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“五号矿井屠夫”受害者家属谴责暴力
－他怎么了 －没事 - What's wrong with him? - Nothing.
我们只是给他注射了镇定剂 Just gave him something to calm him down.
等药效过了呢 会有危险吗 But when it wears off, he's not dangerous, is he?
－那就不归我管了 －该死 - That's your problem now. - Fuck.
好吧 带他进来 All right, bring him in.
快点 她要开始演讲了 Come on. She's about to give her speech.
－你叫什么来着 下士 －祖巴克 What's your name again, Corporal? Zubak.
硬元音 Hard vowels.
像是要吐了 Regurgitative, that.
你的教名是什么 What's your Christian name?
－赫伯特 －赫伯特 - Herbert. - Herbert?
赫伯特祖巴克 念起来真拗口 Herbert Zubak, just trips off the tongue.
有点乱 你别介意 Pardon the mess.
都怪该死的建筑工 Fuckin' builders.
我可以把他们全杀了 你有什么建议吗 Suppose I could just shoot them all if you have any tips.
你好 亲爱的 Hello, my dear.
别担心这股氨水味 Don't worry about the ammonia smell.
这是几个月来第三次消毒了 They're sanitizing for the third time in as many months.
你以为这是看房日吗 What the fuck you think this is? An open house?
快去楼下找你的建筑队 Go and find your team downstairs.
可怕的高个女人是财政部长苏珊戈恩 The tall, scary woman is Susan Goin, Minister of Finance.
毛茸茸的矮个男人 是首相的私人医生 科肖医生 The short, furry man is Dr. Kershaw the Chancellor's personal physician.
给他穿上外套 Put his jacket on.
天哪 他像一匹拉犁的马 Christ, he's a plow horse.
这家伙撑不过一周 This one won't last a week.
好了 坐吧 Okay, sit.
好 All right.
你好 Hello in there.
能听见吗 Are you with us?
我先说清楚 我曾强烈反对选择你 I should tell you I vehemently opposed your selection.
你用你开枪的手指给我们惹了大麻烦 You and your trigger finger made quite a fucking mess for us.
但是首相非要你来 所以就你了 But the Chancellor insisted, so... here you are.
－他签字了吧 艾格尼丝 －是的 签过了 And he's signed everything, has he, Agnes? Yeah, yeah, earlier.
很好 Good. Good!
我们从哪里开始呢 So, where to begin?
湿气怎么样 I suppose... moisture, yes?
－什么 －你能仔细听我说吗 - Sorry? - Can you listen, please?
你知道多少 How much do you know?
你到底有没有听我说话 Sorry, are you hearing me?
我只知道我被调职了 I only know I'm reassigned.
好吧 Right.
该死 Fuck.
目前的情况是我们遇到一个麻烦 Well, the situation is, we have a problem.
－也就是孢子 －孢子 - Namely, spores. - Spores.
－孢子 －黑色葡萄状穗霉 - Spores? - Stachybotrys atra.
－霉菌毒素 －非常危险的过敏原 - Mycotoxins. - Quite dangerous allergens.
是首相发现的 The Chancellor spotted them.
她以前做过医生 记得吗 She was a physician herself once, remember?
－这让我们十分忧虑 －没错 - But it's a very serious concern. - Very much so.
但是毋庸置疑 我们正在控制这个问题 But we're containing the problem, of course.
对 不对 Yes. Yeah. Well, no...
我们只是在努力控制问题 We're working on containing the problem as such.
所以我们要翻新首相府 拆掉内饰 Hence the renovation of the Palace.
彻底清理干净 Tearing out the guts scraping it clean, so on.
但你能明白问题的严重性 But you understand the gravity of the problem,
对吧 祖巴克下士 Corporal Zubak, yes?
你明白这对首相来说是个大问题吗 And you comprehend that the problem is real for the Chancellor?
她有危险 She's in danger?
相当危险 Well, quite great danger, yes.
但是没关系 我们正在解决问题 But, no, we're sorting it.
你要和首相见一面 准备好了吗 So you'll have a chat with the Chancellor, yes? Ready?
－现在吗 －没错 - Now? - Now, yes.
很好 那就开始吧 Good. Come on, then.
千万不要朝她的方向呼吸 Never breathe in her direction.
保持冷静 Stay calm.
不要呕吐 Don't vomit.
进来 Enter.
首相女士 这是祖巴克下士 Corporal Zubak, Madam Chancellor.
知道了 Yes.
谢谢你 苏珊 Thank you, Susan.
抱歉 这是必要的安全措施 Sorry for all the security measures.
－你没事吧 －没事 首长 Are you all right? Yes, Chief.
真的没事吗 Are you sure?
为了我的安危 他们还真是煞费苦心 They can be so overcautious on my behalf.
别管这些人 他们只是在做准备 And don't worry about these people. They're just setting up.
－听说你来自韦斯特盖特 －是的 首长 So you're from Westgate, I hear. Yes, Chief.
甜菜之乡 美不胜收 Land of the sugar beet. Stunning place.
过奖了 首长 Not so much, Chief.
你的父母呢 And your parents?
都过世了 They are dead.
我的也是 你们先退下 Mine too. Leave us.
坐 Sit.
我不想显得太唐突 Now, I don't wish to be indelicate
但你知道我为何选你担此重任吗 but do you know why I selected you for this job?
不知道 首长 No, Chief.
我想要一名来自五号矿井的军人 I wanted a Site Five boy.
不必羞愧 No, no, don't be ashamed.
那些抗议者就像野兽一样 They behaved like animals, those protesters.
你们军人只是做出了本能反应 You soldiers just reacted.
不管批评我的人怎么说 I was right to send you boys down that mine
我派你们去那个矿井是对的 in spite of what my critics say.
他们称呼你们的方式太过分了 五号矿井屠夫 Not nice what they're calling you. Butchers of Site Five.
