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我和艾莉莎的旅程 并非事事都照计划发展 Things didn't always go entirely to plan on my journey with Alyssa.
-你觉得它会爆炸吗？ -又不是在拍电影 Do you think it's gonna explode? It's not a film.
如果这是一部电影 我们可能会是美国人 If this was a film, we'd probably be American.
去他妈的
世界
第一季 第二集 - By aBu 20180118
(三小时前)
哇 Whoo!
好耶 Yeah!
我一直在想当我杀死她时 她会发出什么声音 I kept wondering what sort of sound she'd make when I killed her.
我需要找个安静的地方下手 I needed to find somewhere quiet.
你猜猜自由空气是什么味道 Guess what freedom smells like?
-什么？ -牛屎味 - What? - Cow shit.
-系好安全带 -去他的安全带 - Seat belt. - Fuck seat belts.
你想做些什么？ So what do you wanna do?
不知道 I dunno.
我们可以为所欲为，詹姆斯 Because we can literally do anything, James.
做什么都行 Anything we want.
死吧… Gun! Gun! Gun!
讽刺的是，我感到无所适从 Ironically, I was not in my element.
快点啊 Come on!
真是烂透了 This is shit!
有时我会看着他心想： “你怎么像个死人一样？” Sometimes, I look at him and I think, "Are you a bit dead?"
用舌头舔我耳朵 Put your tongue in my ear.
-什么？ -我喜欢那样 - What? - I like it.
好了，快停下来 Right, stop that now.
(雷射狙杀)
不好意思 Sorry.
艾莉莎真的很擅长惹恼别人 Alyssa was really good at annoying people.
谢天谢地我把手机摔烂了 Thank God I smashed my phone.
我敢说我妈一定会疯狂打电话 愚蠢的臭女人 I bet my mum's been calling nonstop. Stupid bitch.
你爸什么时候会报警？ How long till your dad calls the police?
什么？ What?
车子的事 About the car.
他不会报警 He won't.
-真的吗？ -对 - Really? - Yeah.
他会以为我很快就回家 He'll think I'm coming home soon.
虽然他是个混蛋，但他总是很乐观 And he's a prick and everything, but he's pretty optimistic.
怎样？ What?
什么？ What?
我很爱吃 I like food.
了解 OK.
我妈说如果她跟食物交往 食物会对她施暴 My mum says that if food were her boyfriend, she'd be in an abusive relationship.
她把这当成笑话来说，但其实是真的 She says it like it's a joke, but it's not.
干嘛？ What?
你身上有带钱吗？ Did you bring money with you?
-你没带吗？ -有啊，刚刚在雷射狙杀花光了 Didn't you? Yeah. I just spent it at Laserkill.
那是你全部的钱？ That was all your money.
其实我没必要帮你付钱 我这样算是他妈很有礼貌了 I didn't have to pay for you. I was being fucking polite, actually.
我们该怎么办？ What are we going to do?
不过就是些食物嘛 Well, it's just food.
而且我们没有全部吃光，至少你没有 And we haven't eaten all of it. You haven't.
在这种情况下，只要遵守 不偷小型独立企业这个规则就好 The only rule with these things is that you never steal from a small or independent business.
-这是谁定的规则？ -我爸 - Whose rule is that? - My dad's.
他算是劫富济贫的罗宾汉 He's basically Robin Hood.
他虽然会犯法等等，但很有道德感 He breaks the law, but he's really moral.
是连锁企业就尽管偷窃，你念一次 "If it's a chain, it's free rein."
是连锁企业就尽管偷窃 - Say it. - "If it's a chain, it's free rein."
这就对了 There you go. Otherwise,
否则就跟资助恐怖分子没两样 you're basically funding terrorism.
-这种地方全都是大人物经营的 -什么大人物？ - Places like this are all run by the Man. - What man?
有钱有势的大人物 "The Man" man.
那些掌握石油企业 The Man who, you know, owns all the oil,
逼着中国小孩组装智能型手机 并讨厌巴勒斯坦的大人物 forces Chinese children to make smartphones and hates Palestine.
