"旺达幻视"前情提要... Previously on WandaVision...
你已经两次穿过边界了 You've gone through the boundary twice already.
你的细胞已经在分子层被改写过两次 The energy inside has re-written your cells on a molecular level twice.
我懂旺达的感觉 我一定要帮她 I know what Wanda's feeling and I won't stop until I help her.
我想联系韦斯特维以外的人 It is my intention to reach those outside of Westview
了解清楚我们的情况 and make sense of our situation.
救救里面的人 The people need help.
妈妈 妈妈 Mom! Mom!
怎么了 出什么事了 比利 What? What is it, Billy?
我听到爸爸的声音了 他出事了 I hear Dad. He's in trouble.
你老公不会死两次的 It's not like your dead husband can die twice.
马克西莫夫一定不会和我们协商 Maximoff was never gonna negotiate with us.
硬上是打不过她的 We can't outgun her.
显然惹恼她只会让局面更糟 And clearly antagonizing her is only making things worse.
解铃还需系铃人 If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution.
我靠 Fudge!
这种事我们都经历过 Look, we've all been there, right?
被恐惧和愤怒冲昏头脑 Letting our fear and anger get the best of us,
扩大自己创造的虚假世界的边界 intentionally expanding the borders of the false world we created.
快跑 快跑 Move it! Move it!
妈妈 你能快点下楼来吗 Mom, are you coming down soon?
妈妈 我们的游戏坏了 Mom, our game is freaking out.
她睡着了吗 Is she asleep?
妈妈没睡 Mommy's not sleeping, honey.
妈妈在闭目养神 She's just resting her eyes.
妈妈 我的脑袋不对劲 Mom, my head feels weird.
感觉特别吵 It's, like, really noisy.
我不舒服 I don't like it.
闭目养神 Resting her eyes.
为了惩罚我昨晚的鲁莽行为 As punishment for my reckless evening,
我决定宅在家里 自我隔离 I plan on taking a quarantine-style staycation.
一整天... A whole day...
一个人待着 just to myself.
反省错误 That'll show me.
我先拿到的 I got to it first!
每次都是你先拿到 You always get to it first!
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我也不知道那是怎么回事 Yeah, I'm not sure what that's about.
估计周一就是神志不清吧 It's probably just a case of the Mondays.
对吧 Am I right?
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第一季 第７集 旺达·马克西莫夫创作
天剑局临时营地 距离新泽西州韦斯特维12.8公里
还好我们躲过一劫 Lucky for us, she pumped the brakes.
确实幸运 Yeah. I feel very lucky.
广播节目如何了 What's happening with the broadcast?
停播了 没信号了 Dead air. The signal's gone.
准备好小队需要的全部物资 Make sure the team has everything they need.
今天就行动 We launch today.
收到 Yes, sir.
你就是新来的小丑 You're the new clown?
还好你已经画好妆了 At least you're already in makeup.
和逃脱大师的排练 你迟到了 You're late for rehearsal with the escape artist.
跟我来 Come on.
我承认 我没什么表演天赋 Yeah, I'm not great at this gig, I gotta be honest.
我天生不是这块料 It doesn't really speak to my skill set.
我本来想演胡子女士 I put in for the bearded lady,
但我如花似玉的美貌 骗不了人 but this alabaster complexion wasn't fooling anyone.
有事吗 讨厌鬼 Can I help you, creeper?
我们昨晚见过 你不记得了 You don't remember me from last night?
我们对视过 我们有无声的默契 We locked eyes. There was a unspoken understanding.
算了吧 Hard pass.
等等我 别走 No, wait. Wait up.
看见爸爸了吗 Have you seen your dad?
没 No.
你想去找他吗 Do you wanna go look for him?
他不想回家 我有什么办法 Well, if he doesn't wanna be here, there's nothing I can do about it.
皮舅舅昨晚说什么 爸爸死两次 Mom, last night, Uncle P said that thing about re-killing Dad?
别信他的话 Don't believe anything that man said.
他不是你们舅舅 He is not your uncle.
那他是谁 Who is he?
是这样的 Here's the thing, boys.
我是你们的妈妈 I'm your mom.
所以 你们总希望我能回答所有问题 And as such, you were counting on me to have all the answers, right?
但我不行 Well, I don't.
我... I have...
答不上来 no answers.
不知道 不清楚 不了解 Zip. Zero. Zilch.