但是没关系 我知道真相 But it's all right. I know the truth.
矿井里有个好人值得被爱 There's a good man in there who deserves love.
谢谢首长 Thank you, Chief.
你知道最奇怪的是什么吗 我觉得我们见过 D'you know it's the oddest thing? I feel like we've met before.
有点似曾相识的感觉 A déjà vu thing or something.
或者我们在梦里见过 Or like we met in a dream.
有吗 Have we?
应该没有 首长 I don't think so, Chief.
他们为你解释过工作内容吧 So, they've explained the job, then?
没有 首长 No, Chief.
好吧 Well, fine.
没有最好 Better they haven't.
相信我 所谓的专家 还不如我们普通人知道得多 起来 Trust me, the so-called experts know less than the common shits like us. Up.
这是液体比重计 可以测量空气的湿度 Right. This is a hygrometer. It measures humidity in the air.
它能帮你判断附近是否有霉菌 It helps you to tell me if there's mold nearby.
你要贴身随行 帮我测量空气湿度 明白吗 We'll need you to follow me everywhere and take measurements, do you understand?
－明白 首长 －很好 - Yes, I think so, Chief. - Good.
我觉得我们很合适 你说呢 I'd say we're just about meant for each other wouldn't you?
你可以走了 Let's have you leave now.
谢谢 首长 Thank you.
下士…… Now, Corporal...
做人要有风度 a graceful mind.
你必须努力保持你的风度 You must strive to have a graceful mind.
我会努力的 首长 Yes, I will try, Chief.
谢谢 Thank you.
好 Yeah.
很好 应该没有别的事了 Good. That should be all then.
不 我们从来不握手 Oh, no... We don't do that.
而且你必须强烈劝阻任何人 In fact, you must quite strongly dissuade anyone
用手接触首相 from hand contact with the Chancellor.
明白吗 Do you understand?
这一点非常重要 This is very important.
祝你工作顺利 屠夫 Well, lucky fucking break, Butcher.
我们走 Let's go.
他们说清理首相府可能需要几年时间 They say cleansin' the Palace may take years.
老天爷 God help us.
我们到了 Well, here we are.
这是你的新家 Your new home.
你明天一早就上班 You'll start first thing in the morning.
今晚你要记住 首相府的平面图和明天的日程 Tonight, you'll memorize the floor plan and a schedule for tomorrow.
我们会派人去取你的行李 I'll have someone get your things.
你有行李吗 Have you got things?
你听着 Hey, you.
这些年来 我一直在打理这个破地方 别把它弄脏了 I've cared for this slag heap my whole life so don't go soilin' it.
买点保湿霜吧 And invest in some moisturizer
毕竟除湿剂会让你的皮肤 变得像木乃伊的屁眼那么干 'cause the dehumidifiers turn your skin to a mummy's asshole.
梦里见
首相向全国发表讲话
七年前的明天 Seven years ago tomorrow
我们在一场自由公正的选举中 击败了爱德华凯普林格首相 we defeated Chancellor Edward Keplinger and his bandit radicals
和他那群强盗式的激进分子 in a free and fair election.
我们庆祝的是那场胜利 It is this victory that we celebrate.
当初我怀着沉重的心情 坐上了首相之位 When I became your Chancellor I did so with a heavy heart.
我知道改变这个国家千疮百孔的模样 I knew the hard work of smashing the failed state
会耗尽我的时间 would devour my time
会阻止我去你们身边 and would prevent me from being next to you
握住你们的手 with your hand in mine.
但是 你们给了我无穷无尽的爱 But just know you fill me with all the love I'll ever need.
所以 我祝福你们所有人 And so, I bless you all.
也祝福我们的爱 And I bless our love,
直到永远 always.
欧洲
政 权
第一季 第一集
本WEB版外挂字幕由 风吹来的那片云 双语合并
喂 Hello?
起床吧 Get up.
你有20分钟 You have 20 minutes.
胜利日快乐 屠夫 Happy Victory Day, Butcher.
胜利日快乐 赫比 Happy Victory Day, Herbie.
走吧 Let's go.
－你记住平面图了吗 －应该是吧 - Did you get the floor plan down? - I think so, yes.
她讨厌没把握的态度 She hates doubt.
混蛋 你要地图吗 去找你的组员 Do you need a mop, you prick? Go and find your section crew.
说到呼吸 她经过你身边时你憋气 她跟你说话时你捂嘴 Breathing. If she passes ya, hold it in. If she talks to you, cover your mouth.
多吃口香糖 Hit your mints often.
如果她闻到了霉味 你就说你也闻到了 If she smells mold tell her you smell it too.
她怎么样 How'd she do?
她说这根香肠像狒狒的老二 She said the sausage looked like a baboon's cock.
让厨师们吃掉吗 Mind if the cooks eat it?
好吧 别让守卫看到 Fine, yeah. Don't let the guards see.
她的心情如何 What's her mood?
十分里面打五分吧 Five out of ten.
十分是好的意思吗 With a ten being good?
反正是五分 还分什么好坏 Does it matter if it's five?
来吧 靠墙站好 Come and stand against this wall.
来 Come on.
嘿 Hey,
任务很简单 it's dead simple.
你和她一起走 然后测量相对湿度 You walk with her and you measure the relative humidity.
这个数字是什么意思 What does this number mean?
意思是别问了 机灵点 It means, Don't ask questions and look sharp
否则你的下场会和上一个一样 or you'll end up like the last one.
打开门 走在我前面 Open the door and walk in front of me.
－情况如何 －非常好 首长 - How are we? - Very good, Chief.
不 亲爱的 我问的是湿度如何 No, my dear. How's our moisture?
百分之31 It's 31%.
先去玻璃温室 和安全局局长拉斯金先生见一面 Glasshouse first with Mr. Laskin Head of Security Service.
