NETFLIX 原创剧集
♪ I'm laughing on the outside ♪
♪ Crying on the inside ♪
去他妈的
世界
第一季 第三集 - By aBu 20180118
♪ 'Cause I'm so in love ♪
♪ With you ♪
嘿 Hey.
有时我觉得我能爱上詹姆斯 Sometimes, James feels like a boy I could love.
深深爱上那种 Like, really love.
但其他时候 他却完全像个他妈的陌生人 Then, other times, he feels like a total fucking stranger.
延迟退房需要加收30英镑 It's an extra £30 for a late checkout.
没问题 Fine.
你的现金真多 That's a lot of cash.
我们抢了一家银行 We robbed a bank.
不用找钱了 Keep the change.
我们可以坐火车去找你爸 Could get a train to your dad's.
或许可以 Maybe.
如果他不想见到我怎么办？ What if he doesn't want to see me?
那要走了吗？ Well, shall we?
-什么？ -坐火车去找你爸 - What? - Get a train to your dad's.
他也许根本认不出我是谁 He probably won't even recognize me.
-我们还要去吗？ -要啊，当然要去 - Are we still going there? - Yeah, obviously.
我们得低调一点 We should lie low for a bit.
过几天再去搭火车或做其他事 Wait a couple of days before we start getting on any trains or anything.
-为什么？ -因为我们洗劫了一个人，詹姆斯 - Why? - Because we robbed a guy, James.
-他侵犯了我 -那无所谓 - He assaulted me. - Doesn't matter.
我们得找个与外界隔绝的地方 We should go off-grid for a bit.
-你爸家不就是吗？ -你怎么对我爸这么有兴趣？ Isn't your dad's off-grid? - Why are you so obsessed with my dad?
什么？我没有 - What? I'm not.
他家太远了 He's miles away.
我们得在附近找个落脚处 We need to find somewhere nearby.
找个好地方 Somewhere nice.
可以当作短暂的假期 Could be like a mini break.
太扯了 Holy shit.
-你怎么能确定？ -确定什么？ - How do you know? - Know what?
确定这栋房子是安全的 That this one's safe.
没有明显的防盗器 No obvious burglar alarm.
到处都是灰尘 所以也不用担心有清洁人员 Dust everywhere, so no cleaner to worry about.
信件 Post.
至少累积了一个礼拜 At least a week's worth.
擅闯民宅是保持低调的最好方法吗？ Is breaking and entering the best way of lying low?
真不错 Cool.
(存在出口)
-你觉得这就是他吗？ -谁？ - Think that's him. - Who?
这里的屋主 The guy that lives here.
没错，一定是 Yeah, obviously.
他感觉有点难相处，对吧？ Bit uptight, isn't he?
他是一位教授 He's a professor.
随便啦，在家里放自己的照片超诡异 Whatever, it's fucking weird having a photo of yourself.
欸，看看我找到了什么 Hey. Look what I found.
艾莉莎不太会尊重别人 Alyssa didn't have much respect for people.
或尊重别人的东西 Or people's stuff.
我有时会想是否该干脆当个酒鬼 I sometimes wonder if I should just become an alcoholic.
这表示永远有事情可做 It means you've always got something to do.
我觉得这里很适合我们 I reckon this'll do.
是啊 Yeah.
我们可以在这里放轻松 规划路线，慢慢来 We can just chill here, plan our route, take our time.
是啊 Yep.
我试着思考大人 在这种情况下会做什么 I'm trying to think what adults do in situations like this.
我们到楼下去喝杯酒吧？ Should we go downstairs and have a glass of wine?
好啊 Yeah.
好 OK.
你会饿吗？ Are you hungry?
一直都很饿 Always.
没有我想象中的难吃 Well, that wasn't as shit as I expected.
老实说非常好吃 It was actually really nice.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你怎么学会做菜的？ How do you know how to cook?
自己学的 Taught myself.
不学的话一定得糖尿病 It was that or type 2 diabetes.
我们得洗洗盘子 We should wash up.
♪ Comb your hair and paint and powder ♪
♪ You act proud and I'll act prouder ♪
♪ You sing loud and I'll sing louder ♪
♪ Tonight we're settin' the woods on fire ♪
♪ You're my gal and I'm your feller... ♪
有些人跳舞时会感到尴尬 Some people get embarrassed dancing.
但我不会 I don't.
