的萝西哈特吗 Is that my Roxie?
妹子 Girl!
我看了《芝加哥》 我告诉你 I saw Chicago. Let me tell you something.
你在舞台上的表现棒得要命 Your work on that stage is a goddamn delight.
天啊 别说了 Oh, my God, stop.
-你才别说了 -你才别说了 No, you stop! - No, you stop!
我真的很不想把你关起来 I would really hate to lock yo ass up!
所有人都跟我们走 快点 Everybody, let's go! Come on!
-我们要去警局 -等等 等等 We moving it downtown!
-听着 -怎么回事 Look,
我不是要在你完美执行的 惊喜团聚上浇冷水 not to pour cold water on this perfectly executed surprise reunion,
但凶手为什么一定是这里的人 but... why does it have to be someone from here?
可能是亚柯尼亚大楼的人 Couldn't it be someone from the Arconia?
或是离奇的意外啊 Or a, a damn freak accident?
班葛兰罗伊在开演前被人下毒... Ben Glenroy was poisoned before opening night,
凶手却巧妙掩盖过去 which they conveniently covered up,
代表他是这里的人 so that means it's someone in here.
-离奇的中毒意外 -奥利佛 A freak accident p-poisoning? Oliver...
好 Okay.
给我两分钟 到台下谈 Two minutes. Off stage.
拜托 Please?
好吧 Alright.
-就两分钟 -好 好 两... - But, two minutes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I-- Two--
-那样就够了 -走吧 That's, that's all we need. Come on, guys.
奥利佛 Oliver.
快说我看到幻觉 那个女人并不在这里 Tell me I'm hallucinating, and that woman isn't really here.
别担心 威廉斯警探是老朋友 Oh, don't worry. Uh, Detective Williams is an old friend.
不是 No.
是她 Her.
好 Y-Yes, uh,
是我邀麦欣来的 Maxine, I invited.
我知道这不常见 但... I know it's not normally done, but--
让剧评看乐团彩排 大家不这么做是有原因的 A critic at sitzprobe? It's never done! For good reason.
麦欣 我作过有关那个女人的噩梦 And Maxine? I have nightmares about that woman.
麦欣不喜欢这出戏的第一个版本 Look, Maxine did not love the first version of the show.
我心想 何不让她对音乐剧版有所期待 So, I thought, why not get her excited about the musical version?
让大家兴奋起来吧 Let's build buzz, people.
所以这里有剧评跟警察 So, we've got cops and a critic here?
大家都想要座无虚席嘛 Everybody loves a packed house.
别搞砸 奥利佛 Don't fuck this up, Oliver.
我们在这个剧院里的每一分钟都在烧钱 We are literally lighting cash on fire every minute we're in this theater.
你也放松点 And loosen up.
你看起来跟我们做的灯塔一样僵硬 You look as wooden as that fucking lighthouse we built.
天啊 你会爱死《芝加哥》的 你看过电影版吗 Oh, my gosh, I love Chicago. Now, have you seen the movie version?
有皇后拉蒂法的 Oh. With Queen Latifah?
-嘿 嘿 -你知道的 - You know-- - Hey! Hey, hey, hey.
我有个想法 在这里进行审讯吧 Fun thought. Interrogations happen here!
盘问嫌犯 享受音乐 Question a suspect, take in a tune.
谋杀案何必老是搞得这么沉闷 I mean, why does murder always have to be such a dreary business anyway?
对 演员很难搞 Yeah, and you know actors.
你想让他们开口 就得让他们舒舒服服的 I mean, you've gotta make 'em comfortable if you wanna get 'em to talk.
对 他们都是怪咖 Yeah, they're a weird-ass bunch.
而且我能帮忙 像是扮黑脸 或是帮你买拿铁 A-And I could help. Like, play bad cop, or, you know, get you a latte.
不了 你做的够多了 摩拉 Nah, you've done more than enough, Mora.
因为你的线上电台 我被踢出社区服务的轻松案子 Because of your podcast, I got kicked off a cushy-ass gig at Community Services.
你们知道我本来只要管个运动场吗 Do you know that I was in charge of a playground?
我就知道 都是梅宝的错 单独在我们的线上电台运动场捣乱 I knew it. This is Mabel's fault, swinging solo in our podcast playground.
我们别用「错」这种责怪性字眼 请用中性说法 Let's stay away from blaming words like "fault." Neutral language, please.
你们在吵架 Y'all are fighting.