今天 你会喝到一锅屎汤 Today, you'll encounter a soup tureen of worms
名为官僚主义 known as the bureaucracy.
做好准备 Prepare yourself.
胜利日快乐 首相女士 Happy Victory Day, Madam.
百分之41 It's 41%.
在这个美好的清晨 我要向您汇报情报了 Here's our intelligence on this glorious morning.
我在规划办公室的线人 My sources in the planning office suspect
怀疑财政部长戈恩已经等不及 Finance Minister Goin's patience is running thin
想让您跟美国完成钴矿合作了 waiting for you to finalize the cobalt partnership with the US.
如果您选择继续交易 Should you choose to proceed with the deal
我听说美国人因为五号矿井的闹剧 I'm told the Americans may require additional reassurance
可能需要额外的保证 due to the Site Five unseemliness.
我来说说府内的情报吧 On Palace intel, then.
楼下有人在议论您的胃口 Some chatter downstairs about your appetite.
对了 提醒您一下 And... Oh, a reminder.
您丈夫今天要接受《时尚》杂志采访 Your husband's sitting with Vogue today.
我们是不是该监视一下 I assume we should surveil?
女士 Madam.
今天感觉好点了吗 Feeling better today?
是的 首长 Yes, Chief.
你更有风度了 Your mind is more graceful?
应该是吧 I think so, yes.
我们昨晚在哪里来着 I wonder, where were we last night?
什么 I'm sorry?
我们见面的地方在哪里 That place we met, where was it?
昨晚 Last night?
对 亲爱的 在梦里 Yes, my love. Our dream.
你不记得了吗 Don't you remember?
甜菜 Sugar beets.
对 没错 Yes, that's right.
甜菜 Sugar beets.
很漂亮吧 Lovely, weren't they?
她正在上楼 She's on her way up.
礼服呢 Dress?
绿色的 Green.
非得是绿色吗 Had to be green, didn't it?
你竟然害怕布料染剂 Are you scared of a fabric dye?
施夫先生 你真是个窝囊废 You really are a mewling vulva, Mr. Schiff.
不然呢 Well, what do you expect?
这几个月来 她连看都不看我一眼 She hasn't so much as glanced at me in months.
那是你的福气 Well, consider yourself fortunate.
毕竟位高权重的人首当其冲 The right hand gets the smack.
你有没有发现她最近冷落了 You notice how she's cooling on her favorite
她最爱的缩减GDP部长 Our Lady of the Shrinking GDP?
嫉妒会滋生自我怀疑 辛格先生 Jealousy is bred in self-doubt, Mr. Singer.
天哪
好吧 开始了
他像一只使用计算器的狗 It's like a dog using a calculator.
请她进来 屠夫 Well, see her in, Butcher.
口香糖 各位 呼吸短促点 闭上嘴 Mints, everyone. Short breaths. Mouths closed.
胜利日快乐 首相女士 Happy Victory Day, Madam.
胜利日快乐 首相女士 Happy Victory Day, Ma'am.
胜利日快乐 首相女士 Happy Victory Day, Madam.
我们快点开始吧 Let's get on with it, please, yes?
这些简报应该更简短一些 These need to be briefer, these briefings.
令人陶醉 Oh, ravishing.
我是说 这束鲜花令人陶醉 I... I mean, the flowers are... ravishing.
没错 Right. Yes.
先讨论德克萨斯人吧 So, the Texans.
－拜康公司 －对 - BioCon. - Yes.
首席执行官理查德凯泽今晚将携妻子 Richard Kaiser, the CEO will be at your table tonight with his wife.
与您同桌共进晚餐 And as you know
如您所知 it would be ideal
如果能着手完成钴矿交易 那就完美了 if we could move towards closing the cobalt deal.
你认为我在拖延时间 You think I'm dragging my heels.
－是吗 苏珊 －不 首相女士 当然不是 Is that it, Susan? No, no, Madam. No, of course not.
－你就是这么想的 直说吧 －女士 您也知道 Well, you do think it. Say it plainly. Well, as you know, Madam,
我们急需投资 we are in dire need of investment
而且我不说您也知道 您曾经完全赞成这笔交易 and well... Well, I needn't remind you that you once fully endorsed this deal.
或许我改变主意了 Well, perhaps my thinking's changed, hm?
你没意见吧 你的小脑瓜不会介意吧 Is that all right with you? It doesn't tread on your little tootsies, does it?
不会 但随着经济指数放缓 我们的确需要找其他…… No, but with our economic indices slowing we do need to find some other...
又是该死的政治形象 我可不是什么情妇 It's the fucking optics. Like I'm a fucking kept woman.
干不出把钴矿开采权 授予外国强国的勾当 Granting cobalt mining rights to a foreign power.
－那显得太弱势 －没错 女士 I look fucking weak. I agree, Ma'am.
我们一直在宣扬 国家要实现更大程度的自给自足 We've always messaged greater national self-sufficiency
让美国将我们的资源 用在他们的特斯拉和笔记本电脑上 and letting America use our resources for their Teslas and laptops
与目标背道而驰 对吧 well, it's hardly that, now is it?
我尊重辛格先生 在宣传方面的专业知识 With respect to Mr. Singer's comms expertise
但人民想要增长 the people want growth.
苏珊 你居然知道人民的需求 And you know what the people want, do you, Susan?
你在你的乡间别墅里 能听到他们哼哼吗 You can hear them grunting from your country house?
女士 抛开事实和数据 Madam, set aside the facts and figures.
真正的问题是 我们越早完成这笔交易 The real issue is the sooner we close this deal
就能越早投入到最重要的事上 the sooner we can truly invest in our top priorities.
比如保证首相府的安全 Like making this palace safe
保证您周围的空气安全 making the air around you safe
保证您的安全 making you safe.