我觉得那是我最自在的时候 I think it's when I feel most myself.
会让我尴尬的是说话 I get embarrassed talking.
严格来说是说话之后 Well, after talking.
当我发现自己说了蠢话时 When I realize I've said something stupid.
我们应该脱光光来跳 We should do this naked.
像这种蠢话 Something like that.
♪ That never has been done ♪
♪ I don't care who thinks we're silly ♪
♪ You be Daffy ♪
♪ And I'll be Dilly ♪
♪ We'll order up two bowls of chili ♪
♪ Settin' the woods on fire... ♪
一如往常地，我没有跳舞 As a rule, I didn't dance,
但要拒绝艾莉莎不容易 but it was hard to say no to Alyssa.
闭上你的眼睛 Hey, close your eyes.
-什么？ -闭上你的眼睛，我保证不偷看 - What? - Close your eyes. I promise I won't look.
♪ I'll gas up my hot-rod stoker ♪
♪ We'll get hotter than a poker ♪
♪ You'll be broke, but I'll be broker... ♪
我觉得他真的很迷人 I think he is properly beautiful.
♪ We'll sit close to one another ♪
♪ Up one street and down the other ♪
♪ We'll have a time, oh, brother ♪
♪ Settin' the woods on fire... ♪
但他永远不会主动，所以… But he'll never start anything, so...
♪ My tires and tubes are doin' fine, but the air is showin' through... ♪
过来这里 Come here.
♪ You clap hands and I'll start howlin' ♪
♪ We'll do all the law's allowin'... ♪
解开你的皮带 Undo your belt.
说所有男孩都对做爱着迷的人 一定是没见过詹姆斯 Whoever says all boys are obsessed with sex hasn't met James.
我真心希望我的技术不会太差 I really hope I'm not bad at this.
嗯 Huh.
这样做可以吗？ Is this OK?
别做了，拜托，可以停下来吗？ Um, stop. Please, could you stop.
-怎么了？ -他让我无法专心 - What? - He was putting me off.
-我以为你说想跟我做 -我是啊 - I thought you said that you wanted me. - I do.
-我真的想 -骗子 - I did. - Liar.
去你的 Fuck you!
艾莉莎 Alyssa!
我通常不会有什么感受 I tended not to feel things.
长久以来我一直擅长如此 For a long time, I was good at it.
擅长不带任何情感 Good at feeling absolutely nothing.
我连试都不用试 I didn't even have to try.
我就是没感觉 I just... didn't.
(漂白剂) BLEACH
♪ Oooh, what a day ♪
♪ Oh, what a day Oh, what a day ♪
♪ Oooh-oooh-oooh ♪
♪ Oh, what a day Oh, what a day ♪
♪ When we fell in looove ♪
这世界真他妈悲凉 The world is fucking bleak.
我想我是为了忘记它的惨况 才试着做点什么 I guess I try and do things to forget that it is.
保持忙碌，让自己分心 Keep busy, keep blind.
我想这就是我跟詹姆斯在做的事 I thought that's what me and James were doing.
别盯着那个看 Don't look at that.
嗨 Hey.
-你几岁了？ -17岁 - How old are you, then? - 17.
最好是 Yeah, right.
本人比照片好看 You look better in person.
去死吧 Fuck off.
我本人确实比较好看 I do, actually.
我妈说这是我的秘密武器 My mum says it's my secret weapon,
我觉得这种说法有点失礼 但我了解她的意思 which I think is kind of rude, but I see her point.
-你说你叫什么名字？ -艾莉莎 - So, what was your name again? - Alyssa.
艾莉莎，真好听 Alyssa. Cool.
-你呢？ -多佛 What's yours? Topher.
多佛算哪门子名字？ What kind of a name is Topher?
是克里斯多佛的短称 It's short for Christopher.
那你怎么不像正常人一样 叫克里斯就好？ So, why can't you just be called Chris, like a normal person?
不知道 Dunno.
可能我是个讨厌鬼吧 Guess I'm a twat.
-你有女朋友吗？ -没有 - Do you have a girlfriend? - No.
-男朋友呢？ -也没有 - Boyfriend? - No.
这是你家吗？ Whoa! Is this your place?
我们擅自住在别人家里 We're squatting.
“我们”是指谁？ Who's we?
詹姆斯，这位是多佛 James, this is Topher.
我们要上楼做爱去了 And we're going upstairs to have sex.