算了 别告诉我 我根本不在乎 Actually, you know what? Don't tell me. I don't even care.
我要去找个房间来进行审问 I'm gonna go find a room to do some interrogations.
奥利佛 我知道我们最近意见不合 Oliver, I know you and I haven't been seeing eye-to-eye,
但我们得听到审问内容 but we've got to get in on those interviews.
听着 我的戏已经命悬一线了 Look, my show is hanging on by a thread here.
只有找到凶手 你的戏才能上演 Finding this killer is the only way that you'll actually have an opening night.
她说得对 我们回来了 She's right. We're back. Whoa-ho-ho!
手伸出来 快点 Hands in! Let's go!
我发现案子的重大突破 快跟我来 I made a huge break in the case. You gotta come with me.
只有梅宝 Mm, just Mabel.
有一整柜喀什米尔的王牌调查员 The ace investigator with a closet full of cashmere.
我下辈子想当她 I wanna be her in a next life.
跟我来 Follow me.
没关系 我去盯着威廉斯 It's okay. Go. I'll spy on Williams.
-真的吗 -对 - Seriously? - Yes, yes.
对 如果破案代表我能挽救我的戏 那我加入 I-If-If cracking this case means I save my show, I'm in.
已经...过很久了 It's just, it's been a minute.
梅宝 相信我们的能力 Mabel, trust us. We've got this.
梅宝 走吧 Mabel! Come on.
-威廉斯 -对 好 - Williams! - Yeah, okay.
警察一来 我就跑来碎 我写的精灵老爹跟幽灵王的同人小说 So when the cops came, I rushed in here to shred my Papa Smurf-Skeletor slash-fic.
被错的人拿到 可能会产生误解 In the wrong hands, it could be misunderstood.
结果发生这件事 Then, this happened.
这就是首演夜的怪声 The spooky sound from opening night,
我在找扫把 而门被锁住的时候 when I was looking for the broom, and the door was locked.
有人在这里碎文件 Someone was in here shredding something.
对 所以我们有两个问题 Yes! So we're left with two questions.
班葛兰罗伊被下毒前 这里发生什么事 What was happening in here right before Ben Glenroy was poisoned,
我能上你的线上电台吗 and can I be on your podcast?
我不知道 这未必跟班的死有关联 I don't know. I mean, it could be linked to Ben's death, or it could not be.
而且证据已经被摧毁了 Either way, the evidence is destroyed.
我们可以把它拼回来 We can reassemble it.
我可以 I can.
我是找字和拼字大师 I am a master at word searches and jumbles.
我小时候人缘差 I was an unpopular child.
不会吧 No.
任何一个字 我都能列出它的字母能另外拼出的字 I can take any word and list every word you can make out of its letters.
以「谜团」为例 可以拼出「上」跟... Take "puzzle," for example. From "puzzle," you can make "up" and...
其实好像就只有「上」了 Actually, "up" might be the only word in puzzle.
这个例子不好 给我别的字 That was a bad example. Give me another word, Mabel.
-「宝藏」 -「擦除」 「严峻」 「老鼠」 Uh! Uh, "treasure." "Erasure," "austere," "rats."
梅宝 我们没时间列出所有字了 我们得拼凑这些 Mabel, we don't have time to list them all! We need to reassemble these!
-其中可能有线索 -好 我能帮忙 There might be a clue. Okay, I can help.
-很好 帮我拿透明胶带 -不 我真的能帮忙 Great. Go get me some scotch tape. No, I can actually help.
我也很擅长解谜 I mean, puzzles are kind of my thing, too.
外头有个杀人犯 这是我的强项 There's a killer on the loose! This is what I do!
去拿透明胶带 然后给我滚远一点 Go get me scotch tape, then get the hell out of my way.
(查尔斯海登萨维奇)
看吧 很适合当乐团彩排期间的审问室 See? Perfect for sitting and probing during sitzprobe?
这里光线充足 You got your low lighting,
有人体工学椅 you got an ergonomic chair,
过期的《纽约客》 精彩的《街谈巷议》专栏 uh, back issues of The New Yorker. A fantastic "Talk of the Town" piece
内容是关于 住在古根汉美术馆时钟里的鸽子 about a pigeon who lives in a clock at the Guggenheim.
我才懒得看你的老人杂志 Yeah, I don't give a damn about your old-man magazines,
但我喜欢好椅子 but I do love a good chair.
-有腰撑吗 -当然有 Lumbar support? For days!