对 Yes.
好吧 Well...
我看情况决定吧 let's see what happens.
你走前面 快到我前面去 In front. Front, front, in front of me now.
不要太近 保持距离 Not too close. Keep your distance.
进去就要小心了 Be careful in here.
别让他的爪子到处乱伸 Make sure he keeps his paws to himself.
湿度 Moisture.
百分之21 21%.
收下吧 Here.
约瑟夫彼得维纳姆 Trite flowers for Victory Day.
庆祝胜利日的艳俗鲜花
看 爸爸 Look, Daddy
你可能觉得我举办庆祝会特别傻 I'm not going to feel foolish for having a celebration
但我不会那么想 if that's what you're thinking.
我知道你一直讨厌宴会 但我不讨厌 所以没关系 I know you always hated parties, but I don't so... fine.
而且每个女孩都喜欢 找个借口打扮一番 And every girl likes an excuse to dress up.
人民都爱这场庆祝会 They love it out there.
他们也爱我 Yes, they love me
远远超过了他们爱你的程度 much more than they ever loved you.
也许这就是我坐上了首相的位子 Yeah. Perhaps that's why I won the Chancellorship
而你还差得远的原因吧 and you never came near it.
你想过吗 Ever thought of that?
真是个蠢老头 Some silly old husk.
你长斑了 You've got spots now.
真是新鲜 That's new.
你居然要有新面貌了 Leopard changing its spots.
听得懂吗 非常幽默 Get it? Very funny.
笑死人了 Hilarious. Right.
这样就好了吧 Is that it? Are we done? Yes?
很好 Good.
祝你快乐 Happy, happy.
请再深呼吸一次 One more deep breath, please.
这周的情况更严重了 Oh, no, dear. It's worse this week.
湿度又上升了 我就知道会这样 Humidity's spiking again. I knew it.
－放松点 女士 －我就知道会这样 - Try and relax, Madam. - No, I knew it. I knew it.
我没法放松 到处都是霉菌 I can't relax, can I? When there's mold everywhere.
女士 您也知道 Madam, as you are aware,
您从您父亲那里 遗传的抗胰蛋白酶缺乏症 with the AAT deficiency that you've inherited from your father
增加了您罹患肺病的风险 you are at high risk of lung disease.
但我向您保证 我们正在尽一切努力…… But I can assure you, we are doing everything in...
还不够 Not enough.
我还是能闻到每个房间里的腐烂气味 I can still smell rotten air in every fucking room!
－我的药 －等一会 - My pills, my pills! - Later.
等到宴会之前再吃 Before the banquet.
氧气是百分之90 开启压力 Oxygen at 90%, under pressure.
开大点 Crank it up!
我们热爱这本杂志 也热爱美国 We love the magazine, of course and we love America.
我们的关系一直很紧密 Always been a very strong bond there.
那是肯定的 Oh, absolutely.
我本身是法国人 但是埃琳娜在哪 我的家就在哪 I'm French myself although my home is wherever Elena is.
不过 我们总是很乐意 和我们的北约朋友合作 But we're always happy to partner with our NATO friends
他们和我们一样热爱自由 who share our love of freedom.
－对 我们可以谈谈自由吗 －当然 Right, the subject of freedom? By all means.
国际特赦组织称您妻子的政府 Amnesty International says your wife's government conducts
对普通公民 进行高强度的物理和电子监控 intensive physical and electronic surveillance of private citizens.
这不是时尚杂志该问的问题吧 Sounds a bit chewy for a fashion mag, huh?
他们说的是真的 No, no. It's true.
我们确实高度重视 虚假信息四处传播的问题 We do take very seriously the spread of disinformation.
从这个意义上说…… So in that sense.
－对 但是…… －但是谈不上监视 - Right but in terms of the... - But surveillance?
绝对算不上 No. God, no.
但您承认有一些密切观察吧 But you admit there is some close observation.
你们国家也有啊 As there is in your country.
但是 But no.
真正的民主不是一夜之间建立的 True democracy doesn't happen overnight.
我们现在比以往任何时候 都更接近民主 And we are closer now than we've ever been.
关于矿井动荡的报道呢 And as for the reports of unrest in the... in the mines?
对 五号矿井的麻烦 - Oh, yes. - The Site Five trouble.
那只是一起独立事件 That was an isolated incident.
一座的钴矿出了点棘手的意外 A single cobalt mine where things got a little peppery.
但是请允许我 But if I may
把话题转回我的国家诗歌非政府组织 I would like to steer us back to my national poetry NGO
它…… which with...
你在让小人打架吗 亲爱的 You're making them fight, sweetheart?
－是的 －很好 - Yes. - Good.
进来 Enter.
这是胜利日晚宴的前菜 女士 The entrée for the Victory dinner, Ma'am.
就这样吧 谢谢 We're done, thank you.
不要三文鱼 没什么味道 No... No salmon. No, salmon's meek. No.
换掉 我们需要味道浓烈的食物 No, we need robust food.
不要野味 换成羊肉 Meat, no game. Lamb.
你自己去想吧 Yeah, something.
奥斯卡 别玩了 Oh, you'll figure it out. Oskar, stop doing that.
小宝贝 跟你妈妈走 去吃你的癫痫药 Go along with your mother now, angel and take your epilepsy pills.
我看起来怎么样 How do I look?
完美 Perfect.
又一场宴会 Another banquet.
让人精疲力尽 God, it's exhausting.
在这些人面前装模作样 为他们的笑话捧场 Wearing my face for these people smiling at their lies
啜饮清汤 我恨不能把它倒在他们头上 slurping on consommé. I'd like to pour it on their fucking skulls.
我也想 首长 Me too, Chief.
－你想吗 －非常想 首长 You'd like that, would you? Very much, Chief.