你要当个胆小鬼吗？ Are you gonna be a pussy?
跟艾莉莎相处最好要虚张声势 Showing willing was the best approach with Alyssa.
不要 No.
该死 Shit.
帅喔 Nice one.
-系好安全带 -去他的安全带 - Seat belt! - Fuck seat belts.
我完全抓住了她的心 I had her right where I wanted her.
我们应该要做爱 We should have sex.
-什么？现在吗？ -对啊 - What, now? - Yeah.
把上衣脱了 Take your top off.
好 Erm, OK...
我得配合她 I had to go along with it.
我们该停车吗？ Should - Should we stop?
不，继续开 - No. Keep driving.
但我不确定做爱这件事是否可以配合 But I wasn't sure sex was something you could just go along with,
特别是身为男人 especially not as a man.
女人就没问题 It's OK for women.
她们可以躺着思考国家大事 They can just lie back, think of England.
而身为男人，我们只能认真办事 Us men, we have to be England.
慢着，我好像卡住了 Stop! I think I'm stuck.
可恶 Shit.
你笑什么？ Why are you laughing?
这是我爸的爱车 My dad loves this car.
这是他买过最贵的东西 It's the most expensive thing he's ever bought.
我们现在该怎么办？ What the fuck are we gonna do now?
-你觉得它会爆炸吗？ -又不是在拍电影 Do you think it's gonna explode? It's not a film.
走吧 Come on.
-你要去哪里？ -反正车子不能开了，对吧？ - Where are you going? - Well, we can't drive it, can we?
我或许能修好，不能就这样把车丢着 I might be able to fix it. We can't just leave it.
你觉得还有办法修好吗？ Do you reckon you can still fix it?
-我们该怎么办？ -回家 What should we do? Go home.
你想回家吗？ Do you wanna go home?
等等，他想回家吗？ Hang on. Does he want to go home?
你的意思是你想回家？ You saying you wanna go home?
-没关系啊，你想回家就回家 -不是，我只是问你想不想 'Cause that's fine, can if you want. - No, I don't want to. I was just asking...
我不想回家，詹姆斯 - I don't wanna go home, James.
-可是… -我不想回家 - But... - I don't want to go home.
那你想怎么做？ - So what do you want to do? - I don't know!
我不知道 你他妈为什么不出一次主意？ Why don't you fucking think of something for once?
我不能在那里下手 那台车会让警方追查到我 I couldn't have done it there. The car would've linked me to the crime.
♪ Walking all day with my mouth on fire ♪
♪ Trying to get talking to you ♪
♪ Walking all day with my mouth on fire ♪
♪ That's what I've gotta do ♪
♪ Trying to get talking to you ♪
♪ Walking all day with my feet on fire ♪
♪ Trying to get closer to you ♪
♪ Walking all day with my feet on fire ♪
♪ That's what I've gotta do ♪
♪ Trying to get closer to you ♪
为什么没人要停车？ Why is no one stopping?
也许是因为你上身全裸 Probably because you've got your tits out.
我没开玩笑，没人会为了怪胎停车 除非开车的人也是怪胎 I'm serious. No one stops for weirdos except other weirdos.
而你看起来就像 从精神病院出来放风的人 And you look like a proper day release.
你好 You all right?
嗨 Hi.
我要往南边走，小子 看看你们顺不顺路 I'm heading down south, son, if it's any good to you.
你们到底要不要搭便车？ Do you want a lift or not?
要，谢谢 Yeah. Thanks.
那就上车吧 Come on, then.
上车吧 Come on.
上车吧 Come on!
如果我们被杀掉我会超不爽 I am gonna be so fucked off if we get murdered.
我真不敢相信他跑去前座 I can't believe he got in the front.
从后座拿件运动衫吧，亲爱的 丢给你男朋友穿 Grab us that sweater in the back, there, love. Chuck it down to your boyfriend.
谁说他是我男朋友了？ Who said he's my boyfriend?
艾莉莎开始在考验我的耐性 Alyssa was starting to test my patience.
还好吗，女孩？ Are you all right, love?
-她还好吧，小子？ -她没事 Is she all right, son? She's fine.