好 Okay.
年轻人 进来坐下吧 谢谢你 Young man, come and have a seat. Ah, yeah. Thank you.
查尔斯 我不跟你聊 快出去 Charles, I'm not talking till you get up and go.
好吧 玩得开心点 Okay. Sure. Yeah. Have fun.
好 那么... Okay, so...
请你离开 Please leave. Sorry about that.
不好意思 Uh, so opening night,
首演夜你是几点到剧院的 you arrived at the theater at what time?
-我想想 我比金柏早到... -抱歉 抱歉 Um, let's see, I-I got here before Kimber-- Excuse me, excuse me.
我只是在找我的重力毯 I'm just looking for my weighted blanket.
你继续问话 当我不在这里 Just continue the questioning like I'm not even here. Blanket...
-你几点到这里的 - 5点左右 You got here at what time? Um, I think around 5:00.
-好 下午5点 -老天 Okay, 5:00 p.m.? And did you get in contact
你有联络你们的舞台监督吗 with your stage manager at all?
老天 这玩意大概有60磅重 Jeez! These things weigh, like, 60 pounds.
是一个小个子的重量 It's like the weight of a small man!
或是好抱的大狗 Or a big cozy dog.
查尔斯 别闹了 给我出去 Charles. Knock it off. Get outta here.
问题是我现在被压住了 Well, the trouble is I'm weighted down now.
动弹不得 I can't hardly move.
这样吧 我不会听的 I'll tell you what, I just won't listen.
你看看 Huh! Look at this.
对 就这样 Yeah, here we go.
是哪个匹克威... Whatever.
总之 你说你5点到这里 So you got here at what time? You said 5?
-对 -你有通知舞台监督吗 - Yes. - And did you notify the stage manager?
没有 我忘了通知KT I did not. I forgot to notify her--
抱歉 抱歉 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
-嘿 -什么 Hey. - What?!
我知道你想干嘛 I know what you're doing!
我在练习我的诙谐歌 不是我要吹牛 I'm just practicing my patter song. A-And not to brag,
但我现在能一口气唱四句 而不恐慌发作了 but I can do four lines in a row now without going into a panic attack.
好 那不算吹牛 出去 Yeah, that's not really a brag. Get out!
(罗芮塔:我们能谈谈吗 )
请进 Come in.
你好 Hello.
你从我的公寓拿了东西 You took something from my apartment.
对不对 Didn't you?
对 我拿了 Yes, I did.
我不该拿的 And I shouldn't have.
你不需要给我任何解释 You don't owe me any explanation.
这本书确实有点怪 但是... I mean, sure, th-the book is a little odd, but, uh,
重点是 你不必告诉我 th-th-the point is, y-y-you don't need to tell me.
谢谢你 Thank you.
这时候你应该说明这本书背后的故事 See, this is where you jump in a-and tell the story behind the book,
我们才能放下 绝口不提 so we can move on and never speak of it again.
你不信任我 You don't trust me.
我当然信任你 Of course, I trust you.
我很困惑 但我可没认为你是凶手 I-I was confused. But it's not like I think you're the killer.
事实上 梅宝认为是迪奇 而她没说错过 In fact, Mabel thinks it's Dickie, and Mabel's never wrong.
除了她建议我删掉剧中会唱歌的螃蟹人 Except when she suggested that I remove the singing crab people from the show.
真是疯了 I mean, that's just lunacy.
迪奇 为什么是迪奇 Dickie? Why Dickie?
那个 I mean...
他是班的怪哥哥 Ben's creepy brother?
我可以想象 I can see it.
罗芮塔请上台唱《保母的摇篮曲》 Loretta to the stage for The Nanny's Lullaby.
罗芮塔请上台 Loretta to the stage. So...
-好 他们在叫你 -我得走了 - Yeah, yeah. I gotta go. - Yeah, got you. Just...
然后我的家人搬到佛罗里达 我觉得很难受 And then my family, they moved down to Florida, which was really tough on me...
因为我妈只有一只脚 ...because my mother only has one foot--
波波 波波 拜托 Bobo. Bobo, please.
我再提醒你一次 这是警方问话 Again, I'm gonna remind you, this is a police interview.
-别讲那些家庭故事 专心点 -好 Cut all that family shit out. Okay, okay.
幕升起前五分钟 你在哪里 Now, focus. Five minutes before the curtain went up, where were you?