不明白 不晓得 Nada. Niente.
我开始觉得 一切都... I'm starting to believe that everything is...
毫无意义 meaningless.
你们当然也会有自己的想法 You're welcome to draw your own conclusions,
但我就是这么想的 but that's just where I'm at.
也许我有点太负面了 但他们会没事的 So maybe I went a little too dark there, but they'll be fine.
幻视是振金做的 Vision is made of vibranium.
孩子们肯定也很坚强 They literally inherited tough skin.
艾格尼丝 快请进 Hi, Agnes. Come on in.
我该起身迎接你 但我懒得动 I'd get up, but I just don't want to.
还好我到得及时 But I think I got there in the nick of time
她当时离抓狂只有一步之遥 'cause she was one split end away from cutting her own bangs.
孩子们 让妈妈自己待会儿吧 Boys, why don't we give your mom some me time?
艾格尼丝 真的吗 Agnes, are you sure?
确定一定以及肯定 Abso-positively.
-走吧 孩子们 -非去不可吗 - Come on, let's go, guys. - Do we have to, Mom?
得有人留下来照顾你 Someone needs to be here to take care of you.
我没事 快跟艾格尼丝走吧 Boys, I'll be fine. Just go with Agnes.
我又不咬人 I promise I won't bite.
我以前还真咬过小孩 I actually did bite a kid once.
艾格尼丝 你帮了我大忙 Agnes, you are a life-saver.
-有什么我能帮你的吗 -既然这样 - Is there anything I can do for you? - You know what?
我背上好像长了颗痣 但我又看不到 I do have a suspicious mole on my back that I just can't see.
要有分寸 我懂了 Boundaries. I get it.
不必多说 Say no more.
小伙子们 我们出发 All right, gentlemen, let's keep it moving.
要是你俩能帮我找找那颗痣 You know what? If one of you two could take a quick look,
那就太好了 就在... I'd appreciate it. It's right here above my...
把完美的界内球挡出了门外 delivering flawless offensive plays right out of the gate.
最终进球则... The final goal scored with a remark...
我没事 我好得很 I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
我很正常 I'm fine.
好得不得了 I'm fine.
达西破解了最后一道防火墙 Darcy made it through that last firewall, all right.
有什么新发现 What'd she find?
关于同一个项目的研发报告 R and D reports. All on the same project.
代号 大瀑布 Code name, Cataract.
海沃德不是想拆掉幻视 Hayward wasn't decommissioning Vision.
而是想让幻视在线上复活 He was trying to bring him back online.
一直没成功... Nothing worked until...
直到旺达偷了幻视的尸体 Wanda stole Vision's body.
所以他才一直在六边区里追踪幻视 That's why he was so focused on tracking Vision inside the Hex.
海沃德想要回他的知性武器 Hayward wants his sentient weapon back.
得有人告诉旺达 Someone has to tell Wanda.
快看 他们在那儿 Look. There they are.
-古德纳少校 -兰博上校 - Major Goodner. - Captain Rambeau.
这位是吴探员 This is Agent Woo.
幸会 Nice to meet you.
非常感谢你能来 我妈一定会感激你的一片忠心 Thank you so much for coming. My mother would appreciate your loyalty.
我们忠心效劳的人不止她一个 上校 She's not the only one we're loyal to, Captain.
看看我们给你准备了什么 Let me show you what we brought you.
符合你的要求吗 Did we get your specs right?
简直完美 She's perfect.
你好 等一下 Hello? Excuse me.
你当时想帮我 You tried to help me.
我不信 谁都知道我只管自己 Doubtful. I'm notoriously self-involved.
不 拜托你 先听我讲完 No, no, no. Please. Just hear me out.
好 你之前好像参与 All right. I believe that you were part of a team
监视超自然异常现象 现在... monitoring a supernatural anomaly. And now...
你也进来了 Well, you're in it.
行吧 约会也可以 但我可要吃龙虾 Fine. I'll go out with you, but I'm ordering the lobster.
看那个哑剧演员... 他的托盘太重了 No. Look, that mime... His tray is getting too heavy.
你伤到背啦 Your bad back!
好家伙 Okay.
-清醒了吗 -清醒了 - Awake? - Yeah.
还好吗 All right?
你好 自己 Hello, self.
其实之前我还偷偷想过在剧里客串一把 You know, part of me secretly wanted a guest spot on the show,
但真的 一点都不好玩 but seriously, that sucked.