你真有趣，我欣赏你 You're funny, you. I like you.
-那是你的狗？ -算是，我要买下它 - That your dog? - Nearly, I'm buying her.
-它很可爱，对吧？ -是啊 - She's cute, though, ain't she? - Yeah.
可惜只有小时候可爱 Not for long, mind.
它是意大利卡斯罗犬 She's a cane corso.
那是什么？ What's that?
在前25名打架最凶狠的狗当中 这种狗排名第23 Number 23 on the Top 25 Most Dangerous Dog List. For fighting.
这种狗很贵吗？ - They expensive?
有一点贵 - Just a bit.
你的车上有脚臭味 You know your car smells like feet.
我军中的战友在费卢杰养了一对 它们极其危险 One of the lads had a couple, in Fallujah. - They're lethal, I tell ya.
-你是军人？ -当了五年 - You were in the army? Five year.
真酷 Cool.
告诉我吧，你们两个在做什么？ So tell me, then, what you two been up to, eh?
说吧，我不会多嘴的 你们是怎么回事？ Come on, I ain't gonna say anything. What's the matter with ya?
我们什么事也没做 Well, we haven't done anything.
当然啦 Sure.
我根本不在乎 I couldn't give a fuck either way, I'm...
我只是想找话题聊天 我又不是他妈的警察 I'm just making conversation, you know? I'm not a fucking copper.
我只是在想 I just thought, you know, you...
你可能会想打电话给妈妈 You might wanna make a phone call to your mum or something.
让她知道你没事 Let her know you're OK.
其实我妈过世了 My mum's dead, actually.
(咖啡厅，全天候营业)
我以为你说你妈在日本 I thought you said your mum was in Japan?
所以呢？ So?
所以，这跟死掉不太一样吧？ So it's a bit different from being dead, isn't it?
-这家伙是个混蛋 -什么？ This guy's a prick. What?
-他算是最糟糕的那种人 -他还不错啊 He's, like, the worst kind of person. He's all right.
你干嘛帮他说话？他是杀人犯 Why are you defending him? He's a murderer.
-什么？ -他待过军队，这表示他杀过人 - What? - He was in the army. He's murdered people.
而现在他要买一只狗来杀掉其他狗 And now he's buying a dog to murder other dogs with.
请用 Here you go.
谢谢 Thanks.
好 Yeah.
那是你的家人吗？ Is that your family?
这是我老婆，莉兹 That's the missus, Liz.
艾比、小宝宝杰克 Abi. That's Baby Jack.
杰克长得像颗马铃薯 Jack looks like a potato.
你说什么，亲爱的？ You what, love?
玩笑话，我开个玩笑 Joke! Joking.
他长得像火腿 He looks like a ham.
真的很像，对不对？ He does, though, doesn't he?
不像 No.
你们两个真他妈无聊 You guys are so fucking boring.
抱歉 Sorry.
你不用道歉，小子 Don't be daft, son.
她的脾气有点暴躁，对吧？这个女孩 She's a bit full-on, ain't she? The bird.
没错，她有时会这样 Oh... Yeah, she can be.
女人都是这样，是吧？ Well That's women, eh?
是啊 Yeah.
大概吧 Maybe.
军中生活是什么样子？ What was it like? In the army.
还过得去 Ah, it was all right, you know.
你杀过人吗？ Did you kill people?
那是工作的一部分，小子 It's part of the job, son.
你杀了多少人？ How many?
变态才会仔细去算，对吧？ Well, be a bit sick to keep count, wouldn't it?
要是我就一定会算 I'd have definitely kept count.
-我要去厕所 -好，去吧… - I'm gonna go to the... - Oh, yeah, sure. - Toilet. - Sure, sure.
我说啊，小子 I say, son.
我跟你一起去好了，我也得去一趟 I might as well join you. Put one in the bag, you know.
我很不擅长跟别人道歉 I'm bad at apologizing to people,
但有时候我知道自己应该道歉 but sometimes I know I should.
(厕所)
你的手怎么了？ What happened to your hand?