-我... -一下子就好 - I-- - Very quickly.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
我只想代查尔斯道歉 他会怪里怪气都是我不好 I just wanted to say sorry for Charles. I-It's my fault he's acting up, you know.
我给他一首诙谐歌 这是戏剧用语... I-I... I gave him a patter song, which is theater parlance--
我知道诙谐歌是什么 I know what the fuck a patter song is.
吉伯特与苏利文开创的吧 Is it the Gilbert & Sullivan thing, right?
就像《班战斯的海...不行 不能闲聊 Like Pirates of the Pen-- You know what? No! We're not doing this!
不能闲聊 专心点 We're not doing this. Stay focused, now.
总之 那让他的焦虑程度破表 Anyway, it ratcheted up his anxiety to a whole new level.
我不知道你有没有撞过鹿 Now, I don't know if you've ever hit a deer,
但车子撞上去之前的那一刻 它们有种眼神 but in the moment before your car makes impact, there's a look in their eyes--
查尔斯就像那些鹿 And Charles is the deer.
我懂了 I got it.
真的吗 Do you, though?
也许我该留下来... Maybe I just stay here...
不行 No.
直到我想出合适 压倒性的比方 ...until I think of the right devastating analogy.
-帕南 -什么事 - Putnam? - What?
给我滚出去 Get the fuck out!
好 Okay.
把门关上 Close the door!
好 Oh, yes.
很高兴见到你 Good seeing you.
说真的 剧院到底需要多少彩色装饰胶带 Seriously? How many rolls of colored masking tape does a theater need?
透明胶带在哪里 Where's the scotch tape?
那是定位胶带 我有透明胶带 来 Hey. That's spike tape. I got you. Here.
我都随身带着它 I never go anywhere without it.
我的副业是专业礼品包装师 Side gig as a professional gift wrapper.
谢谢你 Thank you.
那个... So, um...
奥利佛说你在调查 Oliver says that you're investigating.
也许我该听听你的推论 帮你一起想 So I thought, "Hm. Maybe I should find out what your theory is and lend a hand?"
有时候凶手会刻意参与调查 You know, killers sometimes insert themselves into investigations.
真好笑 Oh. (laughs) That's really funny.
不是 我真的只是想帮忙 No! No, I just really wanna help.
这出戏对我来说意义重大 I mean, this show means the world to me.
天啊 它应该是我的百老汇出道作 God, it's supposed to be my Broadway debut.
真是的 For God's sake.
我也拖得够久了 Took me long enough.
大器晚成没什么不好 There's nothing wrong with being a late bloomer.
我自己就是 I'm one myself.
我觉得是迪奇 I'm looking at Dickie.
你不希望是他 对吧 Oh, you don't want it to be him, do you?
我知道你跟他关系不错 I mean, I know you have a relationship with him.
什...什么意思 What do-- Wh-What do you mean?
-他不是你的经纪人吗 -对 他是我的... Isn't he your manager or something? Oh, yeah! He-- Yeah, he's my m--
我当然不希望是他 但我也不认为是他做的 Of course, I don't want it to be him, but I also don't think he did it.
迪奇是很乖的孩子 I mean, Dickie's just a really good kid.
他不是50岁了吗 Isn't he, like, 50?
对 他是个孩子 Yeah, he's a child.
但下毒的事呢 Well, but what about poison?
不是我性别歧视 但那比较像女人的手法 You know, not to be sexist, but that is more a woman's method.
迪奇负责控管班的食物 Well, Dickie was in charge of Ben's food.
简单又方便啊 Could be easy and convenient.
好 但在我们指控他之前 Uh, yeah, but before we pin it on him,
你应该知道 这出戏的卡司有很多更怪的人 you should know that there is a cast of... much odder characters around this show.
我随便说一个 波波 I'm just gonna throw a name out. Bobo.
我们不太了解波波 对吧 We don't really know Bobo, do we?
他是很逗趣 但那是不是在掩饰某种险恶呢 I mean, he's the comic relief, but, um, is the comedy hiding something sinister?
下毒不是女人的手法吗 I thought poison was a woman's method.
对 对啦 还有KT 那个贱人 Oh, yeah. Right, right. So... Mm, KT! What a bitch.
可能是... Could be...
我要试着想象迪奇是杀人犯 然后... I'm just trying to, um, picture Dickie as a murderer, and, um...
等一下 等一下 Uh, hold on, hold on, hold on.
不行 没办法 抱歉 And no. I can't. Sorry.