跟艾莉莎在一起，让我开始有了感受 Being with Alyssa had started to make me feel things.
她让我有了感受 She made me feel things.
而我一点也不喜欢这样 And I didn't like it at all.
嗯 Um...
怎么了？ What?
这里没有摄影机在拍吧？ This isn't being filmed is it?
你其实是未成年少女 而等等会有人拿着摄影机跳出柜子 Are you actually underage and someone's gonna leap out
-像《捕捉恋童癖》那种节目 -你想太多 like, "catch a pedophile"? Oh, for God's sake!
快过来吧 Come on, then!
艾莉莎投出了变化球 Alyssa had thrown me a curveball.
我得等待恰当时机 I had to bide my time.
于是我决定四处看看 So I decided to have a look around.
♪ Walking all day with my eyes on fire ♪
♪ Can't stop looking at you ♪
♪ Walking all day with my eyes on fire ♪
♪ That's what I've gotta do ♪
♪ Can't stop looking at you ♪
(查莉、艾莉森、佩特拉)
(珊蜜拉)
(鲁思)
该死 Shit.
你太酷了，艾莉莎 You're cool, Alyssa.
你真他妈太酷了 You're really fucking cool.
谢谢夸奖 Thanks.
这样不对 It's no good.
感觉就是不对 It's just no good.
真是多亏了你，詹姆斯 Thanks, James.
-抱歉 -什么？ - I'm sorry. - What?
我改变心意了，抱歉，我不想做了 I changed my mind. I'm sorry, I'm not into this.
你在开玩笑吧？ Are you... Are you kidding?
没有 Nope.
这样不公平 That's not fair.
不会啊 Uh, yes, it is.
拜托，艾莉莎，我觉得你好棒 Please, Alyssa. I think you're amazing.
那就尊重我改变心意这件事 然后滚吧，拜托 Well, then, respect me changing my mind, and fuck off, please.
有个词可以形容你这种女生 It's like... There is a word for girls like you.
绝对有 I'll bet.
她真是个只会调戏别人的贱货 She is a fucking prick-tease bitch.
是啊，没错 Right, yeah.
我会帮你转达 I'll tell her.
艾莉莎 Alyssa?
走开 Go away.
做爱这件事好像会 从一种向往变成一种惩罚 It feels like sex can go from something you want to do to a punishment,
速度他妈的快 really fucking quickly.
(存在出口)
我等到她进入梦乡 I waited until she fell asleep.
当艾莉莎闭上眼睡觉时 When her eyes were closed...
看起来就没那么生气 Alyssa looked a lot less angry.
♪ This is my five-string serenade ♪
♪ Beneath the water it played ♪
♪ And while I'm playing for you ♪
♪ It could be raining there, too ♪
太好了 That's great.
感谢你 Thank you very... much.
死定了 Oh, fuck.
你是怎么进来的？ How did you get in here?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
没关系 It's OK.
没关系，我只是被你吓到了，没事 It's OK, you just... gave me a shock, that's all.
你惹上什么麻烦了吗？ 你需要找地方住？ Are you in trouble? You needed somewhere to stay?
没关系 That's all right.
你自己一个人吗？ You on your own?
是的 Yes.
好 OK.
你把楼下弄得有点乱，是吧？ You made a bit of a mess downstairs, didn't you?
嗯 Hmm?
你是《三只熊》里 偷吃燕麦粥的歌蒂拉吗？ You've been eating my porridge, as well, Goldilocks?
什么？ What?
嘘…待着别动 Shush, shush, shush, shush. Just stay still.
拜托别这样 Please don't.
别哪样？ Don't what?
你该不会想反抗吧？ Hey, you gonna make this difficult?
-你是处女吗？ -不是 Oh... Are you a virgin? No.
过来 Come
♪ I'm sorry ♪
♪ So sorry ♪
♪ That I was such a fool ♪
♪ I didn't know ♪
♪ Love could be so cruel ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, yes ♪
♪ You tell me ♪
♪ Mistakes ♪
-你是处女吗？ -是 - Are you a virgin? - Yes.
♪ Are part of being young ♪
-我也是处男 -废话 - Me, too. - Yeah, no shit.
♪ But that don't right ♪
♪ The wrong that's been done ♪
♪ I'm sorry ♪
♪ So sorry ♪
♪ Please accept my apology ♪
♪ But love is blind ♪
♪ And I was too blind to see ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, yes ♪