你今晚陪我去 好吗 Well, you'll stick with me tonight, yeah?
监控湿度 别让脏空气靠近我 好吗 Keep the humidity in check and their filthy air away from me, yes?
我任您调遣 I will do everything you want.
很好 Good.
你是个好人 You're a good man.
好孩子 Good boy.
别闹了 Knock it off.
你在这些桌子底下都放了除湿机吧 You did put dehumidifiers under all these tables, didn't you?
是的 我的元首 Yes, Mein Führer.
等孩子睡着后 我能登门问诊吗 House call later, once the boy's asleep?
今晚不行 医生 Not tonight, doc.
清理工作太多了 There's too much bloody clean-up.
如你所愿 小猫咪 As you like it, puss.
别再这样叫我了 Stop calling me that.
嘿 Hey.
她到了之后 悄悄告诉她空气湿度 When she arrives give her the number, discreetly.
如果她惊慌失措 你就护送她去那边的走廊 And if she has a crisis escort her to that hallway there.
那里有新氧机等着她 但一定要避人耳目 There'll be fresh oxygen machines waiting but be fucking discreet.
好 Okay.
凯泽先生 埃米尔是我们国家最顶尖的商人 Mr. Kaiser, Emil's our country's top businessman.
非常可靠 You can trust him.
我们的钴矿基础设施 很快就会接近业界最高标准 Our cobalt pit infrastructure will soon be near top industry standards.
巴托斯先生认为 五号矿井的屠杀是业界最高标准吗 And would Mr. Bartos call the massacre at Site Five top industry standards?
其实那是夸大其词 Look, that was all overblown.
只是一些害群之马 Just some bad apples.
12人死亡 Twelve deaths?
我们能加强新闻管控吗 别让白宫 Can we just improve the visuals, please?
在《华盛顿邮报》上 看到旷工被杀的新闻好吗 Can we not have the White House reading about murdered pit diggers in The Washington Post?
当然可以 Of course.
说吧 So, go on, then.
－你为什么那么做 －什么 - Why did you do it? - What?
别想瞒着我 我很快就会知道的 There's no use hiding it from me. I'll find it out soon enough.
我不知道您在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
有人说五号矿井的矿工根本没有暴动 Well, some say the miners at Site Five weren't rioting at all, you know?
他们只是受够了有毒的空气和脏水 They were fed up with the poisoned air and the dirty water
所以他们提出了意见 so they raised their voices.
而你们这些军人 直接在慌乱之下开了枪 And you Army boys just panicked and opened fire.
不过 我想知道 I wonder, though.
你当时也慌了吗 Did you panic
还是乐在其中 or did you enjoy it?
各位取得胜利的朋友们 My victorious friends
回想七年前 腐败已经蔓延到国家的内部 cast your minds back seven years ago to the rot in our nation's heart.
我们曾是一群支离破碎的人 We were a broken people.
当然 我们知道 是谁把我们变成了那样 Of course, we know who broke us.
前首相爱德华凯普林格 The former Chancellor, Edward Keplinger.
那个叛徒 The Rat
他和新马克思主义贼党勾结在一起 and his crony cabal of neo-Marxist thieves.
给我们带来了绝望 He made us feel hopeless.
直到我们看到了她 That was until we saw her face.
来自林堡的年轻医生 长着一双明亮的眼睛 The young doctor from Rinnburg with the brilliant eyes.
她将她父亲创建的小党派 变成了一个庞然大物 She took the tiny party her father founded and transformed it into a monster.
她痛击了凯普林格 She trounced Keplinger!
将他赶回了他的乡下老家 如今 他还在那里舔伤呢 Ran him off to his country home where he licks his wounds still.
各位 和我一起 还有我们的美国新朋友 So, join me. All. Our new American friends, too.
敬埃琳娜维纳姆 A toast to Elena Vernham.
敬首相 To the Chancellor!
很高兴见到各位如此光彩照人 Wonderful to see you all looking so magnificent.
真的 我会心碎的 You will. I'll be heartbroken.
别走 我只想让你留下 No! I just want you to stay.
我的丈夫尼基也这样想 各位 这是尼古拉斯维纳姆 And so does Nicky, my husband. Nicholas Vernham, everybody.
怎么能呢 你在我眼中珍贵无比 How could we ever? You're so precious to me.
没错 我们必须继续走下去 We have. We must carry on forever.
我们怎么可能这样结束 How could we end it all this way?
等到明天 我们都会后悔…… When tomorrow comes and we'll both regret
不要离开我 Don't you leave me now.
女士们 先生们 谢谢 非常感谢 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. Oh, thank you so much!
看 他们真可爱 Oh, do look. That's sweet.
尼基 快看 亲爱的 他们站起来了 Oh, Nicky, look. Darling, they're standing up.
天哪 我要感动哭了 Oh, god, I think I'm going to cry.
－天哪 －你看起来真美 - Goodness. - That was lovely.
－我唱得还行吗 －很好 Is that all right?
－真的吗 －真的 - Honestly, are you sure? - Yes, honey.
来吧 深呼吸 Now, come on, deep breaths.
太精彩了 女士 Wonderful, Madam.
谢谢 苏珊 谢谢 Oh, thank you, thank you, Susan.
太棒了 Thank you. How wonderful.
你们好 谢谢 Hello, thank you.
－天哪 凯泽先生 －凯泽夫人 - My goodness, Mr. Kaiser. - Mrs. Kaiser.
－幸会 －不要接触 先生 - Pleasure. - No, no touching, sir.
你让一下…… Excuse me. Excuse me. Thanks. Now... Thank you.
真是幸会 凯泽先生 Such a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Kaiser.
还有您亲爱的妻子 凯泽夫人 And your darling wife, Mrs. Kaiser.
您好 - Hello. - Charmed.
幸会 请坐 Please, let's sit. We must.