我实在无法想象 I just can't picture it.
谢了 Thanks.
查尔斯海登萨维奇请上台 唱《匹克威三胞胎》 Charles-Haden Savage to the stage for The Pickwick Triplets.
老天保佑 God help us all.
我真的得唱整首歌 I really have to do the whole thing?
对 整整2分46秒 Yes. All two minutes, 46 seconds.
别来白色房间那套 别一唱就装头痛 No White Room. No fake migraine one verse in.
嗨 Hi.
好 开始吧 Okay, here we go.
看就对了 看就对了 Just watch. Just watch.
三个小宝宝在他们的摇篮里 天使般的三胞胎 ? Three little babes In their bassinets Angelic little triplets ?
或是三重威胁 ? Or triple threats? ?
他们或许骗过了别人 但他们骗不了我 ? They might have fooled the others But they won't fool me ?
该严厉审问这三个 正在长牙齿 生闷气的小朋友了 ? It's time to give these teething, seething three The third degree ?
是哪个匹克威三胞胎做的 哪一个会犯下如此罪行 ? Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it? Who of the crew would commit this crime? ?
小子岂能让妈咪应声落地 ? Might a little brat make a mommy go splat? ?
以童谣来说 这故事太血腥 ? It's a story pretty gory for a nursery rhyme ?
是哪个匹克威三胞胎做的 哪一个有力气杀人 ? Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it? Which of the spawn had the brawn to kill? ?
婴儿岂会因弑母受审 咕叽咕叽咕 ? Will a baby get tried for matricide? Coochie-coochie coo ?
你或你或你最好快坦承 ? Time for you or you or you to admit it ?
事不宜迟 快找出是哪个匹克威三胞胎做的 ? So, quick as a whip Gotta pick which Pickwick Triplet did it ?
身穿粉红色的潘妮勒碧异味阵阵 ? Penelope in pink sure is making quite a stink ?
难道她有所掩饰 ? Is she trying to throw me off the scent? ?
虽然她眨着小眼 却可能是伪装的杀手 ? Though she bats her little eyes Is she a killer in disguise? ?
尿布里全是犯罪意图 ? With a diaper full of criminal intent ?
爱打扮的派屈克生性恶劣 他的食欲如此恶毒 ? Preening Patrick is pernicious With an appetite so vicious ?
他会带着冷笑咬下喂他吃饭的手 ? He would bite the hand that feeds him with a sneer ?
但那个孽子真能策划这起阴谋 ? But could that rotten tot Be behind this evil plot? ?
从蹒跚学步走向杀人之路 ? Baby-stepping towards a murderous career ?
噘着嘴的帕可看似腼腆 却有着坏心眼 ? Pouty little Paco's looking coy But he's a bad, bad boy ?
帕可的爱好可能是毁灭世界 ? Could Paco's passion prove apocalyptic? ?
这小子是否曾拿着奶嘴和摇铃打斗 ? With his paci and his rattle Did this pisher go to battle? ?
证明他是匹克威三子中的凶嫌 ? Proving he's the perp amidst this Pickwick triptych ?
在匹克威之众的恶棍谜团中 ? In this picaresque puzzle of the Pickwick pack ?
灯塔可会照亮线索 是哪个孩子给老母亲一掴 ? Will a lighthouse shed some light On which kid gave ol' Mom a whack? ?
我有个婴儿要起诉 ? There's an infant to indict ?
我今晚就要逮捕这个小恶徒 ? I'll book this little crook tonight ?
是哪个匹克威三胞胎做的 哪一个会犯下如此罪行 ? But, which of the Pickwick Triplets did it? Who of the crew would commit this crime? ?
小子岂能让妈咪应声落地 ? Which little brat made Mommy go splat? ?
哪张床 哪个手足会吃牢饭 ? Which crib, which sib will be doing hard time? ?
是哪个匹克威三胞胎做的 哪一个有力气杀人 ? Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it? Which little putz had the guts to kill? ?
我会像法医界的儿科医生般完成调查 ? Like a forensic pediatrician I'll complete this inquisition ?
我会揪出摇篮中那只推人的小手 ? I will name the neonatal From the cradle that proved fatal ?
我会找到谋害亲娘的凶手 ? I will find the perpetrator Who did murder to their maker ?
我没办法吃晚餐了 警察要找我问话 I can't do dinner tonight. The cops said they need to talk to me.
为什么 是什么事 Why? What about?
不会是好事 It can't be good.