你的真名叫什么 Look, what is your name? Your real name?
达西·刘易斯 Darcy Lewis.
达西·刘易斯博士 我听过有人讨论你的研究内容 Dr. Darcy Lewis. I intercepted a communication regarding your work.
狮子刚下台 该你们上了 The lions just got off stage. You're up.
刘易斯博士 我有很多疑问 Dr. Lewis, I have questions.
我可以回答 I have answers.
我们路上说吧 Should we take this convo on the road?
-好 -该你俩上了 - Excellent. - You two are up.
抱歉 博士和我更重要的事 No, I'm so sorry. Doctor and I have a prior engagement.
她哪儿也不能去 She's not goin' anywhere.
不会吧 No!
我的鼻子 My nose!
-对不起 -快走 - Sorry. - Come on.
-借过 -你们去哪儿 - Excuse me. - Where do you think you're going?
快回来 Get back here!
去你家吗 To your house, I assume?
刘易斯博士 我开始问了 孩子们安全吗 Dr. Lewis, my questions, are my children safe?
这问题我不知道 That I don't know.
假扮皮特罗的是谁 Who is that imposter, Pietro?
不知道 Beats me.
-上路 -棒 - Let's roll. - Great.
-快下车 -对不起 听不见 - Get out of there. - Sorry. Can't hear you.
-什么 -快开车 - What? - Drive!
非常抱歉 经纪人把行程安排重复了 I'm so sorry. We were double-booked by the agents.
你们得上台 You got to be on stage.
-踩上去 达西 -你在干什么 - Step on it, Darcy! - What are you doing?
我听不见 I can't hear you.
你快回来 我需要你 You get back here! I need you!
我不明白怎么回事 I don't understand what's happening.
为什么... Why it's...
为什么四处都在瓦解 而我... Why it's all falling apart and why...
却复原不了 I can't fix it.
你会不会觉得 这是你应得的 Do you think maybe this is what you deserve?
什么 What?
你不该讲话的 You're not supposed to talk.
感觉抑郁吗 Feeling depressed?
好像世界离了你也没有变化 Like the world goes on without you?
是不是想一个人静一静 Do you just want to be left alone?
向医生了解一下奈克瑟斯 Ask your doctor about Nexus.
独特的抗抑郁药 可将你带回现实 A unique anti-depressant that works to anchor you back to your reality.
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或是你选择的现实 Or the reality of your choice.
副作用包括 感受情绪 Side effects include feeling your feelings,
面对真相 把握命运 confronting your truth, seizing your destiny,
也可能加重抑郁 and possibly, more depression.
不要私自服用 You should not take Nexus
除非医生允许你继续生活 unless your doctor has cleared you to move on with your life.
选奈克瑟斯 因为世界并不围着你转 Nexus, because the world doesn't revolve around you.
又或许是呢 Or does it?
有谁渴了吗 Okay, who's thirsty?
我倒了些饮料 Some bevs.
想什么呢 Penny for your thoughts.
我喜欢这里 I like it here.
那很好啊 Good.
是因为抓抓先生会听你倾诉吗 Is it because Señor Scratchy is such a good listener?
不是 No.
是因为安静 It's because it's quiet.
你很安静 艾格尼丝 You're quiet, Agnes.
心里安静 On the inside.
你说妈妈还好吗 Do you think our mom is okay?
当然啦 For sure!
不用担心你们的妈妈 You don't have to worry about your mom.
她无所不能 她是超人妈妈 Your mom can do anything. She's supermom.
拉尔夫说我总美化事实 Ralph says I sugarcoat things.
但总不能跟十岁小孩说 他们妈妈因为麦片疯了吧 But you try telling a 10-year-old that his mother is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
最后检查 Final checks.
准备就绪 上校 We're all set, Captain.
谢谢 Thank you.
达西不在 没法送你进去 Darcy's not here to give her stamp of approval.
我知道 I know.
她在里面 我要去把她带出来 She's in there and I'm gonna go get her out.
这是最后的机会 It's our last shot, Jimmy.
祝你好运 上校 Godspeed, Captain.
你有多大把握能成功 How much faith you have in this thing?
这是我们装备最全的太空车 It's our most heavily-armored space rover.
她会直接开进去 毫发无伤 She's gonna sail right through. Unharmed.