－湿度大约是百分之40 －够了 非常感谢 - It's about 40% humidity. - That will be all. Thank you so much.
－湿度 －不 - Humidity? - No.
这只是个愚蠢的玩笑 It's just a stupid joke, really.
－我们应该带雨衣吗 －不用 Should we have brought raincoats? No.
真对不起 我和妻子都不吃肉 Oh, I'm so sorry. My wife and I don't eat meat,
只吃鱼 only fish.
请原谅我们员工的错误 Oh, please forgive our staff's mistake.
您和首相是怎么认识的 How did you and the Chancellor meet?
我们在医学院认识的 We met in medical school
在巴黎的时候 in Paris.
当时我有妻子和孩子 但埃琳娜很有说服力 I had a wife and a baby at the time but Elena is very persuasive.
我想象得到 I can imagine.
只可惜她回去追求政治了 Alas, she went home to pursue politics
所以我回到了妻子和孩子身边 so I went back to my wife and kid.
后来她认为婚姻有助于她竞选成功 And then she thought that marriage would help her campaign
所以她让我求婚 我照做了 so she asked me to propose which I did.
我彻底离开了巴黎的家人 从此再也没见过他们 And I left my family in Paris for good and haven't seen them since.
就这样 我们过上了幸福的生活 And thus, here we are, happily ever after.
我们非常喜欢巴黎 Well, we do love Paris.
请恕我失陪一下 Will you excuse me for a moment, please?
我能和你谈谈吗 May I speak with you?
过来 请吧 过去 Go here, please. Go, go there.
快 没错 快过去 Go on. Go on. That's it. Go on in there.
麻烦你看着我 Look at me, please.
你现在满意了吗 You happy now? Yes, are you?
他们都把我当成疯子了 They think I'm a lunatic now.
你简直是给他们递刀子 You've handed them all the leverage.
你知道吗 我一个人奔波 为我的国家谋福利 D'you know I am out there by myself hustling, providing for my country
你却让美国人看我的笑话 and you've made me look ridiculous in front of the Americans.
我不是笑话 I am not ridiculous.
我完全不是笑话 你这个蠢货 I am very much not ridiculous you stupid cunt.
对不起 I'm sorry.
下次把枪对准你自己 Next time turn your gun on yourself.
塞进你嘴里 你这个不要脸的贱人 Stick it in your mouth you graceless fucking cow.
我们应该聊一聊 So... we should talk.
－但是先用餐吧 －当然 - But let's eat first, I think. - Oh, no. Sure.
我之前和您的家人聊过 但是…… I talked to a few of your folks earlier, you know...
现在不是他们了 对吧 Well, you're not talking to my folks now, are you?
您现在要和我聊 You're talking to me.
我听说您的态度很强硬 And I heard you were playing hardball which is fine.
但是没关系 您在担心什么 But what are you concerned about, hm?
一点点工人动荡 Bit of worker unrest?
摇摇晃晃的体制 Some wonky machinery, hm?
那都是细枝末节 It's marginalia.
看看我们的现状 Look at what we are.
我们是一个年轻的中欧共和国 We are a young, Central European republic
正准备接受一家现代公司的治理 ready to embrace a modern corporate governance.
我们准备与你们一起成长 We're ready to grow, with you.
最重要的是 Here's the important part.
我们热爱美国 We love America.
我们热爱我们的友谊 We love our friendship.
一心想要加强与你们的联系 And we'd love nothing more than to tighten those bonds.
我们有钴矿 We have the cobalt.
你们支付矿坑和精炼厂的钱 You pay for the pits and the refineries.
这是完美的合作关系 It's a perfect partnership.
不然 你们就等着 中国在你们鞋上撒尿时跪舔他们吧 Or you can hold China's cock while they piss all over your shoes
被他们腐败的供应链扣为人质 and hold you hostage to their corrupt supply lines.
那好吧 All right, then.
按照约定 我们将拿到采矿权股份的百分之30 30% stake in mining rights as agreed.
很好 Good.
就这么定了 Let's do that then.
但我希望您能保证我们达到51 But I would like your assurance of our ability to get to 51.
百分之51 51%.
这符合这种交易结构的惯例 Which would, of course, be... de rigueur in a deal structure like this
就是争取多数股权 to advance to a majority stake.
一直都是这样的 您尽管放心 Well, that's how it's always done, don't worry.
抱歉 我得先问清楚 Sorry, just to be clear
假如我想把我们的钴矿另作他用 so if I wanted then to do something with our cobalt
还要得到你们的允许吗 I'd have to ask your permission?
这完全不是问题 It won't be a problem.
我们会非常公正 We'll be more than fair.
别放他进来 Not him.
在这里等着 Wait here.
－我不想再看到他的脸 －是 女士
艾格尼丝保住了你的命 Agnes managed to keep you whole.
不然我就要给动物园的狮子送鲜肉了 I would've sent the zoo some fresh lion food.
你已经不是首相的私人水卜师了 So, you're no longer the Chancellor's personal water diviner.
你是宿舍楼层的夜间湿度哨兵 You are now the night moisture sentry for the residence floor.
－你知道那是什么意思吗 －不知道 - Do you know what that means? - No.
就是说你从午夜到早上六点 都得在走廊上挥舞你那该死的小玩意 It means that you wave your fucking gizmo around these halls from midnight to 6.00am
而且你再也见不到首相了 and you never see the Chancellor's face again.
好好享受吧 屠夫 Enjoy it, Butcher.
我只是想帮忙 I was trying to help.
就像你在五号矿井帮忙一样 Like you helped at Site Five.
别活了 Just kill yourself.
韦斯特盖特的垃圾 Westgate trash.
别活了 Just kill yourself!
别活了 Kill... kill yourself!
没用的东西 Useless beef.
别活了 Just kill yourself.