或者...咕叽咕叽咕 ? Or coochie-coochie coo ?
万一那都不是真的呢 ? What if none of it is true? ?
我的调查是否太草率 ? Has my inspection been too cursory? ?
我是否该走出这个婴儿房 ? Should I look outside this nursery? ?
万一匹克威三胞胎都没有杀人 ? What if none of the Pickwick Triplets did it? ?
谁会有致命动机 又将它藏起 ? Who'd have had a menacing motive and hid it? ?
谁 谁 谁 ? Who? Who? Who? ?
我选你 ? Well, I pick You! ?
这里大概没有重要文件 There probably wasn't anything important in here.
这主意真蠢 It was a dumb idea.
-我只有蠢主意 -好吧 - I'm full of them. - Uh-huh.
哇 别反驳我嘛 Oh, wow. Don't even push back.
也是啦 别溺爱我 But, fair. Don't coddle me.
(老鼠药)
嘿 Hey...
你是对的 You were right.
首演夜 凶手可能就站在这里 Our killer might have stood right here on opening night.
里面确实有重要文件 只有你找得到 There's something important in there, and only you can find it.
我没什么把握 I don't know if I can.
哈尔德 「坚决」还能拼成什么字 Howard, what are the words in "determined"?
「疲倦」 「否定」 "Tired." "Denied."
继续想 Keep going.
「补救」 "Remedied."
「挽回」 "Redeem."
「我」 "Me."
哇 这招比我预期的更有效 Oh. That worked better than I expected.
看吧 你可以的 See? You can do this.
我确实发现这个 I did find this.
这是首演夜的日期 That's the date of opening night.
好 找出有同样字型的纸张 Okay, find all the other pieces with the same font.
谁知道 你或许能上线上电台 Who knows, you might get a spot on the podcast.
我能上线上电台 I can be on the podcast?
我说「可能」跟「谁知道」 I said "might" and "who knows."
我会需要更多该死的胶带 I'm gonna need a lot more fucking tape.
她来了 - Here she comes. - Alright.
看来威廉斯那边没什么收获 So! I'm assuming no luck with Williams?
很有趣吧 她这样怀疑我们 Funny, isn't it? The way she doubts us.
她认为我们是蠢蛋 Oh, she thinks we're fools.
但那是因为我们很擅长玩弄别人 But that's only because we're so skilled at playing them.
真怪 但好吧 Weird flex, but okay.
我们有审问的影片 We have the interrogations on tape.
影片 On tape?
查尔斯 我们为她解说一下吧 Charles, let's bring the lady up to speed.
这个嘛 我先进去 Well, I went in first...
让威廉斯以为我只是个想偷听的白痴 ...making Williams think I was just an idiot trying to eavesdrop.
但我其实是在激起她的兴趣 But, really, I was piquing her interest.
因为威廉斯警探是个剧场迷 For, you see, Detective Williams is a theater nut.
是哪个匹克威三胞胎做的 ? Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it? ?
我们知道她会对诙谐歌有兴趣 We knew she'd be interested in a patter song,
如果查尔斯会自取其辱 更有吸引力 and doubly so if it involved Charles absolutely humiliating himself.
我不知道你有没有撞过鹿 Now, I don't know if you've ever hit a deer...
接着我描绘了查尔斯在台上会有多悲剧 So, I painted a picture of just how tragic Charles was on stage.
诱饵设好了 The bait was set.
你得让我有时间溜过那堆警察身旁 You need to get me the time to sneak past this phalanx of coppers
我才能把它架好 so I can set it all up.
-交给我吧 -好 - I've got this. - Okay.
一个字接着一个字说就好 I just have to say one word after another.
-一个字 对 -超越人类应有的语速 One word, yes. Faster than any human ever should.
她上钩了 She took it,
审问室这下空无一人 and the interrogation room was left unattended.
当然 为了给奥利佛足够的时间 Of course, in order to give Oliver the time needed,
我必须唱完整首歌 I had to get through all of it.
一字不漏 Didn't miss a word.
所以你们用托伯特的GoPro... So, you're saying, with Tobert's GoPro--
我们全都录下来了 We recorded everything.
所有重要的审问内容 All the big interrogations.
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
好像没必要搞得这么复杂 但你们真的做到了 That sounds so unnecessarily complicated, but you guys actually did it.
对啊 Uh-huh.
你知道有必要的是什么 You know what this calls for.
想跟我一起做线上电台吗 Wanna make a podcast with me?