通讯设备检查 Capcom, check.
一切正常 Good, check.
听你指示 上校 On your order, Captain.
我上路了 Moving out.
接触倒计时 五 四 三... Contact in five, four, three...
二 一 two, one.
不是说能直接开进去吗 What happened to sailing right through?
密度与她相匹配 The density is matching her.
很近了 要变形了 I'm close. It's gonna give!
结构完整性遭到破坏 The structural integrity is failing.
车在解体 It's disintegrating.
不 是在被改写 No, it's being rewritten.
莫妮卡 快出来 Monica, get out of there!
听见了吗 莫妮卡 Do you copy, Monica?
莫妮卡 快出来 Monica! Get out of there!
莫妮卡 Monica!
快叫救伤直升机 Get a medevac, now!
当心 Watch out!
别 不要 No. No.
我可以过去 I can get through.
莫妮卡 不 Monica! No!
不行 我不能撇下莫妮卡 No, I can't. I can't leave Monica.
妈妈 没关系 我去跟外公外婆住 Mommy, it's okay. I can stay with Grandma and Pop-Pop.
我不能去 宝贝 太危险了 There's no way I'm going, baby. It's too dangerous.
妈妈 我能不能飞上天 跟你碰头 Mom, maybe I could fly up and meet you halfway?
那你得学会像卡罗尔阿姨那样发光 Only if you learn to glow like your Aunt Carol.
你是我认识的最强大的人 And you were the most powerful person I knew.
你妈妈 她去世了 Your mom, she died, honey.
她是个榜样 She was truly an inspiration.
-抱歉 -不 - Sorry. - No!
你妈妈很幸运 Your mom's lucky.
天上发孩子时 给了她最坚强的一个 When they were handing out kids, they gave her the toughest one.
这么说 旺达杀了我 So, Wanda killed me?
是 但没那么简单 是你让她动手的 Yes, but it's not that simple. You asked her to do it.
我为什么这么做 Why would I have done that?
为了拯救宇宙 To save the universe.
一半的生命 Well, half of it.
成功了吗 Did it work?
成功了 It did.
可是坏人回溯时间 又杀了你 Until the bad guy rewound time and killed you himself.
中间还有些步骤 但概括起来... There are a few extra steps, but to set up the context...
我复活 然后又死了一次 I came back and died again.
她只能眼睁睁看着 And she had to watch.
又是红灯 Man, another red light?
郊区像这样有点不太合理吧 It's kinda overkill out in the sticks here, don't you think?
是啊 Yes.
我觉得... 旺达制造这些障碍 I believe... I think that Wanda is creating these impediments
是不想让我回家 to stop me returning home.
而且韦斯特维是不是从不下雨 Also, it never rains in Westview, right?
没意思 I'm not amused.
真行 慢慢来啊 各位 Yeah, great. Just take your time, fellas.
我没理解错的话 So if I understand correctly,
我的代码源自一个名叫贾维斯的人工智能 my original code dates back to an AI called Jarvis?
但我的肉身是诞生于奥创的种族灭绝计划 But my corporeal form was born of Ultron's plan for global genocide?
完全正确 Correct-o.
那我现在算什么 What am I now?
老实说 我是个理工女 Honestly, I'm a STEM type of lady,
所以我想是开了你头上的开关 so I thought she just flipped a switch on your head
复活了你 and brought you back to life,
但我想不通 为什么你不能离开六边区 but what I don't get is why you can't leave the Hex.
我只知道 这周我都在看"旺达幻视" What I do know is I've been watching WandaVision for the past week.
你们之间的爱是真的 And the love you two have is real.
你们属于彼此 You belong together.
旺达 Wanda?
旺达 Wanda!
你干什么 What are you doing?
-旺达... -你怎么进来的 - Wanda... - How did you get in here?
听我说 整件事都与幻视有关 Listen to me. This whole thing is about Vision.
-滚出我家 -海沃德想把他带... - Get out of my house. - Hayward was trying to bring him...
不要再说了 我不想听 Don't talk to me about that. I don't wanna hear about it.
无人机 导弹 皮特罗 The drones, the missiles. Pietro?
不 等等 皮特罗的事不是我们做的 No, wait, Pietro, no, no, no, that wasn't us.
你们只会撒谎 All you do is lie!
我说过的谎 都是你控制我说的 The only lies I've told are the ones you put in my mouth.