有时我只会任由事情发展 Sometimes, I just let things happen.
即使我不喜欢那些事情 Even though I didn't want them to.
我不确定这是为什么 I'm not sure why.
你们在做什么？ What's going on?
你是同性恋吗？ Are you gay?
-不是 -是的话也没关系 No. - It's OK if you are.
我不是 - I'm not.
-但如果你是就要告诉我 -我不是同性恋 - But you should tell me if you are. - I'm not gay.
那你们在做什么？ So what are you doing?
你这是要去哪里？ Where do you think you're going?
我得走了，那只狗 可不会自己跑来，对吧？ Well, I... gotta go. The dog's not gonna collect herself, now is she?
给我你的钱包 Gimme your wallet.
-你说什么？ -给我你的钱包 You what? Give me your wallet.
不要 No. No...
给我你的钱包，否则我发誓 Give me your wallet or I swear to fuck
我会去拜访莉兹和艾比 还有那个奇怪的马铃薯宝宝 I'll go visit Liz and Abi and your weird potato baby,
告诉他们你喜欢 跟年轻男孩在厕所里做什么 and tell them what you like to do with teenage boys in toilets.
你不会这么做 You wouldn't do that.
我也会告诉警察 I'll tell the police, too.
是他把我的手放在那里 He put my hand there.
如果别人要对你做些什么 你不必顺从他们 You know that if people wanna do stuff to you, you don't have to let them.
我知道 Yeah.
真的知道？ Do you?
知道 Yeah.
那你为什么不拒绝？ So why did you?
你小时候发生过什么不好的事吗？ Did something bad happen to you when you were small?
没有 No.
我累了 I'm tired.
(咖啡厅，全天候营业)
-一间双人房？ -没错 - A double room? - Yup.
可以在双人床上一起做爱的双人房 A double room with a double bed for double sex.
我真的需要大哭一场 I really need to cry.
-你想看电视吗？ -好啊 - Do you wanna watch TV? - OK.
找点A片来看 Find some porn.
你准备好解谜之旅了吗？ Are you ready to answer the big question?
你要去哪里？ Where are you going?
厕所 Toilet.
♪ Suddenly it's there ♪
♪ On a Saturday night ♪
♪ When you're feeling alive and calm ♪
♪ And all the children inside ♪
♪ Meet before the sun ♪
操 Shit.
♪ To keep them warm and dry ♪
你还好吗？ You all right?
我要去投贩卖机 I'm going to the vending machine.
好 OK.
哈啰 Hello?
哪位？ Hello?
是你吗，艾莉莎？ Is that you, Alyssa?
就是你吧？ It is you, innit?
我可以跟我妈说话吗？ Can I speak to my mum?
她不想跟你说话 She doesn't wanna speak to you.
(祝福一位特别的少女，17岁)
(坎特伯里22 8ER 肯特郡水库路3A号)
(亲爱的艾莉莎，祝你有个 最快乐的生日，大大的爱，爸爸)
很好吃 Mmm. It's good.
-我能关掉电视吗？ -可以 - Can I turn it off? - Yeah.
我不能回家，永远回不去了 I can't go home. Like, ever.
你可以 - You can.
我不想 - I don't want to.
你想要我吗？ Do you want me?
什么？ What?
你是想要我，还是只是在配合我？ Do you want me, or do you just go along with things?
我想要你 I want you.
我要去我爸家，你想来的话就一起来 I'm gonna go to my dad's. You can come if you want.
好啊 Yeah.
我去 OK.
詹姆斯 - James?
怎么了？ - Yeah?
你能抱抱我吗？ Will you cuddle me?
♪ Give ♪
♪ Me all your love now ♪
♪ 'Cause for all we know ♪
♪ We might be dead by tomorrow ♪
♪ I can't ♪
♪ Go on wasting the time ♪
♪ Adding scars to my heart ♪
♪ 'Cause all I hear is, "I'm not ready enough" ♪
我想报警 Police, please.
♪ And I can tell that you didn't have ♪
♪ To face your mother losing her lover ♪
♪ Without saying goodbye ♪
♪ 'Cause she didn't have time ♪