天啊 这样好老套 Oh, my God, this is corny.
-非常老套 -就是说啊 - So corny. - I know, it is.
对 老套极了 So, so corny.
-但很好 很可爱 -很有趣 But it was, it was good. It was cute.
-是啊 -很可爱 - It's fun, yeah. - It's cute.
-谋杀案 -好 - Murder? - Yeah.
谋杀案 Murder, yeah.
紧张 Nerves.
是啊 Yeah.
在娱乐界40年了 我还是会紧张 Forty years in show business, and I've still got 'em.
谁不会呢 Who doesn't?
你还好吗 亲爱的 Is everything alright, dear?
还好 只是我自己也在紧张 Oh. Yeah. I just have some nerves of my own.
当然了 Of course.
我猜你看到麦欣史皮尔了 You saw Maxine Spear out there, I take it.
我们为这出戏冒了很大的险 It's quite a big swing we've taken with this show,
努力挽救它 trying to save it.
我没想到我能撑住 I don't know that I would've hung on
都是为了小克 if it weren't for Cliff.
-他的第一出戏 -我知道 - His first show. - I know.
当妈妈的就是忍不住 As a mother, you can't help it.
一辈子都在为你的孩子着想 You spend your whole life looking out for your child.
从来没停过 It never stops.
你会想尽办法确保他们没事 And you'll do anything to make sure they're okay.
接着是最后一首吧 The final number's next, right?
罗芮塔人呢 Okay, where's Loretta?
我们正在找她 We're looking for her.
希望你会找到她 I do hope you find her.
她真的不同凡响 奥利佛 She's really quite extraordinary, Oliver.
你喜欢你看到的 So you like what you're seeing?
我上次看这出戏的预演时 觉得毫无希望 Well, when I last saw this show in previews, I thought there was no hope,
当我听说你要把它变成音乐剧 and when I heard you were making it into a musical,
我好期待能猛烈抨击你的歌舞梦 I got so excited that I was gonna savage your toe-tapping dreams.
但这个 这个... But this, this, this, this...
是纯粹的奥利佛帕南 is pure Oliver Putnam.
告诉我 麦欣 它响亮吗 Uh, tell me, Maxine, does it sing?
等着看我的评论吧 You'll have to wait for my review.
是你啊 Here you are.
你不是应该为重要的压轴曲做准备吗 Hey, shouldn't you be getting ready for your big final number?
是啊 Oh yeah.
回到这剧院感觉怪怪的 Something about being back in this theater.
我只是 I just...
一直想到... keep thinking about--
首演夜 Opening night?
我知道 I know.
我一直想到我和班的争执 I keep thinking about the fight I had with Ben
就在他... right before he...
你知道的 You know,
他说我对他来说已经死了 he said I was dead to him.
你当时又不知道他... Look, you c-couldn't have known that--
我难过的不是让他伤心 No, it's not that. I'm not upset I hurt his feelings.
他是个混蛋 He was a prick.
我知道他隔天早上就会把我拖回去 I just knew the next morning, he'd rope me back in.
但当他死了 But when he was gone,
在那几个短暂的片刻 我... for those few brief moments, I just--
我觉得好自由 I felt free.
然后他回来了 And then he was back.
我又被困住了 I was trapped again.
我再也受不了了 I couldn't take it anymore.
你懂吗 You understand?
我当然懂 Of course, I do.
罗芮塔请上台唱《为了孩子》 Loretta to the stage for The Sake of a Child.
罗芮塔请上台 Loretta to the stage.
你有什么话要对我说吗 Was there something you needed to say to me?
你不该承受这些 You didn't deserve this.
这一切根本不该发生的 None of this ever should have happened.
这不是你的错 It's not your fault.
你是这几个月来最棒的部分 You are the best part about these last few months for me.
罗芮塔 我能不能... Loretta, Loretta, U-Uh, c-can I--
迪奇 一下就好 谢了 - Yeah. - Give me just one s-- Thanks.
我们会从你唱的部分开始 We're gonna start with your part of the song.
-你就专注... -不是强纳森 - And just focus-- - Okay, not Jonathan?
对 我们待会再让他唱 Yeah, well, we'll do that in a little bit, um...
听我说 我知道你在生我的气 And listen to me. I know that you're upset with me.
没关系 没关系 And that's fine. That's fine.
但我必须说 我真的信任你 But, I-I need to say that I do trust you.
我也不在乎那本书 And I-I don't care about the book.