别活了 Kill yourself!
妈的 Fuck... Fuck!
没事的 It's all right.
没事的 It's... it's all right.
我知道 Yes, I know.
我知道你害怕 I know you're scared.
我们两个可以一起害怕 We can both be scared, hm?
我们会共渡难关的 Yes, we'll... we'll get through this together.
－怎么回事 －我们的立场一致 - What's going... - We come from the same place you and I
所以我们会亲密无间 亲爱的 and that's why we'll be thick as thieves, my love.
首长 Chief!
去死Dead...
去死 Dead!
我闻到了他的呼吸 I breathed him... I breathed him!
出去 Out... out!
我闻到了他的呼吸 I breathed him!
放在椅子上 In the chair.
－我闻到了他的呼吸 －把手给我 - I breathed him! Oh, my god! - All right, hon, give me your hands. Give me your hands.
我闻到了他的呼吸 Please! Please help me!
出去 Get out! Out!
救救我 Help me! Help me!
救救我 Help. Help me.
继续吸 Give your arm. Give your arm.
两周后
你来这里做什么 What are you doing here?
为了帮他们抓微生物 They needed more scrubby hands for the great microbe hunt.
小猫咪 想我了吗 Miss me, puss?
别再这样叫我了 Stop calling me that.
外面的人听到什么消息了 What are people hearing outside?
只有国家新闻上的报道 Only what the state news tells them.
首相正在山里享受早就该有的假期 The Chancellor is enjoying a well-deserved holiday in the mountains.
是啊 疯狂之山 The mountains of fucking madness.
两周没有公开露面 人民一定察觉到异样了 Two weeks without a public appearance. People must know something's up.
那个男孩怎么样了 How's the boy?
他没事 Yeah, he's fine, yeah.
他一直在问她在哪 Keeps asking where she is.
那个老姑娘去哪了 Where is the old girl?
天知道 没人见过她 除了…… Lord knows. Nobody's seen her except...
这个能帮您抵抗病魔 This will help your body to fight.
这是向日葵茶 跟我母亲以前煮的一样 It's sunflower, like my mother used to make.
有解毒之效 It hates poison.
先生 Sir?
我想见她 Yeah, I... I'd like to see her.
她在等您吗 Is she expecting you?
我是她丈夫 I'm her husband.
她在等您吗 Is she expecting you?
丈夫进入妻子的房间很正常 One expects their husband to enter a room.
没事的 亲爱的 It's all right, my love.
亲爱的 My love.
你好 尼基 Hello, Nicky.
我很想你 琳妮 I've missed you, Lenny.
戈恩部长和科肖医生 想与你分享一个短期计划 Minister Goin and Dr. Kershaw wanted to share a plan for the short term.
和他们聊聊也无妨 Perhaps it wouldn't hurt to chat?
他长斑了 He's got spots now.
你说什么 亲爱的 Sorry, dear?
越来越多的斑 More spots.
你看见了 Have you seen?
谁长斑了 亲爱的 Who has, my love?
他 Him,
楼下 downstairs.
在他脸上 On his face.
已经过去一年了 亲爱的 It's been a year now, my love.
这很正常 I... I'm sure it's normal.
不 No.
不是给他化妆了吗 That's what cosmetics are for.
我不该发现那些斑的 I should not have to spot the spots.
琳妮 你是不是该放下他了 Lenny, do you suppose... maybe it's time to let him go?
别说了 Stop... Stop it.
我已经放下了 别说了 I have. Just... stop that.
你还记得
我们在哈辛大街度过的第一晚吧
你直接走到街上
所有的车都停了下来
你想吃什么就吃什么
我当时就被你迷住了
你是那么的无所畏惧
你现在依然如此 亲爱的
以前的我和现在没有区别
你只是一直没看清真正的我
跟他们说 我中午见他们 Tell them I'll meet them at noon.
首相女士 您的气色不错 Madam Chancellor, you look well
希望您正在快速复原中 and we hope you're recuperating briskly.
那件事真是令人震惊 It's been quite a shock.
没错 Very much so.
过去几周糟透了 Terrible, terrible few weeks.
那件事令人无法想象 What happened was unthinkable.
这纯属意外 那是个疯子 A fluke, some lunatic.
听说是以前的钴矿工混进了建筑队 A former cobalt miner turned builder, we've learned.
精神不正常 Very ill in the head.
但我们正在采取一切措施 But every measure is being taken to ensure
杜绝此类事件的发生 that nothing of this nature ever happens again.
彻底杜绝 Absolutely not.
再也不会有了 Never again.
女士 我就不拐弯抹角了 Madam there's no use dancing around it.
现在的首相府根本不适合您居住 The Palace, at present, is simply unfit for your habitation.
数据是无可辩驳的 The data is incontrovertible.
我们目前的窘境是 Here's the bind.
我们不能再经历一次安全漏洞了 We can't risk further security breaches
所以翻新工作必须暂停 and so the renovation has to be put on hold.
必须暂停 No question.
当然 这就意味着…… Which means, of course...
您在墙内检测到的毒素无法去除 The toxicity you detected in the walls would remain.
这里会变成一个培养皿 You'd be trapped in a petri dish.
所以您只能迁往郊区 Meaning a relocation of sorts to the countryside
这个建议正在等待您的批准 pending your approval.
当然 在您康复期间 Of course, while you recuperate
某些政府职能仍需要在这里运作 certain government functions would still need to operate here.
所以我和一些特定的工作人员 And so, myself and a select staff
将留在这里监督这些职能 would remain in the capital to oversee those functions.
只执行重要任务 比如完成钴矿交易 Vital tasks only, such as finishing the cobalt deal.
女士 您父亲肺衰竭时 我们无能为力 Madam we weren't able to save your father from his failing lungs
但现在救您还不晚 but it's not too late to save you.