说话注意点 Careful what you say to me.
动手吧 Do it, then.
把我轰出去 Take me out.
看 这就是你与海沃德不同的地方 See, see? That's where you and Hayward differ.
他为了达到目的 不惜烧毁韦斯特维 He's gonna burn Westview to the ground just to get what he wants.
别让他把你塑造成恶人 Don't let him make you the villain.
也许我早就是了 Maybe I already am.
我不怕你 旺达 I'm not afraid of you, Wanda.
我也失去了最亲的人 I lost the person closest to me, too.
我已经遭遇了我能想到的最糟的事 The worst thing I can think of has already happened to me
我无法改变 更不能重来 and I can't change it. I can't undo it.
我无法抑制痛苦 I can't control this pain anymore.
也不想抑制 And I don't think I want to,
因为这是真实的我 because it's my truth.
-旺达 你必须... -小姐 - Wanda, you have to... - Young lady,
这里恐怕不欢迎你 I think you overstayed your welcome.
可怜的旺达经历得够多了 Poor Wanda's been through enough.
这事与你无关 旺达... This doesn't concern you. Wanda...
走吧 Run along, dear.
-旺达 你必须放下 -不 - Wanda, you have to take it down. - No.
-别逼我伤害你 -好了 - Don't make me hurt you. - All right.
好了 收工吧 Okay, let's wrap it up.
终于完了 Yes, finally.
别呀 Come on!
孩子们 快点 Come on, kids.
小孩 Kids?
接下来呢 狗吗 What's next, puppies?
我不知道在来韦斯特维之前 旺达经历过什么 I had no idea how much Wanda had endured before coming to Westview,
或许是我们一起经历的 how much we both had, I guess.
可我不记得了 Though I can't remember it.
对我而言 这些都像别人的人生 For me, it feels like it happened to someone else, you know?
但对她而言... But for her...
只是几周之前 It's mere weeks ago.
我在做什么 坐在这儿和你说话 我应该... What am I doing here, sitting, talking to you when I should...
这... 这太荒唐了 我得去找我老婆 This is... This is absurd. I need to get to my wife.
那我们在那儿会合吧 So I'll just meet you there, then?
过来 Here.
要喝杯茶吗 Would you like a cup of tea, hon?
-当然 谢谢你 艾格尼丝 -好 - Sure. Thank you, Agnes. - Okay.
坐 我去倒杯茶来 Sit down. Be right back with that.
跳 跳 跳 Jump! Jump! Jump!
跳 跳 跳 Jumpy, jump, jump, jump, jump
跳 跳 跳 Jumpy, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump Jumpy, jump, jump, jump, jump
跳 跳 跳 Jumpy, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
孩子们呢 Where are the twins?
可能在地下室玩吧 They're probably just playing in the basement.
孩子们 Boys?
汤米 Tommy?
比利 Billy?
旺达 旺达 Wanda, Wanda.
你不会以为 镇上会魔法的只有你吧 You didn't think you were the only magical girl in town, did you?
我叫阿加莎·哈克尼斯 终于见面了 The name's Agatha Harkness. Lovely to finally meet you, dear.
♪ 是谁在背后捣乱 ♪ ♪ Who's been messing up everything? ♪
♪ 一直是阿加莎 ♪ ♪ It's been Agatha all along ♪
♪ 是谁牵动邪恶的绳索 ♪ ♪ Who's been pulling every evil string? ♪
一直是阿加莎
♪ 一直是阿加莎 ♪ ♪ It's been Agatha all along ♪
主演 阿加莎·哈克尼斯
♪ 她暗中潜伏 ♪ ♪ She's insidious ♪
♪ 两面三刀 让你毫无防备 ♪ ♪ So perfidious that you haven't even noticed ♪
♪ 糟糕的是 糟糕的是 ♪ ♪ And the pity is, The pity is Pity, pity, pity, pity
♪ 现在为时已晚 ♪ ♪ It's too late to fix anything ♪
♪ 无法补救 ♪ ♪ Now that everything has gone wrong ♪
♪ 多亏了阿加莎 ♪ ♪ Thanks to Agatha ♪
♪ 淘气的阿加莎 一直是她 ♪ ♪ Naughty Agatha It's been Agatha all along ♪
我还杀了小火花 And I killed Sparky, too.
片尾有彩蛋
真是改不了偷窥的毛病 Snooper's gonna snoop.