我一点都不在乎 I don't care about any of it.
我只想跟你在一起 I just wanna be with you.
演好我们的戏 To do our show.
抱歉 是我们的名剧 Excuse me, our hit show,
然后回到你有趣的小公寓 在你怀中睡着 and go home to your funny little apartment and just fall asleep in your arms.
奥利佛 你不必... Oliver, you don't have to--
不 有必要 No, I do.
不只如此 And there's more.
有件事很重要 And it's a biggie.
我爱你 I love you.
哇 Wow,
好久没说这句话了 I haven't said those words in a minute.
但感觉很合适 But you know what? It felt right.
所以我要再说一次 So I'm gonna say it again.
听好了 Here it goes.
我爱你 I love you.
罗芮塔 Loretta!
我们需要你上台 拜托 We need you up here, please.
好吧 Okay, well...
祝你好运 ...break a leg.
时间不等人 Clock is ticking.
来了 Coming.
保母唯一的职责就是照顾孩子 ? A nanny's only duty is to the children ?
让他们待在她安全的襁褓中 ? To keep them swaddled in the safety of her care ?
凭着钢铁般的强劲意志 ? With a fierce and iron will ?
她会战斗 她会杀人 ? She would fight, and she would kill ?
若被人伤害 她会勃然大怒 ? If she's poked, she'll be provoke-- ?
而我... ? And like... ?
真抱歉 I'm so sorry.
(迪奇)
我听不到节奏 I can't hear the, um, rhythm.
可以只有钢琴跟管弦乐团吗 Can I just have the piano in the orchestra?
我听不到节奏 Like, I can't hear the rhythm.
然后我再加入... And then, I'll come in on the...
好 Yeah.
保母在压力下仍保有耐心 ? A nanny keeps her patience under pressure ?
尽可能坚强与机智 ? Forceful and resourceful as can be ?
无论碰到什么难题 ? No matter what you might hurl toward her ?
她都能让家中井然有序 ? She keeps the goddamn house in order ?
但如果你想要那些孩子 ? But if you want those kids ?
就必须经过 ? You have to go through... ?
我这关 ? Me ?
查尔斯 这些不是班的照片 Charles... these aren't photos of Ben.
而是迪奇的照片 They're photos of Dickie.
为了孩子 我愿放弃生命 ? For the sake of a child I'd give my life completely ?
为了孩子 我愿出入地狱 ? For the sake of a child To Hell and back I'd go ?
我不会屈服 不会崩溃 ? No, I won't bend and I won't break ?
此事攸关宝贵人命 ? There are precious lives at stake ?
我死都不会放他走 ? I'll die before I'd ever let him go ?
不要 ? No! ?
为了...不 ? For the sake, no! For the sake ?
为了...停下来 ? Stop! For the sake, wait! ?
为了...等等 Sorry!
别这么做...
是我做的 I did it.
我杀了班 I killed Ben.
我在他恶心的蛋白饮里面下毒 I put poison in his disgusting protein drink
在首演夜 他上台之前 just before we went on stage opening night.
后来那没有用 他在派对现身 And then when that didn't work, he showed up at the party,
我就把他推下电梯井 and I... I pushed him down the elevator shaft.
罗芮塔 不要 Loretta, no. No, no!
我不会再让另一个无辜的人 为我做的事入狱 I'm not gonna let another innocent man go to jail for what I did.
-拜托你别这么做 -该死 Please don't do this! Damn.
我留下来看戏 但你真的很行 保母 I stayed for the drama, but you definitely brought it, Nanny.
别碰她 你们不能这么做 Leave her alone! You can't do this!
-他妈的放开... -抱歉 奥利佛 I'm sorry, Oliver.
我真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
你得跟我们走 女士 Come on, you're coming with us, ma'am.
天啊 Oh God.
天啊 Oh, my God.
奥利佛 Oliver?
怎么了 奥利佛 What's going on? Oliver! Hey!
-奥利佛 -奥利佛 醒醒 Oliver, wake up.
快打电话 快求救 Call somebody! Get some help!
-奥利佛 -打电话求救
你听得到吗 Can you hear me?
-起来 奥利佛 -他还好吗 Come on, Oliver! Come on! Where is somebody?!
-快来人啊 -在那边
-怎么回事 -我的天啊 Oh, my God!
奥利佛 快呼吸 老兄 Come on, Oliver, please no!
快找人来帮忙 Get some help!
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字幕翻译:宋梅君