谢谢你们 Thank you both.
你们可以走了 You may go.
好好休息 女士 Rest well, Madam.
下士 坐吧 Corporal, sit.
不 No.
过来 坐我旁边 Come here. Sit beside me.
你知道我为什么叫你来吗 Do you know why you're here?
不知道 No.
因为你是无名小卒 明白吗 You're here because you are nobody do you understand?
这不是侮辱 而是事实 I don't mean that as an insult. I only mean it as a fact.
你只是个无名小卒 You are not anybody.
所以我可以信任你 对吗 And that means I can trust you, yes?
是的 首长 Yes, Chief.
现在只有你能告诉我 Now, you are the only one
无名小卒想要什么 who can tell me what the nobodies want.
看着我 Look at me.
你爱我 是不是 You love me, don't you?
－是的 －你能说出来吗 - Yes. - Can you say it?
我爱您 I love you.
好 Yes.
如果你爱我 就老实地告诉我 Now if you love me tell me honestly
你希望接下来发生什么 what would you like to happen next?
告诉我 Tell me.
昨晚我梦到您了 而我也出现在了您的梦里 You were in my dream last night and I was in yours.
您让我干掉一切让您软弱的人 And you told me to crush them anyone who makes you weak.
他们挫伤了我们的骨气 首长 They've cut our balls off, Chief.
而且正在嘲笑我们 And now they are laughing at us
因为您像马戏团里的病熊一样 为外国的有钱人跳舞 because you dance for foreign cash like a sick fucking bear at the circus.
外面的人都是这么说的 And that's what everybody's saying out there.
您听不到 但他们就是这么说的 相信我 You don't hear it, but that's what they are saying, trust me.
美国把我们当成了他们的殖民地 America treats us as if we are their fucking colony.
他们是怎么做的 So, what do they do?
他们整天往我们身上撒尿 They rain piss on us all day.
他们想让您垮台 They want you to fail.
您那个犯贱的财政部长也一样 And so does your finance bitch.
还有那个说您有病的猪头医生 And so does your fat pig doctor telling you that you are sick.
您病了 一派胡言 You are sick? That's bullshit!
有些东西是真的 Something, yes, it's true.
这栋建筑里确实有东西会害死您 Something in this building is killing you
但不是这鬼东西 but it's not this shit.
不是这个鬼东西 It's not this shit.
是他们 It's them!
他们希望您 看着我 They want you... Look at me.
他们希望您变成残废 They want you crippled
因为您有他们永远没有的东西 because you have something they will never, ever have.
一个该死的梦想 A fucking dream.
我想彻底打烂他们的脸 I'd love to smash their fucking faces forever.
做人要有风度 A graceful mind.
一 二 三 四 拇指大战开始啦 One, two, three, four. I declare a thumb war.
用力 Fight...
不是吧 你用战术了 No... That's a tactic!
你用战术了 That was a tactic!
尼基 你看到了吗 Nicky, did you see that? Let's try again.
我们再试一次 看着我的眼睛 我赢定了 Look me in the eye. I'm about to win.
一 二 三 四 拇指大战开始啦 One, two, three, four. I declare a thumb war.
用力 Fight. Fight!
我赢了 Got you!
好吧 三局两胜 Okay, best of three.
一 二 三 四 用力 One, two, three, four.
不 Fight...
你太坏了 No, no. You are terrible!
朋友们 My friends
几周前 我国政府的一位高级部长 a few weeks ago, one of my government's top ministers
和我府上的重要随从 along with key members of my household retinue
勾结有外国势力支持的间谍 conspired with a foreign-backed fifth column
趁我熟睡时行刺我 to assassinate me while I slept.
放开我 Sir, get off me! Get off me!
在过去的一年里 这些人在外国政权的帮助下 For the past year these individuals have weakened our economy
削弱了我们的经济 政府 甚至还有我的免疫系统 our government and even my immune system aided by meddling foreign regimes.
因此我要在今天发布一项行政命令 偿还我们的债务 Which is why today I am issuing an executive order to repay our debts
拒绝美国投资者 turn away American investors
让这个国家摆脱 对北约乳头的病态依赖 and rid this country of its sick dependence on NATO's teat.
全国各地的民众在本周展示的 My husband and I have been deeply touched by the outpouring
源源不断的爱和支持 让我和我丈夫深受感动 of love and support we've seen across the nation this week.
这才是我们人民真正的精神 This is the true spirit of our people.
你们是跳动的心脏 You are the beating heart.
你们是万物的灵魂 You are the soul of everything.
你们是我汲取力量 击败敌人的坚强后盾 You are the well from which I draw strength to vanquish our enemies.
我不会让你们卷入美国 I will not let you be sucked into the decadence and toxicity of America
及其同党的堕落和毒害之中 and its surrogates around the globe.
多年来 我们饱受折磨 For years, we have suffered
好让他们按照自己的形象 建立全球秩序 so they could build the global order in their image.
他们为国外的腐败政权提供物质援助 They've provided material aid to corrupt regimes abroad.
他们犯下了 并教唆别人犯下了大屠杀 They committed and abetted mass murder
他们在地球的每个角落 and they've waged their crony capitalist war
发动了裙带资本主义战争 in every corner of the planet.
还告诉其他国家 They have told the rest of us
好好合作 坐直了 听我们指挥 买路钱自付 Play ball. Sit up straight do as we tell you, and pay the toll.
是时候喊停了 It's time to say enough.
我们不会再参与他们的残暴行径 We will no longer be a party to their legacy of brutality.
我们不会再为他们的贪婪受罪 We will no longer suffer for their greed.
是时候向美国和全世界 展示我们的价值了 It is time to show America and the world precisely what we are worth.
我祝福你们所有人 也祝福我们的爱 直到永远 I bless you all. And I bless our love, always.
待续
谢谢观赏